In this day and age, whoring Karma on Slashdot is easier than ever. With more moderators and a lower signal to noise ratio (If you don't know what that means, don't worry!) means that Karma can easily be gained by following a few simple rules when you are carefully crafting your Slashdot post.
Vaguely mention the DMCA. It doesn't matter what the topic of discussion is, those four magic letters glow like a beacon to any moderator with points.
You can get double points if you spell the acronym as DCMA throughout your post. This is especially effective if you're replying to someone who has just used the correct acronym in their post.
MPAA and RIAA are another pair of gems. Use the phrase "RIAA/MPAA" in every post you make, and that Karma will flow!
Always confuse the two. Complain loudly about the MPAA suing over MP3 downloads, or the RIAA trying to stop you from downloading DeCSS.
Don't bother to understand the difference between Patents, Copyrights and Trademarks. If the topic of discussion is about patents, claim that "this wouldn't have happened before the DCMA" (See above)
Always remember, It's Microsofts Fault! Try to craft vague conspiracy theories that include Microsoft.
Spell it "Micro$oft" or "M$". Moderators will lap it up.
If all else fails, blame the Government. Do not at any cost attempt to understand basic politics, as that will make you look opinionated. Just blame the current political leaders.
Likewise, blame the French. Double points if you use the phrase "Cheese eating surrender monkeys".
If you're losing the argument, start a flamewar about the war with Iraq. Accuse the other party of being French, or "a pinko commie"(See above).
Claim that you only download stuff using P2P to "try before you buy".
Start a flamewar by claiming that "Piracy isn't theft". Violently flame anybody who dares to disagree with you.
Double points if you attempt to defend your position by stating that you "wouldn't have paid for it anyway, so they haven't lost a sale".
The Iraqi Information Minister was funny, wasn't he? Your post should be like one of his speeches. It'll be funny.
Ensure your sig has a Karma joke in it. You know the ones, something like "Karma: Bogus!" Ensure you retype your sig every time you post a comment; double sigs look cool and you wouldn't want the people who have sigs disabled to miss out, would you?
Remember! Never, ever read the related article or any background information before you state your opinions. You're too busy to do that, and its not like the moderators will notice either!
Good luck! Within no time at all, your Karma will be Excellent!
In this day and age, whoring Karma on Slashdot is easier than ever. With more moderators and a lower signal to noise ratio (If you don't know what that means, don't worry!) means that Karma can easily be gained by following a few simple rules when you are carefully crafting your Slashdot post.
Vaguely mention the DMCA. It doesn't matter what the topic of discussion is, those four magic letters glow like a beacon to any moderator with points.
You can get double points if you spell the acronym as DCMA throughout your post. This is especially effective if you're replying to someone who has just used the correct acronym in their post.
MPAA and RIAA are another pair of gems. Use the phrase "RIAA/MPAA" in every post you make, and that Karma will flow!
Always confuse the two. Complain loudly about the MPAA suing over MP3 downloads, or the RIAA trying to stop you from downloading DeCSS.
Don't bother to understand the difference between Patents, Copyrights and Trademarks. If the topic of discussion is about patents, claim that "this wouldn't have happened before the DCMA" (See above)
Always remember, It's Microsofts Fault! Try to craft vague conspiracy theories that include Microsoft.
Spell it "Micro$oft" or "M$". Moderators will lap it up.
If all else fails, blame the Government. Do not at any cost attempt to understand basic politics, as that will make you look opinionated. Just blame the current political leaders.
Likewise, blame the French. Double points if you use the phrase "Cheese eating surrender monkeys".
If you're losing the argument, start a flamewar about the war with Iraq. Accuse the other party of being French, or "a pinko commie"(See above).
Claim that you only download stuff using P2P to "try before you buy".
Start a flamewar by claiming that "Piracy isn't theft". Violently flame anybody who dares to disagree with you.
Double points if you attempt to defend your position by stating that you "wouldn't have paid for it anyway, so they haven't lost a sale".
The Iraqi Information Minister was funny, wasn't he? Your post should be like one of his speeches. It'll be funny.
Ensure your sig has a Karma joke in it. You know the ones, something like "Karma: Bogus!" Ensure you retype your sig every time you post a comment; double sigs look cool and you wouldn't want the people who have sigs disabled to miss out, would you?
Remember! Never, ever read the related article or any background information before you state your opinions. You're too busy to do that, and its not like the moderators will notice either!
Good luck! Within no time at all, your Karma will be Excellent!
I don't think it's fair childrenless parents pay to educate others' children.
So when that child, whom your taxes helped to put through school, becomes a doctor and helps to improve your quality of life when you are an elderly man, you'll still think its not fair, right?
I don't think it's fair healthy people pay for the healthcare of the poor.
Life isn't fair. I would rather have a bunch of poor but healthy people who at least have the ability to work, than a lot of poor, sick people who couldn't work themselves out of poverty if they wanted to.
I don't think it's fair people that don't use public transit have to pay for those pesky buses!
Next time you are stuck in a traffic jam, comprised mainly of large, 5 door cars, each with a single person in them, you remember to be annoyed at the concept of public transport. I'll be on the bus, getting to my destination.
If you havn't figured it out yet: Life isn't fair.
Oh, and you should stop being so insular and "Me me me!" all the time. You live in a society. If you don't like that, I believe the Unibomber left his log cabin in Montana empty.
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In this day and age, whoring Karma on Slashdot is easier than ever. With more moderators and a lower signal to noise ratio (If you don't know what that means, don't worry!) means that Karma can easily be gained by following a few simple rules when you are carefully crafting your Slashdot post.
- Vaguely mention the DMCA. It doesn't matter what the topic of discussion is, those four magic letters glow like a beacon to any moderator with points.
- You can get double points if you spell the acronym as DCMA throughout your post. This is especially effective if you're replying to someone who has just used the correct acronym in their post.
- MPAA and RIAA are another pair of gems. Use the phrase "RIAA/MPAA" in every post you make, and that Karma will flow!
- Always confuse the two. Complain loudly about the MPAA suing over MP3 downloads, or the RIAA trying to stop you from downloading DeCSS.
- Don't bother to understand the difference between Patents, Copyrights and Trademarks. If the topic of discussion is about patents, claim that "this wouldn't have happened before the DCMA" (See above)
- Always remember, It's Microsofts Fault! Try to craft vague conspiracy theories that include Microsoft.
- Spell it "Micro$oft" or "M$". Moderators will lap it up.
- If all else fails, blame the Government. Do not at any cost attempt to understand basic politics, as that will make you look opinionated. Just blame the current political leaders.
- Likewise, blame the French. Double points if you use the phrase "Cheese eating surrender monkeys".
- If you're losing the argument, start a flamewar about the war with Iraq. Accuse the other party of being French, or "a pinko commie"(See above).
- Claim that you only download stuff using P2P to "try before you buy".
- Start a flamewar by claiming that "Piracy isn't theft". Violently flame anybody who dares to disagree with you.
- Double points if you attempt to defend your position by stating that you "wouldn't have paid for it anyway, so they haven't lost a sale".
- The Iraqi Information Minister was funny, wasn't he? Your post should be like one of his speeches. It'll be funny.
- Ensure your sig has a Karma joke in it. You know the ones, something like "Karma: Bogus!" Ensure you retype your sig every time you post a comment; double sigs look cool and you wouldn't want the people who have sigs disabled to miss out, would you?
- Remember! Never, ever read the related article or any background information before you state your opinions. You're too busy to do that, and its not like the moderators will notice either!
Good luck! Within no time at all, your Karma will be Excellent!In this day and age, whoring Karma on Slashdot is easier than ever. With more moderators and a lower signal to noise ratio (If you don't know what that means, don't worry!) means that Karma can easily be gained by following a few simple rules when you are carefully crafting your Slashdot post.
- Vaguely mention the DMCA. It doesn't matter what the topic of discussion is, those four magic letters glow like a beacon to any moderator with points.
- You can get double points if you spell the acronym as DCMA throughout your post. This is especially effective if you're replying to someone who has just used the correct acronym in their post.
- MPAA and RIAA are another pair of gems. Use the phrase "RIAA/MPAA" in every post you make, and that Karma will flow!
- Always confuse the two. Complain loudly about the MPAA suing over MP3 downloads, or the RIAA trying to stop you from downloading DeCSS.
- Don't bother to understand the difference between Patents, Copyrights and Trademarks. If the topic of discussion is about patents, claim that "this wouldn't have happened before the DCMA" (See above)
- Always remember, It's Microsofts Fault! Try to craft vague conspiracy theories that include Microsoft.
- Spell it "Micro$oft" or "M$". Moderators will lap it up.
- If all else fails, blame the Government. Do not at any cost attempt to understand basic politics, as that will make you look opinionated. Just blame the current political leaders.
- Likewise, blame the French. Double points if you use the phrase "Cheese eating surrender monkeys".
- If you're losing the argument, start a flamewar about the war with Iraq. Accuse the other party of being French, or "a pinko commie"(See above).
- Claim that you only download stuff using P2P to "try before you buy".
- Start a flamewar by claiming that "Piracy isn't theft". Violently flame anybody who dares to disagree with you.
- Double points if you attempt to defend your position by stating that you "wouldn't have paid for it anyway, so they haven't lost a sale".
- The Iraqi Information Minister was funny, wasn't he? Your post should be like one of his speeches. It'll be funny.
- Ensure your sig has a Karma joke in it. You know the ones, something like "Karma: Bogus!" Ensure you retype your sig every time you post a comment; double sigs look cool and you wouldn't want the people who have sigs disabled to miss out, would you?
- Remember! Never, ever read the related article or any background information before you state your opinions. You're too busy to do that, and its not like the moderators will notice either!
Good luck! Within no time at all, your Karma will be Excellent!I don't think it's fair childrenless parents pay to educate others' children.
So when that child, whom your taxes helped to put through school, becomes a doctor and helps to improve your quality of life when you are an elderly man, you'll still think its not fair, right?
I don't think it's fair healthy people pay for the healthcare of the poor.
Life isn't fair. I would rather have a bunch of poor but healthy people who at least have the ability to work, than a lot of poor, sick people who couldn't work themselves out of poverty if they wanted to.
I don't think it's fair people that don't use public transit have to pay for those pesky buses!
Next time you are stuck in a traffic jam, comprised mainly of large, 5 door cars, each with a single person in them, you remember to be annoyed at the concept of public transport. I'll be on the bus, getting to my destination.
If you havn't figured it out yet: Life isn't fair.
Oh, and you should stop being so insular and "Me me me!" all the time. You live in a society. If you don't like that, I believe the Unibomber left his log cabin in Montana empty.
To mark this special occasion, here is some spam.
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10 out 10 Catholic Clergymen thought that he was great at sucking cock.
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