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  1. Re:fuckbeta in your favorite language. on Is Intel Selling Bay Trail Chips Below Cost? · · Score: 1

    #include <stdio.h>;

    Error 17: random ';' outside of a function: programmer should be shot

  2. Re:Pfft on The Bitcoin Death Star: KnC Plans 10 Megawatt Data Center In Sweden · · Score: 1

    When did they start measuring data centres in how much electricity they consume? What happened to megaflops, or MIPS, or TPS ?

  3. Re:I'm switching to Lynx. on Amazon's Double-Helix Acquisition Hints At Gaming Console · · Score: 2, Funny

    From a productivity standpoint,

    If you're interested in productivity, you won't visit slashdot, beta or classic.

  4. Re:Is Verizon Already Slowing Netflix Down? on Is Verizon Already Slowing Netflix Down? · · Score: 1

    Yes. Verizon throttles lots of stuff.

    The question, though, is: is Verizon slowing down *some* services more than others?

    Yes, we know that Verizon's overall incompetence slows down the internet.... but that slows down all sites equally (which has always been legal). Here the contention is that they are slowing down Netflix *more* than other sites.

  5. Shocking on Adobe Flash Remote Code Execution Flaw Exploited In the Wild · · Score: 5, Funny

    A security flaw in Flash? Really? How surprising.

  6. Re:US Acts of War on NZ Govt May Gut Privacy Laws For US Citizens and Ex-Pats · · Score: 2

    Bullshit. The US can pass as many laws it wants, and no matter how much it whines and cries about it, Banks in New Zealand cannot be compelled to comply

    +1 insightful. I'm sure all the banks in China are completely ignoring any such stupid US mandate.

  7. Re:Enjoy your Death March on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Do If You're Given a Broken Project? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Summary of your story: Do your best, and you'll get screwed over by politics anyway.

    To the original question: If you rewrite the code and make it a huge success, the original author will get all the credit. If you fail because the code is a stinking pile of crap, you'll be blamed, not him. Welcome to the corporate world.

  8. Re:Apple tests everything on Apple Reportedly Testing Inductive, Solar and Motion Charging For Its Smartwatch · · Score: 1

    a 2500 watt grow light

    So, Apple is developing a product that will only work for stoners who grow pot in their parent's basement?

  9. Re:Apple tests everything on Apple Reportedly Testing Inductive, Solar and Motion Charging For Its Smartwatch · · Score: 1

    Except you can write off solar instantly.

    Especially since people today are very rarely outdoors, in sunlight. Solar panels generate much less power from artifical light.

  10. Re:If it's not being reused - go full industrial on Where Old Hard Disks (with Digital Secrets) Go To Die · · Score: 1

    If it's not being reused, just build one giant Blendtec blender.

  11. Re:Duh on Where Old Hard Disks (with Digital Secrets) Go To Die · · Score: 1

    Silicone Heaven, otherwise where do all the calculators go?

    Didn't there used to be a strip bar named Silicone Heaven?

    And yeah, there were a lot of accountants there.

  12. Re:Why are horns still only top volume? on When Cars Go Driverless, What Happens To the Honking? · · Score: 2

    Copied from the Citroën DS - it had the regular horn for in-town use, and a wake-the-dead horn for highway use.

    And yes, if you accidentally hit the highway mega-horn when a little old lady was crossing the street in front of you, it was embarrasing.... not that I'd know that myself, of course, just heard rumours.

    It is a tad surprising how many swear words a 90 year old lady actually knows.

  13. Re:Haven't heard a honk in a while on When Cars Go Driverless, What Happens To the Honking? · · Score: 1

    It's been weeks, if not months since I've heard any car honking

    Go to any parking lot; wait for someone to lock or unlock their car. Honk.

    Driverless cars will still need to be locked, so they will presumably still honk on a regular basis.

  14. Re:No valid distribution method... on Proof-of-Concept Malware Captures Every Tap On Smartphones Or Tablets · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are massive problems with the Apple store security process; I'm sure that Google's and Amazon's are no better.

  15. Re:Applications? on Engineers Invent Acoustic Equivalent of One-Way Glass · · Score: 2

    So that you can hear noise from your kids bedrooms, but they can't hear the (ahem) noises from yours? Although, seriously, soundproof your walls and get a baby monitor.

    This sounds more to me like "let's invent this and see what we can do with it", than an invention with a current application.

  16. Re:This has happened before on UK Government May Switch from MS Office to Open Source · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How many copies does the government buy per year? And how many do they really need?

    £200 million over 4 years, at the single-unit MSRP of £199, is about 250,000 new copies per year. If we factor in a reasonable discount, say 50%, that is 500,000 copies. According to the government, total headcount is about 450,000. Does every single government employee need a brand new copy of Office every single year??

  17. Re:Not really on Is Amazon Making a Sub-$300 Console To Play Mobile Games? · · Score: 1

    A $50 Roku or $60 Blue Ray player can already stream Amazon content fine.

    A $35 Chromecast has all the hardware needed to do exactly the same thing.

    Actually, a Chromecast, an Amazon AWS virtual instance, and some software to tie it together would make a fair game console, *if* they could get the latency low enough. (You'd need to add a low-latency back channel to send local controller inputs back to the server; so make it a $50 Chromcast2). Might not be possible *yet*, but you can bet they are thinking about it.

  18. Re:Of course apes aren't universal explorators. on The Human Body May Not Be Cut Out For Space · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Incorrect. It is far more efficient to adapt your bodies to survive the environment.

    Then why do people build houses? Why were things like the furnace and the air conditioner invented? Heck, why was clothing invented?

    Most of Earth's surface is an unsustainable environment for humans, for at least part of the year. We only live on this planet because we have developed many ways of altering the environment.

    The "437 days in space" is a lie - humans cannot survive at all in space. The 437 days was in a capsule, a local modification of the true environment of outer space.

  19. Re:Proxies? on US Forces Coursera To Ban Students From Cuba, Iran, Sudan, and Syria · · Score: 2

    Teaching people about proxy servers and other useful tools is part of the educational value of the web site.

  20. Ignore the hyperlink on Quentin Tarantino Vs. Gawker: When Is Linking Illegal For Journalists? · · Score: 1

    In this case, the web site "quoted a brief excerpt and a short summary". So they not only linked to the material - they had a (partial) copy of it as well.

    Fair use - as in a movie review - does not apply here, since it is not a published work. So, link or not, Defamer/Gawker are guilty of copyright infringement.

  21. Absolutely zero emissions on Nissan Unveils 88 Pound 400-HP Race Car Engine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Since the battery was charged by burning gasoline in the engine, how does that make it "absolutely zero emissions"?

    The rubber that comes off a tyre in one lap at speed should also qualify as pollution.

  22. Quality? on Online Streaming As Profitable As TV, Disc Sales By Charging Just a $15 Flat Fee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If movie producers got a flat, monthly paycheque, there would be zero incentive to make *good* movies.

  23. 30 years old.... on Apple Macintosh Turns 30 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and *still* stuck in their parent's basement, unable to make it in the business world.

  24. Re:Oblig XKCD on Yep, People Are Still Using '123456' and 'Password' As Passwords In 2014 · · Score: 2

    *Anyone* can crack *any* password using brute force: https://xkcd.com/538/

  25. Re:Hooray for Python on Python Scripting and Analyzing Your Way To Love · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you considered that the fact he writes Python scripts to solve his love life is the *reason* he has no love life??

    Python can't stop you from being a geek...