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  1. Interesting on Ant Farm PC · · Score: -1, Redundant

    So what you're saying is that they're not bugs, they're features?

  2. Gee! on Have You Seen This Segway? · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a drag!

  3. Re:Nielson television rating system on The Searchable Life · · Score: 1

    which suggest that a chafing scheme could be used to mess with the logs on my web usage.

    Hell, apply chafing schemes to everything. Leave you digital cable on Oprah's network. Register your religion as Holy Acolyte of Cowboy Nealism. Set cron scripts to load Tupperware and Disney web sites. Pay cash for your submit and buy subscriptions to Cosmopolitan to give as gifts.

    If we know the that our actions can be tracked, skew the results. If the data is grossly inaccurate, it won't be trusted.

  4. Re:So what.... on Microsoft Going After Hotmail Spammers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why would MS sell your e-mail address so they can turn around and pay for the bandwith it takes to receive thousands of spam e-mails?

    Easy, to force people to return often to said free email account to delete spam on the very small capacity accounts, thus seeing more ad banners in the process...

    AND

    To frustrate serious users into shelling out money to purchase an account with a higher capacity

    You don't become a monopoly by thinking linearly!

  5. Re:Gasp! on FCC Considers Expanding Unlicensed Spectrum · · Score: 0

    What the hell, I didn't post this here!

  6. Gasp! on FCC Considers Expanding Unlicensed Spectrum · · Score: 0

    I was always told size doesn't matter. You mean I was lied too?!?

  7. Re:Congrats on the wedding, but... on Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married · · Score: 1

    Now that he's married, he'll need to switch to black dress socks while wearing shorts. Maybe instead of a link to email Kathleen, Rob should include a mailing address for the Rob Needs Socks Foundation?

  8. De ja doom! on Time Warner Properties May Only Be Available Through AOL · · Score: 2, Funny

    This smacks of other brillaint ideas like MSN's exclusive access to Viacom's Star Trek web site a few years back. I guess the target demographic for their magazines are people unable to use the internet. Maybe it should be aOL tIME wARNER?

  9. What's the point? on Supreme Court to Hear CIPA Case · · Score: 1

    The only time I've seen filtering software effective was for blocking husbands from accessing porn.

    "Junior, can you help me uninstall this netnanny program your mother put on here."

    Kinda reminds me of the old joke about how children were the only ones who could figure out child-proof locks

  10. Another memo leaked on Microsoft Responds to Leaked Memo · · Score: 2, Funny

    And this is the company considering charging extra for security?

    or is that long term customer security?

  11. Plagues of cell phones on Doom Ported to Nokia phone · · Score: 2, Funny

    first is was tunnels and static
    then roaming charges and digital loss
    now getting fragged by a cyberdemon on the I5

    I wonder in punching in `idbeholdf' will drop long distance charges?

  12. No way! on Computerized Betting System Proves Vulnerable · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, it can't be vulnerable. Online betting is trustworthy. Why, as soon as I get my bonus back from the Nigerian Petroleum Company, I'm going online to bet on the ponies!

  13. Clearly not a bug on GameToo Much...... And Die! · · Score: 1

    Here's a link describing them as an intended feature of the game:

    http://www.smbhq.com/~mysteries/minusworld2.htm

    And no, this is not like the old joke "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"

  14. Who are they kidding! on Security as a Profit Center? · · Score: 1

    Judging on their track record of application and OS security, they're going to need to sell security add-ons for their security add-ons!