has several guides to adding hardware to the Sampo DVE631CF DVD player.
WORD NICE MACHINE.
Even if you don't own this model,
SHEEYAH!
the firmware for it has been ported to many, many other models (with annoyances like macrovision and region locking removed).
OH GOD YO WTF?
This player had built in support for an IDE device (a flash card reader) so a standard IDE drive can be slaved to the dvd drive and the player can read from a FAT32 formatted disk.
S TO THE L TO THE A TO THE V TO THE E TO THE D TO THE DVD.
The player decodes mp3s and VCD files,
BANG!
so it's possible to turn it into a cheap mp3 jukebox,
PFFFF! NO SHIT
or store movies in vcd format.
OMG
I hope that when DiVX support becomes more common in DVD playersone of them will be able to support a hack like this.
YEAH DUDE, SAY IT
It would be really cool to have 100+ movies built in to my dvd player."
Watching asians try to act "white" always amuses me. After 4000 years of being good little worker drones for the Emperor, eating rice, and living in huts, the idea that asians are now allowed to have individual personalities scares the hell out of them.
The result is that a lot of them come off gay. They're all real thin, wear sweaters, cologne, and spend a lot of time at dance clubs polishing their moves. They like to form asian cliques, which is a little bit like blacks associating with each other, except that blacks have a distinct culture. Asians, on the other hand, deftly avoid admitting to themselves the fact that asian culture is a cheap rip-off of white.
Ever heard of an asian singer? TV personality? On the rare occasion, they are nothing more than white people with slanty eyes. What is "asian" music? It's either black or white.
Asians have a lot going for them. They're smart, well-bred, and are generally accepted in the mainstream (from what I've seen, anyway, granted I haven't lived everywhere). But if you described the average asian male to me, I would probably assume he was gay.
My "clock on the wall" tests seem to confirm what the early automated performance tests suggest: that Phoenix makes me come about 30% faster than Momzilla and about 40% faster at creating newborns. Your dad has also made tweaks to lots of other interface items to lubricate uteral responsiveness and even the labia have been slightly tweezed which improves perceived appearance and gives Phoenix some "zip" that's lacking in Momzilla. Not only that but your dad cut her stomach's size by about 40% while adding a bunch of new features like an extra throat for pop-up blowing of white sperm.
Your mom has begun to prove herself as a critically wounded, open-legged, well oiled, and stable poundhorse. For all the sperm she guzzles and for the way she makes guys come after midnight, this makes a whole lot of sense. If her pimp plans on modifying her with clumsily-wielded surgical tools then I can see her even getting more raw, pulpy, and hot. There's no way to tell as I've never actually seen a naked woman.
Obviously open legs DO apply to the corporeol world.
Slashdot Mirror
El Puerco Loco writes "Area 450
LEET SITE!
has several guides to adding hardware to the Sampo DVE631CF DVD player.
WORD NICE MACHINE.
Even if you don't own this model,
SHEEYAH!
the firmware for it has been ported to many, many other models (with annoyances like macrovision and region locking removed).
OH GOD YO WTF?
This player had built in support for an IDE device (a flash card reader) so a standard IDE drive can be slaved to the dvd drive and the player can read from a FAT32 formatted disk.
S TO THE L TO THE A TO THE V TO THE E TO THE D TO THE DVD.
The player decodes mp3s and VCD files,
BANG!
so it's possible to turn it into a cheap mp3 jukebox,
PFFFF! NO SHIT
or store movies in vcd format.
OMG
I hope that when DiVX support becomes more common in DVD playersone of them will be able to support a hack like this.
YEAH DUDE, SAY IT
It would be really cool to have 100+ movies built in to my dvd player."
C-NOTE! BLING BLING!
Watching asians try to act "white" always amuses me. After 4000 years of being good little worker drones for the Emperor, eating rice, and living in huts, the idea that asians are now allowed to have individual personalities scares the hell out of them.
The result is that a lot of them come off gay. They're all real thin, wear sweaters, cologne, and spend a lot of time at dance clubs polishing their moves. They like to form asian cliques, which is a little bit like blacks associating with each other, except that blacks have a distinct culture. Asians, on the other hand, deftly avoid admitting to themselves the fact that asian culture is a cheap rip-off of white.
Ever heard of an asian singer? TV personality? On the rare occasion, they are nothing more than white people with slanty eyes. What is "asian" music? It's either black or white.
Asians have a lot going for them. They're smart, well-bred, and are generally accepted in the mainstream (from what I've seen, anyway, granted I haven't lived everywhere). But if you described the average asian male to me, I would probably assume he was gay.
My "clock on the wall" tests seem to confirm what the early automated performance tests suggest: that Phoenix makes me come about 30% faster than Momzilla and about 40% faster at creating newborns. Your dad has also made tweaks to lots of other interface items to lubricate uteral responsiveness and even the labia have been slightly tweezed which improves perceived appearance and gives Phoenix some "zip" that's lacking in Momzilla. Not only that but your dad cut her stomach's size by about 40% while adding a bunch of new features like an extra throat for pop-up blowing of white sperm.
Your mom has begun to prove herself as a critically wounded, open-legged, well oiled, and stable poundhorse. For all the sperm she guzzles and for the way she makes guys come after midnight, this makes a whole lot of sense. If her pimp plans on modifying her with clumsily-wielded surgical tools then I can see her even getting more raw, pulpy, and hot. There's no way to tell as I've never actually seen a naked woman.
Obviously open legs DO apply to the corporeol world.