I do not know what most men's reaction to a 300 pound gorilla having a crush on them would be. But I know William Shatner's. He learned sign language. And sign is not easy, either, it is a whole language just on its own. But William Shatner learned it. And met with Koko. Got in a room with a 300 pound girl gorilla who had a crush on him -- so he could let her down easy. He signed "I love you, Koko" three times and she reached out and grabbed him by the balls.
William Shatner heard about it. Heard about how Koko had this big crush on him and would not even talk to boy gorillas because she was crushy on William Shatner...
Okay. William Shatner was married and also not a gorilla so that was a problem. But Koko liked William Shatner and that was that, it was William Shatner or no one for her so there went the "let's breed Koko" plan. And it could have ended right there. Could have, but didn't. Because --
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I do not know what most men's reaction to a 300 pound gorilla having a crush on them would be. But I know William Shatner's. He learned sign language. And sign is not easy, either, it is a whole language just on its own. But William Shatner learned it. And met with Koko. Got in a room with a 300 pound girl gorilla who had a crush on him -- so he could let her down easy. He signed "I love you, Koko" three times and she reached out and grabbed him by the balls.
William Shatner heard about it. Heard about how Koko had this big crush on him and would not even talk to boy gorillas because she was crushy on William Shatner...
Okay. William Shatner was married and also not a gorilla so that was a problem. But Koko liked William Shatner and that was that, it was William Shatner or no one for her so there went the "let's breed Koko" plan. And it could have ended right there. Could have, but didn't. Because --
After you told Koko you loved her several times, using that "simple actor's trick", she reached out and grabbed your balls. Did you feel rejected?