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  1. Re:What? on Amazon Finally Bundles Ebooks With Printed Books · · Score: 1

    Or less generally, generalizing from a sample of "me".

    But people are egoists, whether they realize it or not. "Of course, my opinion matters more. I'm normal. Anyone who disagrees with me is probably too dumb to matter."

  2. "KitKat"? on Android 4.4 Named 'KitKat' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give me a break!

  3. Re:Come on, you jackbooted apologists... on One Strike Against No Fly List; More Scrutiny To Come · · Score: 1

    squiggleslash, allow me to introduce you to Nathan Poe.

    Ah, I see you've already met.

  4. Re:How did they measure it? on Scientists Create 'Fastest Man-Made Spinning Object' · · Score: 1

    a teensy weensy sharpie mark along one side, of course.

  5. Re:Perfect on Samsung's Smart Watch Coming September 4th, Without Flexible OLED Screen · · Score: 1

    If you're even fainly unprejudiced, you'll realize there are two undeniable truths underpinning GPP's assertions:

    The self-evident "meh"-ness of Samsung's concept device, and the Pavlovian responsiveness of Apple's advocacy.

    As to your assertion, I'm pretty sure my 7-year-old could come out with something better than this loser from Samsung. Apple's engineering varies between fairly good and awesome, but you don't even have to be fairly good to get over the ridiculously low bar this proposed POS sets.

  6. Re:First on X.Org Foundation Loses 501(c)3 Non-Profit Status · · Score: 1

    Indeed. A Top Shelf Single-Malt Party is Change I Can Believe It.

  7. Yawn on Gore's Staff Says He Was Misquoted On Hexametric Hurricanes · · Score: 1

    Wake me when the National Hurricane Center expands the Saffir-Simpson scale so that it goes to 11.

  8. Re:Was that really necessary? on NZ Police Got PRISM Data Before Raid On Dotcom · · Score: 1

    You see, for the people doing this stuff on behalf of the NSA, their actions are completely justified: to beat the criminals, they needed to become better criminals than the criminals.

    Apparently, they've spent so long staring into the abyss that not only is the abyss staring back, it's come up and offered them some free cool aid.

  9. 5 Passengers? on Aiming For a Commercially Available Submersible · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many kilos of high-value cargo would that be?

    Will buying one of these put you on a watch list in one of the Wars on <noun>?

  10. Re:Free speech on Canadian Hotel Sues Guest For $95K Over Bad Review, Bed Bugs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Redundant. "Douche" is French.

  11. Re:completely crooked, biased summary on Don't Fly During Ramadan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your contention is "He was just asking for it"?

    Make sure to mention that line of thinking if you get called to jury duty. I'm sure the victim doesn't want you on the jury any more than you want to be on the jury. Perhaps even more.

  12. Re:Umm... on Don't Fly During Ramadan · · Score: 1

    And let's face it... this particular shitstorm was "flying during Ramadan, while looking like a brown-skinned Godless fur'ner".

  13. Re:Incinerators on US States Banned From Exporting Trash To China Are Drowning In Plastic · · Score: 1

    Because corporates don't respond to popular low-level politics.

    The closest corporates come to grass-roots activism is astroturfing.

  14. Re:Shut it down on EFF Wins Release of Secret Court Opinion: NSA Surveillance Unconstitutional · · Score: 2

    Indeed. And here's another strangely apt one.

    I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

  15. Re:this cynicism bothers me immensely on Syrian Rebels Claim Hundreds Killed By Poison-Gas Attack · · Score: 1

    The last experiment in Arab Democracy voted in a theocratic autocracy.

    You're right, sometimes the result of regime change isn't just autocracy or theocracy.

  16. Re:Original article worth a read on The Secret Effort To Clean Up a Former Soviet Nuclear Test Site · · Score: 3, Funny

    That was back in '85. I'm sure that in 2013 plutonium is available in every corner drug store, but in 1985 it was a little hard to come by.

  17. Re:Yes, after you've received legal notice, defini on Company Using Proxy To Evade Craigslist Block Violated CFAA · · Score: 1

    enter a web property as opposed to a brick and mortar store or other place.

    Crippling unnoticed fallacy: there's no such thing as web property. Otherwise, where's the web deed? Where's the web plat book?

    (And don't try to cite the DNS system. The DNS system confers no ownership.)

  18. Re:First on The Cryonics Institute Offers a Chance at Immortality (Video #2) · · Score: 0

    the bigger question is *why* would society want to thaw someone from our time 500 or even 5000 years ahead?

    Cheap transplant organs from rights-less involuntary donors

    Oh, no one said anything about "reviving" someone from 500 years ago. Just "thawing".

    This is where successful organ vitrification mitigate AGAINST being revived, even if it were possible. You're more valuable as a well-frozen transplant source. A corpsicle. A frozen commodity.

  19. We really want to hear from you! on Uncle Sam Finally Wants To Hear From Us On Digital Copyright Law? · · Score: 1

    We haven't had a good laugh in weeks!

  20. Re:Context on UK Government Destroys Guardian's Snowden Drives · · Score: 1

    How many people died in the protests after "Amish Mafia" debuted?

    I heard the incidence of Amish drive-by shootings skyrocketed.

    "clop, clop, clop, BANG, clop, clop, BANG, clop, clop..."

  21. Re:Translation: Groklaw has been gagged on Joining Lavabit Et Al, Groklaw Shuts Down Because of NSA Dragnet · · Score: 2

    Except that secret vampire attacks don't happen, whereas FISA-authorized data center tapping does.

  22. Re:BS on so many levels on The Cryonics Institute Offers a Chance at Immortality (Video) · · Score: 1

    True.

    On a hot summer's day, the cheerful music and bright bell-ringing of the ice brain truck will bring crowds of happy, yelling, excited zombie children from all up and down the block. It'll be a big part of their fond child-zombiehood memories.

  23. Re:Slashvertisement on The Cryonics Institute Offers a Chance at Immortality (Video) · · Score: 1

    Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
    Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
    Inigo Montoya: What's that?
    Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

  24. Re:refuse to pay? on Security Researcher Makes His Point By Hacking Into Zuckerberg's Facebook Page · · Score: 1

    Why piss off everybody who might help you?

    Why not crush everybody who might embarrass you?

    Or, as another sharp analyst put it:

    Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved? It may be answered that one should wish to be both, but, because it is difficult to unite them in one person, is much safer to be feared than loved, when, of the two, either must be dispensed with.

    In context, that means that if you can make people afraid of trying to hack you, you don't need their respect (or actual competence on your part) to avoid being hacked. Once you've fully domesticated the sheep, you can expect that they won't test their fences any more.

    Of course, this strategy is pre-ordained to fail: the psychology of black-hat is full of a kind of irrational sense of invincibility. Like many other sociopaths, they're always the ones most surprised when they're busted. So the lessons of fear are lost on them. But it certainly seems cheaper to the service provider than actually hardening and resolving exploitable holes.

  25. Re:harden the fuck up on Biggest Headache For Game Developers: Abusive Fans · · Score: 1

    Yes. A fine example of the "courage of his convictions."

    Of course, the further irony is that neither of us are posting here under anything resembling a real name.

    Anonymity is hard. And also, as Douglas Adams* once said, summarizing his summary of a summary: "People are a problem."

    *Assuming that was his real name.