Bush, "In examining the recent drastic temperature increases in much of the climate in the North America, we have sufficient evidence to believe this has been the work of individually functioning Al-Qaeda terrorists cells. These elaborate cells have structured 'weather devices' which can cause large shifts in global temperatures.
We must strike now, and wipe out these cells, and take action against countries who harbor these terrorists. We must strike now, and eliminate those countries with people in them. This will prevent all future terrorist attacks. First, Britain!"
"Sir, no, they're an ally."
Bush: "Oh, yes, yes, right. We must strike, France!"
"Sir, why France? We have no quarrel with them either."
Bush: "Yes, right. Well, who else can we attack. Throw me a freakin' bone here.."
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If this little mini "ice age" did happen....
Bush, "In examining the recent drastic temperature increases in much of the climate in the North America, we have sufficient evidence to believe this has been the work of individually functioning Al-Qaeda terrorists cells. These elaborate cells have structured 'weather devices' which can cause large shifts in global temperatures.
We must strike now, and wipe out these cells, and take action against countries who harbor these terrorists. We must strike now, and eliminate those countries with people in them. This will prevent all future terrorist attacks. First, Britain!"
"Sir, no, they're an ally."
Bush: "Oh, yes, yes, right. We must strike, France!"
"Sir, why France? We have no quarrel with them either."
Bush: "Yes, right. Well, who else can we attack. Throw me a freakin' bone here.."