Well, about a week ago, I went over to my good friend John Carmack's house. He showed me the demo they were displaying at E3, and I was extremely impressed.
I asked him to let me play it, but he said "Fuck no, this is my game!" I proceeded to beg for about 2 hours, and he finally said, "Hey, if you fuck my dog, I'll give you a leak of DOOM III. Just PROMISE you won't spread it thoughout the internet!" I promised, and proceeded to fuck his dog in the ass.
I'm sure it pained the dog more than me, becuase it couldn't take my massively large cock very well. The dog ended up dying, but hey, I got the DOOM III leak! (and so did you guys! Say "Thank you!")
They only specialize in Windows because Windows is pracitically free over there. In the Indian IT world, no copy protection laws are ever respected, and the Windows XP devils0wn edition runs on every computer.
If Microsoft began enforcing copyrights strictly for Indian IT companies, then you would see quite a switch to Linux over there -- and quite possibly a boost to the hiring of American programmers with Windows skills, if the H1B training mills are shut down because of it.
When Linux newbies have a lack of HOWTOs and sound support is diffuclt to implement, at best they are going to fool around with Linux for a day or two and then go back to their MP3 collection under Windows
Yeah, I know what you are talking about. I decided last month to try to go to Linux, so with the help of my local bearded Linux guru, I installed Debian. After it was up and running
I was thinking to myself "Whoah, this is cool. So far, I like it better than XP." The GUI was simple and easy, and I customize what I wanted. Best of all, it was free from Microsoft and their corporate monopoly.
A few hours in, I ran XMMS, hoping to "rokk" out to my hours of music. I was hosting a party later that night also, and I was planning on using my linux computer + klipsch speakers to play all the music for the party, knowing my computer was dependable. Well, an hour before the party, I tried to test out some music......nothing. No sound. I said, "No sweat, I'll just get the linux guru." Well, that didn't help. After recompiling the kernel a few times, we STILL had no sound. By this time, people for the party had started to arrive at my house. Well, let me tell you, a party with out "bumping" music is TERRIBLE. Everyone was bored to death. It was the quietest party ever, and probably one of the few without music.
I was made fun of for a few weeks, and lost plenty of respect, but now I'm please to have reinstalled Windows Xp and have music working again.
Well, what I'm really trying to say is that if we had had that HOWTO guide, everything would have worked out fine. I would still be respected by most of my friends, and I'd still be enjoying linux.
As an avid internet user, I'm am quite concerned about the top level domain management. I think it is important for ICANN to quickly replace those who were kicked out, and if already done, I would like to know who our replacements are.
With the way cell phones are advancing, why buy one? Cell phones already have games, messaging, logs, and other electronic accessories. If you want a decent small computer, just spend your $499 on a cheap lap top.
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Well, about a week ago, I went over to my good friend John Carmack's house. He showed me the demo they were displaying at E3, and I was extremely impressed.
I asked him to let me play it, but he said "Fuck no, this is my game!" I proceeded to beg for about 2 hours, and he finally said, "Hey, if you fuck my dog, I'll give you a leak of DOOM III. Just PROMISE you won't spread it thoughout the internet!" I promised, and proceeded to fuck his dog in the ass.
I'm sure it pained the dog more than me, becuase it couldn't take my massively large cock very well. The dog ended up dying, but hey, I got the DOOM III leak! (and so did you guys! Say "Thank you!")
Race is a noun meaning
"A group of people united or classified together on the basis of common history, nationality, or geographic distribution: the German race"
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Many French people will take any joke about them surrendering offensively!
It has the EXACT same effect as a racist slur, joke, or insult!
It's pitiful that this post should even be considered to be modded up!
Racism is not funny, and I support the outlawing of racism!
If you're going to mod this joke, which is obvious at making fun of French, you might as well mod up any of the troll posts about Niggers and Jews!!!
Homeless?! What the fuck! How the hell is the guy going to afford 1300 items, plus the velcro, a back pack, and other necessities he's used!.
Get some fucking sense before posting a dumbass remark like that!
I know if I was airport security, I would just say "Fuck it, I'm not checking all that god damned shit! Get the fuck on the plane!"
I could also carry a great number of "useful" items on my body, but why would anyone want to do that.
Carrying 15kg of items on yourself not only makes you look like an idiot, but also shows that you DO want self publicity.
There is no other reason to wear 1300 items. Does it look cool.....no. Is it helpful? Hell no, not when you are cluttered with 1300 different items!
This guy either just an idiot, an extremely paranoid idiot, or a 30 year-old virgin trying to get self publicity to get laid.
Fuck you Crazy Eric!
If you haven't noticed, the Constitution is basically useless.
Just throw it in the fire as Powder Toast Man did on Ren & Stimpy!
They only specialize in Windows because Windows is pracitically free over there. In the Indian IT world, no copy protection laws are ever respected, and the Windows XP devils0wn edition runs on every computer.
If Microsoft began enforcing copyrights strictly for Indian IT companies, then you would see quite a switch to Linux over there -- and quite possibly a boost to the hiring of American programmers with Windows skills, if the H1B training mills are shut down because of it.
Yes, this could be used for many things. It could crack down on the disgusting kiddie porn, find terrorists, and possibly crack down on warez groups.
But seriously, in reality, this "supercomputer" may happen, but it will never be effective.
Instead of creating a supercomputer, why don't they just make some kind of Super Spyware? That stuff is bad enough for violating my rights.
When Linux newbies have a lack of HOWTOs and sound support is diffuclt to implement, at best they are going to fool around with Linux for a day or two and then go back to their MP3 collection under Windows Yeah, I know what you are talking about. I decided last month to try to go to Linux, so with the help of my local bearded Linux guru, I installed Debian. After it was up and running I was thinking to myself "Whoah, this is cool. So far, I like it better than XP." The GUI was simple and easy, and I customize what I wanted. Best of all, it was free from Microsoft and their corporate monopoly. A few hours in, I ran XMMS, hoping to "rokk" out to my hours of music. I was hosting a party later that night also, and I was planning on using my linux computer + klipsch speakers to play all the music for the party, knowing my computer was dependable. Well, an hour before the party, I tried to test out some music......nothing. No sound. I said, "No sweat, I'll just get the linux guru." Well, that didn't help. After recompiling the kernel a few times, we STILL had no sound. By this time, people for the party had started to arrive at my house. Well, let me tell you, a party with out "bumping" music is TERRIBLE. Everyone was bored to death. It was the quietest party ever, and probably one of the few without music. I was made fun of for a few weeks, and lost plenty of respect, but now I'm please to have reinstalled Windows Xp and have music working again. Well, what I'm really trying to say is that if we had had that HOWTO guide, everything would have worked out fine. I would still be respected by most of my friends, and I'd still be enjoying linux.
1.) Install linux 2.) Format your computer 3.) Install windows XP
Compaqs?
I wonder if the document that states its ok for Catholic Priests to molest little children is in there somewhere?
As an avid internet user, I'm am quite concerned about the top level domain management. I think it is important for ICANN to quickly replace those who were kicked out, and if already done, I would like to know who our replacements are.
The GBA is a better buy if you want gaming. 5.89 mhz per $1 compared to 3.47 mhz $1 with the Tungsten.
With the way cell phones are advancing, why buy one? Cell phones already have games, messaging, logs, and other electronic accessories. If you want a decent small computer, just spend your $499 on a cheap lap top.