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  1. Re:Impress on PowerPoint Makes You Dumb · · Score: 0

    ...yet Open Office Impress copies all these flaws faithfully.
    +1, Inciteful.

  2. Re:just plain silly on PowerPoint Makes You Dumb · · Score: 1

    This is the most insightful post I've seen in the entire story.

  3. Re:Readability Analysis Tools for Slides on PowerPoint Makes You Dumb · · Score: 1

    I thought this was a joke. The point of the whole article is that exactly these sorts of rules dumb down presentations, making it difficult to present complex ideas. I don't know how you expect to address that problem with suggestions like "repetition is good". I like your contrast analysis idea though.

  4. Re:bin laden.. on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1

    I thought it was sarcasm!

  5. Re:Damn it Slashdot is so Australiasian-centric no on New Zealand Shows Music Piracy Boosts Sales · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just don't send us another Paul Hogan, or we'll never look at you again.

  6. Sorry everyone on New Zealand Shows Music Piracy Boosts Sales · · Score: 1

    1) Piracy
    2) ???
    3) Profit!

  7. Re:The rich and famous... on UK To Start Biometric Passport Trials · · Score: 2, Funny

    On a less serious note, if criminals offer to "rearrange your face", you might actually be interested.

  8. Questionable MO on A Return Of The King Review · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...and whose girlfriend couldn't make it to the screening."

    Because you hit her with a cinderblock ?

  9. Re:For God's sake on 3-Button Mice - An Endangered Species? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ASK SLASHDOT to fuck my girldfriend for me?

    If you're girlfriend is an internet server (plausible), that can be arranged.

  10. Re:Under-age Cyberprostitution on Raking Muck In The Sims Online · · Score: 2, Funny

    +1, beverage on keyboard

  11. Re:How is a scroll wheel mouse not a three button? on 3-Button Mice - An Endangered Species? · · Score: 1

    They'll have to pry my Logitech MouseMan out of my cold, dead, hands. Yes, the only picture of it I could find is on a Russian page. I knew I should have bought another one of these to keep as a backup :)

  12. Re:It does work pretty well here. on E-Voting: a Flawed Solution in Search of a Problem · · Score: 1

    8:00pm strikes and within 10 minutes they are already predicting the outcome, and when the National news stations (CBC and CTV) make a prediction they are usually bang on.

    ...because the Liberal party always wins ?

  13. Re:Not impossible: Inevitable on Slashback: Hilbert's, Transgenic, Silicon · · Score: 1

    Clothes are pulled off each other in an optimal fashion.

    If this doesn't win some sort of award, I don't know what can.

  14. Re:Why must my government stymy me again and again on Canadians [Will] Pay Levy on MP3 Players - Updated · · Score: 1

    It's levied against the manufacturer or importer. The consumer never sees it - it's hidden.

  15. Re:Another reason for ridiculous patents on When Good Patents Go Bad · · Score: 1

    We need to have financial incentives in place for people who defeat patents with prior art searches.

    A challenge phase needs to be put in place so that our patent killers (as well as competitors) have a chance to savage a patent with prior art claims before it officially goes on the rolls.


    There's no way you can do both.

  16. Re:A few quick facts on Propeller Arena - Sega's Lost Dreamcast Title? · · Score: 1

    Do people shed a tear when they drive past McDonalds?

    Yes - for poor old Grimace. His untimely death from morbid obesity is an omen for us all.

  17. Re:It's not ludicrous on Rockstar Censors GTA After Haitian Outcry · · Score: 1

    +10^6 Insightful

  18. Re:Not If They Plan Ahead on Nuclear Powered Mission to Jovian Moons · · Score: 1

    Also, how do you sterilise something for space ?

    Plastic wrap. Lots of plastic wrap.

  19. Re:An Overview on XFS Merged into Linux 2.4 · · Score: 1

    Until the SEC investigates, unearthing evidence of fraud which was supposed to have been deleted.

  20. Re:It's a Borg plot! on Australian Researchers Push Near-Broadband IP Over VHF · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nobody goes, because they hear his talk in their head anyway.

  21. Re:Still on The Death Throes of crypt() · · Score: 1

    As I understand it, they searched the output space. Hash functions typically hash multiple inputs to the same value. In a cryptographic hash these multiple values can not be determined in any inexpensive way.

  22. Re:triple crypt lie DES on The Death Throes of crypt() · · Score: 1

    They have a database of all possible hashes. Your scheme would mean that an attacker would have to do three lookups, instead of one.

  23. Re:Programming is Creating... on Outsourcing Winners and Losers · · Score: 1

    I do agree that the profession of project managers (or managers in general) is vastly overrated, both in prestige and in monetary rewards. Or perhaps it's more like technical expertise is underrated...

    If you can outsource all of your coding to India, why not move your project managers there too ? It makes no sense to have a project managed from half way around the world.

    My sense of this is as follows : the people making these decisions are perfectly happy outsourcing or offshoring anything, as long as it's far enough away not to threaten them. They're hypocrits. I mean honestly, how much is the average executive paid, and how much are they worth to the company ? Just because they might _oversee_ millions of dollars of profit, they are exempt from cost/benefit assessment ? A lot of people losing their jobs are getting the line "sure you do good work, but these guys do it so much cheaper". Why should anyone in the company be exempt from that sort of reasoning ?

    You can extend the argument, why not relocate the whole company to India, with small satellite offices for marketing, etc, in the west ? If it's really about "maximizing shareholder value" we'd see an awful lot more of that, wouldn't we ? The fact is, offshoring is about one thing - the trough is running low, so you cut a bunch of lower people off to keep the same amount (or get more) for yourself. It has the nice side-effect of increasing your own relative importance to the company, because there are fewer people around for comparison.

  24. Re:Why binary-only modules? on Linux: the GPL and Binary Modules · · Score: 1

    I think seeing an API would help you uncover limitations in the hardware, and this could potentially help competitors. Honestly, it depends on the market for the hardware. If you're selling a cheap commodity then who cares ? If you're selling $500 graphics cards and coding all of these non-standard "optimizations" for specific programs into your driver, then maybe you have something to hide.

  25. Re:Easily Multiplied Numbers !!?? on RSA-576 Factored · · Score: 1

    I think you were typing on one a minute ago.