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  1. Jive phrase of the day: Crotch Monkeys on Gas/Electric Hybrids, Air Cars in the News · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Crotch monkeys: n. An external parasitic infestation of pubic lice, Pthirus Pubis; Crabs; See the Wicked Flea

    *said while scratching vigorously*
    "DAMN! I knew I shouldn't a been hittin' it wit' yo' sister, Brandan! Bitch's crotch monkeys be swingin' from her vines t' mine!"

  2. Your Jive Lesson for Today on A Universal Roaming Profile? · · Score: 1

    A: adj. The end-all be-all of human existence, usually emphasized by its combination with an expletive; See The Shit; See The Bomb

    "Fuckin' A, brother!! The Jive Page be the shit and then some on the receipt!"