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  1. Re:Add John Carmack to your FOES list! on Nvidia GeForceFX(NV30) Officially Launched · · Score: -1

    Why do you post these things about me? I am the best programmer in the world and a rocket scientist. Please buy my games and finance my trip to the moon. My most recent project, Doom III, as leaked in the alpha stage and I'm pissed as hell about it. Don't buy ATI because Doom III will run 40% slower on their cards ... trust me on that one, I'm making sure of it. Also, I'm getting out of the industry due to hatefull people like you.

  2. Re:They will need to also block every other port. on Panama Decrees Block To Kill VoIP Service · · Score: 1


    I do not support voip port blocking, especially when mandated by the governement. I am a game programmer and a rocket scientist.

    Thank you,
    jc

  3. Re:Damnit. on Doom 3 Alpha Leaked · · Score: -1, Troll


    The primary reason I feel horrible about all of this is the lack of quality in the leaked demo. Frankly, it looks like shit and isn't representative of the product id software likes to stand behind. But the real problem is - I don't know how to fix it. There is no way in hell I'm ever going to get that overblow shitty code to run on anything but next-generation machines. Everyone expects this optimized game to appear - that demo is optimized! I'm really in a jam here and I don't know what to do.

  4. Re:Damnit. on Doom 3 Alpha Leaked · · Score: -1, Troll


    Yes, carrying a tv over to your friend's house must be much less encumbersome than carting a PC around. I am the best programmer in the world but I can't make a TV weight less than a PC - unless you're talking about those lille 13" kitchen TVs but that would have little to do with programming, just basic physics. I am also a rocket scientist, and I deal with advanced physics.

    I wouldn't like to recall my above offer - please do not buy any of my games. I would feel horrible taking money from the retarded.

    thank you,
    jc

  5. Re:Damnit. on Doom 3 Alpha Leaked · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I am the best programmer in the world, and a rocket scientist too. Don't forget it, bub.

  6. Re:what do you mean by leaked? on Doom 3 Alpha Leaked · · Score: -1, Troll


    No, it was purely by accident - at least an accident on our part, but by design of certain other parties. We will be handling some business relationships in the future, but it certainly will NOT harm support or optimization in any way for the end consumer. This is why I'm getting out of the business - it is full of greed and corruption. Why would you want to pirate my ART? Moreover, why would you buy it at all when you can just download it for nothing? There's a link above, and it's free! But there will be some enhancements to the XBox version, only you won't be able to see them since it will be at 640x480 on your grainy shitty tv set. But please buy it anyway so you can help finance my spaceship project to the moon.

    thanks,
    jc

  7. Re:Damnit. on Doom 3 Alpha Leaked · · Score: -1, Troll


    This is why I'm getting out of the business - it is full of idiots like you. Why would you buy the SAME GAME twice? Moreover, why would you buy it at all when you can just download it for nothing? There's a link above, and it's free! But there will be some enhancements to the XBox version, only you won't be able to see them since it will be at 640x480 on your grainy shitty tv set. But please buy it anyway so you can help finance my spaceship project to the moon.

    thanks,
    jc

  8. VOIP in games - an application of technology on Panama Decrees Block To Kill VoIP Service · · Score: -1, Troll

    The latest build of Doom 3 had voip in it, to provide communication within teams but I have decided to remove it since you greedy punks continue to pirate my art. In fact, I'm giving up on the project all together, except for the XBox version which has an excellent voice communicator. jc

  9. Re:Damnit. on Doom 3 Alpha Leaked · · Score: -1, Troll

    Thank you, but it is too little too late. I have decided to abandon the project, and programming altogether. I find Rocket Science to be a much more agreeable hobby, one less spolied and tainted by greed and corruption. I'm sure there will be a Doom 3, but not with my name on it. John Carmac