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Ant Farm PC

secolactico writes "This has got to be the coolest case mod I've come across. An ant farm in your PC case. Too bad there are no pics of the case actually on a working PC. It'd be interesting to observe the effect that the temperature and vibration of an operating PC would have on the ants."

346 comments

  1. simpons mental picture by adamruck · · Score: 4, Funny

    why does simpsons come to mind?

    Im picturing homer in space when the ants get loose in the space ship.

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    1. Re:simpons mental picture by shogun · · Score: 4, Funny

      I for one will welcome our new insect overlords.

    2. Re:simpons mental picture by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1, Funny

      I for one will welcome our new insect overlords.

      This has got to be the only place where that comment could be modded "insightful!"

      Gotta love ol' /.

    3. Re:simpons mental picture by clambake · · Score: 3, Funny

      Having ants learn how to sort tiny screws would actually come in handy in this case...

    4. Re:simpons mental picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And hope we don't toil too much in their underground sugar mines.

  2. This begs the question.... by flynt · · Score: 0, Funny

    Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these? Talk about a nightmare...

    1. Re:This begs the question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of old jokes? Talk about a nightmare...

    2. Re:This begs the question.... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      I actually wouldn't give a couple of days for your PC to get down. Definitively.

      See, ants generate an acid that has an interesting effect on electric wires... it melts plastic and you end up with all your wires naked touching each other.

      I once got my phone cut and after a couple of hours of research they found an ant farm in my phone switch... And that's bigger wires than those on a PC!!!

    3. Re:This begs the question.... by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      " Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these? Talk about a nightmare..."

      I think that would be a Beowulf Hill, or Beowulf cluster hill. And if you really want to spice up the computer, use fire ants

    4. Re:This begs the question.... by astro-g · · Score: 1

      you have to link all the ant farms together with tunnels(esp if you want to feed the ands, and leave the farms sealed with respect to the cases

      And is anybody else thinking of the diskworlds Hex??

    5. Re:This begs the question.... by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      " you have to link all the ant farms together with tunnels"

      So SSH is going to be involved?

    6. Re:This begs the question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I'm amazed at the amount of stupidity you've managed to pack into a such a tiny post. Congrats.

    7. Re:This begs the question.... by schmink182 · · Score: 1

      I can. I call it Slashdot.

  3. Too bad it's only a case-mod by eric434 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any other Terry Pratchett fans around here reminded of Hex, the ant-powered computer (of Unseen University)?

    Now, THAT would be cool. To overclock, just add caffeine to the water supply :-)

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    1. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny

      Before or after it was given its teddy bear from the Hog Father / Death?

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    2. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by polaar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yet no one has posted the obligatory Pratchett Pratchett reference joke yet: Anthill Inside!

    3. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by Shillo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just to stress the main feature of the Hex: ANTHILL INSIDE. :)

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    4. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by kruithof · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hex was ofcourse the first thing crossing my mind when I read computer and ants in the same sentence.

      In true /. tradition I haven't read the article, but the next mod should be adding backup-memory (beehives), adding a mouse (a real one), etc.
      I don't remember if Hex was overclocked, but it certainly has evolved quite a bit since its first mentioning in the books.

    5. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does HEX use BeeOS?

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    6. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's exactly what I was going to say!
      !out of cheese error:
      redo from start

    7. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      And if you played the games:
      "We put all of the bugs it it to start with, that way if someone says it has a bug, we can say no, its not a bug its an undocumented creature."

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    8. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by eric434 · · Score: 1

      Games? There are Discworld GAMES?! WHERE??

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    9. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Adventure games. Discworld 1, 2 and Discworld Noir. Check Ebay.

    10. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calm down, man, you're vibrating like a tuning fork!

    11. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      There's also a discworld-based MUD out there, very well done IMO.

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  4. My computer has enough bugs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    *groan*

    1. Re:My computer has enough bugs... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 3, Funny

      I got an Alienware-Ant-Farm, ba-doom, pssh!

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    2. Re:My computer has enough bugs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! They're not bugs... they're CREATURES!

  5. Idea for an experiment! by qewl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's fill up the case with internal strobe lights and other various case mod lights and see if ants can have seizures!

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    1. Re:Idea for an experiment! by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not get a hamster, on a wheel, powering the computer ? Oh wait, I use an AMD... and 400 hamsters dying of heat exposure would not be nice.

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    2. Re:Idea for an experiment! by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      I suspect they'd just dig a disco hall and throw ragers all night long.

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    3. Re:Idea for an experiment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I'd site you for cruelty to animals. Ants are people too.

    4. Re:Idea for an experiment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmm mmm, AMD schorched hamsters, them's is good eatin'

    5. Re:Idea for an experiment! by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
      Why not get a hamster, on a wheel, powering the computer ? Oh wait, I use an AMD... and 400 hamsters dying of heat exposure would not be nice.

      That's why you use them to run the cooling fans! 400 ought to be almost enough for a single AMD CPU.

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    6. Re:Idea for an experiment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you cite that site for us? Also, ants are only people if you're Walt Disney.

  6. Before someone says it by birdman666 · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, I don't want to imagine a beowulf cluster of these babies, especially if the ants managed to get out and infest my room.

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  7. Fried ants.. by Larkfellow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be interesting to see if the heat generated by the CPU/etc killed the ants.

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    1. Re:Fried ants.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I would guess the vibration would kill the ants -- years ago, I had an alligator lizard for a pet. It ate crickets. I would buy crickets by the box (of 100 or 200) and feed them to him periodically. I learned early (and more than once, unfortunately) that leaving a box or cup of crickets on a noisy PC case will kill them in a few hours. :-(

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  8. Insert joke here by Mondoz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Gives new meaning to having bugs in the system...

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    1. Re:Insert joke here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this actuallt much closer in fact to the original meaning of bugs in the system (wasn't a moth the cause of the first bug and thus the name?)

  9. No prob by Epistax · · Score: 1, Funny

    If it breaks open, just smack open a mac lined with ant eaters.

  10. snake pc mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:snake pc mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAT is killer.

    2. Re:snake pc mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have just turned on the fan, that would have gotten rid of the problem quickly enough.

    3. Re:snake pc mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its not looking too alive though... living in australia, i havent come across any red bellies in my house (thank fuck), have in the yard, but not the house. i dunno what i'd do if there was one like that in my peecee

    4. Re:snake pc mod by Shilaeli · · Score: 1, Informative
      http://www.ebaumsworld.com/snakepc.html

      I think that might get /.'ed for real. I was the original AC, but this link expains it more like when I first saw it. Some help desk guy really got called because someone's computer had a snake in it.

      I'll never get karma. =(

    5. Re:snake pc mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      those arseholes put their copyright on it but I saw the original pages posted up at i think james cook university in townsville. which is a likely place to find a red bellied black snake.

    6. Re:snake pc mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOu'd probably pee pee yourself, eh mate?

    7. Re:snake pc mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, duh! Oh, do you mean because of the snake?

  11. Next time on Oprah. by Mondoz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Overclocked Watercooled Ants?

    Do they work faster with higher bus speeds?

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    1. Re:Next time on Oprah. by IICV · · Score: 2, Funny
      Of course they do!

      The only problem is getting buses that small.

    2. Re:Next time on Oprah. by MikeMc · · Score: 2, Funny


      "Overclocked Watercooled Ants" would be a great name for a rock band.

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  12. They showed a working one... by grishnav · · Score: 5, Informative

    I happened to catch the episode where they showed this thing... Yes it works, no the heat/vibrations didn't kill the ants. It was a pretty cool mod.

    1. Re:They showed a working one... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Yes it works, no the heat/vibrations didn't kill the ants.
      at least not right away.
      I predict that you will never see a follow up to that story because all the ants were dead within days.
      at least I hope so for their sake,
      it would really suck to be one of those ants.
      seriously.

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    2. Re:They showed a working one... by nettdata · · Score: 2, Funny

      it would really suck to be one of those ants.

      yeah, cuz being any OTHER ant would be cool!

      ;)

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    3. Re:They showed a working one... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Of course it's cool! Play SimAnt!!! Oh nooo, it's the lawnmower of doom!

    4. Re:They showed a working one... by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Funny

      The ants here in Texas don't mind the summer heat, so I doubt an AMD case would be much different.

      Actually it might be nicer since at least they get a breeze from the fans.

    5. Re:They showed a working one... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      Actually it might be nicer since at least they get a breeze from the fans.
      yes, I'm sure a nice breeze would easily make up for the fact that they:
      * have been taken from their queen,
      * shipped through the freaking mail,
      * live in a glass cage and have to look at leo laporte's ugly face all day,
      * get a little bonus heat/hum/radiation

      but you're right that is probably a small price to pay for a nice breeze.

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    6. Re:They showed a working one... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 2, Funny
      But what if someone:
      %>mv /dev/ants* /dev/null ???
    7. Re:They showed a working one... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Does anyone have the video capture of this Ant Farm case mod? I don't have cable and satellite TV to watch this episode.

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  13. This isn't news! by neema · · Score: 0, Funny

    How is this news? Microsoft has been helping create systems with bugs in them for well over a decade now! Old news.

  14. idea by adamruck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    s/ants/fish/

    then you have a cool case

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    1. Re:idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    2. Re:idea by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      heh. and add a water-cooling system.

      Seriously, tough, there could be some problems with this. Specifically, warm water doesn't hold as much O_2... you'd need tropical fish, and even that would be a stretch.

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    3. Re:idea by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Informative

      Been done already my friend.

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    4. Re:idea by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 4, Funny

      s/ants/fish/

      then you have a cool case

      No...then you have chowder.

      Cheers,

      b&

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    5. Re:idea by RalfM · · Score: 1

      And of course there are also macquariums galore out there.

      Ralf

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    6. Re:idea by PerryMason · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well I won't be impressed until I see an Apple case mod with a worm farm inside.
      You know, worms in an Apple, bugs in a PC?

      :ducks

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    7. Re:idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/fish/cockroaches

    8. Re:idea by air1 · · Score: 0

      and here you are : Blowfish case mod, excellent if you're a openBSDer

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    9. Re:idea by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      s/fish/cockroaches

      Happens all the time. I own a pawnshop, and worked in that industry for years. Roaches love electronics for some reason. We find nests of them in TVs, stereos, computers, etc. I guess cause its all warm and dry. We have to keep pest control on contract because there is no way to elliminate them, just keep them under control.

      On a side note, I have also seen tv's full of chicken bones. WHY, I have no idea. I guess to feed the roaches. I am guessing kids (or adults) would push them in there cause it was closer than the trash can. I also assume they were put there individually, and not that a chicken was caged in a tv.....:)

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    10. Re:idea by maxbang · · Score: 1
      yep. kevin rose is an idiot. he takes other's ideas and passes them off as his own. or, he'll think he's sweet for doing something moronic. i saw one episode where they were all excited about him having a pc/mac in one case. All he did was put one of those 5.25 mini pcs in an open bay with a homebrew mac with an external kvm switch!! (I'm sure I'll get some guy here who will explain to me the necessity for that kind of setup.) and you should have seen the one where he had all these "hacking" secrets, like how to cut pages out of a book to hide floppies. and, one of his "dark tips" is how to download kazaa lite.

      what a 1337 |-|@}{0|2, |)00|)!

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    11. Re:idea by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      I have a rice steamer where the roaches have gotten into the base of it more than once. It's wierd to see them come out through the gap arond the power switch.

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    12. Re:idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in fact there's already one, some year ago at my university was a contest for the most original computer case design, and one was a fishtank. guess you don't need a heater for the fishes. Sorry but I don't have pics of that

      BTW that wans't the first prize, the winner was a regular case, but with some galaxies painted with spray cans, looked really cool

    13. Re:idea by tigris · · Score: 2, Funny

      ewww, dude.

    14. Re:idea by saints-in-hell · · Score: 1

      My friend, the fish in that case *are not real*.

    15. Re:idea by jebell · · Score: 1
      A worm farm is for worms and a maggot farm is for maggots.

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    16. Re:idea by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Hate to tell you this, but a Betta != Blowfish.

    17. Re:idea by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      It's at least as real as the fish at Mc Donalds.

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  15. SIMAntics by grimt007 · · Score: 1

    if i had this case, it would be impossible for me to curb the urge to play SIMAnt, it'd be like having the guide book available IN REAL TIME... waiooooooooooo.

  16. I preferred these by shut_up_man · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Stained glass case mod (by a hemophiliac too, that's just crazy)
    Fish tank case mod (with genuine Neon Tetras)

    1. Re:I preferred these by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Informative
      There's no mention of a water filter on the page, and with a tank under 2 gallons, ammonia is going to build up from fish waste very quickly.

      In this picture, you can see that there's a small fishbowl-type filter in the tank. I'm not sure how effective they really are (I use an undergravel filter in a 10-gallon tank at work and a hang-on-the-back type of filter on a 55-gallon tank at home), but it appears there was at least some thought put into keeping it livable.

      That said, $720 to put what can't be more than a 2-gallon aquarium inside a computer is a bit ridiculous. You can set up a 10-gallon tank (much more room for the fishes) for somewhere around $50, and you'll get better visibility and no chance that a leak will toast your computer. (Besides, my dual-Athlon machines run too hot anyway...fish stew, anyone? :-) )

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    2. Re:I preferred these by Flyph · · Score: 1

      An enclosed teddybear hamster cage fully equipped with neon lights would be fun. in case of power failure.. you could dangle some food and have the hamster(s) generate power. only drawback i see is cleaning up the hamster poop.

    3. Re:I preferred these by CvD · · Score: 1

      What about the noise and vibration from the HD and fans etc... wouldn't it drive the fish crazy?

      Seems inhumane to me too. Cleaning it will be a bitch.

      Cheers,

      Costyn.

    4. Re:I preferred these by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      It might be difficult to setup, but with the advent of water based cooling systems for highly overclocked, high-performance systems, this seems like the coolest combination of problem solving/engineering to make an impressive looking case.

      Tropical fish swimming in your case, in water that on its way to being filtered swings by your processor to allow you to run it at a higher FSB or whatever. Don't try to tell me that doesn't sound pretty cool.

      Of course if you accidentally boiled them everytime you played Unreal Tournament, I guess it would also fall under the header of inhumane.

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    5. Re:I preferred these by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      "As an aquarium enthusiast, I have to chime in that this (fish) case mod is probably a disaster. "

      Then I guess you don't know your fish.

      Beta fish can live their entire lives in a very tiny fish bowl, as little as 12 oz of water from what I've seen. They come to the top to breath atmospheric air, and since they don't pull oxygen from the water they are less susceptible to pollutants in the water, so there is no need for filtration or aeration.

      So the case mod would be very easy. Just leave about 2" wide for the fish, put some holes in the top to allow air in and to sprinkle a little food in, and you're good to go.

      I've even seen tanks with the beta sealed inside , with a plant providing oxygen and food. Just add light.

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    6. Re:I preferred these by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      EricFenderson (64220) said:
      "blah blah blah blah..."

      Point is a beta fish would live quite awhile (years) in a small container. What, you think ants are happy in those narrow cases?

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  17. Finally! by voidptr · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someone's actually managed to make a Windows PC where the buggiest thing about it isn't the operating system.

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    1. Re:Finally! by FireballFreddy · · Score: 4, Funny

      C'mon now, no more making fun of Windows for being buggy. That's like making fun of a retarded kid wearing a crash helmet. Sure, it's worth a laugh, but the laugh isn't socially acceptable. Keep it on the inside.

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    2. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most insightfull this week man...

  18. Radiation? by MoronGames · · Score: 1

    Don't computers emit a bit of radiation? Perhaps this might affect the ants in some way.

    "Look at that ant! It's glowing!"
    "No, that's an LED."
    "Oh. I see. Hey, how did you get that LED to move?"
    "Are you mad? That's an ant. What is it with you?"

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    1. Re:Radiation? by frozenray · · Score: 1


      Exposing ants to radiation and stuff might turn out to be a very bad idea.

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    2. Re:Radiation? by Mafiew · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, Radiation? Sure computers produce some electromagnetic fields but I seriously doubt that computers are spouting gamma rays, or alpha or beta particles which would cause gene damage. It's ignorance like this that makes people scared of power lines and cell phones with their ooh scary! "radiation"

    3. Re:Radiation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you could maintain a colony of fire ants in your computer, you'd get to see if they really do have a predilection for 60 Hz electric fields and more.

      In the wild, they've been known to mess with buried power cables...

      It would be a very interesting anti-theft case mod if you rigged it so that if the case isn't opened correctly, a little vial with their alarm pheremones is broken, as well as the top of the ant hil case being removed...

    4. Re:Radiation? by MoronGames · · Score: 1

      A sense of humor is a useful tool.

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  19. Sim Ants by AmVidia+HQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... 2003

    Live action expansion pack (tm)

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  20. Probably a tad off but... by aerojad · · Score: 1

    When I think of real bugs in computers... I'm drawn to the ants that were nesting in the computer in the movie Pi.

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  21. Can't let my kids see this... by plnrtrvlr · · Score: 1

    ...or all the stuff intalled on their computer will be buggy instead of just half of it!

  22. alienware antfarm by donkiemaster · · Score: 0, Redundant

    antie r u ok, antie r u ok, r u ok antie. yes i'm drunk shut up

  23. moving the case by Mr.Zuka · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this case could not be moved since it would destroy the tunnels or worse let the bugs loose inside the computer.

  24. nah... by romco · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm waiting for the "sea monkey" case

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    1. Re:nah... by sabNetwork · · Score: 1

      Imagine having to take it to a LAN party. I mean, after received the mandatory wedgies for having a "sea monkey" computer case, you'll have to feed your brine shrimp in the middle of a CS tournament.

    2. Re:nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be waiting for the bonsai kitten case mod...

  25. Ants? by Cyno01 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This may not be the best idea, i was watching something on the discovery channel the other day about fire ants. It was talking about all the damage they've caused across the south because they're atracted to electrical fields. They short out computers, traffic lights, appliances, and make hell for the linemen because they ussually nest under high voltage lines. They had a bunch on a live pc board, and they just swarmed over certain components, the ones i'm assuming that had strong em fields. This may be just fire ants though, i have no idea.

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    1. Re:Ants? by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      So THAT'S how the electromagnetic compliance engineers test circuit boards! They never taught us that in school!

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    2. Re:Ants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This may not be the best idea, i was watching something on the discovery channel the other day about fire ants. It was talking about all the damage they've caused across the south because they're atracted to electrical fields.

      Oh, so that's why they're called fire ants!

    3. Re:Ants? by el-spectre · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My father is an electrical inspector... he says that lots of the controllers (for traffic lights) are infested with ants, you have to open the box and spray it with compressed air before you stick your hand in.

      Also fun are the black widows...

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    4. Re:Ants? by antdude · · Score: 1

      They appear to look like harvester ants in the photographs. They are not bad as fire ants.

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    5. Re:Ants? by cybermace5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Practical Use: Obtain several radio-controlled cars. Attach a crude spark-gap high voltage coil to each. Drive the cars around the countryside gathering a swarm of fire ants. Make a red skin-tight costume (don't forget the cape), practice your "evil laugh" and TAKE OVER!

      The ANTMASTER will make you cry "UNCLE!"

      And his PUNS are every bit as torturous as his fire-ant swarm!

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    6. Re:Ants? by IICV · · Score: 2, Funny
      However, if you are stupid enough to use freaking fire ants in your case, you deserve whatever's coming for you.

      Those buggers can kill humans, not to mention chew through plastic.

      There should be no problem with the normal varieties that don't break out and carry off young children.

    7. Re:Ants? by meowsqueak · · Score: 1

      Nasty, Fire Ants with +18 lightning damage... yikes

    8. Re:Ants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erhm, am I missing something, or how do the spark-gaps do anything to attract fire ants? SFAIK, all they'd do is cause radio interference to almost everything (including, most likely the remotes for the cars themselves...)

    9. Re:Ants? by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      The interference you are correct about, but the spark-gap is only a simple way to get high voltage. Basically hook up an electromagnetic buzzer to another pair of contacts, and power the primary of a coil with that.

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  26. PI by chickenwing · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the ant motif used in the movie PI.

    1. Re:PI by th3space · · Score: 1

      now...I have a question in regards to this running theme throughout the movie. do you happen to know exactly what that was supposed to represent? a good friend of mine claims to have some inkling, but refuses to share it with me...and try as I might, no matter how many times I sit down and *watch* the movie, I just don't get it. any clues or helpful pointings in the right direction would be greatly, greatly appreciated.

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      "How like you to drag your keyboard to a gun fight." - Aaron Bedard (BANE)
  27. Why don't we.. by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

    ..just make test tube baby labs for case mods while we're at it..

  28. I assume that with all these bugs, by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    that the O$ is M$ ???

  29. Hex? by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This puts me in mind of the computer in Pterry Pratchett's books, Hex. It's effectively a colony of ants which move things about, thus performing operations, calculations, etc. often of a thaumatical nature. There's a sign mentioned in one of the books, "Ant Hill Inside"

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    1. Re:Hex? by marcushnk · · Score: 1

      +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR +++

      --
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    2. Re:Hex? by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      REDO FROM START

      "...and who is Redo" wondered Ponder.

      --

      Go permanent? In your dreams and my worst nightmares.
    3. Re:Hex? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And why does it keep finding an address error at CMOT Dibbler's place?

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  30. Re:If this was *BSD the ants would do all the work by IICV · · Score: 3, Funny
    If it were Windows, all the ants would turn blue and stop working whenever they encountered something unexpected.

    If it were Unix, the ants would all ignore anything unexpected, even if that meant walking into it repeatedly.

  31. yes, ants deserve such torture by lingqi · · Score: 3, Informative

    especially if you have ever been anywhere near fire ants. (for the record, I used to be in Louisiana - and I concur every bit with the article.

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    My life in the land of the rising sun.

    1. Re:yes, ants deserve such torture by Highlander · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If ants deserve torutre for being ants, I don't want to know what humans deserve for what they've done...

    2. Re:yes, ants deserve such torture by Highlander · · Score: 1

      I don't know what torutre is, but it's similar to torture.

  32. This makes puns about 'code bugs' waaaay to easy by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    (ducking)

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    "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
  33. Hammerhead Sharks & Electric Fields by handy_vandal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hammerhead sharks can detect subtle electric fields -- the "hammers" are actually sensor arrays, which the sharks use to find the bioelectric signature of prey animals buried in the mud. The sharks also follow geo-electric paths to feeding grounds.

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    -kgj
    1. Re:Hammerhead Sharks & Electric Fields by zutroy · · Score: 1

      That is the coolest thing I've learned in a long time. Thank you.

    2. Re:Hammerhead Sharks & Electric Fields by Malacca · · Score: 1

      It's even more cool when you realise that to locate its prey, the sharks sensors have to somehow filter out (in real time)electrical signals it makes itself ( e.g. nerve impulses from muscle movement) as it swims to be able to locate signals as low as a five-billionth of a volt.

    3. Re:Hammerhead Sharks & Electric Fields by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny
      Hammerhead sharks can detect subtle electric fields -- the "hammers" are actually sensor arrays, which the sharks use to find the bioelectric signature of prey animals buried in the mud. The sharks also follow geo-electric paths to feeding grounds.

      So *that's* why there was a hammerhead shark in my PC case the other day. I wondered how he got in there.

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  34. Antz by 1seconddelay · · Score: 0

    I wonder what happens when the ants get their freaks on? Could be kinda zaney I'll wager.

    1. Re:Antz by 1seconddelay · · Score: 0

      Excuses for not being online 1.)im sorry but the ants in my computer are fucking and i have to watch. 2.)The ants in my box escaped and are holding me hostage. 3.)Sorry to leave yall but the ants are HUGE! 4.)The ants seem a little tense now. I must spend some quality time. 5.)When they are out of line i get offline and heat up some chocolate. 6.) Ants suck how about a Black Widow?

  35. Well... by sabNetwork · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... it's a cool idea, but I think I'll wait for the final. It looks a bit buggy.

    ::ducks::

    1. Re:Well... by sabNetwork · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow. I had my threshold up really high. Had it been lower, I would have discovered a repository of terrible "computer bug" puns that preceded this.

      Man, we're so uncreative.

    2. Re:Well... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      George Foreman Grill laptop?

      I had one of those. Well, I could've probably cooked eggs on it if I had wanted to, anyhow...

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      Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
  36. Forget the heat/vibrations, what about the EM? by Build6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Aren't ants sensitive to electromagnetism/radio-frequency waves? Won't having them so near an EM source as a PC's innards do strange things to their behaviour (I'm presuming it won't be "good"/healthy/conducive for the ants...).

    1. Re:Forget the heat/vibrations, what about the EM? by zutroy · · Score: 3, Funny

      When ants take over the earth, we'll all wish that we had listened to you.

  37. Kind of sad that Adm. Hopper is dead... by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think she'd kind of grasp the irony.

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    1. Re:Kind of sad that Adm. Hopper is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attention world: This 'PHAEDRU5' is not the real Phaedrus. The reference is something the real Phaedrus would say, but it's not him. I know because I'm him. Would the real Phaedrus you know and love use a '5' for an 's'? I think not. In fact, I know not.

      That is all.

    2. Re:Kind of sad that Adm. Hopper is dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lies, all lies. I am the real PHAEDRUS and PHAEDRU5 is one of my many aliases. The parent is perpetrating an evil campaign to discredit me. Do NOT believe anything Anonymous Coward writes.

  38. And to think by Perdition · · Score: 5, Funny

    people said that Linux wasn't ready for your ants and uncles...

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    Windows XP SP2 told me to install third-party software that prevents viruses and protects stability... I chose Ubuntu
  39. It was *my* idea.... by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He claims to have no idea where he got the idea to put an ant farm in a PC.

    Among other obvious sources, here is one of my posts from a past Ask Slashdot: Pets

    Of course the guys at TechTV must read every little comment on Slashdot. ;-)

    Or maybe it's just another one of those "critical mass of knowledge" effects, where technology (or boredom) reaches such a level that an idea springs to life simultaneously for multiple individuals.

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    1. Re:It was *my* idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hrm, or maybe it's just not that unique.
      and maybe it's just not *that* cool?

  40. Re:If this was *BSD the ants would do all the work by scubacuda · · Score: 4, Funny
    And if they were SCO ants, they'd kill the Linux ants, only to be eventually eaten by the Windows ants.

  41. worse then vibration by mr_exit · · Score: 1

    what would the em radiation do to the ants... hard drives can throw out more radiation then a monitor if you are sitting right infront of it.

    any physicists or bioligists have any insights?

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    1. Re:worse then vibration by zutroy · · Score: 2, Funny

      As a physicist and a biologist, I can confirm that it will fuck them up.

    2. Re:worse then vibration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That certainly sounds like a well-informed, scientific opinion.

      Should we contact PETA?

    3. Re:worse then vibration by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      People for the Ethical Treatment of Ants?

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      -pyrrho

  42. Tropical fish by newsdee · · Score: 1, Funny

    you'd need tropical fish

    The Piranha PC would indeed be a neat mod. :-)

    1. Re:Tropical fish by Micro$will · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with predatory fish is they tend to live fast and die young, either by design (insert pet shop conspiracy here), or because of sick feeder fish (insert another pet shop conspiracy here). My friend had a bunch of those cool little barracudas that will gobble up guppies, but they would always die withing 2 - 4 weeks. I thought maybe he was overfeeding them, but I dunno...

      Other fish however last a long time, as long as they don't eat each other.

    2. Re:Tropical fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      see- eating meat is bad for fish too. did you try feeding them soy-guppies?

  43. Alien Ant Farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had a case like this, whould it mean I'd have to listen to "Smooth Criminal" (cover) and "The Movies" all the time?! hope not.

  44. Nope. by inertia187 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It'd be interesting to observe the effect that the temperature and vibration of an operating PC would have on the ants.

    What's the point. Everyone knows all we really want to do it whip out the old magnifying glass. Hehe.

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    A programmer is a machine for converting coffee into code.
  45. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does it run linux?

  46. let me guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is the case that proves the existance of beowolf clusters long before the invention of the computer...

    I'm also certain I remember reading some article about studies on ant colonies that found some colonies actually crossed several state boundaries... tried to Google for it but no luck.

    1. Re:let me guess... by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      How about the junction of Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona, and Utah?

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  47. Mir space station.. by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to have a pentium 133 that had a huntsman spider living inside. It didn't bother me so I didn't bother it, they're not dangerous.

    This computer was so bad that when I booted it I had to manually kickstart the fan to start spinning by tapping it a bit, kind of like how they used to spin those propellors on airplanes to start them up.

    Anyway, I thought "MIR" was tha appropriate name to give to this poor sod. It was decommisioned around a year ago.

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    1. Re:Mir space station.. by gmby · · Score: 1

      Is MIR Spider now asking me for money on the street corner? You insen... oh,never mind.

      --
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    2. Re:Mir space station.. by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

      No it hung itself. I gave it a proper burial, under my shoe.

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  48. Somebody call PETA! by Saeger · · Score: 1
    Quick, somebody call PETA! Those poor poor ants should not have to suffer like that just to satisfy some souless case-modder's vanity! :)

    (Actually, I don't think PETA cares about insects, or about any animals which aren't cute enough to pull the empathy-strings that bring in more funds.)

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    1. Re:Somebody call PETA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seriously underestimate how far 'round the bend those folks at PETA are...follow the link. Peta

  49. More details? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Do you have any information about this? I am unable to find many hits on Google. I have never heard of Hex and Terry Pratchett.

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    1. Re:More details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you have any information about this?

      Enter the wonderful world of Lspace.

    2. Re:More details? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Do you have any information about this? I am unable to find many hits on Google

      This might seem radical, but try your local bookshop.

    3. Re:More details? by Malacca · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Lspace links to a veritable treasure trove of Pratchettiana but there's so much there, you'll have to have a poke around to find what you're after.

      Terry Pratchett is an English writer known for his Discworld novels, a series that began purely as a humourous parody of fantasy books. The Discworld stories have evolved over time, a reflection of Pratchett's own development

      The HEX is the Discworld version of a computer made by the guys in the HEM (High Energy Magic) building. It contains ants. A buggy system indeed *ducks*. Some of the more common error messages include: "++ Permission Denied +++ ++ Out Of Cheese Error +++ and ++ Redo From Start +++".

    4. Re:More details? by petecarlson · · Score: 5, Funny

      "your local bookshop" had around 3,000 hits but it didn't help.

    5. Re:More details? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Techtv Showed this mod the other day on the Screen Savers. Woz was cohosting and they ate meal worms.

  50. Oh yeah? by r4lv3k · · Score: 1

    I got a dust bunnie farm in my case! There so many they're tryin to squeeze thru the cracks around the cdrom tray. I find the P4 fans grow 'em bigger and faster.

    1. Re:Oh yeah? by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      Illiad's been doing this for a while.Old news.

  51. Re:sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Configuring a child to do the right thing perhaps?

  52. Feeding??? by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Photo Caption:

    The opening is how the ants get their food

    Um, how does that work? Is it that the ants leave the colony through that big wide opening and look for food around the floor of your workspace?

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    Huh?
    1. Re:Feeding??? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Some old Sun workstations that my University had had a socket on the back labelled 'Ant Feed'. We always wondered what that was about...

    2. Re:Feeding??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there was some way to give them a tunnel to my keyboard. There appears to be serveral years worth of cheesy poof crumbs there.

    3. Re:Feeding??? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      If your workspace is littered with empty Mountain Dew bottles and sticky Twinkie wrappers, the ants should find plenty to eat.. :)

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    4. Re:Feeding??? by 241comp · · Score: 1

      Thank you - I just laughed out loud at work. I needed that.

  53. Spiders and lizards and fuzzies, oh my! by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've found all sorts of strange critters living in my systems. Back about ten years ago, I opened a 386 to find a Black Widow merrily tending her egg sacks in a web built around the power supply. I had a system offline for a couple of months; When I started it up last week, I heard something inside. Upon examination, I found an anole (small lizard) inside the case. Those dang things get in everywhere... they even move in with my Uromastyx sometimes. Must think he's their big brother or something. But I can't see building a specific house for ants in my computer. After all, I live in Florida, and wage war against fire ants almost daily...

    1. Re:Spiders and lizards and fuzzies, oh my! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! A first apperance of a Web Site on a PC :-)

    2. Re:Spiders and lizards and fuzzies, oh my! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a tip for fighting fire ants for you. Given their name, and a little experience with RPGs, one would expect fire to be relatively ineffective against fire ants. This is not true.

      In fact, if you pour lighter fluid into their hill, then drop a lit match in it, not only will all the ants die, there'll be a kickass explosion too.

    3. Re:Spiders and lizards and fuzzies, oh my! by Ian+Peon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually had an and farm set itself up in my laptop a few years back.

      Left the thing sitting for about a month under a desk. Pulled it out and fired it up and ants crawled out of everywhere! (not fire ants thankfully) Shut it down, grabbed the thing up and set it out on the back porch standing open on its side - wasn't sure whether to curse or laugh. Thought that I might have just had dropped some cola on the case, but the ants were carrying brewd - so they had indeed set up shop.

      Came back every few mins and gave it a tap to let them all know it was "time to LEAVE!" After a few hours they had all vacated - I fired the laptop back up and it worked without a hitch! I used that thing for another 2 years and never had a problem.

    4. Re:Spiders and lizards and fuzzies, oh my! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1, Funny

      if only it was so simple to remove software bugs

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    5. Re:Spiders and lizards and fuzzies, oh my! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      First place I lived in Calif. had fire ants -- LOTS of 'em. The kind that build mounds the size of beaver lodges, and come after you in droves just for walking by. The kind that the county gets in an uproar over and sends out four-man teams to dispose of.

      But!! I discovered that they are amazingly sensitive to diazinon. Two tablespoons of diazinon granules atop each mound, and next morning the entire hill was DEAD -- and never came back, so must have got the queen too.

      Note re diazinon: granules must be corncob-based [brown or yellowish: most brands], NOT newsprint-based [grey: Ortho]; newsprint-based granules don't work worth a damn on anything. And a 3-foot swath around the base of your house, and dribbled into all foundation cracks, will reliably keep ants out.

      Where I am now, there are lots of big nasty-looking ants, but despite appearances they're quite gentle, don't build mounds, and never come in the house.

      BTW just saw the first lizard here in two years.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  54. Reminds me of a my old mouse by Zazm · · Score: 1

    I had a Microsoft Optical wheel mouse that Ant got in to. For some reason even when the PC was off the red light at the back would glow and this must have provided the sort of warmth the ants were after. One day I turned the mouse over and wondered what this grey muck was on the inside of mouse (it's a translucent base). I opened the mouse up and here was this ring of Ant eggs spread perfectly around the LED, it must have been the point at which the temperature was just right!

  55. odd grammar by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    Too bad there are no pics of the case actually on a working PC.

    Odd, I usually consider it putting the pc into the case, not putting the case unto the pc. I guess it's about the same difference though.

  56. Re:Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever happened to "Quickies"?

  57. been done... rember the ibook ant farm? by jdunlevy · · Score: 1, Funny

    been done... but more naturally... rember the ibook ant farm?

    Remember this?

  58. Re:Repeat from fark! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is there some rule that a only one news site can cover a given topic?

  59. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  60. Ants are attracted to electricity by Stonent1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ask any air conditioner repairman. The ants get stuck inside the relays and cause the relay to fail. Sometimes they eat the insulation of the wiring, cause it to short and trip the breaker. So don't be suprised if your power supply starts smoking one day.

    1. Re:Ants are attracted to electricity by fruey · · Score: 1
      So don't be suprised if your power supply starts smoking one day.

      I remember my cousin calling me once, a long long time ago, screaming "My ZX81 power supply is smoking"... and thinking... how can an inanimate object draw on a cigarette?

      Your post just gave me a wacky flashback, my friend.

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    2. Re:Ants are attracted to electricity by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but dead ants are acidic, thus tend to corrode anything they pile up against.

      I've had to kick spiders out of computers occasionally. Since our most common spider here is the black widow, I think I'd prefer ants. [g]

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    3. Re:Ants are attracted to electricity by MellowTigger · · Score: 1

      No, I don't think so. I grew up in Texas, where the fire ants have taken over. I remember reading that fire ants sometimes entered the transformer in electrical equipment. The article mentioned something about ozone being responsible for luring the ants there, although I remember nothing about why transformers should generate ozone. (Mother Nature generates ozone from lightning strikes, but transformers should not normally generate sparks.)

  61. ASCII ants by Miguel+de+Icaza · · Score: 3, Funny

    The server is /.'ed, here is an ASCII-image of the ants:

    -

    -

    more picture here

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!

    Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.

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    1. Re:ASCII ants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Miguel aren't you the founder of Ximian who is a VC funded company trying to exploit open source? Oh yeah, don't foget they also fund Mono.you are a true ASSet to the open source community.

  62. Heat on ants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The small black ants that are usually seen at our homes cannot withstand a lot of hear. It is a well known fact that even little bit of sun rays on them literally boil them as they lack any spinal structure.

    1. Re:Heat on ants by toxcspdrmn · · Score: 1

      Who the heck moderated this as "informative"?

      For a start, it is unlikely that a little sunlight would "literally" boil them (unless focussed with a lens). Specific heat capacity and boiling point of water, anybody?

      And secondly, of course they have no spinal structure - they're invertebrates. Finally, what does one have to do with the other?

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    2. Re:Heat on ants by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      lack any spinal structure.

      Errr.. What exactly does a spine have to do with their lack of heat resistance?

    3. Re:Heat on ants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a well known fact that even little bit of sun rays on them literally boil them as they lack any spinal structure.

      Oh so that's why my boss avoids the sun! I'm starting to see now...

  63. Freedom! Horrible Freedom! by DarthVeda · · Score: 0, Funny

    "Protect the Queen!" "Which one's the Queen?" "I'm the queen!" "no you're not!" On a serious note... if the critters get loose in your case, how well do mobos react to ants?

    1. Re:Freedom! Horrible Freedom! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *invisions ants carrying PC parts off picnic-style*

    2. Re:Freedom! Horrible Freedom! by fireman+sam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently, they will eat it (or try to) as PCBs contain some foodstuffs. Same goes for plastics. Anyone have details of what is included. I forgot to eat my daily dose of 486 mobos today and I am feeling a bit low.

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    3. Re:Freedom! Horrible Freedom! by pe1rxq · · Score: 2, Funny
      PCBs contain some foodstuffs.


      Don't know about that, but they sure as hell contain a lot of poisonstuffs...

      Jeroen

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    4. Re:Freedom! Horrible Freedom! by magarity · · Score: 1

      I bet this is directly related to whether the case's owner puts food in the handy food slot in a timely manner.

      Hmmm... plastic or mana from the slot in the sky... plastic or mana from the slot in the sky...

  64. Well... by FireballFreddy · · Score: 1
    I dunno, it is kinda cool I guess. But at what point have case mods go too far?
    • Ceramic tile case with tiny sink and faucet for water cooling?
    • Astroturf case with miniature army attached?
    • Leather case? With zipper and buckles? Maybe alligator skin? Or human flesh?
    • Ice case? (Must be kept in freezer permanently.) Dry ice case?
    • George Foreman Grill laptop?
    • Warsteiner Mini-Keg case?
    • Pumice case?
    • Birdhouse case?
    • Fire-breathing propane case?

    Sure, it's neat to look at, but at the end of the day all you can really say is "Look where I stuck *MY* motherboard!"
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  65. oh no... bad idea by zogger · · Score: 1, Funny
    --there was an experiment along these lines back in the 50's that got out of hand. Ants being exposed to radiation and whatnot. There's a whistleblower expose documentary about it cleverly disguised as a grade D sci fi flick called "Them"

    Clearly, all records must have disappeared in the los alamos fires, and the surviving scientists have all gone mad, or expired. Everyone has forgotten! The nation MUST BE WARNED!

    ... or not, think of all the new jobs it would create. And...frickin lasers on their heads!

  66. Cave ins by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    Constant vibrations should make the ants tunnels will collapse and all you'll see is them pounding on the glass trying to get out. Course maybe your into that - sicko.

  67. I can testify to that! by beer_maker · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I lost a power supply 6 years ago when a migrating column of "sugar ants"* wandered up the power cable and into my non-l33t Compaq PC. I had just got a then-new Roadrunner cable modem, so the system was on 24/7, apparently generating a tasty vibe.

    I returned home that evening and noticed the screen was doing an unusual flickering. When I snapped on the lights, I found the system crawling with bugs like ... well, you know. I took it outside, pulling out all the components and dusting them off with my trusty Spray-Air, but it was too late.

    The next day I opened the power supply and found about 25 traces of crispy ants neatly bridging the traces on the board inside, as well as 100 or so crispy but unattached.

    The most annoying part was finding another half-sized Compaq power supply to fit the half-sized space in the full-sized tower case. (RANT)What the heck is wrong with Compaq's designers, anyway? Every case & component in their PC line seems to be curved or an odd size ...(/RANT)
    I was worried they'd come back, since the house had only jalousie (yeah, and lousy they were, too) windows, which couldn't be shut tight enough to keep out flies much less smaller-than-average-ants, but they never came back.

    *These "sugar ants" were brown in color, a bit smaller than the average black mound-building ant and a LOT smaller that the "Texas Red-Devil" fire ants I hope never to see again ... They had no interest in anything in the house, including the kitchen trash and even sugar spilled on the counter, but the sweet sweet smell of the transformer sure pulled them in!

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    1. Re:I can testify to that! by Ashen · · Score: 1

      I was worried they'd come back, since the house had only jalousie (yeah, and lousy they were, too) windows, which couldn't be shut tight enough to keep out flies much less smaller-than-average-ants, but they never came back.

      Um.. did you try putting SCREENS outside the windows?

  68. That's nothing compared to this ... by npj · · Score: 2

    If you really want an out-there case, then you just have to check out this.

    1. Re:That's nothing compared to this ... by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Nice box. Good tea.

      --
      Edith Keeler Must Die
  69. Fried ants, overclocked watercooled ants... by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 1

    They're all fine and dandy, but what would really be impressive are liquid nitrogen cooled ants @ 3 GHz.

  70. Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all fun and games until EMF radiation creates a mutaion and makes the ants as large as bison.

  71. You know you've been reading /. too long when... by ruiner13 · · Score: 3, Funny
    you say something like:

    "It'd be interesting to observe the effect that the temperature and vibration of an operating PC would have on the ants."

    'nuff said.

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    today is spelling optional day.

  72. You are far kinder than me by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    My policy is that anything creeping, crawling, slinking, etc that is smaller than my cats is subject to immediate termination, if said cats don't terminate it first. Then again, I live in the desert so there aren't a whole lot of bugs, comparatively, so I am used to generall bug free living.

    In fact the only bug infestation I ever had was a bunch of Kool Aid ants. I call them that since I'm not sure what kind of ants they REALLY were and they seemed to thrive on the Kool Aid that my roomate was fond of drinking. They were really tiny things, probably not more than a milimetre from head to abdomen. They would proceed to scale his massive 44 oz platsic cup, fall in the Kool Aid, and die. We never saw them anywhere but floating dead in the Kool Aid, they didn't march back and forth in a trail or anything so we figured they probably never got out alive. Getting rid of them was a real pain. We'd cheal the while desk with soap and water + Lysol and they'd still find their way back. Some Raid at stategic places finally did the trick, but they were nothing if not persistant.

  73. and pcb's by dsb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in my college days, living in a house with a few other guys we had a bad ant problem. We first thought that maybe we should clean up the week old chinese food and yesterday's pizza, but that did not work. It got so bad that we were obsessed with our clean living habits in the kitchen. Finally, after living with a new cleaniness lifestyle we were able to track the source of the ants. They were making homebase in the base station of the cordless phone unit. Apparently, they were attracted to the glues on the PCB in the phone base unit. It certainly wasn't the main 'ant house' which had to be outside somewhere, but it was definitely the main place where they made their mystic ant communications to invade the rest of the place. This is no joke, once we elimated that phone base station our ant problems were no more.

    1. Re:and pcb's by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      Those ants just need a base. I think that they are intelligent ants that knew that object was a base. Probably part of a government project.

      --
      Patent: from Latin patere, to be open
    2. Re:and pcb's by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 3, Funny

      All your....

      Nope. Not going there ;)

      N.

      --
      "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." - Charles de Gaulle
  74. Too easy by MattGWU · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Your ants are dead" --Homer
    "I know...I can't get them out of there" --Disco Stu

    Apple computers have an Apple on them
    Intel machines have an "Intel Inside" placard.
    What do you call a machine with ants in the case?
    A Windows(tm) Machine. A Windows(tm).....Machine.
    /me takes a practice swing with an invisible golf club

    Should have stopped at the Simpsons paraphrase. Beware of falling karma.

    --
    "These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined" --Homer re:
  75. Their tunnel systems... by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 1

    will resemble the fractal patterns of your screen saver.

  76. honey? by bilbobuggins · · Score: 3, Funny

    'why are there bugs all over your computer?'
    'those aren't bugs, they're features'

  77. Ants + Case = Feline Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all I can do, currently, to keep my cat from using the tower as a crow's nest. (This is usually the prelude to an attempted ambush of cat #2, although he's is such a fat-ass that he typically just ends up dumping the case before the "prey" approacheth.)

    If I ever feel the need to have it more systematically demolished, I'll definitely have to try out this ant mod, or, alternatively, the fish-tank one. Or, who knows, maybe I'll just invent a totally new one. Squirrels at the window seem to irritate them like nothing else ... hmmmm ...

    - nocturne

  78. Mice-Modded Case by Davak · · Score: 1, Funny
    Would you like to keep your mouse in your computer case.

    Yuck!

    Davak

  79. i don't think you need to worry about it by lingqi · · Score: 3, Funny

    humans will do themselves in, and we dolphins will rule the earth!

    well, 70% of it...

    erm, okay, 25% of that 70% that hasn't been (badly) poluted yet...

    actually, erm, 10% of that 25% of the 70% that hasn't had its ecosystem seriously impacted due to over-fishing...

    ahh fsck it. i'm moving to ganymede.

    --

    My life in the land of the rising sun.

  80. See? by rune2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ant ain't just a cool Java tool!

  81. Ants, no case mod needed! by Tmack · · Score: 1, Funny
    Found another way of keeping ants without having to mod your case this week.... they seem to do well if you leave your WiFi access port plugged in anywhere they might find it. I picked mine up from a friend's house who was moving a couple days ago, and as soon as I moved it, thousands of them came out to say Hi! Guess they enjoy the warm circuitry and small spaces inside the little box. Seems they had already set up camp, most were carrying eggs with them. Luckily, no damage to the AP.

    TM

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  82. Imagine by pyro_peter_911 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf clusteAAArrrrrgggghhhhh Get Them Off Of Me!!!

  83. Already been done... by bad_fx · · Score: 1

    ...just go watch PI: The Movie, and you'll see. :)

  84. I'm biased towards a case mod like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Wars Millenium Falcon which I recently created. You can also see a video of how it was created here

  85. Naysaying by SUB7IME · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It strikes me as being somewhat unethical to put ants into such extreme conditions (high temperature and lots of vibration) without any purpose other than 'looking cool'. At least when we send them up to outer space we have a scientific goal in mind. When you have them on the side of your case you are just causing them harm for no real gain.

    1. Re:Naysaying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Causing them harm?

      They are fskcing ants, for crying out loud!

      What the crap?

      As well, trust me, the temperature will have no effect on them. If it did, they wouldn't thrive so well, like they do in the southern climates.

  86. That's not questioning begging. by Potor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Begging the question is when the conclusion of an argument is also a premise of that argument.

  87. Re:FP + /.ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Go put some hot gritz down your pants and shutup. Long live the old 1990's troll posts about Natile Portman naked and petried and hot grits!

    Oh better yet, go stick some fire ants down your pants from these ant farms!

  88. Alien Ant Farm? by Xconnect · · Score: 0

    For a moment, I was thinking what a big casing you must have to house them ...

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    --- root@127.0.0.1
  89. Hehehe by Vampyre_Dark · · Score: 1

    Debugging that thing would be hell!

    And it would all be fun and games for the ants until the fan blew and fried them all!!!

    *ducking flying fruit*

  90. Re:FP + /.ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news, Steven King was found dead in his Maine home with Hot gritz down his pants next to a NAKED and PETRIFIED STATUE OF Natile Portman, while at his computer running the DIEING FReeBSD OS with a pic of goatse.cx opened!

  91. Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... what I want to see is a beehive casemod.

  92. true torture? by NedTheNerd · · Score: 1

    you would kill all off the ants every time you take off the case side! its not ment to be an etchascetch!

  93. I got a better idea, forget ants how about... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2, Funny
    Bees!

    Think about it. Bees don't like their hive to get too hot, cos then they all die. So, if it does they station a whole bunch of workers on the outside and get them to flap their little chitinous wings to cool it all down. It's a self cooling case!

    Admittedly the bees buzzing all the time might be louder than an overclocked AMD with an ill chosen fan, but you have to admit; it would be a unique case mod. And you get honey!

    So, is a self-cooling-honey producing-beehive case a great idea or what?

    --

    -WolfWithoutAClause

    "Gravity is only a theory, not a fact!"
    1. Re:I got a better idea, forget ants how about... by Larkfellow · · Score: 1

      I don't know how well the Pentium 4's are compatible with hardware honey combs.

      --

      -- Never monkey with another Monkey's monkey

    2. Re:I got a better idea, forget ants how about... by wift · · Score: 0

      Sweet. Cool black and yellow color too.

      --
      ....... Thus ends my attempt at wit or whatever
    3. Re:I got a better idea, forget ants how about... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Unless you happen to get an Africanized swarm... that'll teach you to go outdoors and not sit in front of the computer all day, for sure!!

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  94. Harness power from the ants? by monkeyboy87 · · Score: 1

    Anyway we could harness the kinetic energy from the ants running around inside and cool the graphics card down?

  95. TechTV's video clip? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Is there a video clip of this HowTo online? I don't have cable TV and satellite dish.

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  96. Earthquake! by retro128 · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing those ants don't like LAN parties.

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    -R
  97. Biological display unit? by kinnell · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does that mean it would be possible to manipulate them using electric fields? You could put a backplate on the ant farm with a matrix of electrodes. The ants would be attracted to the ones which were switched on. You could control it from a parallel port to have an ascii display composed of swarming ants. Not only would this be a cool hack, it would completely creep out anyone who saw it in action. IANAB - does anyone know if this would work?

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    If I seem short sighted, it is because I stand on the shoulders of midgets
    1. Re:Biological display unit? by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Does that mean it would be possible to manipulate them using electric fields? You could put a backplate on the ant farm with a matrix of electrodes. The ants would be attracted to the ones which were switched on. You could control it from a parallel port to have an ascii display composed of swarming ants. Not only would this be a cool hack, it would completely creep out anyone who saw it in action. IANAB - does anyone know if this would work?

      Looks like a perfect use for lcdproc under linux!

    2. Re:Biological display unit? by chmod000 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Imagine the maintenance! Literal "dead pixels"!

      --
      Aptal soru yoktur; sadece merakli aptallar vardir.
    3. Re:Biological display unit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Jessica Lynch rescue was NOT faked.

      "HARRIS: Is it your belief right now based upon your investigation that this rescue of Lynch was in any way a staged event and not real?

      KAMPFNER: No."

      It must really suck to be so wrong about everything, huh?

  98. There's one danger you have to watch out for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That one ant becomes aware that he and the rest of his ants are not in a real anthill, but instead living inside a computer, and tries to set them free from their computer prison. Fortunately the other ants will probably think he's mad and try to resist. Better make some robot ants to go in and keep them all in line.

  99. More here! by antdude · · Score: 1

    my list. :)

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  100. effect on the ants? by vistic · · Score: 1
    "It'd be interesting to observe the effect that the temperature and vibration of an operating PC would have on the ants."

    Well... I'd guess if it's too hot, it might kill them. I suppose if it vibrates, it might collapse all their tunnels and probably kill them.
  101. Say it Right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's CHOWDA! Say it, Frenchie!

    Show-der!

    1. Re:Say it Right! by ipjohnson · · Score: 0

      Listen Masshole not everyone drops there R's ... :)

  102. Wrong link... by antdude · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I meant to use this one.

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  103. Incompatibility by Throatwarbler+Mangro · · Score: 5, Funny
    What Kevin failed to mention in his notes is a major flaw in this system...

    It's incompatible with RAID arrays.

    Yes, I'm ashamed of myself for that one :)

  104. Another creature... by ude · · Score: 1

    When I was at The Gathering(olympic hall in Hamar, Norway) in 2001 I saw a live scorpion inside a transparent case. That was awesome.

  105. I know that Ant is a flexible build tool.... by rosbif · · Score: 1, Funny

    ....but this is taking things to a whole new level.....

  106. EM rather than heat by UnixRevolution · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the electromagnetic field rather than the heat, noise, or vibration would be the worst for the ants. (yes, i know heat is a form of EM radiation, just bear with me :P) Ants are known to infest stuff like transformer boxes and stuff because they're lured by the EM field. I imagine the EM field generated by case fan motors/circuit boards/procs/drives/PS would have a similar effect, I.E. drive the ants insane. I remember Another Story where someone's iBook (like mine) got infested with ants. They must have been attracted by the EM.

    --
    You like your new Mac more than you like me, don't you, Dave? Dave? I asked...She said Yes.
    1. Re:EM rather than heat by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      (yes, i know heat is a form of EM radiation, just bear with me :P)

      I think you meant to say that EM radiation is a form of heat, but I see where you're coming from.

      Don't you just love the bitchy little comments you get on slashdot? I know I do!

    2. Re:EM rather than heat by Mafiew · · Score: 1

      Since EM radiation refers to the "electromagnetic spectrum", part of which is the infrared range which is "heat" I would say that the original poster is correct.

    3. Re:EM rather than heat by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I must be getting Heat and Temperature confused. Or, maybe I was thinking that the original poster was doing that.

      You can hardly tell anymore that I actually took thermodynamics in college. Kinda sad, really.

  107. The same could be done with worms by metz2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A similar case mod could be achieved using mixed layers of soil and worms. Patterns are traced by the worms as the travel through the alternating colour soils. I'd be more inclined to have worms in my house than ants as well.

    1. Re:The same could be done with worms by s-meister · · Score: 1, Funny

      And there I was thinking worms were a bad thing to have in your computer...

  108. A better idea! by pesc · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would like a screen mod with an ant farm!

    An extra glass in front of the screen. Some sand in the bottom, almost covering the taskbar panel. And ants crawling over the windows, chasing the mouse pointer.

    Creepy!

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    )9TSS
    1. Re:A better idea! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hey! That would be a great variant for the eSheep -- an eAnt that drags your icons into piles, tunnels under the taskbar, etc, etc..

      (Did you know that if you run eSheep and eOrange at the same time, sometimes they will fight?!)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  109. And people thought I was joking by Joshua+Udvardy · · Score: 1

    When I said I was roasting ants on my AMD Processor.

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    I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
  110. a real experiment! by STREMF · · Score: 1, Funny
    You guys laugh, but...

    from http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~brejc8/rat.html

    The Amulet
    The Amulet2e is a asynchronous implementation of the ARM processor capable of 40 Dhrystone MIPS with a Core power efficiency of 290MIPS/watt. As it is asynchronous it will change speed dependant on the voltage supplied. Normal operation is at 3.3v but the processor will work correctly down to 1v.

    The Mouse
    As a real live mouse is not a very reliable piece of equipment we chose to buy a toy mouse (No longer available in the shops!). The mouse runs quite slowly and not in a straight line.

    ...


    make sure you check video!
  111. Re:How to pack more bugs in PC by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 1

    Here I thought that installing windows on an antfarm would make it easier to spot them bugs.

    Awww, nevermind.

  112. Keep that Anole! by interactive_civilian · · Score: 5, Informative
    I lived in FL for 5 years (4 years of university and then one year of work in Melbourne). All I can say is that the anoles (and any geckos that you may have around the house) are a blessing in the war on fire ants and other insect life.

    My room had a door to the outside, so I would leave it open to let the anoles in and probably had a good 4 or 5 living in my room at any given time. Since they were there, the ants were not (nor were the cockroaches/palmetto bugs). They took good care of me and they stayed away from the photography chemicals (my room doubled as a darkroom...guess they didn't like the smell...this was another reason why I would leave my door open).

    However, sometimes they did there job a little too well. Though I would rarely find any insect life in my room, there were the sad occasions when I would find a dead and mummified anole when cleaning. :-(

    Never found one in my computer case though. I wonder what attracted one to yours (heat? electric field? curiosity?)

    Anyway, in the war on bugs (hehe), natures defense turned out to be the best defense in my experience. Especially the geckos. If you have an insect problem and can effectively seal off your house/apartment/room, catch or buy a gecko and set it loose in there. Don't forget to catch it after a few days, because it will probably eat everything and you need to keep it from starving. Then you can either set it free, or keep it in an aquarium and feed it crickets and stuff until you need it to be out and around again.

    At least, these were my experiences. YMMV.

    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
    1. Re:Keep that Anole! by Ashen · · Score: 1

      When I lived in Hawaii we had geckos all over the house. Unfortunately they weren't abel to take care of all the ants/cockroaches and other bugs in the house.

      I think the problem was that the cat managed to eat most of the geckos. He took out a centipede or two for us as well. Now THOSE were freaky.

    2. Re:Keep that Anole! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then you need some cats to get rid of the geckos, and then some dogs to get rid of the cats, and then some bears to get rid of the dogs, and then some elephants to get rid of the bears, and then some ivory hunters to get rid of the elephants. So I guess you have to choose which you would rather live with, ants or ivory hunters.

    3. Re:Keep that Anole! by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

      I lived in Waianae, on the leeward coast of Oahu. Our house was on a farmlot way back in Waianae valley. At any one time, we had several hundred geckos in and around the house.

      I liked 'em, but they creeped out Chisa, my roommate's daughter. She would get her revenge when they crawled on the outside of the window screens. She'd flick the screen with her finger, and the litl' guys would go sailing off into the night.

      The worst part about geckos is that the males love to fight each other. They also like to crawl on the ceiling. Did I mention I sleep with my mouth open?

      Nothing like waking up to find a pissed off, defeated male gecko in your mouth.

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    4. Re:Keep that Anole! by nacs · · Score: 1
      Anyway, in the war on bugs (hehe), natures defense turned out to be the best defense in my experience. Especially the geckos
      I followed your advice and called Geico. They said they don't offer anti-ant coverage.
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  113. Bullshit by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    Predatory fish live long happy lives. The ubiquitous Oscar, for example, has no problem living beyong 15 years in captivity (from first hand experience). Piranhas can exceed 20 years happily in captivity. Don't believe me? Check out the piranhas at the Baltimore Aquarium.

    Most predatory fish, BTW, are more sedentary than the fish that they feed on. The food fish are the ones that live fast and die young. The longest I've been able to get them to live is about 10 years (black tetras, three of 'em).

    Your friend with the barracudas is a bad example of a fish keeper. You should not form opinions of fish longevity from his inability to keep anything alive.

  114. Sure, LOw level radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd be interesting to observe the effect that the temperature and vibration of an operating PC would have on the ants."

    Al that noise and low level radiation wil problably kill the ants.

    Its rather a cruel thought m8ty

  115. Shouldn't the topic be by farnerup · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shouldn't the topic be "bugs"?

  116. Ants in my laptop.... NOT A JOKE! by Total_Wimp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is too funny seeing this here. A couple weeks back we had some ants on the kitchen table (a few here and there) and I got rid of 'em. A while later there were a few more. I didn't see anything sticky that they might be going for, but I decided to clear off the table and wipe it down to make sure.

    Well, one of the things I had on the table that needed clearing off was my laptop. When I lifted it up there were a bunch of ants underneath it and that's when I noticed there were a bunch more crawling in and out of the cooling holes. I saw at least one of them with some kind of a crumb or something and since I seriously doubt he got it from inside the laptop, my best guess was that he was carrying it from wherever he found it to store it in the laptop.

    I had the laptop on the kitchen table for a few days at this point and it had been on the whole time so it was running plenty hot. The ants didn't seem to mind at all. I guess if they can live in Arizona then they wouldn't mind the interior of a laptop either. The only thing I never figured out is why they would go there in the first place? Was there some kind of noise drawing them in? Did they prefer the higher heat environment?

    TW

    1. Re:Ants in my laptop.... NOT A JOKE! by dacetone · · Score: 1

      Speaking of bugs in laptops, I noticed that my iBook had been at one time inhabited by something...creepy, and took a picture. I have no idea what that is, or why it was in there, or how it got in there...

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      Just follow the day, and reach fo
  117. in related news... by Perdition · · Score: 1

    My attempts to convince a prospective girlfriend that I actually "designed" a "cockroach housemod" were met with doubt and an early departure...

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    Windows XP SP2 told me to install third-party software that prevents viruses and protects stability... I chose Ubuntu
  118. portability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'd hate to transport this thing back and forth to LAN parties ;)

  119. ANTfarm by anythings-possible-b · · Score: 0

    19:14 23/5/2546

    TPOIC: ANTfarm

    no kidding, at my place the ants live in my TELEPHONE. they just diccided to live there,
    i didn't have to do anything. maybe they want internet-access so they can call their buddies *g*.

  120. 3.14 by haa...jesus+christ · · Score: 0

    haven't these people seen pi?

  121. Most if not all shark species, isn't it? by ianscot · · Score: 2, Informative
    From Electroreception in Elasmobranchs:

    Sharks and rays were among the first animals to be identified as having electroreceptive organs. The following description is taken from a paper by Andres and vonDuring from 1988. The main structure involved in electroreception in elasmobranchs is the Ampullae of Lorenzini. It consists of one or more alveoli at the blind end ofa jelly-filled canal. The canal opens to a pore on the skin surface.

    ...The organ acts as an insulated core conductor.

    Great Whites have those pores on their noses. In an old (70s?) TV documentary, they try to keep a juvenile White in captivity, but it keeps banging its head into the wall of its circular loop of a tank -- because some wiring's giving off an electrical field near the tank wall there, IIRC.

    Wonder if this is a problem for commonly kept species, like Brown sharks or Nurses? Maybe it's more your pelagic species that rely on this sense so much that they get distracted in a tank? Those'd be the ones that would need it for navigation more...

    (Maybe our dream of sharks in the walls of titanium laptops will go forever unfulfilled.)

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    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  122. Re:Ants in laptop....and other electronics by jeepliberty · · Score: 1
    I've seen several cases where ants have colonized electronic equipment. One was a HP OfficeJet Fax/Copier/Printer, the other was a telephone answering machine.

    Once a rat invaded my apartment. It found a home in the wiring mess behind my stereo. It became a literal rat's nest.

  123. Wow by Loosewire · · Score: 1

    This story is really sucking down the mod points - 90% of stories have been modded as something.
    Cool ant mod though , hmm how about one with fish ?
    dont know how you would work that though....

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  124. Interesting by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Very interesting -- thanks!

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    -kgj
  125. Re:Too bad it's only a case-mod (And not new) by fshalor · · Score: 1

    Oh, Come on... I've got ants in half my machines at work... It's called being in the basement at the university which used to do ant experiments, and working near cornsyrup. (JK, I actually acetone all the ants to death. Yes I know it's flamable, but I try to be careful around live computers.)

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  126. Ant Sized Earthquakes by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

    Hrmmm even though he used fish instead of ants, its still a pretty neat idea. I would imagine tho, that with all the vibration (from fans, air flow, and even a fast CDROM or DVDRom spinning up and down) would cause the tunnels to collapse on the ants.

    Throw in a flattened Godzilla sized insect and you have some great late night entertainment, much more fun than a bug zapper and a case of Pabst!

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  127. Who'd code on a machine with this mod? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    All your output would be buggy.

  128. Re:I preferred these ( Not real fish ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I think they are real. Looked like Neon tetra. Cute, but no way I would do it. Tough enough to maintain a regular tank, not to mention the hasels if you need to work on the pc. Ill stick to my 30G tank and un-moded pc case.

  129. Sea Creatures by lpret · · Score: 1

    Look at me, livin' free
    Free and clean amongst the Sea People

    We look for pirates and search for gold.
    Life is an adventure with the Sea People

    They don't ever conplain, they don't call me fat.
    They don't make me do homework or nothin' like that.

    This is the way life was meant to be. Laughin' and singing,

    Sea people and me.
    Sea people and me, you guys.

    *sigh*, too much South Park

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  130. Why is it cool? by kindbud · · Score: 1

    Do you have a thing for normal ant-farms apart from PC cases? Do you bring ant-farms to your LAN parties, and find the lack of integration with your PC to be a hassle? Do your friends? Have you had even a passing thought about an ant-farm since you last saw one ion 3rd grade science class?

    If not, then why is this cool?

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  131. EMF/noise/vibration & mutation by fragment · · Score: 1

    A friend's son did a couple of science experiments with fruit flies, strapping their container to the side of a PowerMac 5200, and the rate of birth defects was huge, probably due to the EMF, noise or vibration.

    He repeated his experiment to negate the difference in heat and had nearly identical results.

    Crap like that always makes me a little nervous.

  132. Re: You forgot about the label.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot HEX's label: "Anthill Inside"

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  134. bad idea by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
    It'd be interesting to observe the effect that the temperature and vibration of an operating PC would have on the ants.

    Just wait until the animal rights groups here about this travesty.

  135. geckos by lpret · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I had some geckos in my PC when I lived in teh Philippines. They didn't hurt anytying, and they do stop misquitos...

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  136. insect overlords by fingerbear · · Score: 1

    The image on this page illustrates that thought nicely. The size of each creature represents how abundant it is on earth.

  137. Death and Decay by Kelz · · Score: 1

    One thing I must say..

    When the ants die, and they WILL die, you get a nice little smell in your room or office that will make anyone within a 20 foot radius evacuate their midday sustinance. That stuff STINKS.

  138. Just what I need... by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

    Overtime, I find my ports, sometimes drives and particularly my fan ducts get rather dusty... Solution: 1. Ant farm case mod 2. Hungry aardvark

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  139. Someone has2 mention Jeff Noon's "Automated Alice" by rickmccl · · Score: 1

    No one can forget the compu-termites.

  140. Every time you upgrade your video card by blair1q · · Score: 2, Funny

    God kills a hundred ants.

  141. USF Project by ronfar · · Score: 1
    I wasn't sure if people had read this previously, but my alma-mater has a project in their robotics department that sort of relates to this:

    Gastrobotics

    There was a previous Slashdot article on it:

    A Robot That Runs On A Sugar High

    The link in there no longer works, but this one does:

    Meat-eating robot has (g)astronomic potential

    Basically, the robot has a "belly" full of the E-coli virus which is used to generate electricity (ala The Matrix). Now we only need to figure out how to create an "ant-Matrix" to power our PCs...

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  142. Ants and electronics? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember a post some time ago with a thread about "bugs" in PC hardware. Apparently ants and such are attracted to the radiation or vibration/whatever from a PC. They also find the coating on many motherboards mighty tasty.

    I wonder if the ants are enjoying the vibes in their new home, or if they secretly plotting a way to escape and dig into that tasty tasty motherboard.

  143. lame by Script0r · · Score: 1

    I think it is pretty obvious that the guy that wrote this article didn't actually mod that case. The entire article is just a commercial for one product or another, and the description of how he put it together was a weak two sentences that amounted to no more than, "I put it together". I won't even address the issue of there not being any before pictures. I wish techTV would stop being a bunch of corporate whores and start trying to develop quality programming that gamers are actually interested in. It became pretty evident that they weren't even trying to provide quality info when one of the hosts of their shows started refering to a Final Fantasy game as "one of those RTS XPG things".

  144. You don't happen to... by Eudial · · Score: 1

    ...be one of those sadists who used to run ants in the microwave as a kid, do you?

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  145. although I liked the George R R Martin short story by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    ...best: http://www.theouterlimits.com/episodes/season1/114 .htm

    SANDKINGS

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  146. Ohhh so THAT's where the big angry queen is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh silly me thinking, animals, computers and caffien: bad idea.

    Then someone proves me right

  147. just like in pi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a dumb idea. seriously

  148. Funny! by antdude · · Score: 1

    Throatwarbler Mangro: Good one. :)

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  149. get girls by scotnt73 · · Score: 1

    wow what could be a more of a turn on for the ladies than to go up to your room in your moms house and see you awsome puter with the kickass antfarm built in-play on playa..lol

  150. G4 ants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rember the article about removing ants from a G4 latop

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  152. Batteries by glenebob · · Score: 1

    Now if someone can figure out how to get an ant farm to actually power the PC (think the Matrix), I'll be really interested :-)

    Plus it would be fun to try and implement an entire ant society in software.

  153. Tr�s gai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Macintosh, feel the word sliding over your lips. Do you feel the rhythm, sure you do. It's definitely gay.

    Safari, feel the word sliding over your lips. Do you feel the rhythm, sure you do. It's definitely gay.

    IPod, feel the word sliding over your lips. Do you feel the rhythm, sure you do. It's definitely gay.

    Gay, feel the word sliding over your lips. Do you feel the rhythm, sure you do. It's definitely Apple.

    1. Re: Tr�s gai by cmkrcs1 · · Score: 1

      Huh? I don't really understand this, but its funny.

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      cmkrcs1 was here.
  154. How many bits(ants)-per-word does it would have? by PiotrKobik · · Score: 1
    Leading CPU manufactures are starting to introduce first 64 bits CPUs (for home use of course).

    Consider, that ant colony is higly parallel. Consider, that one ant colony is one data word. I don't know how many ants occupy a typical colony (1-10 mln?), but it would be magificent machine.

    And for last, consider that Rincewind programs the whole machine?... ;)