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Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon?

rRaAnNiI writes "Just read an extremely interesting article about the possibility of having a 'little ice age' quite soon - within a decade. The frightening thing is that it makes a lot of sense to me. Does anyone know how to build an igloo?"

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  1. Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by dJCL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, they work great. Being a Canadian, we live throu all extreems of weather, it gets above 40 C and below -40 C where i live, so a little colder just means we have to cuddle up with the women some more.

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    1. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad I don't live in the prairies. It's usually only -10 to 30 where I live (although this year we got to 40).

    2. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny
      a little colder just means we have to cuddle up with the women some more.

      But this is slashdot. I suppose we could cuddle up with the stuffed penguins instead.

    3. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      www.grandshelters.com

    4. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you live on the prairies?? I'm from Winnipeg, and that's pretty much the temperature range there....

    5. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Glytch · · Score: 2

      But everyone knows that Canada is in the Arcticcircle, not the Antarctic. So us Canadians will have to cuddle up to caribou instead as we paddle our ice floes around.

    6. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by jareth780 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I remember watching videos on how to build igloos in elementary school. They're pretty easy, actually!

      1. Make sure the snow is really hard on top, and at least 4' deep. Make sure you're wearing your snow-shoes or you'll fall through!
      2. Use a long, thin, "snow-cutting" saw to cut the snow into curved-rectangular blocks.
      3. Starting at the base, line the outside of the igloo with the blocks, being sure to leave room for a doorway. You'd be surprised how many hosers forget this!
      4. After each layer, have a beer. This only works if you drink Canadian beer. That's MOLSON Canadian, not that "Canadian budweiser" crap. You can rest your beer on the ice blocks to keep it cold.
      5. As you get to the top and can no longer reach high enough to put any more blocks up, just give up. Who needs an entire igloo anyway? That can be your "breathing hole".
      6. It'll still be freezing, because this is Canada, after all. Build a fire inside your igloo.
      7. If your hole isn't big enough, some of the ice on top will melt. This is normal. If your entire igloo melts, it's too warm for igloos right now. Wait until igloo season.
      8. Since there's no power outlet, you won't be able to watch Hockey Night in Canada in your igloo. Go back to your house and watch it there.

      This is what I can remember from grade 3, so don't quote me on anything.

    7. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by ostrich2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      -40C? Is that as cold as -40F?

    8. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by quarter · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure that stuffed penguins are not limited to any one local.

    9. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I recall, -44 is the only poinbt where degress F and degrees C are the same. so -40 should be pretty darn close.

    10. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by dadragon · · Score: 3, Funny

      -40C? Is that as cold as -40F?

      Yes.

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    11. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was reading, I suppose we could cuddle with with our ... instead. I almost read the word "other men". Hehehhe. =)

    12. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how 'bout i cuddle my foot up to your head?

    13. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by StillaCoward · · Score: 1

      You are right. Penquins can be found surprisingly far north, up the African coast....

    14. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2
      No, it's at -40 exactly.

      Fahrenheit = (1.8 x Celsius) + 32

      -40 = (1.8 x -40) + 32

    15. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadian elementary school videos, for the more discerning pre school beer drinkers...

    16. Re:Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Break out the mukluks. The relevant phrase is "We have unequivocal evidence of repeated, large, widespread, abrupt climate changes on Earth." Luck of the draw if you're around when it goes.

  2. News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North America by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The mini ice age is expected to arrive within the next 3 months. But, don't panic. It's a mini ice age and is only expected to last for, perhaps, 4 months.

  3. Not to worry about a mini-iceage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When there's Planet X coming next year.

    1. Re:Not to worry about a mini-iceage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      planet x is always coming next year

  4. Sounds like another... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like yet another "There's an asteroid heading right at us!" scare to me.

  5. My Athlons won' t melt! by Bloody+Bastard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good for overclockers, bad to cooler makers =)

  6. No but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've always been good at writing my name in the snow!

  7. Year without a summer by Trinition · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Abrubt climate changes aren't new. In 1816, there was no summer. Volcanic side effects from the year before blotted out enough light to cause a winterry year.

    1. Re:Year without a summer by feelsinister · · Score: 3, Funny
      In 1816, there was no summer. Volcanic side effects from the year before blotted out enough light to cause a winterry year.
      ...and the UK has been stuck in a permanent winter ever since.
    2. Re:Year without a summer by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2, Informative
      That must be why we need to invade Iraq so desperately. We can stockpile all the oil and use it to stay warm when the blizzard of pure death hits us.

      Wouldn't an entire year without crops have a seriously fucked up effect on our food supply?

      People blamed other people for what happened. The usual suspects were, of course, sinners. But one unusual suspect was the late Benjamin Franklin. Some people believed that Franklin's experiments with lightning rods disrupted heat from the sun.

      But Ben Franklin would still figure into all this; as the man who would help provide an explanation. In 1920 American weather researcher William Humphreys read some writings by Ben Franklin. The statesman wrote about the cold summer of 1783. He blamed volcanic dust coming from Iceland for the drop in temperature. From this Humphreys was able to make the connection between summerless 1816 and the explosion of Mount Tambora.

      Holy shit, Ben's even cooler than I initially thought!
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    3. Re:Year without a summer by Bartab · · Score: 4, Informative


      Wouldn't an entire year without crops have a seriously fucked up effect on our food supply?


      Define 'ours'. If you mean the US, and for only one year, then no. Prices would go up, but more because of a perceived threat than a real one (much like gas prices go up within hours of something happening in the middle east.) The US stockpiles, and let rots generally, a tremendous amount of food. Our exports and handouts would most certainly be affected.

      On the other hand, having a year where every single growing season failed across this entire nation would be .. well, difficult. There are winter crops, we'd just grow more of those if the the article is correct.

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    4. Re:Year without a summer by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Informative

      If the usual suspects were "sinners", then Franklin also being a suspect really isn't all that unusual. He was not well liked by many church leaders, who already considered him heretical because of his tendency to spread inventions to the public that helped them evade "god's wrath". He was already disliked by some for the lightning rod because lightning was viewed as God's rightful wrath, and if it hits your house God must have had a good reason for doing so. Trying to evade the wrath of God via an invention was seen as excessive hubris. (That argument ended when it became apparent that churches also benefitted from having lightning rods installed. It looks bad to keep claiming lightning rods are sinful when churches that install them get destroyed from lightning much less often than churches that don't.)

      A little ice age would not destroy all farmable land. It would just destroy a large amount of it, leaving only the areas nearer to the equator as usable farmland. It would also reduce rainfall, as more of the earth's water is locked up in ice instead of circulating in the rain cycle (or whatever that cycle is called where it rains, runs off to the ocean, evaporates into clouds, rains again. etc)

      An full (not "little) ice age would certainly mess up most of Canada, except for thin strips of land right near the oceans (Vancouver wouldn't be covered, Nova Scotia wouldn't be covered, but everything in-between would be.) Further south, the last ice-ages had glaciers reaching down into northern Michigan and Minnesota, and the southernmost point being an elongated lobe covering most of Wisconsin. Where I live (Madison, WI) was just barely inside the southernmost extent of that lobe, and the effect on the geography was drastic. What was under the glacier got sanded down into smooth gently rolling terrain. What was not under the glacier still looks like it did before - rocky outcroppings, hills with cliffs, rugged and pretty terrain. The difference is drastic. Those things must have been very thick.

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    5. Re:Year without a summer by rainer_d · · Score: 2
      >Wouldn't an entire year without crops have a seriously fucked up effect on our food supply?

      Define 'ours'. If you mean the US, and for only one year, then no. Prices would go up, but more because of a perceived threat than a real one (much like gas prices go up within hours of something happening in the middle east.) The US stockpiles, and let rots generally, a tremendous amount of food. Our exports and handouts would most certainly be affected.

      Don't be too sure of that. The world's crop-surplus is very low actually. You and us in Europe will definitely feel a crop-failure. I've heard numbers that if every single inhabitant of China (PRoC, that is) wanted to eat one more fried chicken per year (if he could afford...), there wouldn't be enough crop to feed these.

      The projected climate-change (which I also consider imminent) will have unforeseeable political and social consequences.

      If it really happens: Pray !

      Rainer

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    6. Re:Year without a summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't call the UK's climate "winter."

      Disclaimer: I'm from Minnesota.

    7. Re:Year without a summer by strictnein · · Score: 2

      Don't be too sure of that. The world's crop-surplus is very low actually.

      Except for in the US, which he was referring to, which has roughly a 2 year surplus.
      Of course, that is a grain surplus and not a fruit/vegetable/meat/dairy surplus which is much more important for ones diet.

    8. Re:Year without a summer by azav · · Score: 1

      Two years? I heard only two weeks. Might be imporrant to find out.

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    9. Re:Year without a summer by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Hmm... so that must be why they call it General Tso's Chicken: The privileged general gets the meat (MMmmmmm...), and the proles get the rice (w/o soy sauce! the horror!) ;)

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    10. Re:Year without a summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .....two weeks is catastrophically low, enough for nations to declare a state of emergency and impose civilian rationing rules. Britain during the worst part of WW2 (just prior to US intervention) dropped as low as four weeks of food supplies.

      I'm not sure about the exact figures, but two years sounds a lot more reasonable - after all, here in the States we PAY farmers to not grow food. If all the farmers produced food at their maximum capacity the world grain market would bottom out.

    11. Re:Year without a summer by schmaltz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you mean the US, and for only one year, then no.

      Can you qualify that with actual information?

      Working in a previous life as a software development manager at a major produce distributor, I can tell you the pipeline from farm to stomach is measured in days. Some stocks have maybe a season's buffer; for instance frozen orange juice and wheat. Corn gets stored, but the amount and duration varies from producer to distributer to processor.

      The U.S. is more grasshopper than ant. Stockpiles are due to overproduction and market strategy rather than actual preparedness -they are not intentional stockpiles against production interruption. I expect there'd be widespread pandemonium, not just from 'perceived threat', but actual disruption of the entire supply chain that is feeding over 300,000,000 people in the U.S. alone.

      What stockpile we do have will probably move quickly. It's very unclear just what percent the U.S.'s "stockpiled" food store is -is it a fraction of the daily, weekly, monthly or annual need? Hard to tell. I imagine the military would get by for a time, but your typical city person, being at the far end of the longer chains, will have a hard time getting their hands on supplies.

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    12. Re:Year without a summer by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      At least in wealthier nations, I would expect bans on some polutants to go out the window. Coal burning would rise dramatically to generate heat and electricity. Assuming nations could still buy oil at sane rates, millions would turn their dead or dying backyards into greenhouses using plastic. burn some coal in there would warm the place and generate CO2, great for plants. True there'd be massive malnutrition, but at least people would get some fruits and vegetables.

    13. Re:Year without a summer by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      What stockpile we do have will probably move quickly. It's very unclear just what percent the U.S.'s "stockpiled" food store is -is it a fraction of the daily, weekly, monthly or annual need? Hard to tell. I imagine the military would get by for a time, but your typical city person, being at the far end of the longer chains, will have a hard time getting their hands on supplies.

      You're apparantly lacking understanding of what "matter of national security" means.

      Assuming that there was a massive crop failure, the federal government--and the military--would take steps to feed the American public, up to and including invading some other country, if necessary.

      We no doubt have a food surplus that could last us--and only us--at least one year. It wouldn't be GOOD, and it very well might not be CHEAP, but it would be food.

      As I understand it, the grain stockpile is a government (military) reserve, just like the oil stockpile. You'll never see it in the industry unless you're selling to it, but that doesn't mean that it's not there.

    14. Re:Year without a summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We no doubt have a food surplus that could last us--and only us--at least one year.

      What happens to the rest of the world, especially those who depend on the US for food?

      I wonder how China and India would fare? It sounds like Europe would be impacted early on.

      "will trade nukes for food"???

      Is this being made into a movie yet? Video game? With flesh eating zombies? Linux version?

    15. Re:Year without a summer by danbeck · · Score: 0

      If the usual suspects were "sinners", then Franklin also being a suspect really isn't all that unusual. He was not well liked by many church leaders, who already considered him heretical because of his tendency to spread inventions to the public that helped them evade "god's wrath".

      Got any quotes or references for this? I take offence at the idea that "many" of the church leaders didn't like Franklin's inventive side because they felt it was God's sole purpose to run around and punish the hell out of people.. literally.

    16. Re:Year without a summer by LatJoor · · Score: 4, Interesting
      At least in wealthier nations, I would expect bans on some polutants to go out the window. Coal burning would rise dramatically to generate heat and electricity.


      Demand for natural gas would go up. However, I wonder if power consumption would really rise, considering that our peak energy usage in the US is actually during the summer, due to air conditioning.
    17. Re:Year without a summer by cmuncey · · Score: 2

      Actually it is not. Food stockpiles, sometimes called reserves or holdbacks, are created to help control prices on certain commodities. Farmers (or anyone else making or growing certain kinds of commodities) have an increased risk of bankruptcy in years of very high and very low production. In the big years, the price goes in the dumper and they can't recover their costs. In the bad years, they are more likely to have lost their crop, and the same thing occurs.

      A reserve program holds a certain proportion of a year's crop in storage (when that is feasible) off the market to suppor the price, and then sells it to cover storage costs in a year with a better market, distributing the rest of the reciepts to those farmers who contributed to the reserve -- at least in theory. Many of these programs have been curtailed, and none of them were run by the military, unless you count warehousing old cases of MRE's.

    18. Re:Year without a summer by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "Assuming that there was a massive crop failure, the federal government--and the military--would take steps to feed the American public, up to and including invading some other country, if necessary."

      Interesting point. I imagine that we certainly would invade mexico and steal their food but I wonder what the longer term effects of starving out the population of mexico would be on the US economy.

      For example I don't think we could effectively seal off the borders and they would come into the country to try and get food. Even if we could seal the borders and starve them to death who would take care of all the work migrants do now?

      Interesting scenario I'd say. What reamins to be seen in this scenario is at what point would the US decide to steal food rather then pay higher prices. I would imagine that at first we would try to actually buy food but eventually we would kill to get it if the price was too high.

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    19. Re:Year without a summer by cravian · · Score: 1


      A year without a growing season would be a positive boom for the farmers in Europe... with the absurd Common Agricultural Policy and the subsidies given to farmers who grow *nothing* they'd all become millionaires and retire!

      Then, a year later, that's when we'd all starve as there would be no-one growing food...

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    20. Re:Year without a summer by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      Demand would go up. Sadly, supply won't...

      Future Gas production

      Amid the greenhouse debate, no one seems to be noticing the fact that nature is going to implement Kyoto for us. Good for the environment, bad for those of us who like cars and electricity.

    21. Re:Year without a summer by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Two years? I heard only two weeks. Might be imporrant to find out.

      Two weeks? I don't believe there are more than 5% of households
      in North America that don't have more than two weeks' worth of
      food sitting around the house, in the form of frozen dinners,
      canned goods, frozen meat and vegitables, and whatnot. Typical
      is more like a month -- already in the home. As far as what is
      sitting in warehouses and so forth, I don't have any trouble
      believing two years. However, we'd run out of certain things
      quickly.

      North America could weather a year of no crops (_no_ crops, not
      just heavily reduced crops) without starving anybody from North
      America to death. I'm certain of it. (For the pedantic, I'm
      counting Mexico with Central America; the ecconomy there is unlike
      the US and Canada in every way.) It would hurt, though, and there
      are places overseas that would hurt more because of the food we'd
      be eating that they consequently wouldn't be eating. Third-world
      tropical areas would be hit hardest and soonest.

      Yes, even if the problem is global cooling, tropical areas would
      still be hit hardest. They have more people, less surplus in the
      best of times, less infrastructure, less stockpiled, poorer soil,
      less livestock, less natural herbiage for the livestock to eat, less
      money (good for buying up the now very expensive commercial fish crop
      and whatever else might be left), fewer technological resources for
      improvising (e.g., burning tonnes of fossil fuels to run hundreds of
      thousands of heat lamps to grow crops expensively indoors, possibly
      making sugar in labs either synthetically or by harnessing bacteria
      in some way, or whatever -- somebody would think of something in a
      year's time), and in general fewer resources of almost every kind.
      If there were no crops for a second year, I don't know what would
      happen, but I'm sure it would be unpleasant. I don't know if there
      is any place on earth that could weather a third year of global
      famine.

      Incidentally, a global famine is predicted in the Revelation of
      Jesus Christ. Interestingly, it is predicted that the prices of
      wine and olive oil don't change, but grain becomes unaffordable
      (as in, a day's wages for a quart of wheat). (For the curious,
      this is the third seal, see 6:5-6.) However, this falls short
      of no crops worldwide and is actually small potatoes compared to
      some of the other unpleasant things predicted in the book. It
      is later, for example, that the sun is blotted out over a third
      of the earth (presumably due to something in the atmosphere).

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    22. Re:Year without a summer by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > If the usual suspects were "sinners", then Franklin also
      > being a suspect really isn't all that unusual.

      Hardly surprising. It's not as if he were a Christian or anything.
      (Yes, yes, I know, all the founding fathers were Christains; except,
      many of them weren't. If you read Franklin's autobio, it's clear that
      he was a deist, same as Jefferson. For those who don't pay attention
      to religions, a deist is one step further removed from Christianity
      than a theist; theists don't believe that Jesus is God (the defining
      element of Christianity) but they believe that there is a God who is
      relevant to what goes on in the world; deists believe there was a God
      who created stuff in the beginning, but that he's no longer active;
      they don't see a connection between any deity and morality, and any
      morality they have is based on human society.)

      > A little ice age would not destroy all farmable land.

      Even a complete ice age might not. I'd worry more about stuff
      in the atmosphere blotting out the sun.

      > Those things must have been very thick.

      Yes, glaciers are thick. The big ones are measured (their thickness,
      I mean) in miles.

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    23. Re:Year without a summer by Planesdragon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      For example I don't think we could effectively seal off the borders and they would come into the country to try and get food. Even if we could seal the borders and starve them to death who would take care of all the work migrants do now?

      Robots, or the poor.

      The whole reason that we care at all about Mexican immigrants is because we have some unemployed folk at all in the US. The thought train goes "seal the borders, reduce the job-swiping, and we'll have fewer unemployed Americans."

      I don't think it's a perfect trade, but I think it would be an improvement.

    24. Re:Year without a summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Abrubt climate changes aren't new. In 1816, there was no summer. Volcanic side effects from the year before blotted out enough light to cause a winterry year.


      Technically, that's a still weather event, not a climatic change.

      Climatic change is a long term shift in the short term weather patterns.

      A single large volcanic eruption in the Philippines is just a one off event, ie weather.

      Now you know.
    25. Re:Year without a summer by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      "Theist" is merely a generic vague term refering to anyone who believes a god exists ("Atheist" = "not theist". "Theist" = "not( not( theist) )" = "not athiest".) The term is so generic that Muslims, Jews, and Christians all fall under the heading of "theist".

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    26. Re:Year without a summer by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Umm...who do Mexicans steal jobs from? Your average American wouldn't want to work the jobs they do. Plus, what sort of lower wage job isn't always hiring? What's needed is a change in attitude in many cases...

    27. Re:Year without a summer by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, that makes the Hindus and Greeks (err...the old time ones, that is!) theists as well. More specifically, they would be polytheists while the "people of the Book" are monotheists.

    28. Re:Year without a summer by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      From This page:
      In America the earthquake of 1755 was widely ascribed, especially in Massachusetts, to Franklin's rod.
      (Must...Get...Mind...Out...Of...Gutter...)
      The Rev. Thomas Prince, pastor of the Old South Church, published a sermon on the subject, and in the appendix expressed the opinion that the frequency of earthquakes may be due to the erection of ``iron points invented by the sagacious Mr. Franklin.'' He goes on to argue that ``in Boston are more erected than anywhere else in New England, and Boston seems to be more dreadfully shaken. Oh! there is no getting out of the mighty hand of God.''

      Three years later, John Adams, speaking of a conversation with Arbuthnot, a Boston physician, says: ``He began to prate upon the presumption of philosophy in erecting iron rods to draw the lightning from the clouds. He railed and foamed against the points and the presumption that erected them. He talked of presuming upon God, as Peter attempted to walk upon the water, and of attempting to control the artillery of heaven.''

      As late as 1770 religious scruples regarding lightning-rods were still felt, the theory being that, as thunder and lightning were tokens of the Divine displeasure, it was impiety to prevent their doing their full work. Fortunately, Prof. John Winthrop, of Harvard, showed himself wise in this, as in so many other things: in a lecture on earthquakes he opposed the dominant theology; and as to arguments against Franklin's rods, he declared, ``It is as much our duty to secure ourselves against the effects of lightning as against those of rain, snow, and wind by the means God has put into our hands.''

      From This page:
      In Switzerland, France and Italy, popular prejudice against the lightning rod was ignited and fueled by the churches and resulted in the tearing down of lightning rods from many homes and buildings, including one from the Institute of Bologna, the leading scientific institution in Italy. The Swiss chemist, M. de Saussure, removed a rod he had erected on his house in Geneva in 1771 when it caused his neighbors so much anxiety that he feared a riot.

      In 1780-1784, a lawsuit about lightning rods gave M. de St. Omer the right to have a lightning rod on top of his house despite the religious objections of his neighbors. This victory established the fame of the lawyer in the case, young Robespierre.

      In America, Rev. Thomas Prince, pastor of Old South Church, blamed Franklin's invention of the lightning rod for causing the Massachusetts earthquake of 1755.

      In Prince's sermon on the topic, he expressed the opinion that the frequency of earthquakes may be due to the erection of "points invented by the sagacious Mr. Franklin." He goes on to argue that "in Boston more are erected than anywhere else in New England, and Boston seems to be more dreadfully shaken. Oh! There is no getting out of the mighty hand of God."

      It took many years for scientists to convince the priests to attach a lightning rod to the spire of St. Bride's Church in London, even though it had been destroyed by lightning several times.

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    29. Re:Year without a summer by Planesdragon · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I didn't say that I agreeed with it. Just that that's how the argument goes. I was answering a question of "who would do the jobs that Mexicans do now?"

      Most of the jobs that Mexicans do (farming, housekeeping, simliar low-class jobs) are jobs also done by my peer group. We hate them, and move on--but if we couldn't move on, we'd probably unionize, stay where we are, and raise prices for everyone.

    30. Re:Year without a summer by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      Yeah,the UK is doing just fine - certainly its a lot warmer here than counties of the same latitude just slightly to the east (Germany, Denmark etc). Global warming may cause a reduction in temperature here if it affects the gulf stream, but i`ve not noticed it yet!

    31. Re:Year without a summer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >YES, I'm a Christian. Got a problem with that?

      Not if you shut up about it, and just get on with your life, and leave others to make their own decisions about religion, and not be harranged in the street by some cross waving, sandal wearing mentally inadequate who is using religion as their crutch to get over whatever relationship or mental health issues they`ve got, no.

    32. Re:Year without a summer by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      I never claimed that the few examples I threw out consitituted an exhaustive list. I just picked the ones that nobody would argue over, since even under the most strict definition of "god" they still qualify. I didn't want to open the can of worms that is the definition of the word "god". It's an ill-defined term that has been used to mean a great many completely different concepts at different times.

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    33. Re:Year without a summer by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Those sound more like divisions within the same religion over what God does, not if He exists.


      Not really. The definition of "deist" includes the assumption that God hasn't been active ever since the creation of the world. That makes it incompatable with Christianity in that a deist would not believe in miracles -- For example, the central most important point of Christianty, that God miraculously impregnating Mary with the baby Jesus and so Jesus is God's son, is the sort of miracle that isn't comptable with Deism. Nor is the ressurection, nor the flood of Noah, and so on and so forth.

      Deism is very close to atheism, with the only big exception being that Deists felt it was necessary for a god to have existed as an explaination for why the world exists, and why things seem so orderly with regards to science. But they didn't think this God had anything whatsoever to do with morality, or any other aspect of daily life for that matter. They envisioned a god that designed the rules under which the universe would operate (physics), seeded the world with life, and then set the world free to operate on it's own without further interferance. Kind of like a science experiment in a petri dish.

      You don't see many Deists anymore today, because Deism existed primarily as a means to divorce ones' self from the religions of the day yet still retain a comfortable explanation for how we got here. At the time, people didn't have any inkling about the big bang, or how solar systems form, or how the earth formed, or how life evolved.

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    34. Re:Year without a summer by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > The term is so generic that Muslims, Jews, and Christians all
      > fall under the heading of "theist".

      Yes, but deists do not, which was my point.

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  8. deleware by echophase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "Valley Forge might not have been so cold, and Washington's crossing of the ice-bound Delaware River wouldn't have been so dramatic, if he had done it a century later--because our climate conditions have shifted since then, and today, the Delaware River rarely freezes."

    I would attribute that to the amount of chemicals being dumped into that system as well, I pity the idiots who put their bodies into that water.

    1. Re:deleware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. Are you an environmental scientist? Do you have a link to your research paper detailing the chemical composition of Delaware River water and the effects on the water's freezing point?

      Or are you just talking out your ass?

    2. Re:deleware by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2
      I used to live up that way and we used to go throw a frisbee around down by the river. The standing joke was that if the frisbee went in the river, let it go. It'd disolve in an hour or so anyway.

      No, it's not that bad. I think I'd be more worried about the sewage dumped in from upstream than any organic solvents.

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    3. Re:deleware by NelsChristian · · Score: 1

      BS alert! It just hasn't been that cold around here the last few (15) years. I'm about 20 miles north of the spot where they reenact the crossing of the Delaware. It's been cold at times, but never long enough to form ice on the Delaware. I've only seen a bit clinging to rocks in the river.

    4. Re:deleware by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      anyone who lives near delaware can tell you.

      shut the hell up. you don't need to be a scientist to evaluate the temperature, look at the river and see if it's freezing.

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    5. Re:deleware by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to support the point about the Delaware freezing (at a quick glance it seemed pseudo-sciency.) However you say BS Alert, but follow it up by saying it just hasn't been cold enough / long enough lately? How does that dispute the point?

  9. Not as extreme as headline may imply by TibbonZero · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Quoth the article: When I say "dramatic," I mean: Average winter temperatures could drop by 5 degrees Fahrenheit over much of the United States, and by 10 degrees in the northeastern United States and in Europe. That's enough to send mountain glaciers advancing down from the Alps. To freeze rivers and harbors and bind North Atlantic shipping lanes in ice.

    While this could/perhaps will affect quite a bit, changing the weather by 5-10 degrees lower won't put us into what we think of as an 'ice age'. It could screw up quite a bit, but it won't be too bad. To me it seems that it would be more winterlike for a month or two as the general affect (which most plants and animals could tolerate I think).
    Don't start thinking that it's gonna be like the Pixar movie 'Ice Age' in New Mexico...

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    1. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by digidave · · Score: 5, Informative

      won't put us into what we think of as an 'ice age'

      Are you aware of what an ice age is? An ice age is characterized by summers that aren't hot enough to melt back the advancing ice sheets that developed over the winter. 1C - 2C changes in temp can affect this to some degree. The thing with long ice ages is that they are measured in geographic time, so even a few feet advancement a year can leave much of North America under ice in several tens of thousands of years.

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    2. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read the section you quoted. "what *WE THINK* of an an ice age." he didn't say "what ACTULALY IS an ice age." while you may be correct, your criticism of his post is unmerited.

    3. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by weaselgrrl · · Score: 5, Interesting

      While the difference of 5 to 10 degrees may not sound like much given the range of temperatures that we experience in Europe or North America just in a single day much less throughout the year, an average drop of 5 to 10 degrees is very significant and would create agricultural havok.

      Crop plants are very sensitive to climative changes and have particular temperature/rainfall ranges in which they thrive. Make the local weather a little too hot, a little too cold, a little too wet or a little too dry and suddenly your fruit trees fail to produce, your vegetables wilt and your grains fail to pests, if they growq at all. Minor changes in the average temperature greatly effects the success of fungus and insects in damaging crops, allowing them to spread into new regions.

      To put this into better perspective, during the peak of the last ice age, 18,000 to 20,000 years ago, the average temperature in was about 9 to 12F cooler than today. Even an average change half of that would create dramatic changes in natural plant distribution.

      During the so called Little Ice Age from 1650-1850, a 3F temperature drop caused serious crop failure in Europe, leading to famine and disease. And that is just a 3F degree average drop.

      Animals are also effected my temperature changes. Here on the Pacific NW coast, salmon require stream temperatures to be within a very delicate range in order to spawn. This is why cutting down trees (which shade the streams) causes a decline in salmon runs. That's just one of many examples.

      Humans are much more adaptable to climate change than most other plants and animals. But with 6 billion+ mouths to feed, its not quite clear how we'd adapt to a climatic problem of this kind of scale.

      As for the ocean conveyor belt, it naturally seems to have some tiny warming and cooling cycles which in turn effect rainfall and storm formation in many parts of the world. For a nice overview, go here: Climate Rides on Ocean Conveyor Belt. Over the past century+ a 20-year cycle of minor warming and cooling has been found in the conveyor belt, and supposedly the conveyor belt should be in a strong cycle right now, based of previous trends. But is it?

      If global warming (natural cycles or man-made) causes too much melting of the Greenland glaciers, all of that extra fresh water poses quite a risk to the ocean conveyor belt.

      Perhaps what we should be saying about the steady warming that has happened over the past 150 years is "enjoy it while it lasts."

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    4. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by Peyna · · Score: 3, Informative

      Go talk to you local geologist and he will explain to you that we are STILL in an ice age right now. Here is some more info.

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    5. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't start thinking that it's gonna be like the Pixar movie 'Ice Age' in New Mexico...

      BTW, Pixar didn't make Ice Age. That was a new player, Blue Sky Studios.

    6. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by hazem · · Score: 3, Funny

      Humans are much more adaptable to climate change than most other plants and animals. But with 6 billion+ mouths to feed, its not quite clear how we'd adapt to a climatic problem of this kind of scale.

      Can anyone say "soilent green"?

      I also hear insects can be quite tasty..

    7. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by schrotie · · Score: 1
      As the article states over and over again, scientists do not have enough data to make any worthy predictions.

      The scenario presented in the article isn't exactly new, it has been around for at least a decade. The desalination data is new though ...

      Now another scenario, that builds on top of the one from the article goes like this:
      We have this local ice age in Europe and north east america because the gulf stream stopped. Then Scandinavia and north eastern America will freeze. Winters will be longer and thus surface albeido rises (google it up). The white snow and ice reflect more sunlight (= heat...energy) back into space cooling earth yet a bit more. Due to the stopped heat exchange tropical regions get hotter: more clouds, more albeido.
      This global cooling of just a few degrees would be enough to freeze down another huge area: Himalaya. This again raises surface albeido and you have a global ice age. Game over, enter coin.

      The article is rather conservative in its telling of past climate changes (speaking geological time scales). It is probably conservative because it does not want to sound too crazy. But from all we know, ocean level changed by tens of meters in disturbingly short periods of time. Much of Sahara once was green and so on .... I am really looking kind of foreward to the times, when the ragged refrugees from frozen Europe are laughed off at the borders of green and prosperous Tunesia, Marocco and the like. Lol.

      No, seriously: We don't know a shit about what's going to happen. But one the is shure - before the bloody environmentalists don't have a water tight case on any kind of climate change, we won't listen. And certainly we won't fund them.

      Thorsten

    8. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Temperature changes would affect crops the most in the first year or two...once the farmers notice what is happening they'll change the crops which they select. You can't assume that "Kansas always plants this much wheat" will stay true under all conditions.

    9. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      The article didn't mention the real extreme: A full ice age.
      One theory is that if the arctic icecap melts, it stops reflecting so much sunlight, heats up, much more water vapor (our major greenhouse gas) is emitted, the atmosphere gets much more humid...and in the next winter or two a lot more snow than usual is dumped on the surrounding land. If the snow is deep enough over a large enough area, it reflects more sunlight away than usual during the summer, the Earth chills, more snow falls...and the glaciers begin accumulating as we begin the next Ice Age. A shutdown of the Gulf Stream et al would just make the chill a little worse.

    10. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      A 5-10 degree F drop in average yearly temps in the US would destroy
      a very large number of crops - it's obvious you know little about farming

      (sorry, but I grew up working on farms - it would be devastating -
      especially to crops such as feed/sweet corn that rely on high temps
      during the later summers to mature)

      Sb

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    11. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Interesting



      Thanks weaselgrrl, you put it better than I could. You are just
      too right....I grew up in farm country, and it takes very, very
      little to create major problems for farmers on a local basis. If
      we saw temp variations all over the US like the ones being discussed
      the results would be devastating.

      All too few people in the US know just how delicate their food
      supply is. If they did know, they'd be growing their own food as
      much as possible in backyard/rooftop/deck/porch/window gardens.

      For anyone who wants to read more about this, I recommend
      Countryside magazine, or even Backwoods Home. There are more
      mags devoted to this, but these are the best I've seen.

      SB

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    12. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by WickywiK · · Score: 1
      " This is why cutting down trees (which shade the streams) causes a decline in salmon runs. That's just one of many examples."

      I'm not sure if this statement is entirely true. Salmon are sensitive to water temperature (which trees might help buffer through shade) and oxygen levels but the real problem with deforestation is uncontrolled runoff into streams which can block the sunlight to plants causing them to die and use up oxygen. Less oxygen plus warming water (warm water holds less oxygen) make for inhospitable streams for fish like salmon and trout.

    13. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you use links/lynx?

    14. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1
      Humans are much more adaptable to climate change than most other plants and animals. But with 6 billion+ mouths to feed, its not quite clear how we'd adapt to a climatic problem of this kind of scale.
      Hrmm... There are lots of people to eat!
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    15. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by jafac · · Score: 2

      "Humans are much more adaptable to climate change than most other plants and animals. But with 6 billion+ mouths to feed, its not quite clear how we'd adapt to a climatic problem of this kind of scale."

      Isn't it QUITE clear? A whole lot of us are going to die premature deaths.

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    16. Re:Not as extreme as headline may imply by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      No, Mozilla :)

      Oh....are these what you're looking for? ;-=)

      http://www.backwoodshome.com/

      http://www.countrysidemag.com/

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  10. Re:My Athlons won' t melt! by Bloody+Bastard · · Score: 1

    Oh.. sorry, bad FOR cooler makers.

  11. How to build an igloo by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here are instructions on how to build an igloo, if anyone is interested.
    But if you ask me, I think global warming is the trend.

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    1. Re:How to build an igloo by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      There's another way to build a domed snow structure that is, arguably, less difficult, or more difficult,depending on how you look at it.

      In essence, you make a snow-pile of about 12' across and 5' high. Take a few sticks and insert them 6" deep into the pile at various locations - these are your 'depth guides' for the next step. Wait 4-5 hours for the snow to 'pack' and freeze (good time to find firewood, food, etc..)

      Next, dig an opening, and dig down into the snow until you come close to the ground. Also, dig upwards towards the marker sticks until you've carved out a suitably-sized inner space in the dome. Remove the marker sticks from the outside and cover the holes with some snow. Optionally, you could spray (or splash) some water on the outside of the dome for extra hardening.

      Ensure that you have atleast one hole somewhere near the top of the dome for smoke to escape if you plan on building a fire.

      This method is easier in the regard that you don't need to have hard-packed snow, or have to make and balance blocks. It's more difficult in that you do have to dig out through a hole.

      Once completed, though, the interior walls will harden from the generated heat just like an igloo.

      Back to the article - I'm fond of the notion that the Earth goes in cycles, and that "Global Warming" is a ridiculous notion. We're measuring in tiny little snapshots of the Earth's overall existance (mere seconds in the span of a week). We have to keep in mind that a few thousand years ago, the places where most of us sit were 100s of feet under solid ice. A few thousand more years back and we're in molten rock.

      I firmly believe that eventually the Earth will be again covered in ice, and eventually after that it will be molten. ("few thousand", of course, being highly subjective)

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    2. Re:How to build an igloo by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
      A few thousand more years back and we're in molten rock.
      Your timescale is off. I don't know where you are now, but the North Atlantic craton was "molten" at least 540 million years ago.
      I firmly believe that eventually the Earth will be again...be molten.
      Then I think you're ignoring how the earth works. The only areas which have lava flows are hot spots (Hawaii), subduction zones (Japan, Chile, etc.) or spreading centers (Mid-Atlantic ridge, east Africa). The majority of cratons are not subject to lava flows (at least, not since the Pre-Cambrian), and won't be.
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    3. Re:How to build an igloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you ask me, I think global warming is the trend.

      Does history not show us that it gets really hot just before an ice age?
      Besides, global warming really isn't about warming except in localized areas.

    4. Re:How to build an igloo by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      Your timescale is off. I don't know where you are now, but the North Atlantic craton was "molten" at least 540 million years ago.
      Like I said - "a few thousand years" is subjective. I don't know for certain when these events happened (and most scientific statements of times have always been approximations and/or estimates based on observations of current trends - which goes back to my "a mere few seconds in the span of a week" analogy).
      The majority of cratons are not subject to lava flows (at least, not since the Pre-Cambrian), and won't be
      Science 101 - "can't" and "won't" are poor choices of words in a scientific context.

      Remember that we can't even predict with any degree of accuracy the next shift of tectonic plates, or the next tornado/hurricane. How are we to know that a geiser won't open up with a new earthquake and send molten lava to the surface? A nuclear plant (8 CANDU reactors) here in Durham is sitting on a fault line - anything's possible (not too terribly likely, definately not certain, but always possible).

      I'm of the opinion that this planet knows what we're all about and isn't too terribly fond of us (reference cancer, AIDS, earthquakes/other major natural disasters, etc.) and can/will do anything in its power to demonstrate its complete and infallible dominance over us.

      This is why I love watching rainstorms. The angrier the better. Hail, ear-shattering thunder, torrential downpouring of rain - I love it all. It lends humility to the human race. It's Earth saying "I'm still in control, now go cower in your basement without your precious electricity until I'm done schooling you."

      If the climate changes drastically, so be it. If the continents shift and separate, so be it. If lava flows render millions of square kilometres of land uninhabitable for a few millenia, so be it.

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    5. Re:How to build an igloo by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is called a "quincy."

      It is better to drive the sticks 12 inches and leave the holes open when you pull them out (or if you really want them plugged, because you don't like breathing, just leave them in).

      And a garbage bag full of snow makes a great door to keep the wind out.

      -Peter

    6. Re:How to build an igloo by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      This is called a "quincy."
      Thank-you! I've been wracking my brain trying to come up with the name! (And didn't feel like hauling out Google or an old Boy Scouts handbook - that's cheating. ;> )
      It is better to drive the sticks 12 inches and leave the holes open when you pull them out (or if you really want them plugged, because you don't like breathing, just leave them in).
      I found that a couple well placed 'smoke holes' was sufficient for three people to sleep comfortably for a night. Then again, I never used a full-on door, either, which helped.
      And a garbage bag full of snow makes a great door to keep the wind out.
      Yeah, but then you'd need a garbage bag, and we never lent that much luxury to the scouts. Next, they'd be wanting to bring ground-sheets, pots, or sleeping bags with 'em! Yeesh!
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    7. Re:How to build an igloo by Syncdata · · Score: 1

      I firmly believe that eventually the Earth will be again...be molten
      It is highly possible that I am showing my own ignorance here, but wouldn't that be impossible barring some outside influence on the earth (sun going nova comes to mind).
      I would imagine that the earth can contain heat, and dissipate heat, but not just get hotter? (not talking about the atmospheric temp, just the molten core). Again, this may just me being ignorant, but I thought the laws of thermodynamics applied to everything, even planets.

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    8. Re:How to build an igloo by pete-classic · · Score: 2
      And didn't feel like hauling out Google or an old Boy Scouts handbook - that's cheating


      It isn't in the handbook. I'm pretty sure it isn't in the fieldbook either.

      -Peter
    9. Re:How to build an igloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Science 101 - "can't" and "won't" are poor choices of words in a scientific context.
      Better choices of words are "possibly" or "maybe", or even "it is conceivable", that way they don't have to worry about being wrong.
    10. Re:How to build an igloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can also pile up some stuff (sleep kits, etc) and bury them as above. Then you just dig them out through a hole. It's a lot faster. A couple of people can do it in a couple of hours.

      I've always heard them called snow mounds. I've spent the night in one. Very small and cold. Too bad they don't really generate heat, but just hold it in. That was a long night.

      Sorry, anonymous because it's off topic.

    11. Re:How to build an igloo by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      It isn't in the handbook. I'm pretty sure it isn't in the fieldbook either.
      It is in the field book, I just have to find it again. As to the hand book, I think it pays lipservice to it, but doesn't explain it very well. It's been a number of years, though.

      (For reference; the handbook I used belonged to my father, so it was significantly older than the one carried by most Boy Scouts, even older than many of the scouters' copies, AAMOF).

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    12. Re:How to build an igloo by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Look, the earth is cooling, not getting warmer. In a billion years or so geologic activity will cease, the water will seep into the crust and the biosphere will die.

      The only thing that could cause large parts of the surface to become molten would be a collision with a LARGE mass.

      Sure there will be geologic events, maybe even large ones (like yellowstone having a supervolcanic moment), but nothing that will melt the continental masses.

    13. Re:How to build an igloo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quick course

      1. earth on average gets warmer
      2. ice caps melt significantly
      3. melted ice caps infuse freshwater into the oceans dropping salinity
      4. even a small drop in salinity breaks down the fundamental deep ocean currents that take heat to the poles and bring cooler water to the equatorial regions
      5. this breakdown of the deep currents, affects the regions nearer the poles by making them colder, and regions nearer the equator get warmer.

      so there, in a global warming situation whereby major polar ice is melted, you end up with an ice age.

      so shaddup

  12. Ice Age? by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone know how to build an igloo?

    I'm still living in my igloo, is Y2K over yet?

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  13. Re: "Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon?" by guttentag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, at the staff meeting on Thursday. They say we're looking at fire, brimstone, and a 60% chance of efficiency experts. Didn't you get that memo?

  14. the US will live up to its responsibility, right? by g4dget · · Score: 1, Troll

    Bush likes to talk about accepting responsibility for one's actions. Since the US is a huge greenhouse case emitter and currently derives enormous financial and economic benefits from cheap energy, if greenhouse gasses cause a massive shift in climate, the US will be willing to accept responsibility for its share and pay trillions of dollars annually to other nations who are frozen, parched, or flooded, right? (If nothing is going to happen, as the Bush administration contends, there is nothing to worry about...)

  15. Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri by TibbonZero · · Score: 3, Funny

    It seems that these mini ice ages happen once every 1/2 cycle around the sun, switching hemispheres... They have been suspecting that the cause is a fat man with a red suit for the northern hemisphere, but are still unclear as to the cause of the southern yearly iceage...

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  16. hmph! by digidave · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where are those global warming nutcases now? Methinks they'll be very quit until the ice age ends, then get all worked up about the ice sheet over Calgary thinning.

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    1. Re:hmph! by snarfer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bonehead - this climate change is BECAUSE OF global warming. At least read the article before calling people "nutcases."

    2. Re:hmph! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Informative
      Where are those global warming nutcases now? Methinks they'll be very quit until the ice age ends, then get all worked up about the ice sheet over Calgary thinning.

      Read the damned article. The ice age may be caused by global warming via changes in ocean salinity.

      The climate is a chaotic nonlinear system. The results of twiddling its parameters may be counterintuitive or unpredictable. There never seems to be any shortage of armchair climatologists who can't comprehend this fact.

    3. Re:hmph! by gaj · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Um, no.

      If you had read the article, you would have learned that these climactic changes are common. They have happened many times in the past, and will most likely happen again in the future.

      The only thing mentioned about global warming in the article (other than the hype^h^h^h^hheadline) was the assertion (un-supported) that "It is reasonable to assume that greenhouse warming can exacerbate the possibility of precipitating large, abrupt, and regional or global climatic changes."

      Hardly a statement that the climate change is "BECAUSE OF" global warming.

      So, perhaps you should consider reading the article before calling people "bonhead", eh?

    4. Re:hmph! by snarfer · · Score: 1

      The climate is a chaotic nonlinear system. The results of twiddling its parameters may be counterintuitive or unpredictable.

      Perhaps unpredictable, but certainly measurable after the fact, which is the basis of the article - it appears to be happening.

    5. Re:hmph! by Vardamir · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if we do experience a short "ice age" then many people will think globabl warming was a bunch of hogwash and say it is ok to pollute.

    6. Re:hmph! by Corgha · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "It is reasonable to assume that greenhouse warming can exacerbate the possibility of precipitating large, abrupt, and regional or global climatic changes."

      Hardly a statement that the climate change is "BECAUSE OF" global warming.


      "It is reasonable to assume that drinking alcohol can exacerbate the possibility of being involved in a serious automobile accident."

      Hardly a statement that I killed those two kids "BECAUSE OF" my drunk driving.

      If you had read the article, you would have learned that these climactic changes are common. They have happened many times in the past, and will most likely happen again in the future.


      If you read the newspapers, you will learn that automobile accidents are common. They have happened many times in the past, and will most likely happen again in the future.

      Guess I might as well get liquored up every time I get behind the wheel, since being drunk doesn't make it certain that I'll get into an accident, and not drinking does not make it certain that I won't get into an accident.

      Why is it that people are capable of dealing with probabilities and common sense when dealing with everyday life, but they insist that everything be 100% certain when dealing with climate change?
    7. Re:hmph! by Glytch · · Score: 2

      Hey, anyone would get angry over the possibility of Calgary being set free.

    8. Re:hmph! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that people are capable of dealing with probabilities and common sense when dealing with everyday life, but they insist that everything be 100% certain when dealing with climate change?

      Because those people are paid big $$$ by car makers, oil companies, etc. whose greed won't allow them to admit even the possiblitity that the oil-junkie lifestyle they've been peddling might be harmful to the human race

    9. Re:hmph! by JJAnon · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, he was trying to be funny - as is evident from his "Score 3: Funny". Stop looking for excuses to throw around multisyllabic words.

    10. Re:hmph! by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      OK, so how much salt do you need to dump at the traditional sinking water column areas to restart the conveyor? We're talking a problem that will show up over a decade and last centuries. If it's really going to impact hard we might as well run the numbers to see at what point it's economic to just add salt.

    11. Re:hmph! by elmegil · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, it could just be another one of those faux ice ages like the ones predicted in the 70's over and over again.

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    12. Re:hmph! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo dork, he was trying to be funny.

    13. Re:hmph! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What in the world are you arguing against? It's a neat analogy, but stretched a touch too far. We know from previous experience that there is a connection between driving drunk and car accidents. We have NO previous experience that tells us that global warming even increases the chance of a mini ice age.

      With the drinking and driving, we at least know that there's a higher chance of car accidents. Such statistics are not available for mini ice ages.

      We don't KNOW what causes these mini ice ages, we KNOW what causes many deadly accidents on the road.

    14. Re:hmph! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.dictionary.com is an excellent resource if you're having trouble with the big words. In the case of his post, polysyllabic verbiage aids in precision and is appropriate, so stop whining just because you're too much of a fucking illiterate moron to understand.

    15. Re:hmph! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For all the science types out there.. It seems pretty clear looking at the pretty color pictures that there was a period of MORE saline concentration and now we are worried about a period of LESS saline concentration... As far as I can tell most things in nature follow this trend of sinusoidal behavior.. It's hard no to look at those color pics and not see that trend since the 60's...

      Why is everything in climatology ALWAYS consist of extrapolating the current trend out with a straight line? It's like looking at the down turn in the stock market and assuming it will last 500 years.. We don't have data going back more than 60 years.. but it must be true. There are century old trees living in North America. I'm assuming they didn't live under (a) water (b) a glacier (c) are able to migrate. That kinda points to the steady state as being a habitable North America.

    16. Re:hmph! by Metrol · · Score: 2

      Indeed, if we do experience a short "ice age" then many people will think globabl warming was a bunch of hogwash and say it is ok to pollute

      A couple of years ago I did one of those phone polls some organization was running. The poll appeared to be structured in such a way as to run through a different set of questions based on how you answered earlier ones.

      I got asked if I believed that humans were causing global warming. I said no.

      The follow up questions all involved how little I cared about pollution, with possible answers that didn't approach how I felt about polution in general. The thinking was that if I didn't stay awake at night worrying about global warming that I was okay with existing, or even worse, levels of pollution.

      You don't need to worry about global warming to be just as concerned with making air not fit for breathing, or water not fit for drinking. Hell, I've seen first hand what some cleaning up can do right here in Los Angeles. Having lived here my entire life, I remember just how bad the air was when I was a kid as opposed to what it's like today. I distinctly remember "smog alerts" and what the sky around here used to look like.

      The world doesn't have to be coming to an end to have pollution way up there in the things to be concerned about category.

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    17. Re:hmph! by namespan · · Score: 2

      OK, so how much salt do you need to dump at the traditional sinking water column areas to restart the conveyor?

      Well, about 10% of the volume of water melted from the polar ice caps, if I remember correctly about the salinity of ocean water...

      This is great! Algebra II teachers everywhere can FINALLY point out a direct use for those fluid % mix problems they torture 10th graders with.

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    18. Re:hmph! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "It is reasonable to assume that drinking alcohol can exacerbate the possibility of being involved in a serious automobile accident."

      Hardly a statement that I killed those two kids "BECAUSE OF" my drunk driving.

      Damn straight you didn't. It's because the two kids were too stupid to get out of the way. Any other argument is simply propaganda from MADD.

    19. Re:hmph! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voice of reason. finally. global warming is an agenda of people that feel the corporations should be shut down.

    20. Re:hmph! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Yes, natural climate changes are common.

      That doesn't mean that we aren't contributing to the problem.

      The whole debate over global warming has polarized so much that few
      people seem to realize that whether or not these changes happen naturally,
      we could still be tipping the balance enough to cause major changes, ON
      TOP OF the natural changes.

      The world is not black and white, people.

      Freakin' political idiots.

      SB

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    21. Re:hmph! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Most of the trees that are that old are of the type that can withstand climate changes. Most are Oak, or Redwood.

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    22. Re:hmph! by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      Ok, so what's the fluid volume figure? When you do your dump, could you string out your salt insertion in periodic injections (think like a bead of pearls)? Would that lead to a reduction in the amount of salt required overall and how much of one?

  17. History Lesson by chainrust · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If the Ice Age was this long:
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    The period from the end of the Ice Age till now is this long:
    i

    As you can tell, the non-Ice Age time is an aberration, not the norm.
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    1. Re:History Lesson by Izeickl · · Score: 1

      Remember however, that there was also an extremely long period when the earth was hot and tropical, indeed from the birth of the earth to the first ice age was one helluva long time, longer than the ice age even? (Anyone know?)

    2. Re:History Lesson by Corgha · · Score: 3, Troll

      As you can tell, the non-Ice Age time is an aberration, not the norm.

      If the night was this long:
      iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii.....(x400)

      The period from sunrise till now is this long
      i

      As you can tell, this "daylight" thing is an aberration, not the norm.

    3. Re:History Lesson by dirkdidit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Day....light? What is this mysterious light that you speak of? What color is it? What does it taste like? I do not believe I have experienced such a thing before.

    4. Re:History Lesson by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "What is this mysterious light that you speak of?"

      Study the ancient texts young Padawan. The library is open from 8pm to 4am.

      graspee

    5. Re:History Lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there's this horrible giant yellow eye that destroys the stars, turns the big black room blue, and burns the skin.

      Don't worry though, it will go away soon, as long as those eco-Nazis don't get their way. Then we can all return to the sweet embrace of darkness.

    6. Re:History Lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arggg... hide from the yellow face, yes.

    7. Re:History Lesson by Verne · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's caused by a huge nuclear ball in the sky. This ball has such intense radiation that it physically burns your skin if you are in direct exposure to it.

      Kinda like a big cellphone, cept the radiation actually does hurt you...

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    8. Re:History Lesson by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      Here are some nice fisssshess... Now go away

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    9. Re:History Lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. HTH. HAND.

    10. Re:History Lesson by dragons_flight · · Score: 3, Informative

      During the last 750 thousand years, the ice age cycle seems to last about 100,000 years with ~10-15% of that as warm interglacials (with 10-15 depending on how you define warm). We have been in an interglacial for about 8000 years, so empirically we are due for a switch in the next 5000 years or so, but we know that some interglacials have been shorter than 8000 years, so it's hard to say.

      Incidently from 750k years ago to more than 2.5M years ago, the ice age cycle was ~41 thousand years long. The full fledged ice age cycle is generally explained as being forced by changes in the Earth's orbit (due to perturbations of other planets). Two of the most well known such perturbatins have 41 and 100 thousand year periods.

      Of course he's not talking about an actual ice age, which would result in a global temperature dip ~15 F, but rather a locally important dip whose global impact would only be a degree or two. Such as the "Little Ice Age" that froze much of Europe circa 1700.

    11. Re:History Lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When u live to see the next ice age and then the next one after it, come back and we will discuss the daylight being aberration.

    12. Re:History Lesson by HiThere · · Score: 2

      That's his prediction. But he seems to be focused mainly on ocean currents. However, if the oceans are warm, they'll be evaporating more water. If the northern contental land mass gets cold, it will be thawing less in summer. The evaporated water will fall as snow in winter, and then not melt the following summer. ...

      This could lead to a local (i.e., northern hemisphere) glaciation. How long it would take to get well started? I don't know. But I heard climatologists worrying about this decades ago. And being quite uncertain. Both as to how large a trigger it would take, and how big the problem would become. (As a bonus, however, it *would* lower the sea level [and remove fresh water from the oceans].)

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    13. Re:History Lesson by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Yes, but we went from ice age, to non-ice age in i/100 years. So I would say that was pretty abrupt.

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  18. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apparently you haven't read the "Act of God" clause in the contract.

  19. scary stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw something on the discovery channel the other night that mentioned the same thing, it was called ocean mysteries or something similar...

    Showed how if the planet got just a wee bit warmer, it would frell with the ocean's thermal regulation system and frell it up for a while...

    And yes, just a drop of a few degrees will really frell things up! Look at the florida citrus farmers - they are teetering on the edge now. they can't exactly move further south when they want - even a slight freeze, and their fruit is worthless...

    if rivers freeze at the wrong time, it could interfere with salmon spanning and the like, causing small cascades in the food web. Oh nature as whole will handle it, though we will suffer during the adaptation...

    After all, even one degree is the difference between freezing and melting point, no?

    1. Re:scary stuff by jedie · · Score: 0

      oh my god, that's frelling scary *shivers* ;)

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    2. Re:scary stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      what the hell does frell mean?

    3. Re:scary stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah man, frelling save farscape! :)

    4. Re:scary stuff by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      After all, even one degree is the difference between freezing and melting point, no?

      Go back to elementary physics class, doodyhead. "Freezing point" and "melting point" are the same damn thing, therefore NO degrees of difference. It's a heat transfer thing, man.

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    5. Re:scary stuff by nihilogos · · Score: 2

      Go back to elementary physics class, doodyhead. "Freezing point" and "melting point" are the same damn thing, therefore NO degrees of difference. It's a heat transfer thing, man.

      Try to comprehend that not everyone in the world speaks english as their first language. Any moron should be able to understand the point he or she is making from context without speculating on their understanding of physics.

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    6. Re:scary stuff by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I am tired of such "scientist" heads too... IMHO their attitude is the nr1 reason people hates science. If you think deeper, it could be the reason why they don't get much tax payer support as they want.

    7. Re:scary stuff by Kallahar · · Score: 2

      Actually he meant that a difference of one degree either way would mean the difference between something freezing and melting. For example if it's 32.5F vs 31.5F, that "it's only one degree" matters. Too many people think that a change in average temperatures of only a few degrees wouldn't be worse than a hot or cold summer.

      Travis

    8. Re:scary stuff by jungd · · Score: 1

      It's Farscape-ese for f**k.

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    9. Re:scary stuff by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Oh, I thought is was a contraction of fruckin hrell.

      It is completely impossible to say anything intelligent or enlightening in a space this size, excep

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  20. the disturbing part of all this is the source by ruebarb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This ain't Joe Blow, grad student and paranoid geek extraordinare...

    This is the head of the Woods Hole Oceanagraphic Institute...and he's basing his model on what he sees taking place in the oceans...this is fairly reliable scientific analysis...it can't be duplicated thru experimentation, but it's an interesting hypothesis nevertheless.

    If he's right, we are seriously fucking this planet up, ....in the end, it'll probably resort more in the deaths of millions, but fuck em...as long as the SUV on the heater works, right? It'll just kill off the poor and infirm and save us having to pay so many taxes for social programs..

    yes...that was sarcasm...you dig? not pretty...

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    1. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Xacid · · Score: 1

      "as long as the SUV on the heater works" Damn, we are screwed. :p

    2. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by james_underscore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Social programs cannot stop global warming.

      You can throw more money each year at telling people to turn down the heating, but each year the human population increases closer to (or perhaps beyond) the carrying capacity of the planet. This is the real problem. I have perfect confidence in the ability of life on this planet to survive a 5-10 F drop in temperature (its been done before). The human race is no exception - we are a non-specialist species with an ability to live in many climates. The article seems more worried about a decline in economic prosperity in the developed world;

      "it could soon trigger a dramatic and abrupt cooling throughout the North Atlantic region--where, not incidentally, some 60 percent of the world's economy is based."

      Sounds like that would be something you are in favour of.

      P.S. saying that it must be right because it was written by the head of the WHOI is arguing to the person an not a valid scientific argument. There is no mention of peer review of this article, and it has a single author

    3. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by lommer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I want to know is what he left out of his extremely euro-american view of the world.

      If he is right, and such an occurence happened and plunged the northa atlantic into another ica age, would the equatorial areas become even more desertified than they are now because there would no longer be a stream of cold water coming down from the north? If that were to happen, not only would is fsck up the entire equatorial climate as well as the north american one, those changes would cause even more drastic shifts in the southern hemisphere's climate.

    4. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Peyna · · Score: 2

      It makes sense, basically it's saying that global warming will screw up ocean currents. If the gulf stream current ever got reversed or went away, then the northern atlantic region would see drops in temperature similar to what he is saying. Don't count on much of the US cooling off except maybe northern Maine. Europe would be the most affected. For their latitude, it should be much colder there than it is were it not for the ocean currents.

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    5. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Bishop923 · · Score: 2

      It'll just kill off the poor and infirm and save us having to pay so many taxes for social programs...

      Woo Hoo! Natural selection succeeds despite the odd human need to help those who can't help themselves. :-)

      (The preceding message just barely constitutes sarcasm...)

    6. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      We are not ordinary animals. Our actions can and regularly do increase the carrying capacity of any given area of land. Carrying capacity analysis taken from animal studies just doesn't properly carry over.

    7. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can throw more money each year at telling people to turn down the heating, but each year the human population increases closer to (or perhaps beyond) the carrying capacity of the planet. This is the real problem.

      Sorry, I'm in a foul mood but shove this up your ass. We are no where near the capacity for the planet. Here's something to prove my statement:
      Land area of Texas: 678,054 km^2
      Land area of Tokyo: 2,187 km^2
      Population of Tokyo: ~26 million
      Population of World: ~6.2 billion
      Population density of Tokyo: 11,888 people per KM^2
      Population density if the world lived in Texas: 9,143 people per KM^2

      That's 2,000 people less per KM^2, and Tokyo is a very livable area.

      What's orange and yellow and looks good on hippies?

      Fire

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    8. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Glog · · Score: 1

      There have been a number of people recently in academia and prestigiuous labs that have fabricated evidence and people have believed them for years until they were discovered. Now I am not saying that this guy did ... Also, what if YOU are the poor and infirm, huh?

    9. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by jkramar · · Score: 2, Informative

      No concern exists over whether we can all fit on the planet (or Texas); your plan fails in that you have a person every 10m x 10m, even though a 10m x 10m square of the soil with highest fertility, and constant ideal amounts of sun, rain, wind, and erosion, will not be able to feed you. There isn't enough food, even if you're just growing plants. If you must eat meat, you're even more doomed, due to the high metabolismic requirements of the livestock. This is the only point in favour of vegetarianism that I truly believe and respect. Eating meat has a dramatic effect on the size of our ecological footprints.

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    10. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did you read the whole thing? He's also basing it on a lot of his personal opinions about how many people the earth can sustain, because, you know he's an anthropoligist and ger physicist.

      THis shit is all about dictating policy. He even admits, we have no idea if we're heading towards a cliff or not, if it's a bad fall or not, or any of that. So what's the option? We better play it safe and stop doing what he doesn't like. Why aren't we preaching about this in Latin America and Africa and South East Asia? You know all those emerging countries that are going to need to burn oil and coal to industrialize, why don't we stop that and leave them in poverty? No no no, SUVs are the problem... I think that's bull shit. I think those factories the build SUVs are a lot worse than a few SUVs. So we better take them away from the slave labor we're employing in 3rd world countries to build them... It's kind of like the carnivores that never see where meat come from, it's easy to sit in your ivory tower, with your powerbook, writing essays on why the next ice age is going to happen and ignore all of the stuff that allows you that freedom because none of that stuff matters anyways, right?

    11. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are my hero.

    12. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by jkramar · · Score: 1

      s/smi//

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    13. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      You're operating on the false notion that it would be a sustainable situation for the whole world to be as crowded as the most densely populated parts are today. Japan NEEDS that less populous portion of the world to help support it's population. The only reason the crowded nation of Japan doesn't have starvation is because there exist OTHER nations that have more than enough land to grow food on, and Japan has the ability to trade with them, and it is a wealthy enough nation that it can easily buy as much as it needs. If the rest of the world were as crowded as Japan, Japan wouldn't have anyone to trade with for food.

      No, you can't have the entire world as densely populated as Japan is - as long as people still need to eat food grown on farms.

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    14. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Actually, for a retard, you have shown quite a bit of talent at almost being able to reason.

      What the guy is suggesting, is we spend a small amount of money to remove that blindfold. At that point, we can start to figure out what to do... we might even learn there's no cliff.

      Of course, when the goverment has to choose between building orwellian "anti-terrorist" systems or spending a few extra bucks on science, what will they decide on?

    15. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the main benefit of vegetarianism is humans packing the planet like sardines, then count me out.

    16. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by fermion · · Score: 2
      The state of Texas has approximately 21 million people. Using you estimate for land area, that is about 31 people per square kilometer, which, incidentally, is also about the density of the U.S.

      This is interesting because Texas, unlike Tokyo, may be more or less self-sufficient. Texas has a lot of land to produce food, energy, consumer and commercial goods, not to mention golf courses every twenty miles that cost no where near the hundreds of dollars typical in Japan

      The world population density appears to be 14 people per square kilometer. This is about 1/2 the density of Texas, but that does not mean that world population can double without negative effect. Not all land area is equal in its carrying capacity. Certainly, if you tired to put everyone in the world into Texas, the most likely result would be that we just shoot each other until we are back down to 30 people per square kilometer

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    17. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      I definitely agree that the human race will survive climate change. Maybe 3 billion of us need to die off anyway. That may be part of the natural equilibrium process for humans. Too many ticks, dog dies, ticks die. 10 Too many humans,humans fsck up temperatures, planet freezes, humans die, stop fscking up temperature, temperature returns to normal, humans increase in numbers. goto 10. Seems rational. I'm in.

    18. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seen the Dutch agri-scraper proposals?

      They're quite interesting... Basically, an entire farm that involves both livestock and agriculture that is entirely contained within one building, with waste products from one aspect being used in the others.

    19. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      That's 2,000 people less per KM^2, and Tokyo is a very livable area.

      Er, come again?

      Tokyo is one of the most crowded cities in the world. Name an American city that has "coffin hotels" were businessmen stay because they don't want to drive the six hours home every night.

      The limiting factor isn't living space; drive fifty miles in just about any direction from just about any point in the US and you're in the middle of nowhere. The limiting factor is a sufficient biomass to support humanity.

      The ratio they taught back in HS was that each step on the food chain requires ten times the biomass below and can support one tenth the mass above. So me, a 200-lbs human on the top of the food chain, needs 2,000 lbs of animal (and 20,000 lbs of plant) to support me. It's probably off, but it's a better number than the "Texas City" spiel you just gave.

      (It'd probably be better to rattle off something like a *country*'s popuation, and not a city.)

    20. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      I don't know how you figure that. If that guy balloned around the world in 30 days or close to it, any change in Europe will be felt within months over Canada and North Dakota. Air currents are connected too.

    21. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Air currents are important, but water carries much more energy and is able to have a greater effect.

    22. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by shadowbearer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "You can throw more money each year at telling people to turn down the heating, but each year the human population increases closer to (or perhaps beyond) the carrying capacity of the planet. This is the real problem"

      No, the real problem is the economic/real wars that will start over
      the remaining resources...which would make the deaths from the actual
      problem look like an exercise in trivial math.

      Anyone think that such wars would not happen? Read your history.

      SB

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    23. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Nobody - NOBODY - can predict what would happen.

      That's the scary part. I'm not so much worried about the actual
      food shortages as I am about the wars that would result as everyone
      remaining fought over the available resources - especially the
      spoiled people of the US, who are used to being spoonfed what they
      need.

      Not me. I'm self-sufficient.

      And Armed. So don't even think about stealing my crops :)

      SB

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    24. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Chelloveck · · Score: 2
      This is the head of the Woods Hole Oceanagraphic Institute...and he's basing his model on what he sees taking place in the oceans...this is fairly reliable scientific analysis...it can't be duplicated thru experimentation, but it's an interesting hypothesis nevertheless.

      <cynic>
      In other news, there's nothing like impending global disaster to save your institute from a major funding cut...
      </cynic>

      Okay, I'm not saying this is necessarily the case. But those last few paragraphs... Geez! They just scream, "The sky is falling! But we can stop it if you send us more money!"

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    25. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      You're operating on the false notion that it would be a sustainable situation for the whole world to be as crowded as the most densely populated parts are today.

      Uhm, I'm trying really hard to understand how you got to that point to think that is what I was saying. Do you realize how small Texas is in relation to the rest of the livable land area in the world? It's tiny. I'm talking small here. 6.2 billion people can live there, with more comfort than they do in Tokyo.

      Now, all I'm saying is that the planet is no where near carrying capicity.

      he only reason the crowded nation of Japan doesn't have starvation is because there exist OTHER nations that have more than enough land to grow food on, and Japan has the ability to trade with them, and it is a wealthy enough nation that it can easily buy as much as it needs.

      Uhm, Japan does make a lot of it's own food. I'll give you a hint, they eat fish over there. Lots of fish. Sea weed too. Even some beef, and other things that grow because only about 1/3 of Japan is livable for humans.. the rest, it goes to agriculture.

      No, you can't have the entire world as densely populated as Japan is - as long as people still need to eat food grown on farms.

      The world is as densely populated as Japan is, however Tokyo is the most densly populated city in the world. Understand the difference between Country and City? It's a rather large one...

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    26. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Certainly, if you tired to put everyone in the world into Texas, the most likely result would be that we just shoot each other until we are back down to 30 people per square kilometer

      Sorry, it is perfectly reasonable to believe that you have an area with 9,000 people per square kilo without them shooting themselves. Many cities do have areas like this, and the whole of Tokyo is well over that. I'm not saying you do put them into Texas, all I'm saying is that it is perfectly possible and plausible that in a land area the size of Texas, 6 billion people can live perfectly fine.

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    27. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Tokyo is one of the most crowded cities in the world. Name an American city that has "coffin hotels" were businessmen stay because they don't want to drive the six hours home every night.


      Tokyo is the most crowded city. You know why the businessmen stay in coffin hotels? They didn't realize it was cheaper to take an express trian back home (About $20-$25). Although, maybe they didn't want to spend the $90 for a real business hotel (I've stayed in one, in Shinjuku that was $80 and perfectly reasonable)

      The limiting factor isn't living space; drive fifty miles in just about any direction from just about any point in the US and you're in the middle of nowhere. The limiting factor is a sufficient biomass to support humanity.

      There are many places in the US where you can't drive 50 miles to get away from the city. Granted, if you drive 50 miles from Tokyo, you will also be in the middle of no where (unless you plan on taking long routes to get out). Most people don't drive distances like that in Japan though, that's why JRL is doing so well. They have more trains than they know what to do with and they all work really well to get you where you need to go. Need to go from Shinjuku to Aikihabara, done -- take a local train. Cheap ($1.50 or so) and fairly efficient. Want to go from Tokyo Station to Kyoto -- take an express or a super express, $25 - $100 and it's taking you the equivalent of 8 hours by car. That's why Japan is perfectly livable: because they designed it (mostly) smart.

      (It'd probably be better to rattle off something like a *country*'s popuation, and not a city.)
      The whole argument goes down as it's possible for people to be perfectly happy to live in an area that is over 9,000ppkm^2. Forget what it's country or city, it all breaks down the same.

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    28. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Arthur+Dent · · Score: 1
      No, you can't have the entire world as densely populated as Japan is - as long as people still need to eat food grown on farms.
      Do you mean these kinds or do you mean these kinds of farms?

      The problem is, as you can see if you follow the links above, most people are still under the mistaken assumption that you need land to grow food. That assumption is just so twentieth century.

      Think about it for a minute - there have been doomsdayers predicting famine for a long time. Isn't it funny how the carrying capacity of the planet keeps increasing along with the population?

    29. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      6.2 billion people can live there, with more comfort than they do in Tokyo.

      Yes, and hitting your thumb with a hammer is more comfortable than being burned alive. Some of us might not consider Toyko to be a very good standard of comfort to measure by.

      I'll give you a hint, they eat fish over there.

      I'll give you a hint - they fish from all over the Pacific Ocean to do that. They have some amazing hydroponic farms, but to have enough food they still have to fish the old-fashioned way - by sending lots of boats out around the world picking up lots of fish. Again, it's sustainable for one nation to do that, but not for all of them to do that to the level Japan does.

      The world is as densely populated as Japan is, however Tokyo is the most densly populated city in the world. Understand the difference between Country and City? It's a rather large one...

      (This data is as of July 2001):

      Total area of Japan: 377,835 sq km

      Population of Japan: 126,771,662

      So, average density = 335.5 people per sq km

      Land area of the world (to be fair, I'll take just the land area and ignore the oceans, which works in your argument's favor): 148.94 million sq km

      Population of the world: 6,157,400,560

      So, average density = 41.3 people per sq km


      Understand the difference between 41.3 and 335.5? It's a rather large one.

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    30. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      You *do* need land. Yes, you can stick the plants in water, but you still need to get nutrients from soil and introduce them to the water. Ocean life has a food chain that is dependant on the sedament, in just the same way land life depends on the minerals in soil. The Earth is not covered by only 4/5 land. It's covered by 100% land - it's just that most of it is flooded ;-)

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    31. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Understand the difference between 41.3 and 335.5? It's a rather large one.


      Yep, and you know what? Japan isn't even close to being filled to capacity. The point stands: Earth is no where near carrying capacity.

      The reason I provided the numbers and the data is purely for this sentence: ...but each year the human population increases closer to (or perhaps beyond) the carrying capacity of the planet. from the original parent. I'm not wrong. The planet can handle many many many more people. Unfortunately, it has a problem with human nature but that is independant of the number.

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    32. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Japan isn't even close to being filled to capacity.

      Yes it is. 335.5 people per square kilometer is over capacity. But it makes up for it by the fact that much of the REST of the world is under capacity, which was my whole point. The reason 335.5 people per square mile can live in Japan is because much of their food production (including fishing) occurs elsewhere, outside the country's political boundry.
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    33. Re:the disturbing part of all this is the source by Xerithane · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Yes it is. 335.5 people per square kilometer is over capacity. But it makes up for it by the fact that much of the REST of the world is under capacity, which was my whole point. The reason 335.5 people per square mile can live in Japan is because much of their food production (including fishing) occurs elsewhere, outside the country's political boundry.


      Have you ever been to Japan? I'd be really surprised if you have and think it's over capacity. Outside of Tokyo, it is not crowded. If you haven't been to Japan, you are talking out of your ass.

      And please provide proof that "much of their food production occurs elsewhere, outside the country's political boundry."

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  21. Global Warming by syntaxofinsanity · · Score: 1

    I'm interested to see how this will interact with global warming itself. I.e, if there is an "expected ice age" but global warming prevents it...maybe they will counter-act eachother in such a way where we dont even feel the change. Just food for thought, since we all know I have a P.h.D in Meterology

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  22. Re: "Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon?" by jacksoncannery · · Score: 2, Funny

    I HAVE THE MEMO.

  23. Woohoo! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is actually good news, at least now we can hold another "Elfstedentocht" again here in the Netherlands. Then again, having -20 degrees celcius all year round might not be as fun as it seems, though it would rock for once to have said "Elfstedentocht" in July... ^_^

    Then again, I was expecting global warming which would place my town right next to the sea. I already had a burger stall planned out to make money on the German tourists... :(

    1. Re:Woohoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of us who don't speak Dutch, what does that mean?? Babelfish does German, but not Dutch...

    2. Re:Woohoo! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "Elfstedentocht" (meaning "The 11 cities marathon") is a both competetive as well as non-competetive skating event done whenever possible in the Dutch province of Friesland or Frylân in it's own dialect. The Frysian people have allot of customs and habits that differentiate the Frysian culture from the dutch one, but one of the most notable things is the Elfstedentocht, a long (nearly 200km) skating marathon, charatarized by both the massive number of participants as well as the massive number of spectators.

      The Elfstedentocht itself is divided in two main events, the time-trail of which most participants are professionals and the tour, of which most participants are amateurs. Both follow the same rules, where skaters are to collect stamps at designated and sometimes hidden checkpoints. Only when all stamps are collected and the skater finishes the Elfstedentocht in time, will it be considered as complete. In the end, there are no real prizes to be won except a small but coveted medal called an "Elfstedenkruisje". (Cross of the 11 cities) The only thing other then that is cult status for the winner of the time-trail.

      Lately, this event is becoming more and more rare due to soft winters we experience here in the Netherlands, though when it does happen, it nearly equeals itself with the football/soccer World Cup events in popularity. Also, it's a different side of the Netherlands most people don't know about. If you can skate, if you know some dutch people and if you got quite some endurance, be sure to sign up for this. It is far less of a commercial event then most other sporting events and it's a refreshing break from the normal stereotype that enshrouds us Dutchies. (No, we do not wear clogs all day, we do not all live in windmills, we do not each have our own cannabis garden nor do we all walk around sticking our fingers in dykes or large mounds of earth bordering rivers. Thank you.)

    3. Re:Woohoo! by snake_dad · · Score: 2
      Frylân in it's own dialect

      Language, you insensitive clod! ;)

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    4. Re:Woohoo! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      Ah well, if that's the biggest mistake I made, then sod it :) At least I did give you people credit for your own culture and all, far more then any regular dutch person is willing to admit ;) (Maybe because I'm a tiny little bit Frysian as well...)

      Frylân boppe!

    5. Re:Woohoo! by meeder · · Score: 1

      -20 centigrade isn't all that bad, below -30 it's getting a little uncomfortable... I've been in Finland in February 1997 and it was -25 during the day and below -30 during nighttime, it wasn't uncomfortable at all. when the temperature went above -10 I unzipped my coat because it was warm.. :)

  24. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would think that if we had a sudden cooling, other nations would pay us to be pumping out those greenhouse gases to warm everything up.

  25. Why build and igloo? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    You can buy a bunch of them here.

    1. Re:Why build and igloo? by quacking+duck · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can buy mine on ebay. Some assembly required, no insurance provided against water damage to shipping boxes.

  26. Scaring pocketbooks open. by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I dunno, the article is full of 'what if' and 'could be' and 'possibly'. The theory itself seems to be an alternate consequence of the Global Warming theory, which in itself hasn't been conclusively proven or disproven.

    These scientists always seem to oversimplify the complex system that is the earths weather pattern.

    They talk as if its fact, but the best anyone can do is an educated guess. We don't understand the earth. If we could you wouldn't hear "60% chance of rain" on the nightly weather report.

    I wonder why they do it.

    From the about WHOI page:

    Funding
    The Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution is supported by a mix of grants from federal agencies including the National Science Foundation and the Office of Naval Research, private contributions, and endowment income.

    Oh, I guess people are less likely to contribute to the "Everything is A-OK" foundation.

    Not that I'm against them, they're better than other eco-groups which do nothing but spout speculative doom-and-gloom prophecies. At least these guys are scientists, not activists. The article warned of possible climate changes, not an end to all life as we know it.

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    1. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by maw · · Score: 1
      Oh, I guess people are less likely to contribute to the "Everything is A-OK" foundation.

      Not so. They get plenty of funding. They just don't call themselves that. Instead, they call themselves (in the US) the Democrats and Republicans, (in Australia) Labor and Liberal, etc.

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    2. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by Maryck · · Score: 1

      I dunno, the article is full of 'what if' and 'could be' and 'possibly'. The theory itself seems to be an alternate consequence of the Global warming theory, which in itself hasn't been conclusively proven or disproven.

      Actually, the article is based primary on the studies which have indicated that the percentage of freshwater in the North Atlantic is increased substantially over the past couple of decades. This can be attributed to global warming and the melting of the glaciers, but even the scientists in the article admit they are not certain what the cause is.

    3. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by girouette · · Score: 1

      The significant analogy, used in the article, is that we know we are walking (hurtling semi-blindly?) toward a cliff. The uncertainty is with how fast we'll get there.

      What bothers me is that they seem to be unable to quantify that distance, even a little. The fact that it happened once, only 12500 year ago, should indicate that we are not that far from the "cliff".

      At first glance, it seems to me like the type of problem that numerical modelling should be able to handle reasonably well, at least well enough for what-if studies. Real-world prediction would require field data on ice melt. But I guess these things are never easy.

      Finally, I agree with posters in other threads that this should not be misconstrued as "the end of global warming". Complex problems have complex ramifications.

      I encourage everyone read the article, if you haven't alreday. It's good to see accessible writing from one of the authorities in the field.

    4. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by LMCBoy · · Score: 2

      These scientists always seem to oversimplify the complex system that is the earths weather pattern.

      Well, no. They don't "oversimplify", at least not to each other. Climate is understood through computer modeling. The models are as complex as modern technology and programming technique will allow. Now, if they are attempting to distill their model results into a form that people unfamiliar with the years of research behind them can understand, then they do by necessity skip a lot of details. Is this "oversimplifying"?

      The models show that the Earth may be on the verge of a rapid climatological shift to colder temperatures, as a result of greenhouse gases and their warming effect on the atmosphere. This may be counter-intuitive, but that doesn't make it false. Does it mean there's a guarantee that this is going to happen? No. Does that mean they're just guessing? Absolutely not. There is a danger. The consequences are too great to ignore it.

      They talk as if its fact, but the best anyone can do is an educated guess. We don't understand the earth. If we could you wouldn't hear "60% chance of rain" on the nightly weather report.

      You forgot to consider the fact that the spatial scales involved in rainfall are much smaller than the spatial coverage of a local news broadcast. So, if a weather system is moving through that is going to dump rain on 60% of your station's broadcast area, you say: "chance of rain 60%". Note, I have "oversimplified" things (darn scientists!!), but you get the idea.

      Oh, I guess people are less likely to contribute to the "Everything is A-OK" foundation.

      Do you seriously believe that they're just making up the results to acquire federal funding? Furthermore, do you seriously believe the government is more likely to fund research that indicates we cannot continue our current economic activity without grave consequences to the environment? Would we not expect the opposite, if we were to cynically (and ignorantly) guess that science funding was based on the answers, and not on the questions?

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    5. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by Pauly · · Score: 2
      Not that I'm against them, they're better than other eco-groups which do nothing but spout speculative doom-and-gloom prophecies. At least these guys are scientists, not activists.

      What's the presumption here? Is it that to be "better" one has to have some overt economic merit to The Cor? What's wrong with our society funding research just for the sake of knowledge? Do you think environmental scientists are some sort of professional welfare recipients? This sentiment is assinine enough to be fodder for The Simpsons:

      From The Simpsons: Bart The Fink (1996):
      "It doesn't matter how you live or what you did. As long as you're on TV, people will respect you."
      "Respect? Pah! What good is respect without the moolah to back it up? Everywhere I go I see teachers driving Ferraris! Research scientists drinking champagne!"
      Bart Simpson and Krusty the Clown

      Ayn Rand was right, science is ruined by public funding. Scientific pursuit and public opinion make poor partners.

    6. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      You don't get very much political fundraising mail, do you? All fundraising mail is designed to either make you scared or angry. This article, viewed in a fundraiser's context would make a great insert in a future campaign.

    7. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by cybercuzco · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They talk as if its fact, but the best anyone can do is an educated guess. We don't understand the earth. If we could you wouldn't hear "60% chance of rain" on the nightly weather report.

      This is a common misconception. Just because its hard to understand small parts of the system, does not mean that it is impossible to understand the whole system. For example, heisenbergs uncertainty principle states that you cannot know the exact position or velocity of a single subatomic particle. however, if that subatomic particle happens to be in my car, and im going down the freeway at 60 mph, and ive got my gps on, Ive got a pretty good idea not only of its position and velocity, but the position and velocity of its surrounding particles. Each particle is going to have lots of other velocities due to heat, collisions etc, but I know that at least one component is 60mph. My point is, its hard to predict what the weather is going to be like tomorrow, its relatively easy to predict what the weather trend is going to be, warming cooling, wetter, drier. Take el-nino for example. We know that when el-nino occurs, it will be a milder winter. We dont know that its going to snow on the 21st of december in buffalo, but we do know that when the winter is over, buffalo should have recieved less snow than normal.

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    8. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by moertle · · Score: 1

      .. including the National Science Foundation and the Office of Naval Research

      Yeah, but these guys fund everyone, everyday in the lab at school I hear NSF grant this and ONR budget that.

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    9. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      Climate is understood through computer modeling

      This is the fatal flaw. The only accurate model of climate/weather is a full-scale model which cannot be simulated electronically. The fact that they are depending on computer modeling to predict amything renders their predictions about as valuable as a random guess. Their point of oversimplification is where they expect a computer model to remain even remotely accurate beyond two or three months.

      There is a danger. The consequences are too great to ignore it.

      Hogwash. The computer models are based on such a high degree of assumption that their predictions of danger are equivalent to worrying about comet impacts. The assumption that the earth's climate is unstable enough to be thrown out of whack by the activities of such tiny bugs as we humans is the ultimate ego trip. You talk about scale, but you clearly have no idea of how insignificant we are. There have been events of much greater import in this planet's history that make our piddling about with "greenhouse gases" pale in comparison.

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    10. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

      I dunno, the article is full of 'what if' and 'could be' and 'possibly'. The theory itself seems to be an alternate consequence of the Global Warming theory, which in itself hasn't been conclusively proven or disproven.

      SNIP

      They talk as if its fact, but the best anyone can do is an educated guess. We don't understand the earth.

      OK. Make up your mind, which one is it? Are they presenting possibilities or facts?

      Your whole argument seems quite confused. You admit "we don't understand the earth" (Note that Earth is a proper noun, and should be capitalized. There is only one, which is why these things are important.) But when a researcher thinks we should study some aspect of the Earth, they are "Scaring Open Pocketbooks." That claim really only applies if somebody is grossly exagerating or outright falsifying a potential problem, claims which would be very hard to levy against Woods Hole.

      The article warned of possible climate changes, not an end to all life as we know it.

      If your occupation relies on a relatively stable cliate, like a fisherman or farmer, than this type of change could easily end your life as you know it. Or is the "as we know it" part just hyperbole and you mean "end all life period"? Because if you mean the latter, I think your perspecive is a little off. Problems become important long before they threaten mankind with extinction.

    11. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by maw · · Score: 1

      My point was that major political parties almost invariably want to stick with the status quo on most things. You're of course correct that they scaremonger a lot, though.

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    12. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by BryanL · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes the article is a bunch of what ifs and maybes, but what if it wasn't. We cannot stick our heads in the sand and pretend that everything will be ok in ten years just because it is now. We need to think about these issues, weigh the evidence or lack therof, and make policy/personal decisions to prepare for the future. If the evidence points to the fact there is a low likelihood of dramatic global change then we are none the worse for thinking about the possibility. But if dramatic global changes happen and humankind is completely unaware and unprepared, then we are screwed.

    13. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Labor=conservative
      Liberal=liberal
      interesting. Gotta visit Australia someday. I met some great people from Australia while I was overseas.
      Scare tactics shake people up just enough to get them to contribute. Not enough to get them to do much of anything else.

    14. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by Illserve · · Score: 2

      Do you seriously believe that they're just making up the results to acquire federal funding? Furthermore, do you seriously believe the government is more likely to fund research that indicates we cannot continue our current economic activity without grave consequences to the environment?

      Yes, I do. There is a huge pro-warming political mood in Washington, and yes, projects that indicate global warming is occurring are more likely to get funding at present, paradoxical as that may seem.

      The economic pressures of the global warming findings haven't really penetrated the agencies that provide funding.

    15. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by LMCBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only accurate model of climate/weather is a full-scale model which cannot be simulated electronically. The fact that they are depending on computer modeling to predict amything renders their predictions about as valuable as a random guess.

      Sorry, I can't agree with you here. The only way to achieve prefect accuracy would be a "full-scale" model (if I understand your use of that phrase correctly); however, you do not need perfect accuracy to make useful scientific predictions about the behavior of complex systems. The question is: are the models accurate enough? Now, we can have a long, drawn-out argument about that, but unless either of us is a climate modeler, there isn't much point. However, I really have to take exception to the claim that a complex system must be perfectly modeled before useful predictions can be made. That is an unreasonable expectation, and is not at all how science works. All of experimental science is about taking a natural phenomenon and simplifying it in the lab or in a computer simulation until a particular behavior can be isolated and understood. That's how it's been done since Galileo.

      That said, I actually agree that the Earth's climate is an extremely complex system, and that it is not obvious which current model predictions (if any) can be trusted. However, even if we restrict ourselves to things that we are reasonably sure about, I submit there is still cause for concern.

      These are the facts:

      1. The Earth's climate is a poorl-understood, very complex system. We both agree on this, but I think this fact should make us worry more, not less. The climate has shown extremely volatile behavior in its past. It does not appear that its present state is any kind of stable equilibrium point; indeed the stability of the climate over the last few thousand years is quite an anomaly if you compare it to earlier epochs.

      2. We are just becoming aware that ocean currents play a critical role in determining the climate, especially for the mid-latiudes. The ocean is basically a global thermal conveyor belt. If its route is shifted, extreme changes in climate are likely.

      3. The polar caps are receding. This is well-correlated with the spike in global average temperatures since the industrial revolution. Set aside the argument about the cause of this increase in global temperature, and the subsequent receding of the polar ice; the existence of both is verified by repeatable, empirical evidence.

      4. Computer models show that a little more melting of polar ice will likely result in significant shifts in global ocean currents. Because the system is complex, they cannot of course be certain how the currents will shift, or exactly what the consequences are; however, by exploring parameter space it is possible to get an idea how likely certain outcomes are. The outcome of a mini-ice age has a significant probability in the models. You can hope that there's some systematic error or missing piece in the models, and perhaps there is. But to dismiss the model predictions altogether based on this assumption of error seems, well, ill-advised.

      The assumption that the earth's climate is unstable enough to be thrown out of whack by the activities of such tiny bugs as we humans is the ultimate ego trip. You talk about scale, but you clearly have no idea of how insignificant we are.

      Nor do you. Anyway, everything I've said in this post stands, even if we hypothetically accept that current climatological changes have nothing to do with human activity.

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    16. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Just a word of advice. Never say "ayn rand was right". It just totally ruins your credibility. Then again, you are user #382.

    17. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      It can also be argued that things are not "OK" now, that our
      climate is changing already.....

      There's a lot of evidence, but little consensus on what it means...

      SB

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    18. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "Yes, I do. There is a huge pro-warming political mood in Washington"

      Huh? what are you on crack or something. GW Bush is the president, gail norton is the interior secy, the republicans enjoy a mojority on the supreme court, The house is solidly republican and the senate is barely democratic. How does that add up to pro warming political mood let alone a "huge pro warming" political mood.

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    19. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by Illserve · · Score: 2

      As I said clearly in my post, the economic advantage of the anti-global warming sentiment has not penetrated the agencies responsibile for grant funding.

      Yes GW Bush is in the white house, but he's not the one sitting on grant review committees. Those people are not flushed out with each admnisitration.

    20. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open. by maw · · Score: 1
      Labor=conservative
      Liberal=liberal

      No, in Australia, the Liberal (and National) party is the more conservative party. Labor (it's spelt without a u) is somewhat more liberal. The genuinely liberal parties (that matter) are the Australian Democrats and the Greens, however.

      IIRC (I'm not actually Australian, but I lived there for about three years, and was called an honourary Aussie a few times) the reason the Liberals are called the Liberals had to do with having relatively lax party discipline (at least compared to Labor) once upon a time. They're not very liberal in that regard either, anymore.

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  27. FATBASTARD CAUSES GLOBAL CHILL.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kyoto bans red suits. News at 11.

  28. Yawn.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, right. These guys can't even forecast the weather a month from now! Heck, they can't even figure out where a hurricane is going to end up.

  29. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by pastorJ · · Score: 1

    Hold on... we are responsible for global cooling because of our greenouse gas emissions??? I wish the environmental scare artists would get real jobs and fund actual scientists to do research instead of trying to blame every possible environmental fluctiation on mankind specifically the U.S.

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  30. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China, Russia, Bangladesh and a host of other countries put out more pollution than the U.S. Thank you for playing the Bleeding Heart Enviro-whacko Blame Game. Please try again.

  31. Just wait a darn minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought I was supposed to be telling my grandchildren that I had to walk to school uphill both ways in a snowstorm... not the other way around!

    1. Re:Just wait a darn minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What...? That you had to walk a snowstorm to school up a hill both ways? :)

  32. Re:My Athlons won' t melt! by spike+hay · · Score: 2

    Good for overclockers, bad to cooler makers =)

    Actually, your OCed Athlon will reverse the ice age and induce horrendous global warming.

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  33. Come to Canada to get practice by pardasaniman · · Score: 1

    If you want to prepare for the ice age, come to canada. We need lots more unix geeks anyway. (with the exception of ottawa)

  34. Great Oceanic Conveyor by leed_25 · · Score: 1


    There was a PBS program --Nova, I believe-- which did a one hour treatment of this subject. I saw it in the last 6 months on KQED.

    1. Re:Great Oceanic Conveyor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warnings from the Ice.

  35. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by bobwoodard · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, now I'm confused. I thought we were to blame for global warming? How am I supposed to feel guilty, if I can't keep track what I'm guily of? Oh, that's right, it doesn't really matter does it?

  36. Why Frightened? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 4, Interesting

    All we're seeing here is our planet's self-correction mechanisms at work. There is likely nothing that we mere humans can do to permanently change the planet. It's design contains a complex system of checks and balances that we might actually be able to understand a fraction of in another 1000 years or so. We argue on the basis of the understanding of a few variables in a system with nearly infinite variables and it laughs at us.

    But why fright? I would love a 10 degree drop in St. Louis. Enough to cut the oppressive humid heat out of the summers and get the snow cold enough to stay snow instead of becoming mucky slush in the winter. It would be a refreshing break. And the glaciers of North America need another boost. They've been disappearing in places.

    The problem with us is that our cities are now too large and our roots too deep. We build expecting the rivers and coasts to stay where they are, not realizing that where they are is not where they were 50 years ago. Then we try to hold nature back. We confine rivers to courses that bottleneck their flood waters, we build dikes to keep the ocean at bay, we water to keep the deserts at bay... STOP!!! If nature wants to move a river or change a coast, let it! If people have the money to build there, let them! But don't get upset when their homes are swept away. They should know and accept the risk. We need to learn to build with the expectation of change... even welcoming it. Build so that change enhances.

    And all you environmentalists out there, stop whining. 150 years ago this nation was so smoggy the buildings had to be scrubbed of soot every year. We were in a little ice age just 200 years ago. Its the cycle of life. You think way more of us then nature does if you think we can actually put any real dent in it. Things will change. And over the long term, they'll get better (my dream is a society with enough clean energy that we can all afford to move to massive underground complexes and restore the surface to be one big park)(oh, that means NO SOLAR PANELS MUCKING UP THE HORIZON TOO). This planet can afford for us to make our mistakes and learn from them.

    1. Re:Why Frightened? by sekensirazu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That mentality will drive our species to extinction. For proof, read Daniel Quinn's Ishmael. For more immediate information, read this. Some of your points are good, i.e. that there are checks and balances in place. However, in the last 10000 years alone humans have seized the role of proprietor on this planet and have single-handedly changed permanently these mechanisms. If you're as observant as your post suggests, you owe it to yourself to read the book I have listed above... it would clear up a lot of the confusion you must feel.

    2. Re:Why Frightened? by mithras+the+prophet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Planets do not have self-correction mechanisms. They are not alive.

      I do agree with your broader point that it is foolish to expect to "freeze" nature at a particular point. You're right - life will go on. Bacteria and the cockroaches will probably be just fine.

      However, it is downright idiotic to just throw up your hands and let anything go. The future is largely in our hands, and we can determine what kind of environment we will live in. (e.g. Our cities and waterways are less polluted now than 100 years ago because of a profound cultural shift and stringent regulations, not because they just "got better").

      You can choose to live in a world without old-growth forest or spotted owls or wild areas, a world with a Sahara desert covering half of Africa and matching deserts on each continent. I'd rather be a little more careful and preserve some of the pretty stuff for my grandkids.

      Just ask Venus and Mars whether they "self-corrected" their climate change...

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    3. Re:Why Frightened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, in the last 10000 years alone humans have seized the role of proprietor on this planet and have single-handedly changed permanently these mechanisms.

      Permanently? Uuuhh... yeah, right. Is your RL handle Chicken Little? Pick us up, move us to [...somewhere else...], and return to Earth after a million years. What would you see? I imagine the Earth is such a large and dynamic ecosystem you would not find any permanently changed mechanisms.

    4. Re:Why Frightened? by Debillitatus · · Score: 2
      All we're seeing here is our planet's self-correction mechanisms at work.

      Why would the planet have such a self-correcting mechanism? The earth doesn't care one way or the other whether or not it's hotter or colder. Even most species wouldn't care a whole bunch one way or the other, they'd just migrate.

      The problem is, of course, we'd care. Considering how much of a pain in the ass it would be to move NYC 10 miles inland.

      There is likely nothing that we mere humans can do to permanently change the planet. It's design contains a complex system of checks and balances

      Are you basing this on intuition? This is some shady stuff. I know that some creationists and like-minded people would claim the earth was "designed", but I'm not sure I should take that so seriously. In fact, there is evidence that we can change climate on a global scale. Not incontrovertible evidence, but some evidence nonetheless. I'm not aware of any evidence which suggests we can't. The most you could argue for, scientifically, is that we haven't. Unless, again, you're basing your arguments on intuition.

      Again speaking of temperature, from the earth's "point of view", the temperature is irrelevant, so there's no reason to have a correction mechanism. There's no selection pressure on planets that I'm aware of.

      When you're ready to talk science and not new-Age mumbo-jumbo, let us know.

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    5. Re:Why Frightened? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're wrong. Our planet can indeed be looked at as a complex living organism built around a stone. In fact, to understand its weather patterns, it MUST be looked at that way. The various bacterias, plankton, algaes, etc. have a tremendous moderating impact. And moderating doesn't always mean "calming" or "smoothing". Sometimes, a moderation involves swinging to an extreme for a while to achieve a balance again.

      I too like all of the things you spoke of. I spend two weeks camping in Yellowstone every year that are what keeps me going. But, our cities and waterways are not less polluted because of a cultural shift, they are less polluted because of a technological growth that will continue.

      I'm just saying we need a dose of reality. For example, every year they harp on the ozone levels in St. Louis being too high. We have all sorts of special restrictions in place trying to bring them down. But they are just starting to figure out that its not us at all. The forests to our west contain a tree that produces over 80% of our ozone in the summer. And the numbers of that tree are increasing. We can't win... that is unless we start paying people to save the environment by cutting down all of their treees. And what's wrong with not winning? We can always move! That's what they used to do when nature caused problems in one place. Rather than trying to change it, just move to another.

      We think we know it all, and really we know next to nothing. No amount of supercomputer power can ever accurately predict our effects on our planet or its effects on us because ever little thing here is a variable that must be taken into account.

      The only thing hurt in the long terms by these changes is our control freak egos.

    6. Re:Why Frightened? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Every year of this planet's life it has been permanently changed from the year before. It's a continuously changing system that has amazing resiliency. If you believe some, we had dinosaurs here millions of years ago. We don't now. Perhaps we should view that change as one that shouldn't have happened, dig up their DNA, recreate them, and wipe ourselves out of their way.

      Life is all about change. Species will come and go and like species may in fact come again. Mankind's "permanent" change on this planet hardly even amount to a measurable fraction of the changes it's been through.

    7. Re:Why Frightened? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Creationist, evolutionist, it doesn't really matter which point of view you come from, the end truth is the same. The miles deep layer of life completely encompassing the planet IS the correction mechanism. It has evolved to manage the environment. Evolution theory has been missing the boat in concentrating on first order effects. Their are second, third, and so on layers of orders of symbiotic relationships amongst the life forms on the planet. Combined, the whole system has an (observed) ability to recover from disasters that is quite beyond anything we could come up with.

      And by the way, whether you believe in evolution or creationism, you should at least be able to acknowledge that it will likely be many lifetimes before mankind will even posess the capacity to completely understand our ecosystem, much less come up with anything better. If not, when you start understanding how much mumbo-jumbo your "science" is, we'll talk again.

      The first step in learning is realizing that you don't know.

    8. Re:Why Frightened? by Glytch · · Score: 2

      But why fright? I would love a 10 degree drop in St. Louis. Enough to cut the oppressive humid heat out of the summers and get the snow cold enough to stay snow instead of becoming mucky slush in the winter.

      This may surprise you, but not everyone lives in St. Louis. Just a thought.

      Some of us live in places with nice pleasant 20 summers and irritating -25 winters. I for one would not like to see cold 10 summers and hellish -35 winters.

    9. Re:Why Frightened? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      But, that's really the point. You're human, you can move. Heck, that's what I'm working on doing. I've purchased some land in a cooler place and I'm heading that way as soon as I can drum up the contracts I need.

      Whatever your summers have been in very recent times, they weren't the same 50, 100, 200, 300, 400, or 500 years ago and they won't be the same 50, 100, 200, 300 or more years in the future. The expectation that we seem to have developed that the weather in an area won't change over our lifetime is not born out by history. Those who are saying "but its been this way all my life" are missing the point. Your lifetime is not even a noticeable spec on the timeline. Go back a mere few decades more, and I bet you'll find it was different.

    10. Re:Why Frightened? by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

      There is likely nothing that we mere humans can do to permanently change the planet

      Five nuclear warheads and the Dr. Evil say that you're bluffing. I see your "likely nothing" and raise a "nuclear winter" :) .

    11. Re:Why Frightened? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Its sort of off subject and certainly inflammatory for those who debate with their emotions,, but I'll go there :o)

      Nuclear winter is mostly a fiction raised by the superpowers to try to scare each other's populations out of allowing their governments to do the "unthinkable". It was part of the psychological aspect of the cold war. In truth, nuclear war was not unthinkable, but doing it in a way that would cause a nuclear winter, was. Except for in the earliest stages when we hadn't thought things out enough, most of the real plans of each side factored in what the effect of different strategies would be on their own survival. Thus, they all leaned towards heavy usage of air bursts for maximum devastation and minimum fallout. We even went so far as to develop bombs optimized this way while carefully manipulating the popular scientific community into becoming a propaganda machine spewing fiction. Those who were the most scared during the cold war were those who knew the most closely held truth. It WAS thinkable.

      More on subject,,, sure, if we exploded a few thousand warheads as slightly below ground bursts (far enough to lift more matter, but shallow enough to still allow the bulk into the air instead of trapping it), we could have an effect that would last 100s of years. But the overall ecosystem would recover from even that scenario which isn't likely to occur because it doesn't leave anyone in power. Heck, even humanity would likely survive. Its a big planet.

      And if you believe in evolution, you could conclude that the shakeups in both the gene pool and the various predator vs. prey matrices might cause a temporary dip in the ecosystem but in the longer term would likely increase the diversity and strength of the ecosystem. Put another way, evolution would go into hyperdrive. That's just one of the checks and balances in this very ACTIVE ecosystem we live in.

    12. Re:Why Frightened? by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I would enjoy that. Bring it on.

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    13. Re:Why Frightened? by AsparagusChallenge · · Score: 1

      Fine, I was not *so* serious (anything with a reference to Dr. Evil should be taken with a sense of humor).

      But we, as human beings, are powerful. We can really change the planet. Maybe it, as hypothesed by Lovelock and Margulis, can heal itself given enough time; but even considering the earth as a living, self healing entity, there should be a limit where the change can't be reverted.

    14. Re:Why Frightened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the planet is just a stone. Albeit one in thermodynamic balance. That balance comes mostly from the shape and content of the stone - not the biology that calls it home.

      The Earth's solar influx, convective systems, and radiation profile are far, far, more powerful than the temporary whiles of human behavior. It is just the typical diety delusions of the human masses that blow this whold "Global Warming/Cooling/Pollution/etc" thing all out of proportion in relation to the long term operation of the Earth's processes.

      "The Earth" WILL adapt. With, or without, humans and whatever they may do.

      But, humans are making a mess of their niche. Drinking water is being polluted with seriously bad chemicals that our biology is unable to deal with. Similar with many airborne chemicals.

      CO2, in particular, is a no brainer. The Earth has a number of well established systems for handling CO2. I love it when people talk about "reducing CO2" as if it were a pollutant. It is not. It is an integral, if not the core, mission of live -- the carbon cycle.

      What we need, really need, is to get the money and politics (both sides) out of the "Environmental" agenda. We just don't understand the science enough to be rightous about anything. Maybe pumping more CO2 into the air will cause more trees/food to grow. Maybe it will make more of the world habitable to the north. Maybe the heat will be disipated just by speeding up the Earth's air/water circulation a bit. Or, not.

      We just don't know. But we do know the Earth will be just fine, with our without us.

    15. Re:Why Frightened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, permanently is such a long time. Eventually the Earth will be serialized through the Black body in Virgo, but only after the Sun burns out.

      So I'd imagine that whatever we do to cause damage "permanently" doesn't matter all that much.

    16. Re:Why Frightened? by gte910h · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. Our planet can indeed be looked at as a complex living organism built around a stone.

      Not just a stone, but a stone with a warm gooey center.

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    17. Re:Why Frightened? by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      The concept of equilibrium is not foreign, or new, or associated purely with what you refer to as "creationists". A body in space will over time attain a constant temperature. Surface temperatures on this planet are relatively constant (compared to others) because of the existence of the atmosphere and the convection currents described in the article. Obviously, if the sun's output were a constant, we could expect relatively constant ranges of temperatures. However, the earth is not alone in the solar system, and there are so many variable quantities affecting the earth's local temperatures that they cannot yet be modeled in a simulation. I don't dispute that everything presented is true. I simply suggest that if the earth's oceans can hold as much energy as the author suggests, then whatever factors caused any polar melting are in the past and cannot be reversed. If the heat energy is already in the oceans, and is sufficient to melt pack ice, then that's just it. It's effectively over for the stable temperatures until storms and wind dissipate all that energy. After that, the earth will again assume some form of equilibrium. What we cannot assume is that man is the cause of this. Man is not the chief producer of any of the listed greenhouse gases. Volcanism, rotting vegetation, rocks, animal farts, bacteria, all these things have us beat. (Rocks, you say? ) Yes, ROCKS release CO2 when they erode. Granite and other igneous rocks are the worst at this. They're apparently saturated with CO2 in solution, and release it as the rock wears away. It's a tiny amount, but as you might guess, there are quite a few rocks in the world these days. I'd even say maybe THOUSANDS of rocks. What's obviously needed here is to place each of these rocks in a plastic bag, seal off all the volcanoes, and kill all the cows, gnus (oh, no), and other herding herbivores. To prevent them from rotting and releasing even more CO2 and methane, we have to catapult them into space. Same goes for forests. Gotta till them under. Only once the earth is a shiny asphalt sphere will these climate changes halt. PAVE THE PLANET!

    18. Re:Why Frightened? by Malcontent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hate to break it to you but the smog got cleaned because the environmentalists pushed for it. The republicans, the chamber of commerce and the rest of industrial complex fought it every step of the way like they always do but thank god they lost. If the world was full of people like you then the smog would be even worse.

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    19. Re:Why Frightened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the thing is: it is an average 10 degrees drop. That wouldn't mean that for your place there'll be a 10F drop (on the other hand that also suggest that there will be places that experience more than a 10F drop!!!)

    20. Re:Why Frightened? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how much pollution has been released into the atmosphere by the earth itself?

      Mt. St. Helens' eruption released more krap into the atmosphere than humans have since we discovered fire. If you think that there is no correction in place on this planet maybe you should look at the quantity of poisonous chemicals that have been relessed by volcanoes just in the last century. Also consider that during one of the most prolific periods of bio-density on the earth (generally speaking: the dinosaur age), scientists speculate that volcanoes were MUCH more active than they are now. If there were no correction methods in place on the Earth we would all be breathing carbondioxide and hydrogen sulfide by now.

      Funny, I just can't escape the feeling that if we go too much further, WE might be the correction that is made to the Earth.

      It is completely impossible to say anything intelligent or enlightening in a space this size, excep

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    21. Re:Why Frightened? by mandolin · · Score: 2
      The forests to our west contain a tree that produces over 80% of our ozone in the summer.

      Well, I'm curious. Which genus/species? Link? I couldn't seem to google it out.

    22. Re:Why Frightened? by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      I think it was a particular type of Oak. Can't remember the specifics, but a researcher from Washington University here in St. Louis has been on TV about it a couple of times. I'll try to Google it...

    23. Re:Why Frightened? by mandolin · · Score: 1

      cool, here and here are some interesting links I found, thanks for the "oak" tip.

  37. Previous advanced socities. by will_die · · Score: 1

    Since according to all the other scientists the greenhouse affect is totaly caused by humans, and nothing else is causing enough of a change to create the greenhouse effects.
    Since this article indicates that this freezing is caused by the greenhouse effects, and this has happen multiple times in the past.
    This all leads to the most simply solution:
    The Atlantians drove SVUs. And I plan to sue them.

    1. Re:Previous advanced socities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it got them where????? The planet will always survive. Mankind on the other hand, is a different matter.

  38. better start by night_flyer · · Score: 2

    pumping more greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere then....

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  39. Heh. by zapfie · · Score: 1

    Well, at least I won't have to worry about my Athlon overheating..

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  40. Ice age.. by digitalsynapse · · Score: 1

    I find this hard to believe, considering the global warming proof being presented by fairly reputable atmospheric scientists. There's an article to the contrary located here (nature.com) that I found interesting. Regardless, isn't it a little absurd to assume that changes to the world are going to happen within a decade or two of us realizing the consequences of our actions? If we've really been doing this since the 1800s, it's obviously been a gradual build-up and not something that's going to happen in ten years. Enviromental alarmism or not, maybe we have ample time to fix our mistakes?

    1. Re:Ice age.. by chriton · · Score: 1

      I just have to say "what a goof". Have you never tried to build the tallest pile of sand possible? Let me relate: You slowly add sand to the top and it forms a cone. The cone slowly grows taller & taller. If you are careful, you can get the pile pretty high. At some point, however, no matter how slowly you add more sand, the pile will fall. As an oversimplification, maybe you can equate the height of the sand pile to the temperature in London. That's just about the simplest nonlinear system I can think of (hopefully you understand it). Weather is WAY more complicated than that.

      Just a little more heat to melt just a little more of Greenland and the Artic Oceans ice to make the North Atlantic Ocean a little less and POOF! the Gulf Stream stops or slow significantly like a sand pile falling. The effects will be seen in many more places than the ocean, I promise.

      Are we close to critical point for the Gulf Stream? Who knows? Do we need to study the ocean's effects on the atmosphere more? Well, only if we WANT to be able to predict the weather a month in advance or longer.

      I would like to add, since no one has pointed it out yet, the Gulf Stream wasn't stopped 200 years ago. That's when it was described first (by Ben Franklin).

      I'm neither an environmental doomsayer nor a zealot, but I'm not a GOOF either. Read some books on chaos theory; it's very interesting.

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  41. Igloos? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2

    Ah, survival is an excellent teacher ...

    1. Re:Igloos? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      I thought survival was the reward for learning your lessons. Survival is an excellent incentive, but it doesn't seem to me it teaches all that much.

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  42. Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses... by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Earths mag field periodically reverses too, which could cause all sorts of mischief such as affecting climate.

    Nature reported that the magnetic field off the southern tip of Africa has already flipped. Anomalies like these have already reduced the strength of the planet's magnetic field by about 10 percent.

  43. YOU'RE DOUBLY GUILTY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're causing global warming AND the ice age. It's no wonder everyone hates you.

    1. Re:YOU'RE DOUBLY GUILTY! by bobwoodard · · Score: 1

      Like another poster mentioned, it's actually part of the plan. The two are supposed to cancel each other out!

      Of course, a complication here is (as the author mentions) that these cold snaps aren't unusal (historically speaking), so we should probably just keep pumping out the greenhouse gases, to make sure we can alleviate future cold snaps.

  44. southern hemisphere? by Karamchand · · Score: 1

    But what about the southern hemisphere? The (very interesting!) article only says about the consequences for the northern hemisphere, which will get much more cooler. So I guess the southern hemisphere is getting much more warmer?

    1. Re:southern hemisphere? by bobwoodard · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's in the south, right? 8-)

    2. Re:southern hemisphere? by yellowcat · · Score: 1

      The *atmosphere* in both north and south will get warmer. The atmosphere will get warmer in the north than in the south, since there is more ocean in the south that can absorb more of that heat without too much trouble. (the top 10m of the ocean have the same heat capacity as the entire atmosphere) The *ocean* is a different story. The subpolar, northeast Atlantic ocean will quit being the freak and start being the same temperature as all the other polar regions.

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  45. Fallen Angels by Dunedain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This story has an interesting echo with Larry Niven's story "Fallen Angels," available from the Baen Free Library. It's the story of what happens when the anti-scientist green-earthers get their way and ban greenhouse gasses. Ironic that WHOI seems to think greenhouse gasses may cause an ice age.

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    1. Re:Fallen Angels by murdie · · Score: 1

      For another fictional treatment of a fast-onset Ice Age, see Douglas Orgill's and John Gribbin's ``The Sixth Winter'', published in 1980.

      Amazon says it's out of print, unfortunately

    2. Re:Fallen Angels by alizard · · Score: 2
      IIRC, Niven does have scientific training... in areas having nothing to do with the environment, climatalogy, or any speciality related to this. Outside his specialty, he's at best an informed layman, and if he's researching a story related to this, he's saying "oh, shit" just like anybody else with a clue is.

      You can't always get your scientific knowledge from 10 year old science fiction.

      Hint: Matter transporters aren't real, either.

    3. Re:Fallen Angels by frizzbit · · Score: 1

      What do you mean matter transporters aren't real?
      I own two: a gasoline powered one and one human powered one. The gasoline one can seat 5 humans and carry several hundred pounds of any matter you like :)

  46. What makes you think... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... that it is us causing this?

    Almost everyone knows that the Earth's climate shifts over time, sometimes dramatically. What is still unclear (despite best efforts of people to firmly convince you one way or the other) is how much impact human activity has on the climate. Volcanic emissions dwarf global emissions due to human activities, for some gases and chemicals. The past has seen dramatic climate changes without humans having anything to do with it

    The question is not if we are bringing about an ice age or a warmer period (depending which scare of the day is going around). The question is if we are accelerating the change and by how much. If we bring an ice age about 100 years sooner than it would have occurred naturally, it hardly matters in the long run (but this generation might think otherwise). I believe in cutting back emissions and energy usage, cleaner factories and recycling and all that. But I am tired of the "we are killing the Earth" line.

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    1. Re:What makes you think... by thelexx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The past has seen dramatic climate changes without humans having anything to do with it."

      And that makes it ok for us to speed the process along? Short-term self-interest uber alles. "We can do whatever we want, let future generations fix it if there's a problem" sounds remarkably like "Fsck em all and let God sort them out."

      Also, these kinds of things make me 'think it':

      As Thousands of Salmon Die, Fight for River Erupts Again

      Much of the time we have no freaking clue what the real impact of our actions will be on the environment. A little introspection and scientific investigation seems entirely justified.

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    2. Re:What makes you think... by MikeFM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also what damage could we do to the system by trying to stop it's natural changes? If we adjust the system to hold things at our comfort level we could possibly break it for all time. What if the changes are needed to keep the system from just coming to a stop and sending us Red Planet. If it's a balancing act I certainly don't want to play god.

      We're human, we can live in space, on the Moon, in Antartica, in extreme desert wastelands, etc. We should adapt and not try to adapt nature to us. Might be a good time to start thinking of those futuristic domed cities from movies and indoor hydroponic gardens and so forth.

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    3. Re:What makes you think... by drew · · Score: 2

      And that makes it ok for us to speed the process along? Short-term self-interest uber alles.

      correct me if i'm wrong, but the parent post never said or implied anything like that. you also quoted him out of context. the truth of the matter is that we do know that the earth's climate has varied dramatically in the past without our help. after all, a few thousand years ago, the city i was born in was under a glacier. and, as this article points out, a few hundred years ago the vikings established a flourishing colony in an area that is now nothing but ice and snow. on the other hand, we still have no proof that our existance on this planet has affected that cycle one tiny bit.

      now i believe that we have had some affect on the earth's climate. we even have some scientific models that attempt to show how we have affected it. but nobody knows, and none of these models can help us understand, how significant that impact is. the parent post states that if all we have done is cause an ice age that would have happened anyway to happen a generation or two sooner, then we really haven't hurt anyone or anything too badly. all that changes is which generation has to live through it. sucks for them, but hey, it's good for their great-grandchildren who will be around when the ice age ends a generation ahead of when it otherwise would have....

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    4. Re:What makes you think... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Much of the time we have no freaking clue what the real impact of our actions will be on the environment.

      Yes - and the green lobby keeps forgetting to apply Occams' Razor to that ignorance. No - I take that back, most are too dumb to know what it means in the first place. And it's a crying shame, because unlike most who ridicule the greenies, I recognize that there really ARE environmental issues that are important, and SOME of what they say is valid - but only SOME of it. A lot is pure speculation disguised as science. Why oh why do I live in a world where the only real political choices are: support the lying extremists who make the environmental situation look worse than it is, or support the lying extremists who won't even acknowlege the obvious environmental problems that have already been proven?

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    5. Re:What makes you think... by ari_j · · Score: 2

      Me too. Global warming is very real (although in North Dakota we'd love to see some real effects of it). It's been going on the last 10,000 years or so, since the last ice age. The only reason we really get freaked out about it now is twofold: first, people are arrogant and think they can change things one way or the other; second, we've been taking a lot more (and, more importantly, much more accurate) measurements the last 50 years than we did for the 9,950 previous years.

    6. Re:What makes you think... by cappadocius · · Score: 1
      I am tired of the "we are killing the Earth" line.

      Exactly! The very idea that human can even kill the Earth presupposes the greatest arrogance on the part of humanity.

      The Earth will survive anything we do, but we might not be around afterward.

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    7. Re:What makes you think... by weston · · Score: 2

      Why oh why do I live in a world where the only real political choices are: support the lying extremists who make the environmental situation look worse than it is, or support the lying extremists who won't even acknowlege the obvious environmental problems that have already been proven?

      Because you're not an activist or running for office.

      Also, don't you think that if there's potential for an undesirable environmental consequence, the safest approach is to not follow through until you really understand what's going on?

      OK, sufficiently undesireable. Otherwise we'd rarely do anything...

    8. Re:What makes you think... by airdrummer · · Score: 1

      hey, anybody remember when bear took off to australia? 'bout 20 yrs ago, the chicken littles _were_ crying new ice age;-}

      and what about the vostok ice cores? 4e5 yrs of co2 concentrations show the current run-up 2 300 ppm co2, as well as similar spikes 1e5 yrs ago, 2e5 yrs ago, 3e5 yrs ago, 4e5 yrs ago...

      so if co2 is due 2 human burning of fossil fuel... obviously atlantis is no myth;-);-);-)

      i'm tired of the guilt-trip shit, 2...if the icecaps r melting & raising sea level, worry about how 2 build dikes, not who 2 blame...

    9. Re:What makes you think... by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      I hate to break it to you but occams razor is not a law of physics.

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    10. Re:What makes you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you makes you think that if 1/4 of partygoers drink a Keg of Beer each and jump in the pool
      and collectively empty their bladders that , water
      quality will be comprimised?

      What makes you think that if you have a smoker's
      rights party and everyone lights up that air
      quality won't be comprimised.

      What is arrogant is not that we think we have the
      capacity to negatively effect our environment,
      but that we would like to pretend that we don't.

      We are not a handful of tribes burning woodfires
      anymore.

      Lot of tech heads seem to resent the besmirching
      of any gizmo including cars, factories, etc.

      But the problem isn;t that we use so much technology.
      It's that we use so much stupid techology.

      Most of our inventions are half finished.
      Like the internal combusition engine.

      If it can't cause zeroe emmisions then it is
      an incomplete invention.

      still monkeys for the most part, are we.

    11. Re:What makes you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent poster didn't claim Occam's Razor was a physical law. It's a logical law.

    12. Re:What makes you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No fuckwad it's not a law at all.

    13. Re:What makes you think... by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
      The question is not if we are bringing about an ice age or a warmer period (depending which scare of the day is going around). The question is if we are accelerating the change and by how much.

      Accelerating massive climate change by as much as 5000 years is more than a trivial change. We may also not be accelerating the big freeze. We might just be causing a extraneous mini-ice age of decades or centuries in the northern hemisphere. What further worries me about this, though, is that a side effect of a switch change would probably be more -- and more massive hurricanes and tripical storms.

      Hurricanes and tropical storms are one of the ways that the earth's climat transfers heat from the equator to temperate regions. If the oceanic conveyer shuts down, there's going to need to be some other way to have that happen. Storms are a probable method of doing that.

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    14. Re:What makes you think... by rarkm · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that this issue is based on "junk" science or not...I simply don't know. But experts have been gloriously wrong for years. Mark Twain wrote a piece about it (you can find the full quote at http://www.okbu.edu/academics/natsci/earth/twain/m iss.htm. An excerpt from the piece:

      In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. This is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year. Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic, can see that in the Old Oolithic Silurian Period, just a million years ago next November, the Lower Mississippi River was upwards of one million three hundred thousand miles long, and stuck out over the Gulf of Mexico like a fishing rod. And by the same token any person can see that seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Lower Mississippi will be only a mile and three quarters long, and Cairo and New Orleans will have joined there streets together, and be plodding comfortably along under a single mayor and a mutual board of aldermen. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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    15. Re:What makes you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who's family lives near the river in question, I can tell you that this sort of thing happened all the time in the Clinton years, and the media/environmental lobby never made a peep. This is just a play by the Sierra Club et al to discredit GW Bush's forest policy, which most people who have spent several decades around the US forests agree with and think is quite sensible.

    16. Re:What makes you think... by Skeeve · · Score: 1

      I always laugh at the people who argue that we will not 'kill the earth.' I think the chances of that, short of a total nuclear war, are pretty slim. This does not mean, however, that we can not mess it up so much that we can't survive. The cockroaches have been here for a long time, and will be here after we are gone. Do I want to speed this up? No. United Nations committees are forecasting the next 50 years, and saying that conflicts will be over water. Yes, water. Why fight over oil and politics when we can fight over basic survival? How's that for a reason to fight??
      As the article, and other posters here, states, only a few degrees change can have significant impacts on climate. What happens if the main breadbox areas of the world are no longer prime growing areas? Where will the food come from? Already, here in the US, there are legal fights over water. Cities want it to support the growing masses, but farmers want it to water their crops, which then feeds the masses. Where does it end?

  47. One Word: Nanotechnology by cosmosis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have no doubt that drastic climate flucuations have occured consistently in the past and will in the future if left on its own. But there is one distinct difference today than in all the Billions of years of climat history - we have the technology. Right now is the first time in Earth's History where we have the capability (but do we have the will?) to change the weather.

    There has been tons of research into technologically induced climate change. Keep in mind these climate changes are happening as a result of gas changes in the atmosphere. Changing the mixture of gases is not a big technological hurdle now. Simply adding iron to the oceans could decrease the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

    Now, coming soon, nanotechnology will enable us to effect the mixture of atmospheric gases substantially. If we do start to get some dramatic cooling effects, procedures could be set into motion to change the gas mixtures to compensate for said cooling. And as the decades go on, our capability in this are will only accelerate. If not, its probably because the humans blew themselves up.

    1. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Simply adding iron to the oceans could decrease the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.

      Sooo, basically the WWII Nazi wolfpack subs helped stop the greenhouse effect?

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    2. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nanotech women, awesome.

    3. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by MaxVlast · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not "do we have the will," do we have the arrogance? I, for one, don't trust humanity to go dumping stuff into the ocean and the atmosphere to try and correct things. I just don't.

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    4. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by dohcvtec · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But changing the oceans is more difficult than changing the atmosphere. Even if we're close to being able to deliberately change the atmosphere, we'd have a long way to go before being able to have the same effect on the oceans. And, as the article mentions, the oceans are relatively slow to change; meanwhile the changes mentioned in the article are already on their way. Finally, the problem we are facing with the oceans is not weather/temperature (at least not directly) but rather the salinity level of the North Atlantic. So, maybe you are on to something after all; let's just dump a bunch of salt into the ocean.

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    5. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by sniggly · · Score: 2
      The people writing this article are not explaining why it is that colder water becomes saltier. Perhaps it has to do with the lattice water forms around 4 degrees centigrade (just above freezing) which might absorb more salt/ions than other forms of liquid water. Perhaps the iron ions will works the same way as the sodium choride of salt, but thats a long shot assumption.

      Its certainly an alarming article for Europeans and food production there. One has to wonder how affected the US midwest will be. This is after all really about whether we can grow sufficient staple food to feed everyone.

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    6. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Your post, while a little (!) speculative, does touch upon one subject
      I've been preaching for a long time.

      A better use of our efforts than trying to figure out how to change
      global climate would be developing technologies to live with it. More
      efficient heating/cooling systems, cheaper greenhouses, etc...I could go
      on and on, but I have to go prepare for winter :)

      SB

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    7. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Which is why we should be developing technology that enables us to live with the coming changes rather than trying methods that we're not sure will solve problems which we have little understanding of....

      SB

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    8. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by layyze · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, its true that in certain parts of the South Ocean the limiting nutrient for certain types of phytoplankton is iron. It is also true that adding that nutrient will stimulate growth and reproduction of that phytoplankton. And of course phytoplankton take in carbon dioxide for photosynthesis.
      BUT, how does that solve anything. Its a temporary fix for a much larger problem. Shouldn't we use that time, money, research, etc. and put it into preventing the need to strip carbon dioxide from the atmosphere in the first place? I assure you the same thing that any ecologist worth their degree can tell you -- your fix won't last. We will end up with the same problems that we started with. If you stop playing with knives, then you need less band-aids.

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    9. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by falzer · · Score: 1

      I've got it!

      Let's perfect fusion power, then energy will be Free(tm). Then we control the climate ourselves! Fuck nature!

    10. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by Perdo · · Score: 2

      You are refrencing one crackpot scientists claim that adding iron to the antarctic ocean will stimulate the growth of carbon dioxide consuming alge, which cannot thrive in antarctica's iron poor water.

      He already did a lap around Antarctica grinding scrap iron into the water from the stern of a freighter.

      He was intercepted by an Argentine cutter as he was sailing home, his "mission" complete.

      So far: no effect. But he claims the ozone hole is shrinking because of his work, as opposed to the reduction in use of CFCs.

      I cannot remember his name but can remember being really impressed by an article in discover magizine about him in the late 80s. He became a "rouge scientist" during the gulf war, when he thought it was his god given mission to seed antarctic waters with iron over the protests of the scientific community at large.

      Basicly a crackpot that probably did more harm than good.

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    11. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by Cookeisparanoid · · Score: 1

      Though we could change the gas mixture in the atmosphere other factors such as milankvich cycles have a much more profound effect on the climate.
      Also there are all sorts of feedback loops triggered in the event of climate change eg when it snows the fact that snow is more reflective means the suns rays are reflected and it gets colder still.
      Conversly if we heat up too much the seas evapourate releasing more greehouse gasses into the atmosphere making the planet hotter.

      My 2ps worth

    12. Re:One Word: Nanotechnology by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      ...those damn Red Scientists!

  48. Insight. by sekensirazu · · Score: 1

    Mod me down if you want...

    ALL of you need to read Daniel Quinn's Ishmael.

    You'd understand how we've gotten to this point of f'in things up so badly. It's regrettable that we won't be here in 200 years to see this mini-ice age.

    Think about it: our population has doubled in 35 years. If we keep it up at this rate, by the year 5000 we would have enough humans to populate one planet per star in the known universe.

    Somethin's gonna give, and it's probably gonna be our egos.

    I reiterate, read Ishmael.

    1. Re:Insight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Exponential growth is a poor model for population change. In the short term, it can seem like a nice, simple approximation, but in the long term, populations are affected by factors besides initial size and time. Catastrophes are possible of course (like the Black Death), but also gradual slowdowns. For example, throughout the developed world, the birthrate is near the replacement rate (i.e. 2 children per woman). Whereas in the past people had large families so that, after war and disease, there would still be children to care for their elderly parents; now between pensions and government assistance, individuals can have a comfortable old age without any children.

      Extrapolating populations using an exponential model is overly simplistic. Don't let the enormous results scare you.

    2. Re:Insight. by ytseschew · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, according to the UN's population growth report the world's population should stop growing by around 2050. This is due to the replacement rate trends going down throughout the world. Of course, there is no guarantee that the report will be accurate and certainly the large population at that point could be a problem, but it's not the doom and gloom scenario you propose.

      I have read Ishmael and it was quite interesting. I agree with some of Quinn's points about having to think about the consequences of our actions and how we're all immersed in a "story." I don't believe that we have to reject all of our current "story" however. And some of his points about population growth are not born out by the UN report. Read it.

      Steve

  49. Which is better... by octalc0de · · Score: 1
    from the move-to-florida dept.


    Florida? Florida? Yeh, sure pack 'em all off to Florida! I'll just stay here.

    At least with snow, you get to do stuff, such as sledding, skiing, and snowball fights! :)

    With Rain, what can you do? Throw water at people? :)
    1. Re:Which is better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Florida?? That's America's wang!!

  50. Igloo 101 by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Informative
    Ah, the joys of Boy Scouts, where one can learn how to build an igloo in Minnesota Winter Survival training camp.


    You need a long saw / chainsaw and it helps to have an ice auger.


    Drill a hole in the ice (at least 8" deep) with your auger - this is your starting point.


    Use your long saw (they have speciality ice saws for this used by ice fishermen) to cut away from the hole. Make your cuts parallel from each other. Cut longways before crossways. Make your blocks about 8 inches cubed.


    Once you have your first row cut, remove the ice with special tongs made for the purpose. Do not try to remove these by hand as you'll throw out your back and likely end up in your now open hole in the ice.


    Work parallel from your hole towards shore, do not work towards the center of the water, and the ice can thin dramatically and quickly (especially over rivers with strong currents).


    As a good safety guide, have someone else with you and a large ladder nearby if available.


    Once you have enough ice blocks, you will want to choose a place to put them. As heavy as the ice blocks are, it may be tempting to build the igloo right next to where you removed them. This is a bad idea as the finished igloo will be quite heavy and could easily crash through the ice. Be careful to build this over stable flat terrain.


    Arrange your first row of largest ice blocks in a circle. It doesn't need to big. The smaller it is inside, the better it will preserve warmth. Once you have the first row done, pack the crevices with snow. Put snow on top of the first row as a sort of mortar. Remember to put a hole for getting in and out!


    Add one layer at a time, adding in a small opening for crawling in and out of. The opening needs to in the form of an arch, and no taller or wider than about 1 1/2 feet at most. Just barely big enough to crawl through is good.


    As you build up, you can start to discover that you are bring the ice blocks towards the middle. This is the tricky part to get right. Have one person on the outside, and one in. The snow that you have been using a mortar can help or hinder here, depending on where you got it. Try to find stick snow


    Cap the igloo. For your first igloo, this can be pretty tricky. If you have built it tightly, it will lean in on itself and support itself. The top piece needs to be a pressure fit piece. For this, you'll want to start with a bigger piece and cut it down to size.


    You can also build an igloo out of snow, the process is much the same, but not all snow can be used for this.


    Finally, pack all the crevices with snow. This will help preserve warmth and keep the wind out. All things considered these things are actually pretty comfortable for winter camping.


    Remember, your just building a big Roman arch, get help, and you'll be fine. It helps to bring ice fishing gear to go ice fishing when your done:)

    1. Re:Igloo 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Building igloos out of snow is actually more effective since snow is a better insulator.

      It *is* true that as kids we had to hunt around for properly packed drift snow, but believe me, it is easier to locate and cut than ice blocks are.

      Also, for the lazy man.
      Simply scoop a whole bunch of snow into a pile about five feet high. Wait a little while, then start digging at the bottom. You'll find you can hollow it out quite nicely. Often to the point where the walls are blue as the light shines through.

      And after you've been in there a while, the warmth of your body makes it very solid. We could jump on those things after we were done with them without cracking 'em.

    2. Re:Igloo 101 by nels_tomlinson · · Score: 5, Informative
      An igloo made of ice wouldn't be a good idea at all. Hardpacked snow has enough air trapped in it to make good insulation. You can easily bring the temperature inside an igloo or snowcave up above freezing. That melts the inner surface and forms a thin layer of ice, which cements everything together and makes a strong structure.

      You need to have snow which has been hardpacked by the wind. Up on the Bering and Arctic coasts there is plenty of that. If you live where there are trees, you will probably never be able to build one. You just won't get the right sort of snow. This is why the indians never used igloos; they lived inland, below the treeline. If you can shovel your snow, you can't build an igloo.

      You cut the blocks from a circular area, making a pit in the snow. If you can't cut your snow with a saw and lift the blocks in one piece, you have the wrong sort of snow. Make the center deeper, so that there are ledges around the sides. Cut the entrance tunnel down low, so that the ledges are above the top of it. That way the tunnel is like a p-trap, which keeps the warm air inside.

      I've lived in places where the locals used igloos many years ago (before my time), and I've seen igloos built by the old grandpas, to show the youngsters how it was done. I don't think that there are many people left who have ever built one. They were practical, temporary, travel shelters for folks on the Arctic coast. Someone who knows what he's doing can build a small igloo in an hour or so. Since the snow is fairly light, it can be done by one man.

  51. You know, even the eskimos don't live in igloos .. by dougmc · · Score: 3, Interesting
    They only make igloos when they're travelling. They use them like we'd use tents.

    If I recall correctly, most of the time they live in houses made of dirt and/or driftwood.

    (To be fair, all the ekimos I've known lived in houses much like the house I lived in. But then again, I only lived in Anchorage and never really got to know anybody who was living way out in the styx.)

    (ObPC: The Eskimos are only one of several types of natives living in Alaska, but they're the ones known for making igloos ...)

  52. Two ways by mc6809e · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now we have two ways to prove that CO2 is affecting the climate of the Earth:

    The Earth's climate is getting warmer.

    The Earth's climate is getting cooler.

    Whichever we see, we know it was the fault of CO2, right?

    1. Re:Two ways by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 3, Funny
      It's very simple, really.

      (1) CO2 causes global warming. Suppose that's happening, then-

      (2) ice cap melting: Huge amounts of fresh water dump into the oceans. That IS happening- it's been observed. So-

      (3) fresh water disrupts the ocean's convection currents, as is being reported here. At which point-

      (4) Ice age. At least you get your ice cap back- at least in some places maybe! The energy in the system is still elevated, but now you have a dramatically different climate picture- and that is how you get 'warming' and 'cooling' at the same time. At which point-

      (5) "Whoa." The global climate goes completely chaotic, with the oceans no longer in a metastable state, and the energy from the warming producing wild variations in local weather patterns. It may stabilize at some point. It may not. Chaos means you can predict the general range of behavior, more or less, but you can't predict it literally.

      (6) Invest in emergency rescue technology for weather catastrophes. Mother Nature is about to kick our ASS, and we've nobody to blame but ourselves- and our bad luck to be doing what we do at the time we're doing it. Things would probably be getting nasty even in Greenpeace-eco-treehugger-world, but that's not the world we live in, and the difference means that things will get UGLY.

    2. Re:Two ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its the end of the world as we knew it and I feel fine.
      Are you waiting for the next comet hiding spaceship that will save the rest of your doomsday cultist from this horrible world filled with conservatives?

    3. Re:Two ways by kir · · Score: 2

      I blame President Bush. He seems to be the blame for everything lately.

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    4. Re:Two ways by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      I Blame Canada!

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  53. Good... by Trevin · · Score: 1

    I felt it was a little too warm last summer. Lower temperatures would feel pretty good.

    1. Re:Good... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      It has been in the low 40 degrees farenheit here in Rochester NY the past couple of nights... I'd rather not have snow in September.

    2. Re:Good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It has been in the low 40 degrees farenheit here in Rochester NY the past couple of nights... I'd rather not have snow in September.

      Then why do you live in Rochester?

  54. Once in a million years, fate conspires against us by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only Compaq hadn't EOL'd the Vax, we might have easily laughed off a puny 10 degree drop in avg winter temperatures. Is it any wonder southern California is a desert? You youngin's might not be aware of it, but 50 years ago it was a tropical paradise. About that time, California universities and colleges started ordering various DEC computers, and the damage was soon irreversible.

    I kid you not, last year NASA published an article claiming that from the years 1976-1984, that side of the planet actually heated the sun, not the other way around.

    Our only chance, is to pull as many MicroVaxen as we can out of retirement/storage, and strategically place them throughout the North Atlantic. If we start soon, maybe we can end this ice age before it even begins!

  55. Re:I hope an ice age is coming by Xacid · · Score: 1

    You mean like the human race? *cough*

  56. Thanks for the link, but... by red_shift · · Score: 5, Informative

    But if you ask me, I think global warming is the trend.

    Hey Sherlock, how about you take your foot out of your mouth and read the article? The issue is that global warming *is* melting the polar ice caps, which in turn could cause a local cooling effect in northern Europe -- to the point of ice age.

    That global warming doesn't make it hotter everywhere is old news, too. The BBC wrote about about this exact scenario (temps up --> ice melts --> atlantic currents change --> temps down...) years ago. It plays out with a rapid & general failure of agriculture across the British isles and western Scandanavia, due to massive increases in snowcover.

    (There is some debate about how the Gulf Stream moving south from the British Isles to Iberia would affect the weather in Spain, and Portugal. One camp thinks it would bring traditionally British rains; another argues the local heating effect of the Gulf Stream would rapidly create more arid/desert conditions. Either change devastates local agricultures however, destroying traditional grape & olive industries of the region.)

    1. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      1. The greatest global trade problem that exists today is agricultural overproduction caused by massive government subsidies across the 1st world with EU nations the worst offenders and the US not very far behind. There's a lot of agricultural failure that could happen that would actually better the food production system of the world and lower taxes. Nobody's done the numbers so we don't really know the specifics.

      2. Taking a look at Zimbabwe, you can see how bad government takes huge tracts of agricultural land out of production, or out of meaningful , non-subsitance production. If things get bad enough, the 1st world will no longer tolerate 3rd world thugocracies doing this anymore and dictators will be falling left and right to movements that will lead to that land coming into (or coming back into) production sufficient to affect the world food markets in a good way.

      3. We're likely going to lose a lot of traditional growth areas but they'll switch to other, shorter timeframe crops and new areas will shift into olives, grapes, et al. The key problem is starvation avoidance, not keeping cultural traditions alive.

    2. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (There is some debate about how the Gulf Stream moving south from the British Isles to Iberia would affect the weather in Spain, and Portugal. One camp thinks it would bring traditionally British rains; another argues the local heating effect of the Gulf Stream would rapidly create more arid/desert conditions. Either change devastates local agricultures however, destroying traditional grape & olive industries of the region.)


      If it greens up the Sahara (an area larger than that lost to agriculture in Europe), or if it were to unfreeze Siberia (an area larger than both put together), we would be better off, no?

    3. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2

      (temps up --> ice melts --> atlantic currents change --> temps down...)

      I like those three little dots on the end, they leave off at the worst point and try to make the reader assume that only horrible things happen after that. Problem is, logically one would assume that we should continue the above strain as such:
      (..temps down --> Water Re-freezes --> atlantic currents shift back)
      In all I would bet that this is simply some natural cycle that we are seeing and, and once again out of arrogance, attributing to human activity. Yes, things are currently warmer than they were 100 years ago. Though most of the warming happend due to the Pacific Decadial Occillation.
      This article is simply scarist propaganda. While the underlying research may be valid (the salinity of the artic might be incresing) I think its a bit much to suddenly assume that this is caused by humans. We have known for years that the Earth goes through cycles, and these certainly inclued hot and cold periods. So why is it, whenever we find something happening, the first thing we do is assume its human induced? Especially when we can show that it has been happening, all on its own, for millions of years. Ice ages happened before humans started driving cars. Ice ages are going to continue to happen. The only thing useful about this article was that it pointed to one of the reasons they happen. But like any good little greeny the author went on to insist that it had to be humans causing it. Bullshit, when someone can actually show that humans are the only cause behind global warming, and prove that it is happening (by the way, take a look at NASA's satellite data sometime, we haven't been warming much since the 70's. Guess what happened about that time, the Pacific Decadal Occilation. Before that, people were worried about global cooling!) The only "proof" I have seen of global warming are nicely averaged numbers since the 1800's. And guess what, we are comming out of an ice age (That little ice age back a few hundred years.) Also, they smooth over the huge jump that happened back in the 70's. So personally, I'd say take this article with a grain of salt, yup, there is something happening here, but like most climate articles they make wild assumptions about the significance of human activity. Sure, we should probably dump some money into studying this, but that's about all we should do for the moment.

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    4. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of agricultural failure that could happen that would actually better the food production system of the world and lower taxes. Nobody's done the numbers so we don't really know the specifics.

      If food became a self-sufficient market, food prices would increase by about the same amount as the taxes would go down (in theory, after all when is the last time the government passed through savings to the taxpayers?).

      Anyway, the Liberals will argue that this amounts to regressive tax increases since the "poor" spend roughly the same amount on food as the "rich". If anything, the indirect welfare will move to direct welfare, or the government will just "keep the change". From what I have seen, once the government gets involved in a market, and there are large commercial superconglomerates like ADM involved to buy congressmen, the markets rarely get more free later on.

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    5. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by OberonX · · Score: 1

      "The issue is that global warming *is* melting the polar ice caps" This isn't exactly true. Recent studies shown that, for instance, the south part of the artic is in fact melting but the north part is in fact gaining ice(some article in New Scientist a few months ago). Many of the measurements in the past were only made on the south part. I'm not saying that global warming is a trend, simply saying that it's not a sure scientific fact either.

    6. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by Metrol · · Score: 2

      This article is simply scarist propaganda. While the underlying research may be valid (the salinity of the artic might be incresing) I think its a bit much to suddenly assume that this is caused by humans.

      Although I find myself in agreement with much of what you had to say here, I believe this statement is a bit harsh. The author's call to action was not to drastically alter human behavior, or change how we make our vehicles move. He was calling attention to the issue of oceanic salinity, and the need to get many more measurement points so that we can understand just what in the heck is going on.

      I've read enough of the enviromentalist wacko articles to know the difference. This guy doesn't strike me as yet another disaffected communist as is commonly spouting the end of the world is near. You'll find enough of those types posting on this thread as it is! A call to get more data sounds like someone who knows a bit more about the topic than some pamphlet reading zealot.

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    7. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by qbed · · Score: 1

      In point of fact, the original models in the mid 1970's (and which may of course have been superceeded by now) pointed toward an ice-age as the inevitable result of global warming. This is not really new, though perhaps the mechanism (ocean currents) is now better understood. What is really new is that maybe *some* politicians are hearing the warnings. Hopefully enough to make a difference.

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    8. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      Do you think the Earth's systems are so forgiving that we can do whatever we want and the climate will remain the same? Surely if every tree were cut down and power plants released as much pollution as possible, there should be some effects. There may not be solid evidence humanity caused or contributed to the rise in temperatures across the world, but it certainly sounds logical. If volcanoes can produce enough soot to change weather, and land-policies in China contribute to desert sandstorms, and contrails may lower weather temperatures, worrying about humanities effects on global warming sounds reasonable to me.

    9. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      "There's a lot of agricultural failure that could happen that would actually better the food production system of the world and lower taxes"

      Sorry, but on this subject you are clueless.

      So....who starves? During the period where ag is being shifted
      geographically, who starves? Who pays for the shift (southward -
      as the article implies - or northward - as in the "standard" global
      warming model)? Taxpayers? Shoppers? What are *you* willing to pay
      for groceries? Have you ever really studied this? (dumb question)

      Who starves during the period in which production is stifled and
      the resources (men, machinery, techniques, etc) is being shifted?

      Sorry for the rant, but your kind of thinking is the same as the
      idiot politicos who are basically clueless as to what to do in the
      case of the scenario proposed.

      SB

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    10. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by ElectricRook · · Score: 1
      we should probably dump some money into studying

      Yes, yes, YES!!!

      We have made the sale... They're gonna give us money to tell scary stories! /scarcasm

      Actually I'm all for basic research.

      Sylver Dragon made some good points. First and most important. Change happens. Second "Blame those nasty Capitalists" (always goes over well in some circles).

      About the supply and demand thread... Well there is some flexibility in this area. In the US, and Canada, and I expect EU. A significant portion of grains are fed to livestock (meat and dairy). If feed prices increase, numbers of hogs and chickens are reduced, beef calves go to slaughter from grass pastures (missing feedlot). Increased numbers of beef and dairy cows go to slaughter, dairy calves are not raised. This reduces the price pressure on meat, and grain.
      Pity the people in the third world. They won't be recieving the usual charity shipments of food. These will be stay at home in US, Canada, EU. Some food will undoubtly go from poor countries to wealthy countries.

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    11. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      The climate change speculated on here is going to be generally in the N. Atlantic oceanic conveyor system, i.e. in the area with the highest overproduction of food and worst sinners in raising food prices by destroying or stockpiling crops until they rot or otherwise interfering in the market like the US policy on sugar.

      The point is that there's a lot of extra production built into the 1st world ag system. Depending on the degree of change, this could have a net benefit *without starving a single person*.

      These payment systems set a floor price and often buy up the excess to reach the floor price as a rural income maintenance program. If they buy up only half the commodity of previous years, you get exactly the same amount of food on the market but with less tax expenditures. This would not be bad, but good. Obviously, if the effect is too high, it would start to be bad but the problem is that enviros start with an a priori assumption that change in the climate *must* be bad and that attitude is what is wrong. Dealing with all the possibilities realistically, including those where climate change would be beneficial, is a superior approach.

    12. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      A lot of ag programs have a price floor on them. That is, the govt. will spend whatever it takes to get the price of x commodity to the floor in order for "the small farmer" not to go broke (the fact that most of it ends up in the pockets of the agribusiness giants like ADM is ignored in polite political circles in both parties). Thus a climate situation that caused the the amount bought to be halved would actually not change the market price as in both cases it would still be at the floor but would reduce tax expenditures.

    13. Re:Thanks for the link, but... by catwh0re · · Score: 1

      dear god don't make an error on a public news site, otherwise another member may come and insult you to the teeth.

  57. Strange you should say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yesterday I woke up to an oddly cool morning. I live in the east county of San Diego, a place notorious for its warm weather. Mornings had been very warm for months, however this rapid change got me thinking that we will most likely have a very cold winter. So when you say we might have a mini ice age in a few years, I can believe it. Maybe its a good thing, with the fear of the sea level rising. Maybe it will prevent a far more damaging weather change in the future.

  58. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

    No, the US is responsible for Global Warming, remember. If we have an ice age the rest of the world is responsible because they clearly are not emitting enough greenhouse gases. And yes, I read the article, and I realize that the author believes that the "trigger" to this catastrophe is melting polar cap ice.

    The problem with this whole deal is this. Climate changes have happened throughout recorded history. In fact, no matter what we do the climate is going to change. There is no question that humans play a significant role in these changes, but no scientist worthy of the name actually pretends that they understand completely what is going on. They can't even tell you what caused the historical climate shifts (chances are it wasn't the internal combustion engine).

    There are plenty of reasons to research means of energy that produce less polution than our current mix of energy sources. Adding "global warming" to the mix is nothing but pure unadulterated crap. The environmentalists felt that they needed some sort of a scare tactic, and global warming is what they came up with. With this new wrinkle environmentalists can say that the problem is increased industrialization whether temperatures raise or fall. No matter what happens the Yankee industrialists are too blame; never mind that climate is constantly in flux and always has been.

    Not that people are likely to change the way they live because Dr. Gagosian says they should. The fact of the matter is that there are already too many of us on this planet to go back to hunter/gatherer lifestyles. Our only real hope is to industrialize the rest of the world and hope that their birth rates level out on their own like it has in the rest of the industrial world. Or, I suppose that the Western countries could use their military might to force people to stop having babies, but I can't imagine that going over very well.

  59. This article is A LIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a farce and I can't believe slashdot posted it. In The next 50 years, given NASA's computer modeling. We will be experiencing a 3-5 temperature rise resulting in massive amounts of rainfall and erratic weather patterns. This will create a large amount of moisture in the atmosphere that will continue to make it hard to breathe due to such high humidity levels.

    The only potential for a spike type of ice age in the next ten years is some sort of natural or man-made disaster such as war.

    This guy is very self opinionated and should not be posting his own subjects to his own news site for his own satisfaction. This leads to incorrect assumptions as to what the situation is with our evaporating atmosphere.

    I debunk this theory and call him out.

    1. Re:This article is A LIE by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You haven't debunked anything. You said he was wrong, called him names, and made a statement wihtout providing any references or supporting arguments.

      'Debunking' usually involves proving, to some degree, that the data and premises the theory is based on are incomplete or inadequate, the logic combining the data and premises is flawed, or that there are other (possibly more likely) conclusions that can be drawn from the same data.

      You haven't done any of that!

      In leu of this, I see nothing wrong with the theory. Earth warms, icecaps melt, ocean salts get diluted, transport of heat stops, earth cools, ice forms, ocean salts become concentrated, transportation of heat resumes. Lather, rinse, repeat.

      If you're going to cling to the current "global warming" theory, that CO2 production and other man-made gasses are causing the earth to trap more heat, then I'd like to know how the whole Medieval Warm Period came about... I don't think it was because of all those Knights and Kings driving their Cadillac SUVs.

      That article also discusses history of global climate in general. It's a good read, especially since it indicates that maybe mankind hasn't managed to make THAT big a dent in the environment... yet...

      =Smidge=

    2. Re:This article is A LIE by cp99 · · Score: 2

      If you're going to cling to the current "global warming" theory, that CO2 production and other man-made gasses are causing the earth to trap more heat, then I'd like to know how the whole Medieval Warm Period [nationalcenter.org] came about... I don't think it was because of all those Knights and Kings driving their Cadillac SUVs.

      I'm not the poster to whom you replied but I fail to see what your example of the medieval warm period has to do with global warming.

      Human produced CO2 isn't the only variable effected the climate.

      Besides, there is considerable scientific evidence that the medieval warming period was a series of local events, not a global event.

      If you want a good read on climate science and global warming, I would suggest this over some ideological charged think tank.

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    3. Re:This article is A LIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming has happened before and will happen again. Point.
      Grida.no is as ideoligically charged as any group sponsored by the big oil companies. Point.
      Grida.no throws a bunch of quasi-facts and ends up with a belief that this period of global warming is caused by humans. Point.
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      You have zero scientific evidence that the period of global warming in medieval times was only a local event. Understand this or not we the humans have only had the ability to collect information on a global scale about the environment for about 50 years. Global Warming is 'Think Globally, Act Locally' gone berserk. Even your pet page grida.no admits they done't understand enough about clouds, and upper atmosphere phenomena to truly understand the effect of human activity on a global scale.

    4. Re:This article is A LIE by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Quote: Human produced CO2 isn't the only variable effected the climate.

      Which is exactly my point. Something had to cause the warming, and arguably Human CO2 production was nowhere near what it is today... therefore, maybe there is some other mechanism at work.

      Quote: Besides, there is considerable scientific evidence that the medieval warming period was a series of local events, not a global event.

      "Local" and "Global" get a little blurred when the event in question covers an entire continent, don't ya think? Regardless, the climatic change still had to be caused by *something*, and from the previous argument, it wasn't human CO2 production.

      Also interesting is how glacieral core samples from half a world away show the same evidence to warming. Maybe it WAS a global change. As someone else said, there's really no way to know for sure... but the evidence seems pretty clear.

      The crux of my argument is that this is all a global cycle that is simply misunderstood, and that it's foolish to simply assume that we're responsible for it, the reason being any action taken against a problem that is not understood may (and generally will) make matters worse.

      If you honestly believe that humans can so casually alter the global climate (which may be the case), then you should be outright scared at what humanity can do when we *try* to change it. I think we should at least know what the hell we're doing first!
      =Smidge=

    5. Re:This article is A LIE by cp99 · · Score: 2

      Which is exactly my point. Something had to cause the warming, and arguably Human CO2 production was nowhere near what it is today... therefore, maybe there is some other mechanism at work.

      It's well known that the global climate isn't static. Many of the mechanisms are well known to climatical scientists. Unsurprisinging, the vast majority of climatical scientists believe that humanities actions are causing global warming.

      As for the medieval warming period, it is thought to a series of local events because it appears to be irregular. The cold and warm peaks don't correlate with respect to large geographic areas. In particular evidence from the Southern hemisphere shows very irregular temperture change.

      It has been suggested that the warm period is due to gradual change in the North Atlantic Oscillation.

      The crux of my argument is that this is all a global cycle that is simply misunderstood, and that it's foolish to simply assume that we're responsible for it, the reason being any action taken against a problem that is not understood may (and generally will) make matters worse.

      While this is possible, the worlds climatical scientists disagree with you. As my knowledge of global warming is spotty (to say the best), I'll stick with them over your view.

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    6. Re:This article is A LIE by cp99 · · Score: 1

      You have zero scientific evidence that the period of global warming in medieval times was only a local event. Understand this or not we the humans have only had the ability to collect information on a global scale about the environment for about 50 years.

      Given that the link which I provided looks at the science lit. covering the medieval warm period, this pretty much indicates thats you haven't paid attention and are just trolling.

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  60. Consider the CPU temperature poll by CodeWheeney · · Score: 3, Funny

    See, now you don't want those CPUs running so cool, do you? Gonna use my box as a foot warmer.

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  61. Boy who cried wolf? by bpd1069 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The thing that gets me about such stories, especially from scientists is the simple conclusion: What they are saying is either true, or false. We have no idea if he is right or wrong. But it is a fact that it is true or false.

    Given the news in the headlines about such massively important earth changing risks that is reported in the press I believe we all tend to dismiss any doomsayers. We have become oversaturated by the news that comes almost monthly. I don't know if this is a fault of the media or of people's inability to accept the possibility of danger. In either case, the I believe the observation is true. People just don't care because they don't know what to believe anymore.

    So is this the Boy who cried wolf or are have we been warned warned of impending danger? Personally, I just don't know, but the implications are sure as hell worth some serious, multi-national investigation.

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    1. Re:Boy who cried wolf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a I already pointed out in a comment with a very low mod point total...

      Japan has invested in the world's largest non-DoD supercomputer specifically for simulation of deep ocean currents and their impact on weather.

      So if a nation with a troubled economy like Japan's is willing to fork over that much dough, you gotta figure there is a lot of quiet concern in the scientific community.

      The other thing.. It isn't about freezing to death. It is about starvation. The US and Europe maintain less than 60 days of grain reserves. Like most industries, grain production has become 'Just in Time'. Crops are highly optimized for specific growing conditions.

      If you don't starve to death, you may die in conflict over food.

      Cheers!

  62. Enter, Sarcasm by evilviper · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Enter Sarcasm:

    No, really! When the date goes from 99 to 00, the nuclear missles will all launch, and your bank account will be emptied... Really... Now did I mention that our $500,000 patch will fix the problem?
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    No, really! By polluting the atmosphere, the globe will warm up, which will then cause a severe drop in temperature. Businesses will fail, and people will die.... Really... Did I mention that I'm a die-hard supported of Green Peace?

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    1. Re:Enter, Sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I've got perfect karma... If I've got to waste some of it to get my point across, I'll do it.

    2. Re:Enter, Sarcasm by greenrd · · Score: 2
      The European Union supports Kyoto - does that mean that the EU heads of state are "die-hard supporters of Greenpeace"?

      Actually they are not. Blair for example cares very little about the environment - he's more interested in licking the boots of Bush and big business. But even he recognises that climate change is a real threat.

    3. Re:Enter, Sarcasm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig comes across as extremely arrogant and not at all insightful... and I don't see how the comment you linked to is wrong in any way.

      Perhaps you are just stupid? Yeah, I know, IHBT HAND etc.

    4. Re:Enter, Sarcasm by evilviper · · Score: 2

      What people believe may be a threat is of little relevance.

      If Blair was afraid that one day a lunar eclipse was going to permanetly block out the sun, would you be concerned?

      There's plenty of people that have no idea what they are talking about, and it's just possible that this article was meant to manipulate people into believeing that global-warming is a real threat.

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  63. This speaks worlds... by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    I think that the author of this article is probably going to end up being correct. Throughout history, earth has warmed and cooled in what looks like a sinusodial pattern. An right now we are in for a big cooling. The more disturbing fact is, that I believe that there is not much that we can do to stop it. This phemomina has been happing as far back as we can tell, so what would make us think that we could stop it now?

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  64. It's already freezing ass cold here! by cebe · · Score: 2

    I found a story about this in a Discover magazine, in a friend's bathroom (of all places) a couple of weeks ago. A very interesting read.

    I remember thinking about how I always say in the winter time up here: it's sure not global *warming* us up any here.

    All I know is, if the winters here get worse than they already are, I will be heading for the equator.

    "the next cooling trend could drop average temperatures 5 degrees Fahrenheit over much of the United States and 10 degrees in the Northeast, northern Europe, and northern Asia"

    5 degrees fahrenheit is 15 degrees celcius to us canooks.. and an average temperature drop of 15 degrees celcius will definately have me packing my bags. An Average January temperature of -25 degrees is bad, but you learn to deal with it. (plug the car in!) -40 are particularily bad days (maybe I won't go to work today) but -40 as a new average is a serious concern (to me at least).

    I know, I know, the folks up in Tuktayuktuk are saying, "what a candy ass"

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    1. Re:It's already freezing ass cold here! by cebe · · Score: 1

      ok i don't think my conversion is right.. but I'd like to know what 5 degrees fahrenheit is in celcius. I wish everyone just used the same measurement. :/

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    2. Re:It's already freezing ass cold here! by paranoid.android · · Score: 2

      5 degrees fahrenheit is 15 degrees celcius to us canooks

      Uhh, no... 5 degrees F is -15 degrees C. But that's beside the point.

      A 5 degree F change is equivalent to a ~2.8 degree C change. Celsius degrees are "larger" (for lack of a better term) than Fahrenheit degrees.

    3. Re:It's already freezing ass cold here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, us up here in Goose Bay would call you a pansy ass. Pansy ass. -30 in January is t-shirt'n shorts weather.

      DId I mention that you're a pansy?

  65. My obersvations by shimmin · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The idea that a shutting-down of the Altantic Conveyor would lead to drastic cooling in Europe has been tossed around for the last twenty years or so (ever since computer simulations suggested that the patterns of ocean currents are not particularly stable, but are really merely metastable states in a rather easily perturbed dynamic system), and the idea that global warming might cause this (by dumping more fresh water onto the top of the ocean) has been around for the last 10-15 or so, but what's really interesting are the maps of ocean sanility over the past 40 years in the article.

    Note that from 1965-1990 (a period of a general mild warming trend globally, depending on whose graphs you look at), the North Atlantic went through a period of exceptional salinity, especially on the eastern seaboard. The article makes no attempt to comment on this.

    What it raises alarms based on are the last 10 years of data, in which the North Atlantic appears to be abnormally fresh. Unfortnately, we have no centuries-long data series for seawater salinity at depth, so what the article really means is "fresher than we've seen in the last 40 years," not "fresh is a manner that is historically significant."

    But we've been dumping carbon in the atmosphere all century long. If human activity is to blame for the recent freshness, how can we explain the previous salinity when the human activity in question has more or less continued unchecked throughout the whole time period?

    Personally, I think the truth is scarier than any environmental alarmism can paint. Articles like this would have you believe that

    The climate is a delicate balance that can change suddenly.

    Human activity can cause such changes.

    Such a change appears imminent.

    Therefore we should stop certain human activities to avoid the disaster.

    All fine and good, but the truth is more like

    The climate is a delicate balance that can change suddenly.

    Human activity can cause such changes.

    So can a whole lot of other stuff.

    Supercomputers and all, we still have minimal understanding of how the climate actually works.

    It's possible that major climatic change could happen within the decade as a result of human activity.

    But ceasing that activity might not make a difference.

    In fact, for all we know, ceasing that activity might at this point cause a climatic change that otherwise would have been avoided.

    Chaotic dynamics can make you want to go run to mommy sometimes.

    Now may be such a time.

    1. Re:My obersvations by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      This post needs to be moded up to a 10!

      shimmin nailed it!

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    2. Re:My obersvations by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      " But we've been dumping carbon in the atmosphere all century long. If human activity is to blame for the recent freshness, how can we explain the previous salinity when the human activity in question has more or less continued unchecked throughout the whole time period? "

      Think about it wilya. Has the rate of CO2 emissions been linear during the last century? Has the human population stayed static during the last century? How about the rate of deforestation and the population of algea have they stayed static?

      Of course not!

      The human effect on the atmosphere is a exponential curve.

      As for salinity. A higher degree of salinity helps the conveyor belt that's probably why he did not mention it in the article.

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    3. Re:My obersvations by HiThere · · Score: 2

      1) It's a complex chaotic system
      2) We can't tell for certain what the results of anything we do will be
      3) We can make "best guess" estimates, but doing anything on that basis will upset powerful people.
      4) If our guesses are correct, a whole lot of people are going to be grossly inconvienced. Some of them will die. At best.
      5) We may not be able to do anything about it anyway. Perhaps.
      6) Maybe we could ameliorate things, if we guessed just right, and did just the right things.
      7) There's a whole lot of uncertainty.

      What should we do?

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    4. Re:My obersvations by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Still, why should these waters become more salty during this period than they were in say at the beginning of the 20th century? Are you trying to tell me that a little bit of industrialization causes the North Atlantic to become more saline but more causes it to become less saline? Even the shallow end of the curve shouldn't have caused the North Atlantic to become more salty.

      The answer to this inconsistency is obvious. These groups monitor all sorts of variables, and every time they see a change they start talking about THE END OF THE WORLD.

      Now, I am not saying that man doesn't have an enormous impact on the earth. I just don't see the point in worrying about potential catastrophes where the fix is worse than the problem. It's not like we can simply turn off all the machines, and we also aren't likely to slow down population growth without the extreme use of military force.

    5. Re:My obersvations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill everyone.

    6. Re:My obersvations by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "These groups monitor all sorts of variables, and every time they see a change they start talking about THE END OF THE WORLD. "

      That is a flat out lie. Go back and re-read the article. It made no such statement or implication.

      You are obviously a liar and there is no need to listen to you anymore.

      " I just don't see the point in worrying about potential catastrophes where the fix is worse than the problem."

      In addition to being a liar you are an idiot. How is conserving gasoline, driving more fuel efficient cars, using cleaner fuels worse then the problem?

      " It's not like we can simply turn off all the machines, and we also aren't likely to slow down population growth without the extreme use of military force."

      In addition to being a lying idiot it's obvious you have no imagination. Apparently you think the only way to help the atmosphere is to turn off all machines and the only way to control the population is by military force.

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    7. Re:My obersvations by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      First of all, this article clearly is apocalyptic in nature. It is talking about a potential mini ice-age, for crying out loud. Now, I realize that the article stops short of declaring that "Jesus will reign fire and blood on the land," but Dr. Gagosian is almost certainly talking about the end of the world as we know it. Here's a quote from the text to back up my point:

      We could downplay the relevance of past abrupt events and deny the likelihood of future abrupt climate changes. But that could prove costly. With growing globalization, the adverse impacts of climate changes are likely to spill across national boundaries--through migration, economic shocks, and political aftershocks.

      I might have overstated the case slightly, but I am certainly no liar.

      In addition to being a liar you are an idiot. How is conserving gasoline, driving more fuel efficient cars, using cleaner fuels worse then the problem?

      I agree that we should try to be more fuel efficient. After all, not only would it free us from our dependence on foreign oil, and be good for our air quality and our economy. Heck, the car I drive gets between 40 and 45 MPG, how does yours compare? I just don't believe that mixing in scare-tactic stories about the possibilities of climate change are particularly helpful (or honest). We all know that the climate has changed dramatically over time, and we can assume that it is going to change in the future as well. In fact, our current weather pattern is, historically speaking, somewhat of a freak occurrence. Yet somehow this doesn't stop the environmentalists from tying climate change to their political agenda. The article itself says that they have no idea how much of the relatively fresh water the North Sea can absorb, and it also states that they don't know why the sea water is freshening, and yet they imply that the cause is industrialization and that an ice age is imminent. The reason for this is simple. WHOI needs to make these types of predictions to make the news and get the funding they need to keep their boats running. Pretending that these folks don't make a living scary the populace is a farce.

      In addition to being a lying idiot it's obvious you have no imagination. Apparently you think the only way to help the atmosphere is to turn off all machines and the only way to control the population is by military force.

      Even if WHOI was 100% right and the western world was creating a mini ice age with their industrialization it still wouldn't help, and this is why. Right now the first world enjoys the benefits of massive industrialization, but the rest of the world isn't that far behind. I have lived all over Central and South America, and those folks want what the U.S has. They want SUVs and microwaves. They want to heat their house in the winter and cool it in the summer. They want computers, well lit streets, and all the resty of the trappings that come with industrialization. And they are going to get these things whether we want them to or not. The only thing holding back many of these nations is the rampant corruption of their political systems, but even so they are all making headway. In other words, these countries are going to pollute more and more no matter what happens in the first world, and these countries are also not particularly concerned with the niceties of emissions. What's worse, until they do enter the first world these countries are going to continue to have a high birth rate (lots of children is their version of the 401K), and these expanding populations are going to continue to push into the pristine wildernesses of the Amazon basin, Southern Chile, and others. Even if the first world decided to cut back their emissions to pre-1970's levels the world would still be faced with ever increasing greenhouse gasses, pollution, etc.

      Now, I personally believe that there is a solution to this mess, but I don't think that the solution is nearly as straightforward as most environmentalists seem to think.

    8. Re:My obersvations by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "I might have overstated the case slightly, but I am certainly no liar. "

      Yes you are a liar. There is no doubt about it. Go and re-read that snippet you posted. Point out one thing that is false or alarmist. He is simply pointing out that the potential cost of ignoring this data can be very costly. You disagree with him and that alarms you. It alarms you that a prominent scientist has gathered data that reinforces the views of people you hate. I realize that his data and his conclusions are alarming to republicans and big business but to paraphrase David Bryne "facts don't do what you want them to". Sorry. In order to avoid talking about the facts and because you are unable to disprove the data you attack him personally and the entire environmental movement hoping that your hysteria will somehow disprove his facts. Too bad you are not a climatologist, oceanographer or a meteorologist so all you can do is parrot Rush Limbaugh and try to pass yourself off as knowledgable. I think I will take the word of experts on this one.

      "Yet somehow this doesn't stop the environmentalists from tying climate change to their political agenda."

      Even if this was true so what? Why shouldn't they? Are the republicans and big business not politizing the issue? Are they not buying bogus research? are they not buying politicians? Are they not working very hard to convince people that global warming does not exist, and even if does it's good for you? Apparently you want to deny the environmentalist the same freedom of expression and franchise that bug business has. Too bad for you we still live in a democracy. What this scientist has done is one billionth of David Horowitz does.

      "Right now the first world enjoys the benefits of massive industrialization, but the rest of the world isn't that far behind. I have lived all over Central and South America, and those folks want what the U.S has. They want SUVs and microwaves."

      So what? Sorry we took it all. We screwed not only the third world but future generations as well. Sorry so sad you don't get to play our game until you build up a military more powerful then ours. There is only so much atmosphere to go around and if we fucked it up then they don't get to use those SUVs.

      For an excellant and recent example of this look at what happened in Oregon. Due to extended draught the water was shut off to farmers to protect salmon. The farmers complained and threatened violence. The Bush Administration decided to give in and turned on the water for the farmers. Now the salmon are dying by the tens of thousands. All those dead salmon will never spawn and this will cause ripple effects in the future and up and down the food chain. Sorry so sad you can't have both. Either farming or fishing pick one. After decades of abusing their water, not caring about the future or people living downstream after decades of non sustainable activities the camel's back is broken.

      Farming or salmon pick one because you can't have both anymore. Welcome to the future when equally hard choices will be presented to you curtesy of the republicans who treat the word sustainability as an insult to the american way of life.

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    9. Re:My obersvations by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      It's funny that you have labeled me a Republican and a tool for "big business" because I am not. It is also funny that you don't find the article to be alarmist. The article claims that global warming could trigger a mini ice-age, but then goes on to state that they don't know how much of the fresher water the North Atlantic could absorb and it even states that they don't know what is causing the water to be less saline. In other words there is a big fat pile of guesswork involved, and yet they still talk apocalyptically about a mini ice age.

      So what? Sorry we took it all. We screwed not only the third world but future generations as well. Sorry so sad you don't get to play our game until you build up a military more powerful then ours. There is only so much atmosphere to go around and if we fucked it up then they don't get to use those SUVs

      What isn't funny is your opinion on the third world. These people want a better life for themselves, and who are you to try and deny it from them? Peruvians and Bolivians aren't salmon. If you tell them that they have to stay poor forever they are quite likely to sharpen their machetes and come hunting for your scalp. Unless you are willing to go to war to stop these people from industrializing you aren't going to be able to stop them. They certainly aren't going to be concerned about a North American mini ice age.

      As for the dams on the Columbia and Snake rivers, last year was a banner year for Salmon. There were record numbers of Salmon all over the Pacific Northwest. In fact, the migration was at a 30 year high. The Federal hatcheries had all of the Salmon they needed for breeding and then some. Most of the fish were simply destroyed.

      This isn't to say that you aren't somewhat correct. It was a low water year, but the water flow that the farmers in Oregon used is supposed to help the smolts get to the sea, not help the adults get back to the spawning ground. Four years from now when this years smolts return we will almost certainly have a bad salmon year.

      However, blaming the dams on the Republicans hardly seem fair. The Grand Coulee Dam, for instance, was planned and built on FDR's watch. In fact, most of the dams on the Snake and Columbia rivers were built by a Democratic president. And saying that the dams have created an unsustainable way of life is simply not true. While the dams are certainly hard on salmon, they have allowed us to irrigate some of the best farm land in the nation. I grew up in a town in the shadow of the Grand Coulee Dam, and I can guarantee you that there was a net gain of food production even with the loss of most of the fishing.

    10. Re:My obersvations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the worst kind of fool. a self confident one... You're so sure these "Experts" have the answers.. even when they say flat out they aren't sure. You are a sheep, towing the party line... BAAAAAHHHH BAAAHHHH

      Humans are to blame... that's the EASY answer... the world is too complex for us to understand right now... that's the difficult answer... Don't be a chump and take the "Blame America" route... Do a little thinking for yourself.

    11. Re:My obersvations by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      "It's funny that you have labeled me a Republican and a tool for "big business" because I am not."

      I did not call you a republican although perhaps I should have. I said republicans and big business fight enviromental laws and enviromentalists. So do you so I guess that does kind of make a republican and a tool for big business. Maybe this is a case of if the shoe fits.

      "These people want a better life for themselves, and who are you to try and deny it from them? "

      No I don't want to deny it from them. I am simply saying that they will never have a better life till their military might exceeds ours. We took it all, we will continue to take it all and there is nothing left for them. There is nothing they can do about it Sorry so sad. We fucked it all up and they get screwed. When the shit starts hitting the fan do you think any american is going to sacrifice his SUV? of course not. We will kill people in the third world so that they stop spewing carbon monoxide and so that we can continue spewing ours. They are going to die and will never get to ride those nice SUVs unless they can repel our airplanes and bombs.

      "There were record numbers of Salmon all over the Pacific Northwest. "

      Look man it's not good to wallow in ignorance or to tout your ignorance on public forums. Why don't you start reading the news for change instead of relying on the word of Rush or Bill O'reilly. Here start with this.
      This
      or this

      I'll summarize for you.
      The farmers of oregon irresponsibly used water threatning the salmon population.
      the govt cut off the water
      The farmers yelled and screamed
      George Bush got into power and turned the water on for the farmers
      As a direct result the largest salmon kill in history happened in the lower klamath river.

      Notice I said nothing about dams anywhere in this post or any other.

      Why don't you spend some time educating yourself instead of posting here. It's not good to wallow in ignorance and worse yet to broadcast it to the entire world.

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      War is necrophilia.

    12. Re:My obersvations by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Are you actually reading my posts? Here's a bit you appear to have skipped.

      This isn't to say that you aren't somewhat correct. It was a low water year, but the water flow that the farmers in Oregon used is supposed to help the smolts get to the sea, not help the adults get back to the spawning ground. Four years from now when this years smolts return we will almost certainly have a bad salmon year.

      This quoted bit of my post said almost precisely what your links did. The waters were dangerously low for smolts heading out to sea, and the farmers aren't helping at all. We agree on this point. When I said that there were record salmon that is also true. I know, I went fishing for them. The difference is that you are not differentiating between adult salmon coming upstream (of which there were record levels) and salmon smolts returning to the sea (which got screwed). Are we clear now?

      Notice I said nothing about dams anywhere in this post or any other.

      The problem with this is that it all comes back to the dams. If there weren't dams in the river then the farmers wouldn't be able to get the water out that they are using. It's the dams that caused the problem. Without the dams man would have no way to control the flow or water level in the rivers, and the fish would always get 100% of the water provided. If it wasn't for the dams Eastern Oregon and Eastern Washington would be almost completely unusable as farmland, but the salmon would be completely safe.

      The problem in this case, is that the farmers and the environmentalists both want guaranteed rights to a certain minimum amount of water. In high water years very little friction is generated, but in low water years there are almost always fireworks. The environmentalists want the water for the fish, and the farmers want it for their crops. The farmers have gotten so fed up with the situation that many of them draw their full water alotment even when they don't need it. They know that the presence of salmon puts a shadow over their farms.

      I don't know how you fix the problem, but as someone who grew up in a farming community in Eastern Washington I can understand why the farmers react as they did. As for George Bush turning on the water, there is no question that Republicans tend to tilt towards the farmers, but it's not as straightforward as that either. Water rights are a big political issue out West.

    13. Re:My obersvations by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      The difference is that you are not differentiating between adult salmon coming upstream (of which there were record levels) and salmon smolts returning to the sea (which got screwed). Are we clear now?

      No It's you who is still confused. Go re-read those articles. The fish that died were swimming up to spawn. How can you possibly keep arguing this point when you don't even bother to read the article?

      "The problem with this is that it all comes back to the dams"

      No the problem is chronic abuse of limited water resources.

      "I don't know how you fix the problem"

      Too late to solve the problem. After decades of abuse and unsustainable farming we are at this point. Farm or fish you can't have both. This is exactly the argument we have been having on this thread. There is not an infinate amount of water, air, land or anything else in this world. Eventually the ability of nature to sustain life gets strained to the breaking point. In this case George Bush chose to side with the farmers because the fish don't vote and the Indians don't vote republican.

      "Water rights are a big political issue out West."

      Water rights (and other silly "rights" like mineral rights) were invented to screw the indians and to deprive them of the use of their land. They are ancient laws written when the western ethic was being born. In the old days there was an infinate amount of water, fish, buffalo, elk and everything else. Out of that was born the western ethic which reads basically "It's all for me. I can kill as much as I want, I can take as much as I want and nobody can tell me otherwise and if they try I will shoot them with my gun". Water rights, mineral rights, grazing rights yadda yadda yadda it's all about selfishness, greed and abuse of the land. Go to any small town in the west and talk about the environment and you'll be lucky if you leave the building without holes in your body.

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  66. igloo by dirvish · · Score: 1

    Building an igloo isn't too difficult if you have a good ice saw. Snow caves are easy to make also if you have a shovel. I did both in Boy Scouts as a kid in Lassen National Park.

  67. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We'll "live up" to our responsibility if:
    • All other nations on the earth stop burning anything that pollutes the atmosphere for any reason, including petroleum, oil, etc.;
    • Brazil stops destroying the Amazon, one of the key sources of the oxygen in our air supply;
    • China and other countries stop the open-air burning of toxic stuff like computer motherboards;
    • Citizens living in poverty outside the USA refrain from constant sexual intercourse when they know perfectly well they can't even feed themselves;
    • (insert millions of environmentally dangerous behaviors occurring outside the USA here)

    If you could just go ahead and remember to let us know when that's all done, that would be greeeeeat. Until then, no one cares about your stupid USA-is-to-blame-for-everything nonsense.
  68. Ask Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How to build igloo? Why don't you ask Linus about it? He's from Finland. Maybe they should start "Igloo Developers mailing list".

  69. Right On! More terrain for me to ski... by cwmendel · · Score: 1

    Right On! More terrain for me to ski...maybe some year I WILL be able ski to work in LA, screw rush hour!

  70. You start to think this by Slashdotess · · Score: 1

    and then you turn on your local news and see that the weatherman can't even predict what's going to happen.

  71. Look before you leap by chrysm · · Score: 1

    And what effect does dumping iron in the ocean have on that biosphere, and by extension, the climate? Killing off the Great Barrier Reef doesn't seem like the answer.

    1. Re:Look before you leap by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 4, Informative

      Much of the world ocean is fairly uninhabited, microbiologically speaking. Iron plays a large aprt in plankton growth and most of the planet is very poor in it. Experiments have been performed with pumping large quantities of iron sulfate into one of these dead zones. The ensuing microbial bloom was impressive, especially considering the quantities of CO2 that it could suck up. But it's not yet certain that this sort of thing would work on a large scale.

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      Dyolf Knip
    2. Re:Look before you leap by Metrol · · Score: 4, Informative

      And what effect does dumping iron in the ocean have on that biosphere, and by extension, the climate? Killing off the Great Barrier Reef doesn't seem like the answer.

      Your first bit is an outstanding question. The second is jumping WAY too fast to a conclusion. For a more detailed analysis of what all is being talked about here, please refer to the Wired article Dumping Iron by Charles Graeber .

      More interestingly are the counter viewpoints to the approach be described in this article. First off, the folks who don't think this will do anything but burn dollars. The second group of those critical are concerned with the notion that we're not 100% certain that the globe is warming, or if it is, by how much.

      What if we took corrective action to cool things off, only to find that it wasn't as bad as was thought. The cure would definitely be worse than the symptoms.

      I do find myself in agreement with Dr. Gagosian's main point from the original article. We need a LOT more data, and a much more complete understanding of exactly what is going on before we seriouly consider corrective actions.

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    3. Re:Look before you leap by tuxtomas · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was just discussing this idea last night in company fairly educated on the subject.

      Yes, you get a great bloom of CO2 absorbing algae, but when it dies, it sinks and decomposes. Then it absorbs oxygen, giving off CO2 and Methane. Methane is a greenhouse gas 25X as effective as CO2. The ratio of CO2 to Methane given off is dependent upon water temperatures.

      Yes, it would be a grand experiment with some huge results. I first read about this 5 years ago. The article talked about what one barge loaded with powdered iron and fans to disperse it could do. It sounded amazing.

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    4. Re:Look before you leap by jeremyp · · Score: 2

      The same argument can be used to show that the World's forests don't have much effect on CO2. Yes, they absorb CO2 but when the trees die it all gets released again. It'd be OK if, when a tree dies, we bury it so that whatever civilisation is around in 100 million years gets some new coal reserves.

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  72. At last!! by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, there will be salvation for the Canadian National Igloo!! I have been so worried about it melting due to global warming!

    1. Re:At last!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "10) Texas Governor George W. Bush: I'm glad to have the support of Prime Minister Jean 'Poutine.'"
      Nuff said.

  73. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but wouldn't it be great to brag to your grandchildren that you witnessed birds fly north for the winter?

  74. Re:You know, even the eskimos don't live in igloos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, yes, the west coast natives build luxurious wooden houses. But then, as if Alaska wasn't bad enough, the British complicity in you guys getting the panhandle is just depressing. That's B.C. coastline, dammit.

  75. not quite true by lingqi · · Score: 2
    Not necessarity.

    people are willing to pay money so others can write newsletters telling them how smart they are. I would not be surprised if many people pay money to be told that their contributions are making things A-OK...

    i mean -- look at all the charities out there: MS foundation; AIDS societies; make a wish foundation etc etc etc. not saying they are not worth donating to -- but they do operate on a principle of "your money makes things A-OK".

    on the other hand -- I bet if i contribute $$ to WHOI -- the money will be comming back to me in a way of "Well we are still fucked, but at least now we know how fucked and what we did to get ourselves there"...

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  76. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    ...Brazil stops destroying the Amazon, one of the key sources of the oxygen in our air supply;

    Bullshit. The majority of oxygen in the Earth's atmosphere comes from plankton in the oceans.

    The notion that rain forests (or "ancient forests" or whatever the environmentalist cause du jour is at the moment) are being "destroyed" and it's going to affect Earth's oxygen balance is an outdated environmentalist myth.

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  77. EUROPE: Mild Winters Hot Air, Not Gulf Stream by climb_no_fear · · Score: 1

    Actually if you look at the last issue of Science:

    EUROPEAN CLIMATE: Mild Winters Mostly Hot Air, Not Gulf Stream Richard A. Kerr Science 2002 September 27; 297: 2202 (in News Focus)

    (sorry but you need to be subscribed), you will see that most meterologists believe that Europe's mild climate is due to absorption in the North Atlantic rather than the Gulf Stream.

    Jack

  78. Strategic implications of crop pattern change by mikeb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A sudden change in crop growing patterns would be very, very destabilising to international security. It's bothered me for some time that the WTO and free-trade politicians in general believe that food is just another commodity. And yet they are elected (one of the fundamental underpinnings of democracy) to provide security. That doesn't just mean hi-tech armed forces in my book, it means ensuring consistency of supply of the basics needed for survival - amongst those are the crucial elements of water, food, shelter and fuel.

    The politicos seem to 'get' the argument about physical security, but where is the discussion of security of food supply? Living in the UK - as I do - it alarms me to see that the only argument about agricultural subsidy is one based on trade. So before long we could easily be in a position where to feed the population there is total dependency on shipping the staple part of the diet over thousands of miles. What happens if there is a huge oil price shock? Or some similar catastrophe that disrupts the supply and which can't easily be fixed.

    Seems to me that there is a fundamental duty of care amongst the elected elite that famine should be guarded *very* carefully against. It's not that long since significant starvation occurred in Europe, but I don't hear voices clamouring to ensure it doesn't again.

    And before flaming me about ignoring the poor souls in the rest of the world who are starving already, or telling me it doesn't matter 'cos you live somewhere else, that's not what my post was about :)

    1. Re:Strategic implications of crop pattern change by rodgerd · · Score: 2

      You in the UK have survived two world wars with no ill effect, despite shipping blockades, on the back of food produced in Autralia, New Zealand, Canada, and the United States. The world has huge food surpluses.

      Admittedly, the UK might not get such reasonable terms from Australia and New Zealand as you did then, thanks to 1973.

    2. Re:Strategic implications of crop pattern change by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      If you treat food as a commodity, and you have free markets (or some approximation thereof), you will have plenty of food barring some incredible catastrophe. The market is an extremely adaptable mechanism.

      If you treat it as something special, like you propose, you will simply create a less adaptable system. You will create rules and bureaucrats and special interests, etc.

      Of course, we have far from a free market today because of silly agricultural subsidies. Subsidies keep the market from seeking the most efficient food production! Not exactly what you want in a crisis.

      Of course, the biggest problem today with famine is not food supply, but food distribution. And this is primarily caused by corrupt third world governments which do not allow the markets to operate. The current best example is Zimbabwe, which has taken a productive exporting agricultural sector and in a few years converted it to a spoils system for the current ruler... in the process destroying agricultural production. Zimbabwe is now entering a famine as a result.

      The best way to avoid famine is to avoid corrupt and dictatorial governments. Ask the Zimbabweans or the North Koreans (where an estimated 1,000,000 people have starved to death recently).

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    3. Re:Strategic implications of crop pattern change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The WESTERN world has huge food surpluses. Every first world country, except for Japan, can produce enough food for themselves. Things are far different for the second and third world countries (especially when we* dump our subsidized food surpluses in their countries, destroying their farms).

      *Mostly the US actually (the UN buys relief-food on local markets).

    4. Re:Strategic implications of crop pattern change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you treat food as a commodity, and you have free markets (or some approximation thereof), you will have plenty of food barring some incredible catastrophe. The market is an extremely adaptable mechanism.

      This is stupid. The market is extremely adaptable, but can't do wonders. You see, it takes 6 months to 1 year to grow crops. If the production isn't here, your free market will just make the prices skyrocket. It can't invent goods were there are none.

      Of course, we have far from a free market today because of silly agricultural subsidies. Subsidies keep the market from seeking the most efficient food production! Not exactly what you want in a crisis.

      Free markets don't prevent crisis. In fact they tend to create bigger crisis (like the 5 or 6 major ones there have been in the 10 last years - Asian countries, Mexico, Russia, Argentina/South America, ... and now Western Countries) - that's why governements subsidy.

    5. Re:Strategic implications of crop pattern change by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      This is stupid. The market is extremely adaptable, but can't do wonders. You see, it takes 6 months to 1 year to grow crops.

      Gee... I thought the just appeared in the grocery store by magic!

      If the production isn't here, your free market will just make the prices skyrocket. It can't invent goods were there are none.

      Stupid? Have you ever heard of futures contracts? I figured not. Do you really think that the supply and demand side of the food business operates only in real time? The food markets have mechanisms in place for dealing with future demand, not just current demand. It would indeed be stupid to only use the spot market, but *real* markets don't work that way. Farmers and those who store commodities plan ahead! If they don't, they go out of business.

      BTW... If you think that farmers cannot invent goods when there are none, how are governments going to do that?

      Free markets don't prevent crisis. In fact they tend to create bigger crisis (like the 5 or 6 major ones there have been in the 10 last years - Asian countries, Mexico, Russia, Argentina/South America, ... and now Western Countries) - that's why governements subsidy.

      Just exactly which crisis are you talking about? Those areas don't have food shortages! Most of those areas don't have crises at all. Or do you think that temporary economic downturns amount to crises?

      Russia certainly has a crisis, but it isn't caused by free markets. It is caused by an economic system that is extremely corrupt (free markets don't work if there is too much corruption). The corruption is due to lingering power held by former communist bosses, and the lack of respect for law and order by them and others. Russia also is suffering from severe misallocations of labor and capital due to 70 years of central government control of the economy. It also has severe social problems, an overhang from the collapse of communism and the destruction of public confidence.

      The crises in the Asian countries are due primarily to "industrial policy" - where the governments, in their infinite wisdom, "guide" the investments. Guess what! They guided wrong.

      The long term crisis in Japan is caused by severe corruption in government, severe private corruption (bank owning stock in those they lend to, as an example), industrial policy, and the unwillingness of the government to let failed companies and banks fail. If they did the latter (and they are finally starting to), much of the locked up investment potential would be released and they would start to recover. They would do even better if they cleaned up the governmental corruption (which is much harder - the bureaucracy in Japan is extremely powerful compared to the elected leaders, and is extremely intertwined with big business).

      While it may make sense for governments to maintain stockpiles of food for extreme emergencies, it does not make any sense for them to maintain the kind of farm subsidies we see today. Those subsidies exist for one purpose: to protect western farmers from competition from farmers in the poor countries, and from competition from each other. This has the effect of increasing poverty in third world countries for the sole benefit of the relatively small number of people in the western world who are farmers.

      In addition to elaborate subsidies, there are elaborate systems of price and supply controls which serve to *reduce* the amount of food produced and to transfer wealth from consumers of food to producers of food. This is true both in the US and in Western Europe.

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    6. Re:Strategic implications of crop pattern change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stupid? Have you ever heard of futures contracts? I figured not. Do you really think that the supply and demand side of the food business operates only in real time? The food markets have mechanisms in place for dealing with future demand, not just current demand.

      And? You don't know the future until it is too late. Your "future contracts", as any insurance by the way, will just make sure the producers and some worried actors will break even. But then those "future contracts" will have a premium, like insurrance contracts. For the average Third World citizen, the prices *WILL* skyrocket on the bad years in any case - something that a responsible governement cannot allow. The agriculture is just the most random industry.

      Just go and try to launch a market of "future contracts" in Casinos.

      BTW... If you think that farmers cannot invent goods when there are none, how are governments going to do that?

      The governements subsidy production. This is, in effect, favoring the "invention of goods where there are none". Of course, they also handle the management of overproduction and destruction the extra goods of the good years, to prevent farmers to be bankrupt in those good years.

      Just exactly which crisis are you talking about? Those areas don't have food shortages! Most of those areas don't have crises at all. Or do you think that temporary economic downturns amount to crises?

      No they don't have food shortages... the countries are wise enough to have in general 90% or more of their food consumption provided by themselves, including US and EU. Argentinians can still eat, thanks god.

      "Temporary economic downturns" ??? In which world do you live? For instance, take the Mexican crisis, "most Mexicans were immediately 20-30% poorer in 1995 than in 1994" - it's not the "US/EU market crisis" where the stocks collapses but the growth is still here, it's real economic and industrial crisis. When in your life, did you have an economical crisis which cut your revenues by 30% in one year ? When did you face a devaluation of 70% ?
      Since the end of Bretton Woods, there have been no end of crisis, face it. Yes, they are "temporary" (except for Japan for instance) but the same way 1929 was temporary.

      The crises in the Asian countries are due primarily to "industrial policy" - where the governments, in their infinite wisdom, "guide" the investments. Guess what! They guided wrong.

      That's possible, but it was created when the foreign countries withdrew massively their investments, and although those countries would had enough savings themselves to otherwise fund those. For Japan, it is partly created by the current governement (or rather the economic culture) - but on the other hand, it's this very same way to organize industry and banks which made Japan so successful 1970-1980. For Russia as for many third world countries, it is in part created by the governement actions ; simply free market (i.e. heavily dependance on imports and exports) which is very instable, and make small mismanagement explode in huge crisis - especially since they don't have much control on their currency (as opposed to US and EU). As a result, the countries who survive the crisis are often protectionnists in some way (locking in some way foreign investments, trade barriers, ...), even if they mismanage - it's no surprise, all the Western Countries went into the scheme 1) protect a small developping industry branch 2) promote free trade and free market within this industry branch only when it is strong and mature.

      While it may make sense for governments to maintain stockpiles of food for extreme emergencies, it does not make any sense for them to maintain the kind of farm subsidies we see today.

      Sorry, but the second amounts to the first. For instance, EU doesn't subdisise quite a number of type of foods (EU subsidises on export), and de facto is just keeping this food for its own market. You just can't store 3 months of food like that.

      Those subsidies exist for one purpose: to protect western farmers from competition from farmers in the poor countries, and from competition from each other

      Sure, those Western Countries would *love* to depend heavily on other countries for the most vital good there is ; you thought OPEP and oil shock was bad enough? Just wait for the "Big Hunger" - after all, if one country want to stop its exports to another for political reasons, this is a free market, you can't force them to do so, right? And just wait, there is a war between a big-exporter-India and Pakistan - or even only war threats. It's not like Western Countries couldn't afford overpriced but guaranteed food.

    7. Re:Strategic implications of crop pattern change by mesocyclone · · Score: 2
      And? You don't know the future until it is too late.
      Which, of course, is the whole point of futures contracts. They allow people to produce products before the demand is assured.

      But then those "future contracts" will have a premium, like insurrance contracts.
      And government subsidies don't hvae a premium? Be serious. Government subsidies are incredibly inefficient when operated for reasonable purposes. But in democracies, they tend to be operated to benefit producers, not the country in general. They have *huge* costs.

      For the average Third World citizen, the prices *WILL* skyrocket on the bad years in any case - something that a responsible governement cannot allow. The agriculture is just the most random industry.
      And why should the prices skyrocket for the third world and not for the first world? In a free market, this won't happen. And, of course, if we didn't have agricultural subsidies distorting the markets, there would be more production in the third world countries to begin with!

      The governements subsidy production. This is, in effect, favoring the "invention of goods where there are none". Of course, they also handle the management of overproduction and destruction the extra goods of the good years, to prevent farmers to be bankrupt in those good years.

      My goodness... how wise those bureaucrats must be! And why destroy the extra goods, rather than ship them to the third world where *they are needed!* Before, you were bewailing the effects of the free market on third world people's, and here you are advocating destruction of food, even though *every* year there are those who go hungry in the third world. Me thinks you are not very consistent.

      No they don't have food shortages

      So why do you bring them up in a discussion of food shortages??? It would appear that you have a general agenda to trash markets and blame the worlds' problems on them.



      the countries are wise enough to have in general 90% or more of their food consumption provided by themselves, including US and EU. Argentinians can still eat, thanks god.

      Wise? Or lucky?

      "Temporary economic downturns" ??? In which world do you live? For instance, take the Mexican crisis, "most Mexicans were immediately 20-30% poorer in 1995 than in 1994" - it's not the "US/EU market crisis" where the stocks collapses but the growth is still here, it's real economic and industrial crisis.

      Whenever someone picks two years out of a century or two of possible data in order to support their argument, it is likely that those two years are anomolous. This was pointed out, and numerous examples given, in The Skeptical Environmentalist.
      So why should I make any conclusions because there was a disruption in Mexico between 1994 and 1995? And to what do you attribute that disruption? Could it have been government action? Or was it somehow the "free" market (which barely exists in Mexico due to extreme corruption). Why do you even bother to mention such an out-of-context, contrived statistic?

      Living a few miles from Mexico, I follow their politics fairly closely and travel there frequently. I have done business with Mexican entities and witnessed the corruption . Mexico has endemic corruption at all levels of government, with extreme governmental meddling in the economy, which is the main reason that so many Mexicans risk their lives to get into the US every year - our lower level of corruption has produced economic miracles.

      BTW... Mexico is a great example. Mexico has vast natural resources and is a major oil producer. It has a populace with a strong work ethic. It has a free trade agreement with the nation with the largest market on earth. It has *no* excuses for its laggard economic performance. The *only* cause is corruption. Why your would bring it up in what obviously is an attack on free markets is beyond me!

      [re Asia]
      That's possible, but it was created when the foreign countries withdrew massively their investments, and although those countries would had enough savings themselves to otherwise fund those.

      Possible? It's true. And why did the foreign countries withdraw their investments? Could it be that those were bad investments? Duh!

      For Japan, it is partly created by the current governement (or rather the economic culture) - but on the other hand, it's this very same way to organize industry and banks which made Japan so successful 1970-1980.

      Your point? This seems to have drifted far from agricultural subsidies. In any case, Japan is a good example of how government can screw things up. If they had a less corrupt and more flexible system, it would have adapted when the export driven model failed. Instead, they are locked into their old policies after they are no longer profitable. BTW, my brother owns a business in Japan that is part of one of the major Kereitsu's (sp?), and has added to the knowledge of this I have gained from reading about it. Japanese agricultural subsidies also cause significant disruptions in their economy - primarily by creating artificial shortages of land.

      For Russia as for many third world countries, it is in part created by the governement actions ; simply free market (i.e. heavily dependance on imports and exports) which is very instable, and make small mismanagement explode in huge crisis - especially since they don't have much control on their currency (as opposed to US and EU).

      In every third world country that I am aware of, governmental corruption (often enhanced by misguided policies of the IMF and World Bank) is the root cause of their failure to thrive economically.

      Countries with even slightly reasonable policies do well.

      Russia is a special case, because it was a second world country recently, and because it went through a sudden collapse of the existing (highly inefficient) communist system that caused a larger than normal level of corruption - a level so high that it is dangerous to do business there because violent crime is part of business for too many.

      [stockpiles vs subsidies]

      Sorry, but the second amounts to the first. For instance, EU doesn't subdisise quite a number of type of foods (EU subsidises on export), and de facto is just keeping this food for its own market. You just can't store 3 months of food like that.

      Sure, those Western Countries would *love* to depend heavily on other countries for the most vital good there is ; you thought OPEP and oil shock was bad enough? Just wait for the "Big Hunger" - after all, if one country want to stop its exports to another for political reasons, this is a free market, you can't force them to do so, right? And just wait, there is a war between a big-exporter-India and Pakistan - or even only war threats. It's not like Western Countries couldn't afford overpriced but guaranteed food.


      You raise the only valid reason for government action in agriculture: national security. But the subsidies programs are far different from what would be necessary for national security. I agree that governments should supplement the market in maintaining stockpiles of critical supplies. But they could do that by buying on the open market.

      As far as the argument that countries could simply stop food shipments... this is really rather silly for several reasons:

      1) It takes more than food in big storage houses in order to be fed. It takes energy (oil) to move that food, and to produce additional food. Thus a shutoff of oil would cause a food shortage just as much as a shutoff of food would.
      2) There are many countries capable of producing food - many more than can produce oil. They aren't all going to shut off food.

      3) First world countries are dependent for their economy, and ultimately their critical life supporting infrastructures, on many other countries. For example, almost all chromium comes from one or two countries in Africa. So we are already in an interdependent world. There is no reason to make a special case of food - a modern civilization needs a lot more than food in order for most of its citizens to survive.

      3) The government stockpile systems would contract long term for food.

      4) If a country cut off contracted-for food for political reasons, it would amount to an act of war (political cutoffs amount to embargos and are not the acts of a free market as you imply). The US at least has kept a military sufficient to guarantee the supply of food.

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  79. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, then how about all the pollution they add to the air by burning vast tracts of it?

    I'd also like to see some proof that the Amazon rainforest does not contribute significantly to the oxygen content of the air.

  80. Global Thermohaline Circulation by yellowcat · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am working on a master's degree in Oceanography...and I have studied the subject a little bit.

    The global thermohaline circulation, better known as the great oceanic conveyor belt, transports warm, salty water from the equitorial pacific ocean to the far North Atlantic via the Agulhas Current (south Africa), North Brazil Current, and the Gulf Stream. In the southern hemisphere, water temperature at the surface is essentially 0 C at 60 S latitude. In the north pacific, the same is true at 60 N latitude. In the north Atlantic, at 60 N latitude, the water temperature west of Greenland is 0, and the water temperature east of Greenland is +10. This warm water is the reason that Norwegian fjords are ice free in winter, despite the fact that they are located far north of the arctic circle. It is also why Labrador, Canada and Iceland have wildly different climates, despite their being near the same latitude.

    During the boreal spring through fall, the (relatively) warm, salty water enters the Norwegian, Greenland, and Labrador seas. When winter sets in, winter storms cause the surface waters to cool (through mixing and heat flux into the atmosphere) until the water is of constant density to depths of 1000m or more. Further winter storms cool the surface waters even further, making the surface waters more dense than the deeper waters. Under these conditions, oceanic deep convection occurs. Deep convection is a rare thing--it only occurs in 6 places worldwide. Most of those are in the northern North Atlantic (Labrador Sea, Greenland Sea, Irminger Sea, Norwegian Sea). One is in the Mediterranean (Gulf of Lyons) and one is in Antarctica (Weddell Sea).

    Oceanic deep convection is a fragile thing. There are three conditions that must be met before it can occur: A closed, bounded circulation; weakly stratified or unstratified water to depth; and sudden density change (e.g. rapid cooling at the surface). If any of these conditions is absent, deep convection cannot occur. This is why global warming presents a problem to the conveyor belt--fresher water from melting glaciers, melting multi-year sea ice, and increased rain and snow sits on the surface, but even though it might be strongly cooled, the density will not change enough for this cooled water to sink to depth. If the surface mixed layer is only 50m deep, and the layer below the surface mixed layer is cooler saltier than the surface layer, then even if the surface layer is cooled to the same temperature as the next layer, *it will only sink to that same level*. That is, 50 m. Here, deep convection is not possible.

    If the conveyor belt stops, then we have a thermohaline catastrophe. In thermohaline catastrophe, then certainly the climate of western Europe would change dramatically. A lot of models are being run on this. They are trying to couple the atmosphere, ocean, and sea ice, and are running simulations such that 2x, 4x, and 8x the present level of CO2 is in the atmosphere. Thermohaline catastrophe occurs in a few of them, and doesn't occur in others. In some, the conveyor belt fails for a few years, but then starts up again as the a salinity gradient develops between the tropical oceans (where evaporation is high) and the subpolar oceans.

    There is one other weak link in the conveyor belt--the Agulhas current. The Agulhas winds down the east coast of South Africa before leaving the coast, heading south, and then bending back east again. Occasionally the current sheds warm, salty Indian Ocean eddies into the south Atlantic before bending back on itself. These eddies, called Agulhas rings, transport heat and salt from the tropical pacific into the Atlantic basin. A Dutch-South African experiment (MARES) tracked a few of these rings for a while. The Dutch team came to the conclusion that if the Agulhas ring-shedding breaks down, that there is a risk of thermohaline catastrophe.

    Here are some websites with a bit more info:
    *http://earth.agu.org/revgeophys/schmit01/n ode8.ht ml (American Geophysical Union)
    *http://kellia.nioz.nl/mare (MARES experiment)
    *http://www.marine.csiro.au/seminars/ sem-abs95/ASc hiller.html (Aussie coupled ocean-atmosphere-ice model)

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    1. Re:Global Thermohaline Circulation by donnz · · Score: 1

      I am working on a master's degree in Oceanography...and I have studied the subject a little bit.

      My question to you is - when the sponge stops "absorbing" the fresh water will the fact that fresh water has a lower freezing temperature than salt water mean that it will convert more easily to ice and act as some sort of negative feedback mechanism to the scenario being described? Enquiring minds would like to know!

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    2. Re:Global Thermohaline Circulation by kobotronic · · Score: 2

      To the poster of "Global Thermohaline Circulation": Thank-you for a factual entry adding value to the forum.

    3. Re:Global Thermohaline Circulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hey there,

      To solferino, thanks for the spelling advice, some days it's hard for me to even spell my own name (and it's a simple one too). And as for the whole "boreal" bit, I'm in the southern hemisphere too. ;)

      donnz, As far as fresh water having a lower temperature than salt water and thus possibly freezing faster, there are a couple of things going on. First, the article didn't do a very good job of translating from oceanographer into english. If you look at my original post, you'll notice I said "fresher water" and not "fresh water." The typical salinity of the arctic ocean surface water is roughly 34.5 parts per thousand (http://stommel.tamu.edu/~baum/paleo/ocean/node2.h tml). Glacial input will be mixed here to salinity around 30ppt or so on. It will still be pretty salty, but just not salty enough for the deep convection to occur. The density difference will not be large, but it will be large enough to keep deep convection from happening.

      A mini version of "fresher water shutting down the thermohaline circulation" idea actually happened in the late 60's/early 70's. Read more here. http://stommel.tamu.edu/~baum/paleo/ocean/node14.h tml (scroll down for Great Salinity Anomaly)

      The other important thing going on is evaporation. If the ocean is warmer than the air, and there is no blanket of sea ice like there is in the southern ocean, then you will get evaporation. (I know, I know, duh...) CO2 is the most highly touted of greenhouse gasses, but it isn't the most powerful one by far. Methane is a big one (flatulent cows, etc), but probably the most underrated one is good old water vapor. If you've ever been outside on a cloudy night in winter and a clear night in winter, you can tell the difference immediately. So warmer atmosphere + evaporation + insulation from the clouds can actually start a positive feedback cycle.

      This isn't to say that plain old covection will completely stop--it will continue, but only down to the depth of the constant-density mixed layer and not down to depths of 1000m or more (deep convection). As for absorbing fresh water, I don't know about that.

      Hope this helps!

    4. Re:Global Thermohaline Circulation by yellowcat · · Score: 2, Informative

      Texas A&M dept of oceanography has some good links on it, and a glossary of oceanography. You can access that here: http://stommel.tamu.edu/~baum/paleo/ocean/ocean.ht ml

      Things to look up: thermohaline circulation, great salinity anomaly, labrador sea

      The article didn't do a very good job of translating oceanographer into english. Using the term "fresh water" can be misleading, and if you look at my original post you'll notice that I said "fresher water." Kind of like saying that "there is no statistically significant difference" = "no difference."

      Typical surface salinity in the Arctic Ocean is about 34.5 parts per thousand. If that surface salinity decreases to, say, 30 ppt, then it is (in oceanography) fresh water, but that is enough to stop deep convection. So yes, fresh water has a lower freezing point, but true fresh water (0-10 ppt salinity) would either form a very thin surface layer, or just be mixed in pretty quickly by the wind. So I don't think the negative feedback mechanism will work.

      The other little bugaboo that the article doesn't really mention is atmospheric-ocean interaction. Water vapor is actually one of the strongest greenhouse gases out there. If you live in a cold climate, and you have stood outside in winter on a cloudy night and on a clear night, the clear night is almost always a LOT colder. It is theoretically possible to start a *positive* feedback loop: without a sea ice blanket, warmer water temperature => evaporation => greater insulation of surface heat in lower atmosphere => warmer air temperature => unstable atmosphere and more storms => strong winds => more turbulent heat flux into the atmosphere (e.g. evaporation), and so on and so forth.

      Hope this helps.

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    5. Re:Global Thermohaline Circulation by HiThere · · Score: 2

      The rules in the southern hemisphere are a lot different. For one thing, you don't have these large land masses around the antarctic circle. For another, you do have on at the pole. This leads to vastly different dynamics.

      The southern hemisphere can expect lots of climate changes, but probably no glaciation. (The north will probably only get a minor one [I am not a climatologist], as there appears to be more than just ocean currents involved in the major ones. Axial tilt, e.g.) But it's would still be a time of quite turbulent weather.

      However, the singularity will probably occur before this is well underway.

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  81. a friend's bathroom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eeeeeewwwwww!

  82. 5 degrees Celsius is NOT 15 degrees F by SwedishChef · · Score: 2

    A change of 5 degrees F is a change of 2.78 degrees Celsius, not 15 degrees C.

    So if your average temperature in the winter is -15F and it went down to -20F your temperature would be 2.78 degrees less than it was before.

    A good place for this is http://www.convert-me.com since, apparently, Canadian schools aren't any better than American schools for science. :P

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    1. Re:5 degrees Celsius is NOT 15 degrees F by cebe · · Score: 2

      yes ok.
      I replied to my own comment (if you read)

      I don't think that I am a good random sample of the Canadian science curriculum.

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  83. Re:You know, even the eskimos don't live in igloos by Peyna · · Score: 1

    (ObPC: Inuit is now the proper term for referring to alaskan natives.)

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  84. if the ocean currents stop by lingqi · · Score: 2

    nobody have touched on this: but my understanding is that the extremeties of the earth will cool off big time -- but the Earth is still recieving the same amount of heat every day / month / year -- and considering that there are more and more greenhouse gas accumulating -- the earth as a whole should be getting hotter, not colder. It would simply have much more varied climates between near the equator and the poles.

    not that this is a good thing. the northern parts cooling 5-10 degrees means that the heat that would be warming it up is now heating up the equatorial section (mexico, egypt, mid. east, india, indo-china, S. china, and some others, of course) by 5-10 degrees. Africa would be fscked with even WORSE famine, and weather in the aforementioned regions will probabbly become quite unbearable. hence even though right now we are pretty much able to inhabit almost all of the earth -- if the weather changes occur we will only be able to live in some band of reasonable weather maybe between 30-60 degrees from equator...

    but if humans actually leave the equator alone, we might get some rainforests back... hmm... and the poll (which city you want to live in) will recieve a TON of (city in) ohio / kansas votes)

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    1. Re:if the ocean currents stop by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

      Whoa. I'm not certain you're right, but do you realize that if you are right, you're spelling out conditions for unthinkably violent weather? Gulf stream shutting off, new ice age PLUS greenhouse effect global warming sounds like, 'welcome to Weather Gone Apeshit'. What areas would be at risk of tornadoes, hurricanes, floods, in the event of that kind of additional energy being put into the weather system?

    2. Re:if the ocean currents stop by lingqi · · Score: 2

      hmm are you asking a question? in case you are:

      i read a sci-fi novel a while back... it said that jupitor would be a great place to live because the axis of the planet (spinning) is parallel to the axis of planetary motion (around sun) hence you can basically pick a *season* to live in... (if in fact you can live there, blah blah)

      not so on earth... if there are no (of course, i am seriously speculating) energy re-distribution systems (or dysfunctional ones), even the "ideal band" would probabbly suffer from extreme weather throughout the seasons. I think (with my limited meteorlogical expertise) Chicago serves a fairly good example: horribly hot summers (90 degrees F common) and bitterly cold winters (0 deg F / -30 with windchill)... and that's WITH a reasonable sized body of water as a energy buffer (lake michigan)...

      we will see, i guess... only that i am not too excited about the prospects.

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  85. AC versus heater by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Does anybody know the energy ratio for heating and cooling?

    For example, does it take more energy to cool a house from 95 to 75 F than go up from 50 to 70?

    Also, I have read that more people die of cold than of heat. Thus, if the average tempurature of the Earth is going up, then less people should die it would seem.

    (However, it seems that *change* from what people/countries are used to may be the biggest drawback of global warming. People not used to surviving extremes may never get a chance to learn.)

    And, what will this do to my plan to sit on Alaskan real estate waiting for it to get warm and populated?

  86. Bring it On.... by thumbtack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can always put on more clothing, but you can only take off so much. Given a choice, I'll take colder over hotter anyday.

    1. Re:Bring it On.... by signingis · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how often this point has fallen on deaf ears. Does no one understand? I had a girlfriend who was clueless about it. She never wore enough clothing in winter and consequently hated it.

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    2. Re:Bring it On.... by ProfMoriarty · · Score: 2
      You can always put on more clothing, but you can only take off so much.

      While I agree with you in theory ... in principle I would have to say that I would rather look at people wearing bikini's than those nice parkas, snowpants, and earmuffs ...

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    3. Re:Bring it On.... by thumbtack · · Score: 1

      To wit: Fur Bikinis!

    4. Re:Bring it On.... by Ari+Rahikkala · · Score: 1

      Actually, after the temperature rises much above 37 degrees C (your body temperature) you will want to wear more clothes. That will insulate you from the heat outside your body better.

  87. Massive social disruption? by bachlab · · Score: 1

    The article suggest massive social distruption but I disagree. We will adapt through technological means just as we have adapted to live in very cold climates elsewhere on the planet it would open new economic opportunities.

    Frozen shipping lanes? Huge boon in ice breaking services. Increased heating costs? Alternative energy becomes affordable. Farming? We have the ability to farm and ship produce around the world. This is not the 1800s.

    It would certainly be a disruptive change but the idea that millions of famine striken populace will suddenly be on the march searching for more hospitable land seems rediculous in the context of a scientific article.

  88. We must grow economies to survive by TheSync · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There have been many rapid climate changes over the history of the earth, some minor ones even in the last thousand years. It could happen at any time.

    The point is that we must, as a species, grow our economy and technology globally to be ready to meet whatever climatic changes we encounter (regardless of cause, natural or because of us).

    In sub-saharan Africa, nearly 300,000 people will die this year because of famine, partially due to a drought. Depite a major drought in the US this year, no one will die, since the US has an advanced economy that can effectively move food from place to place.

    It is also far easier for an advanced economy to handle the sacrifices of environmentalism. The US has been able to do a lot to clean up rivers and ozone/sulphur in the air. But even the West is only slowly nearing the technological capacity to truly deal with CO2 pollution, and the rest of the world will lag.

    Economic and technological growth of developing countries are most hindered by their governments. Corruption, dictatorship, red tape, inflation, civil war, trade controls, and price controls are the big killers of economies. Appropriate economic policies are highly linked with economic growth and poverty reduction. Korea, Singapore, and Taiwan were very poor countries during the first half of the 20th Century, but have grown into nearly Westernized countries.

    BTW, IMF and World Bank loans are mechanisms for countries to funnel money to corrupt politicians and their friends, as well as provide incentives for countries to run high budget deficits which often leads to inflation. So yes, capitalists should dislike the IMF and WB. They may be a major reason why developing country growth has actually slowed down to near zero over the last two decades.

    1. Re:We must grow economies to survive by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

      Good motivations, but the great economies of the British Empire and the United States were built on tariffs, price controls and trade controls. If other countries are to bootstrap to the point where they can play 'free trade' with the big boys, they gotta be allowed to control their trade like we did when we were their size. Otherwise they'll just get sucked dry, which in the long run does nobody any good, and damages trade.

    2. Re:We must grow economies to survive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In case you haven't noticed, planet Earth is not growing in size.

      We must stop growing population. There's no more ROOM! There are too many people.

      Consider this: if we were at a nice low 1 billion worldwide, we could all have vast properties and drive 1 mpg tanks.

    3. Re:We must grow economies to survive by TheSync · · Score: 2

      As economies grow, birth rate declines. Poor parents need many children to labor for the family to bring in income, and also need to have many children because some will die from common diseases. Parents in better economies, OTOH, lose a great deal of income and time investing in and caring for their children (average cost per child in US is ~$200,000).

      The only way to have room for all the people on the earth is to have them not be poor...

    4. Re:We must grow economies to survive by TheSync · · Score: 2

      Good motivations, but the great economies of the British Empire and the United States were built on tariffs, price controls and trade controls.

      When were there price controls in the US besides in time of war and briefly in the 1970's?

      I'll admit that free trade is probably way down at the bottom of the list of things a country needs to do to have economic growth.

      #1 is a stable currency (which the US has had for a while, with some trouble during the late 60's and early 70's...but much better compared to Argentina right now).

      #2 is low corruption, something most of the US and Britain have had for a while (compared to say India or Peru).

      #3 is effective laws for private property, something both the US and Britain have done well since the turn of the century, but developing countries have a horrible record at, especially for land lived on by the poor.

      Of course, US trade barriers may have harmed growth rather than help it. There are many economists who believe enaction of trade barriers by the US dramatically deepened the Great Depression, for example.

      The greatest threat is from export barriers developing countries set up themselves. I have an uncle who runs a plastic bag factory in El Salvador. During the civil war, the government refused to let him export bags. Now that he can, he exorts bags all over Central America, has vastly enlarged his factory and employs many more people. I think often these barriers exist mainly to provide corrupt government officials opportunities for graft.

      The worst, of course, is US and EU import barriers against developing countries, such as our nutty textile quotas, or Europe's barriers against African produce.

  89. Finally, better weather for skiing & snowboard by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 2

    I've honestly been getting pissed at the fact that snow levels have been getting worse and worse every year in Tahoe. But if global warming decided to give us an 'about face', I'm not going to complain ;)

    Perhaps Squaw Valley will offer some sort of special Ice Ace season pass :)

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  90. Yeah, and... by yellowcat · · Score: 1

    ...if you look at the Vostok ice core and greenland ice cores, even allowing for confidance intervals in the atmospheric CO2 indicated in the ice cores, there is more CO2 in the atmosphere than in the last several million years. And the rate of change of CO2 is higher than it has ever been, again allowing for confidence intervals.

    Would this change happen in a decade? Probably not. Within the next century? That is what those supercomputers are testing, assuming that the rate of change of CO2 into the atmosphere is the same. And they're only looking at CO2, not methane or some of the other baddies out there (SF6 and CFC's, for example).

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  91. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    With responsibilities come rights, if the US gets paid by all the countries that benefit from the change, I think we might just come out ahead. But then again, what you're proposing would lead to the US essentially taking over the world. Is that what you're really advocating or are you just an anti-american taking cheap shots?

    Some countries will lose, others will win *whenever* the climate changes. If the losers have to get paid, the winners should pay.

  92. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    Those countries put out less in absolute numbers, more in greenhouse gas/dollar of GNP. In other words, the solution given by most rad-enviros is to make the world significantly poorer by devasting the leading efficient producer.

  93. Actually this is a Very Good Thing (tm) by MsGeek · · Score: 2

    The Ice Age will balance out Global Warming and we'll wind up with normal temperatures on the planet once again! [/sarcasm]

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  94. Uhh... by billbaggins · · Score: 1
    5 degrees fahrenheit is 15 degrees celcius to us canooks..
    Uhh... unless there was a different number given for Canada, 5 degrees F is about 2-2.5 celcius... granted, I am just a stupid American trying to do conversions in my head, but I'm pretty sure I got that one right...
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  95. We can live with this... by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... Yes, seriously.

    Provided we're not looking at severe glaciation, just a mini-ice-age like we had a few centuries ago, Europe can probably take it. Most of us live in artificial urban environments anyway, and there's plenty of room to improve our insulation. A colder climate could devastate our agriculture, but Brussels already pays out billions of euros to people just for them _not_ to farm!

    And, to be honest, we're fantastically rich by global standards. Look for English and Germans to go buying places in Spain, Italy and north Africa if things start getting a little chilly at home...

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    1. Re:We can live with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you aware that the US and Europe grain reserves are only 6 to 7 weeks?

    2. Re:We can live with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are you aware of the fact that all of Scandinavia and Finland and Siberia used to be covered in a 2km thick glacier???

      Yes, downtown Stockholm under 2000m of ice.

  96. Your sig, translation: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I COULD have had a user number less than 1000 but I was too lazy to sign up. Damnit! Why didn't I get an early account? Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

  97. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by ergo98 · · Score: 1

    I believe that the general beliefs is that surface organic matter is a closed system (presuming you don't totally destroy it) : You burn a tree and it releases carbon that is absorbed by other trees to..well..make a tree. Of course trees do much more than just releasing and absorbing carbon: They nicely filter the air of lots of other toxins, so there is no doubt that lots of trees is better than no trees (excluding surface erosion, barriers against high winds, etc).

  98. But, but wait!!...... by carney1979 · · Score: 0, Troll

    We are supposed to be heading into global warming, aren't we? That's what all the "experts" say....

  99. James Burke: After The Warming by hound3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've heard this one before from James Burke in his video-essay "After The Warming". He basically used this same scenario as an example that the environment can change drastically and quickly.
    "After the last deep ice age, (about 10,720 years ago) an enormous lake (Lake Agassiz) remaining from melting glaciers in central Canada burst through, and dumped an enormous quantity of water through the St. Lawrence River and out into the north Atlantic. This fresh water diluted the Gulf Stream and literally stopped it, because the diluted water was not dense enough to sink. All of this took place in a short period of some 70 years. The effect was to chill the northern regions considerably; in fact, the event was discovered only because seeds of some Canadian flowers that favor extreme cold were found in abundance in the Antarctic ice formed at the time. It was well after the ice age was supposed to be over."
    - Burke's delusion: After the Warming

    Burke then goes on to say that we are currently having the same drastic effect on the environment today with our polution and pumping out greenhouse gasses way too fast for the environement to cope. His prediction, is that global warming is going to come upon us hard here soon. Unfortunately, he leaves this same scenario out to off-set global warming. This makes his presentation somewhat lacking. However, I found his video-essay very enjoyable anyways. And yes, this is the same James Burke that did the 'Connections' series you may have seen on the Learning Channel.

  100. My computer keep freezing up!! by erroneus · · Score: 2

    When was the last time that happened literally?

  101. Re:Not as extreme as headline may.. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a republican fascist that doesn't want to have to conserve our Mother Earth's natural resources.

  102. Does this mean down cline in Earths population? by danalien · · Score: 1

    It said 12,800 years ago Earth cooled down, and that lasted for 1,300 years.

    Just a thought, but what happened after the cold period? Population started to grow (right?!). If we would/could compare populations figures "then" with "now" we would probably see a big diffrence (in growth). Theoretically Earth can't produce enough food for how big of a population [in detail: there aren't enough atoms to go around for everyboy, after a certain amount of people, to sustain (our) life].

    Now, we've seen bacteria/micro-organisms/etc etc flurish in "warm contitions", and vise versa in "colder contionions". And frankley we (humans) as orgonisms are somewhat dependent on warmth (I know I am :)). As such does our "food" (crops & lifestock) too [or it won't grow].

    So if we enter a long period of coldness our "food" supplies we start to minimize. Either population starts to decline to compensate, or we either (1)have to find some new food source(s) or (2)turn ourself into "Duracell bunnys" that run much longer on the same amount of energy *the matrix déjà vu* [I mean, start being more "energy aware", eg. Why use a regular 60W lamp that produces ~710 Lumens when a lowenergy 15W lamp produces ~900 Lumens (where Watt is energy and Lumens is light). Same applies to us humans...].

    [End]

    [Personaly I see us humans as a virus-like organism that instead of improving itself improves by occuping a new teritorium. Where do we go if earth's full? Haven't you been following? Mars - here we come to suck the life out of you too - and move onto the next planet... but that's just me picture of humanity...]
    *hum, all those alien movies where they try to invadade us, wasn't about us at all, but of them - ooohboy, we gonna get killed in this process* well well, you try stopping a bull rampage towards you....ol'e said the matador *hehe*

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    1. Re:Does this mean down cline in Earths population? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mars doesn't have life to be sucked out, dipshit.

    2. Re:Does this mean down cline in Earths population? by danalien · · Score: 1

      True, I didn't say it had. Just that IMO we are going to mars in the future...and repeat the process over again.

      But I ask you again; "haven't you been following" the stories on slashdot? (and other news sources)

      They apear to be more and more confident that there may be water on mars (as ice...under the surface... a recent link ).
      and, here is how to terraform mars, so it may sustain "terran life". (BBC, discovery.. and countless other TV stations broadcasted this schemes for quit a while ago (and maybe they re-broadcast them in the future, who knows). But in theory they can do that (all the math, chemistry and physics add up, on paper :)). And the ingenious virus-like organism we are, will proabably make it work (purely?, out of selfintrest).


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  103. water air by yellowcat · · Score: 1

    The atmosphere might be getting warmer. It's the ocean they're talking about here. And yes, having the atmosphere get warmer can make the *subpolar north east atlantic ocean* get colder. Go to Google and type in "thermohaline circulation."

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  104. Re:the US will live up .. Bush Administration will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    be around for 4 maybe 8 years. The earth's geological time scale is measured in BILLIONS.

  105. another article on thermohaline, currents etc by Cally · · Score: 2

    http://www.discover.com/sept_02/featice.html

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  106. stop begging the question! by ostrich2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When will people realize that "begs the question" means asking a question that has already been answered. It does not mean "presents the next logical question!" Think circular reasoning, not linear reasoning.

    1. Re:stop begging the question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and when will you first year philosophy students stop harping on about the changed meaning of that phrase?

      The meaning that you read in your textbooks is dead. I read it twenty years ago, and it was twitching in death even then. "begs the question" MEANS "presents the next logical question" ever since 1990. DEAL WITH IT!

  107. Canadian winter by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

    Mouhahahahaha!

    Our time is coming!
    Soon the weak will be crushed by the ski-doo riding hordes from the north!

    Step 1: Ice age
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Canadian world domination!

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  108. Re:History Lesson .. I wonder if the mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blamed the dinosaurs for the global warming back then.

  109. Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon? by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, I believe it is called Winter.

    Sheesh, the things that mkae headlines nowadays.

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  110. Global Cooling by pete-classic · · Score: 2

    I've heard that the first "Earth Day" was intended to raise awareness of the issue of global cooling. Can anyone confirm or debunk this?

    I tried writing the Earth Day Network (http://www.earthday.net/) about this about a year ago, but they never replied . . .

    -Peter

  111. Re:Not as extreme as headline may.. Obviously by Peyna · · Score: 2
    Yeah, you hit the nail on the head. Maybe you should realize I was merely pointing out a technicality, and was not making any statement to my opinion or otherwise about the article. Personally, I think that we need to pursue alternative fuels (hydrogen, solar, and otherwise), recycle more goods, reduce waste, eat less animals, and take care of what we have before we lose it.

    Personally, I always found it ironic that many conservatives are against conservation. Of course, they're for a conservation of a different kind. They would rather preserve the past of burning coal and gas and chopping down every tree in site, instead of researching and pursuing other options.

    I don't know why I just bothered replying to a troll.

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  112. Re: Very extreme as headlines should rave by noshellswill · · Score: 0

    Another month of colder winter eh ... hehe ... keeps the Ca. wimps away from Alpine Meadows --- let them BLEAT & drool at BigBear. What's not good about that ?

  113. I just want to say one word to you... by Jay+L · · Score: 2

    Just one word:

    Chapsticks.

  114. Re:Once in a million years, fate conspires against by Syncdata · · Score: 1

    You youngin's might not be aware of it, but 50 years ago it was a tropical paradise

    If southern california was a tropical paradise 50 years ago, then why was it necessary to pass massive bond issues in the 60s to fund an equally masive irrigation project, so that LA, San Juaqine valley, et all, could have access to Northern California's water? SoCal was desert when LA was founded, make no mistake.

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  115. So much for global warming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd better crank up the greenhouse gas generator...

  116. Scaring pocketbooks open - It scares me. Heres why by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    First of all. The CO2 levels created by recent industrialisation have taken the world into a different pattern of weather already. CO2 levels are already much higher than any of the four warm periods between the ice ages of the last 400,000 years see this graph .

    There are also other graphs which show a strong relationship between temperature and CO2 from the from the Carbon Dioxide Information Analysis Center.

    Temperature data and graphs are here
    CO2 data and graphs are here

    There is possible disagreement as to the direction of causality - does temperature drive CO2 or does CO2 drive temperature? But if CO2 drives temperature we are in unknown territory and moving fast.

    Dr. Gagosian says the possible change in Ocean Circulation is like heading towards a cliff of unknown size. But there are other ways the world's climate might change dramatically now it is rolling.

    For example, there are enormous amounts of methane as methane hydrate under the oceans (probably much larger than all the reserves of oil and gas). As one leading researcher put it to me.

    Methane hydrates have not had much effect over the past 400, 000 years but now we are into a whole new ball game. Over longer time spans catastrophic methane burps from under the sea have been shown to be part of the Earth's climate. These have caused mass extinctions.

    This, of course, is just one of several possibilities. The truth is we've started changes we cannot control - we are travelling too fast and we are in the dark. I don't know if we are going to fall of a cliff or hit a tree but I am more than happy to pay for some headlights.

  117. Re:Insight. I am sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is a church of scientology near you. They will be able to handle all of your fears.

  118. WARNING THIS IS A KNOWN TROLL ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He claims to be Canadian, but he is in fact a mexican living in Quebec !

  119. Huh? by crisco · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While I might agree with you about the carrying capacity of the planet your example is about as flawed as they can get. Tokyo's 2,187 km^2 is nowhere near enough to support those 26 million people. Just because it is nice to live there doesn't mean it would continue to be if they were cut off from the food imports (even if we ignore ocean products), energy in its various forms, raw materials and other niceties of life.

    Now go take that bad mood and your dumb joke and shove it somewhere else.

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    1. Re:Huh? by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Pe-Shaw! They would just switch to Soylent Green! It might not be supported 26 million people any more but they would all be fed!

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, I think the point is that if you cram everyone living into the surface area of Texas, you leave the entire rest of the world available for doing things like farming, mining, etc.

      In other words, the planet can support the current world population, and then some. Rough guess, we're probably at least a good order of magnitude away from a "maximum" population limit. Whether or not human nature is such that we as a species can cooperate well enough to support a 10x increase in world population is another matter entirely.

    3. Re:Huh? by quintessent · · Score: 2

      However, we're not doing a great job feeding and clothing the people we have right now. We ought to work on this before we create another 45 billion people.

    4. Re:Huh? by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      My point was that someone just said that we were near carrying capacity. It's utter rubbish to think we're anywhere near that. Simple math shows how silly that idea is.

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    5. Re:Huh? by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Tokyo's 2,187 km^2 is nowhere near enough to support those 26 million people. Just because it is nice to live there doesn't mean it would continue to be if they were cut off from the food imports (even if we ignore ocean products), energy in its various forms, raw materials and other niceties of life.

      Did I say it is enough to support them? No. Don't believe I did, purely talking about carrying capacity.

      My example is not flawed. At all, feel free to point out one flaw if 6.2 billion people lived in a land area the size of Texas. I'd like to hear it. Aside from privacy/size constraints, it works. It's less dense than Tokyo. So.. let's hear why it's flawed.

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    6. Re:Huh? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Just an aside, but I am doing a great job feeding and clothing the people I have right now. My wife, my kids, and myself. When it comes to feeding people, that is the only WE that there is. As a government, or even a "civilization" it is impossible to feed other people who won't help themselves. If institutionalized, this creates a feedback loop where people are rewarded for not performing in society (ie. they get to not work and eat for free..Woo HOOO!!!) leading to an increasing problem with poverty. Some corrolary examples...

      During the Great Depression there were people who would not sweep a floor or perform some other "menial" duty to support themselves and their famalies. They were either too "proud" or too lazy. These people died or suffered because of thir own choices.

      The concentration of wealth in the U.S. is a great example of human nature with respect to poverty. Individuals can operate under our laws and conventions for business and achieve much higher levels of profit and efficiency than in many other nations, but we consistently see people who are in poverty here. Sure, there are many who are legitimately poor, and these people deserve our charity and compassion, but there are just as many (probably more) who are poor by their own design. Either through bad decisions or ridiculous lifestyle choices, or pure laziness they have put themselves in a position where they are unable to meet their own needs.

      Worst of all, many nations who have starving people bring this on themselves and their populace because of evil/greed. Please remember that there are governments in the world that will spend lavishly, extravagantly, absurdly on parties and events for the leaders of the country and their supporters while 3/4 of the rest of the nation starves to death. There are other nations who will starve you out of existence if you hold the wrong beliefs or political views. Just pick a nation with problems feeding their population and look at their history; the flaws will be glaring. Zimbabwe is a current example, but there are many in history. Let's look at what Zimbabwe has done:
      1) Kill all the white farmers or drive them away from their farms.
      2) Give the land to military retirees.
      3) None of these military people know how to farm.
      4) Starve your nation because of greed.

      So, the conclusion is this, nothing will stop poverty. Nothing will stop people from making horrible stupid choices that provent them from developing or continuing as a productive members of society. Nothing will stop some countries from feeding some and starving others. Unless you invent some way to recreate the human mind and soul you might as well get used to seeing people in poverty. Sad, but true.

      BTW, I hope you have some retort that will prove me wrong. PLEASE!

      It is completely impossible to say anything intelligent or enlightening in a space this size, excep

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    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heat. Have you ever been to Hong Kong? It gets to be incredibly hot down between those skyscrapers. Take away the heat dispensation effect of having winds going across uninhabited land/ocean (because, well, all surrounding land would be populated, as you said) and cooling off the city, things would get to be incredibly hot. Add in that everyone would have their air conditioners on, and the amount of power being used for that would cause even more heat inside the city. So, in the heart of a city the size of Texas, with the height necessary for the population density you're talking about, you'd probably have a hot spot well over 100 degrees f. most of the time, and possibly much higher. You could circumvent that problem with good old giant vent systems, but people would probably have to live their lives almost exclusively indoors. And, the effects of creating a localized hot spot like that might be interesting. Desertification, a real ozone hole instead of the media-manufactured one they claim nowadays, weird bacteria strains, etc. Sounds fun, no?

      But, yes, you're right, we could theoretically support a few orders of magnitude more people on this planet. There is no shortage of food, just a massive shortage of world leaders with intellects surpassing those of hamsters.

    8. Re:Huh? by quintessent · · Score: 2

      As a government, or even a "civilization" it is impossible to feed other people who won't help themselves.

      I hope you have some retort that will prove me wrong.

      I wish I had one, too.

      You make many good points, describing the challenges to ending world hunger. I agree with you to a large extent. It won't happen in one year. It may not happen in 100 years or ever. But what about a smaller goal? If I could personally reduce the number of people in starvation by 1%, I would consider myself a saint (in my eyes, at least). I'll never be a saint, but how about a half saint, or even one 1000th of a saint? To me, these are still worth shooting for. The idea of human beings going to bed with food in their stomachs appeals to me.

      I also agree that merely throwing money at the problem will bring nothing. We observe many examples of utter greed, laziness, and vice bringing about these problems. Sometimes people bring the problems on themselves (although you could pity them for being born into a viscious cycle--I have known people in this condition). Sometimes oppression is the cause. In all these cases, are these not examples of the vices people have been fighting from the beginning? Ethical changes can happen, though it is painful and slow. Governments and policies can change. Citizens can be taught the valuable lessons that lead to stability, peace, and ultimately prosperity.

      I saw Bono from U2 being interviewed on Oprah a few days ago (never thought I'd see that). In the past, I've wondered about his attempts to cancel debts to poor countries. Will this just continue the cycle? One thing I learned that really impressed me were the three concessions his plan asks of the countries being aided. One of these is "transparency"--if the flow of money is scrutinized, corruption can be suppressed to some degree. I forget the other 2, but you can look them up.

      I wish I had more to say right now and time to say it, but you get the idea. I have a lot of thinking left to do. It sounds like you have been thinking a lot as well, which I applaud. Don't give up just yet. Throughout our lives, we will surely see widespread poverty, but I also hope to see the beginning of change.

    9. Re:Huh? by quintessent · · Score: 2

      Yes, I did sort of sidestep your point. I guess I just felt like throwing out a humanitarian message at the moment.

      Personally, I think it's somewhat subjective. If everyone in the world consumed energy and output waste as much as people in the U.S., would we start to feel the squeeze then? But I'm starting to get off topic again.

  120. Science Lesson by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1

    I dunno, the article is full of 'what if' and 'could be' and 'possibly'. The theory itself seems to be an alternate consequence of the Global Warming theory, which in itself hasn't been conclusively proven or disproven.

    Somthing that's always bothered me about people's understanding of science and the way it works. Statements like, "it's not proven" or "It's just a theory" demonstrate ones lack of knowledge in the ways of science. This isn't necessarily your fault, this stuff isn't taught in the sub university educational system nor in many of the lower level science classes. It should be, but it isn't. Personally, I learned the most about the ways of science from being a research assistant for a professor and from my elementary stats class. I've picked up bits from Carl Sagans "Demon Haunted World" and the skeptic column in Scientific American. Anyhow, theories are not proven true, only proven false, and a theory must be falsifiable to be a scientifically valid theory. For instance, the theory of gravity by Newton stood for several hundred years before Einstein turned it over. His theory of gravity may someday be proven not quite right. Theories, in science are a lot different than theories for a layman. A theory for a layman is more like a hypothesis. A scientific theory is a well tested idea about somthing.

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  121. Interesting by Catskul · · Score: 2
    The climate is a chaotic nonlinear system. The results of twiddling its parameters may be counterintuitive or unpredictable.

    I whole hartedly agree. Which brings to light an intresting observation: If it is chaotic and unpredictable how can we assume that we know the effects of an increased amount of CO2 in the atmosphere.

    C02 is a greenhouse gas, but a green house gas with very small impact when compared to water vapor. Water vapor by far the most effective green house gas, is 50 times more effective than CO2 based on abundance and how much of the IR band it absorbs.

    Global warming theory assumes that a change in a realitivly insignificant greenhouse gas will effect the temperature enough to increase the amount of water vapor in the air. The water vapor is then assumped to cause a runaway chain reaction by increasing the temperature and allowing more water vapor to be adsorbed by the air. While it is a fact that the CO2 concentration has gone up significantly in the past 100 years; from 290 ppm (parts per million) in 1900 to 366 ppm in 1998, if a change of that magnitude can set off a chain reaction then we would have been gone a long time ago. There are obviously mechanisms that prevent this from happening.

    I think its foolish to believe that we can predict the future of an extremely chaotic system when there are so many factors included. Geography, photosynthasis, ocean currents, weather patterns, ocean absorption, sun spot cycles, seismic and volcanic activity, photoplankton dynamics etc.: all things that are chaotic in them selves and on top of that, hard to measure effectively.

    Beyond all of that, I find this particularly funny:
    The ice age may be caused by global warming

    If you can read that without laughing, I think you need to read it again.
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    1. Re:Interesting by Yokaze · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A stream is chaotical system, too. Almost every little thing in the whole universe is chaotic.

      And then there are people, who've heard from some butterfly and will bash the poor guy(girl?) to death by blaming it all on it and displaying their general lack of knowledge on chaos theory.

      Chaos does not mean unpredictable.
      It means non-deterministic or limited predictability and possibly unpredictability.

      The river is chaotic and fairly unpredictable in its behaviour. Still, no one is amazed to see it streaming downwards.

      The magnetic pendulum with two magnetic attractors, another classical example for chaotic behaviour in physics. Is it unpredictable? I think: "It will stop on either magnet" is a fairly accurate prediction. On the other hand it is nearly impossible to predict which.
      The human body is pretty much a multitude of chaotic systems.

      > I think its foolish to believe that we can predict the [...]

      I think, it is foolish to think you know it better than people who are actually working at it.
      You know, there are actually smart people out there. And imagine, some of those do work besides CS. Furthermore, the most knowing people in this field are actually climatologists and imagine, they know about chaos theory.

      They do not claim to determine the future climate in all its eternity. What they predict is a increase of several degrees in the mean temperature in a fairly restricted amount of time (200y). Your exhilaration on the title may be reduced on the misconception that global warming is the opposite from ice age.
      It is not. Global warming is the name for the rapid change of global climate (Rapid for a global climate change). In contrast, Ice Age is the name for a global climatic period.
      The abrupt increase of temperature may well trigger a Ice Age. That is what the article is about.

      The problem is, the short period of time is for us a lot of time.

      > Global warming theory [...]
      No, you are assuming that global warming theory assumes.
      Actually, global climate models are much more complex. and incorporate several components. Additional to the reflective and absorptive properties of atmospheric water vapor,they include among others greenhouse gas emissions, ozone and sulphate aerosol levels, solar variations, and volcanic aerosols, ice boundaries, earth, and not to mention the ocean in heat absorption, reflection and transportation.

      >a change of that magnitude can set off a chain reaction then we would have been gone a long time ago.
      Well, we actually see the effects quite clearly. It's not the hot summer this year, or El Nino some years ago.

      Have a look at the stats of Munich Re, one of the world largest reinsurace companies.
      Have a look at the glaciers.

      Do you have the same position towards M.D.s and medicin concerning the chaotic behaviour of the human body?

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    2. Re:Interesting by mc6809e · · Score: 2

      Chaos does not mean unpredictable.
      It means non-deterministic or limited predictability and possibly unpredictability.


      You have it exactly backwards: Chaotic systems are deterministic but unpredictable.

      Global warming is the name for the rapid change of global climate (Rapid for a global climate change).

      Global warming means just what it says: The globe getting warmer.

    3. Re:Interesting by Catskul · · Score: 2

      None of your examples:

      -The river is chaotic and fairly unpredictable in its behaviour. Still, no one is amazed to see it streaming downwards.
      -The magnetic pendulum with two magnetic attractors, another classical example for chaotic behaviour in physics. Is it unpredictable? I think: "It will stop on either magnet" is a fairly accurate prediction.
      -Do you have the same position towards M.D.s and medicin concerning the chaotic behaviour of the human body?


      .....are relivant in this context. Neither the fact that a river accelerates towards a point of lower potential, nor the ways the human body's systems behave have come to light by attempting to predict the outcomes using hugely complex mathematical models.

      The rivers general behavior can be determined with simple physics or observed. And most of the knoledge about human systems has been gained though observation. Neither required complex mathematical predictions based on thousands of questionably accurate measurements.

      Saying that the pendulum will go to one of the magnets is not relevant. A compareable prediction with regards to the climate is: It will either get wamer, colder, or stay the same temperature.

      Im sure you have valid points, but using those exmples simply weakened your position.

      Also, I think you are mistaken about your assertions in chaos theory, but IANAChaotician so maybe Im wrong.

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    4. Re:Interesting by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2
      Global warming means just what it says: The globe getting warmer.

      Just to be clear on this, global "warming" means that the atmosphere is storing more heat energy. In some places, it means that the air temperature goes up. In other places, it means that the air movement will become more violent. It doesn't mean that you take the temperature all over the globe & increment it a few degrees.

    5. Re:Interesting by Yokaze · · Score: 2
      > Global warming means just what it says: The globe getting warmer.

      Ok, then find a single reference for Global Warming by a Climatologist in context with the warm periods before 1900, and it is not a simile for the current phenomenon.

      >You have it exactly backwards: Chaotic systems are deterministic but unpredictable.

      At least, I am not alone. According to foldoc:

      deterministic: Describes a system whose time evolution can be predicted exactly.

      Note the qualifier "exaclty" for predicted.
      That means one can predict something not exactly.

      The pre-quantum theory, pre-chaos-theory universe was deterministic. The current one is only predictable to a certain extend, it is probabilistic.
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    6. Re:Interesting by Yokaze · · Score: 2

      The point is all these systems are chaotic and fairly complex.

      Try to determine the future of a "simple" river.
      Try to determine the human body.
      Both is actually impossible. Like determine the global climate. Stillm, you are able to make several predicitons.

      > or the ways the human body's systems behave have come to light by attempting to predict the outcomes using hugely complex mathematical models.

      It's even worse. They even have a hugely comlex mathematical model.

      >A compareable prediction with regards to the climate is: It will either get wamer, colder, or stay the same temperature.

      It boils down to this: You are saying (quite correctly) global climate and weather is chaotic.
      Now your logical deduction: Therefor it is not predictable.
      My point is, there are several chaotic system, which even a layman can make some predicitons on. Therefor your logical deduction is flawed.
      It well may be that it is unpredictable, but for some reasons I trust a climatologist more on determining the kind of system it is than a CS-person.

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    7. Re:Interesting by cp99 · · Score: 2

      Global warming theory assumes that a change in a realitivly insignificant greenhouse gas will effect the temperature enough to increase the amount of water vapor in the air. The water vapor is then assumped to cause a runaway chain reaction by increasing the temperature and allowing more water vapor to be adsorbed by the air.

      Wrong. No mainstream scientist is proposing that a runaway chain reaction will occur. Everybody knows that there are lots of positive and negative feedback loops in operation.

      It's far more likely that the earth will warm to a new equilibrium temperture.

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  122. Re:Once in a million years, fate conspires against by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    That's it. There wasn't any money left in the educational system to teach you people sarcasm and comedy. Oh well, at least you got an irrigation system.

  123. yeah, but what does this crackpot know??? by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    After all, he's only the President and Director of the Wood's Hole Oceanographic Institute, probably the most prestigious in the world. Remember, all scientists are crackpots. Rush Limbaugh said so, and that's good enough for me!

  124. Re: "Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon?" by guttentag · · Score: 2

    Great. I'll just go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo. Thanks a bunch.

  125. Not just a year... by ryochiji · · Score: 1
    For those of you who haven't read the article, I quote:
    These warm-to-cold transitions happen in about 3 to 10 years. The cold periods lasted for 500 to 1,000 years. Such oscillations in temperature and ocean circulation have occurred on a regular basis.
    and
    Average winter temperatures could drop by 5 degrees Fahrenheit over much of the United States, and by 10 degrees in the northeastern United States and in Europe.

    I wouldn't exactly say this is new though. My high school science teacher told us about this several years ago. And for those of you wondering, he's not denying global warming. Global warming is the increase of the earth's average termperature, which could cause average temperatures in certain areas to rise or fall more dramatically.

  126. Food? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The grain reserves of the United States and Europe are only about 6 to 7 weeks. Grain production has become a fairly "just in time" process. The crops that are grown are extremely efficient for the growing conditions for which they are optimized.

    When this happens (not if - when) you aren't going to freeze to death. The worry is that you will starve to death. Or, you will die in the fight for food or to preserve food supply. Europe will get hit the hardest.

    Japan recently deployed the most powerful non-DoD supercomputer in the world. What for? For studying ocean currents and the impact on world climate.

    The good news is that the press is finally picking up on this story. I've been reading about it for 10 months and initially was extremely skeptical that this was an issue. The more I read, the more I worry that it is a very real risk that has been ignored.

  127. Given NASA's computer modelling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We're more likely to fly straight up a few thousand feet and then go BOOM.

    As for being "very self opinionated" you're obviously a better judge of that!

  128. Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2
    The mini ice age is expected to arrive within the next 3 months. But, don't panic. It's a mini ice age and is only expected to last for, perhaps, 4 months.

    Alas, I live in Grand Forks, North Dakota. The Mini Ice age is scheduled to start in about 2 weeks or so and scheduled to end some time around mid-april...

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  129. Re:Yeah, and...160,000 year sample extrapolated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to several million years??? How can they look themselves in the mirror?
    Nova warnings from the ice.
    On that same page there are examples of how over the past 100,000 years the earth has gone through climactic flips. I will mention that that period seems to lack ANY FUC$ING human intervention whatsoever.
    Global warming is a farce.
    I'm sorry that you are going to have to find a new religion but that is just how it is going to have to be.
    Try 'Save the Penguins'.

  130. This is funny, the Zoolanders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  131. You know what this means? by James_G · · Score: 2

    Longer skiing season! Woohoooo!

  132. Re:We can live with this...Short and stocky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people will become all the rage. While all of you tall hairless alien looking humans will be too cold to get out of bed and thus will die off.
    Equilibrium achieved.
    Finally I get some justice.

  133. No, It,s less then one degree. by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    If you remember high school physics, there's something called the heat of liquification. It takes heat to convert ice into liquid and it takes heat to convert water at 212 F into steam at 212 F. Actually, water is at it's densist at about 4 C, and solid water (ice) is less dense then liquid water (otherwise ice would sink). You cn obeseve this by looking at the water in a glass of ice water...there's a definite layer of denser water at the bottom of the glass that can be seen.

  134. Other theories also verify this scenario... by Wonderkid · · Score: 1
    The Ghia principle (that the Earth is a living being that responds and adapts to protect itself as any other 'living / sentient' being) would lead one to believe that an ice age would be used to deter global warming - effectvely the host is scratching itself because the parasites are tickling.

    The above is of course very controversial if not offensive to some in the scientific community - however, I recall being taught at school that the past ice age - which also arrived very quickly - was also triggered by a rise in the Earth's ambient temperature. Global weather patterns are hard to predict, so only time will tell. The best solution is to assume the worst and try and switch to alternative transport mediums (such as http://www.onumber.net/gmautonomy ) that help us move away from reliance on the resources that contribute to global warming. Simple really.

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    1. Re:Other theories also verify this scenario... by masamax · · Score: 1
      If I recall, the last *major* Ice Age also ended extremely quickly, like we are talking huge numbers of glaciers melting within a few years, which would require temperature increases in the tens of degrees (C) in that time period.

      So was the Earth reacting there? Who knows. One thing that is known is that the climate changes a lot in very dramatic ways, and has been doing so for millions of years. Maybe global warming has an effect, but let's face it, it's gonna get colder or hotter whether we are here are not. I think we just have to try to keep up.

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  135. Climate is what you expect from past experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Which is why we have this thing called "weather".

    As they say about the stock market, past performance is no guarantee of future success.

    It's a helluva lot easier to think "OMIGODTHEWOLRDISGETTINGWARMERBECAUSEALLTHOSE SELFISHFOLKSDRIVESUVS!!!!" and make ourselves feel better by driving a little car that uses a whole 30-40% less resources.

    But if you haven't gotten rid of your blow drier, don't congregate in crowds (ever think of the impact a group of 100,000 people and all the infrastructure required to support them have on the environment?), and never, ever ride on a motorized vehicle or eat food prepared using motorized vehicles, you're a hypocrite. You're criticizing what you call the excesses of man while those very same "excesses" allow you the leisure time to peck away at your computer and whine about "resource depletion", "global warming", or whatever cause-of-the-day your excessive free time allows you to attack.

  136. But this is Europe only by mark_space2001 · · Score: 1
    This article is talking about changes in the Northen Atlantic ocean, which will affect only Eurpoe and the North American atlantic seaboard.

    The South Atlantic (Central and South America) and Africa will either be unaffeted, or actually experience warmer temperatures.

    And there doesn't seem to be an equivalent system for the Pacific Ocean. Judging from their diagram, the much larger Pacific doesn't depend on salinity for it's circulation.

    Out here on the West Coast it's global warming as far as the eye can see, with disasterous effects for the California economy, and our water. (California is expected to lose something like 80% of it's water in the next 100 years.) An ice age in europe does nothing to aleviate that. Just thought I'd point this tid bit out.

  137. its not chemicals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most of the water pollution is not in the form of chemicals, but rather, temperature pollution. water used for cooling is warmed and then dumped back in in large quanities, raising water temperatures a few degrees and cause havoc in water ecosystems.

  138. nonlinear, yes, but chaotic? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    The climate is a chaotic nonlinear system.

    well it's definitely a nonlinear system, but chaotic is a pretty exact term...

    The weather is chaotic, but the climate (different time scale) might simply be bistable.
    The reason why we can't predict what'll happen doesn't have to be because the system is chaotic. Most likely it's just because we don't understand the system. There's a huge difference.

    (BTW, I think he was joking)

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  139. Re: "Abrupt Climatic Change Coming Soon?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, great essay man. You are an excellent writer.

  140. Re:hmph! GOTCHA !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real reason GLOBAL WARMING nutcases spread the manure on thicker and deeper.
    'If there is an ice age, people will just start polluting as they always do.'
    So as I understand it, you threaten the world with apocalypse for the sole purpose of getting countries to stop polluting.
    -
    The earth, which is BILLIONS of years old, has undergone HUNDREDS of climatic shifts. 99.9% of these climate shifts took place before the first SUV spouted out a cubic foot of CO2 or the first cow farted.
    =
    Until you and the Earth Liberation Front can come up with answers that don't involve shutting down the 1st world economies and having all of us live in communes I would suggest that you find something else to do.

  141. Precisely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Point 3 is definitely true. The sun's solar cycles affect the earth a hell of a lot more than anything we do here on earth. We can't control the weather here, so there's no way we're going to be able to control the weather on the sun any time soon.

  142. Re:History Lesson Great !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comparing a 24 hour period to one that may last 10s of thousands of years. I guess it makes a good joke.

  143. No, instead come to Texas to escape it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Down here in Texas we'd actually welcome several months in a row of winter termperatures.

  144. hot or cold... by stumonster · · Score: 1

    this article promises rapid warming http://www.commondreams.org/views02/0301-02.htm are they all just guessing

  145. Finally my English degree comes in handy! by XaProf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Calm down, everybody.

    If you studied English in college you'd know that there was a "little ice age" in Europe from around the time Elizabeth I came to the throne (think Shakespeare) to about the time that George I came to the throne (think Defoe). (Disclaimer: both "thrones" are that of England -- I'm not that up on the history of other European countries. Sorry)

    It wasn't that big of a deal. People lived. Massive migrations didn't happen. Life adjusted -- in fact, you barely hear about it in writings of the period -- the most knowledge we have is from paintings, like this one.

    Besides, they're getting these conclusions from only 40 years of oceanic data? I'm not even an engineer or scientist and I understand that in massively complex natural systems fluctuations happen.

  146. Re:What makes you think...My time working.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with green groups has proven that they go WAY overboard due to the fact that so many people are oblivious to any environmental damage humans might cause. Many things have been cleaned up in the last 40 years all for the better. Unfortunately as you state there is no common sense being used in the green movements arguments concerning global warming. In my opinion it has become like a religion aka Earth Liberation Front.

  147. Does anyone know how to build an igloo? by jmcnamera · · Score: 1

    You asked, "how to build an igloo..."

    If you're a real penguin, you don't need no stinkin igloo.

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  148. Bad sample size by unicorn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's ridiculous to draw conclusions from a sample of 2 data points.

    Especially when the second data point, has a beginning, but no fixed end yet. You really don't know anything about the length of the second time period.

    So in reality you're taking a single observable fact, the length of the historic ice age, and extrapolating wildly from that single point of data.

    Completely meaningless conclusions are all you can draw from a single point of data.

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    1. Re:Bad sample size by ZigMonty · · Score: 2

      If you read the post above you, you'll see that he is quite correct, even if he didn't explain it very well.

  149. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

    Of course a 10% drop looks a lot less impressive when you realize that 2000 years ago was the strongest field intensity that the Earth has seen in the last 70,000 years. We still have to lose another 75% before we are in the regime that is generally associated with magnetic reversals.

    Sooner or later the field will reverse again, but I don't expect to see it in my lifetime.

  150. For further reading... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    For those who are interested in other dramatic changes that could happen to the Earth, check out this website: http://www.habtheory.com/

    Why I know about this, in a nutshell: several years ago, I read a book my Dad had called The HAB Theory. It was about how the changing mass of the polar ice caps could introduce a "wobble" to the Earth's rotation, causing it to suddenly flip over and create a new axis of rotation about 80 degrees from the old one. Pretty far-fetched stuff, but the scientific conferences in the book presented all this interesting information, such as why many ancient civilizations seem to have almost started out advanced technologically, but then inexplicably declined (Egyptians, Mayans), reasons behind the myths of Atlantis and Bible flooding, and even other geological phenomena that could be described in this way as well. The book also was kind of held together by a poorly written love story, sort of to make it more palateable to female readers, but which failed pretty miserably. The science was pretty well done, but not so that you would actually believe it.

    But imagine my surprise that the book was based off of the research of one Hugh Auchincloss Brown, who did publish a book on it. I actually found the book in my college library, and sat down to read it (I was a Physics major, so it wasn't too hard to follow). What he said made sense, until he came to the crux of his argument: that "cosmic rays" have mass, and they contribute to the rotation of the Earth. Hmmm, that's one thing that wasn't mentioned in The HAB Theory!

    In any case, the website I mentioned above collects together most of the better pieces of "evidence" for this theory, some of which are pretty intriguing. Personally, while I find the theories interesting, there are enough loopholes and jumped conclusions that I can't really believe it, but I thought I should let others know. Enjoy!

    Neil

  151. In case you didn't know it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The current interglacial period has already lasted longer than any of the three others seen in the last 400,000 years.

    The same cannot be said for the current day.

  152. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last glacial was about 100,000 years. The Holocene (current interglacial) has lasted 10,800 years.

    You are probably comparing the Holocene with the period (which we are still in) over which we have routinely had ice ages.

  153. Expected from theoretic models by amorsen · · Score: 2

    this page shows that this has been predicted as far back as 1993. It is nice to see climate theory match up with experimental evidence. Actually "nice" is the wrong word, I would certainly prefer if the whole global warming thing turned out to be a hoax. So far I am having very little luck on that wish.

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  154. Pshaw by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Global warming? Panic, panic, panic!

    Ice age? Panic, panic, panic!

    *sighs* The only constant in climate science is the overblown claims to predict the unpredictable, intended to suck up to / interestingly challenge the ecopolitical orthodoxy and stir up panic for the purpose of getting grants.

    Shesh.

    The REAL weather forecast, by moi: weather will happen, the climate will shift to and fro, people will adapt just like they always do and get on with their lives.

    This is NOT worth abandoning your SUVs for, people!

    1. Re:Pshaw by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2

      He makes it sound like New York will turn into Toronto ... sounds fine by me :-)

      Hire a few of us canadians to handle the snow & ice; it doesn't hinder much once you understand it.

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  155. Buddy, I know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    comedy when I see it, and that post wasn't comedy!

  156. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open - CLIMATE CHANGE LEVY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You people scare the living crap out of me. You would honestly look at the idea of imposing a CLIMATE CHANGE LEVY on the people of this planet? Its people like you that will turn me into a political activist from hell that will railroad each and every goddamned Green Bill right into the mud. A climate change levy? That is so fu&King rich. You people must dream up taxes in your sleep. How about I come up with some good taxes for you to save you some of that precious brain power you like to use on slashdot.
    -
    -Flushed-Your-Toilet-Twice-Levy= For any of you resource wasting lard asses that would even THINK of wasting GOOD water flushing your excess crap down the toilet. 5 pounds a month.
    -Drank-One-Too-Many-CocaCola-Levy= Coca-Cola contains caffeine which in turn causes a humans to urinate more than they would if they just drank water. This excess urination leads said human to use the toilet and thus waste more GOOD water flushing BAD water down the drain. 3 pounds a month.
    -Child-That-Opened-The-Door-One-Too-Many-T imes-Lev y= In the winter or the summer a child that likes to play outside will sometimes go in and out of the house several times. This activity leads to a WASTING of resources. 10 pounds a month. OR one month in the stockade for that little resource wasting weasel.
    -Held-The-Refrigerator-Door-Open-Too-Long -Levy= My Aunt Clara tends to leave the refrigerator door open for several minutes when she is fixing dinner. Suggestions?
    I am sure that you, obviously a greater mind, can come up with hundreds of wonderful new taxes that we will all be happy to pay in the name of protecting this wonderful earth of ours.
    For your information I am sitting in an air-conditioned room 23 degrees, AND I am running a fan on high. Just to spite you. Just so that I can speed up this climatic shift.

  157. Quinchies! by Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    When I was growing up in Canada, we built quinchies.
    Much easier than an igloo and very warm!

  158. Hot air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So another brain wants to write a book. Maybe, possbily, it's within reason and and we may just see it on the bookshelves in six months

    M

  159. Re:Scaring pocketbooks open - CLIMATE CHANGE LEVY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has already been passed and it only affects businesses. Well not exactly because when you add 10 to 20% to the price of power that a company uses those costs are distributed to the customers.
    Sad.
    A cow farted in dublin. Europe entered a new Ice Age. The Sicilians now run the planet.

  160. let it snow let it snow let it snow.... by croftj · · Score: 0

    Happiness is a warm wife!

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  161. Bring it on! by smartin · · Score: 2

    I'm sick of these woosy winters in New Jersey. It's not winter if there is no snow and last year sucked.

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  162. Yeah right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They can't accurately predict the weather 2 days in advance. Like I'm really going to worry about an Ice Age prediction within the next 10 yeras.

    1. Re:Yeah right... by NortWind · · Score: 1
      They can't accurately predict the weather 2 days in advance

      Weather is much harder to predict than climate. If you can average over a year, a lot of the details even out. Weather is all about those pesky details, while climate is about the averages. Much easier to crunch.

  163. It's called Winter ... by Glonoinha · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's called Winter and it happens every year. Be alert for the abnormally wet season that follows that (called Spring) and an abnormally hot season following that (called ... you guessed it : Summer!)

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  164. Look you boob by red_shift · · Score: 1

    Sylver Dragon:

    You prattling on about how I sneakily left out the important resolution: (...temps down --> Water Re-freezes --> atlantic currents shift back) reveals the truth: you are an idiot. That on a larger level, you may also be a reactionary ostrich, is a point I shall not contest.

    It suffices to explain:

    Just because it's going to be snowing in Lancashire, doesn't mean that it's getting colder at the pole, or in the north Atlantic. There's no water "re-freezing" involved here. Regardless of whether's there's an ice age in Britain, there's STILL A FUCKING systemic increase in temperature. It's getting hotter where the ice is, sport. Thus, more polar ice melts, not less.

    Or were you thinking that all this metling ice would drop the temperature of the ocean would drop low enough that a new ice cap would suddenly appear, floating around in the middle of the atlantic? Where's your re-freezing concept happening, again? Did you leave out a detail, in your ridiculous adventures on the soapbox?

    Regardless, it's clear: you may be able to spell 'logically', but you do not think logically. How about you leave the science to the professionals? Because after your display above, you accusing anyone from WHOI (do you even know what WHOI is, sport?) of "scarist propaganda" is utterly ridiculous.

    You make me sick to my ass.

    1. Re:Look you boob by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      It suffices to explain:

      Oh, please do:
      Just because it's going to be snowing in Lancashire, doesn't mean that it's getting colder at the pole, or in the north Atlantic. There's no water "re-freezing" involved here. Regardless of whether's there's an ice age in Britain, there's STILL A FUCKING systemic increase in temperature. It's getting hotter where the ice is, sport. Thus, more polar ice melts, not less.


      Therefore, there won't be another "little ice age," if it's "getting hotter where the ice is." Correct?

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  165. Re:Insight. Don't worry. Hypochondriacs like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yourself that pop antibiotics by the case will generate so many new killer bugs that more than half the population will be killed off in the next 20 years.
    Besides humans are not the problem. Cows are. If only we could stop them from farting.

  166. In summary by azav · · Score: 1

    I am a formerly trained Marine Biologist and a Macromedia Director programmer by trade.

    We studied the ocean in my 4+ years of college and climate systems and what I got out of it is "don't fuck with it because you don't know what will happen."

    Yikes. This stuff scares me.

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  167. There will be no more Ice ages - Repeat by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    I hope repetition isn't too boring or disallowed. But do look at this graph.

    It does suggest that further ice ages are unlikely.

  168. Re:There will be no more Ice ages - Repeat Correct by CemeteryWall · · Score: 1

    I hope repitition isn't too boring or disallowed. But do look at this graph.

    It does suggest that further ice ages are unlikely.

  169. The earth's core CAN generate heat... but not much by ccoakley · · Score: 2

    One way of generating heat in the earth is through tidal forces. The earth is slowly being kneaded like a big doughball by the sun and the moon. This converts rotational energy into thermal energy, slowing the earth's spin down. A violent illustration of this effect is the Jovian moon IO (ok, this whole post was just to use the term Jovian). Io's volcanic activity is almost all generated heat in the core by tidal effects from Jupiter. Since the core is mostly thermally isolated the Earth really doesn't dissipate this energy well. Of course, the tidal forces for Earth are really weak and I have no idea what effect they have on core temperature, if any. But, take a look at Io in a decent astrophysics text.
    Another possibility which has happened in the Earth's history is deposits of fissile material moving past one another due to geological plate movement and reaching critical mass. It takes millions if not billions of years, so it doesn't act like a nuke, but fission does occur and heat is created. One such occurance has been discovered on the African continent. I think there was an article in Nature about 4 years ago about it.
    Anyway, two mechanisms for the Earth generating heat with no obvious external source (tidal forces come from the sun and the moon, but nothing as noticable as the sun going nova). So no, you aren't showing ignorance (both of these scenarios are less than impressive on the Earth), but there are possibilities (and they do obey Thermodynamics).

    Cheers,
    Chris

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  170. Seen end of last ice age... by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    I can't remember the name of the event now ("Lesser something," from the name of a plant that became widespread over the period. It's probably even mentioned in that article :-), but a similar thing happened at the end of the last ice age (and there's evidence it happened before). Europe was getting warmer, then suddenly got very cold again for close to a thousand years. Then gradual warming resumed and we entered the current pattern.

    The cause is believed to be the melting of the continential ice caps. This dumped a lot of cold water into the Atlantic and turned off the Gulf Stream, and it took a long time for it to turn back on.

    In this case, the only question is how quickly polar ice and melt and how much is required to turn off the Gulf Stream. For a long time it was assumed that it wouldn't be enough to cause problems, but now geologists aren't so sure.

    Europe may be in for a rough time, but overall temperatures will continue to rise. At least the ships from the American west coast and Asia will be able to sail directly to Europe through the NW passage. (Seriously, I was just reading about how the US and Canada are starting to think about what will be required to support maritime traffic as the polar ice melts.)

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  171. word gloss by solferino · · Score: 2


    parent post was extremely informative - thankyou

    here's a little word gloss for a couple of the more uncommon words in the article

    thermohaline :
    thermo meaning temperature
    haline meaning salty

    boreal :
    of, or relating to the north
    in this context, the northern hemisphere
    from the greek god of the north wind, boreas

    finally there was a typo on equitorial
    (no, i am not being a spelling nazi),
    which is correctly typed equatorial

  172. What makes me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What makes me think, "Now I Believe I Really Understand?" Everything. Such a shame, that this can't be disclosed by the powers that be.

  173. Re:Year without a summer Happened in Japan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it was in 1993, that there was no real summer in Japan. They had to import rice and they had to import a lot of it. It was one wierd summer. The rainy season never ended. It just went on and on and it wasn't until the very end of august that there was the slightest sign of summer but by then it was too late.

  174. Who'll give me some odds... by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...on abrupt and extensive climate change say, August of 2012????

    Of course, that's just a rough estimate based on made-up evidence with a full support of studies that were conducted entirely within my head.

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  175. Probably nobody does know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Earth goes through periods where ice ages happen, and other periods where they don't. For the last 4 million years we have had regular ice ages. Before that the last previous period with ice ages was 350-250 million years ago. (The dinosaurs lived from 225-65 million years ago.) According to this there are 2 more such periods known in the last billion years. The first of which ended before the Cambrian explosion differentiated most of the major phyla that we still see today.

    There is evidence of ice ages that are even older than those. For instance look at this one when the Earth was less than half its current age!

  176. Penguins by Pac · · Score: 5, Funny

    but are still unclear as to the cause of the southern yearly iceage

    Thousands upon thousands of penguins living in the southern polar cap. They constantly inhale and exhale the cold air there. Every time they exhale, the air move a little bit north (as everyone of them is always facing north). After some months the whole polar air mass is above the southern continents and it takes another three months for the tropical heath to disperse it. At the same time the penguins are hibernating. Then the penguins wake up and start moving the air again.

    An international consortium formed by Autralian, Brazilian and South African tourist industry representatives have a project to kill all penguins (bringing an ethernal summer to the region), but they are being prevented from implementing it by the Greenpeace and a bunch of Linux zealots.

  177. I know how to build an igloo... by Snaggy · · Score: 1
    I built one with Nitrozac, we spent the Real Millennium's Eve in it.

    I am Canadian. :)

  178. Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri by flyneye · · Score: 1

    followed of course by a few months global warming.in which our women don bikinis and butt floss.we also cuddle up.LOL

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  179. Ice Age Stories - A Conspiracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    mini ice age stories are cooked up by clothing manufacturers to sell warm, winter clothes. Everybody's been roasting all summer long, and we are sick and tired of it. Air conditioning only in a few small spots here and there, mostly not where we are at the moment. These stories date back to "almanac" predictions of colder weather in a few years, which are based on junk science, or no science at all. How can all this be true? OK, lets see a "mini ice age" prediction surface at the BEGINNING of summer, when everyone is sick and tired of freezing to death all winter long.
    You can fool some of the people some of the time, but not all of the people all of the time.

  180. Bit of a difference... by siskbc · · Score: 1

    The great thing about climate change is there is no way for ANYONE to be proven right within the next few hundred or so years - we have a sample size of 1 (planet), and there's too much noise in the signal to say that anything observable is significant. People "notice" that the last 10 years of data is a general upward trend; had we had this technology in the 1780's (I think that was the rough time period) the opposite would have been noticed - ie, cooling.

    Within climate modeling, the story is even tougher. It is logical to assume that greenhouse gases = warming, but the climate model is SO much more complicated than that. We don't know to what extent that more CO2 will stimulate plant growth, lessening the effect (same for plankton in the oceans). We also don't know what the effect of more air pollution will have on cloud/aerosol formation - as they tend to produce a shielding/cooling effect. And, as the story says, possibly cooling as a result of melting.

    True, the general consensus is to generate numbers that indicate a general heating, but it's partly political - the funding agencies that support climatology don't want to support models that generate negative numbers, and so predicted cooling=no funding. Also, modeling in general is more of a Rorshach of the researcher, in that what you choose to weight, in terms of variables, affects the ultimate outcome. There are many ways to build a model that predicts the current climate, and subtle differences in models will cause divergence - and climate researchers aren't likely to go with an "illogical" conclusion - ie, cooling. Even this story uses global warming to get to the ultimate global cooling.

    Bottom line is that climatology ain't easy - it's hard to test a hypothesis because there's no new data. Hard to check for overtraining. So I would take climatology research with a grain of salt. So I would say that the poster you went off on was fair in saying that this isn't a clear-cut BECAUSE situation.

    That said, driving big freaking SUV's isn't the best idea - best to hedge on the side of caution.

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    1. Re:Bit of a difference... by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      " True, the general consensus is to generate numbers that indicate a general heating, but it's partly political - the funding agencies that support climatology don't want to support models that generate negative numbers, and so predicted cooling=no funding."

      What basis do you have for this statement. It seems to me that it would be the opposite. If I wrote a paper saying that global warming was a hoax every republican, oil company, the chamber of commerce, etc would throw enough money at me to drown me. If I wrote a paper saying we will all die from global warming who is going the fund me? The national science foundation? the sierra club? who? Exxon/Mobil can outspend the sierra club AND the national science foundation by a hundred times and not even notice it.

      Take for example Bjorn Lomborg the guy who wrote "the skeptical environmentalist" He is now a very rich person wheras most climatologist are still in the middle class. Even though most of Bjorn's arguments have been discredited he still get paid immense amounts of money to expound on his views by the republicans and big business.

      So where are your numbers? has anybody done a study that shows that scientists that argue for global warming get more funds then the scientists that disagree.

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  181. Re:Its in pittsburgh by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1
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  182. Re:Not as extreme as headline may.. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me either, but it confirms a suspicion. sorry for being a jerk but it has to be said.
    They would rather have a system that works rather than chasing every pipe dream that comes down the road. Most conservatives believe in conserving natural resources. Consuming natural resources wisely. Alternative fuels will have their time but it would be foolish to throw away a system that works and replace it with one that may or may not work. The ironic thing is that even once alternate fuels are popular it will be the same big companies running the show and I guess you can complain about that too.
    As for the trees. They grow back. Really. They do. If that is not good enough, then when would it be ok for humans to chop down a tree?
    As for recycling, some of the biggest cheapskates I have ever met were Republicans and they recycled everything they could.
    Eat fewer animals? Where does it end with you?
    We have to live in cities, use trains or drive small electric cars, be vegetarians, go to bed at sundown??
    Sad thing is I used to be as green as you till I realized that many democrats were taking me for a ride on the back of the environmental movement.
    seeya

  183. On the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll all have free CPU overclocking like the Finnish.

  184. Re:Why Frightened? - Creationist fruitcake by I+Prefer+Dannii · · Score: 1

    I won't respond to all of the nonesense you've written as quite a few people have already. Anyway - here's a few they missed : > It's design contains a complex ... "design" ? Is this Tom Cruise speaking ? The inroads that the Creationist movement have made in North America are as disturbing as they are impressive. > I would love a 10 degree drop in St. Louis ... "love a 10 degree drop in St. Louis" ? And what about the millions of displaced people coming to St Louis becasue of ice sheets hundreds of feet thick covering vast areas of the northern hemisphere. Would you love that ? > If nature wants to move a river ... Nature doesn't "want" to do anything. Is this Tom Cruise again ? Do yourself a favour and read Carl Sagan's "The Demon Haunted World".

  185. History of the World. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First there was an ice age. And then came global warming and the ice melted. And then came another ice age. Followed by another ice age. Repeat process a thousand times.
    At some point in the 20th century some bright scientists dig up some ice in Vostok, not Vladivostok, but Vostok. This sample of ice is over 11,000 feet long and gives us an idea of what the climate has been like for the past 160,000 years give or take a decade or two.
    +How many ice ages and periods of global warming were there in the last 160,000 years. More than one and less than 5. I don't know.
    So these scientists start looking at this great big sample of ice that has 160,000 layers. And they try to piece together when an ice age may have occurred and when there was a period of global warming.
    How did they determine that one section of the ice sample represented an ice age and another represented a period of global warming? Apparently by chemically analyzing the ice in the layers they were able to determine EXACTLY the temperature at which this ice formed. EXACTLY !!!! And there seemed to be a correlation between a rise in the levels of CO2 and a rise in the temperature that they were able to pinpoint EXACTLY from this ice sample from a long long long time ago.
    So the idea pops into their head that maybe an increase in CO2 causes an increase in the temperature of the planet. And this correlation proves true with many other geological epochs that are represented by this HUGE sample of ice.
    It seems that unfortunately for us over the past 100 years(out of the last 160,000) humans have increased the levels of CO2 in the atmosphere to levels that have never been seen before.
    Thus we come to our conclusion that WE ARE SCREWED.

    1. Re:History of the World. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that there have been periods of global warming before this NEW and DIFFERENT period of global warming? Of course. Other wise the world would have been in one continuous ice age.
      The difference with THIS period of global warming as opposed to the thousands of other periods of global warming that have occurred since this planet was formed 4 billion years ago, is that there is a species of animal on the planet that has decided that it needs to produce millions of tons of CO2 to exist. This CO2 escapes into the atmosphere and causes a period of GLOBAL WARMING.
      ]-8] But why is this period of global warming going to be any different from all the other periods of global warming?
      (;( Haven't you been listening? This period of global warming was caused by MAN and we have the proof. This period of global warming is going to cause the climate to get WARMER. Of course this period of global warming will be followed by an ice age at which time the climate of the planet will get colder.
      -
      This is so confusing. You also said that the levels of CO2 that we are seeing right now in the atmosphere are higher than ever recorded.
      (;( That's right. According to samples taken from previous periods of global warming, the levels of CO2 in the atmosphere are MUCH higher than ever before. In the last 160,000 CO2 levels have never been so high.
      ]-8] So this period of global warming is going to be the warmest the Earth has ever experience?
      (;( Well maybe not the warmest due to the fact that our data only goes back 160,000 years. But things are going to get hot.

    2. Re:History of the World. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ]-8] Let's get back to the CO2. Isn't that the stuff that these MEN exhale? And isn't CO2 the stuff that plants breathe in? Billions of MEN and billions and billions of plants? Don't they cancel each other out?
      (;( That's where you are wrong. You see you forgot the cows.
      ]-8] Cows?? You mean the animals that these MEN like to eat?
      (;( That's right. These cows chew their cud due to the fact that their digestive system is not all that effective. And the by products of the their incomplete digestive processes leads to the massive production of
      ]-8] CO2 ????
      (;( NO no no, methane. Another gas associated with these periods of global warming.
      (;( Woo , so you are saying that cows started periods of global warming millions of years ago?
      (;( NO no no you can be such a dumbass. Millions of years ago there weren't any cows. At least not as we know them today.
      ]-8] So how are cows responsible for this period of global warming? Why is this period of global warming any different than all the rest of the periods of global warming?
      (;( The difference is man.
      ]-8] Oh.

  186. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by DAGAN · · Score: 1

    If this little mini "ice age" did happen....

    Bush, "In examining the recent drastic temperature increases in much of the climate in the North America, we have sufficient evidence to believe this has been the work of individually functioning Al-Qaeda terrorists cells. These elaborate cells have structured 'weather devices' which can cause large shifts in global temperatures.

    We must strike now, and wipe out these cells, and take action against countries who harbor these terrorists. We must strike now, and eliminate those countries with people in them. This will prevent all future terrorist attacks. First, Britain!"

    "Sir, no, they're an ally."

    Bush: "Oh, yes, yes, right. We must strike, France!"

    "Sir, why France? We have no quarrel with them either."

    Bush: "Yes, right. Well, who else can we attack. Throw me a freakin' bone here.."

  187. Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never should have removed those SCSI hdds...

  188. Related to N Atlantic waves, plankton levels? by rfovell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This article reminded me of something I read in S. Junger's "The Perfect Storm", which told the tale of a N Atlantic storm and its effects. Keeping in mind this is an undocumented, nonscientific source, and the fact I'm neither oceanographer nor marine biologist, the passage reads (p. 121):

    There is some evidence that average wave heights are slowly rising, and that freak waves of eighty or ninety feet are becoming more common. Wave heights off the coast of England have risen an average of 25% over the last couple of decades. One cause may be [less oil pollution, since oil] inhibits the generation of capillary waves, which in turn prevent the wind from getting a 'grip' on the sea. Plankton releases a chemical that has the same effect, and plankton levels in the North Atlantic have dropped dramatically...

    Presuming the author got his facts straight, I wonder whether the ostensible plankton disappearance is related to changes in the salinity levels discussed in this article.

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  189. Its not us! IT's the ALIENS! by Snaller · · Score: 2


    They are terraforming the earth to their liking - preparing to move in!

    (Or perhaps alienforming is more like it ;-)

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  190. Change is Bad? by SiliconEntity · · Score: 2

    When we were told to expect global warming, that was going to be bad. Crops would fail, diseases would spread, people would suffer. Now we are told to expect at least localized cooling, and that is going to be bad too. More crop failures, more suffering.

    The lesson, clearly, is that "change is bad". Any change, either warmer or colder, will make things worse. If the sea level rises or falls, that will be disaster. Whether winter or summer becomes longer or shorter, it is harmful.

    Apparently most analysts believe that we live in the best of all possible worlds! The only situation which would be acceptable to them is perfect stasis: no change, no novelty, nothing different from what it has been for centuries in the past.

    Isn't this an awfully limiting philosophy? Should we always judge the future against the present, with the assumption that any change is automatically something to be avoided?

    I wish that we could adopt a more dynamic perspective. It is guaranteed that the future will bring new changes and new challenges. Climate changes are going to be only the smallest part of what we are going to see in the next century. "Creative destruction" is an inherent part of the scientific and technological progress which has led to a world where people are living longer, healthier and more productive lives than ever before.

    Let's try to think a little more flexibly and creatively as we look towards the future. Change is not necessarily bad. Any way you look at it, change is going to happen. We need to be prepared to accept and handle change, and not fear it as something which is always threatening and harmful.

  191. Igloo? Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Igloo? Why? We can just turn off the air condition in the machine room....

  192. No kidding... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of that line as well. When the earth decides it has had enough of us, we'll be put back in line.

    Imagine a giant clam feeling remorse about eating too much plankton...we seem to think we're somehow different from other life forms on the planet.

  193. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by young-earth · · Score: 2
    In fact the magnetic field has never reversed; it has been steadily declining. And no, it's not that the energy is transferring into the non-dipoles. This is very recent research, which is well worth reading here.

    An excerpt:
    Using data from the International Geomagnetic Reference Field (IGRF) I show that from 1970 to 2000, the dipole part of the field steadily lost 235 ± 5 billion megajoules of energy, while the non-dipole part gained only 129 ± 8 billion megajoules. Over that 30-year period, the net loss of energy from all observable parts of the field was 1.41 ± 0.16 %. At that rate, the field would lose half its energy every 1465 ± 166 years.
  194. No salt? by Decimal · · Score: 2

    This is all about salt water ceasing to flow like it does now when fresh water comes in and disrupts it, right? So what would happen if suddenly all the salt in the ocean dissapeared? If we could somehow assume that the deaths of all the animals in the ocean that need salinity won't have an effect (which I know we can't). Would the conveyor work the same with all fresh water?

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    1. Re:No salt? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      No... the freshwater would not be as dense as salt water. The salt adds density to the water, and adds to it's ability to drop when it gets colder. (without freezing, because of the salt content)

      The sudden density increase from the temperatures added to the already high density due to the salt content makes it sink, causing a "vacuum" effect. I don't think just from my experience with freshwater that such a thing could happen with freshwater. At least not to such an extent.

      though, your bringing in the variable of the animal life changing in the waters makes me think a bit on how that would also effect the whole chain of events. Thanks for bringing that up.

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  195. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Almost. If you want an excuse to attack France, just ask Britain. Almost anyone there will make one up on the spot. Attacking France is the national pastime.

  196. Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri by Bush+Pig · · Score: 0

    More a micro ice age, I would have thought.

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  197. Is this a funding proposal? by mcloran · · Score: 1

    This is a classic "Let's make this a crisis so we can get more funding" article. Hrmm - global warming is _so_ overdone, let's make it about global cooling. That will get us some headlines and funding - maybe even a post on Slashdot!

    Evidence:
    "In the past decades, we have made great strides in understanding Earth's atmospheric circulation system because we established a global network of thousands of meteorological stations to monitor changing atmospheric conditions."

    Those atmosphere guys get all the funding (and headlines)!

    "No observational network exists to continuously monitor the oceans."

    Wah - we don't get enough funding.

    "If we just had a few more strategically placed modern instruments in the oceans for an extended time, we could understand so much more about how the oceans can cause abrupt climate changes. At present, there is no national plan for improving our understanding of the issue,"

    Where's my national plan featuring Woods Hole prominently? We struggle along looking for $2 million here and $3 million there in research grants. We just need congress to pass one big $300 million plan!

    "The best way to improve the effectiveness of our response is to have more knowledge of what can happen--and how and when. Research into the causes, patterns, likelihood, and effects of abrupt climate change can help reduce our vulnerabilities and increase our ability to adapt."

    Translation: "WHERE'S MY FUNDING?!"

    Of course this is being painted as a crisis. Crises get funding. A paper saying that there might be minor changes in atmosphere in various parts of the world that causes some minor disruption and easily handled complications doesn't get any headlines or funding. Oh no, London may have slightly shittier winters than they already do (hey - maybe the fog caused by the gulf stream will clear up!)

    While more research may not be a bad thing - just wait until the anti-development crowd gets the results, interprets them in the worst possible way and starts proposing cures. I'm betting they cost far more than the problem.

  198. National Igloo by Erioll · · Score: 1

    That is the best part of it. Whenever I wonder how stupid people can get, I just look at that and shake my head.

  199. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 2

    Someone mod parent up as funny, just based on the link.

  200. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by waytoomuchcoffee · · Score: 2

    Omg, and check out young-earth's posts too. Thanks, now I can test out the new /. system for modding down foes.

  201. Global Warming by Servo · · Score: 1

    It seems like just yesterday that people were running around like chicken little complaining about global warming and how its getting too hot.

    Is it just me, or now are people running back in the opposite direction?

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  202. Cane Toad Experience by Max+the+Merciless · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In Australia we had a problem with a couple of types of insect eating our sugar cane crops. So we imported 60 non-native cane toads from the Americas to eat the bug... they quickly multiplied, but failed to impact on the cane destroying insects.

    Now there are millions of poisonous cane toads slowly spreading throughout northern Australia. The have become a pest and compete with native species.

    The moral? Be wary of quick fixes, no matter how scientific (i.e. GM!). Mother Nature is complex and can react in unforseen ways and the possiblity of unintended negative impacts is very real!

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    1. Re:Cane Toad Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, the importation of an insect from South America to Australia dramatically reduced the tremendous infestations of the invading pricklypear cactus.

      (Of course, it would have been far better if no one had ever brought the pricklypear in, but oh well.)

  203. Global Warming causes Global Ice Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    which sucks up fresh water back into the glaciers, which build up causing warming, which then makes them melt again, causing another Ice Age. Sounds a bit like a two-cycle engine on the old John Deere tractor. In any case, farmers will adjust crops, and my $175 per month for 6 months airconditioning bill and $5 per month for heating 3 months here in Florida may switch and leave me with some mighty profitable acerage when all the snowbirdies flock south on I75 and I95. All I need is an "All the orange juice you can drink for a quarter" sign. That'll be pay back for the Yankees blaming all of Florida for 2 pissant counties run by Damnocrats for screwed up elections.

    1. Re:Global Warming causes Global Ice Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 2? Are you sure you counted that correctly?
      Had to be said. Actually I am interested. Only 2 counties controlled by democrats?

    2. Re:Global Warming causes Global Ice Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No there are several Democrat controlled counties. It is the two in SE Florida that get all the press. I live in Hillsborough county, Pam Irio is a Democrat for whom I've voted, and she runs the best elections in the state. However, national press blames Republicans for all the problems in the 2 counties where they have no control whatsoever, strictly for political reasons. It makes great national and international headlines to blame the Bushes, the Republicans, Conservatives, etc. for problems caused by these two counties when in fact there are places in the US with worse voting problems. It's all politics used to spread FUD at the expense of Florida which has near perfect voting in every other county.

    3. Re:Global Warming causes Global Ice Age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have the exact figures, but Florida has many Democrat controlled counties. Only two have voting problems, and these are Democrat controlled. In Florida all voting is controlled by local election boards and cannot be run by outside agencies as reported by the press.

  204. Finally this is seeing mainstream press by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

    I feel vindicated. In '88 I wrote a paper for an advanced meteorology
    class at UND where I used some snippets of previous research to suggest
    that this very thing could occur.
    The prof I had at the time graded the paper C- because, as his notes
    in the margin indicated, it was "speculative". I argued with him about
    it, stressing the point that the Earth's climate is a chaotically balanced
    system that could change extremely quickly, and brought up many of the
    points in the article, particularly the freshwater balance.

    Finally. Thank you Dr.Gagosian. I wish I could go back and shove
    this in my prof's face, but unfortunately he retired and moved to
    California......

    Just goes to show how entrenched in "traditional" science many of
    our universities are, and how resistant to new data/ideas way too many
    scientists are.

    SB

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  205. Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


    Only 4 months? WTH do you live, Florida? :)

    SB

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  206. Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

    Dude! :) [ Dakotaspeak ]

    Lived there for 3 years and attended UND back in the early
    '90s.

    Did they have to completely gut the downtown after '97?

    (now residing in NE Minnesota)

    Mid-April? Bah humbug....we have worse weather here near
    Ely....occasionally have had ice storms in June :)

    Wheee!

    SB

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  207. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd also like to see some proof that the Amazon rainforest does not contribute significantly to the oxygen content of the air.

    Here it is:

    http://www.nature.com/nsu/020408/020408-7.html

    Note that this is NOT from an anti-global-warming site. It's a site that promotes the notion that human activity is warming the planet.

    Proof enough?

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  208. Watch what you say, you might get it by pardasaniman · · Score: 1

    you guys freak out at 5 degrees!! How are you gonna cope with -20 (-40 with windchill). But anyway, the way you dudes down south play the environment, you're probably gonna have some snow anyway. (When will Georgy understand) *Sigh

  209. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by g4dget · · Score: 2

    Maybe if you actually read the article, you'd see that both global warming and this possible mini ice-age would be due to greenhouse gas emissions. We don't know which is going to happen, but if either happens, the US would carry a large share of the responsibility.

  210. Oh Come On... It Can't Have Taken THIS Long.... by lysurgon · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Make sure the snow is really hard on top, and at least 4' deep. Make sure you're wearing your snow-shoes or you'll fall through!
    2. Use a long, thin, "snow-cutting" saw to cut the snow into curved-rectangular blocks.
    3. Starting at the base, line the outside of the igloo with the blocks, being sure to leave room for a doorway. You'd be surprised how many hosers forget this!
    4. After each layer, have a beer. This only works if you drink Canadian beer. That's MOLSON Canadian, not that "Canadian budweiser" crap. You can rest your beer on the ice blocks to keep it cold.
    5. As you get to the top and can no longer reach high enough to put any more blocks up, just give up. Who needs an entire igloo anyway? That can be your "breathing hole".
    6. It'll still be freezing, because this is Canada, after all. Build a fire inside your igloo.
    7. If your hole isn't big enough, some of the ice on top will melt. This is normal. If your entire igloo melts, it's too warm for igloos right now. Wait until igloo season.
    8. Since there's no power outlet, you won't be able to watch Hockey Night in Canada in your igloo. Go back to your house and watch it there.


    9. ???
    10. Profit!

  211. Re:Right On! More terrain for me to ski... by david_bonn · · Score: 1
    This was my first reaction too. Earth First! used to sell tee-shirts that said, "Bring Back the Pleistocene!"

    Exactly my sentiments.

  212. Panic buying ! by Macka · · Score: 2


    You're quite right. Everything is modelled on JIT delivery these days, because stock languishing on shelves is wasted money ...

    And you're not even factoring in the effects of Panic Buying. Last year when we had the petrol strikes in the UK, and the public suddenly realised that no petrol (and diesel) meant no product deliveries to the local supermarkets, a wave of panic buying swept the country. Warnings on TV not to panic buy had exactly the opposite effect, and within days supermarkets had all but run out of the essentials. If the situation had lasted for more than a week, people would have found themselves with empty larders and no way to re-stock. Hunger driven chaos and anarchy would have followed soon after.

    It was quite an eye opening experience and unpleasant experience.

  213. it's not blame, it's legal principles by g4dget · · Score: 2
    It's an established legal principle that if you wrong someone else, you pay in proportion to how much you contributed to it. Other countries can breed like rabbits, but if they don't produce as many greenhouse gas emissions as us, then their share of the responsibility is lower. Therefore, if the predictions of the article come true and greenhouse gasses cause an ice-age, the US would be legally liable for trilions of dollars in damages under the legal standards of the US itself. That's a simple fact. Other countries would be liable as well, of course, but since the US is the biggest emitter of greenhouse gasses and probably one of the less affected countries, its net liability would still be huge.

    The question is what are we going to do about it? You just like to stick your head in the sand and find childish excuses. Bush says there is no problem at all. I think it makes sense to reduce our emissions voluntarily. Even if we can sleaze our way out of the responsibility by waving our revolvers, it is still our moral responsibility to avoid these outcomes or pay up for them.

    1. Re:it's not blame, it's legal principles by delong · · Score: 2
      Other countries can breed like rabbits, but if they don't produce as many greenhouse gas emissions as us, then their share of the responsibility is lower.


      The Indian subcontinent BREATHES OUT as much CO2 as the US produces from burning of fossil fuels. And soot is a greater factor in atmospheric greenhouse effects than CO2, and the majority of the world's human produced soot comes from - the Third World. All that burning of wood and whatever else they can get their grubby little hands on. So lets ALL cut out the "Save the world" singing, eh?

      Derek

    2. Re:it's not blame, it's legal principles by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Eh, the way I see it is pretty simple. We can burn, dump, do whatever we want! It isn't going to do anything in the long run. Once we finally ruin the entire world for our usage, and we finally have no other resources to survive, we just die off. Once we die off, everything goes back to normal, and life brings itself into bloom again.

      I wish our body could get rid of our forms of cancer as easily as the earth can.

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    3. Re:it's not blame, it's legal principles by g4dget · · Score: 2
      The Indian subcontinent BREATHES OUT as much CO2 as the US produces from burning of fossil fuels.

      I think if you do the numbers, you'll find that that isn't true. In any case, it is completely irrelevant to global warming: people don't eat fossils, they eat carbon recently removed from the atmosphere. And each human being actually holds a few kilograms of carbon, carbon that isn't in the atmosphere.

      And soot is a greater factor in atmospheric greenhouse effects than CO2,

      No, it isn't; it may be the second-leading cause.

      And, again, it's irrelevant to global warming. Soot, while harmful in many ways, disappears quickly from the atmosphere. If anything, it gives us a safety cushion--something we can reduce with emergency measures over a few years. CO2 hangs around much, much longer.

      So lets ALL cut out the "Save the world" singing, eh?

      I have a better suggestion: use your head. Besides, don't you think the world is worth saving?

  214. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


    Have you - and a lot of the other idiots perpetuating this myth -
    ever considered that the entire ecological system of the planet depends
    on both of these factors (and more)?

    Sheeeeezusss......obviously they're not teaching much in schools
    nowadays about closed environmental systems....

    pissed off SB

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  215. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by g4dget · · Score: 2
    Some countries will lose, others will win *whenever* the climate changes.

    Climate is not like a thermostat. Over thousands of years, maybe Siberia will become a tropical paradise, but in the short term everybody loses when the climate changes: flooding, ecological devastation, etc.

    what you're really advocating or are you just an anti-american taking cheap shots?

    I didn't take any "anti american cheap shots". As I pointed out, if Bush is right, there is nothing to worry about. But if Bush is wrong and greenhouse gas emissions are responsible for climate change, the it's a simple legal principle that the US, being the largest contributor, ends up with a huge net liability for the damage (other nations also will have net liabilities, of course).

  216. Mandatory Futurama Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Global warming happened, but nuclear winter canceled it out"

  217. no they don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US is the largest emitter of green house gases in the world, which is what matters here.

  218. Chickity China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if every single inhabitant of China (PRoC, that is) wanted to eat one more fried chicken per year

    "have a drumstick and your brain starts clickin'"

    --Tai Mai Shu

  219. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by CreationLtd · · Score: 1
    China and other countries stop the open-air burning of toxic stuff like computer motherboards

    Just as soon as the USA and other first world countries stop dumping them in China's lap in the first place.

    Citizens living in poverty outside the USA refrain from constant sexual intercourse when they know perfectly well they can't even feed themselves

    Citizens living in poverty outside the USA have constant sexual intercourse in order to make enough children to help them eke a bare minimum life out of whatever miserable piece of land they happen to live on.

    They don't do it for sheer amusement unlike most citizens in USA.

    - "These people, they speak what they do not know" -

  220. At least will earn a lot selling coats. by JhAgA · · Score: 1

    quoting:
    "It is reasonable to assume that greenhouse warming can exacerbate the possibility of precipitating large, abrupt, and regional or global climatic changes. We even have strong evidence that we may be approaching a dangerous threshold--that we are squeezing a trigger in the North Atlantic."

    Today Mr. Bush refuses to sign the Kyoto Protocol and other international pacts to reduce global warming.

    Tomorrow, Mr. Bush IV can sign a trillionaire contract with tropical countries (like mine) to sell america warm coats and family boats.

    At least global dominance will change like the weather.

    Cheers.

  221. nuclear power is still the answer by RussP · · Score: 1

    nuclear power emits no greenhouse gases.

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  222. Global warming leads to icey death by kyletinsley · · Score: 1

    Didn't you guys ever play Civilization?? Global warming causes all kinds of nasty disasters! All the coastlines become swamp and all but the equatorial regions become those stupid ice squares... Then some of your people die and you have to turn some of your Elvis's back into Farmers, and then it takes forever to build anymore cool toys to fight with. It's really inconvenient all the way around, so please! Clean up that nuclear polution ASAP!

  223. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

    How am I supposed to accept data from a source that also says that the energy fields (and earth, because they coincide) was created 6,000 years ago?

    Unless the remains that my father dug out of the ground at Madeira (sp?) Beach, Florida are from very large reptilian creatures that are carbon dated incorrectly and actually co-existed with mankind within that time. I highly doubt that, considering the basic law of decomposition.

    Go away.

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  224. Somewhere... by silverhalide · · Score: 2

    Some ski bums and snowboarders are jumping for joy. (Obligatory on topic adjustment: Linux ski bums)

  225. Idiots... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    In less than fifty years, nanotech will begin changing human nature beyond recognition.

    Climate change is irrelevant to Transhumans...

    Of course, the monkeys will probably complain...

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    1. Re:Idiots... by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      yeah...

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  226. IGLOO HOWTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    home.no.net/gedra/igloo_bg.htm

  227. Don't mess with things you don't understand by God!+Awful · · Score: 2

    The crux of the article is that the earth's climate system is complicated and multivariate. Global warming is not as simple as "the world will get warmer and we'll all live in a tropical paradise." Messing with the relevant factors won't necessarily bring about the 'obvious' consequence.

    Now if only we could get Slashdotters to understand this the next time they make one of those quasi-informed pronouncement about economics (e.g. give away software to sell your hardware, music sharing increases sales).

    -a

  228. Where does this chatic behaviour come in? by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 1

    Why on earth are you so convinced that this system behaves chaotically?

    the WEATHER (different time scale) is chaotic... the climate doesn't have to be.

    Systems that we don't fully understand are unpredicatable because... well because we don't understand them.
    I've seen no indication that the climate is an inherantly chaotic system.
    I looks like a simple bistable system, perhaps exhibiting some kind of relaxation oscillation. I might be quite possible to understand the system and predict it if we just get the model right.

    And what's this about chaotic systems being unpredictable... the weather is chaotic but we're able to predict it 5 days into the future (and the lyapunov coefficient indicates that it should be possible to get good 10-11 day predictions, WITH BETTER MODELS!).

    Getting a 100 year prediction of the climate corresponds to what (in the weather time scale)? 3-4 hours... and the climate even looks more predictable than he weather.

    While it is a fact that the CO2 concentration has gone up significantly in the past 100 years; from 290 ppm (parts per million) in 1900 to 366 ppm in 1998, if a change of that magnitude can set off a chain reaction then we would have been gone a long time ago. There are obviously mechanisms that prevent this from happening.

    I've already had 5 beers... if a pertubation of that magnitude isn't able to push me over the edge, there has to be mechanism preventing me from becoming pissed...
    BARTENDER!!! another round!

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  229. giant turtle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ocean, on the other hand, is a turtle. It may take years or decades or even millennia for similar "disturbances" to circulate through the ocean. But the ocean is a big turtle

    So we live on a giant turtle after all!

  230. Alternative visions & solutions: having an ar by TheSoepkip · · Score: 1
    I remember a column / tv show one a local biologist did on this topic. His name is Midas Dekkers, I guess you have to know him to fully explain him. Lets just say he tends to have alternative vision on things, usually very funny (read sarcastic).

    Anyway, he discussed the same possibility but starting with a different premise: why do the smaller countries in europe, such as Holland, Belgium and Denmark have armies ? In case of warfare they are most probably going to be whiped away anyway. Via a long and amusing road he came across the possibility of another ice age. This ice age would mean the end of our economy. Where would we have to go ?

    Well, his answer was South, africa, which should be somewhat of a paradise due to the climate changes. Africa probably won't be very happy to receive several million immigrants. The problem is that these immigrants will bring along their highly advanced armies ...

  231. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by cp99 · · Score: 2

    I was just wondering if you could point me towards the peer reviewed scientific journal which Humphries published his work in?

    Oh wait, did the great scientist conspiracy stop him from publishing?

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  232. Your making assumptions by onyxruby · · Score: 2
    As you said, you need certain kinds of snow in order to build an igloo. You simply can't use just any kind of snow to build an igloo - I covered this. The reason I suggested the ice igloo first (and covered snow second) was that this is more practical for most people, who are statistically far more likely to live somewhere where there is ice available than the proper kind of snow for building an igloo.


    While a native can certainly build an igloo by themselves, slashdot's readership is overwhelmingly not native or trained in winter survival skills - a partner is a safety measure for those who haven't made one before. In other words, my post still stands on it's facts and merits. Whilst I am certainly not an Intuit native, I can assure you that the art of igloo building is hardly limited to the Arctic circle. I learned my skills in a Boy Scout winter survival training camp, as many others have.


    Incidentally the camp was a joint facility used by the US Army for their winter survival training when there were no Boy Scouts around. They supplied the cold weather survival gear, Boy Scouts provided the facilities - camp Ootpik if that name rings a bell with any readers.

    1. Re:Your making assumptions by mandolin · · Score: 1

      An igloo aficionado's expertise can be properly called into question if they can't spell "Inuit". Other than that, informative post.

    2. Re:Your making assumptions by nels_tomlinson · · Score: 2
      I wasn't trying to pick on you; I just wanted to make sure that we didn't have a bunch of slashdotters (slashdaughters?) going away thinking that was how the Eskimos did it.

      Your partner suggestion is a good one. Ice blocks would be heavy, and the partner might need to lift them off you, and then call for a medivac. This wouldn't be a problem with snow blocks.

      Igloos were strong, and warm. People could live in them indefinitely, though I gather most folks in the old days had dugout houses (with whale ribs for rafters) at their winter places. The igloos were temporary shelters, for travel or emergency.

      I wasn't aware that the aboriginal peoples had used igloos anywhere outside the Arctic. I think that you were saying that the aborigines had used them elsewhere, and I'd certainly like to hear details.

      I suppose that you could build an igloo anywhere the wind can drift the snow for hundreds of miles, and the weather is cold enough, long enough, that the idea of water as a structural material could take hold. The great plains area might have gotten the right sort of snow, but did the cold last long enough to justify devloping the skills? Remember, the snow gets packed by a succession of blizzards, and then you get to build the igloo. Blizzards followed by thaws give ice, which doesn't make good igloos.

  233. A little confusion here. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2
    Nobody seems to have pointed out the two basic points in your argument which I have the most difficulty with. . .

    1. Self correction mechanisms, (and I'm not going to argue about whether or not they really exist), can very easily kill off 99% of human life. There were periods of Earth's history where there was virtually no oxygen in the atmosphere, and different kinds of living things thrived. --Keep in mind as well that there have been something like 35 planet-wide die-outs of pretty much every complex organism over the last few million years. Simply moving to another part of the planet is an unrealistic option for about 5.9 billion people. Mass death is a good possibility, I think.

    2. 150 years ago, this nation was so smoggy the buildings had to be scrubbed. Sure. But 150 years ago, the planet population was a great deal less than it is today, and heavy industry was also in its infancy. --Sure, things are going to get dirty in places where dirty fuels are burned, (coal), but back then, those zones were very small as compared to the pollution centers today. Also, keep in mind, that India and much of China is going whole-hog with starting up heavy industry in the dirtiest of ways. These are BIG population centers producing BIG pollution which make St. Louis from 150 years ago look like a bug fart.

    Essentially, I think you're more or less on the right track with some of your ideas, but I would caution you about leaning towards wishful thinking in other areas. There are better, more respectable ways to come to terms with the world condition today. Why frightened? Why indeed? If the human race dies out, it won't be too soon! Talk about self-correction!


    -Fantastic Lad

  234. Can you flame someone who doesn't read /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this one time, at band camp, we saw this exact same article on the Discovery Channel years ago.

    But thanks for discovering it now, ya schmuck.

    Oh check it out, I'm going to write an article on, say, Giant Squid, and hope that nobody with DC ever reads it. It's going to be called ant hills are retarded and you should burn up cactuses.

  235. Re:History Lesson Great !!! by plarsen · · Score: 1

    It's a good comparison, because we could say that we are now living in the "daylight" age which doesn't last very long.

  236. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes.... the better strategy is to wait for your enemy to destroy you completely, and *then* strike back....

  237. A couple of things to note... by scarhill · · Score: 2, Informative

    First, the theory isn't new. Here's a good article from The Atlantic.

    Second, as the article explains, this has apparently happened before with drastic results. (How does a 13 degree Farenheit change in 50 years sound?)

    Obviously it can happen due to natural processes. There's also a chance that human-caused warming could kick it off. Either way, the results wouldn't be good.

  238. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by young-earth · · Score: 1

    If you want evidence of the anti-creationist actions (note I do not claim a conspiracy) of prominent journals, google for "Forrest Mims" and read the story about how he was treated by SciAm. Quite shameful.

  239. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    "it's a simple legal principle" under which law system? Farting in a crowded elevator is not legally actionable even though there might be real emotional and aesthetic damage. You're talking about a huge application of ex post facto law, a no no in a lot of legal systems.

    The fact is that if the PRC or Russia or most any other country were a larger share of global production and the US were a smaller one, the net global emission of pollutants and greenhouse gases would go up as the US is a very clean producer. Going after the cleanest producer is a good secondary marker for somebody with a hidden agenda.

  240. Snow Shoes by DigitalLogic · · Score: 1

    Anyone have an extra pair of snow shoes I can borrow? Remember, I asked first. :-)

  241. Re:It's a self-interest thing by ianscot · · Score: 2
    All we're seeing here is our planet's self-correction mechanisms at work. There is likely nothing that we mere humans can do to permanently change the planet.

    The thing people like you don't understand about environmentalists is that they're not arguing about the grand purity of the natural world as much as they're saying "Wake up, we're killing ourselves." This debate is about our survival, not about the world's ability to shrug and adjust. No doubt, the world will make do -- the question is whether human beings will be able to live in it.

    Stephen Jay Gould wrote an essay in one of his collections in which he tried to make that point like this (paraphrasing):

    1. Yes, the world has gone along just fine at different temperatures in the past. Some of the periods which life thrived had significantly higher mean temperatures, it's very true. The ice age(s) weren't entirely without life, no. It's just that --

    2. The dominant forms of complex life on the planet have never really survived any radical change in the climate. (He wouldn't use the biased word "complex," but I'm glossing. In one view, prokaryotic organisms are the "dominant" life on earth.)

    It isn't that environmentalists think we can destroy the world. It's that they think we can make it unliveable for ourselves. Your glib "I'd like to have six more degrees, what the heck?" is completely ignorant about the potential effects of mean temperature changes on that scale. Take a look into how the Sahara desert came about, will you?

    You're playing with your own future, and you dismiss anyone who wants you to think about the consequences as a "whiner." Pretty rash attitude to throw back in the face of the overwhelming weight of the world's scientific opinion. Gee, I hope you're way the hell brighter than the climate scientists who look at ice cores from Greenland...

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  242. civ sucks, play smac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least in alpha centauri you can build a solar shade and keep the polar ice caps from melting, which in turn causes the oceans to rise, flooding your coastal cities.

    Of course you have to vote on it, and stupid ai factions always vote no if it is a good idea... so you have to use planetbusters, or other long levers of persuasion.

    (This is assuming you don't do the lame tech-farm-on-every-ocean-square-transcend-rush-in- 2230 dealy)

  243. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love to have snow in Florida! It's too damn hot here!

  244. Igloo? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    Actually I do and I have. ;)

    Igloos are actually quite warm and I ended up having to sleep on top of my sleeping bag because I got so warm.

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  245. Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2

    Lived there for 3 years and attended UND back in the early
    '90s.
    Did they have to completely gut the downtown after '97?


    Yeah, pretty much although I'm not that sure about what it looked like before (I'm also a UND Student from the cities. Started here in fall of 99). Mid April is really only an estimate...We got snowed on twice during finals week last year. (The one in May...)

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  246. Food, won't be a problem by geekoid · · Score: 2

    as long as we have this

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  247. Two things by CXI · · Score: 1

    First off, that page seemed very much like a "please give us money or else we're doomed" kind of research proposal. They themselves indicated that they didn't have much data to base things on, and that they needed more money to study it.

    Second, the proposal seems to leave out one important fact: What about the massive heating of the tropics due to the fact that the heat isn't radiating to the north any longer? They seem to only focus on what will happen in the Northen Hemisphere. What about the South pole as well?

    Third, this kind of change seems logical. If ice is indeed melting due to warmer temperatures then it makes sense that the Earth's systems will rebalance in the other direction. If not, we either wouldn't have any ice or the Earth would be frozen. The only reason we have balance now is that the climate takes care of itself regardless of what we do.

    Lastly, I think the claim by the submitter that is "could happen in a decade" is a misread of the article.

  248. A Loo for your buddy Ig? by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

    The frightening thing is that it makes a lot of sense to me. Does anyone know how to build an igloo? That would be a toilet for an ig wouldn't it :-)

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  249. A forest is more than trees by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    Yes, they absorb CO2 but when the trees die it all gets released again.

    When a tree dies, its carbon ("biomass") is often consumed by other processes than simple decay. In reasonably mature rainforests, for example, they get sucked up by lichen and moss. I've been in old growth forests where the moss was many feet thick.

    (The moss also functions as a very effective HEPA filter to keep most of the organic and particulate matter from flowing into forest streams)

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  250. Not from one sample. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2

    If you studied paleloclimatology at all, you wouls see a constant cycle for millions of years, very regular. HEs right, we are just coming out of the last MAJOR ice age.

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  251. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by g4dget · · Score: 2
    "it's a simple legal principle" under which law system?

    Under the US system of laws.

    The fact is that if the PRC or Russia or most any other country were a larger share of global production and the US were a smaller one, the net global emission of pollutants and greenhouse gases would go up as the US is a very clean producer.

    But they aren't because they are producing and consuming less. Overproduction and overconsumption are just as much of a problem as inefficient manufacturing and energy use when it comes to pollution and greenhouse gasses.

    And, as most people already learn in kindergarden, "Johnny does it too" is not a good excuse for behaving badly yourself.

    The real problem is that the US tax system does not properly account for the externalities associated with energy consumption: if fossil fuels were several times as expensive as they are, the US would become more efficient.

    Going after the cleanest producer

    Who is going after anybody? I'm not saying that anybody should "go after" the US preemptively to stop greenhouse gas emissions.

    All I'm saying is that if destructive climate change due to greenhouse gasses occurs, then the US will have the largest share of responsibility because the US has emitted the largest amount of those pollutants.

    People need to keep that in mind when deciding whether to vote for people who proclaim that greenhouse gasses are not a problem. Are the benefits we derive from cheap energy worth even a small chance of causing the deaths of billions and facing trillions of dollars in liability?

    I also think that the right's rhetoric of "responsibility" is smoke and mirrors. They talk about "responsibility" when it comes to welfare mothers, but don't often apply the principle to their political constituencies, or the US as a whole relative to the international community.

  252. No by greenrd · · Score: 2
    You're the one who's stupid. Why do you think banking regulations exist? I suppose you understand banking better than Alan Greenspan, eh?

    1. Re:No by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      Alan Greenspan has precisely zero to do with banking regulations.

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  253. We'd screw it up... by sterno · · Score: 1

    The problem with such an idea is that, in all likelyhood, we, being the fallable species that we are, would screw it up. And in this case it wouldn't be a minor catastrophe like most of our other screwups. Messing with the very air we breath could cause any number of unforseen consequences or accidental problems.

    No thanks, I'd rather we STOPPED tampering with it rather than tamper with it more

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  254. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

    China and other countries stop the open-air burning of toxic stuff like computer motherboards

    Just as soon as the USA and other first world countries stop dumping them in China's lap in the first place


    How exactly are we doing this? Are we flying over and tossing them from airplanes? How exactly are we "dumping them in China's lap" without them wanting the things?

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  255. Re:News Flash - Mini Ice Age Coming to North Ameri by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

    You've apparently never been to Florida. :)

  256. Never. by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

    When will people realize that language evolves? Language is only defined as how people use it. Some words or phrases change meaning over time, or even reverse completely. Is the dictionary some rulebook we are eternal slaves to? No. Shakespeare invented over 1600 words. Did you know that "awful" used to mean "deserving of awe"? Or that "sophisticated" used to mean "corrupted"?

    Did you ever consider that "Begs the question"'s contemporary meaning is changing for a DAMN GOOD REASON? It's just 3 simple words people. Now, ignoring antiquated idioms, apply language comprehension skills. Is this closer in meaning to "requests the question" or closer to "repeating the question". I think "begs" is WAY closer to "requests" than "repeats", don't you? So why not just accept it, instead of nitpicking a dead horse?

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    1. Re:Never. by phriedom · · Score: 1

      In the context of that post, the mixed-metaphor of "nitpicking a dead horse" is really funny. I'll assume that was intentional.

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  257. Re:Right On! More terrain for me to ski... by GSVNoFixedAbode · · Score: 1

    Ok, so you've got the rush hour beat, now how to stop the snowboard hotdoggers who keep running the lights?!

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  258. Climate characterisations by GSVNoFixedAbode · · Score: 1

    So in the longterm battle between the GNU and the penguin, he's saying conditions will favour the penguin? I bet the BSD Imp will be pissed as well!

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  259. Re:the US will live up to its responsibility, righ by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    The fact is that greenhouse gases are considered pollutants for their non-greenhouse effects, not because they are greenhouse gases. The biggest one, CO2 is not considered pollutant at all. Industry also issues albedoizing emissions. Do they get credit for that? No, they don't since a lot of those are categorized as pollutants as well.

    The US legal system has specific laws and schedules for which emissions are controlled and anything that's not on the schedules is just not controlled, including CO2. Sorry, any greenhouse effect in other countries is just not covered at all unless there's a treaty specifically delineating the relationship.

    Making stuff up is just not an answer.

  260. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by cp99 · · Score: 2

    Well Mims was badly treated by a popular science mag (hardly in the same category as peer reviewed science journals), it is interesting to note that several organisations which have attacked creationism in the past did come to his defense, and Mims work is hardly not being published in mainstream science.

    This is more a illustration that creationists can get published if they present science not propaganda. Sadly this appears to be a barrier that the majority of them cannot overcome.

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  261. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by young-earth · · Score: 1

    Point was, Mims was denied employment because of his beliefs, not because of his work. In many other situations, were the shoe on the other foot, there would have been lawsuits flying.

    And the point was to show that the in-place orthodoxy (Neo-darwinism) has tried to block anything that challenges it seriously. Gould was okay since he stayed sufficiently inside the fence (and was after all only expounding on Goldschmidt's work of decades before).

    The bottom line to me is that I accept supernatural explanations for some things; but the orthodoxy is pure naturalism, rejecting all supernatural causes. That however takes at least as much faith, since how can you explain the laws of physics, origin of matter, origin of energy, etc. arising from naturalism?

  262. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by cp99 · · Score: 2

    And the point was to show that the in-place orthodoxy (Neo-darwinism) has tried to block anything that challenges it seriously.

    Get a sense of perspective. The orthodoxy that you speak of, is a small group of people who run a popular science mag. Mims was defended by scientific organisations which have zero respect for creationism.

    It's this constant propaganda barrage that pervades young earth creationism, which kills any hope that it has of being even remotely close to science.

    Also, well we are on perspective, nothing comes close to challenging the theory of evolution. Sorry but wishful thinking doesn't count.

    The bottom line to me is that I accept supernatural explanations for some things; but the orthodoxy is pure naturalism, rejecting all supernatural causes.

    Science deals with what it can see and measure. Rather than accepting supernatural explanations, it's far better to keep on looking for answers to things that you don't understand.

    That however takes at least as much faith, since how can you explain the laws of physics, origin of matter, origin of energy, etc. arising from naturalism?

    I don't know.

    And that's what I see as sciences greatest asset. It doesn't provide a set of truths about the world, but rather provides a method for approximating them.

    Given the success rate of science vs. religon in showing us what the physical world is like, I know what horse I'd bet on.

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  263. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by young-earth · · Score: 1
    Fascinating conclusion
    Given the success rate of science vs. religon in showing us what the physical world is like, I know what horse I'd bet on.
    Which I'd partially agree with - religion is probably the thing the Lord Jesus Christ was most against when He was here. The religious systems were primary in getting his anger up.

    However to your point, the Bible has had scientific truths in it that scientists over millennia have ignored. For centuries, it was thought that you needed to drain blood in order to cure disease. But in the Bible it clearly states "the life is in the blood". And for years scientists taught that the earth was flat, whereas the Bible clearly indicates it's a sphere. For years it was taught that the stars did not move, whereas the Bible says God "stretches out the heavens" - stars in motion did not gain acceptance until relatively recently. There are many other things in the same vein. No other sacred book has anything like that record.
  264. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by cp99 · · Score: 2

    However to your point, the Bible has had scientific truths in it that scientists over millennia have ignored. For centuries, it was thought that you needed to drain blood in order to cure disease. But in the Bible it clearly states "the life is in the blood". And for years scientists taught that the earth was flat, whereas the Bible clearly indicates it's a sphere. For years it was taught that the stars did not move, whereas the Bible says God "stretches out the heavens" - stars in motion did not gain acceptance until relatively recently.

    The problem with these "scientific truths" is that they are terribly vauge. To take one of your examples, that the earth is a sphere, if it was suddenly found that the earth is in fact flat, then one could just as easily say that the Bible predicted it. For example, the devil takes Jesus up a high mountain to show him all of the kingdoms in the world. Something which is clearly impossible if the world is spherical. There are more passages which can be intrepeted as promoting a flat earth (I'm not suggesting that they do say this, but rather that they can be intrepeted this way).

    Also, I take exception to your suggestion that many of these "truths" where ignored by scientists. The Greeks even had a go at calculated the diameter of earth, can the Bible even come close to telling us what the earths diameter is?

    If Christians had been shouting out for years that the earth is a sphere, that the stars move etc then you would have a better arguement. But it only seems that these "scientific truths" only come out after everybody knows about them.

    There are many other things in the same vein. No other sacred book has anything like that record.

    And yet many Muslims feel that there are scientific truths in the Koran (click here for an example of this). What makes your claims better than theirs?

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  265. Er, no it hasnt't. by Planesdragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "God" means three things.

    Either it's the Allmighty Supreme Being, or its a non-infinite creature of far-beyond-human power, or it's "a thing deserving of worship."

    God, used as a name and always capitalized, always means the first thing. The grammatical usage of the second two meanings are identical.

    'course, there's a heck of a lot of argument as to what God / the gods are like (/what is and is not a god), so it's not good to use in an argument with people who might disagree with you.

    (So you're right, just not for the reason you said. ;) )

    1. Re:Er, no it hasnt't. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      (So you're right, just not for the reason you said. ;) )

      I said it was a bad idea to use the term universally because it has conflicting definitions. You respond with an example of exactly what I'm talking about when you list three different definitions. Then you go on to say I was right for some "different reason" than the one I gave, even though everything you said up until that point backed up exactly what I said. I'm confused.
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    2. Re:Er, no it hasnt't. by Planesdragon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "God", used singularly as a name (like "John") is a name, and means a particular being. An appeal to "God" is an unambiguous claim, just like an appeal to "the pope." (There is only one in the sphere of human knowledge, and no question that this being is the same being for all.)

      'A God' or "one of your gods" means a finite being worthy of worship. This grammatical usage is almost never used.

      'your God' means that thing that you worshiped, and is often only used when confronting someone with hypocricy in their own religion.

      God, the name, is not ambiguous. "Do it that way because God says so" is a very clear statement--follow the prior-stated proceeding becasue the Supreme Infinite Being says so.

      The reasont that appeals to God (or 'the gods') are not used in scientific (or merely rational) discourse outside of intra-religion dialogues is that the true nature of God (or the gods) is a rather extreme variable. He might be kind and loving and just--or She might be vengfeful and cruel and vindictive. We know that there's only one supreme all-mighty force, we just don't know (in a scientific "we know the Earth is roundish" way) what He's like.

      (Within religion, of course, we do--but that has sadly become a subset of standard dialogue, not a common assumption.)

      The third usage, 'your god' or 'that thing you worship' is not used in a common discussion because it's rude.

      To say it again: don't make an appeal to God, but don't do it becuase it's beyond the scope of defined terms for most discussions, not because there's any real doubt that the Supreme Being isn't the same one that someone else is thinking of.

    3. Re:Er, no it hasnt't. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      'your God' means that thing that you worshiped, and is often only used when confronting someone with hypocricy in their own religion. [...] The third usage, 'your god' or 'that thing you worship' is not used in a common discussion because it's rude.
      No. People use it a lot simply to differentiate from "my god". As in, "I believe in a god like so, but you believe in a god like so - that's your god, this is mine." That does not necessarily contain an implication of hypocricy. As an atheist, everyone's god is a "your god" to me. That doesn't mean I'm calling all theists hypocrites. Not at all. Accusations of hypocracy are an order of magnitude more rude than mere accusations of being mistaken. I can think someone is perfectly honest if I think they really believe what they claim to, regardless of if I agree with that belief.

      To say it again: don't make an appeal to God, but don't do it becuase it's beyond the scope of defined terms for most discussions, not because there's any real doubt that the Supreme Being isn't the same one that someone else is thinking of.
      To me that sounds like saying, "The answer is NOT two plus two. It's four", as if that was somehow something different. The fact that the term is not defined in most discussions is EQUAL TO the fact that someone else might not be thinking of the same thing you are when they use the word.
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  266. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by young-earth · · Score: 2

    The Koran (or Qu'ran, transliteration makes it tough to be exact) clearly states both that to disbelieve anything in it is heresy, and that the earth is flat.

    Yes the phrase "Stretches out the heavens" was not understood in relation to redshift, there was no such thing as redshift known until pretty recently. But regardless of the failings of human understanding, it is an accurate fact.

  267. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by cp99 · · Score: 2

    I believe that one of the Koran's passages reads "and the Earth, after that, He made it like a deheya", where deheya apparently means "egg". The Islamic-science website which I pulled this off, claims that this is evidence for a spherical earth with a bulge, which is pretty good in itself.

    The Bible is a very large book. Write any book of that size, with enough mystical statements, and it's not that surprising, that with the benefit of hindsight, a few will seem accurate. It's no different to Nostradamus.

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  268. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by young-earth · · Score: 1

    Check out this site for details about how out of touch the Koran is.

    And check out "Many Infallible Proofs" by Henry Morris, PhD for very strong evidence for the Bible.

  269. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by cp99 · · Score: 2

    I have no doubt that the Koran is out of touch. My arguement is that the Bible is just as out of touch.

    This isn't meant to be a slur against either, it's just that works by humans aren't perfect. And this especially applies to ancient works, as there were many more misconceptions about the world floating around then.

    Morris's work with creationism is enough to put me off (I'm a chemist, so the one area relevant to creationism that I know lots about is thermodyamics - HM is either ignorant or a lier). However, I would apprieciate it if you could summarise HM's strongest, most "infallible" proof.

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  270. Re:Maybe at same time earth's mag field reverses.. by young-earth · · Score: 2

    I would pick Dr. Morris's point about the hydrologic cycle (oceans, evaporation, condensation, precipation, aggregation, flow to oceans) which is made repeatedly in the Bible. Of course I can't pick what would be most impressive to you.

    Just curious, what (I gather about 2nd law of thermo) bothers you about Dr. Morris's work?

  271. Absinthe - clear? I don't think so. by frog51 · · Score: 2

    I know you should never respond to a troll, but what a glaring mistake: Ouzo and Ricard could, I guess, be mistaken for each other and are aniseed flavoured, clear and strong. And they do turn milky white when water is added.
    But Absinthe is green and doesn't taste like any other drink!!!

    You can get it in most specialist alcohol shops in the UK and it is an interesting addition to a night out as various bars stock it too.
    Although it is gaining popularity in cocktails, the classic way to drink it is this:
    dip a spoonful of sugar in the Absinthe
    set fire to the Absinthe soaked sugar
    once it has melted, stir into the glass of Absinthe
    Allow the mix to burn a little longer
    Enjoy!

    1. Re:Absinthe - clear? I don't think so. by Spazntwich · · Score: 1

      That's actually really interesting. I'm forwarding your information to the guy who wrote the link.