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  1. Re:Requiem on End of an Era: Forum 2000 Closes · · Score: 1

    I need to be held.

    [ simulated persona = "quonsar", node #613, max search depth 69%, neural variance 274.561 ]
    Perhaps Mr. Kosak will place his hand in your crotch.

    "I will gladly pay you today, sir, and eat up

  2. Re:I think... on Anime And The Tech Lifestyle · · Score: 5

    ... there must be some appeal in the rather large-breasted anime women.

    Those are eyes, not breasts.

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  3. Re:Use Lynx on Online Rights And Real World Censorship? · · Score: 1

    I AM insightful. You are not. These are facts. Get used to them, live with them.

    After I finished ROFL, I just HAD to congratulate you on the excellent response to the Anonymous Blowhard. :-)

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  4. SimJet Slogan on Insanely Great Quickies · · Score: 1

    How could they have overlooked "In Thrust We Trust"?

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  5. Re:National "Security?" on Enigma-like Device Patent Granted - 67 Years Later · · Score: 1
    1) Fox Mulders sister crash landed.
    2) J. Edgar Hoover
    3) Hillary Clinton

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  6. Re:Vote Libertarian! (Off topic a bit) on 2600 Staffer Arrested During Republican Convention · · Score: 1

    Coors and Budweiser do not engage in turf wars with Uzis...

    No, but Stolichnaya does!

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  7. Re:Vote Libertarian! on 2600 Staffer Arrested During Republican Convention · · Score: 1

    make the dope smokers buy their joints from the bluehaired lady at Walgreens.

    Whoa, I know the one ya mean, man. Din't her hair used to be neon orange?

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  8. Re:You dont like bush or gore? Vote Dammit on 2600 Staffer Arrested During Republican Convention · · Score: 1

    Is Dammit still in the running? I know Shit, Fuck and Piss were eliminated early on...

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  9. Credibility Gap on 2600 Staffer Arrested During Republican Convention · · Score: 1

    Reports are conflicting as to whether he's being held on a million dollars bail or $500,000. He's being charged with a misdemeanor, according to the Philadelphia Police web site.

    In other news, the provisional government of Hackonia declared that while the sky will, for the present, remain blue, water shall cease to be wet as of Midnight tonight.

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  10. Re:this is turning into WTO all over again. on 2600 Staffer Arrested During Republican Convention · · Score: 1

    And now who holds the reins? The same people who were into the free love and make love not war stuff way back then.

    "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..."

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  11. The Spirit of Nixon on 2600 Staffer Arrested During Republican Convention · · Score: 1
    It lives...

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  12. Inanimate != Malignant on 2600 Staffer Arrested During Republican Convention · · Score: 2
    I think that was "inanimate carbon rod"... Either way, a better overall canditate than can be found in the current lineup.

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  13. Re:Isn't this how non-geeks decide? on Fred Moody Says Linux Worst Operating System Ever · · Score: 1
    In fact, Dude, here is the pertinent source from the link:

    <form action="http://jmailer.starwave.com/cgi/mailform.d ll" method="post">
    <input type="hidden" name="mailto" value="fmoody@seattleweekly.com"> <------
    <input type="hidden" name="subj" value="Fred Moody (mail)">
    <input type="hidden" name="goto" value="http://abcnews.go.com/sections/tech/FredMoo dy/mail_moody_thanks.html">

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  14. Re:Isn't this how non-geeks decide? on Fred Moody Says Linux Worst Operating System Ever · · Score: 1
    Dude, I used the link, and posted the result.

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  15. Timetable=Time to obfuscate on Court to FBI - Full Public Review Of Carnivore · · Score: 1
    So, the court says FBI has 10 days to come up with a timetable for revealing the information, and this is viewed as encouraging? This is nonsense. You know if that was YOU, (or say, Fanning of Napster) before that judge, and he wanted something you had, he'd call a recess for 2 hours and order you and your lawyers to go fetch it, NOW, under threats of being found in contempt and jailed. I don't know much about FOIA, but being a local govt employee, I do know there are time frames to allow you to gather/compile/locate the requested data. But, how long has the request been pending now? Ten days to cough up the information is reasonable, 10 days to present a "timetable" for producing the information is nothing but bullshit. Look for more bullshit in the near future.

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  16. Re:"windows bug" on Full Frontal Quickies · · Score: 1

    Didn't we just see this a few weeks ago on /. ?

    I think we did... :-)

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  17. Re:MOD PARENT UP on Full Frontal Quickies · · Score: 1

    I like how they say they are "researching" the problem!

    Now if someone will post a crack about correcting the rotation of the planet using nukes, we'll not only be enjoying quickies we already saw here a few months ago, we'll be having the same discussion about the same quickies we saw here a few months ago! :-)

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  18. Re:Isn't this how non-geeks decide? on Fred Moody Says Linux Worst Operating System Ever · · Score: 1

    Your message

    To: fmoody@seattleweekly.com
    Subject: Fred Moody (mail)
    Sent: Wed, 2 Aug 2000 18:25:10 -0700

    did not reach the following recipient(s):

    fmoody@seattleweekly.com on Wed, 2 Aug 2000 18:26:46 -0700
    The recipient name is not recognized
    The MTS-ID of the original message is:
    c=US;a= ;p=LA Weekly;l=LAWNTMAIL0008030126QC21QNV1 MSEXCH:IMS:SternPublishing:Pacific:LAWNTMAIL 0 (000C05A6)
    Unknown Recipient

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  19. Re:Isn't this how non-geeks decide? on Fred Moody Says Linux Worst Operating System Ever · · Score: 1

    Does anyone out there have Moody's email address? Maybe someone could explain NICELY how he completely missed the boat on the bugs.

    But that presumes he gives a shit.

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  20. Re:Sick of RIAA and Napster on RIAA Responds to Napster - Raises Serious Questions · · Score: 1

    artists would drop out of the bussiness, and the quality of music would lessen.

    <shudder>
    Where would we be without NSync and Brittany Spears???
    </shudder>

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  21. Re:Gimme a break. on Hotmail about to collapse under load · · Score: 1

    There are MANY sites on the net that get far more traffic than hotmail (the MSN homepage for instance) and they handle the load just fine.

    Right. Virtually ANY page at Microsoft.Com can be counted on to shoot itself in the foot - script errors, interminable or incomplete page loads, and this on thier own venerable IE5 browser under Win98. If you relax the requirement that the served data actually be useable to the client, I'm sure IIS can handle hits up the ass!

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  22. Re:Slashdot FUD on Hotmail about to collapse under load · · Score: 1

    amen brother. /. is already biased purely by its content selection.

    I'm sick of these opinions. You proceed from a falsehood - the belief that slash is something other than Taco's personal webtoy. And even if Andover owns it now, it remains Taco's toy. It is not a traditional news site, it is not a journalistic endeavor, it has no obligation to any principles of fairness or journalistic integrity (oxymoron?). If you don't like Taco's site, go read someone elses. Go bitch at MSNBC or abcnews.go.com about thier biases.

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  23. Re:Sure, why not! on USPS To Offer Free E-Mail · · Score: 2

    Millions of Americans will gain access to e-mail as a result...

    No - millions of people will gain an email account. Access to it remains the citizens problem.

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  24. Re:SLASHDOT BUG I AM NOT CHILDLL!!!!! on Napster Clone With Pay Per Download · · Score: 1
    I changed it several times to no avail. I think many people were trying this at the same time. and now the username is changing - in the last 15 minutes many different childxxxx accounts have appeared.

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  25. Re:Stephen King wants you to pay Amazon! on Slashback: Spookiness, France, Reds · · Score: 5

    Three words, get a life.

    The most direct route to getting a life can also be summed up in three words: stand for something.

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