All they need is to change their way of doing business. By adopting the microsoft business model, they'll conquer the market!
1) Buy all competing solutions.
2) Now you have a helluva loan to pay back, time to get some customers: "Fund" certain politicians' campains, and in return have them pass a law making it legal for hospitals to force people giving birth in the hospital to buy a Segway in order to take their baby home.
3) Time to expand into the market where they don't belong. Convince everybody that a Segway really is a lot easier to use than a car, and therefore much better.
4) Say that air travel is ruining the economy, and that Segway is the answer.
5) All who travel by train are criminals.
6) Market domination is just about achieved... time to raise the price.
A course in taking pictures
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Someone get this guy a cupon for a course in photography please! (Either he's really bad, or my vision is going at the tender age of 17... NOOOOO!)
Sounds great and all... except Saddam will just add himself to a do-not-email list, and Bush can't send him the "Free Penis Enlargement" 'ads' he sends him every day. Bush will become outraged, and nuke Iraq, and the world will meet its doom. *Sniff sniff - sob*
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All they need is to change their way of doing business. By adopting the microsoft business model, they'll conquer the market! 1) Buy all competing solutions. 2) Now you have a helluva loan to pay back, time to get some customers: "Fund" certain politicians' campains, and in return have them pass a law making it legal for hospitals to force people giving birth in the hospital to buy a Segway in order to take their baby home. 3) Time to expand into the market where they don't belong. Convince everybody that a Segway really is a lot easier to use than a car, and therefore much better. 4) Say that air travel is ruining the economy, and that Segway is the answer. 5) All who travel by train are criminals. 6) Market domination is just about achieved... time to raise the price.
Someone get this guy a cupon for a course in photography please! (Either he's really bad, or my vision is going at the tender age of 17... NOOOOO!)
Sounds great and all... except Saddam will just add himself to a do-not-email list, and Bush can't send him the "Free Penis Enlargement" 'ads' he sends him every day. Bush will become outraged, and nuke Iraq, and the world will meet its doom. *Sniff sniff - sob*
Sorry for posting that... I wrote it before I had heard anything but "contact lost". Post was inproper, sorry.
OMG a conspiracy between Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, that north korean guy, and Cowboy Neal! Ok maybe not so nice to joke about it... but still.
...and still the people of Earth cannot tell the difference between then and than.