User: Horny Smurf

Re:More to the point...

On: 2.6 and 2.7 Release Management

I quite an ordinary guy. No big muscles, no huge dick, not even particularly handsome, but I'm a lucky person. You know, the kind of guy that fun things always seem to happen to. I can't remember the first time I real- ized that I was lucky, but I certainly remember one night in New York City, late in the evening when I was doing a little Bar hopping, when I walked into the local bar and seated myself.

I was expecting to have a regular Friday night but the fates dealt me a new card that night. I was on my second round when a woman approached my table and asked if the extra chair had been taken. I replied that it wasn't and she proceeded to sit down.

She had suicidal blonde hair and a voluptuous body. She wore a tight miniskirt and fishnet stockings and to flatter her large breasts she wore a low cut halter top that revealed a lot of cleavage. Her eyes were the wildest shade of green I had ever seen in eyes, very light and almost florescent but not quite.

We began to talk and continued a good conversation for about an hour when the subject suddenly switched to sex. (I think that she was the one who first brought the subject up.)

We discussed our personal sexual preferences for a while and we were both getting quite horny. (You know, flirting shamelessly with each other.)

Another fifteen minutes of steamy sex talk went by when I felt her leg sweep across my foot. Thinking nothing of it I continued talking. Then I felt her leg but this time it was rubbing up and down my shin. I got an instant hard-on and pushed my leg out a bit more, so as she had plenty of room to work on it.

We continued our conversation as her leg rubbed higher and higher making its way towards my crotch area. Then her foot raised and pushed against my groin. She slid her foot up and down in a very pleasing manner. After about two minutes of this she stopped and got up.

"I'm going to freshen up." She said seductively with a wink. I guessed what she wanted me to do by the sparkle in her eyes, so after she had been gone for a couple of seconds I got up too and went off in the same direc- tion. I was in the back halls of the bar trying to find where she might be when I was pulled into a utility room. I couldn't see her but I recognized the scent of her perfume.

We where locked in each others embrace immediately like lovers who were going to die at any moment.

I slid my hand down her back, across her butt, and down her leg until I reached the bottom of her skirt. I slid my hand under and began rubbing her thighs. They were bare and I quickly discovered that she wasn't wearing any panties either.

As I was felling this bird up she was undoing my pants and sliding her hand under my boxer shorts. She rubbed my dick with those long delicate fingers I had admired before and made me so excited that I wasn't sure how much more massaging I was going to be able to stand.

I moved my hand on down until it came to the outer fringes of pubic hair, then ran my fingers through it and came to her juicy cunt. I parted her vaginal lips with my middle finger then slid it in. What a delight to feel her all lubricated for me. I love that special slickness that a horny woman has when she's ready to be fucked. It makes me crazy.

She began to move her hips up and down shoving herself on to my finger. She made noises similar to purring as she got more and more excited. Her grip on my cock tightened as she was about to orgasm.

Finally, as she came her cunt juices flowed out in barrels covering my hand and down her inner thigh. Then my pretty baby started to stroke my cock in earnest.

I slipped my fingers out of her honey pot and tried to dry them on my shirt. Before I could react my little fuck doll slid down to her knees in front of me and placed her lips on my dick. She slid her mouth over the head of it and began to bob that pretty blonde head like there was no tomorrow.

It was like an erotic torture. She managed to take my full length in one swallow gagging just a bit. I could feel the head of my dick going down her throat which was a lot like entering a pussy.

I came about a minute later after one of the best blow- jobs of my life. There was no way I could have held out any longer, she really knew what she was doing. (She must have had a lot of experience, the way she played me like a musical instrument.)

After I came she stood up in front of me. I could hear her heavy breathing and could smell my come on her breath. I could tell that she was still as stimulated as I was. So I pressed her against the wall and slowly shoved her down to the floor of the utility room. With out asking I lifted her skirt and climbed on top of her small body.

I heard her moan as I arranged my dick at her opening and I readied for the wildest fuck of my lifetime. Pushing I entered her little piece of paradise with full thrust. She screamed with pain and pleasure as my cock shoved its way home, but after a few more strokes the noises she made were those of lust.

As my dick pounded her cunt my hands found themselves fondling her firm tits. (I had torn her blouse open. I can still remember the sound of her buttons flying around the room.)

After a minute she began to get more and more excited and clamped her shapely legs around my body and started to thrust onto my cock, enabling maximum penetration. On one particularly deep thrust I felt her vaginal walls clamp around my dick like a vice. When she began to climax her back arched up off the floor and she began to make hissing noises.

I wish the lights had been on so I could have seen her face as she clawed the air. It lasted for a few seconds, then she fell back and her body relaxed under me.

I had been effected by her emotional and physical climax and came in floods myself. I emptied spurt after spurt into her until I thought if I kept doing it much longer she might explode.

After gaining the most pleasure I could from her sweaty body I withdrew my semi-hard dick from her. My white cream spilled from her used cunt as I withdrew from her. (After a couple seconds it stopped.)

"Was it good for you baby?" I asked.

"Fuck yes lover, better than I can remember ever!" She replied as she panted for air. After a brief time of silence she said, "Well I guess I should be going now." She got up.

I just kind of laid there, still out of breath as she pulled her damaged blouse closed and adjusted her skirt to cover her come soaked cunt. And a moment later she was gone.

I never did see her again, and I didn't even know her name, but I've always had a thing for suicide blondes ever since.

Re:Just my thoughts

On: 2.6 and 2.7 Release Management

I quite an ordinary guy. No big muscles, no huge dick, not even particularly handsome, but I'm a lucky person. You know, the kind of guy that fun things always seem to happen to. I can't remember the first time I real- ized that I was lucky, but I certainly remember one night in New York City, late in the evening when I was doing a little Bar hopping, when I walked into the local bar and seated myself.

I was expecting to have a regular Friday night but the fates dealt me a new card that night. I was on my second round when a woman approached my table and asked if the extra chair had been taken. I replied that it wasn't and she proceeded to sit down.

She had suicidal blonde hair and a voluptuous body. She wore a tight miniskirt and fishnet stockings and to flatter her large breasts she wore a low cut halter top that revealed a lot of cleavage. Her eyes were the wildest shade of green I had ever seen in eyes, very light and almost florescent but not quite.

We began to talk and continued a good conversation for about an hour when the subject suddenly switched to sex. (I think that she was the one who first brought the subject up.)

We discussed our personal sexual preferences for a while and we were both getting quite horny. (You know, flirting shamelessly with each other.)

Another fifteen minutes of steamy sex talk went by when I felt her leg sweep across my foot. Thinking nothing of it I continued talking. Then I felt her leg but this time it was rubbing up and down my shin. I got an instant hard-on and pushed my leg out a bit more, so as she had plenty of room to work on it.

We continued our conversation as her leg rubbed higher and higher making its way towards my crotch area. Then her foot raised and pushed against my groin. She slid her foot up and down in a very pleasing manner. After about two minutes of this she stopped and got up.

"I'm going to freshen up." She said seductively with a wink. I guessed what she wanted me to do by the sparkle in her eyes, so after she had been gone for a couple of seconds I got up too and went off in the same direc- tion. I was in the back halls of the bar trying to find where she might be when I was pulled into a utility room. I couldn't see her but I recognized the scent of her perfume.

We where locked in each others embrace immediately like lovers who were going to die at any moment.

I slid my hand down her back, across her butt, and down her leg until I reached the bottom of her skirt. I slid my hand under and began rubbing her thighs. They were bare and I quickly discovered that she wasn't wearing any panties either.

As I was felling this bird up she was undoing my pants and sliding her hand under my boxer shorts. She rubbed my dick with those long delicate fingers I had admired before and made me so excited that I wasn't sure how much more massaging I was going to be able to stand.

I moved my hand on down until it came to the outer fringes of pubic hair, then ran my fingers through it and came to her juicy cunt. I parted her vaginal lips with my middle finger then slid it in. What a delight to feel her all lubricated for me. I love that special slickness that a horny woman has when she's ready to be fucked. It makes me crazy.

She began to move her hips up and down shoving herself on to my finger. She made noises similar to purring as she got more and more excited. Her grip on my cock tightened as she was about to orgasm.

Finally, as she came her cunt juices flowed out in barrels covering my hand and down her inner thigh. Then my pretty baby started to stroke my cock in earnest.

I slipped my fingers out of her honey pot and tried to dry them on my shirt. Before I could react my little fuck doll slid down to her knees in front of me and placed her lips on my dick. She slid her mouth over the head of it and began to bob that pretty blonde head like there was no tomorrow.

It was like an erotic torture. She managed to take my full length in one swallow gagging just a bit. I could feel the head of my dick going down her throat which was a lot like entering a pussy.

I came about a minute later after one of the best blow- jobs of my life. There was no way I could have held out any longer, she really knew what she was doing. (She must have had a lot of experience, the way she played me like a musical instrument.)

After I came she stood up in front of me. I could hear her heavy breathing and could smell my come on her breath. I could tell that she was still as stimulated as I was. So I pressed her against the wall and slowly shoved her down to the floor of the utility room. With out asking I lifted her skirt and climbed on top of her small body.

I heard her moan as I arranged my dick at her opening and I readied for the wildest fuck of my lifetime. Pushing I entered her little piece of paradise with full thrust. She screamed with pain and pleasure as my cock shoved its way home, but after a few more strokes the noises she made were those of lust.

As my dick pounded her cunt my hands found themselves fondling her firm tits. (I had torn her blouse open. I can still remember the sound of her buttons flying around the room.)

After a minute she began to get more and more excited and clamped her shapely legs around my body and started to thrust onto my cock, enabling maximum penetration. On one particularly deep thrust I felt her vaginal walls clamp around my dick like a vice. When she began to climax her back arched up off the floor and she began to make hissing noises.

I wish the lights had been on so I could have seen her face as she clawed the air. It lasted for a few seconds, then she fell back and her body relaxed under me.

I had been effected by her emotional and physical climax and came in floods myself. I emptied spurt after spurt into her until I thought if I kept doing it much longer she might explode.

After gaining the most pleasure I could from her sweaty body I withdrew my semi-hard dick from her. My white cream spilled from her used cunt as I withdrew from her. (After a couple seconds it stopped.)

"Was it good for you baby?" I asked.

"Fuck yes lover, better than I can remember ever!" She replied as she panted for air. After a brief time of silence she said, "Well I guess I should be going now." She got up.

I just kind of laid there, still out of breath as she pulled her damaged blouse closed and adjusted her skirt to cover her come soaked cunt. And a moment later she was gone.

I never did see her again, and I didn't even know her name, but I've always had a thing for suicide blondes ever since.

Re:Snot 'em!

On: 2.6 and 2.7 Release Management

I quite an ordinary guy. No big muscles, no huge dick, not even particularly handsome, but I'm a lucky person. You know, the kind of guy that fun things always seem to happen to. I can't remember the first time I real- ized that I was lucky, but I certainly remember one night in New York City, late in the evening when I was doing a little Bar hopping, when I walked into the local bar and seated myself.

I was expecting to have a regular Friday night but the fates dealt me a new card that night. I was on my second round when a woman approached my table and asked if the extra chair had been taken. I replied that it wasn't and she proceeded to sit down.

She had suicidal blonde hair and a voluptuous body. She wore a tight miniskirt and fishnet stockings and to flatter her large breasts she wore a low cut halter top that revealed a lot of cleavage. Her eyes were the wildest shade of green I had ever seen in eyes, very light and almost florescent but not quite.

We began to talk and continued a good conversation for about an hour when the subject suddenly switched to sex. (I think that she was the one who first brought the subject up.)

We discussed our personal sexual preferences for a while and we were both getting quite horny. (You know, flirting shamelessly with each other.)

Another fifteen minutes of steamy sex talk went by when I felt her leg sweep across my foot. Thinking nothing of it I continued talking. Then I felt her leg but this time it was rubbing up and down my shin. I got an instant hard-on and pushed my leg out a bit more, so as she had plenty of room to work on it.

We continued our conversation as her leg rubbed higher and higher making its way towards my crotch area. Then her foot raised and pushed against my groin. She slid her foot up and down in a very pleasing manner. After about two minutes of this she stopped and got up.

"I'm going to freshen up." She said seductively with a wink. I guessed what she wanted me to do by the sparkle in her eyes, so after she had been gone for a couple of seconds I got up too and went off in the same direc- tion. I was in the back halls of the bar trying to find where she might be when I was pulled into a utility room. I couldn't see her but I recognized the scent of her perfume.

We where locked in each others embrace immediately like lovers who were going to die at any moment.

I slid my hand down her back, across her butt, and down her leg until I reached the bottom of her skirt. I slid my hand under and began rubbing her thighs. They were bare and I quickly discovered that she wasn't wearing any panties either.

As I was felling this bird up she was undoing my pants and sliding her hand under my boxer shorts. She rubbed my dick with those long delicate fingers I had admired before and made me so excited that I wasn't sure how much more massaging I was going to be able to stand.

I moved my hand on down until it came to the outer fringes of pubic hair, then ran my fingers through it and came to her juicy cunt. I parted her vaginal lips with my middle finger then slid it in. What a delight to feel her all lubricated for me. I love that special slickness that a horny woman has when she's ready to be fucked. It makes me crazy.

She began to move her hips up and down shoving herself on to my finger. She made noises similar to purring as she got more and more excited. Her grip on my cock tightened as she was about to orgasm.

Finally, as she came her cunt juices flowed out in barrels covering my hand and down her inner thigh. Then my pretty baby started to stroke my cock in earnest.

I slipped my fingers out of her honey pot and tried to dry them on my shirt. Before I could react my little fuck doll slid down to her knees in front of me and placed her lips on my dick. She slid her mouth over the head of it and began to bob that pretty blonde head like there was no tomorrow.

It was like an erotic torture. She managed to take my full length in one swallow gagging just a bit. I could feel the head of my dick going down her throat which was a lot like entering a pussy.

I came about a minute later after one of the best blow- jobs of my life. There was no way I could have held out any longer, she really knew what she was doing. (She must have had a lot of experience, the way she played me like a musical instrument.)

After I came she stood up in front of me. I could hear her heavy breathing and could smell my come on her breath. I could tell that she was still as stimulated as I was. So I pressed her against the wall and slowly shoved her down to the floor of the utility room. With out asking I lifted her skirt and climbed on top of her small body.

I heard her moan as I arranged my dick at her opening and I readied for the wildest fuck of my lifetime. Pushing I entered her little piece of paradise with full thrust. She screamed with pain and pleasure as my cock shoved its way home, but after a few more strokes the noises she made were those of lust.

As my dick pounded her cunt my hands found themselves fondling her firm tits. (I had torn her blouse open. I can still remember the sound of her buttons flying around the room.)

After a minute she began to get more and more excited and clamped her shapely legs around my body and started to thrust onto my cock, enabling maximum penetration. On one particularly deep thrust I felt her vaginal walls clamp around my dick like a vice. When she began to climax her back arched up off the floor and she began to make hissing noises.

I wish the lights had been on so I could have seen her face as she clawed the air. It lasted for a few seconds, then she fell back and her body relaxed under me.

I had been effected by her emotional and physical climax and came in floods myself. I emptied spurt after spurt into her until I thought if I kept doing it much longer she might explode.

After gaining the most pleasure I could from her sweaty body I withdrew my semi-hard dick from her. My white cream spilled from her used cunt as I withdrew from her. (After a couple seconds it stopped.)

"Was it good for you baby?" I asked.

"Fuck yes lover, better than I can remember ever!" She replied as she panted for air. After a brief time of silence she said, "Well I guess I should be going now." She got up.

I just kind of laid there, still out of breath as she pulled her damaged blouse closed and adjusted her skirt to cover her come soaked cunt. And a moment later she was gone.

I never did see her again, and I didn't even know her name, but I've always had a thing for suicide blondes ever since.

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Its interesting to note that according to the article AOL appears to have a decent policy already in place."

Unlike, say, slashdot, which claims to stand up for privacy and free speech, but folds faster than superman on laundry day when threatened with a lawsuit or subpeona, and silently turns over logs and deleted comments.

Re:Huge medicine possibility

On: Build Your Own Virus

I should have known better than to dare my friend Kara at anything. Least of all, something as totally depraved and raunchy as a snowball....
It was early summer, still early enough to not be intolerable, but hot and sticky enough that both our sundresses were clinging to our well-defined
bodies, in a fine sweat. Kara had made pink lemonade, and we were in a picnic spot sipping away. Then, out of the blue, she asks me, "have you ever tried a snowball?" I nearly spit out my drink. Kara has never been one to mince words, but nevertheless I hadn't been expecting that.

"Well? Have you?" Kara was waiting expectantly for my answer.

"Well...I...no! Yeeeeeck! That's disgusting!" But my smile belied my curiosity and excitement.

"Why disgusting?" my friend demanded. "Don't tell me you've never had a guy cum in your mouth before!"

I couldn't tell her that....I'd had hundreds--quite a few of them with Kara present and sucking and fucking whomever she'd brought home for the night.

Instead, I said, "No...I mean....kissing another girl after...."

Kara only smiled evilly. I thought back to the time she'd walked into the bedroom and caught me masturbating on my bed. Nothing too embarrassing
about that....except for the matter of exactly what I'd been fantasizing about as I frigged my sopping wet cunt. To this day I couldn't be entirely
sure if she'd heard me calling out her name, as my fingers drove me to orgasm after beautiful orgasm....but if she had been anywhere in the
apartment during the few minutes leading up to her catching me in the act, I couldn't see how she could have missed hearing it even if a jet plane were flying overhead!

Smiling, Kara asked me, "Does that mean you'd never kiss another woman? Even if she had a mouth full of delicious jism?"

"Never," I lied. "And even if I did....I'd never find someone who would do something that obscene."

"Hmmmm," Kara mused, running her finger along her bottom lip. "I might be prone to try something like that...."

"YOU?" I exclaimed, shocked. "You'd never do something like that."

"Dare me," Kara challenged.

"OK....I dare you!" I giggled, playing along.

Then Kara shocked the hell out of me by standing up and heading straight over to two guys who were playing catch with a football.

"Kara!" I hissed. "Hey...what...GET BACK HERE!" She looked back at me as if to say "you should know not to dare me..."

As she stood there, speaking with the two guys and flirting heavily (even from my vantage point, I could now distinctly see bulges in their shorts), I
wished I could melt into the nearby trees. Even more so as she turned and began walking back toward me, holding hands with each of the guys. I felt so
embarrassed! My face must have been bright red as Kara brought the two guys over.

She introduced me. "This is my friend, Terri." Maybe it was just my imagination, but I could have sworn she had put an odd emphasis on the word
"friend". "Terri, this is.....ummmm...these...." Inspiration struck. "These are hard cocks for us to enjoy!" Not surprisingly, neither of the young guys
objected to being classified as a walking sex object.

Kara had the guys sit on the picnic bench, and she quickly got both of them out of their shorts as i watched, a bit shocked at my friend's boldness. She
guided me in front of the first guy, who was taller of the two and sandy-haired, gently but firmly pushing me to my knees in front of him.

"Terri, here, is gonna take good care of you. But," she warned, "you have to cum in my mouth. I need both of you to cum in my mouth."
Then Kara took her own place in front of the other guy and began giving his hard prick a tongue bath. Then, I felt a hand on the back of my head, as my
guy gently pulled me toward him. I opened wide and took him in...

We knelt there in our sundresses, our knees getting dirty as we slurped away at these magnificent hard cocks. Kara popped her man's meat out of her mouth
for a moment, to murmur to the sandy-haired guy, "let me show you what my 'friend' likes..." She led me to the top of the picnic table where she
arranged me on my back, slipping my sundress down so that it was bunched around my waist, my 36-D braless tits now fully exposed. Then she started
playing with them! My nipples immediately got rock hard.

"Doesn't she have nice big firm titties?" Kara cooed. Sandy-haired muttered his agreement. "She just loooooooves having a hard cock between
them and having them fucked," she whispered.

Sandy didn't need to be told twice. He quickly straddled my chest and plopped his meat between my boobs, and I pushed them together for him.
I stuck my tongue out as far as it would go, licking the tip of his cock every time it poked through my cleavage. As I got titty-fucked, I glanced over at Kara and was surprised to see her getting wildly fucked from behind!

Kara was all talk. "Come on, you hot cocks...I need your cum....I need it in my mouth....give it to me!" She directed me as well. "Terri... push those
nice juicy tits together...tighter! Make him cum....!"

Kara's man announced that he was going to cum. He pulled out of her and turned around, taking a sitting position on top of the picnic table as her
guy stood on the bench. Grabbing his shaft, she hastily jerked him off. With a gasp, he let go and fired spurt after spurt of his sticky cum into Kara's mouth. This proved to be too much for the fellow balling my breasts, who also announced that he was about to cum.

Kara grabbed his cock and pulled him toward her open mouth, and he situated himself standing on the bench next to his friend. The only problem was that
his friend wasn't quite done filling Kara's mouth with his seed, and the first two spurts of sandy's cum went all over her cheek and in her hair.
Then as the other man stepped aside, she opened her already cum-drenched mouth to take the rest of it.
Finally the well was dry. But Kara's fun was just beginning. She opened her mouth to show me the treasure we'd harvested together; the white sticky jism was literally overflowing over her teeth and lips and dripping down her chin.

Then she drew me in and our lips locked.....

What seemed like a gallon of hot, sticky, creamy sperm gushed into my mouth. I swished the salty cream around my mouth then passed it back to
her....then back to me again. this time, her tongue followed, and as our tongues met, I had the first of many orgasms for that afternoon.....

Re:A new virus?!

On: Build Your Own Virus

I should have known better than to dare my friend Kara at anything. Least of all, something as totally depraved and raunchy as a snowball....
It was early summer, still early enough to not be intolerable, but hot and sticky enough that both our sundresses were clinging to our well-defined
bodies, in a fine sweat. Kara had made pink lemonade, and we were in a picnic spot sipping away. Then, out of the blue, she asks me, "have you ever tried a snowball?" I nearly spit out my drink. Kara has never been one to mince words, but nevertheless I hadn't been expecting that.

"Well? Have you?" Kara was waiting expectantly for my answer.

"Well...I...no! Yeeeeeck! That's disgusting!" But my smile belied my curiosity and excitement.

"Why disgusting?" my friend demanded. "Don't tell me you've never had a guy cum in your mouth before!"

I couldn't tell her that....I'd had hundreds--quite a few of them with Kara present and sucking and fucking whomever she'd brought home for the night.

Instead, I said, "No...I mean....kissing another girl after...."

Kara only smiled evilly. I thought back to the time she'd walked into the bedroom and caught me masturbating on my bed. Nothing too embarrassing
about that....except for the matter of exactly what I'd been fantasizing about as I frigged my sopping wet cunt. To this day I couldn't be entirely
sure if she'd heard me calling out her name, as my fingers drove me to orgasm after beautiful orgasm....but if she had been anywhere in the
apartment during the few minutes leading up to her catching me in the act, I couldn't see how she could have missed hearing it even if a jet plane were flying overhead!

Smiling, Kara asked me, "Does that mean you'd never kiss another woman? Even if she had a mouth full of delicious jism?"

"Never," I lied. "And even if I did....I'd never find someone who would do something that obscene."

"Hmmmm," Kara mused, running her finger along her bottom lip. "I might be prone to try something like that...."

"YOU?" I exclaimed, shocked. "You'd never do something like that."

"Dare me," Kara challenged.

"OK....I dare you!" I giggled, playing along.

Then Kara shocked the hell out of me by standing up and heading straight over to two guys who were playing catch with a football.

"Kara!" I hissed. "Hey...what...GET BACK HERE!" She looked back at me as if to say "you should know not to dare me..."

As she stood there, speaking with the two guys and flirting heavily (even from my vantage point, I could now distinctly see bulges in their shorts), I
wished I could melt into the nearby trees. Even more so as she turned and began walking back toward me, holding hands with each of the guys. I felt so
embarrassed! My face must have been bright red as Kara brought the two guys over.

She introduced me. "This is my friend, Terri." Maybe it was just my imagination, but I could have sworn she had put an odd emphasis on the word
"friend". "Terri, this is.....ummmm...these...." Inspiration struck. "These are hard cocks for us to enjoy!" Not surprisingly, neither of the young guys
objected to being classified as a walking sex object.

Kara had the guys sit on the picnic bench, and she quickly got both of them out of their shorts as i watched, a bit shocked at my friend's boldness. She
guided me in front of the first guy, who was taller of the two and sandy-haired, gently but firmly pushing me to my knees in front of him.

"Terri, here, is gonna take good care of you. But," she warned, "you have to cum in my mouth. I need both of you to cum in my mouth."
Then Kara took her own place in front of the other guy and began giving his hard prick a tongue bath. Then, I felt a hand on the back of my head, as my
guy gently pulled me toward him. I opened wide and took him in...

We knelt there in our sundresses, our knees getting dirty as we slurped away at these magnificent hard cocks. Kara popped her man's meat out of her mouth
for a moment, to murmur to the sandy-haired guy, "let me show you what my 'friend' likes..." She led me to the top of the picnic table where she
arranged me on my back, slipping my sundress down so that it was bunched around my waist, my 36-D braless tits now fully exposed. Then she started
playing with them! My nipples immediately got rock hard.

"Doesn't she have nice big firm titties?" Kara cooed. Sandy-haired muttered his agreement. "She just loooooooves having a hard cock between
them and having them fucked," she whispered.

Sandy didn't need to be told twice. He quickly straddled my chest and plopped his meat between my boobs, and I pushed them together for him.
I stuck my tongue out as far as it would go, licking the tip of his cock every time it poked through my cleavage. As I got titty-fucked, I glanced over at Kara and was surprised to see her getting wildly fucked from behind!

Kara was all talk. "Come on, you hot cocks...I need your cum....I need it in my mouth....give it to me!" She directed me as well. "Terri... push those
nice juicy tits together...tighter! Make him cum....!"

Kara's man announced that he was going to cum. He pulled out of her and turned around, taking a sitting position on top of the picnic table as her
guy stood on the bench. Grabbing his shaft, she hastily jerked him off. With a gasp, he let go and fired spurt after spurt of his sticky cum into Kara's mouth. This proved to be too much for the fellow balling my breasts, who also announced that he was about to cum.

Kara grabbed his cock and pulled him toward her open mouth, and he situated himself standing on the bench next to his friend. The only problem was that
his friend wasn't quite done filling Kara's mouth with his seed, and the first two spurts of sandy's cum went all over her cheek and in her hair.
Then as the other man stepped aside, she opened her already cum-drenched mouth to take the rest of it.
Finally the well was dry. But Kara's fun was just beginning. She opened her mouth to show me the treasure we'd harvested together; the white sticky jism was literally overflowing over her teeth and lips and dripping down her chin.

Then she drew me in and our lips locked.....

What seemed like a gallon of hot, sticky, creamy sperm gushed into my mouth. I swished the salty cream around my mouth then passed it back to
her....then back to me again. this time, her tongue followed, and as our tongues met, I had the first of many orgasms for that afternoon.....

Re:Finally!

On: Build Your Own Virus

I should have known better than to dare my friend Kara at anything. Least of all, something as totally depraved and raunchy as a snowball....
It was early summer, still early enough to not be intolerable, but hot and sticky enough that both our sundresses were clinging to our well-defined
bodies, in a fine sweat. Kara had made pink lemonade, and we were in a picnic spot sipping away. Then, out of the blue, she asks me, "have you ever tried a snowball?" I nearly spit out my drink. Kara has never been one to mince words, but nevertheless I hadn't been expecting that.

"Well? Have you?" Kara was waiting expectantly for my answer.

"Well...I...no! Yeeeeeck! That's disgusting!" But my smile belied my curiosity and excitement.

"Why disgusting?" my friend demanded. "Don't tell me you've never had a guy cum in your mouth before!"

I couldn't tell her that....I'd had hundreds--quite a few of them with Kara present and sucking and fucking whomever she'd brought home for the night.

Instead, I said, "No...I mean....kissing another girl after...."

Kara only smiled evilly. I thought back to the time she'd walked into the bedroom and caught me masturbating on my bed. Nothing too embarrassing
about that....except for the matter of exactly what I'd been fantasizing about as I frigged my sopping wet cunt. To this day I couldn't be entirely
sure if she'd heard me calling out her name, as my fingers drove me to orgasm after beautiful orgasm....but if she had been anywhere in the
apartment during the few minutes leading up to her catching me in the act, I couldn't see how she could have missed hearing it even if a jet plane were flying overhead!

Smiling, Kara asked me, "Does that mean you'd never kiss another woman? Even if she had a mouth full of delicious jism?"

"Never," I lied. "And even if I did....I'd never find someone who would do something that obscene."

"Hmmmm," Kara mused, running her finger along her bottom lip. "I might be prone to try something like that...."

"YOU?" I exclaimed, shocked. "You'd never do something like that."

"Dare me," Kara challenged.

"OK....I dare you!" I giggled, playing along.

Then Kara shocked the hell out of me by standing up and heading straight over to two guys who were playing catch with a football.

"Kara!" I hissed. "Hey...what...GET BACK HERE!" She looked back at me as if to say "you should know not to dare me..."

As she stood there, speaking with the two guys and flirting heavily (even from my vantage point, I could now distinctly see bulges in their shorts), I
wished I could melt into the nearby trees. Even more so as she turned and began walking back toward me, holding hands with each of the guys. I felt so
embarrassed! My face must have been bright red as Kara brought the two guys over.

She introduced me. "This is my friend, Terri." Maybe it was just my imagination, but I could have sworn she had put an odd emphasis on the word
"friend". "Terri, this is.....ummmm...these...." Inspiration struck. "These are hard cocks for us to enjoy!" Not surprisingly, neither of the young guys
objected to being classified as a walking sex object.

Kara had the guys sit on the picnic bench, and she quickly got both of them out of their shorts as i watched, a bit shocked at my friend's boldness. She
guided me in front of the first guy, who was taller of the two and sandy-haired, gently but firmly pushing me to my knees in front of him.

"Terri, here, is gonna take good care of you. But," she warned, "you have to cum in my mouth. I need both of you to cum in my mouth."
Then Kara took her own place in front of the other guy and began giving his hard prick a tongue bath. Then, I felt a hand on the back of my head, as my
guy gently pulled me toward him. I opened wide and took him in...

We knelt there in our sundresses, our knees getting dirty as we slurped away at these magnificent hard cocks. Kara popped her man's meat out of her mouth
for a moment, to murmur to the sandy-haired guy, "let me show you what my 'friend' likes..." She led me to the top of the picnic table where she
arranged me on my back, slipping my sundress down so that it was bunched around my waist, my 36-D braless tits now fully exposed. Then she started
playing with them! My nipples immediately got rock hard.

"Doesn't she have nice big firm titties?" Kara cooed. Sandy-haired muttered his agreement. "She just loooooooves having a hard cock between
them and having them fucked," she whispered.

Sandy didn't need to be told twice. He quickly straddled my chest and plopped his meat between my boobs, and I pushed them together for him.
I stuck my tongue out as far as it would go, licking the tip of his cock every time it poked through my cleavage. As I got titty-fucked, I glanced over at Kara and was surprised to see her getting wildly fucked from behind!

Kara was all talk. "Come on, you hot cocks...I need your cum....I need it in my mouth....give it to me!" She directed me as well. "Terri... push those
nice juicy tits together...tighter! Make him cum....!"

Kara's man announced that he was going to cum. He pulled out of her and turned around, taking a sitting position on top of the picnic table as her
guy stood on the bench. Grabbing his shaft, she hastily jerked him off. With a gasp, he let go and fired spurt after spurt of his sticky cum into Kara's mouth. This proved to be too much for the fellow balling my breasts, who also announced that he was about to cum.

Kara grabbed his cock and pulled him toward her open mouth, and he situated himself standing on the bench next to his friend. The only problem was that
his friend wasn't quite done filling Kara's mouth with his seed, and the first two spurts of sandy's cum went all over her cheek and in her hair.
Then as the other man stepped aside, she opened her already cum-drenched mouth to take the rest of it.
Finally the well was dry. But Kara's fun was just beginning. She opened her mouth to show me the treasure we'd harvested together; the white sticky jism was literally overflowing over her teeth and lips and dripping down her chin.

Then she drew me in and our lips locked.....

What seemed like a gallon of hot, sticky, creamy sperm gushed into my mouth. I swished the salty cream around my mouth then passed it back to
her....then back to me again. this time, her tongue followed, and as our tongues met, I had the first of many orgasms for that afternoon.....

Re:Not surprising, unfortunately

On: Build Your Own Virus

This should surprise you!

I should have known better than to dare my friend Kara at anything. Least of all, something as totally depraved and raunchy as a snowball....
It was early summer, still early enough to not be intolerable, but hot and sticky enough that both our sundresses were clinging to our well-defined
bodies, in a fine sweat. Kara had made pink lemonade, and we were in a picnic spot sipping away. Then, out of the blue, she asks me, "have you ever tried a snowball?" I nearly spit out my drink. Kara has never been one to mince words, but nevertheless I hadn't been expecting that.

"Well? Have you?" Kara was waiting expectantly for my answer.

"Well...I...no! Yeeeeeck! That's disgusting!" But my smile belied my curiosity and excitement.

"Why disgusting?" my friend demanded. "Don't tell me you've never had a guy cum in your mouth before!"

I couldn't tell her that....I'd had hundreds--quite a few of them with Kara present and sucking and fucking whomever she'd brought home for the night.

Instead, I said, "No...I mean....kissing another girl after...."

Kara only smiled evilly. I thought back to the time she'd walked into the bedroom and caught me masturbating on my bed. Nothing too embarrassing
about that....except for the matter of exactly what I'd been fantasizing about as I frigged my sopping wet cunt. To this day I couldn't be entirely
sure if she'd heard me calling out her name, as my fingers drove me to orgasm after beautiful orgasm....but if she had been anywhere in the
apartment during the few minutes leading up to her catching me in the act, I couldn't see how she could have missed hearing it even if a jet plane were flying overhead!

Smiling, Kara asked me, "Does that mean you'd never kiss another woman? Even if she had a mouth full of delicious jism?"

"Never," I lied. "And even if I did....I'd never find someone who would do something that obscene."

"Hmmmm," Kara mused, running her finger along her bottom lip. "I might be prone to try something like that...."

"YOU?" I exclaimed, shocked. "You'd never do something like that."

"Dare me," Kara challenged.

"OK....I dare you!" I giggled, playing along.

Then Kara shocked the hell out of me by standing up and heading straight over to two guys who were playing catch with a football.

"Kara!" I hissed. "Hey...what...GET BACK HERE!" She looked back at me as if to say "you should know not to dare me..."

As she stood there, speaking with the two guys and flirting heavily (even from my vantage point, I could now distinctly see bulges in their shorts), I
wished I could melt into the nearby trees. Even more so as she turned and began walking back toward me, holding hands with each of the guys. I felt so
embarrassed! My face must have been bright red as Kara brought the two guys over.

She introduced me. "This is my friend, Terri." Maybe it was just my imagination, but I could have sworn she had put an odd emphasis on the word
"friend". "Terri, this is.....ummmm...these...." Inspiration struck. "These are hard cocks for us to enjoy!" Not surprisingly, neither of the young guys
objected to being classified as a walking sex object.

Kara had the guys sit on the picnic bench, and she quickly got both of them out of their shorts as i watched, a bit shocked at my friend's boldness. She
guided me in front of the first guy, who was taller of the two and sandy-haired, gently but firmly pushing me to my knees in front of him.

"Terri, here, is gonna take good care of you. But," she warned, "you have to cum in my mouth. I need both of you to cum in my mouth."
Then Kara took her own place in front of the other guy and began giving his hard prick a tongue bath. Then, I felt a hand on the back of my head, as my
guy gently pulled me toward him. I opened wide and took him in...

We knelt there in our sundresses, our knees getting dirty as we slurped away at these magnificent hard cocks. Kara popped her man's meat out of her mouth
for a moment, to murmur to the sandy-haired guy, "let me show you what my 'friend' likes..." She led me to the top of the picnic table where she
arranged me on my back, slipping my sundress down so that it was bunched around my waist, my 36-D braless tits now fully exposed. Then she started
playing with them! My nipples immediately got rock hard.

"Doesn't she have nice big firm titties?" Kara cooed. Sandy-haired muttered his agreement. "She just loooooooves having a hard cock between
them and having them fucked," she whispered.

Sandy didn't need to be told twice. He quickly straddled my chest and plopped his meat between my boobs, and I pushed them together for him.
I stuck my tongue out as far as it would go, licking the tip of his cock every time it poked through my cleavage. As I got titty-fucked, I glanced over at Kara and was surprised to see her getting wildly fucked from behind!

Kara was all talk. "Come on, you hot cocks...I need your cum....I need it in my mouth....give it to me!" She directed me as well. "Terri... push those
nice juicy tits together...tighter! Make him cum....!"

Kara's man announced that he was going to cum. He pulled out of her and turned around, taking a sitting position on top of the picnic table as her
guy stood on the bench. Grabbing his shaft, she hastily jerked him off. With a gasp, he let go and fired spurt after spurt of his sticky cum into Kara's mouth. This proved to be too much for the fellow balling my breasts, who also announced that he was about to cum.

Kara grabbed his cock and pulled him toward her open mouth, and he situated himself standing on the bench next to his friend. The only problem was that
his friend wasn't quite done filling Kara's mouth with his seed, and the first two spurts of sandy's cum went all over her cheek and in her hair.
Then as the other man stepped aside, she opened her already cum-drenched mouth to take the rest of it.
Finally the well was dry. But Kara's fun was just beginning. She opened her mouth to show me the treasure we'd harvested together; the white sticky jism was literally overflowing over her teeth and lips and dripping down her chin.

Then she drew me in and our lips locked.....

What seemed like a gallon of hot, sticky, creamy sperm gushed into my mouth. I swished the salty cream around my mouth then passed it back to
her....then back to me again. this time, her tongue followed, and as our tongues met, I had the first of many orgasms for that afternoon.....

Re:No more DeCSS for me

On: Build Your Own Virus

I should have known better than to dare my friend Kara at anything. Least of all, something as totally depraved and raunchy as a snowball....
It was early summer, still early enough to not be intolerable, but hot and sticky enough that both our sundresses were clinging to our well-defined
bodies, in a fine sweat. Kara had made pink lemonade, and we were in a picnic spot sipping away. Then, out of the blue, she asks me, "have you ever tried a snowball?" I nearly spit out my drink. Kara has never been one to mince words, but nevertheless I hadn't been expecting that.

"Well? Have you?" Kara was waiting expectantly for my answer.

"Well...I...no! Yeeeeeck! That's disgusting!" But my smile belied my curiosity and excitement.

"Why disgusting?" my friend demanded. "Don't tell me you've never had a guy cum in your mouth before!"

I couldn't tell her that....I'd had hundreds--quite a few of them with Kara present and sucking and fucking whomever she'd brought home for the night.

Instead, I said, "No...I mean....kissing another girl after...."

Kara only smiled evilly. I thought back to the time she'd walked into the bedroom and caught me masturbating on my bed. Nothing too embarrassing
about that....except for the matter of exactly what I'd been fantasizing about as I frigged my sopping wet cunt. To this day I couldn't be entirely
sure if she'd heard me calling out her name, as my fingers drove me to orgasm after beautiful orgasm....but if she had been anywhere in the
apartment during the few minutes leading up to her catching me in the act, I couldn't see how she could have missed hearing it even if a jet plane were flying overhead!

Smiling, Kara asked me, "Does that mean you'd never kiss another woman? Even if she had a mouth full of delicious jism?"

"Never," I lied. "And even if I did....I'd never find someone who would do something that obscene."

"Hmmmm," Kara mused, running her finger along her bottom lip. "I might be prone to try something like that...."

"YOU?" I exclaimed, shocked. "You'd never do something like that."

"Dare me," Kara challenged.

"OK....I dare you!" I giggled, playing along.

Then Kara shocked the hell out of me by standing up and heading straight over to two guys who were playing catch with a football.

"Kara!" I hissed. "Hey...what...GET BACK HERE!" She looked back at me as if to say "you should know not to dare me..."

As she stood there, speaking with the two guys and flirting heavily (even from my vantage point, I could now distinctly see bulges in their shorts), I
wished I could melt into the nearby trees. Even more so as she turned and began walking back toward me, holding hands with each of the guys. I felt so
embarrassed! My face must have been bright red as Kara brought the two guys over.

She introduced me. "This is my friend, Terri." Maybe it was just my imagination, but I could have sworn she had put an odd emphasis on the word
"friend". "Terri, this is.....ummmm...these...." Inspiration struck. "These are hard cocks for us to enjoy!" Not surprisingly, neither of the young guys
objected to being classified as a walking sex object.

Kara had the guys sit on the picnic bench, and she quickly got both of them out of their shorts as i watched, a bit shocked at my friend's boldness. She
guided me in front of the first guy, who was taller of the two and sandy-haired, gently but firmly pushing me to my knees in front of him.

"Terri, here, is gonna take good care of you. But," she warned, "you have to cum in my mouth. I need both of you to cum in my mouth."
Then Kara took her own place in front of the other guy and began giving his hard prick a tongue bath. Then, I felt a hand on the back of my head, as my
guy gently pulled me toward him. I opened wide and took him in...

We knelt there in our sundresses, our knees getting dirty as we slurped away at these magnificent hard cocks. Kara popped her man's meat out of her mouth
for a moment, to murmur to the sandy-haired guy, "let me show you what my 'friend' likes..." She led me to the top of the picnic table where she
arranged me on my back, slipping my sundress down so that it was bunched around my waist, my 36-D braless tits now fully exposed. Then she started
playing with them! My nipples immediately got rock hard.

"Doesn't she have nice big firm titties?" Kara cooed. Sandy-haired muttered his agreement. "She just loooooooves having a hard cock between
them and having them fucked," she whispered.

Sandy didn't need to be told twice. He quickly straddled my chest and plopped his meat between my boobs, and I pushed them together for him.
I stuck my tongue out as far as it would go, licking the tip of his cock every time it poked through my cleavage. As I got titty-fucked, I glanced over at Kara and was surprised to see her getting wildly fucked from behind!

Kara was all talk. "Come on, you hot cocks...I need your cum....I need it in my mouth....give it to me!" She directed me as well. "Terri... push those
nice juicy tits together...tighter! Make him cum....!"

Kara's man announced that he was going to cum. He pulled out of her and turned around, taking a sitting position on top of the picnic table as her
guy stood on the bench. Grabbing his shaft, she hastily jerked him off. With a gasp, he let go and fired spurt after spurt of his sticky cum into Kara's mouth. This proved to be too much for the fellow balling my breasts, who also announced that he was about to cum.

Kara grabbed his cock and pulled him toward her open mouth, and he situated himself standing on the bench next to his friend. The only problem was that
his friend wasn't quite done filling Kara's mouth with his seed, and the first two spurts of sandy's cum went all over her cheek and in her hair.
Then as the other man stepped aside, she opened her already cum-drenched mouth to take the rest of it.
Finally the well was dry. But Kara's fun was just beginning. She opened her mouth to show me the treasure we'd harvested together; the white sticky jism was literally overflowing over her teeth and lips and dripping down her chin.

Then she drew me in and our lips locked.....

What seemed like a gallon of hot, sticky, creamy sperm gushed into my mouth. I swished the salty cream around my mouth then passed it back to
her....then back to me again. this time, her tongue followed, and as our tongues met, I had the first of many orgasms for that afternoon.....

Re:Huge medicine possibility

On: Build Your Own Virus

I should have known better than to dare my friend Kara at anything. Least of all, something as totally depraved and raunchy as a snowball....
It was early summer, still early enough to not be intolerable, but hot and sticky enough that both our sundresses were clinging to our well-defined
bodies, in a fine sweat. Kara had made pink lemonade, and we were in a picnic spot sipping away. Then, out of the blue, she asks me, "have you ever tried a snowball?" I nearly spit out my drink. Kara has never been one to mince words, but nevertheless I hadn't been expecting that.

"Well? Have you?" Kara was waiting expectantly for my answer.

"Well...I...no! Yeeeeeck! That's disgusting!" But my smile belied my curiosity and excitement.

"Why disgusting?" my friend demanded. "Don't tell me you've never had a guy cum in your mouth before!"

I couldn't tell her that....I'd had hundreds--quite a few of them with Kara present and sucking and fucking whomever she'd brought home for the night.

Instead, I said, "No...I mean....kissing another girl after...."

Kara only smiled evilly. I thought back to the time she'd walked into the bedroom and caught me masturbating on my bed. Nothing too embarrassing
about that....except for the matter of exactly what I'd been fantasizing about as I frigged my sopping wet cunt. To this day I couldn't be entirely
sure if she'd heard me calling out her name, as my fingers drove me to orgasm after beautiful orgasm....but if she had been anywhere in the
apartment during the few minutes leading up to her catching me in the act, I couldn't see how she could have missed hearing it even if a jet plane were flying overhead!

Smiling, Kara asked me, "Does that mean you'd never kiss another woman? Even if she had a mouth full of delicious jism?"

"Never," I lied. "And even if I did....I'd never find someone who would do something that obscene."

"Hmmmm," Kara mused, running her finger along her bottom lip. "I might be prone to try something like that...."

"YOU?" I exclaimed, shocked. "You'd never do something like that."

"Dare me," Kara challenged.

"OK....I dare you!" I giggled, playing along.

Then Kara shocked the hell out of me by standing up and heading straight over to two guys who were playing catch with a football.

"Kara!" I hissed. "Hey...what...GET BACK HERE!" She looked back at me as if to say "you should know not to dare me..."

As she stood there, speaking with the two guys and flirting heavily (even from my vantage point, I could now distinctly see bulges in their shorts), I
wished I could melt into the nearby trees. Even more so as she turned and began walking back toward me, holding hands with each of the guys. I felt so
embarrassed! My face must have been bright red as Kara brought the two guys over.

She introduced me. "This is my friend, Terri." Maybe it was just my imagination, but I could have sworn she had put an odd emphasis on the word
"friend". "Terri, this is.....ummmm...these...." Inspiration struck. "These are hard cocks for us to enjoy!" Not surprisingly, neither of the young guys
objected to being classified as a walking sex object.

Kara had the guys sit on the picnic bench, and she quickly got both of them out of their shorts as i watched, a bit shocked at my friend's boldness. She
guided me in front of the first guy, who was taller of the two and sandy-haired, gently but firmly pushing me to my knees in front of him.

"Terri, here, is gonna take good care of you. But," she warned, "you have to cum in my mouth. I need both of you to cum in my mouth."
Then Kara took her own place in front of the other guy and began giving his hard prick a tongue bath. Then, I felt a hand on the back of my head, as my
guy gently pulled me toward him. I opened wide and took him in...

We knelt there in our sundresses, our knees getting dirty as we slurped away at these magnificent hard cocks. Kara popped her man's meat out of her mouth
for a moment, to murmur to the sandy-haired guy, "let me show you what my 'friend' likes..." She led me to the top of the picnic table where she
arranged me on my back, slipping my sundress down so that it was bunched around my waist, my 36-D braless tits now fully exposed. Then she started
playing with them! My nipples immediately got rock hard.

"Doesn't she have nice big firm titties?" Kara cooed. Sandy-haired muttered his agreement. "She just loooooooves having a hard cock between
them and having them fucked," she whispered.

Sandy didn't need to be told twice. He quickly straddled my chest and plopped his meat between my boobs, and I pushed them together for him.
I stuck my tongue out as far as it would go, licking the tip of his cock every time it poked through my cleavage. As I got titty-fucked, I glanced over at Kara and was surprised to see her getting wildly fucked from behind!

Kara was all talk. "Come on, you hot cocks...I need your cum....I need it in my mouth....give it to me!" She directed me as well. "Terri... push those
nice juicy tits together...tighter! Make him cum....!"

Kara's man announced that he was going to cum. He pulled out of her and turned around, taking a sitting position on top of the picnic table as her
guy stood on the bench. Grabbing his shaft, she hastily jerked him off. With a gasp, he let go and fired spurt after spurt of his sticky cum into Kara's mouth. This proved to be too much for the fellow balling my breasts, who also announced that he was about to cum.

Kara grabbed his cock and pulled him toward her open mouth, and he situated himself standing on the bench next to his friend. The only problem was that
his friend wasn't quite done filling Kara's mouth with his seed, and the first two spurts of sandy's cum went all over her cheek and in her hair.
Then as the other man stepped aside, she opened her already cum-drenched mouth to take the rest of it.
Finally the well was dry. But Kara's fun was just beginning. She opened her mouth to show me the treasure we'd harvested together; the white sticky jism was literally overflowing over her teeth and lips and dripping down her chin.

Then she drew me in and our lips locked.....

What seemed like a gallon of hot, sticky, creamy sperm gushed into my mouth. I swished the salty cream around my mouth then passed it back to
her....then back to me again. this time, her tongue followed, and as our tongues met, I had the first of many orgasms for that afternoon.....

Re:The Troll Polka: UPDATED by poopbot

On: Converting an Exchange Userbase to Unix?

I caught an earlier flight Friday and sped home from the airport for some serious sex with Kathleen. I'd been gone a week and my balls were about to explode.

There was a white pickup truck in the drive way as I turned in. Crude lettering on the door proclaimed, "Brad the Handyman" with a phone number I suspected my sweet wife was getting her cunt stretched by the handyman. Then again, she really really might be having a few fix-it items done. Yeah, right!

I parked the car and let myself into the house through the back door. If Kathleen was getting screwed, I wanted to watch with out disturbing them.

Kathleen's voice was the first thing I heard, "Oh! Yes! Fuck my pussy with that big, black cock!"

"You like my cock, baby?"

"Oh fuck yes. All of it, I want all of it in my pussy!"

I walked through the kitchen into the living room. Kathleen's back was to me as she knelt on the sofa, a thick, black cock stuffed up her cunt. It was obvious a goodly amount of cock already was shoved up Kathleen's pussy; but, six inches of thick cock meat still glistened outside her love hole. Her pussy juices dripped down the cock and pooled around the guy's balls.

"Damn, lady, I ain't never had all of my cock in a pussy before. You sure you can take it all?"

Kathleen grunted and raised up on the cock. I swear, another six inches of cock slide out and the head still was no where in sight. Kathleen slammed her pussy back down along the shaft. She managed to get a couple more inches stuffed in her cunt this time. A good four inches still remained. Kathleen paused and looked down at her lover.

"Oh, shit. I want all of your black stud meat. I want your black cum in my pussy. I've never had a cock so deep before. It feels so good. Like I'm going to get split apart. Fuck, that feels so damn good! Push it in slow while I try to wiggle down on it. It is so fucking deep!"

Large black hands reached around and pulled Kathleen's ass downward. Kathleen began to squirm and wiggle on the monster cock. Kathleen managed to absorb another inch. Her body shuddered.

"My pussy feels so damn full. Push, damn it. Push that cock, harder!"

Black muscles rippled, pushing the black monster upwards. The black hands pulled Kathleen's ass downward. The cock seemed to be completely bottomed out with three inches still outside Kathleen's cunt. The black stud was grunting as he strained to pull Kathleen down on his cock. Kathleen was moaning and thrashing about as she tried to get the last three inches up into her love tunnel.

There was a sudden, muffled "pop" as the cock shoved through the obstruction. Kathleen's ass bottomed out against the hairy, black balls. Kathleen's back stiffened and her head snapped back. Kathleen screamed, "Yes, fuck yes!" Her red hair swung wildly from side to side as her whole body twitched and spasmed in orgasm.

Kathleen had an orgasmic mantra going, "So deep. So deep. So deep."

The black stud began to buck back. "Fuck, baby. Your cunt is milking my cock like I've never felt before. You took my whole fucking cock. What a cunt, baby!. Your wanted my black seed, you bitch. Can you feel it, bitch? Can you feel it?"

"Oh fuck yes. I can feel your cum. It so fucking deep, baby. Your cum is so fucking deep. Oh baby, fuck me. Fuck me! I want that black seed deep in my white slut cunt."

Kathleen's orgasm subsided slowly. She began to lift herself off the cock an inch at a time. With about eight inches out, Kathleen stopped. The pussy juice coating the cock had a faint pinkish color. It gave that black monster an ebony-like sheen.

Kathleen slid her cunt back down the shaft, bottoming out with his balls against her ass. Kathleen slid back up the cock a little faster and then down again. The black stud began to fuck her back. Sperm, pussy juice, and a little blood oozed out a little with each pistoning stroke.

"Fuck me, lover. Fuck me deep with your monster cock!"

The black stud was equal to the task and began to fuck Kathleen with fast, deep strokes. I don't think that black pole ever even got soft after he creamed my wife's cunt with his first load of sperm. After about 3 minutes of the most intense fucking I'd ever seen, Kathleen began to orgasm again. Kathleen was grunting and groaning as the electric waves of pleasures pulsed through her body. She jerked and spasmed as the shiny black pole pounded her pussy.

"Fuck, lady. Your cunt is like an oven. It feels like you got fingers in there milkin' my cock. Shit, baby, I'm cumming again. I'm cumming hard in your hot cunt."

His hands pulled Kathleen down on his cock and his balls visibly contracted as he shot his second load of black cum deep into Kathleen.

"Oh, yes! I can feel your cum so fucking deep in my pussy. It feels like you're going to blow the top of my head off. Oh, fuck! OH, FUCK! I'm cumming in your cum, baby. I'm cumming so good."

Kathleen's body twisted and turned on her lover's cock for several minutes as her head thrashed back and forth. She finally finished climaxing and collapsed forward against her lover, mashing her lips against his. His hands moved from her ass to her tits and played with her nipples. They kissed and cuddled as they dropped down from their orgasmic highs. Kathleen cooed, "Oh Brad. That was marvelous. I've feel like I been thoroughly fucked to the deepest depths of my body. I knew I could take all of that monster cock you are so proud of!"

"Fuck, baby. You took it all. I don't fucking believe it."

One last time, Kathleen began to slide slowly off the black cock. The fucking tool still looked hard as it slid out of her love tunnel. I watched, amazed, as eight, ten, twelve inches, slid out without the cock head appearing. Finally, at what looked like fourteen inches, the cock head popped out of Kathleen's stretched cunt. Several large gobs of cum mixed with pussy juice and blood dropped out of the gapping hole that was Kathleen's pussy , down the stud's shaft, and splattered against his balls and thighs. His black hands lifted Kathleen's ass up and off to the side. Kathleen's knees slid off the sofa and her feet touched the floor. She stood up very slowly, on wobbly legs, slightly bow-legged.

Kathleen turned slowly and saw me for the first time. "Hi honey. This is Brad. My new handyman."

"So I saw, baby. So I saw. Hello Brad. How was my wife?"

"Shit, man. She said you were cool about her fucking around. She is the best pussy I've ever had!"

Kathleen walked over, naked except for the black garter belt, nylons, and heels. She wrapped her arms around me and gave me a deep kiss. "Welcome home, baby. Did you see much?"

"I saw enough to realize that your pussy is going to be pretty stretched out for any more love making tonight!"

"Oh, honey. There's still my mouth and ass."

Kathleen groped my balls. "I promise you won't be disappointed."

Brad stood up and stretched. The monster black cock, semi-flaccid, hung down a good ten inches. Kathleen turned and walked back towards Brad. She knelt in front of him and pulled his cock to her lips. She began to lick the pussy juice, cum, and blood off his cock. Her tongue moved down and slurped in the stringy gobs of cum and juices around his balls. Brad groaned and rolled his eyes at me. "Shit, man. Your wife is just fucking unbelievable."

Kathleen finished her clean-up job. Brad's cock had swelled to near full size again. Kathleen looked up at Brad. "This beautiful black man meat is ready for some more loving. Your cum tasted so good. More, please. Give me more."

Brad groaned and collapsed back on the sofa. Kathleen quickly shifted position and began to suck the head of his cock. She lubed the shaft up with her saliva and proceeded to jerk his cock off with sure, rapid, strokes. She kept the cock head firmly clamped in her mouth.

I quickly ripped my pants off and freed my aching cock. I walked over to Kathleen and grabbed her waist. I slowly lifted her off her knees so her puckered little ass hole was right at cock level. I pushed the head of my cock into the crack of her ass. She wiggled back against me, eager for my cock. The whole time she never paused as she continued to suck and stroke Brad's cock.

I pulled back to get some lubrication. Pussy juice and cum coated her thighs and continued to weep from her cunt. I scooped up some stringy gobs and rubbed the goo on the head of my cock and into Kathleen's ass hole. Then I pushed my cock into her ass. Kathleen braced herself and pushed back. Soon I was buried up to my balls. Kathleen continued to noisily suck Brad's tool as she slowly fucked my cock with her ass.

I started to fuck her ass with fast, deep strokes. Brownish shit juice quickly coated my cock and allowed me to fuck her even faster. Kathleen's body began to orgasm. She momentarily broke the suction lock she had on Brad's cock. "Oh, fuck! That feels so good, baby. I really missed your cock this week."

Kathleen looked up at Brad, "But I found a suitable substitute."

Kathleen ran her tongue around his cock head. She continued to stroke it with her hand as she sucked pre-cum out of the pee hole. Kathleen looked up at Brad. She loves to watch a guy's eyes and face as she sucks his cock. "Umm, lover. This tastes so good. I want your cum in mouth, baby. Cum in my mouth!"

The look of lust on Kathleen's face must have triggered Brad's cum shot. He grabbed Kathleen's head and pulled her face down on his cock. I could hear Kathleen gagging as Brad forced his large cock head down the back of her throat. He was sending his seed directly to Kathleen's belly. As he came, he relaxed back against the sofa, releasing Kathleen's head. She quickly bobbed up on his cock so as to catch the last few squirts in her mouth. She truly loves the taste of cum.

Kathleen noisily sucked and slurped the last strings of cum out of Brad's cock. The noisy, lewd display was all I could take and I felt my balls start to spew cum in Kathleen's bowels. Kathleen felt the first spasm of my cock and quickly rearranged herself so as to catch my copious ejaculate in her mouth. She pulled my eight-inch cock all the way in her throat and took my next couple of shots directly down her throat. Then she slid her lips back up my cock, squeegeeing her shit juice into her mouth. Kathleen took my last blasts across her tongue. She looked up at me with her large green eyes and smiled. She opened her mouth and swirled my cum and her brownish shit juice around for me to see before swallowing. She sucked the last few drips of cum from my cock and then stood up.

Kathleen wrapper her arms around me and mashed her tits against my chest. My cock rubbed against her belly and the lace of her garter belt. "Welcome home, honey. I really missed you."

Kathleen shivered and giggled. There was a soft "plop". A large gob of cum had dripped out of Kathleen's cunt and dropped to the carpet.

"Brad, you naughty boy. After the fucking that cock of yours gave me, it'll take a week for all the cum to work it's way out from way up where you put it.

"Baby, I sure don't recollect you complainin' any while I was making the deposits."

Kathleen laughed, "Nope."

Brad stood up. Kathleen hugged him and gazed up into his eyes. Her hand lovingly stroked his massive black manhood, pausing to play with his balls. "You're welcome here anytime, baby. Anytime."

"Baby, you were the best fuck of my entire life. You can bet I'll get back here pretty regular!"

Brad dressed and quickly left with one last hug from Kathleen.

She turned to me, "Well, I'm going to clean up. Where are we going for dinner?"

Kathleen's new handyman

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I caught an earlier flight Friday and sped home from the airport for some serious sex with Kathleen. I'd been gone a week and my balls were about to explode.

There was a white pickup truck in the drive way as I turned in. Crude lettering on the door proclaimed, "Brad the Handyman" with a phone number I suspected my sweet wife was getting her cunt stretched by the handyman. Then again, she really really might be having a few fix-it items done. Yeah, right!

I parked the car and let myself into the house through the back door. If Kathleen was getting screwed, I wanted to watch with out disturbing them.

Kathleen's voice was the first thing I heard, "Oh! Yes! Fuck my pussy with that big, black cock!"

"You like my cock, baby?"

"Oh fuck yes. All of it, I want all of it in my pussy!"

I walked through the kitchen into the living room. Kathleen's back was to me as she knelt on the sofa, a thick, black cock stuffed up her cunt. It was obvious a goodly amount of cock already was shoved up Kathleen's pussy; but, six inches of thick cock meat still glistened outside her love hole. Her pussy juices dripped down the cock and pooled around the guy's balls.

"Damn, lady, I ain't never had all of my cock in a pussy before. You sure you can take it all?"

Kathleen grunted and raised up on the cock. I swear, another six inches of cock slide out and the head still was no where in sight. Kathleen slammed her pussy back down along the shaft. She managed to get a couple more inches stuffed in her cunt this time. A good four inches still remained. Kathleen paused and looked down at her lover.

"Oh, shit. I want all of your black stud meat. I want your black cum in my pussy. I've never had a cock so deep before. It feels so good. Like I'm going to get split apart. Fuck, that feels so damn good! Push it in slow while I try to wiggle down on it. It is so fucking deep!"

Large black hands reached around and pulled Kathleen's ass downward. Kathleen began to squirm and wiggle on the monster cock. Kathleen managed to absorb another inch. Her body shuddered.

"My pussy feels so damn full. Push, damn it. Push that cock, harder!"

Black muscles rippled, pushing the black monster upwards. The black hands pulled Kathleen's ass downward. The cock seemed to be completely bottomed out with three inches still outside Kathleen's cunt. The black stud was grunting as he strained to pull Kathleen down on his cock. Kathleen was moaning and thrashing about as she tried to get the last three inches up into her love tunnel.

There was a sudden, muffled "pop" as the cock shoved through the obstruction. Kathleen's ass bottomed out against the hairy, black balls. Kathleen's back stiffened and her head snapped back. Kathleen screamed, "Yes, fuck yes!" Her red hair swung wildly from side to side as her whole body twitched and spasmed in orgasm.

Kathleen had an orgasmic mantra going, "So deep. So deep. So deep."

The black stud began to buck back. "Fuck, baby. Your cunt is milking my cock like I've never felt before. You took my whole fucking cock. What a cunt, baby!. Your wanted my black seed, you bitch. Can you feel it, bitch? Can you feel it?"

"Oh fuck yes. I can feel your cum. It so fucking deep, baby. Your cum is so fucking deep. Oh baby, fuck me. Fuck me! I want that black seed deep in my white slut cunt."

Kathleen's orgasm subsided slowly. She began to lift herself off the cock an inch at a time. With about eight inches out, Kathleen stopped. The pussy juice coating the cock had a faint pinkish color. It gave that black monster an ebony-like sheen.

Kathleen slid her cunt back down the shaft, bottoming out with his balls against her ass. Kathleen slid back up the cock a little faster and then down again. The black stud began to fuck her back. Sperm, pussy juice, and a little blood oozed out a little with each pistoning stroke.

"Fuck me, lover. Fuck me deep with your monster cock!"

The black stud was equal to the task and began to fuck Kathleen with fast, deep strokes. I don't think that black pole ever even got soft after he creamed my wife's cunt with his first load of sperm. After about 3 minutes of the most intense fucking I'd ever seen, Kathleen began to orgasm again. Kathleen was grunting and groaning as the electric waves of pleasures pulsed through her body. She jerked and spasmed as the shiny black pole pounded her pussy.

"Fuck, lady. Your cunt is like an oven. It feels like you got fingers in there milkin' my cock. Shit, baby, I'm cumming again. I'm cumming hard in your hot cunt."

His hands pulled Kathleen down on his cock and his balls visibly contracted as he shot his second load of black cum deep into Kathleen.

"Oh, yes! I can feel your cum so fucking deep in my pussy. It feels like you're going to blow the top of my head off. Oh, fuck! OH, FUCK! I'm cumming in your cum, baby. I'm cumming so good."

Kathleen's body twisted and turned on her lover's cock for several minutes as her head thrashed back and forth. She finally finished climaxing and collapsed forward against her lover, mashing her lips against his. His hands moved from her ass to her tits and played with her nipples. They kissed and cuddled as they dropped down from their orgasmic highs. Kathleen cooed, "Oh Brad. That was marvelous. I've feel like I been thoroughly fucked to the deepest depths of my body. I knew I could take all of that monster cock you are so proud of!"

"Fuck, baby. You took it all. I don't fucking believe it."

One last time, Kathleen began to slide slowly off the black cock. The fucking tool still looked hard as it slid out of her love tunnel. I watched, amazed, as eight, ten, twelve inches, slid out without the cock head appearing. Finally, at what looked like fourteen inches, the cock head popped out of Kathleen's stretched cunt. Several large gobs of cum mixed with pussy juice and blood dropped out of the gapping hole that was Kathleen's pussy , down the stud's shaft, and splattered against his balls and thighs. His black hands lifted Kathleen's ass up and off to the side. Kathleen's knees slid off the sofa and her feet touched the floor. She stood up very slowly, on wobbly legs, slightly bow-legged.

Kathleen turned slowly and saw me for the first time. "Hi honey. This is Brad. My new handyman."

"So I saw, baby. So I saw. Hello Brad. How was my wife?"

"Shit, man. She said you were cool about her fucking around. She is the best pussy I've ever had!"

Kathleen walked over, naked except for the black garter belt, nylons, and heels. She wrapped her arms around me and gave me a deep kiss. "Welcome home, baby. Did you see much?"

"I saw enough to realize that your pussy is going to be pretty stretched out for any more love making tonight!"

"Oh, honey. There's still my mouth and ass."

Kathleen groped my balls. "I promise you won't be disappointed."

Brad stood up and stretched. The monster black cock, semi-flaccid, hung down a good ten inches. Kathleen turned and walked back towards Brad. She knelt in front of him and pulled his cock to her lips. She began to lick the pussy juice, cum, and blood off his cock. Her tongue moved down and slurped in the stringy gobs of cum and juices around his balls. Brad groaned and rolled his eyes at me. "Shit, man. Your wife is just fucking unbelievable."

Kathleen finished her clean-up job. Brad's cock had swelled to near full size again. Kathleen looked up at Brad. "This beautiful black man meat is ready for some more loving. Your cum tasted so good. More, please. Give me more."

Brad groaned and collapsed back on the sofa. Kathleen quickly shifted position and began to suck the head of his cock. She lubed the shaft up with her saliva and proceeded to jerk his cock off with sure, rapid, strokes. She kept the cock head firmly clamped in her mouth.

I quickly ripped my pants off and freed my aching cock. I walked over to Kathleen and grabbed her waist. I slowly lifted her off her knees so her puckered little ass hole was right at cock level. I pushed the head of my cock into the crack of her ass. She wiggled back against me, eager for my cock. The whole time she never paused as she continued to suck and stroke Brad's cock.

I pulled back to get some lubrication. Pussy juice and cum coated her thighs and continued to weep from her cunt. I scooped up some stringy gobs and rubbed the goo on the head of my cock and into Kathleen's ass hole. Then I pushed my cock into her ass. Kathleen braced herself and pushed back. Soon I was buried up to my balls. Kathleen continued to noisily suck Brad's tool as she slowly fucked my cock with her ass.

I started to fuck her ass with fast, deep strokes. Brownish shit juice quickly coated my cock and allowed me to fuck her even faster. Kathleen's body began to orgasm. She momentarily broke the suction lock she had on Brad's cock. "Oh, fuck! That feels so good, baby. I really missed your cock this week."

Kathleen looked up at Brad, "But I found a suitable substitute."

Kathleen ran her tongue around his cock head. She continued to stroke it with her hand as she sucked pre-cum out of the pee hole. Kathleen looked up at Brad. She loves to watch a guy's eyes and face as she sucks his cock. "Umm, lover. This tastes so good. I want your cum in mouth, baby. Cum in my mouth!"

The look of lust on Kathleen's face must have triggered Brad's cum shot. He grabbed Kathleen's head and pulled her face down on his cock. I could hear Kathleen gagging as Brad forced his large cock head down the back of her throat. He was sending his seed directly to Kathleen's belly. As he came, he relaxed back against the sofa, releasing Kathleen's head. She quickly bobbed up on his cock so as to catch the last few squirts in her mouth. She truly loves the taste of cum.

Kathleen noisily sucked and slurped the last strings of cum out of Brad's cock. The noisy, lewd display was all I could take and I felt my balls start to spew cum in Kathleen's bowels. Kathleen felt the first spasm of my cock and quickly rearranged herself so as to catch my copious ejaculate in her mouth. She pulled my eight-inch cock all the way in her throat and took my next couple of shots directly down her throat. Then she slid her lips back up my cock, squeegeeing her shit juice into her mouth. Kathleen took my last blasts across her tongue. She looked up at me with her large green eyes and smiled. She opened her mouth and swirled my cum and her brownish shit juice around for me to see before swallowing. She sucked the last few drips of cum from my cock and then stood up.

Kathleen wrapper her arms around me and mashed her tits against my chest. My cock rubbed against her belly and the lace of her garter belt. "Welcome home, honey. I really missed you."

Kathleen shivered and giggled. There was a soft "plop". A large gob of cum had dripped out of Kathleen's cunt and dropped to the carpet.

"Brad, you naughty boy. After the fucking that cock of yours gave me, it'll take a week for all the cum to work it's way out from way up where you put it.

"Baby, I sure don't recollect you complainin' any while I was making the deposits."

Kathleen laughed, "Nope."

Brad stood up. Kathleen hugged him and gazed up into his eyes. Her hand lovingly stroked his massive black manhood, pausing to play with his balls. "You're welcome here anytime, baby. Anytime."

"Baby, you were the best fuck of my entire life. You can bet I'll get back here pretty regular!"

Brad dressed and quickly left with one last hug from Kathleen.

She turned to me, "Well, I'm going to clean up. Where are we going for dinner?"

Re:what about calendaring

On: Converting an Exchange Userbase to Unix?

I caught an earlier flight Friday and sped home from the airport for some serious sex with Kathleen. I'd been gone a week and my balls were about to explode.

There was a white pickup truck in the drive way as I turned in. Crude lettering on the door proclaimed, "Brad the Handyman" with a phone number I suspected my sweet wife was getting her cunt stretched by the handyman. Then again, she really really might be having a few fix-it items done. Yeah, right!

I parked the car and let myself into the house through the back door. If Kathleen was getting screwed, I wanted to watch with out disturbing them.

Kathleen's voice was the first thing I heard, "Oh! Yes! Fuck my pussy with that big, black cock!"

"You like my cock, baby?"

"Oh fuck yes. All of it, I want all of it in my pussy!"

I walked through the kitchen into the living room. Kathleen's back was to me as she knelt on the sofa, a thick, black cock stuffed up her cunt. It was obvious a goodly amount of cock already was shoved up Kathleen's pussy; but, six inches of thick cock meat still glistened outside her love hole. Her pussy juices dripped down the cock and pooled around the guy's balls.

"Damn, lady, I ain't never had all of my cock in a pussy before. You sure you can take it all?"

Kathleen grunted and raised up on the cock. I swear, another six inches of cock slide out and the head still was no where in sight. Kathleen slammed her pussy back down along the shaft. She managed to get a couple more inches stuffed in her cunt this time. A good four inches still remained. Kathleen paused and looked down at her lover.

"Oh, shit. I want all of your black stud meat. I want your black cum in my pussy. I've never had a cock so deep before. It feels so good. Like I'm going to get split apart. Fuck, that feels so damn good! Push it in slow while I try to wiggle down on it. It is so fucking deep!"

Large black hands reached around and pulled Kathleen's ass downward. Kathleen began to squirm and wiggle on the monster cock. Kathleen managed to absorb another inch. Her body shuddered.

"My pussy feels so damn full. Push, damn it. Push that cock, harder!"

Black muscles rippled, pushing the black monster upwards. The black hands pulled Kathleen's ass downward. The cock seemed to be completely bottomed out with three inches still outside Kathleen's cunt. The black stud was grunting as he strained to pull Kathleen down on his cock. Kathleen was moaning and thrashing about as she tried to get the last three inches up into her love tunnel.

There was a sudden, muffled "pop" as the cock shoved through the obstruction. Kathleen's ass bottomed out against the hairy, black balls. Kathleen's back stiffened and her head snapped back. Kathleen screamed, "Yes, fuck yes!" Her red hair swung wildly from side to side as her whole body twitched and spasmed in orgasm.

Kathleen had an orgasmic mantra going, "So deep. So deep. So deep."

The black stud began to buck back. "Fuck, baby. Your cunt is milking my cock like I've never felt before. You took my whole fucking cock. What a cunt, baby!. Your wanted my black seed, you bitch. Can you feel it, bitch? Can you feel it?"

"Oh fuck yes. I can feel your cum. It so fucking deep, baby. Your cum is so fucking deep. Oh baby, fuck me. Fuck me! I want that black seed deep in my white slut cunt."

Kathleen's orgasm subsided slowly. She began to lift herself off the cock an inch at a time. With about eight inches out, Kathleen stopped. The pussy juice coating the cock had a faint pinkish color. It gave that black monster an ebony-like sheen.

Kathleen slid her cunt back down the shaft, bottoming out with his balls against her ass. Kathleen slid back up the cock a little faster and then down again. The black stud began to fuck her back. Sperm, pussy juice, and a little blood oozed out a little with each pistoning stroke.

"Fuck me, lover. Fuck me deep with your monster cock!"

The black stud was equal to the task and began to fuck Kathleen with fast, deep strokes. I don't think that black pole ever even got soft after he creamed my wife's cunt with his first load of sperm. After about 3 minutes of the most intense fucking I'd ever seen, Kathleen began to orgasm again. Kathleen was grunting and groaning as the electric waves of pleasures pulsed through her body. She jerked and spasmed as the shiny black pole pounded her pussy.

"Fuck, lady. Your cunt is like an oven. It feels like you got fingers in there milkin' my cock. Shit, baby, I'm cumming again. I'm cumming hard in your hot cunt."

His hands pulled Kathleen down on his cock and his balls visibly contracted as he shot his second load of black cum deep into Kathleen.

"Oh, yes! I can feel your cum so fucking deep in my pussy. It feels like you're going to blow the top of my head off. Oh, fuck! OH, FUCK! I'm cumming in your cum, baby. I'm cumming so good."

Kathleen's body twisted and turned on her lover's cock for several minutes as her head thrashed back and forth. She finally finished climaxing and collapsed forward against her lover, mashing her lips against his. His hands moved from her ass to her tits and played with her nipples. They kissed and cuddled as they dropped down from their orgasmic highs. Kathleen cooed, "Oh Brad. That was marvelous. I've feel like I been thoroughly fucked to the deepest depths of my body. I knew I could take all of that monster cock you are so proud of!"

"Fuck, baby. You took it all. I don't fucking believe it."

One last time, Kathleen began to slide slowly off the black cock. The fucking tool still looked hard as it slid out of her love tunnel. I watched, amazed, as eight, ten, twelve inches, slid out without the cock head appearing. Finally, at what looked like fourteen inches, the cock head popped out of Kathleen's stretched cunt. Several large gobs of cum mixed with pussy juice and blood dropped out of the gapping hole that was Kathleen's pussy , down the stud's shaft, and splattered against his balls and thighs. His black hands lifted Kathleen's ass up and off to the side. Kathleen's knees slid off the sofa and her feet touched the floor. She stood up very slowly, on wobbly legs, slightly bow-legged.

Kathleen turned slowly and saw me for the first time. "Hi honey. This is Brad. My new handyman."

"So I saw, baby. So I saw. Hello Brad. How was my wife?"

"Shit, man. She said you were cool about her fucking around. She is the best pussy I've ever had!"

Kathleen walked over, naked except for the black garter belt, nylons, and heels. She wrapped her arms around me and gave me a deep kiss. "Welcome home, baby. Did you see much?"

"I saw enough to realize that your pussy is going to be pretty stretched out for any more love making tonight!"

"Oh, honey. There's still my mouth and ass."

Kathleen groped my balls. "I promise you won't be disappointed."

Brad stood up and stretched. The monster black cock, semi-flaccid, hung down a good ten inches. Kathleen turned and walked back towards Brad. She knelt in front of him and pulled his cock to her lips. She began to lick the pussy juice, cum, and blood off his cock. Her tongue moved down and slurped in the stringy gobs of cum and juices around his balls. Brad groaned and rolled his eyes at me. "Shit, man. Your wife is just fucking unbelievable."

Kathleen finished her clean-up job. Brad's cock had swelled to near full size again. Kathleen looked up at Brad. "This beautiful black man meat is ready for some more loving. Your cum tasted so good. More, please. Give me more."

Brad groaned and collapsed back on the sofa. Kathleen quickly shifted position and began to suck the head of his cock. She lubed the shaft up with her saliva and proceeded to jerk his cock off with sure, rapid, strokes. She kept the cock head firmly clamped in her mouth.

I quickly ripped my pants off and freed my aching cock. I walked over to Kathleen and grabbed her waist. I slowly lifted her off her knees so her puckered little ass hole was right at cock level. I pushed the head of my cock into the crack of her ass. She wiggled back against me, eager for my cock. The whole time she never paused as she continued to suck and stroke Brad's cock.

I pulled back to get some lubrication. Pussy juice and cum coated her thighs and continued to weep from her cunt. I scooped up some stringy gobs and rubbed the goo on the head of my cock and into Kathleen's ass hole. Then I pushed my cock into her ass. Kathleen braced herself and pushed back. Soon I was buried up to my balls. Kathleen continued to noisily suck Brad's tool as she slowly fucked my cock with her ass.

I started to fuck her ass with fast, deep strokes. Brownish shit juice quickly coated my cock and allowed me to fuck her even faster. Kathleen's body began to orgasm. She momentarily broke the suction lock she had on Brad's cock. "Oh, fuck! That feels so good, baby. I really missed your cock this week."

Kathleen looked up at Brad, "But I found a suitable substitute."

Kathleen ran her tongue around his cock head. She continued to stroke it with her hand as she sucked pre-cum out of the pee hole. Kathleen looked up at Brad. She loves to watch a guy's eyes and face as she sucks his cock. "Umm, lover. This tastes so good. I want your cum in mouth, baby. Cum in my mouth!"

The look of lust on Kathleen's face must have triggered Brad's cum shot. He grabbed Kathleen's head and pulled her face down on his cock. I could hear Kathleen gagging as Brad forced his large cock head down the back of her throat. He was sending his seed directly to Kathleen's belly. As he came, he relaxed back against the sofa, releasing Kathleen's head. She quickly bobbed up on his cock so as to catch the last few squirts in her mouth. She truly loves the taste of cum.

Kathleen noisily sucked and slurped the last strings of cum out of Brad's cock. The noisy, lewd display was all I could take and I felt my balls start to spew cum in Kathleen's bowels. Kathleen felt the first spasm of my cock and quickly rearranged herself so as to catch my copious ejaculate in her mouth. She pulled my eight-inch cock all the way in her throat and took my next couple of shots directly down her throat. Then she slid her lips back up my cock, squeegeeing her shit juice into her mouth. Kathleen took my last blasts across her tongue. She looked up at me with her large green eyes and smiled. She opened her mouth and swirled my cum and her brownish shit juice around for me to see before swallowing. She sucked the last few drips of cum from my cock and then stood up.

Kathleen wrapper her arms around me and mashed her tits against my chest. My cock rubbed against her belly and the lace of her garter belt. "Welcome home, honey. I really missed you."

Kathleen shivered and giggled. There was a soft "plop". A large gob of cum had dripped out of Kathleen's cunt and dropped to the carpet.

"Brad, you naughty boy. After the fucking that cock of yours gave me, it'll take a week for all the cum to work it's way out from way up where you put it.

"Baby, I sure don't recollect you complainin' any while I was making the deposits."

Kathleen laughed, "Nope."

Brad stood up. Kathleen hugged him and gazed up into his eyes. Her hand lovingly stroked his massive black manhood, pausing to play with his balls. "You're welcome here anytime, baby. Anytime."

"Baby, you were the best fuck of my entire life. You can bet I'll get back here pretty regular!"

Brad dressed and quickly left with one last hug from Kathleen.

She turned to me, "Well, I'm going to clean up. Where are we going for dinner?"

Re:no love from mirco$ont

On: Converting an Exchange Userbase to Unix?

I caught an earlier flight Friday and sped home from the airport for some serious sex with Kathleen. I'd been gone a week and my balls were about to explode.

There was a white pickup truck in the drive way as I turned in. Crude lettering on the door proclaimed, "Brad the Handyman" with a phone number I suspected my sweet wife was getting her cunt stretched by the handyman. Then again, she really really might be having a few fix-it items done. Yeah, right!

I parked the car and let myself into the house through the back door. If Kathleen was getting screwed, I wanted to watch with out disturbing them.

Kathleen's voice was the first thing I heard, "Oh! Yes! Fuck my pussy with that big, black cock!"

"You like my cock, baby?"

"Oh fuck yes. All of it, I want all of it in my pussy!"

I walked through the kitchen into the living room. Kathleen's back was to me as she knelt on the sofa, a thick, black cock stuffed up her cunt. It was obvious a goodly amount of cock already was shoved up Kathleen's pussy; but, six inches of thick cock meat still glistened outside her love hole. Her pussy juices dripped down the cock and pooled around the guy's balls.

"Damn, lady, I ain't never had all of my cock in a pussy before. You sure you can take it all?"

Kathleen grunted and raised up on the cock. I swear, another six inches of cock slide out and the head still was no where in sight. Kathleen slammed her pussy back down along the shaft. She managed to get a couple more inches stuffed in her cunt this time. A good four inches still remained. Kathleen paused and looked down at her lover.

"Oh, shit. I want all of your black stud meat. I want your black cum in my pussy. I've never had a cock so deep before. It feels so good. Like I'm going to get split apart. Fuck, that feels so damn good! Push it in slow while I try to wiggle down on it. It is so fucking deep!"

Large black hands reached around and pulled Kathleen's ass downward. Kathleen began to squirm and wiggle on the monster cock. Kathleen managed to absorb another inch. Her body shuddered.

"My pussy feels so damn full. Push, damn it. Push that cock, harder!"

Black muscles rippled, pushing the black monster upwards. The black hands pulled Kathleen's ass downward. The cock seemed to be completely bottomed out with three inches still outside Kathleen's cunt. The black stud was grunting as he strained to pull Kathleen down on his cock. Kathleen was moaning and thrashing about as she tried to get the last three inches up into her love tunnel.

There was a sudden, muffled "pop" as the cock shoved through the obstruction. Kathleen's ass bottomed out against the hairy, black balls. Kathleen's back stiffened and her head snapped back. Kathleen screamed, "Yes, fuck yes!" Her red hair swung wildly from side to side as her whole body twitched and spasmed in orgasm.

Kathleen had an orgasmic mantra going, "So deep. So deep. So deep."

The black stud began to buck back. "Fuck, baby. Your cunt is milking my cock like I've never felt before. You took my whole fucking cock. What a cunt, baby!. Your wanted my black seed, you bitch. Can you feel it, bitch? Can you feel it?"

"Oh fuck yes. I can feel your cum. It so fucking deep, baby. Your cum is so fucking deep. Oh baby, fuck me. Fuck me! I want that black seed deep in my white slut cunt."

Kathleen's orgasm subsided slowly. She began to lift herself off the cock an inch at a time. With about eight inches out, Kathleen stopped. The pussy juice coating the cock had a faint pinkish color. It gave that black monster an ebony-like sheen.

Kathleen slid her cunt back down the shaft, bottoming out with his balls against her ass. Kathleen slid back up the cock a little faster and then down again. The black stud began to fuck her back. Sperm, pussy juice, and a little blood oozed out a little with each pistoning stroke.

"Fuck me, lover. Fuck me deep with your monster cock!"

The black stud was equal to the task and began to fuck Kathleen with fast, deep strokes. I don't think that black pole ever even got soft after he creamed my wife's cunt with his first load of sperm. After about 3 minutes of the most intense fucking I'd ever seen, Kathleen began to orgasm again. Kathleen was grunting and groaning as the electric waves of pleasures pulsed through her body. She jerked and spasmed as the shiny black pole pounded her pussy.

"Fuck, lady. Your cunt is like an oven. It feels like you got fingers in there milkin' my cock. Shit, baby, I'm cumming again. I'm cumming hard in your hot cunt."

His hands pulled Kathleen down on his cock and his balls visibly contracted as he shot his second load of black cum deep into Kathleen.

"Oh, yes! I can feel your cum so fucking deep in my pussy. It feels like you're going to blow the top of my head off. Oh, fuck! OH, FUCK! I'm cumming in your cum, baby. I'm cumming so good."

Kathleen's body twisted and turned on her lover's cock for several minutes as her head thrashed back and forth. She finally finished climaxing and collapsed forward against her lover, mashing her lips against his. His hands moved from her ass to her tits and played with her nipples. They kissed and cuddled as they dropped down from their orgasmic highs. Kathleen cooed, "Oh Brad. That was marvelous. I've feel like I been thoroughly fucked to the deepest depths of my body. I knew I could take all of that monster cock you are so proud of!"

"Fuck, baby. You took it all. I don't fucking believe it."

One last time, Kathleen began to slide slowly off the black cock. The fucking tool still looked hard as it slid out of her love tunnel. I watched, amazed, as eight, ten, twelve inches, slid out without the cock head appearing. Finally, at what looked like fourteen inches, the cock head popped out of Kathleen's stretched cunt. Several large gobs of cum mixed with pussy juice and blood dropped out of the gapping hole that was Kathleen's pussy , down the stud's shaft, and splattered against his balls and thighs. His black hands lifted Kathleen's ass up and off to the side. Kathleen's knees slid off the sofa and her feet touched the floor. She stood up very slowly, on wobbly legs, slightly bow-legged.

Kathleen turned slowly and saw me for the first time. "Hi honey. This is Brad. My new handyman."

"So I saw, baby. So I saw. Hello Brad. How was my wife?"

"Shit, man. She said you were cool about her fucking around. She is the best pussy I've ever had!"

Kathleen walked over, naked except for the black garter belt, nylons, and heels. She wrapped her arms around me and gave me a deep kiss. "Welcome home, baby. Did you see much?"

"I saw enough to realize that your pussy is going to be pretty stretched out for any more love making tonight!"

"Oh, honey. There's still my mouth and ass."

Kathleen groped my balls. "I promise you won't be disappointed."

Brad stood up and stretched. The monster black cock, semi-flaccid, hung down a good ten inches. Kathleen turned and walked back towards Brad. She knelt in front of him and pulled his cock to her lips. She began to lick the pussy juice, cum, and blood off his cock. Her tongue moved down and slurped in the stringy gobs of cum and juices around his balls. Brad groaned and rolled his eyes at me. "Shit, man. Your wife is just fucking unbelievable."

Kathleen finished her clean-up job. Brad's cock had swelled to near full size again. Kathleen looked up at Brad. "This beautiful black man meat is ready for some more loving. Your cum tasted so good. More, please. Give me more."

Brad groaned and collapsed back on the sofa. Kathleen quickly shifted position and began to suck the head of his cock. She lubed the shaft up with her saliva and proceeded to jerk his cock off with sure, rapid, strokes. She kept the cock head firmly clamped in her mouth.

I quickly ripped my pants off and freed my aching cock. I walked over to Kathleen and grabbed her waist. I slowly lifted her off her knees so her puckered little ass hole was right at cock level. I pushed the head of my cock into the crack of her ass. She wiggled back against me, eager for my cock. The whole time she never paused as she continued to suck and stroke Brad's cock.

I pulled back to get some lubrication. Pussy juice and cum coated her thighs and continued to weep from her cunt. I scooped up some stringy gobs and rubbed the goo on the head of my cock and into Kathleen's ass hole. Then I pushed my cock into her ass. Kathleen braced herself and pushed back. Soon I was buried up to my balls. Kathleen continued to noisily suck Brad's tool as she slowly fucked my cock with her ass.

I started to fuck her ass with fast, deep strokes. Brownish shit juice quickly coated my cock and allowed me to fuck her even faster. Kathleen's body began to orgasm. She momentarily broke the suction lock she had on Brad's cock. "Oh, fuck! That feels so good, baby. I really missed your cock this week."

Kathleen looked up at Brad, "But I found a suitable substitute."

Kathleen ran her tongue around his cock head. She continued to stroke it with her hand as she sucked pre-cum out of the pee hole. Kathleen looked up at Brad. She loves to watch a guy's eyes and face as she sucks his cock. "Umm, lover. This tastes so good. I want your cum in mouth, baby. Cum in my mouth!"

The look of lust on Kathleen's face must have triggered Brad's cum shot. He grabbed Kathleen's head and pulled her face down on his cock. I could hear Kathleen gagging as Brad forced his large cock head down the back of her throat. He was sending his seed directly to Kathleen's belly. As he came, he relaxed back against the sofa, releasing Kathleen's head. She quickly bobbed up on his cock so as to catch the last few squirts in her mouth. She truly loves the taste of cum.

Kathleen noisily sucked and slurped the last strings of cum out of Brad's cock. The noisy, lewd display was all I could take and I felt my balls start to spew cum in Kathleen's bowels. Kathleen felt the first spasm of my cock and quickly rearranged herself so as to catch my copious ejaculate in her mouth. She pulled my eight-inch cock all the way in her throat and took my next couple of shots directly down her throat. Then she slid her lips back up my cock, squeegeeing her shit juice into her mouth. Kathleen took my last blasts across her tongue. She looked up at me with her large green eyes and smiled. She opened her mouth and swirled my cum and her brownish shit juice around for me to see before swallowing. She sucked the last few drips of cum from my cock and then stood up.

Kathleen wrapper her arms around me and mashed her tits against my chest. My cock rubbed against her belly and the lace of her garter belt. "Welcome home, honey. I really missed you."

Kathleen shivered and giggled. There was a soft "plop". A large gob of cum had dripped out of Kathleen's cunt and dropped to the carpet.

"Brad, you naughty boy. After the fucking that cock of yours gave me, it'll take a week for all the cum to work it's way out from way up where you put it.

"Baby, I sure don't recollect you complainin' any while I was making the deposits."

Kathleen laughed, "Nope."

Brad stood up. Kathleen hugged him and gazed up into his eyes. Her hand lovingly stroked his massive black manhood, pausing to play with his balls. "You're welcome here anytime, baby. Anytime."

"Baby, you were the best fuck of my entire life. You can bet I'll get back here pretty regular!"

Brad dressed and quickly left with one last hug from Kathleen.

She turned to me, "Well, I'm going to clean up. Where are we going for dinner?"

Re:Some suggestions

On: Converting an Exchange Userbase to Unix?

I caught an earlier flight Friday and sped home from the airport for some serious sex with Kathleen. I'd been gone a week and my balls were about to explode.

There was a white pickup truck in the drive way as I turned in. Crude lettering on the door proclaimed, "Brad the Handyman" with a phone number I suspected my sweet wife was getting her cunt stretched by the handyman. Then again, she really really might be having a few fix-it items done. Yeah, right!

I parked the car and let myself into the house through the back door. If Kathleen was getting screwed, I wanted to watch with out disturbing them.

Kathleen's voice was the first thing I heard, "Oh! Yes! Fuck my pussy with that big, black cock!"

"You like my cock, baby?"

"Oh fuck yes. All of it, I want all of it in my pussy!"

I walked through the kitchen into the living room. Kathleen's back was to me as she knelt on the sofa, a thick, black cock stuffed up her cunt. It was obvious a goodly amount of cock already was shoved up Kathleen's pussy; but, six inches of thick cock meat still glistened outside her love hole. Her pussy juices dripped down the cock and pooled around the guy's balls.

"Damn, lady, I ain't never had all of my cock in a pussy before. You sure you can take it all?"

Kathleen grunted and raised up on the cock. I swear, another six inches of cock slide out and the head still was no where in sight. Kathleen slammed her pussy back down along the shaft. She managed to get a couple more inches stuffed in her cunt this time. A good four inches still remained. Kathleen paused and looked down at her lover.

"Oh, shit. I want all of your black stud meat. I want your black cum in my pussy. I've never had a cock so deep before. It feels so good. Like I'm going to get split apart. Fuck, that feels so damn good! Push it in slow while I try to wiggle down on it. It is so fucking deep!"

Large black hands reached around and pulled Kathleen's ass downward. Kathleen began to squirm and wiggle on the monster cock. Kathleen managed to absorb another inch. Her body shuddered.

"My pussy feels so damn full. Push, damn it. Push that cock, harder!"

Black muscles rippled, pushing the black monster upwards. The black hands pulled Kathleen's ass downward. The cock seemed to be completely bottomed out with three inches still outside Kathleen's cunt. The black stud was grunting as he strained to pull Kathleen down on his cock. Kathleen was moaning and thrashing about as she tried to get the last three inches up into her love tunnel.

There was a sudden, muffled "pop" as the cock shoved through the obstruction. Kathleen's ass bottomed out against the hairy, black balls. Kathleen's back stiffened and her head snapped back. Kathleen screamed, "Yes, fuck yes!" Her red hair swung wildly from side to side as her whole body twitched and spasmed in orgasm.

Kathleen had an orgasmic mantra going, "So deep. So deep. So deep."

The black stud began to buck back. "Fuck, baby. Your cunt is milking my cock like I've never felt before. You took my whole fucking cock. What a cunt, baby!. Your wanted my black seed, you bitch. Can you feel it, bitch? Can you feel it?"

"Oh fuck yes. I can feel your cum. It so fucking deep, baby. Your cum is so fucking deep. Oh baby, fuck me. Fuck me! I want that black seed deep in my white slut cunt."

Kathleen's orgasm subsided slowly. She began to lift herself off the cock an inch at a time. With about eight inches out, Kathleen stopped. The pussy juice coating the cock had a faint pinkish color. It gave that black monster an ebony-like sheen.

Kathleen slid her cunt back down the shaft, bottoming out with his balls against her ass. Kathleen slid back up the cock a little faster and then down again. The black stud began to fuck her back. Sperm, pussy juice, and a little blood oozed out a little with each pistoning stroke.

"Fuck me, lover. Fuck me deep with your monster cock!"

The black stud was equal to the task and began to fuck Kathleen with fast, deep strokes. I don't think that black pole ever even got soft after he creamed my wife's cunt with his first load of sperm. After about 3 minutes of the most intense fucking I'd ever seen, Kathleen began to orgasm again. Kathleen was grunting and groaning as the electric waves of pleasures pulsed through her body. She jerked and spasmed as the shiny black pole pounded her pussy.

"Fuck, lady. Your cunt is like an oven. It feels like you got fingers in there milkin' my cock. Shit, baby, I'm cumming again. I'm cumming hard in your hot cunt."

His hands pulled Kathleen down on his cock and his balls visibly contracted as he shot his second load of black cum deep into Kathleen.

"Oh, yes! I can feel your cum so fucking deep in my pussy. It feels like you're going to blow the top of my head off. Oh, fuck! OH, FUCK! I'm cumming in your cum, baby. I'm cumming so good."

Kathleen's body twisted and turned on her lover's cock for several minutes as her head thrashed back and forth. She finally finished climaxing and collapsed forward against her lover, mashing her lips against his. His hands moved from her ass to her tits and played with her nipples. They kissed and cuddled as they dropped down from their orgasmic highs. Kathleen cooed, "Oh Brad. That was marvelous. I've feel like I been thoroughly fucked to the deepest depths of my body. I knew I could take all of that monster cock you are so proud of!"

"Fuck, baby. You took it all. I don't fucking believe it."

One last time, Kathleen began to slide slowly off the black cock. The fucking tool still looked hard as it slid out of her love tunnel. I watched, amazed, as eight, ten, twelve inches, slid out without the cock head appearing. Finally, at what looked like fourteen inches, the cock head popped out of Kathleen's stretched cunt. Several large gobs of cum mixed with pussy juice and blood dropped out of the gapping hole that was Kathleen's pussy , down the stud's shaft, and splattered against his balls and thighs. His black hands lifted Kathleen's ass up and off to the side. Kathleen's knees slid off the sofa and her feet touched the floor. She stood up very slowly, on wobbly legs, slightly bow-legged.

Kathleen turned slowly and saw me for the first time. "Hi honey. This is Brad. My new handyman."

"So I saw, baby. So I saw. Hello Brad. How was my wife?"

"Shit, man. She said you were cool about her fucking around. She is the best pussy I've ever had!"

Kathleen walked over, naked except for the black garter belt, nylons, and heels. She wrapped her arms around me and gave me a deep kiss. "Welcome home, baby. Did you see much?"

"I saw enough to realize that your pussy is going to be pretty stretched out for any more love making tonight!"

"Oh, honey. There's still my mouth and ass."

Kathleen groped my balls. "I promise you won't be disappointed."

Brad stood up and stretched. The monster black cock, semi-flaccid, hung down a good ten inches. Kathleen turned and walked back towards Brad. She knelt in front of him and pulled his cock to her lips. She began to lick the pussy juice, cum, and blood off his cock. Her tongue moved down and slurped in the stringy gobs of cum and juices around his balls. Brad groaned and rolled his eyes at me. "Shit, man. Your wife is just fucking unbelievable."

Kathleen finished her clean-up job. Brad's cock had swelled to near full size again. Kathleen looked up at Brad. "This beautiful black man meat is ready for some more loving. Your cum tasted so good. More, please. Give me more."

Brad groaned and collapsed back on the sofa. Kathleen quickly shifted position and began to suck the head of his cock. She lubed the shaft up with her saliva and proceeded to jerk his cock off with sure, rapid, strokes. She kept the cock head firmly clamped in her mouth.

I quickly ripped my pants off and freed my aching cock. I walked over to Kathleen and grabbed her waist. I slowly lifted her off her knees so her puckered little ass hole was right at cock level. I pushed the head of my cock into the crack of her ass. She wiggled back against me, eager for my cock. The whole time she never paused as she continued to suck and stroke Brad's cock.

I pulled back to get some lubrication. Pussy juice and cum coated her thighs and continued to weep from her cunt. I scooped up some stringy gobs and rubbed the goo on the head of my cock and into Kathleen's ass hole. Then I pushed my cock into her ass. Kathleen braced herself and pushed back. Soon I was buried up to my balls. Kathleen continued to noisily suck Brad's tool as she slowly fucked my cock with her ass.

I started to fuck her ass with fast, deep strokes. Brownish shit juice quickly coated my cock and allowed me to fuck her even faster. Kathleen's body began to orgasm. She momentarily broke the suction lock she had on Brad's cock. "Oh, fuck! That feels so good, baby. I really missed your cock this week."

Kathleen looked up at Brad, "But I found a suitable substitute."

Kathleen ran her tongue around his cock head. She continued to stroke it with her hand as she sucked pre-cum out of the pee hole. Kathleen looked up at Brad. She loves to watch a guy's eyes and face as she sucks his cock. "Umm, lover. This tastes so good. I want your cum in mouth, baby. Cum in my mouth!"

The look of lust on Kathleen's face must have triggered Brad's cum shot. He grabbed Kathleen's head and pulled her face down on his cock. I could hear Kathleen gagging as Brad forced his large cock head down the back of her throat. He was sending his seed directly to Kathleen's belly. As he came, he relaxed back against the sofa, releasing Kathleen's head. She quickly bobbed up on his cock so as to catch the last few squirts in her mouth. She truly loves the taste of cum.

Kathleen noisily sucked and slurped the last strings of cum out of Brad's cock. The noisy, lewd display was all I could take and I felt my balls start to spew cum in Kathleen's bowels. Kathleen felt the first spasm of my cock and quickly rearranged herself so as to catch my copious ejaculate in her mouth. She pulled my eight-inch cock all the way in her throat and took my next couple of shots directly down her throat. Then she slid her lips back up my cock, squeegeeing her shit juice into her mouth. Kathleen took my last blasts across her tongue. She looked up at me with her large green eyes and smiled. She opened her mouth and swirled my cum and her brownish shit juice around for me to see before swallowing. She sucked the last few drips of cum from my cock and then stood up.

Kathleen wrapper her arms around me and mashed her tits against my chest. My cock rubbed against her belly and the lace of her garter belt. "Welcome home, honey. I really missed you."

Kathleen shivered and giggled. There was a soft "plop". A large gob of cum had dripped out of Kathleen's cunt and dropped to the carpet.

"Brad, you naughty boy. After the fucking that cock of yours gave me, it'll take a week for all the cum to work it's way out from way up where you put it.

"Baby, I sure don't recollect you complainin' any while I was making the deposits."

Kathleen laughed, "Nope."

Brad stood up. Kathleen hugged him and gazed up into his eyes. Her hand lovingly stroked his massive black manhood, pausing to play with his balls. "You're welcome here anytime, baby. Anytime."

"Baby, you were the best fuck of my entire life. You can bet I'll get back here pretty regular!"

Brad dressed and quickly left with one last hug from Kathleen.

She turned to me, "Well, I'm going to clean up. Where are we going for dinner?"

Re:couldn't resist

On: Converting an Exchange Userbase to Unix?

I caught an earlier flight Friday and sped home from the airport for some serious sex with Kathleen. I'd been gone a week and my balls were about to explode.

There was a white pickup truck in the drive way as I turned in. Crude lettering on the door proclaimed, "Brad the Handyman" with a phone number I suspected my sweet wife was getting her cunt stretched by the handyman. Then again, she really really might be having a few fix-it items done. Yeah, right!

I parked the car and let myself into the house through the back door. If Kathleen was getting screwed, I wanted to watch with out disturbing them.

Kathleen's voice was the first thing I heard, "Oh! Yes! Fuck my pussy with that big, black cock!"

"You like my cock, baby?"

"Oh fuck yes. All of it, I want all of it in my pussy!"

I walked through the kitchen into the living room. Kathleen's back was to me as she knelt on the sofa, a thick, black cock stuffed up her cunt. It was obvious a goodly amount of cock already was shoved up Kathleen's pussy; but, six inches of thick cock meat still glistened outside her love hole. Her pussy juices dripped down the cock and pooled around the guy's balls.

"Damn, lady, I ain't never had all of my cock in a pussy before. You sure you can take it all?"

Kathleen grunted and raised up on the cock. I swear, another six inches of cock slide out and the head still was no where in sight. Kathleen slammed her pussy back down along the shaft. She managed to get a couple more inches stuffed in her cunt this time. A good four inches still remained. Kathleen paused and looked down at her lover.

"Oh, shit. I want all of your black stud meat. I want your black cum in my pussy. I've never had a cock so deep before. It feels so good. Like I'm going to get split apart. Fuck, that feels so damn good! Push it in slow while I try to wiggle down on it. It is so fucking deep!"

Large black hands reached around and pulled Kathleen's ass downward. Kathleen began to squirm and wiggle on the monster cock. Kathleen managed to absorb another inch. Her body shuddered.

"My pussy feels so damn full. Push, damn it. Push that cock, harder!"

Black muscles rippled, pushing the black monster upwards. The black hands pulled Kathleen's ass downward. The cock seemed to be completely bottomed out with three inches still outside Kathleen's cunt. The black stud was grunting as he strained to pull Kathleen down on his cock. Kathleen was moaning and thrashing about as she tried to get the last three inches up into her love tunnel.

There was a sudden, muffled "pop" as the cock shoved through the obstruction. Kathleen's ass bottomed out against the hairy, black balls. Kathleen's back stiffened and her head snapped back. Kathleen screamed, "Yes, fuck yes!" Her red hair swung wildly from side to side as her whole body twitched and spasmed in orgasm.

Kathleen had an orgasmic mantra going, "So deep. So deep. So deep."

The black stud began to buck back. "Fuck, baby. Your cunt is milking my cock like I've never felt before. You took my whole fucking cock. What a cunt, baby!. Your wanted my black seed, you bitch. Can you feel it, bitch? Can you feel it?"

"Oh fuck yes. I can feel your cum. It so fucking deep, baby. Your cum is so fucking deep. Oh baby, fuck me. Fuck me! I want that black seed deep in my white slut cunt."

Kathleen's orgasm subsided slowly. She began to lift herself off the cock an inch at a time. With about eight inches out, Kathleen stopped. The pussy juice coating the cock had a faint pinkish color. It gave that black monster an ebony-like sheen.

Kathleen slid her cunt back down the shaft, bottoming out with his balls against her ass. Kathleen slid back up the cock a little faster and then down again. The black stud began to fuck her back. Sperm, pussy juice, and a little blood oozed out a little with each pistoning stroke.

"Fuck me, lover. Fuck me deep with your monster cock!"

The black stud was equal to the task and began to fuck Kathleen with fast, deep strokes. I don't think that black pole ever even got soft after he creamed my wife's cunt with his first load of sperm. After about 3 minutes of the most intense fucking I'd ever seen, Kathleen began to orgasm again. Kathleen was grunting and groaning as the electric waves of pleasures pulsed through her body. She jerked and spasmed as the shiny black pole pounded her pussy.

"Fuck, lady. Your cunt is like an oven. It feels like you got fingers in there milkin' my cock. Shit, baby, I'm cumming again. I'm cumming hard in your hot cunt."

His hands pulled Kathleen down on his cock and his balls visibly contracted as he shot his second load of black cum deep into Kathleen.

"Oh, yes! I can feel your cum so fucking deep in my pussy. It feels like you're going to blow the top of my head off. Oh, fuck! OH, FUCK! I'm cumming in your cum, baby. I'm cumming so good."

Kathleen's body twisted and turned on her lover's cock for several minutes as her head thrashed back and forth. She finally finished climaxing and collapsed forward against her lover, mashing her lips against his. His hands moved from her ass to her tits and played with her nipples. They kissed and cuddled as they dropped down from their orgasmic highs. Kathleen cooed, "Oh Brad. That was marvelous. I've feel like I been thoroughly fucked to the deepest depths of my body. I knew I could take all of that monster cock you are so proud of!"

"Fuck, baby. You took it all. I don't fucking believe it."

One last time, Kathleen began to slide slowly off the black cock. The fucking tool still looked hard as it slid out of her love tunnel. I watched, amazed, as eight, ten, twelve inches, slid out without the cock head appearing. Finally, at what looked like fourteen inches, the cock head popped out of Kathleen's stretched cunt. Several large gobs of cum mixed with pussy juice and blood dropped out of the gapping hole that was Kathleen's pussy , down the stud's shaft, and splattered against his balls and thighs. His black hands lifted Kathleen's ass up and off to the side. Kathleen's knees slid off the sofa and her feet touched the floor. She stood up very slowly, on wobbly legs, slightly bow-legged.

Kathleen turned slowly and saw me for the first time. "Hi honey. This is Brad. My new handyman."

"So I saw, baby. So I saw. Hello Brad. How was my wife?"

"Shit, man. She said you were cool about her fucking around. She is the best pussy I've ever had!"

Kathleen walked over, naked except for the black garter belt, nylons, and heels. She wrapped her arms around me and gave me a deep kiss. "Welcome home, baby. Did you see much?"

"I saw enough to realize that your pussy is going to be pretty stretched out for any more love making tonight!"

"Oh, honey. There's still my mouth and ass."

Kathleen groped my balls. "I promise you won't be disappointed."

Brad stood up and stretched. The monster black cock, semi-flaccid, hung down a good ten inches. Kathleen turned and walked back towards Brad. She knelt in front of him and pulled his cock to her lips. She began to lick the pussy juice, cum, and blood off his cock. Her tongue moved down and slurped in the stringy gobs of cum and juices around his balls. Brad groaned and rolled his eyes at me. "Shit, man. Your wife is just fucking unbelievable."

Kathleen finished her clean-up job. Brad's cock had swelled to near full size again. Kathleen looked up at Brad. "This beautiful black man meat is ready for some more loving. Your cum tasted so good. More, please. Give me more."

Brad groaned and collapsed back on the sofa. Kathleen quickly shifted position and began to suck the head of his cock. She lubed the shaft up with her saliva and proceeded to jerk his cock off with sure, rapid, strokes. She kept the cock head firmly clamped in her mouth.

I quickly ripped my pants off and freed my aching cock. I walked over to Kathleen and grabbed her waist. I slowly lifted her off her knees so her puckered little ass hole was right at cock level. I pushed the head of my cock into the crack of her ass. She wiggled back against me, eager for my cock. The whole time she never paused as she continued to suck and stroke Brad's cock.

I pulled back to get some lubrication. Pussy juice and cum coated her thighs and continued to weep from her cunt. I scooped up some stringy gobs and rubbed the goo on the head of my cock and into Kathleen's ass hole. Then I pushed my cock into her ass. Kathleen braced herself and pushed back. Soon I was buried up to my balls. Kathleen continued to noisily suck Brad's tool as she slowly fucked my cock with her ass.

I started to fuck her ass with fast, deep strokes. Brownish shit juice quickly coated my cock and allowed me to fuck her even faster. Kathleen's body began to orgasm. She momentarily broke the suction lock she had on Brad's cock. "Oh, fuck! That feels so good, baby. I really missed your cock this week."

Kathleen looked up at Brad, "But I found a suitable substitute."

Kathleen ran her tongue around his cock head. She continued to stroke it with her hand as she sucked pre-cum out of the pee hole. Kathleen looked up at Brad. She loves to watch a guy's eyes and face as she sucks his cock. "Umm, lover. This tastes so good. I want your cum in mouth, baby. Cum in my mouth!"

The look of lust on Kathleen's face must have triggered Brad's cum shot. He grabbed Kathleen's head and pulled her face down on his cock. I could hear Kathleen gagging as Brad forced his large cock head down the back of her throat. He was sending his seed directly to Kathleen's belly. As he came, he relaxed back against the sofa, releasing Kathleen's head. She quickly bobbed up on his cock so as to catch the last few squirts in her mouth. She truly loves the taste of cum.

Kathleen noisily sucked and slurped the last strings of cum out of Brad's cock. The noisy, lewd display was all I could take and I felt my balls start to spew cum in Kathleen's bowels. Kathleen felt the first spasm of my cock and quickly rearranged herself so as to catch my copious ejaculate in her mouth. She pulled my eight-inch cock all the way in her throat and took my next couple of shots directly down her throat. Then she slid her lips back up my cock, squeegeeing her shit juice into her mouth. Kathleen took my last blasts across her tongue. She looked up at me with her large green eyes and smiled. She opened her mouth and swirled my cum and her brownish shit juice around for me to see before swallowing. She sucked the last few drips of cum from my cock and then stood up.

Kathleen wrapper her arms around me and mashed her tits against my chest. My cock rubbed against her belly and the lace of her garter belt. "Welcome home, honey. I really missed you."

Kathleen shivered and giggled. There was a soft "plop". A large gob of cum had dripped out of Kathleen's cunt and dropped to the carpet.

"Brad, you naughty boy. After the fucking that cock of yours gave me, it'll take a week for all the cum to work it's way out from way up where you put it.

"Baby, I sure don't recollect you complainin' any while I was making the deposits."

Kathleen laughed, "Nope."

Brad stood up. Kathleen hugged him and gazed up into his eyes. Her hand lovingly stroked his massive black manhood, pausing to play with his balls. "You're welcome here anytime, baby. Anytime."

"Baby, you were the best fuck of my entire life. You can bet I'll get back here pretty regular!"

Brad dressed and quickly left with one last hug from Kathleen.

She turned to me, "Well, I'm going to clean up. Where are we going for dinner?"

Re:you're not going to find a canned solution...

On: Converting an Exchange Userbase to Unix?

The action in the bedroom was still hot as the three men outside watched and Tommy was in the process of getting his first blow job from a guy.

Sgt. Bullock was now on the bed on his back with his legs spread wide as he had gotten the Mayor's dick hard enough and wet enough for a good plowing. His love hole eagerly accepted the Mayor's dick as it slid in.

"What do you think of your old man now" queried the Sheriff as John was now greedily gulping down Tommy dick.

"I can't believe what I am seeing".

"What can't you believe. That your father is getting it up the ass or that you are gitting you dick sucked and liking it".

"I am not liking it. It is just that"

"Just that you like gitting your dicked sucked by a big strong man. Hell you know you want you dad to do it. So just cut the shit".

"That's not true. I don't like this. I don't like what I see in the bedroom".

"Just keep watching maybe they will do something that you do like".

The Mayor now had Frank Bullock by the ankles and was holding his legs straight up in the air as he plunged forth with his hard man meat. It was obvious, by the expression on his face, that Sgt. Bullock was enjoying what was happening and that he had not been forced to do it which is what Tommy wanted to believe.

"The Mayor must have black mailed my dad to do that. He wouldn't do it willingly" said Tommy.

"The hell he wouldn't. You hear him complaining? No. Listen close enough you might hear him begging for mo".

The Mayor now lifted Sgt. Bullock's ass of the bed while still holding his ankles as he plowed down with his cock. Neither man knew that they was being watch nor did they care. Tommy could just get a glimpse of the expression on his father's face as he lay on his back and received the Mayor's dick. The Sgt. had his eyes closed and his head thrashed from side to side as the Mayor rammed his man meat home. Sgt. Bullock reached around to grab the Mayor's ass as he thrust forward. He wanted more and Tommy knew it although he was still not willing to admit it.

"Calm down" said the Sheriff.

"Down shoot to soon. Let John enjoy your dick for a while longer".

"I don't like this" said Tommy.

"I know you said that befo'e. Yo dick would suggest otherwise. Just relax and enjoy. I don't care whether you say you like it or not. We both know the truth".

John sucked on the big football player as expertly as he could, being careful not to extract the young man's load too soon. Big Daddy reached down to play with Tommy's balls. He squeezed a little to slow the cum from filling Tommy's balls so that he would not shoot too soon. Big Daddy knew all the tricks.

Meanwhile the Mayor had rolled Sgt. Bullock onto his stomach and proceed to again push his hard dick into Frank's waiting hole. He wrapped his arms around Frank near his armpits so as to gain leverage so that he could thrust forward harder. Frank was enjoying the pounding as much as the Mayor was. The smacking sound of naked flesh meeting naked flesh was getting louder. The two men started to sweat a little as the action continued.

"I know Tommy you don't have to say it. You don't like seeing your old man on his stomach gitting it up the ass. Look how the Mayor is holding down that ex Marine, All State football player. That wimpy Mayor is stronger than he looks" said the Sheriff with a hint of smirk on his face and a lot of sarcasm in his voice.

Tommy had no words in rebuttal as he could barely speak. John had the young college football player's dick completely under his control. John had learned a few tricks from Big Daddy as how to get a man very close without his going over the edge. Tommy was so close he could feel it but so could John and he took the necessary action so that the young man would not shoot his load to soon.

The action in the bedroom had yet again that a different turn. The Sgt. was now on his elbows and knees in the well known doggy position. The Mayor was behind him thrusting his hard meat up the Sgt. rear in a slow deliberate fashion.

"No wonder they call your dad Bulldog" joked the Sheriff.

But Tommy was too busy to hear what he had said as he now had John by the ears and was happily thrusting his cock into John's sucking mouth. John did not care as he sucked the entire length of the big college football player's meat down his throat. All nine inches. All hard, cum filled nine inches. Tommy had completely lost track of what was going on in the bedroom.

Big Daddy being one not wanting to be excluded from the action played with the young man's nipples as John sucked greedily. The Sheriff removed one of Tommy's hands from John's ears and placed it on his dick. The young man felt the Sheriff's hard dick through his pants. The Sheriff was somewhat surprised that the young man did not pull his hand away and even went a little further squeezed Big Daddy's fat man meat.

Big Daddy used his other hand to push John head all the way down to the base of Tommy's dick and held it there. The young man was enjoying he attention. Big Daddy kept the action going. Playing with Tommy's nipples, stroking his balls.

Tommy's upper body really began to relax as he threw his head back and really began to force his meat down John's throat. Tommy instinctively knew that John liked to have a hard piece of meat pushed down his throat with great force.

Both John and Big Daddy knew that Tommy was rapidly approaching the point of no return where he would not be able to hold back any longer nor would they be able to hold him back. Meanwhile the action in the bedroom was approaching a similar state.

The Mayor started to pant as he thrust his dick forward again and again into Sgt. Bullock's warm love hole. The Sgt. eagerly received the hard piece of meat as the Mayor thrust forward. Frank pushed his ass back to meet the forward thrust from the Mayor. Both men were not sweating as the action on the bed was ready to reach a climax.

The Sgt. could hear extremely heavy breathing from behind him as the Mayor continued. He could further feel the Mayor's dick expand a little. Then all of a sudden the Mayor dick expanded to the point that the Sgt. knew he was about to receive a steady stream of warm cum juice up his love hole. The Mayor pushed in and out ever faster. His dick expanded and was ready to shoot. Just as he was about to release his load one of his thrusts was so wild that his dick came out of the Sgt.'s warm hole. Just as it did the Mayor released his load. With a loud grunt he shot his warm load onto the Sgt.'s back. He could not control his moments enough to re insert his dick so he just let it went. Stream after stream of very warm cum juice shot onto the Sgt.'s back. Frank Bullock did not mind. Did not mind at all.

Re:fax-something-unique-to-8889771577 ?

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Re:Why not?

On: I Believe You Have My Stapler

you should love this then!

We first met, of all places, in a taco place. Only a block from the university, the place was packed to the rafters with college students there for the cheap tacos and draft beer they served. I saw her walk in, her short, trim body and long light brown hair catching my eye immediately. I admired her legs, shown off by a brief miniskirt, and the firm roundness of her ass as she walked to the counter and placed her order, before returning my attention to my tacos and beer.

The next time I noticed her, she was standing in the aisle, tray in hand, looking for a place to sit. It seemed that every table in the place was occupied. I was nearly through anyway, so, expecting her to say no, I invited her to join me at my table.

My reward was a radiant smile as she sat across from me in the tiny booth. We introduced ourselves, and made small talk while we ate. Like me, she was a college student, and, though our majors were worlds apart, we found campus news to talk about. We were soon joking like two old friends and drinking another beer.

The talk turned to dating, men, women, sex, parties, all the important things to college students, and the beer flowed freely. Then I stopped a joke in mid-sentence as she caught me totally off guard. A sudden sensation of pleasure made me look down to see her shapely, stocking-clad foot massaging the growing bulge in my pants. "Want to take a drive?" she asked. We left, getting into her shiny new sports car. She explained that it had been an early graduation present from her folks as she shifted smoothly through the gears. With each action of her foot on the clutch, her miniskirt rose higher and higher up her thigh, until I could clearly see the tops of her stockings and a hint of blue lace garters. Her blouse drooped open slightly between the buttons, just enough that I could tell that her bra matched the garters.

I casually let a hand rest on her shapely thigh, just to see her reaction. To my surprise, she placed her hand on mine, drawing it slowly higher and higher up her leg, until it was high enough that it was obvious she wore no panties. Her pubic hair was long, thick and soft, and my probing fingers soon discovered that her lips were swollen and wet. She moaned softly and licked her lips as my fingers found her clit, and she downshifted, turning into a park that runs along the river.

She pulled the car up under a railroad bridge that offered a little shade and blocked the view of her car from the road. After stopping the engine and adjusting the radio, she turned to me and we kissed, a long, wet, delicious kiss, my fingers still massaging her clit while she raked her long fingernails gently against the hard bulge in my pants.

We finally broke the kiss, and she leaned back in her seat. Her eyes never left mine as she slowly, oh, so slowly, unbuttoned her silk blouse. Finally, she pulled it open, and I saw for the first time her gorgeous breasts, encased in a filmy blue bra. A tiny tatoo of a rose adorned the top of her left breast above the bra, and my lips found that spot, kissing and licking, as her nipples grew stiff in my palm. I pulled the bra out of the way, with her helping, and took her nipple into my mouth, sucking and gently rasping my teeth against it. She moaned, gasped, and arched her hips, pressing her perfect tit into my mouth. Suddenly, she pushed me away, pushing me back in my seat, and started to undo my jeans. I tried to help, but she just pushed my hands away, telling me with her eyes to let her do it.

I raised my hips slightly to let her slide my jeans down past my knees, and she seemed amused at my lack of underwear. Leaning forward, her long, soft hair caressed my cock and balls for a moment, then I gasped as she slowly sucked the entire length of my raging hard-on, so gently she was barely touching it, until her nose was right up against my balls. She applied a little more pressure as she slowly slid her lips back up the length, then inhaled me again, moving onto her knees in her seat to get more comfortable. Over and over with maddening slowness her mouth travelled the length of my cock while my hand caressed her ass and pussy lips.

She hit the lever for my seat, and I reclined fully. Soon her knees were on the headrest on either side of my head, and I was enjoying the taste and smell of her pussy as she continued to suck my swollen cock. She was as turned on as I was, I guess, because in minutes she was shuddering with orgasm, gasping and moaning around my cock while she ground her pussy into my mouth.

She moved again, straddling me, and guided my stiff dick into her pussy. She was so tight! It was like fucking a virgin as she slid up and down on my rod. As we got closer and closer to cumming, she began to rock her hips, grinding our pubic bones together while she massaged my rock-hard cock with her incredible muscle control. Her orgasms were like a string of little firecrackers going off, each one a little bigger and a little stronger. Finally I could stand no more, and I grabbed her by the hips, arching up into her, and with a loud groan, I exploded. Her eyes fluttered shut and she came violently as my hot seed splashed against her insides, and she collapsed on my chest, her spasming pussy milking the last drops of my cum from my wilting cock.

I never saw her again after that day, but I'll always get hard thinking of her!

Re:Office Space creates Anarchy

On: I Believe You Have My Stapler

We first met, of all places, in a taco place. Only a block from the university, the place was packed to the rafters with college students there for the cheap tacos and draft beer they served. I saw her walk in, her short, trim body and long light brown hair catching my eye immediately. I admired her legs, shown off by a brief miniskirt, and the firm roundness of her ass as she walked to the counter and placed her order, before returning my attention to my tacos and beer.

The next time I noticed her, she was standing in the aisle, tray in hand, looking for a place to sit. It seemed that every table in the place was occupied. I was nearly through anyway, so, expecting her to say no, I invited her to join me at my table.

My reward was a radiant smile as she sat across from me in the tiny booth. We introduced ourselves, and made small talk while we ate. Like me, she was a college student, and, though our majors were worlds apart, we found campus news to talk about. We were soon joking like two old friends and drinking another beer.

The talk turned to dating, men, women, sex, parties, all the important things to college students, and the beer flowed freely. Then I stopped a joke in mid-sentence as she caught me totally off guard. A sudden sensation of pleasure made me look down to see her shapely, stocking-clad foot massaging the growing bulge in my pants. "Want to take a drive?" she asked. We left, getting into her shiny new sports car. She explained that it had been an early graduation present from her folks as she shifted smoothly through the gears. With each action of her foot on the clutch, her miniskirt rose higher and higher up her thigh, until I could clearly see the tops of her stockings and a hint of blue lace garters. Her blouse drooped open slightly between the buttons, just enough that I could tell that her bra matched the garters.

I casually let a hand rest on her shapely thigh, just to see her reaction. To my surprise, she placed her hand on mine, drawing it slowly higher and higher up her leg, until it was high enough that it was obvious she wore no panties. Her pubic hair was long, thick and soft, and my probing fingers soon discovered that her lips were swollen and wet. She moaned softly and licked her lips as my fingers found her clit, and she downshifted, turning into a park that runs along the river.

She pulled the car up under a railroad bridge that offered a little shade and blocked the view of her car from the road. After stopping the engine and adjusting the radio, she turned to me and we kissed, a long, wet, delicious kiss, my fingers still massaging her clit while she raked her long fingernails gently against the hard bulge in my pants.

We finally broke the kiss, and she leaned back in her seat. Her eyes never left mine as she slowly, oh, so slowly, unbuttoned her silk blouse. Finally, she pulled it open, and I saw for the first time her gorgeous breasts, encased in a filmy blue bra. A tiny tatoo of a rose adorned the top of her left breast above the bra, and my lips found that spot, kissing and licking, as her nipples grew stiff in my palm. I pulled the bra out of the way, with her helping, and took her nipple into my mouth, sucking and gently rasping my teeth against it. She moaned, gasped, and arched her hips, pressing her perfect tit into my mouth. Suddenly, she pushed me away, pushing me back in my seat, and started to undo my jeans. I tried to help, but she just pushed my hands away, telling me with her eyes to let her do it.

I raised my hips slightly to let her slide my jeans down past my knees, and she seemed amused at my lack of underwear. Leaning forward, her long, soft hair caressed my cock and balls for a moment, then I gasped as she slowly sucked the entire length of my raging hard-on, so gently she was barely touching it, until her nose was right up against my balls. She applied a little more pressure as she slowly slid her lips back up the length, then inhaled me again, moving onto her knees in her seat to get more comfortable. Over and over with maddening slowness her mouth travelled the length of my cock while my hand caressed her ass and pussy lips.

She hit the lever for my seat, and I reclined fully. Soon her knees were on the headrest on either side of my head, and I was enjoying the taste and smell of her pussy as she continued to suck my swollen cock. She was as turned on as I was, I guess, because in minutes she was shuddering with orgasm, gasping and moaning around my cock while she ground her pussy into my mouth.

She moved again, straddling me, and guided my stiff dick into her pussy. She was so tight! It was like fucking a virgin as she slid up and down on my rod. As we got closer and closer to cumming, she began to rock her hips, grinding our pubic bones together while she massaged my rock-hard cock with her incredible muscle control. Her orgasms were like a string of little firecrackers going off, each one a little bigger and a little stronger. Finally I could stand no more, and I grabbed her by the hips, arching up into her, and with a loud groan, I exploded. Her eyes fluttered shut and she came violently as my hot seed splashed against her insides, and she collapsed on my chest, her spasming pussy milking the last drops of my cum from my wilting cock.

I never saw her again after that day, but I'll always get hard thinking of her!

Re:I, I, I, I....

On: I Believe You Have My Stapler

We first met, of all places, in a taco place. Only a block from the university, the place was packed to the rafters with college students there for the cheap tacos and draft beer they served. I saw her walk in, her short, trim body and long light brown hair catching my eye immediately. I admired her legs, shown off by a brief miniskirt, and the firm roundness of her ass as she walked to the counter and placed her order, before returning my attention to my tacos and beer.

The next time I noticed her, she was standing in the aisle, tray in hand, looking for a place to sit. It seemed that every table in the place was occupied. I was nearly through anyway, so, expecting her to say no, I invited her to join me at my table.

My reward was a radiant smile as she sat across from me in the tiny booth. We introduced ourselves, and made small talk while we ate. Like me, she was a college student, and, though our majors were worlds apart, we found campus news to talk about. We were soon joking like two old friends and drinking another beer.

The talk turned to dating, men, women, sex, parties, all the important things to college students, and the beer flowed freely. Then I stopped a joke in mid-sentence as she caught me totally off guard. A sudden sensation of pleasure made me look down to see her shapely, stocking-clad foot massaging the growing bulge in my pants. "Want to take a drive?" she asked. We left, getting into her shiny new sports car. She explained that it had been an early graduation present from her folks as she shifted smoothly through the gears. With each action of her foot on the clutch, her miniskirt rose higher and higher up her thigh, until I could clearly see the tops of her stockings and a hint of blue lace garters. Her blouse drooped open slightly between the buttons, just enough that I could tell that her bra matched the garters.

I casually let a hand rest on her shapely thigh, just to see her reaction. To my surprise, she placed her hand on mine, drawing it slowly higher and higher up her leg, until it was high enough that it was obvious she wore no panties. Her pubic hair was long, thick and soft, and my probing fingers soon discovered that her lips were swollen and wet. She moaned softly and licked her lips as my fingers found her clit, and she downshifted, turning into a park that runs along the river.

She pulled the car up under a railroad bridge that offered a little shade and blocked the view of her car from the road. After stopping the engine and adjusting the radio, she turned to me and we kissed, a long, wet, delicious kiss, my fingers still massaging her clit while she raked her long fingernails gently against the hard bulge in my pants.

We finally broke the kiss, and she leaned back in her seat. Her eyes never left mine as she slowly, oh, so slowly, unbuttoned her silk blouse. Finally, she pulled it open, and I saw for the first time her gorgeous breasts, encased in a filmy blue bra. A tiny tatoo of a rose adorned the top of her left breast above the bra, and my lips found that spot, kissing and licking, as her nipples grew stiff in my palm. I pulled the bra out of the way, with her helping, and took her nipple into my mouth, sucking and gently rasping my teeth against it. She moaned, gasped, and arched her hips, pressing her perfect tit into my mouth. Suddenly, she pushed me away, pushing me back in my seat, and started to undo my jeans. I tried to help, but she just pushed my hands away, telling me with her eyes to let her do it.

I raised my hips slightly to let her slide my jeans down past my knees, and she seemed amused at my lack of underwear. Leaning forward, her long, soft hair caressed my cock and balls for a moment, then I gasped as she slowly sucked the entire length of my raging hard-on, so gently she was barely touching it, until her nose was right up against my balls. She applied a little more pressure as she slowly slid her lips back up the length, then inhaled me again, moving onto her knees in her seat to get more comfortable. Over and over with maddening slowness her mouth travelled the length of my cock while my hand caressed her ass and pussy lips.

She hit the lever for my seat, and I reclined fully. Soon her knees were on the headrest on either side of my head, and I was enjoying the taste and smell of her pussy as she continued to suck my swollen cock. She was as turned on as I was, I guess, because in minutes she was shuddering with orgasm, gasping and moaning around my cock while she ground her pussy into my mouth.

She moved again, straddling me, and guided my stiff dick into her pussy. She was so tight! It was like fucking a virgin as she slid up and down on my rod. As we got closer and closer to cumming, she began to rock her hips, grinding our pubic bones together while she massaged my rock-hard cock with her incredible muscle control. Her orgasms were like a string of little firecrackers going off, each one a little bigger and a little stronger. Finally I could stand no more, and I grabbed her by the hips, arching up into her, and with a loud groan, I exploded. Her eyes fluttered shut and she came violently as my hot seed splashed against her insides, and she collapsed on my chest, her spasming pussy milking the last drops of my cum from my wilting cock.

I never saw her again after that day, but I'll always get hard thinking of her!

Re:Red stapler

On: I Believe You Have My Stapler

We first met, of all places, in a taco place. Only a block from the university, the place was packed to the rafters with college students there for the cheap tacos and draft beer they served. I saw her walk in, her short, trim body and long light brown hair catching my eye immediately. I admired her legs, shown off by a brief miniskirt, and the firm roundness of her ass as she walked to the counter and placed her order, before returning my attention to my tacos and beer.

The next time I noticed her, she was standing in the aisle, tray in hand, looking for a place to sit. It seemed that every table in the place was occupied. I was nearly through anyway, so, expecting her to say no, I invited her to join me at my table.

My reward was a radiant smile as she sat across from me in the tiny booth. We introduced ourselves, and made small talk while we ate. Like me, she was a college student, and, though our majors were worlds apart, we found campus news to talk about. We were soon joking like two old friends and drinking another beer.

The talk turned to dating, men, women, sex, parties, all the important things to college students, and the beer flowed freely. Then I stopped a joke in mid-sentence as she caught me totally off guard. A sudden sensation of pleasure made me look down to see her shapely, stocking-clad foot massaging the growing bulge in my pants. "Want to take a drive?" she asked. We left, getting into her shiny new sports car. She explained that it had been an early graduation present from her folks as she shifted smoothly through the gears. With each action of her foot on the clutch, her miniskirt rose higher and higher up her thigh, until I could clearly see the tops of her stockings and a hint of blue lace garters. Her blouse drooped open slightly between the buttons, just enough that I could tell that her bra matched the garters.

I casually let a hand rest on her shapely thigh, just to see her reaction. To my surprise, she placed her hand on mine, drawing it slowly higher and higher up her leg, until it was high enough that it was obvious she wore no panties. Her pubic hair was long, thick and soft, and my probing fingers soon discovered that her lips were swollen and wet. She moaned softly and licked her lips as my fingers found her clit, and she downshifted, turning into a park that runs along the river.

She pulled the car up under a railroad bridge that offered a little shade and blocked the view of her car from the road. After stopping the engine and adjusting the radio, she turned to me and we kissed, a long, wet, delicious kiss, my fingers still massaging her clit while she raked her long fingernails gently against the hard bulge in my pants.

We finally broke the kiss, and she leaned back in her seat. Her eyes never left mine as she slowly, oh, so slowly, unbuttoned her silk blouse. Finally, she pulled it open, and I saw for the first time her gorgeous breasts, encased in a filmy blue bra. A tiny tatoo of a rose adorned the top of her left breast above the bra, and my lips found that spot, kissing and licking, as her nipples grew stiff in my palm. I pulled the bra out of the way, with her helping, and took her nipple into my mouth, sucking and gently rasping my teeth against it. She moaned, gasped, and arched her hips, pressing her perfect tit into my mouth. Suddenly, she pushed me away, pushing me back in my seat, and started to undo my jeans. I tried to help, but she just pushed my hands away, telling me with her eyes to let her do it.

I raised my hips slightly to let her slide my jeans down past my knees, and she seemed amused at my lack of underwear. Leaning forward, her long, soft hair caressed my cock and balls for a moment, then I gasped as she slowly sucked the entire length of my raging hard-on, so gently she was barely touching it, until her nose was right up against my balls. She applied a little more pressure as she slowly slid her lips back up the length, then inhaled me again, moving onto her knees in her seat to get more comfortable. Over and over with maddening slowness her mouth travelled the length of my cock while my hand caressed her ass and pussy lips.

She hit the lever for my seat, and I reclined fully. Soon her knees were on the headrest on either side of my head, and I was enjoying the taste and smell of her pussy as she continued to suck my swollen cock. She was as turned on as I was, I guess, because in minutes she was shuddering with orgasm, gasping and moaning around my cock while she ground her pussy into my mouth.

She moved again, straddling me, and guided my stiff dick into her pussy. She was so tight! It was like fucking a virgin as she slid up and down on my rod. As we got closer and closer to cumming, she began to rock her hips, grinding our pubic bones together while she massaged my rock-hard cock with her incredible muscle control. Her orgasms were like a string of little firecrackers going off, each one a little bigger and a little stronger. Finally I could stand no more, and I grabbed her by the hips, arching up into her, and with a loud groan, I exploded. Her eyes fluttered shut and she came violently as my hot seed splashed against her insides, and she collapsed on my chest, her spasming pussy milking the last drops of my cum from my wilting cock.

I never saw her again after that day, but I'll always get hard thinking of her!

Re:michael, you no talent ass-clown...

On: I Believe You Have My Stapler

I'll pay for this!

We first met, of all places, in a taco place. Only a block from the university, the place was packed to the rafters with college students there for the cheap tacos and draft beer they served. I saw her walk in, her short, trim body and long light brown hair catching my eye immediately. I admired her legs, shown off by a brief miniskirt, and the firm roundness of her ass as she walked to the counter and placed her order, before returning my attention to my tacos and beer.

The next time I noticed her, she was standing in the aisle, tray in hand, looking for a place to sit. It seemed that every table in the place was occupied. I was nearly through anyway, so, expecting her to say no, I invited her to join me at my table.

My reward was a radiant smile as she sat across from me in the tiny booth. We introduced ourselves, and made small talk while we ate. Like me, she was a college student, and, though our majors were worlds apart, we found campus news to talk about. We were soon joking like two old friends and drinking another beer.

The talk turned to dating, men, women, sex, parties, all the important things to college students, and the beer flowed freely. Then I stopped a joke in mid-sentence as she caught me totally off guard. A sudden sensation of pleasure made me look down to see her shapely, stocking-clad foot massaging the growing bulge in my pants. "Want to take a drive?" she asked. We left, getting into her shiny new sports car. She explained that it had been an early graduation present from her folks as she shifted smoothly through the gears. With each action of her foot on the clutch, her miniskirt rose higher and higher up her thigh, until I could clearly see the tops of her stockings and a hint of blue lace garters. Her blouse drooped open slightly between the buttons, just enough that I could tell that her bra matched the garters.

I casually let a hand rest on her shapely thigh, just to see her reaction. To my surprise, she placed her hand on mine, drawing it slowly higher and higher up her leg, until it was high enough that it was obvious she wore no panties. Her pubic hair was long, thick and soft, and my probing fingers soon discovered that her lips were swollen and wet. She moaned softly and licked her lips as my fingers found her clit, and she downshifted, turning into a park that runs along the river.

She pulled the car up under a railroad bridge that offered a little shade and blocked the view of her car from the road. After stopping the engine and adjusting the radio, she turned to me and we kissed, a long, wet, delicious kiss, my fingers still massaging her clit while she raked her long fingernails gently against the hard bulge in my pants.

We finally broke the kiss, and she leaned back in her seat. Her eyes never left mine as she slowly, oh, so slowly, unbuttoned her silk blouse. Finally, she pulled it open, and I saw for the first time her gorgeous breasts, encased in a filmy blue bra. A tiny tatoo of a rose adorned the top of her left breast above the bra, and my lips found that spot, kissing and licking, as her nipples grew stiff in my palm. I pulled the bra out of the way, with her helping, and took her nipple into my mouth, sucking and gently rasping my teeth against it. She moaned, gasped, and arched her hips, pressing her perfect tit into my mouth. Suddenly, she pushed me away, pushing me back in my seat, and started to undo my jeans. I tried to help, but she just pushed my hands away, telling me with her eyes to let her do it.

I raised my hips slightly to let her slide my jeans down past my knees, and she seemed amused at my lack of underwear. Leaning forward, her long, soft hair caressed my cock and balls for a moment, then I gasped as she slowly sucked the entire length of my raging hard-on, so gently she was barely touching it, until her nose was right up against my balls. She applied a little more pressure as she slowly slid her lips back up the length, then inhaled me again, moving onto her knees in her seat to get more comfortable. Over and over with maddening slowness her mouth travelled the length of my cock while my hand caressed her ass and pussy lips.

She hit the lever for my seat, and I reclined fully. Soon her knees were on the headrest on either side of my head, and I was enjoying the taste and smell of her pussy as she continued to suck my swollen cock. She was as turned on as I was, I guess, because in minutes she was shuddering with orgasm, gasping and moaning around my cock while she ground her pussy into my mouth.

She moved again, straddling me, and guided my stiff dick into her pussy. She was so tight! It was like fucking a virgin as she slid up and down on my rod. As we got closer and closer to cumming, she began to rock her hips, grinding our pubic bones together while she massaged my rock-hard cock with her incredible muscle control. Her orgasms were like a string of little firecrackers going off, each one a little bigger and a little stronger. Finally I could stand no more, and I grabbed her by the hips, arching up into her, and with a loud groan, I exploded. Her eyes fluttered shut and she came violently as my hot seed splashed against her insides, and she collapsed on my chest, her spasming pussy milking the last drops of my cum from my wilting cock.

I never saw her again after that day, but I'll always get hard thinking of her!

Re:If you never saw the movie...

On: I Believe You Have My Stapler

In Western North Carolina, the Autumn sets in with rapid change. The leaves begin to redden and the wind becomes cold. It was during the Autumn of my
22nd year I first had actual intercourse, and my first anal intercourse.

I'd moved to NC from the west only a year before I met her. She was a tall dark-haired college student with a typical Southern twang. She wasn't
beautiful, but she was pretty and I fell in love with her after studying Chemistry with her.

By that Autumn we'd been dating for a while and had progressed only somewhat to mutual masterbation. I'd not had actual intercourse and she seemed
anxious to be my first. (I was obviously more than willing.)

I came to her place after work one day, she lived fairly far out in the country and the drive was long. I figured we'd study some and maybe mess
around, but had no clue what was in store for me that day.

I was happy to see that her parents weren't home, her father worked in a furniture factory and her mother was a cook at a local school. Her siblings
were also not home, her sister still in High School and her brother a deadbeat.

We began making out as soon as I got there. I'd hardly kicked off my shoes when she said, "I've got something special for you!" I just smiled.

She quickly went into her room and shut the door. I waited, but not so patiently.

When she opened the door I beheld quite an erotic sight. My girlfriend had changed into a white camisole and NOTHING else. She grabbed me by the hand and took me into the attic.

The attic was quite spacious, a window let in plenty of light, her family had recently cleaned it so it was pretty nice. She took a blanket and lay it on the floor. I took control quickly and began kissing her breasts and sucking her nipples.

I slowly made my way down to her pussy and licked it up. I enjoy cunnilingus and took my time making her squirm.

Suddenly she stopped me. She seemed to be pondering something. I wasn't sure what...

"Um..." she said, "have you ever though about anal sex?"

Stunned, I just hemmed and hawed. I wasn't sure what to say.

"Want to try it?" She said quietly.

"Um... sure!" I was more than enthusiastic.

"Ok, but you're gonna have to get me really wet and make sure it's loose." She warned.

She rolled over onto all fours and I began again to lick and suck her pussy. She always got quite wet so I began to move some of the juices up to her
anus. After about 5 minutes of dousing her nether-hole with pussy juice and saliva, I began pushing fingers into her ass.

She seemed really into it. I'd already stripped nude by this time and she was playing with my cock. I used some of the precum to further lubricate her
ass.

Once I had three fingers in her butt, she told me she thought she was ready. The white camisole had slid up around her neck and she had her ass in the
air.

I mounted her, my heart pounding, (my dick too.) I pushed my penis into her ass really slowly, not sure what would happen. The head popped slowly pass
the muscle ring and I was in.

She let out a gasp of pain/pleasure. I asked if I was hurting her and she said "no... but go real slow."

I agreed and spent quite a while slowly burying my cock in her ass and then pulling out. After a few minutes I couldn't stand it any more and began to
pick up the pace.

She lowered herself to the floor, apparently under too much strain to hold herself up. I continued thrusting. I couldn't believe my first intercourse
was anal!

I fucked her ass for several moments, she'd gotten her legs back and was up on her knees again, fingering her clit. The feeling was incredible and it wasn't too long before I couldn't contain my pleasure.

I told her I was going to cum and she told me to do it in her ass, so it wouldn't make a mess. I blew my load in her and lay atop her. She came
quickly after and we both layed down together, there in the attic.

Only a few moments passed when we heard the sound of a car engine.

"Shit!" She said. Jumping up. She wrapped the camisole around her to keep in my cum and looked out the window. "My fucking brother is here!" She hissed.

We both ran down stairs, she ran to her room and I to the bathroom just as her brother came in. They talked a while through the door as I washed off my
cock and got dressed. They said a few words and he went up... to the attic.

Luckly he didn't suspect anything and we got away with it. She didn't realize that she'd made a monster out of me though, and I begged her for
anal sex all the time after that. My first vaginal intercourse happened just a month later, in an freezing cold old house on her property, but that's
another (and a funny, "do you smoke after sex? YES!") story.

We dated for about three years before our differences really tugged. I met someone else and we broke up badly. I moved back our west and spoke to her once later, she's married to a typical redneck jerk and seeing ~other women~ on the side.

During our relationship we had anal sex on rare occasions, it was clear that it was something she didn't -like-, but that she'd give me if I got her
really horny.

I dated other women, but only had anal once with any of them. Its not something I crave, like I did then. There was something about the taboo-ness
of the whole thing that was a big turn-on.

I'm married now, and haven't discussed it with my wife. She made it clear once that it was something too weird for her, and she's a knockout anyway.

Re:You leave me no choice

On: I Believe You Have My Stapler

Man, just look at her. That's my sister in law, Carol. Does she know that I have wanted to suck her tits and slip my cock between her lips for all these years? Sometimes I think she knows; she is, of course, far too straight-laced to let it show, or EVER act upon any feelings (which are probably just in my head anyway). Does she know? Carol is about 45, about 13 years older than I am, but I have wanted to fuck her ever since I first saw her about 15 years ago. Sometimes, if I am at home alone when she happens to call looking for her sister, I will jerk off while I am talking to her! Can she hear my heaving breath when I cum? I have fantasies about going to her house, when her pathetic husband Jim is gone, (The stupid prick! Why does he deserve a woman like that?!) to drive her to a school function.

Did I mention that Carol is a teacher? Yeah, physical education...she is in stunning shape. Anyway, when I reach her house the door is open and a note tells me that she will be ready as quickly as possible. As I enter the house I realize that her husband and kids are gone and she is in her bedroom, dressing. Did she know I would be alone? I can't help myself, as I creep down the hallway toward her bedroom, I can see her shadow on the wall and the outline of her breasts tells me that she isn't very far along in getting dressed. I summon all the courage I have and peek around the door frame and into her bedroom. She is facing away from the door, completely naked! She is just beginning to put on her sheer black hose...they only come up to her thigh...God! I love that! Soon, she has both her luscious legs half covered in the silky black nylons, but she continues to look at the opposite side of the room. Did she know I was there? Then, suddenly... "Are you just going to stare at my ass, or are you going to get over here and fuck it?" YES!!

I practically ran across the room to her and wrapped my arms around her waist, but it was fleeting contact; she turned to face me quickly and slide down to sit on the edge of her bed, her legs spread wide as she pulled me toward her and began unzipping my pants. I couldn't wait for her to get to my cock, so I grabbed by pants and jerked them down past my hips so quickly that my cock bounced against her face and swayed in front of her wet, soft lips. She didn't waste any time sucking my rod deep into her throat and I almost came on the spot! I could not believe that Carol was sucking my cock! There was no teasing... just hard head bobbing and I wasn't going to last long! She popped my cock out of her mouth and said, "Jim..." (suck, suck) "will be..." (suck, suck, suck)..."right back!" Then, she sped up the assault on my cock and I had every intention of blowing my load deep in her throat and on her face, before her husband came back!

Then, she stopped sucking my cock as quickly as she had begun, turned away from me, onto the bed and pushed her ass up toward me. "Fuck my ass, now!" she hissed. How could I say no?? I slid my pants the rest of the way off and climbed up onto the bed and toward that puckered piece of heaven I knew was waiting for me. I could see that her ass was already smeared with lubricant. She knew this was going to happen! "Be gentle..." she whispered, "I have never done this." Wow! I was going to pop a virgin ass that just happened to belong to Carol, who I have been drooling over for years! My cock was touching her asshole, but I hadn't started applying any pressure (Carol was tense and I didn't want to hurt her) when, we suddenly heard her husband's truck coming into the driveway. Damn! I had to get out of her bedroom, quick! But, before I could back down off her bed, Carol slammed back against me and my cock slipped completely into her dark, hot tunnel! Carol screamed as my balls slammed against her pussy and my cock buried to the hilt in her ass. "Fuck it! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass!" I rammed my cock into her ass, over and over until the tight dark hole won and I shot a hot load of cum deep into her bowels! Carol squeezed her ass hard to prevent my cock from sliding out, and grabbed my pants to keep me from backing away from her,but I had to get out of her bedroom quick! I ran back down the hallway, zipping my pants as I went, trying to get to the family room before Jim did, but as I passed a window that looks toward the family garage, I saw Jim in the garage. Did Carol know he wouldn't come right into the house?