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Ask William Shatner

At long last William Shatner has volunteered himself to be strapped into the Slashdot Interviewee Victim Chair. You know the gig: Post your questions for the man, the moderators do their thing, and in a week or so we post the answers. So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!

1,074 comments

  1. Dr. Mr. Shatner by xmutex · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Do you really think anyone cares any more?

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    1. Re:Dr. Mr. Shatner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes

    2. Re:Dr. Mr. Shatner by LordKariya · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You've been involved in numerous high-profile animated series (from Star Trek:TAS to Futurama and Family Guy). How does work on shows like these compare to live-action acting for someone as well-known as yourself ?

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    3. Re:Dr. Mr. Shatner by KBlay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What acting oppurtunities have you turned down that you now regret?

    4. Re:Dr. Mr. Shatner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you bang Heather Locklear?

    5. Re:Dr. Mr. Shatner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But how does work on those high profile shows compare to the low-budget 1965 horror movie called "Incubus" which you did...like how difficult was it memorizing the lines for your role considering it's the only film *ever* made in esperanto?

      -sparky the wonder dog

  2. Ok, most important questions first? by TitusC3v5 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Who are you and what ahve you done with CowboyNeal? :-)

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    1. Re:Ok, most important questions first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse, is that *really* you on
      http://www.trek-nude.com/

      I don't even want to look...

  3. How did it feel going out like a chump in ST? by Viewsonic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Bleh. Talk about worst-movie-ever...Ruined the series for me.

    1. Re:How did it feel going out like a chump in ST? by Dionysus · · Score: 1

      Apparently he didn't like it much, since he wrote two books were Kirk gets reanimated/brought back to life, and kicks some serious Borg ass.

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      Je ne parle pas francais.
  4. On Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you host the movies, what's that bartender really like? He seems pretty cool on TV, but I get the feeling he's a real jerk off camera. Am I right?

    P.S. I loved Tek War!

    1. Re:On Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Shatner,

      What do you think about Warp 11, the Star Trek band and the song "Shatner" (available on MP3 on the site Warp11.com)?

    2. Re:On Sci-Fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Shatner,

      What do you think about Electronic Voice Phenomenon, the novelty band and the song "Kaptin Kirk" (as played on Dr. Demento's show)?

      "Is that... NANCY, Bones?!?" :D

  5. MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by fataugie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where did you go to school for acting?

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    WTF? Over?

    1. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by fataugie · · Score: 1

      Troll? I kinda thought it was funny. I am actually a fan (sort of) of his Iron Chef USA, Miss Congineality (sp?) roles, as well as of course setting the tone for Captains everywhere (where else could diplomicy be accomplished with a phaser and a smirk?).

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      WTF? Over?

    2. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by DesScorp · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, he spent a great deal of time at the Toronto Shakespeare Company. He was Christopher Plummer's understudy in fact. All joking aside, Shatner was considered a hot property at that time. His first big break was when Plummer was sick one night, and he had to do the Hamlet role. Audiences said he was magnificent. Serious roles like The Brothers Karamazov followed. He was nabbed for Star Trek because of his classical theater rep, and if you've ever watched the old episodes, some of his performances were damn good. He's went the Leslie Nielson route now, and doing a lot of comedy, but drama was originally his forte.

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    3. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by Oopsz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, Mr. Shatner graduated from montreal's prestigious McGill University in 1952. Although enrolled as a Management student, he spent a lot of time in the theatre, being a member of the Red and White Revue, the Player's Drama Club and the Radio Workshop. In a historic 1993 referendum, the students of McGill voted to name their student union building the William Shatner building, and on a 1999 visit to the university, Mr. Shatner was heard to say that all his experience at McGill taught him "the joy of entertaining, the mechanics of production, how to have empathy to fear and how to enjoy and appreciate talent. It's not difficult to be a failure...[The] extraordinary feeling of success is much more rare than failure."

      Oddly enough, after graduating with a BCom, his first job was at a summer theatre-- not as an actor, but as a bookkeeper...

    4. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by OmegaGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Actually, he spent a great deal of time at the Toronto Shakespeare Company ..." I had always heard that his time was at Stratford, which is not too far from Toronto. He was, in his time there, considered to be one of the great stars of the Stratford festival. If you watch his acting, it may look overstated and comical on television or in movies, but the way he delivers dialog is perfect for the characters he played in Shakespeare's plays. His Marc Antony was reputed to be spectacular. It might not work as T.J. Hooker, but try his stereotypical cadence with Marc Antony's eulogy: "Friends ... Romans ... Countrymen - lend me your ears." Ooooo, don't it just give you chills.

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      Even heroes have the right to dream
    5. Re:MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! by DesScorp · · Score: 2

      I stand corrected. It was indeed the Stratford Company he was a part of, NEAR Toronto. Thanks for the info....

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      Life is hard, and the world is cruel
  6. And don't forget... by Kierthos · · Score: 0, Redundant

    the star of that oh-so-easily forgettable show "Star Trek".

    Kierthos

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    Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
    1. Re:And don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where is the -1 Obvious mod when you need it? (It was obviously a joke.

      That said. I'm Done.

  7. Are you Star Wars Fan? by bsharitt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Do you like the Star Wars movies?

  8. Speech by TiMac · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why...do...you...talk...so.........slowly?

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    1. Re:Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      He once said on Letterman:

      "Because I...can't remember....my....lines..."

    2. Re:Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He explained once that since Star Trek scripts were being written while they were working on scenes, they rarely had time to memorize them, and that was him trying to remember the lines.

    3. Re:Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For him every word is its own sentence.

    4. Re:Speech by IndependentVik · · Score: 1

      I remember reading somewhere that the scripts for TOS were rarely on schedule and so Shatner didn't have enough time to memorize his lines properly. This resulted in the infamous "dramatic pause" while he tried to remember his next line. Can anyone confirm this?

      As an aside, I saw an old Alfred Hitchcock Presents the other day starring a young Shatner and he didn't really pause all that much.

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    5. Re:Speech by jhampson · · Score: 1

      I saw on tv that he was a Shakespearean-trained actor. He'd do Hamlet-in-the-park in SF or someplace. He saw Kirk as a Shakespearean character. (Tiberius: "et tu, Spock?")

    6. Re:Speech by matman · · Score: 2

      Mr. Shatner played in the Stratford Festival Theatre in Ontario Canada early in his career.

    7. Re:Speech by pete-classic · · Score: 2

      He doesn't speak slowly, he speaks haltinly.

      -Peter

    8. Re:Speech by brassman · · Score: 3, Informative
      About Stratford -- My ex's aunt saved a newspaper clipping from Mr. Shatner's "big break" in 1956(?) -- he took over the lead role in Henry V when Christopher Plummer was felled by a kidney stone. It was apparently quite a performance -- the dear lady described it movingly, including the part where the entire ensemble encircled him at the end, giving him their own standing ovation.

      So, Mr. Shatner, what's next? Should we assume it'll still be a few years before you're ready to take on Lear? How about Falstaff?

      --
      "Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing."
    9. Re:Speech by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 3, Funny

      >when Christopher Plummer was felled by a kidney stone
      I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at the way you phrased that.

    10. Re:Speech by runlvl0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Was there really something? On. The. Wing?

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      Carthago delenda est!
    11. Re:Speech by runlvl0 · · Score: 2

      And, in a related note, say "Who put the tribbles in the quatrotriticale, and what was in the wheat that kiiled them?" Three times fast.

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      Carthago delenda est!
    12. Re:Speech by Sir+Spank-o-tron · · Score: 1


      Well, I saw him on a really old 'The Fugitive' once, and he didn't pause that much, but David Janssen (the guy who played Richard Kimble), paused a whole heckuva lot.

      So my question for Mr Shatner is: Did you learn it from David Janssen ?

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      -- Spankmeister General
    13. Re:Speech by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 3, Funny

      And let's not forget the slowest speech ever on ST, in the first movie, when they are caught in the wormhole.
      Fi-re - Pho-ton - tor - pe -dos.
      Be-lay - that - or-der!
      and so on.
      Hoo boy was I grateful when they finally got to . . .
      Pho -ton - tor-pe-dos - - a - WAYYYY!

      My god. It's been twenty-two years and I'm *still* annoyed.
      Rustin

      --
      Data is the lever, rigor the fulcrum, brains the force that drives it all.
    14. Re:Speech by TiMac · · Score: 1
      Wow...I got modded down Troll and Offtopic...

      I don't see how it's either. It's certainly not offtopic...it's a valid question for William Shatner...and it's not trolling by any definition of "troll..."

      Granted...it may very well have been "Overrrated" but certainly not offtopic or troll. Sigh...Oh well :)

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  9. Who was that blonde? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Who was that blonde woman you were hangin out with on Larchmont Boulevard (Los Angeles) some weekend evening, back a couple of months? The 40-ish one, trying unsuccessfully to look like a 20-something sex kitten.

  10. Showtime by MyHair · · Score: 2

    LOL, I just saw Showtime on DVD last week. Not the best movie, but it was hilarious to see William Shatner try to give Robert Dinero advice on how to act like a cop.

    Can't wait to see the funny comments in this thread.

    1. Re:Showtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - Eddie Murphy and William Shatner giving Robert Fucking DeNiro acting lessons. Priceless.

      Almost as funny as Shatner sliding off the hood :)

  11. Trekkies by anthonyclark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr Shatner,

    What is the scariest experience you have ever had with one of your adoring fans?

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    ----- Documentation is worth it just to be able to answer all your mail with 'RTFM' - Alan Cox.
    1. Re:Trekkies by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      scariest experience you have ever had with one of your adoring fans?

      I don't know about danger, but they sure can get annoying.

      I was at a Trek convention once, and a pesky fan somehow got ahold of the microphone and kept saying, "Please please Mr. Shatner, my life dream is to have my picture taken with you, please please oh please fullfill my dream!"

      Shatner looked like he was thinking about it, then pointed to the autograph line and said, "No, I'm sorry, it would be unfair to these people who waited in line all this time." People then started shouting things at both the geek and Shatner things like, "Just do it and get it over with", and "Beam the f__ dweeb outta here!" and "skip the stun setting!".

      A bit later during another audience question, the person said, "You are my favorite captain. You are brave, you have big guts, uh, I mean lots of guts." Mr. Shatner was looking at his stomach and giving the guy a funny look. He was a good sport about it though. He seemed to enjoy playing along and getting into it, both praising the Trek series and telling about funny inside situations.

      People kept asking about books by other cast members who said bad things about him. He said something like, "I remembered that we mostly got along on the sets. I don't remember all those alleged battles in those books. I think they wrote them simply to sell books and make money. That is the only explanation I can think of that could explain our different memories of the studio times."

      He expressed dissapointment that the top effects studio went on strike during the filming of "Final Frontier". He felt it would have done better at the box office if they had full effects. Hmmmm. Perhaps they can re-release it and edit in better effects, like Lucas did to Star Wars. Should I ask him if that has ever been considered?

    2. Re:Trekkies by Gary · · Score: 2, Funny

      He expressed dissapointment that the top effects studio went on strike during the filming of "Final Frontier". He felt it would have done better at the box office if they had full effects. Hmmmm. Perhaps they can re-release it and edit in better effects, like Lucas did to Star Wars. Should I ask him if that has ever been considered?

      At the same time ask him if he can have it completely rewritten and redone with a new director. That *might* actually improve the movie.

      G.

    3. Re:Trekkies by adamjaskie · · Score: 2

      LOL Final Frontier. Easily one of the WORST movies I have ever seen. "I believe we are required to engage in a ritual known as 'sing along'" lol

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      /usr/games/fortune
    4. Re:Trekkies by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 3, Funny

      Mr Shatner,

      What is the scariest experience you have ever had with one of your adoring fans?


      Not counting some of these questions...

    5. Re:Trekkies by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      At the same time ask him if he can have it completely rewritten and redone with a new director. That *might* actually improve the movie.

      I actually enjoyed it. The concept of going to the center of the galaxy to see if God (or whatnot) is there is a cool idea IMO. "But why would God need a spaceship?" was part of a classic dialog. I agree the affects could have been better to make God seem more omnipotent. They should have waited out the effects strike IMO.

    6. Re:Trekkies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would God need a flying saucer?
      I dunno, why would he show up in one in The Bible? (Ezekiel...)

    7. Re:Trekkies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would God need a flying saucer? I dunno, why would he show up in one in The Bible? (Ezekiel...)

      That was a "lessor angle". They have less superpower privilages than full gods.

    8. Re:Trekkies by fldvm · · Score: 1
      A friend (6'3" and a little over weight) is the kind of guy that is always stopped and searched buy security (even before 9/11) because he looks like trouble, (in reality he is a gentle giant), Anyway he was on a plane from Kentucky to Florida with Mr Shatner and after the plane took off he walked up to Shatner and asked him to sign his barf bag. Mr Shatner who rarely does autographs for free, took one look at my friend and decided it was easier to just sign the bag.

      He keeps the barf bag in a framed star trek movie poster.

    9. Re:Trekkies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I felt like ST5 was a very engaging movie, up to the point where the visit to the "God Planet" was underway. It kind of degenerated after that, enough so that it earned its place in the pantheon of odd-number ST films.

      By the time Kirk finally said "What..does...God...needwithaspaceship??" half the audience was already wondering the same thing. The story should have gone back for some tweaking.

  12. How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You appear to have a healthy level of distain for "Trekkies" who become obsessed with the series. Where does this stem from, and what would you recommend that these people do instead.

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
    1. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by viper21 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He would probably rate them:

      -1 : Troll

      -S

    2. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      You appear to have a healthy level of distain for "Trekkies" who become obsessed with the series. Where does this stem from, and what would you recommend that these people do instead.
      I think the proper question ought to be: "What would you recomment to do to these people instead".
    3. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "...Trekkies" who become obsessed with the series.....what would you recommend that these people do instead.

      Simple:

      Take a long nap in a Photon Torpedo right before battle.

    4. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by ThenAgain · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have you every gotten into trouble for open distain for crazed fans (like the Saturday Night Live convention skit)?

    5. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by HackHackBoom · · Score: 1

      He wrote a book called Trekies and contrary to popular belief he doesnt have all that much disdain.

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      "It's not stealing if you don't get caught!"

    6. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by duck_prime · · Score: 5, Funny
      You appear to have a healthy level of distain for "Trekkies" who become obsessed with the series. Where does this stem from, and what would you recommend that these people do instead.
      Er ... install Linux? ;)
    7. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by Punk+Walrus · · Score: 1
      The sad thing, I have seen Trekkies who think this is a "funny skit." That's not sad in itself, not even when they show it over and over and over again on some blooper tape. But what gets me as sad, is the people who analyze it the same way an art professor might try and interpret some impressionism (that is, like they often interpret Trek episodes themselves).
      "You can tell this is where Dan Carvey forgot his line, and was trying to ad lib because Shatner was late picking up the episode number response..."
      "Ha ha ha! Yeoman Rand's cabin was NOT Y290! What *idiots!* Did anyone do, like, script research??? [nervous, frustrated laugh] Like, Hel-LO?"

      Those people are truly sad, because they are so deep into the analysis, they don't see the irony *of* the analysis...

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      Trekkiediskaphobia - The fear of 13 Trekkies quoting episode numbers

    8. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by Aexia · · Score: 2, Funny

      He would probably rate them:

      -1 : Troll


      Wouldn't it be:

      Minus! .... One. Troll.

    9. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nahh the fanatical trek fans probably use AoL.

    10. Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? by yoinkslap · · Score: 0

      Er ... install Linux? ;)

      thats probably actually a by product of the whole trek saga.

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  13. Settle it once and for all! by breon.halling · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you think you take Patrick Stewart in a fight? =)

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    1. Re:Settle it once and for all! by ryants · · Score: 2
      Corollary:

      What do you think of this widely reported quote:

      No, but he certainly could kick the shit out of Captain Kirk. And you may quote me.
      Patrick Stewart, on whether Professor X from X-Men could kick Capt. Picard's ass.
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      Ryan T. Sammartino
      "Ancora imparo"

    2. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I think they had to split up Kirk into two characters in TNG. Picard took the leadership/philosopher role and Ryker took the tough guy/lover role.

      Kirk was just too much man for one other character to play.

    3. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ob. Simpsons' reference:

      Marge: [hearing modem noises] Ooh, what's wrong with this phone? it's
      making crazy noises.
      Nerd 2: [contemptuously] Those "crazy noises" are computer signals.
      Nerd 3: Yeah. Some guys at MIT are sending us reasons why Captain
      Picard is better than Captain Kirk.
      Nerd 1: Hah! They're outta their minds.

    4. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can that tiny Vulcan mouth hold that much dick?

    6. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Deth_Master · · Score: 1

      But you have to make sure the internet is thinking correctly....

      "Patrick Stewart" and "William Shatner"

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    7. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Rhonwyn · · Score: 1

      More realisticly, who would get the girl, Kirk or Reiker?

    8. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      Data, of course! After banging Lt. Yar, he's the Alpha male of ST forever.

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      That was classic intercourse!
    9. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He answered "Yes" to that on Jay Leno years ago...

    10. Re:Settle it once and for all! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct the "P" in the above link and you get more than zero hits for "patrick Stewart"

  14. Mancow (in Chicago) by krashish · · Score: 0

    So what do you really think of Mancow? I bet you could kick his ass, just like you did in the painball fight.

  15. question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mr. Shatner, do you ever participate in sexual role playing with your wife, with you as James T. Kirk or T.J. Hooker? What roles does your wife play?

    1. Re:question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His wife died mysteriously in a pool accident...

      That's what *I* wanna know!

    2. Re:question by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Was there ever a scene on TJ where you were on vice patrol, and your partner got to say over the radio, "Hooker hooked a hooker!"
      ?

    3. Re:question by Malc · · Score: 1

      To boldly go where no man has been before...

    4. Re:question by cpthowdy · · Score: 1

      Never mind that the poor guy's wife drowned in their pool a while back, you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He killed his wife, idiot. Drowned her in a pool.

    6. Re:question by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't think he did - or he'd probably be in jail right now...

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    7. Re:question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      was she drunk?

      pushed?

      HELD UNDER??

      brick 'round the neck?

    8. Re:question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what, you mean with all the other murdering criminals like OJ Simpson, George W Bush and Henry Kissinger?

    9. Re:question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recall Kissinger actually doing any killing. He just advised a great many POTUSes of when it would be politically expedient to do so.

      Admittedly, it's a fine line...

    10. Re:question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> His wife died mysteriously in a pool accident...

      s/mysteriously/drunk

  16. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wil Wheaton asks William Shatner questions on SLASHDOT?! It'd be like... Slashdot: Generations! My head might explode!

    1. Re:What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My head might explode!

      It may have already. ;-)

    2. Re:What if... by eclectus · · Score: 1

      Wil Wheaton asks William Shatner questions on SLASHDOT?!

      hmmmm, posted by anon. coward. Wil, at least have the balls to post it under your own name...

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  17. The Transformed Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd love to hear William talk about the Transformed Man LP. How seriously did you take the project at the time, and how do you feel about the way it's metamorphosed into a camp classic?

    1. Re:The Transformed Man by jejones · · Score: 2

      I actually have a copy of Marshak and Culbreath's biography of Shatner, titled Shatner: Where No Man..., and one of the truly scary parts of it is the section where he lets M&C listen to portions of The Transformed Man, and they praise it unreservedly and without irony.

    2. Re:The Transformed Man by cluke · · Score: 2

      The Transformed Man, you say?

      I do belive this is a good time to plug my site.

  18. How do you feel... by KirkH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...about being reponsible for the nickname 'captain' being given to all of us named Kirk in real life?

    1. Re:How do you feel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like the writers' faults.

    2. Re:How do you feel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen Brutha.... KirkJ

    3. Re:How do you feel... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

      Oh. My. God. I'm not the only one who's had to endure "Aye-aye, Cap'n!" every time I'd ask somebody to do something? You don't know how much that means to me. :)

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    4. Re:How do you feel... by ScannerBoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      My mother admits naming me Kirk after your character.

      Acording to her, I was really only an hours worth of pain medication from being named Spock.

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      --Should work--
    5. Re:How do you feel... by G-funk · · Score: 2


      So this is what it sounds like when doves cry.
      </milhouse>

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      Send lawyers, guns, and money!
    6. Re:How do you feel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think you have it bad? My name is Tiberius.

  19. Gotta ask by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who bagged more babes in the 60's, you or Roddenberry?

    1. Re:Gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shatner I'm sure, Roddenberry was gay.

    2. Re:Gotta ask by equiraptor · · Score: 1

      It was all Nimoy... Spock just sweeps us off our feet...

    3. Re:Gotta ask by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

      A simple counting wouldn't show who's the bigger stud. I mean, a green alien chick is probably worth 5 or 6 human chicks ...

      GMD

    4. Re:Gotta ask by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 2

      Ummm. That would be Jeffrey Hunter, not Shatner. The green alien chick was one of the ways that Vena appeared to Capt. Pike.

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      This is America, damnit. Speak Spanish!
    5. Re:Gotta ask by LintMan · · Score: 1

      If Roddenberry was gay, he sure had a funny way of showing it, being married to Majel Barrett and all...

    6. Re:Gotta ask by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

      You forget the green alien chick in that episode on the penal planet. She tried to skewer Kirk because she had to "Kill her lover".

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      Codifex Maximus ~ In search of... a shorter sig.
    7. Re:Gotta ask by xenofalcon · · Score: 1

      Now my memory may be a bit hazy, 'cause it was a long time ago, but I don't recall Roddenberry getting women in any of the episodes.

    8. Re:Gotta ask by pmancini · · Score: 1

      How bagged more Moon Mistresses? You or Hugh Heffner?

    9. Re:Gotta ask by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Having the Enterprise's computer voice nag you to take out the trash must have been hilarious.

      In TNG, did they ever mention why Troi's mom had the same voice as the computer?

      -B

    10. Re:Gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully someone will ask the obligatory Angie Dickenson question.. although she's probably getting up there in age now, that woman absolutely oozed sexuality.. nice standard equipment package too, seemingly :-) Shatner, if you're out there, trolling thru these messages.. get off the preprocessed foods and sugar brother! Spok'll tell, those are bad juju. And also, see if you can wield some of your influence to turn back some of the attacks on our Constitution, like a good American would!

    11. Re:Gotta ask by Banjonardo · · Score: 2
      *cough* Get a life! *cough*

      :-) You know, the Shatner book?

      --

      -----

      Score 3? For what? Being wrong, at length? - smirkleton

    12. Re:Gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a Canadian. He, like many of us, probably just sits back and shakes his head at the duplicity of a country who touts its freedoms to the world, yet denies or repeals those same freedoms domestically.

      American 'Freedom' is all about marketing: If you SAY it enough, it must be true. Just don't say so in any electronic communications to the states, now that the feds have unfettered rights to monitor electronic communications without warrant or even probable cause...

      Say, where is slashdot hosted, again? ... oops...

  20. The obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was the name of that sci-fi show you were on in the late 60's and do you think that it could've been popular if it had a more enthusiastic fanbase?

  21. Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you think the rest of the cast of Star Trek dislike you so much?

  22. "The Defenders" by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I (and my family) really thought you were good in "The Defenders." Any plans to revive it?

  23. cult vs. normal by tazochai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If Mr. Shatner had the choice, would he prefer to have his current acting status as a main character in a cult classic? Or would he rather have been a consistently good actor in "normal" tv-shows/movies/theatre?

    Has he started using pricelie.com YET?

    1. Re:cult vs. normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pricelie.com

      Was the pun intended?

    2. Re:cult vs. normal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously. The URL works and is redirected to priceliNe.com.

  24. Do they let you use... by scrod98 · · Score: 3, Funny

    the Priceline.com server? Judging from all those lights and monitors it must be wicked powerful!

    --
    LETS DECOMPOSE & ENJOY ASSEMBLING
  25. Two questions... by droopus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A) What was your personal favorite episode of the Original Star Trek series and why?

    B) What did you honestly think of TNG, not as as a tv property but as a continuation of the philosophy of your original series?

    --
    "The pie shall be cut in half and each man shall receive.....death. I'll eat the pie."
    1. Re:Two questions... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 5, Funny

      What was your personal favorite episode of the Original Star Trek series and why?

      Oh, please. He's probably been asked this question a billion times. He'll probably give you some bullsh*t answer just because he's sick of it.

      How about: What was your favourite T.J. Hooker episode, and why?

      (Yes... this is a joke.)

      --
      Accountability on the heads of the powerful.
      Power in the hands of the accountable.
    2. Re:Two questions... by droopus · · Score: 2

      Oh, please. He's probably been asked this question a billion times. He'll probably give you some bullsh*t answer just because he's sick of it.

      You'd think so, wouldn't you? But I searched and couldn't find an answer to that seemingly obvious question.

      Hey, I'm just interested, don't shoot me. 16 mods?

      --
      "The pie shall be cut in half and each man shall receive.....death. I'll eat the pie."
    3. Re:Two questions... by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2

      But I searched and couldn't find an answer to that seemingly obvious question.

      I tried Google with "william shatner favourite star trek episode" and there was one article (something like the eighth hit) where Shatner answered "City on the Edge of Forever."

      But I'm slightly suspicious of this answer (only slightly mind you) because that episode consistently comes near the top of all fan polls. So, he may be saying that just to please the crowd.

      Who knows?

      --
      Accountability on the heads of the powerful.
      Power in the hands of the accountable.
    4. Re:Two questions... by tlayne · · Score: 1

      Better yet: What was your favorite Twilight Zone and why was it the one where you saw a demon on the wing of the airplane?

      Terry Layne
      Portland, OR

      --
      Terry Layne
      Portland, OR
    5. Re:Two questions... by suss · · Score: 2

      What was your personal favorite episode of the Original Star Trek series and why?

      Oh, please. He's probably been asked this question a billion times. He'll probably give you some bullsh*t answer just because he's sick of it.


      Well, "Devil In The Dark" seems to be his favourite episode. I don't know how the original message got modded up so high, the question is rather redundant. Even a quick google search could give you this answer.

    6. Re:Two questions... by droopus · · Score: 2

      I wanted a definitive answer. You quoted one answer, DeadVulcan quoted another.

      And here's another.

      To be honest, I was more interested in the second question, which no one seems to have commented on, but to be truthful, it's not really that important. Why it got 19 mods is beyond me. B)

      --
      "The pie shall be cut in half and each man shall receive.....death. I'll eat the pie."
    7. Re:Two questions... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      one question per comment

      --
      Did you mount a military-grade, variable-focus MASER on an unlicensed artificial intelligence?
  26. What happened to all those tribbles?? by ledbetter · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you get to keep any tribbles? Or did they just burn them?

    1. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by dangerweasel · · Score: 0

      Didn't you watch the episode. they ate the bad grain and dies. My vote is for burned, as with all mass die-offs.

    2. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...except for the one that currently sits on top of his head.

    3. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by PunchMonkey · · Score: 2

      Did you get to keep any tribbles? Or did they just burn them?

      I wonder if we could transport them all to Afghanistan.....

      --
      I'll have something intelligent to add one of these days...
    4. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by CaseyB · · Score: 2

      Didn't you watch the episode? Only some of the tribbles died. The remaining thousands were beamed over to the Klingon starship by Scotty --"Where they'll be no Tr-r-ribble at all!".

    5. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, maybe Richard Gere has them.

    6. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

      In other words, they were eventually burned.

    7. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually...
      David Gerrold has one up on
      eBay

    8. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the question was supposed to be, what did the star trek production team do with the Tribble props used in the Tribble episode.

    9. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mr. checkov used them for gerbals

    10. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, actually, they multiplied and almost took over the Klingon homeworld. Ultimately, some enterprizing Klingon did some genetic engineering and created a "Glommer". The Glommer is a creature that sneeks up on tribbles, pounces and eats em. It has a voracious appetite.

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      Codifex Maximus ~ In search of... a shorter sig.
    11. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      They all went back to the "Toupe bin" where they came from.

    12. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by dangerweasel · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I had forgetten about that part, that crafty Kirk.

    13. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by bucephalis · · Score: 1

      I hesitate to admit I know this...
      The Klingons ended up up destroying the ship to get rid of the tribbles. (subtext to "the Klingon Gambit" TOS book.)

      Why thet didn't just open the ship to vacuum and get rid of the tribbles that way was never mentioned.

    14. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why, because you hate poor, oppressed people? asshole yankee scum.

    15. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2

      crafty Kirk? It wasn't even Kirk's idea. He didn't even know about it until after the fact. He had to yell at the crew to get them to tell him what happened to the tribbles.

    16. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by dangerweasel · · Score: 1

      You must keep your Star Trek compendium handy right next to your keyboard.

    17. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Didn't one moonlight as his hairpiece for a little while?

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    18. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they just wanted the watch it go boom....and then grunt for a while.

    19. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by kaoshin · · Score: 1

      I believe that was an option discussed on the enterprise bridge, but they figured it would be the humane thing to do, by giving them to the klingons. The klingons probably never would have thought of that though.

    20. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 2

      OMG -- someone moderated the parent post as "informative." That is just hilarious. Some moderator out there has an excellent sense of humor.

    21. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by adamjaskie · · Score: 2

      Kirk: Where are the tribbles?
      Scotty: Well, it was Spock's idea.
      Kirk: Spock; where are the tribbles?
      Spock: Well, it was Scotty who did the actual engineering.
      Kirk: WHERE ARE THE TRIBBLES?
      Scotty: I used the transporter sir.
      Kirk: WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!
      Scotty: (looks at Spock)
      Spock: (looks at Bones)
      Bones: (looks at Scotty)
      Kirk: Scotty, you didnt... beam them into space... did you?
      Scotty: No sir, thatd'd be inhuman!
      Kirk: WHERE ARE THE TRIBBLES?
      Scotty: I gave them a very good home sir.
      Kirk: WHERE?!@?!?!
      Scotty: I gave them to the Klingons sir
      Kirk: YOu WHAT?
      Scotty: I gave them to the Klingons. Right before they jumped into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where theyl be no trrrible at all.
      All: (laughing)

      Probly a bit inaccurite, as it is all from memory, but thats like the few minutes or so of the episode.

      --
      /usr/games/fortune
    22. Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      Someone stuck moters in them and sold them as Furbies!

  27. Priceline.com by Petronius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How many shares of Priceline.com do you own? Any comments on the whole dot-com thing?

    --
    there's no place like ~
    1. Re:Priceline.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aparently, he sold'em and later got some more, when the company was doing better....

  28. Do you take yourself seriously? by Ezubaric · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems that much of your fame today continues to be good-humored self-mockery: the Star Trek Futurama episode, playing yourself in Showtime, singing for Priceline. I'm sure this brings in the bucks, but what are you doing today that challenges you creatively and for which you would rather be remembered? Of what are you most proud? What have you done that's just for the money?

    --

    ----------
    I am an expert in electricity. My father held the chair of applied electricity at the state prision.
    1. Re:Do you take yourself seriously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Lets not forget the movie "Free Enterprise", which is a true insight to his madness.

  29. Overacting???? by shftleft · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Over the years, much parody has been made of your apparent "overacting" on the original Star Trek series. How do you feel about this, does it bother you?

    "Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner." --Fight Club

    --
    People who have witty things here blow.
    1. Re:Overacting???? by JTFritz · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "Shatner, I'd fight William Shatner." --Fight Club

      Hey, speaking of this line from Fight Club, has Edward Norton or Brad Pitt challenged you to some sort of Celebrity Boxing type thing?

      If you were to go on Celebrity Boxing, who would you fight?

    2. Re:Overacting???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Overacting ??

      When did that happen ?

    3. Re:Overacting???? by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      You have to ask? He'd...fight the ....Evil Captain Kirk!

    4. Re:Overacting???? by EverDense · · Score: 1

      has Edward Norton or Brad Pitt challenged you to some sort of Celebrity Boxing type thing?

      What would say once you'd lost?

      --
      http://jesus.everdense.com/
    5. Re:Overacting???? by pmineiro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i saw an interview with jason alexander (george from seinfeld) once, who claimed that he was inspired by shatner's overemoting style. makes sense, considering his rendition of george.

      jason also made the point, which i agree with, that shatner's "over the top" style was a major factor in the success of the original series.

      -- p

  30. Enterprise IT policy by melonman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does Starship Command run Open Source? How about the Klingons? I think we need to know who we should be rooting for.

    --
    Virtually serving coffee
    1. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Starship Command? Starship?! It's Starfleet Command!

      And you have the nerve to post on Slashdot?

    2. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we need to know who we should be rooting for. Very nice double play on the word rooting there.

    3. Re:Enterprise IT policy by questionlp · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think we should be rooting the Borg and take them down, then we can open source the collective and their code. The Romulans can keep their closedness :)

      Oh... you meant rooting *for*... I'd say the Q Continuum!

    4. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 3, Funny


      Given how easy it is to take total control of the ship (at least in the following series, I haven't seen most of TOS) from any terminal I would say that it's pretty safe to say that they are using an MS derived system.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    5. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch Star Trek 2: Wrath of Kahn for why this happens. It was a great movie moment.

    6. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2


      I suppose that you are talking about the remote root backdoor when they drop the shields of Kahn's ship. If Kahn had upgraded the ship's computers to Linux (or HURD, version 1 just might be ready by then ;)) they would have had the opportunity to check for any such back door.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    7. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, all he had to do was change the password. So remember, when you take over a Starship, CHANGE THE PASSWORD FROM THE DEFAULT!

    8. Re:Enterprise IT policy by sckeener · · Score: 2

      Does Starship Command run Open Source? How about the Klingons? I think we need to know who we should be rooting for.

      I can't say for everyone, but Risa is open source.

      --
      "Only one thing, is impossible for god: to find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
    9. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

      I don't know... given how easy it was for anyone to do what they needed to do at any time from any access point on the ship, I would have to say it wasn't.

    10. Re:Enterprise IT policy by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      That's because due to increased competition from Linux MS will be forced to integrate X Window into
      Windows in the future. Hence, you can do anything from any access point on the ship in the least secure way possible.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  31. Was he a doctor . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    or a bricklayer?

    1. Re:Was he a doctor . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't get it.

  32. How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Will Wheaton has showed up on /. several times, and proved himself to be as geeky as any of the slashdot editorial staff.

    How much of a geek are you, Mr. Shater? Do you build your own PC from scratch and put Linux on it, or do you not even pay attention if your PC is Windows or Mac?

    1. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Col.+Panic · · Score: 2

      Actually I would like to know - "What kind of computer do you have?"

    2. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He owns a Northstar Horizon that still works. Douche bag! Geekier than thou!

    3. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Clearly he uses Windows. I've never seen good speech recognition software on Linux.

      "Computer, open priceline.com in Netscape."

      --

      "And like that ... he's gone."
    4. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr Shater? heh. rofl

    5. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by McQuaid · · Score: 1

      A vic-20 for sure.

    6. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Gamer, Christian, geek, writer--what am I, a contradiction?

      Nah.. You're not a contradiction. You're just a weak example of each stereotype you listed.
    7. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, this is sort of obvious... I *really* doubt he cares much if at all.

      The guy is 71 years old now. If he uses a computer, good for him... but building it from scratch? Are you daft?

    8. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Allaria · · Score: 1

      And I'm a girl + most of the above. So what does that make me?

      --
      If a and b in c, and a can create b, and a can create a, and b can create b, and b cannot create a, then a created c.
    9. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Yes, but any speech recognition software should be able to pick up what he is saying at the rate he talks.

    10. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by lbonser · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember reading something about the time Shatner's first TekWar novel came out that he wrote in long hand on yellow legal pads and had a secretary do his typing. I imagine he might have upgraded to a computer since, but I have a hard time believing that he spends much time at the keyboard.

    11. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by spongman · · Score: 2

      probably one with big, flashing, non-descript flashing panels and silly beeps.

    12. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you ignore Windows? It demands constant attention..

    13. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      ....or do you not even pay attention if your PC is Windows or Mac?

      Sheesh! It's OS/2 WARP

      --

      --

      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    14. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, Shatner's still using his trusty old Vic-20!

      http://www.superspoof.com/vic20/vic20.jpg

    15. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by HedRat · · Score: 1

      Are you still suffering from tinnitus? I seemed to have read that you were actively involved in research to help cure sufferers and if that's true, where does the research stand today?

    16. Re:How much of a Geek are you, anway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to this is, he's not. check out this review of his latest book:

      http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/books/11/19/review .shatner.tech/index.html

  33. how does it feel by digitalsushi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How does it feel knowing that you, amongst others, have helped to inspire four decades of technically minded people to apply themselves to bring some portion of reality to the fiction you have portrayed?

    --
    slashdot: where everyone yells sarcastic metaphors to themselves to understand the issue
    1. Re:how does it feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clarification:

      The line to ask Shatner questions is here ()

      Hope that clears things up.

  34. Getting a life... by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you said on episode #18739 of Saturday Night Live: 'Get a life ... will ya, people? I mean, for cryin' out loud, it's just a TV show.', were you really reprising 'Evil Kirk' as Phil Hartman's (RIP) character suggested or did your motivation run deeper than that, say to 'Amok Time' when you had to battle Spock? ;)

    --
    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    1. Re:Getting a life... by PunchMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      When you said on episode #18739 of Saturday Night Live: 'Get a life ... will ya, people? I mean, for cryin' out loud, it's just a TV show.', were you really reprising 'Evil Kirk' as Phil Hartman's (RIP) character suggested or did your motivation run deeper than that, say to 'Amok Time' when you had to battle Spock? ;)

      A wizard did it.

      --
      I'll have something intelligent to add one of these days...
    2. Re:Getting a life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brilliant. I LOVE it.

    3. Re:Getting a life... by spudnic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      > If violent games make kids violent, then why don't Tiger Woods video games make kids into ulti-million dollar golfers?

      Because violence doesn't take skill. And I bet a some kids will be tempted to try golf by playing the game.

      --
      load "linux",8,1
    4. Re:Getting a life... by PositiveGround · · Score: 1

      >A wizard did it.

      If I had mod points, I'd mod that up...
      Although I don't think anyone else got the obscure Simpsons reference.

      --
      When in doubt, f*ck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt!
    5. Re:Getting a life... by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      shatner's response :: *stabs you in the face*

      --

      This is my sig. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
    6. Re:Getting a life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Xena can't fly.

      I told you, I'm not Xena...

    7. Re:Getting a life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pffft. I got it. There are more simpsons fanatics around than you think!

    8. Re:Getting a life... by dpol · · Score: 1

      The really sad thing about this Simpsons joke is... that I actually get it! I need to get out more...

      --
      -- David Polberger Computer Science major, University of Lund, Sweden
    9. Re:Getting a life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, get over yourself. I don't think there was anyone here that didn't get it....

  35. Why? by kaosrain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner: What made you finally decide to allow us to question you?

    1. Re:Why? by sporty · · Score: 2

      Masochism :)

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      -
      ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only

    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is just gonna feed the questions into the priceline.com supercomputer, much easier!

    3. Re:Why? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      A cut of the Dot Com Billion $$$ bandwagon of course.

      --

      It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  36. Hole in the CV by clickety6 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!

    So, Mr Shatner, did you ever feel like taking a role in, say, a sci-fi series?

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    ----------------------------------- My Other Sig Is Hilarious -----------------------------------
    1. Re:Hole in the CV by daeley · · Score: 2

      Shatner sci-fi show with cops, cooking, and Sandra Bullock? I'd watch! ;)

      --
      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
  37. Looking back over your career by Desmoden · · Score: 5, Interesting


    What work would you say you are most proud of? And then what do you wish you hadn't done or could redo?

    Des

    1. Re:Looking back over your career by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --What are some "Dream Goals" that you haven't reached yet or might never reach? Would you really like to take a ride into space?
      .

      --
      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  38. Now that you're dead... by bsharitt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since they've finally killed off Captain Kirk, how do feel about not really being able to be part of any new Star Trek movies?

    1. Re:Now that you're dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      simple... time travel

  39. What ST captain would look best by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

    when bare-chested?

    Kirk
    Pickard
    Sisco
    Janeway
    Archer

    --
    We do not live in the 21st century. We live in the 20 second century.
    1. Re:What ST captain would look best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what sucks is I cant honestly say Janeway!

      I say the ORIGINAL dax!

    2. Re:What ST captain would look best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      SEVEN OF NINE!

      Ok, so not a captain, but come on, 7 of 9 barechested, do we really care if she's a captain?

    3. Re:What ST captain would look best by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 3, Funny

      But dax wasnt captain. If we're going for non-captains to, T'Pol all the way.
      proof for any disbelievers

      --
      Pain lasts, kid. Its how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management-TheMaxx
    4. Re:What ST captain would look best by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Seeing as most /.ers are straight males, I bet the slashdot poll would say "Janeway".

      Shatner's answer would have to be either Kirk or Janeway.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    5. Re:What ST captain would look best by Tranvisor · · Score: 2

      The original Dax was 'acting captain' of the Defiant for like 5 episodes in the 6th season while Sisko was a assistant to an admiral. I think that counts if you ask me.

    6. Re:What ST captain would look best by fenix+down · · Score: 2

      You gotta be pretty damn straight to say that anyone looks better topless than Archer.

      ...

      Now, if you'll excuse me...

      Oh, Dr. Beckett, you're so dreamy...

    7. Re:What ST captain would look best by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Bah. I think 7 of 9 is the winner, hands-down.

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    8. Re:What ST captain would look best by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 2

      Seeing as most /.ers are straight males, I bet the slashdot poll would say "Janeway".
      For once, it sure as shootin' wouldn't be "Cowboy Neal".

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    9. Re:What ST captain would look best by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

      I'll say 7of9.

      All the ST women were hot. My favorite was Kira from ds9.

    10. Re:What ST captain would look best by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

      Kirk in his era had the chest that people seemed to like. small, bald.

      Picard in his era also has the chest folks seem to like. Hairy.

      Sisko I'm afraid was past his chestly prime. On spencer for hire maybe, but on DS9 he had put on the lb(age).

      Janeway never did it for me.

      Archer was of course a fine woman.

      If you lined them up Id have to go with Picard. Perhaps because it fit his personality so well.

  40. Why priceline? by sab39 · · Score: 2

    Why, oh why, advertise priceline, of all companies? That cost you a lot of respect in my eyes, at least.

    That and the, er, singing (for want of a better word).

    Stuart.

  41. Your input by los+furtive · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since Star Trek you've written a great deal of sci-fi novels. Did you have a leaning towards science fiction before your career as captain of the USS Enterprise? What are your most important sci-fi influences?

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    1. Re:Your input by aallan · · Score: 2

      Since Star Trek you've written a great deal of sci-fi novels...

      Shatner's book are ghost written...

      Al.
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  42. He's already answered the last part. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GET A LIFE!

  43. The new-guy-in-the-red-shirt formula by iamwoodyjones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously who's idea was it to come up with the new-guy-in-the-red-shirt dies every time you, Bones, and Spock went to the surface?

    Was it one of you guys or was it a writer? If so, which writer/writers was it?

    1. Re:The new-guy-in-the-red-shirt formula by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Seriously who's idea was it to come up with the new-guy-in-the-red-shirt dies every time you, Bones, and Spock went to the surface?

      What are the alternatives? Change shirt colors?

    2. Re:The new-guy-in-the-red-shirt formula by SkipChaser · · Score: 1

      new-guy-in-the-red-shirt = phaserfodder

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  44. Music Career by MyHair · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you planning on releasing any new songs soon?

    (Anyone ever heard him sing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?)

    1. Re:Music Career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As said by Comic Book Guy (as The Collector), on the Simpson's
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    2. Re:Music Career by Triv · · Score: 3, Informative

      he guest-starred on an album released with Ben Folds called "Fear of Pop" a few years ago - it's really friggin' good. Check it here.

    3. Re:Music Career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arrrrgggghhh!!! Don't remind me!!!

      It hurts the ears.

    4. Re:Music Career by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Arrrrgggghhh!!! Don't remind me!!! It hurts the ears.

      And you thought Volcans were born that way

    5. Re:Music Career by pyser · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Ben Folds -- How was it being onstage with Ben and Fleming McWilliams at the Hollywood show last week? Would you consider going on tour with Ben?

    6. Re:Music Career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and would you have to be stoned to sing ?
      I mean c'mon... Lucy in the sky with Diamonds. You *had* to be stoned to sing that rendition.

    7. Re:Music Career by quantaman · · Score: 2

      The scrary part with that CD was when I suddenly realized I was when I realized how much I was enjoying it!

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  45. Niche Popularity and Affliction by kenp2002 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    2 Part question really, with a renewed popularity and, from what I gather, a content life, how has you affliction (I have forgotten the name) that causes the ringing in your ears been? I had heard that stress can cause it to act up. As of late has presence of the ailment been reduced or eliminated?

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    1. Re:Niche Popularity and Affliction by a_magumba · · Score: 1

      It's called tinnitus. More information can be found here and here.

    2. Re:Niche Popularity and Affliction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Tinnitus (emphasis on first syllable)

  46. Esperanto? by xyzzy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did you really learn Esperanto for your role in "Incubus"? If so, do you still speak it?

    1. Re:Esperanto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt he "really" learned Esperanto. And considering how long ago this movie was filmed (40 years ago), the actual usefulness of the language, and the fact that William Shatner actually has a life, I'd say it's pretty damn doubtful that he can remember any Esperanto (if he ever _really_ knew any).

      I think it's interesting to ask him about that whole Esperanto movie experience in general... the whys and hows of it all, but it is just plain silly to focus the question on him truly being an Esperanto enthusiast... the only part surrounding the movie that I think is easy to guess.

    2. Re:Esperanto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't -- read in an interview somewhere that he learned his lines phonetically.

    3. Re:Esperanto? by coljac · · Score: 2

      Good question, but I know enough Esperanto to tell that he (and the others) were faking it. It gave the movie a great, eerie quality, though. And the goat-demon sex scene was a nice touch.

      Mi parolas (aux lernadas) Esperanton, kaj mi scias, ke lian Esperanto estas ne tre bona. Sed gxi estas bona filmo.

      -Coljac

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    4. Re:Esperanto? by vashti · · Score: 1

      Mi parolas (aux lernadas) Esperanton, kaj mi scias, ke lian Esperanto estas ne tre bona. Sed gxi estas bona filmo.

      "I hope when you come the weather will be clement"?

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    5. Re:Esperanto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to purchase that orange inflatable beachball, and that small bucket and spade!

      Smeghead.

      Still waiting for the 9.

      Cheers,
      The Coward.

  47. I can answer that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not because I watch or anything, uh... anyway...

    Wife plays Orion Slave Girl (with paint of course), or Officier Stacy Sheridan. What's really wacky is when Capt. Kirk meets Stacy, or T.J. Hooker meets the slave girl!

  48. Priceline by ISPTech · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you find the priceline commercials that you do just as annoying as we do? ;-)

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  49. Mr. Shatner.. by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    ..how was the green chick?

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    1. Re:Mr. Shatner.. by DeltaSigma · · Score: 2

      Ha, yeah... ... ...wait, which one?

    2. Re:Mr. Shatner.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um.. I think you'd have to ask Capt. Pike on that one, but I'll bet his answer would be...BEEP!BEEP!

    3. Re:Mr. Shatner.. by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Let Spock handle it...

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    4. Re:Mr. Shatner.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Captain Pike and Ellen Feiss could hook up.

  50. Fandom by cisko · · Score: 1

    What's the most unusual (hopefully amusing and not dangerous) encounter you've had with a fan?

  51. If you weren't part of Star Trek... by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 5, Interesting

    how do you think your career would have been different? (Not that the career that you have is bad in any way, just curious what you were gunning for originally.)

  52. Shakesperian Influences? by sampson7 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    We all know you started out as a Shakesperian actor, and I wonder what you learned from those rolls that you later applied in your science fiction career? What do you think of Shakespeare's place in the acting canon? Do you still stage act?

    1. Re:Shakesperian Influences? by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

      Of course, one of the best questions around and it stays modded down because it's not 'geeky' enough. I had this same question and was delighted to find it posted.. Personally, I'd love for W.S. to get back to the stage and do more Shakespeare. Perhaps he and Patrick Stewart could start a trend (old SciFi'rs return to their beginnings..)

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    2. Re:Shakesperian Influences? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that... He must have been the inspiration for an episode of "Frasier" in which Frasier and Niles find some Shakespearean actor they both revered during childhood. He (the actor) was signing autographs at some sci-fi convention, having spent too many years on some low rent TV sci-fi series... and the brothers proceed to set the actor up for a one act play, a role the actor overacts in every ghastly way possible.

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    3. Re:Shakesperian Influences? by Xzisted · · Score: 1

      Are you still trying to get that musical version of Julius Caesar off the ground?

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    4. Re:Shakesperian Influences? by McSpew · · Score: 2

      And do you still like Sharon Stone as Calpernia?

    5. Re:Shakesperian Influences? by EngMedic · · Score: 1

      wasn't that patrick stewart? or did both stewart and shatner train as shakesperian actors before star trek - and if so... wierd...

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  53. William Shatner ... by halftrack · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who are you, really?

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    1. Re:William Shatner ... by Huogo · · Score: 1

      Really? He is just a figure of your imagination.

  54. Endorsement money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PLEASE tell me you got cash instead of Priceline.com options?!?!?!?!?!?

  55. Incubus and Esperanto by sciuro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hi:

    I'm interested in an early film you were in, called Incubus, in which all the dialogue was in Esperanto.

    Did you have to learn any Esperanto for this? If so, how much did you learn and do you still remember any? If not, were any of the actors speakers of language, or was most of it receited by heart from the sounds?



    1. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by Captain+Rotundo · · Score: 1

      Most of the dialog in Incubus is very poorly pronounced. Some say shatner made the esperanto very french-canadianish. I am no esperanto expert, but I have heard that the filmakers even refused coaches from the north american esperanto league, deciding to figure it out for themselves. I can say that even for an esperanto beginner like myself the poor pronounciation is quite obvious. Butthis isn't a knock against shatner, I suspect any actor speaking a foreign language he/she doesn't know is only as good as thier dialog coaches.

    2. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by Schnapple · · Score: 2

      Actually, The Daily Show ran a piece on Esperanto and the (small) group of people who still study Esperanto and want it to replace, well, everything. They interviewed Shatner for this and IIRC he still knew some Esperanto.

    3. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in an early film you were in, called Incubus, in which all the dialogue was in Esperanto.

      Was his Esperanto like his English?
      Es...per...an...to :-)

    4. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by dagoalieman · · Score: 2

      From what I recall, seeing a TV interview of him once, he actually knows Esperanto pretty well- I remember him saying something in Esperanto for the interview. It was like 2 or 3 years ago. Anyone remember what I'm talking about? I really don't recall what station/show/etc...

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    5. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      the (small) group of people who still study Esperanto

      One fairly well regarded count of speakers of world languages came up with two million speakers of Esperanto. The 1997 World Congress had 45,000 visitors. The word "small" seems unfair.

      want it to replace, well, everything.

      That was never the goal for Esperanto. It's an auxilary language, not a primary one, meant to supplement native languages, not replace them.

      From everything I've read, Incubus is almost impossible to understand, because the actors have such thick Californian accents. How much Esperanto did Shatner know? I could probably speak some random Esperanto and German if John Stewart asked me to, but I certainly don't know enough to be of much use.

    6. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      Was his Esperanto like his English?
      Es...per...an...to :-)


      Yes. It was less obvious, given the more surreal environment of Incubus.

    7. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      The word "small" seems unfair.

      Two million Esperanto speakers on a planet of roughly seven billion means that it's something like .29% of the world's population. The word "small" seems perfectly fair when the competition is Hindi, Mandarin, French, English, or Spanish.

      From everything I've read, Incubus is almost impossible to understand, because the actors have such thick Californian accents.

      If Esperanto's goal was to be a supplementary language, shouldn't it have been designed in such a way that the speaker's accent doesn't confuse meaning? The Korean woman at the tailor shop where I used to get my uniforms worked on has an accent thicker than pitch when she speaks English, but I could still understand her. I'm not asking to be a jerk or anything; I'm really curious why a language that was supposed to be the "wave of the future" wouldn't have figured a way to route around accent issues.

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    8. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      The word "small" seems perfectly fair when the competition is Hindi, Mandarin, French, English, or Spanish.

      You said "small group of people", so we aren't talking about a language, we're talking about a movement. Name a cause with two million people who have spend a hundred hours of their life on it. There probably aren't two million people who know what the DCMA is, much less are willing to spend a lot of time on it. Does that make the movement against the DCMA infinitesimal?

      The Korean woman at the tailor shop where I used to get my uniforms worked on has an accent thicker than pitch when she speaks English

      But she spent more than two weeks learning the language, and spent time talking to actual speakers in actual situations, unlike the actors in Incubus.

      I'm really curious why a language that was supposed to be the "wave of the future" wouldn't have figured a way to route around accent issues.


      Because the science of phonetics was not well developed when Esperanto was created. Because even now, it's a hard problem, and solving it has negative side effects elsewhere.

      Accents will exist whenever two people pronounce something differently. Any language with enough sounds and complex ways of putting those sounds together will have sounds and combininations of sounds that are hard for speakers who didn't grow up with the language, and someone will tend to pronunce things the way they're pronunced his native language if not careful.

      The solution may seem to be going with a smaller set of sounds. This won't completely solve the issue - sanol and zemur may have equivelent sounds and hence be the same word, but an English student will have a hard time understanding someone who chose the other alternative. You lose the ability to adopt words from other languages without mangling them beyond recognition. Languages with few sounds tend to be verbose by necessity; to counteract that, speakers tend to elide whatever can be left to context, making things more ambigious, which is not a good feature for a universal language.

      So you're left trying to pick a set of sounds that everyone can learn easily, but is large enough to discourage verbosity and ambiguity. Esperanto has quite possibly too large a set of sounds, but gains the ability to adopt many words faithfully, and to communicate much in a few short words.

    9. Re:Incubus and Esperanto by Kiwi · · Score: 2
      [Esperanto advocates] want it to replace, well, everything.

      Actually, the thinking behind Esperanto makes a lot of sense to anyone who has had to learn English as a second language in order to engage in international communication. English literally has over 1000 years of cruft in it (swim/swam/swum instead of swim/swimmed, behead instead of unhead, through instead of thru, etc.)

      Disclaimer: I'm a native English speaker learning to speak Spanish as a second language. I'm also studying linguistics.

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  56. Favorite Movie Roll by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have to say that my one of my favorite characters you've been was the villian in "Loaded Weapon." Of your many rolls, which was or which were some of the most fun or most satisfying? Do you have a particular genre (sci-fi, comedy, drama) that you most prefer?

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    1. Re:Favorite Movie Roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is "role" as in "He had a starring role in the movie." Roll is something you eat or do.

      Sorry, but I would think it to be embarrasing to get this mixed up. For the future, you know.

    2. Re:Favorite Movie Roll by evilpenguin · · Score: 2

      Obviously, his favorite rolls were the ones he was always doing over car hoods in the T.J. Hooker series! I don't have a clue what his favorite role might be...

    3. Re:Favorite Movie Roll by GnomeKing · · Score: 1

      Of your many rolls, which was or which were some of the most fun or most satisfying?

      My guess is that he'll answer a fresh bacon roll with ketchup

    4. Re:Favorite Movie Roll by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes I know... but when you're typing frantically so that your question doesn't end up 500 posts down, fingers work faster than my built-in grammar checker (and often my spell checker). I blame slashdot for a lack of an "edit" button ;)

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    5. Re:Favorite Movie Roll by duncangough · · Score: 0

      Cheese and onion, all the way..

  57. The Hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is it real, fake, transplanted?

  58. Honestly, what do you think? by 11thangel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What do you think of that T-Shirt on Wil Wheaton 's site, with the name tag, "Hello, my name is William Fucking Shatner".

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    1. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

      Actually it was changed to "William Farking Shatner". Additionally is looks like Wil Wheaton has removed the stuff he had up about why he didn't like William Shatner.

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    2. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the contrary, he only changed the text description. If you click zoom, you'll see the original text, with no kindergarten-friendliness, is still there. Link that might be dead to the image

    3. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 1

      This one looks like it still says it. You must not be looking at the image on the actual shirt.

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    4. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and seeing as how you are The Man, if you want one, you can have one. I'll even autograph it for you. ;-)

    5. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which brings up the next question:

      Would William Shatner appreciate a signed T-shirt from Wil Wheaton?

      Would Wil Wheaton appreciate a signed T-shirt from William Shatner?

      And if they were on Celebrety Boxing - who would win?

      This is what I think about when I'm home alone and the TV is broken.

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    6. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "Farking" is a reference to Fark.com and its strancge auto-comment-editing widget (fark, shiat, biatch, Attractive and successful African-American), not some self-censorship or the like.

    7. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by jck2000 · · Score: 1

      William F***ing Shatner

      I was walking in the center of town in Frankfurt, Germany today (geekily enough, going to a bookstore that carried English-language O'Reilly books, looking for the one on SVG), when I saw a guy that looked like WS -- the only thing I came up with saying to him (should he have proved to be WS) is "Hey man, you're William F***ing Shatner!"

      A week or so ago, while flipping channels with my 5-yr old daughter, I came across an original Star Trek episode, in which Kirk and Spock were talking -- it was definitely the first time in her life she had ever seen them.

    8. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wheaton strikes again!

    9. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
      I wonder if this trend will pass on to anyone in the Voyager crew...

      I can imagine Manu Intiraymi (Icheb) 10 years from now selling "I'm Patrick Fucking Stewart" Shirts on his website.

      Or if someone from Enterprise makes "I'm Jeri Fucking Ryan" shirts... If I ever stop browsing slashdot and get a girlfriend, I'll buy her one ;)

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    10. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      Another one:

      Does Shatner have a T-shirt that says "My name is Wil Fucking Wheaton"?

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    11. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      Forget Celebrity Boxing...

      what we need here is CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!

    12. Re:Honestly, what do you think? by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 2

      They'd sell a hell of a lot more, if it said

      "I'm Fucking Jeri Ryan"

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  59. intelligent life by smd4985 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    as a actor you portrayed the leader of a crew that got to do an AMAZING thing - explore the galaxy/universe for new forms of life. what are your views on intelligent life? do you think there is OTHER intelligent life in the galaxy/universe? do you think humanity will last long enough to ever be able to explore the galaxy/universe? if so, do you think the 'star trek' universe captures that process accurately?

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    1. Re:intelligent life by jaysones · · Score: 1
      "Ask poets about intelligent life on other planets?"

      What do you want, a limerick? "There once was a moonman from Nantucket..."

      That just doesn't make sense.

    2. Re:intelligent life by supergiovane · · Score: 1
      OTHER intelligent life??
      The exact question should be: Do you think there is ANY intelligent life in the galaxy/universe?

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    3. Re:intelligent life by pnatural · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm gonna get flamed for sounding like a big fat meanie for saying this but, come on! Shatner is an actor. Actors act, they don't know squat about science, foreign policy, or the price of tea in China. (for the most part, of course, please excuse my generalization).

      Granted, actors are people too *cough*, and they're entitled to their incorrect opinion just like the rest of us. But to ask them questions on subjects based on their acting resume is just plain foolish. Shatner doesn't have some keen insight into the nature of the Universe because he played a star ship captain.

    4. Re:intelligent life by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Do you think Earth supports intelligent life?

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    5. Re:intelligent life by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      I disagree. Becuase he *has* played a "star-ship" captain it has forced him -- probably -- to have atleast thought about the subject. No one is asking him to provide a doctoral thesis on the subject, but his opinion is certianly as good as any other lay persons.

      While I agree it may not provide much insight to hear WS's idle thoughts on the subject (because there is a difference between play-acting on TV and reality (that i agree needs to be mentioned))but you might just be surprised - maybe he *did* take an interest due to his exposer to the fictional canon on the subject.

      ...or he donsnt have any idea. but the question is atleast as good as the others i see up and down here.

    6. Re:intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are your views on intelligent life?

      I suspect reading the .. interesting comments for this story will probably push his answer more towards something like, oh, I don't know, "It doesn't fucking exist".

    7. Re:intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He did write a book called "I'm working on that" where he talks to scientists who are working on technologies that were (in part) inspired by Star Trek. He may not be personally working on warp drives in his garage but he does seem to have some interest in the works of others.

    8. Re:intelligent life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And the 'geeks' around here have a clue about foreign policy? Half of the people around here don't seem to be aware of the difference between China and Taiwan, or that "Africa" is not a country.. and yet they still manage to have such strong opinions about foreign policy regarding these places .. pretty amazing really.

    9. Re:intelligent life by dandelion_wine · · Score: 1

      Wow, that was pretty uptight. People might just want to know his thoughts on the subject (just like I find it interesting that D. Duchovny is a skeptic in real life, while G. Anderson is a bit of a "believer".) All you're really saying is he may not have real insight to **the answer** -- well, duh. We do?

  60. OK by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    • When you started out in acting did you ever have even the slightest notion you'd be where you are today?
    • What would you have done differently during your career?
    • Is acting getting to be less creative in the classical sense for sci-fi as special effects technology becomes more pervasive?
    • How much tension is there between actors of the classical school and "successful" actors who have "sold out" for TV, etc.?
    • I've heard you're doing charity work lately. Tell us about it.

    P.S. I enjoyed your portrayal of the talk show host on Columbo!
    White Commanche, OTOH, I didn't finish seeing - sorry.

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  61. Oral Skills by viper21 · · Score: 2

    Why on Earth do you talk like that?

    -S

  62. Free Enterprise by nuggz · · Score: 2

    What were you thinking?

    1. Re:Free Enterprise by runlvl0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Aargh!

      Free Enterprise was farking AWESOME! Remember, it came out around the same time as Galaxy Quest, so it didn't get nearly the attention that it deserved, but I've always considered it Galaxy Quest's "Evil Twin." It actually had Shatner AS Shatner, doing a much better job at skewering himself than Tim Fucking Allen.

      (If I live to be a thousand and have extensive electroshock therapy, it won't be enough to get "the Artist Formerly Known As Shatner" - as he was credited along with The Rated R - RAPPING Mark Anthony's funeral oration out of my head! "Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest -- For Brutus is an honorable man, So are they all, all honorable men ")

      It was at once "pee yourself funny", and (if you're a big honking Star Trek geek like me) kinda painful to watch. This movie is for you if you get the reference:
      [Shatner just asked Robert why he started the fight.]
      Young Robert: Well... it was something he said.
      Imaginary William Shatner: What'd he say?
      Young Robert: You really don't want to know.
      Imaginary William Shatner: I really do want to know!
      Young Robert: He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
      [Pause]
      Imaginary William Shatner: Kick the little fucker's ass.
      "Coming Soon: The Artist Formerly Known as Shatner in "William Shatner vs. the World Crime League""
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      Carthago delenda est!
  63. Roles by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a young actor, you showed great promise in such films as Judgment at Nuremberg. Ever since Star Trek, however, it seems you have never stepped out of the role of Captain Kirk. Do you ever regret the decision to take on that role?

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    1. Re:Roles by JThaddeus · · Score: 2

      I would also rate very highly your role in the filmed-for-TV play of The Andersonville Trial with Jack Cassidy. Those were stepping out roles for both of you. I wish there had been more...

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      "Love is a familiar; Love is a devil: there is no evil angel but Love." --William Shakespeare ('Love's Labors Lost')
  64. SNL skit by runenfool · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you really mean those things you said in that famous SNL skit?

    It took several years of therapy to get over those horrible comments.

    1. Re:SNL skit by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2

      SNL.....It's just a show...i mean, you should get a life if you take it that seriously.

  65. Hood Ornament by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the longest period of time spent / top speed reached while riding on the hood of a bad guys car ???

    Hunter just made a comeback, can Hooker be far behind ...

  66. My Favorite William Shatner moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    MTV Movie Awards, singing Color Me Badd's "I Wanna Sex You Up." One of the funniest things I think I've ever seen in my life.

    BTW, I used Priceline for groceries... sorry their stock didn't work out so well for you.

  67. how old are you really ? by waldo2020 · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing over 70 but less than 80, as it's so hard to tell with so many plastic surgeries stretching your face &eyes ;) Please, please please! no more Tekwars!

    1. Re:how old are you really ? by $rtbl_this · · Score: 2

      According to the IMDB he was born on 22 March 1931. I'm sure you can work it out from there. :)

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    2. Re:how old are you really ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that gives us... uhhhh... ummmm... 8 days!

  68. Dear Mr. Shatner, by labratuk · · Score: 1

    Are you really a,a- a RocketMan?

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  69. Esperanto by KtotheK · · Score: 1

    How does it feel to be the most recognized Esperanto actor on the planet?

    1. Re:Esperanto by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Did you see the movie? You call that speaking Esperanto?
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    2. Re:Esperanto by eyeball · · Score: 1

      I didn't see the entire movie, only clips. I tried learning for about a week once, but got frustrated and gave up.

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  70. Your connection with John Carpenter's Halloween.. by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is one! After looking through several masks to use for Michael Myers, John Carpenter settled on the William Shatner mask! Any comments?

  71. OH! OH! OH! PICK ME!! PICK ME!! by whosit · · Score: 1

    How me horse do you have on your ranch????

    Does that include the colt that was born this morning?

  72. Family Ties? by Standfast · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Shatner,

    I have been wanting to ask you this for years: can you reveal any reason for your uncanny resemblance to Patty Duke?

  73. Will you be doing any more rapping? by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 2
    I loved the heck out of your performance in Free Enterprise, and I have to ask: any more rap stylings coming out? Will you be guest starring on Eminem's next? Has Nelly asked you to give a shout out? Are you and Chuck D planning a world tour?

  74. Times change by unicron · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Shatner,

    Do you ever look back on your show with regard to how your character treated women and find it offensive? Kirk boinked anything with 2 legs and a pretty face, often pursuing them in a cave man-like fashion.

    And if you didn't find it offensive, do you think you're cursed to have been born way too early and not had your chance to lay the kirk-mack down on 7 of 9? Hell, cursed my ass, God singled you out for that heinous joke.

    --
    Finally, math books without any of that base 6 crap in them.
    1. Re:Times change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you ever look back on your show with regard to how your character treated women and find it offensive?
      On a side note, there was a Star Trek eppisode where the Enterprize came across a planet where all the population had been wiped out by a disease which only affected post-puberlessants. Only the children have survived, and by carrying the disease their life-span had been increased by many times, so they were centuries old. What is interesting about this eppisode is how Kirk and the 200 year old '12y old' girl, are shown as being attracted to each other. As this would be unimaginable on TV today from a social-acceptability point of view today, I find this fascinating. At the end of the show, Kirk says "I don't date older women".
  75. Funniest foe... by mulhall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr.Shatner, may I call you Bill?

    Which alien/enemy/foe made you laugh the hardest on set when you saw it?

    My personal favourite was the 'Pizza' that ate people - I think Spock mind-melded with it to save the day.

    Seriously it must have been a wheeze on set for Star Trek! Spock in dungarees!

    1. Re:Funniest foe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the Horta.

      PAIN!

  76. what is??? by cca93014 · · Score: 1
    What the fuck is all this all about?

    Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? Dear oh dear. Phasers to kill, isn't it?

  77. What's the secret of your Mojo? by Irvu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, Kirk just got many more women than any other ST character in any series. Where did that mojo come from, and where can I buy it online?

    BTW his official site is: www.williamshatner.com/ (predictably). It answeres many of the "what have you been up to" questions.

  78. Favourite Parody by hero · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner,

    Star Trek has been parodied many times in many different formats; other television shows, movies, comics and so on. You yourself have probably been parodied as much or more in people's "Captain Kirk Impression" stand up skits and the like. My question is, do you recall a favourite parody for it's comedy or cleverness of either yourself or the series?

    Thank you.

    1. Re:Favourite Parody by Jamesie · · Score: 1

      A comedian had a very bad (unfunny) star trek routine that consisted of door noises and impressions of all the main characters. Once, half way through his act a member of the audience blurted out "It's comedy Jim, but not as we know it..."

    2. Re:Favourite Parody by tfinniga · · Score: 1

      Star Trek has been parodied many times in many different formats; other television shows, movies, comics and so on. You yourself have probably been parodied as much or more in people's "Captain Kirk Impression" stand up skits and the like. My question is, do you recall a favourite parody for it's comedy or cleverness of either yourself or the series?

      ..or do you just hate them all?
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    3. Re:Favourite Parody by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Theres........ never much work...... involved...... in parodying....... william..... shatner...... All you need to do is..... speak.... slowly..... and people..... will get the general idea.

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  79. What's Next? by tarsi210 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After all this Star Trek biz and such, what's up for you in the future? Do you see yourself continuing your relationship with PriceLine and other commercial opportunities, or do you envision (or have planned) a larger project? Do you have plans to lay back and relax or to push forward into something else?

  80. spin offs? by FuddChuckles · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There must be an incredible sense of pride at having been associated with a series responsible for so many high quality spinoffs (Next Generation, Enterprise, etc). What did Trek have that other TV shows didn't to make it so ripe for evolution/adaptation into other series? Do you like/dislike any of the series in particular?

    Thanks. We're big fans here.

    -FC

  81. Golden Throats reunion? by Fastball · · Score: 2

    Is there any hope of a reunion of the Golden Throats? Your rendition of "Mr. Tambourine Man" is outta sight!

  82. Esperanto by eyeball · · Score: 2

    Can you still speak Esperanto?

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  83. Why did you dig up Kirk's bones? by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

    After having James T. Kirk killed and buried in "Generations", why did you write a book in which the Borg resurrect him?

    --

    You either believe in rational thought or you don't
  84. Horses by calyxa · · Score: 1

    I imagine not many fans know your level of interest in horses. can you tell us how many horses you own and what competitions you've participated in recently?

    thanks,
    -calyxa

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    Decay! Decay! Decay! -Helium
  85. Mr. Shatner.. by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    ..is it true you were found performing a "Richard Gere" with a tribble during the filming of Trouble with the Tribbles

    Thank you.

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    Trolling is a art,
  86. I prefer chocolate! by mcgintech · · Score: 1

    Is it true that once you've had Green, you never go back? OK, it doesn't rhyme, but you know what I'm talkin 'bout!

    --

    Uhhhh, yeah, thath dithgustin. [The lady's man]

  87. Did you ever feel that Star Trek had destroyed you by captfi · · Score: 2, Funny

    If so how did you get over it? Was it years of personal "therapy"? Or did you have an epiphany one day that brought you through?

    --
    "Never trust a computer you can't throw." -- The Mac
  88. Question for Shatner by Mynn · · Score: 2

    Why?

    --

    Face it, people are stupid, and the internet is the place where they all meet.
    1. Re:Question for Shatner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not?

  89. The Transformed Man wasn't supposed to be "music" by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    I'd love to hear William talk about the Transformed Man LP. How seriously did you take the project at the time, and how do you feel about the way it's metamorphosed into a camp classic?

    I read an interview with him where he discussed that album briefly. Basically, he said that he approached the project as audio-only theatre and that he didn't really intend for it to come off as a musical album. He says that he can understand why people think it's hilarious since they are looking at it as a (poorly-done) musical work but that they are missing what the album was supposed to be about.

    GMD

  90. What? by pctainto · · Score: 1

    This gets modded up to a 4, Interesting? This seems to me to have a simple answer. Where does this disdain (notice the spelling) "stem from?" Maybe because Trekkies are obsessed with Star Trek and William Shatner. Seems to me like you answered your question yourself. What should these people do instead? I dunno, maybe stop being obsessed about Star Trek? Once again, answered your own question. Troll I am, but this is ridiculous.

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    I think my principles are reachin' an all time low
    1. Re:What? by plugger · · Score: 1

      A rephrased version of the question might be worth asking. Maybe 'What do you think of those fans who devote much of their lives to the series?'.

  91. Enterprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Mr Shatner,
    How do you feel about the latest Star Trek series?

    I personally rank it at the bottom (Soft-core vulcan porn does not a series make). I'd say the original was the best with TNG as a close second.

  92. Computer Simulations of You by invid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the near future (10 or 20 years or so) computer graphics are going to be nearly indistiguishable from live-action films. You know when that happens hundreds of Trekkers are going to start using your voice and image and create new episodes of the original Star Trek series. Many will probably do this anonymously just for the fun of it, despite legal issues. How do you feel about the possibility of your voice and image being used this way?

    --
    The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
    1. Re:Computer Simulations of You by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

      Mod parent up! Excellent question.

      --
      You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
    2. Re:Computer Simulations of You by IshanCaspian · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate to break the news to you, but I don't think it'll be a problem...I think getting a virtual Liv Tyler is a bit higher on the priority list than Will Shatner.

      --

      But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most... and that is the indifference of good men.
    3. Re:Computer Simulations of You by invid · · Score: 2

      I just wanted to mention that of course, Spock would be able to tell the difference between you and any simulation, and that you would be able to kick its butt!

      --
      The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
    4. Re:Computer Simulations of You by JMan1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're new here, aren't you?

    5. Re:Computer Simulations of You by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      There are already lots of fan music videos on the Internet, with clips of various shows like Farscape, Smallville, Stargate SG-1 but I could not find any of Trek. Odd when you think about it.

  93. ROCKETMAN by el_diavalo · · Score: 1

    why? rocketman? what was your reasoning behind "singing" this? why why why?

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  94. Your break into the Biz and early work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mr. Shatner, I have questions about your break into the business. I think everyone knows you made it big with Star Trek but I know you did many things before hand. Like the movie Incubus (I watched it on Sci-FI a while back)it reminded me of the episode of the Twilight Zone you were in. Do you still speak Esperanto? Do you have any Sci-FI or fantasy type projects you are working on that you can tell us about? Thanks for all the shows you've done in the past and hopefully some more in the future.

  95. Topping... by Ooblek · · Score: 2

    Toupee or Wig?

  96. What do you think of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Star Trek The Next Generation and the subsequent spin-offs?

  97. Are you a... by Beautyon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Republican or a Democrat?
    Why?

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    1. Re:Are you a... by euxneks · · Score: 1

      Shatner is Canadian.. I don't know if he is an american citizen now or not, but he was born a Canadian.

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    2. Re:Are you a... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

      Stabbed or shot?
      Why?

  98. looking good by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 1, Troll

    As a movie star, even in the male-dominated Sci-Fi genre, is there a huge amount of pressure for you to be insanely good looking?

    Has your manager, a producer or executive, or anyone ever tried to convince you to get botox injections, plastic surgery, or liposuction simply for the purpose of appearing on TV?

  99. Mr Shatner by starfighter_org · · Score: 1, Troll

    Have you ever rubbed Patrick Stewarts bald head for luck? How about while shouting 'Let slip the dogs of war!' How about a boxing match between you and Wil Wheaton? (We could dress him up like a Klingon)

  100. Got a Song for Us?Please! by flyneye · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn,you know its been a while since i saw you put out an album.I dearly treasure the old solo stuff you did and the duet with Leo Nimoy.Is there a techno,metal,industrial or rap album on the drawing board? I NEED Wild Bill Shatner to melt the voice coils in my speakers.Everytime i hear your "rocket man" i can feel it down in my spleen.PLEASE tell us theres more music in your soul and funk in your butt.

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    1. Re:Got a Song for Us?Please! by pjgeer · · Score: 1

      Can you put it on Gnutella?

  101. your reputation by tps12 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I happened to have seen both of your Twilight Zone episodes (the famous "something on the wing of the airplane" one and the less-famous-but-no-less-interesting one where you are obsessed with a prophecy-dispensing toy in a diner) recently. I have to say that in both episodes I was taken aback at the unexpected quality of your portrayal. Even though everyone associates your face with Captain Kirk, the characters in the TZ episodes came through loud and clear, drowning out my preconceptions.

    For this reason, I'd like to ask what you think of your humorous reputation for bad acting. Would you blame some of the egregious hamminess of some of ST on the perception that TV (or SF) wasn't "real" acting or was it directing? Or some other thing?

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    1. Re:your reputation by dr_dank · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd like to add something along this same vein from a long-time TZ fan:

      What did you think of John Lithgow's portrayal of your character in the film adaptation of the "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" for the Twilight Zone movie?

      Also, any Rod Serling anecdotes you'd like to share?

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  102. What is the purpose... by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...of all these beeping lights and flashing buttons? That's all we have here are beeping lights and flashing buttons and no one knows what they're FOR and they're BEEPING and THEY'RE FLASHING AND BEEPING AND FLASHING AND BLINKING... I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! Will there be an Airplane III?

    1. Re:What is the purpose... by Lev13than · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's beeping becuase the ship's computer just deleted his essay.

      Bummer.

      --
      When you have nothing left to burn you must set yourself on fire
  103. More Specifically. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shatner would have to agree that the Empire would whoop the ass of the Federation

    1. Re:More Specifically. by alta · · Score: 0, Troll

      Give me a break. The force is some mystical bull that doesn't really exist. Hyperdrives just flat out suck and there's no such thing as a wookie. Look at Data, he blows R2 and C3PO away.

      Now proton torpedos are real, as are phase pistols. A klignon would lay the woopass on a wookie and warp drives will take you from earth to jupiter in under 9 minutes (at warp 4 I believe) while a hyperdrive will take you from a nonexistant tatooine to a nonexistant naboo in a few days, yay.

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    2. Re:More Specifically. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proton torpedoes are real? Could you perhaps point me to some real-world examples? For that matter, how about some pHoton torps, which is what they use in Trek?
      The same goes with the phase pistols. Could you give some some real-life examples?

      Earth->Jupiter in 9 minutes at Warp 4 isn't very impressive. Maximum sustainable Warp as of Voyager was about 1000 lightyears per year--1000c.
      In Star Wars, hyperspace speeds are regularly in the millions to tends of millions of times the speed of light--Coruscant->Tatooine (core world to outer rim world) in barely a day in TPM.

      And a Wookie would simply tear a Klingon's arms off and beat the remaining life out of him with them. When you can throw an armored human against a bulkhead hard enough to break his neck, a Klingon isn't going to be much of a threat.

    3. Re:More Specifically. by kscguru · · Score: 2
      Point by point:

      Proton torpedoes are Star Wars. Photon torpedoes are Star Trek. A proton torpedo doesn't even make sense - you can't do very many reactions with a proton. A photon torpedo is basically an antimatter charge. Antimatter + matter = lots of energy, in the form of photons!

      Phase pistols. Made up - but only requires a particle that interferes with the strong nuclear force. Not too unreasonable.

      Warp. It was actually Earth to Neptune in 6 minutes (as my roommate is remembering). First: Star Trek has never been consistent with the Warp scales, the original series was simply exponentially scaling while the later series were converging to Warp 10, and a lot of the "future" timelines seemed to switch back to the old scale. And Enterprise seems to use its own scale also. But: even traveling at warp, you have to add the time to drop in and out of warp, accelerate and deccelrate (within the limits of inertial damping - which doesn't exist!).

      The maximum sustainable warp for Voyager is pretty low, as sustainable means engines running 24/7/365 AND no fuel concerns. Voyager has many problems with low fuel (how often do they look for antimatter?), and presumably takes the warp core offline periodically for maintenence (it would be a boring episode, so we don't see that. But there was a Next Generation episode that referenced maintenence).

      But, Star Wars and Star Trek warp/hyperspace theories are difference (and neither are provable - though neither has been disproven!). Star Wars is alternate-universe-hyperspace, and you use energy to move into hyperspace and another chunk of energy to move out. Star Trek is a bubble of space where physics are different (i.e. the speed of light is much higher) and the bubble is maintained by a constant inflow of energy. And yes, Star Wars hyperdrive is faster than Star Trek warp drive - Star Wars hyperdrive would be closer to Star Trek Borg hyperdrive (which the Federation never could duplicate). But, Star Trek warp drive scales better - the theoretical top speed is much higher (you could get arbitrarily close to infinity).

      And I don't know about that Wookie... I think the Klingon would give him a head-but the Wookie would never forget. And Klingon fighting is much more of a martial art - it might work fine against bigger adversaries. My opinion is whoever knocks the other guy down first would win...

      Signed,
      A Trekkie who rooms with a Star Wars fan / physicist

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    4. Re:More Specifically. by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Well done...

      Dork. :b

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  104. Being demoted? by Java+Pimp · · Score: 2

    How did it feel to go from being captain of your own Starship and crew to driving around in a police cruiser eating donuts?

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  105. Mr. Shatner by fred911 · · Score: 1

    How's it feel to control as powerfull a computer as priceline.com has?

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  106. Is Picard still in the Nexus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been a subject of debate among me and my friends. I say that Picard wanted a reality where he escaped the Nexus, saved all those people, and stopped the bad guy, and that that is what the Nexus gave him. So, essentially, he's still there, and everything else we've seen since then, is in the Nexus created reality. Your thoughts?

  107. Stuck with Kirk:I mean this seriously by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner, it almost seems that you have become a parody of yourself. I mean this in being so identified with being "Captain Kirk" that its now an inescapable role for you. Please see you and they see Captain Kirk. You you feel that its that which now gets you roles, or is it you as an actor that gets you roles? Do you have a desire to escape being Captian kirk or are you OK with that being who and what you are as an actor?
    PS.. I hope Paramount coughs up the bucks to fix ST:5 it had alot of potential in some ways, but wasn't quite there. I know you want to fix it...

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  108. Hang Gliding by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

    In the late 70's I saw a picture of you flying a high performance hang glider (Seagull VII?). How long did you participate in the sport? Any highlights that you can give us?

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    1. Re:Hang Gliding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the Commodore 64 really the most "bang for the buck"?

  109. McGill University by mhocker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner- What is your perspective on the Student Union Building at McGill University (your alma mater), renamed in your honour as the 'Shatner Memorial Student Union Building'?

  110. Priceline.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Mr. Shatner,

    Is the priceline.com supercomputer a Cray, a beowulf cluster, made by IBM.. what is it? The Top 500 list makes no mention of this so-called "super computer"

  111. Capt. Kirk and Spock are both Jewish ... by nucal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    according to the Adam Sandler song. What was your religious upbringing? Do you consider yourself a religious or spiritual person? Has this had any affect on your creativity, particularly your SF writing?

    1. Re:Capt. Kirk and Spock are both Jewish ... by Free+Heel+Skier · · Score: 1

      Along the lines of this question, it is my understanding that you met Leonard Nemoy in B'nai Brith Youth Organization (BBYO). Is this true? If this had not happened, would you both have ended up in the series?

  112. Mr. Shatner... by demozthenes · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...what are your thoughts on perhaps the most popular fanfiction slash pair around, Kirk x Spock? Is there any truth behind it, or are you going to spoil the dreams of thousands of fangirls the world over?

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  113. Biggest professional regret by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner:

    What is your single biggest regret over your entire professional career (actor, author, cult figure, etc.) and why?

    GMD

    1. Re:Biggest professional regret by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2

      That's easy, his singing career...

      Tambourine Man blurb.wav

      Full Lucy in the Sky w/ Diamonds track .wma (Oh my God!)

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  114. You and Ron Asheton? by bernz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Enclycolpedia Shatnerica states the following tale:

    " Ron Asheton, the gutarist for punk rocker Iggy Pop, claims that, in the summer of 1975, Shatner made a pass at him in an L.A. bar.

    Shatner supposedly approached him in the Hyatt House pub. "He wanted me to sit down, then he got kind of grabby," Asheton claims.

    Horrified that Captain Kirk might be anything less than straight, he fled the scene. "Probably if I'd been drinking I would have sat down just for the weirdness of seeing what would happen," Asheton says.

    (From "The Encyclopedia Shatnerica" by Robert E. Schnakenberg)"

    Now, we know that both you and your alter-egos are straight, including your bizarre turn as a muderous hooker in Impulse. You have had beautiful wives.

    Asheton himself has been the guitarist for a bisexual rock n roller. Yet HE denies any homosexuality. I've never heard your comments on it.

    Answer, if you will, the truth behind this bizarre and probably untrue story: it's possible origins, and such. It's such a weird urban legend. I'd love to hear where it got started if you know.

    dave

    1. Re:You and Ron Asheton? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      the gutarist for punk rocker Iggy Pop, claims that, in the summer of 1975, Shatner made a pass at him in an L.A. bar.

      "Come on, Big Boy, let me launch your photon torpedo."

      Now, we know that both you and your alter-egos are straight, including your bizarre turn as a muderous hooker in Impulse. You have had beautiful wives.

      Are you saying that gay people have *ugly* wives?

  115. Twilight Zone Re-Run??? by whosit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alright, I posted a not too serious one before but now I got a good one.

    If I remember correctly one of your first roles ever was on the Twilight Zone. The episode that was actually added to the later movie in the 80's because it was considered a classic.

    Now that UPN has brought back the show, do you think it possible that we'll be seeing you in any new episodes????

    Thanks
    Jerry

    1. Re:Twilight Zone Re-Run??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You know what was great? In his first appearance on 3rd from the Sun as the Big Giant Head, he tells John Lithgow's character Dick about the airplane flight he had, and he saw a creature on the wing! And Dick says "I saw that too!" It's hilarious since they both played that role (Lithgow in the movie).

      Another of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes also stars Shatner. It has to do with a little fortune machine at a diner. Entertaining.

    2. Re:Twilight Zone Re-Run??? by whosit · · Score: 1

      I'm not much of a 3rd Rock fan - although I'm starting to catch up in re-runs. I've never seen the other episode that your talking about - but now that I'm reading back through some of the other posting I saw someone else mention it. Does anybody know when/where I can catch re-runs of the original Twilight Zone???? I thought that I had seen them all but this one is ringing any bells.

    3. Re:Twilight Zone Re-Run??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the U.S., Sci-Fi shows 2 episodes a day at noon (repeats at midnight).

    4. Re:Twilight Zone Re-Run??? by whosit · · Score: 1

      Damn my cable company!!!!

  116. Career by Ibanez · · Score: 1

    When you look back on your entire career, whether it be acting, writing, directing, etc, do you ever look back at some point in time and ask yourself "What was I thinking?" or "Why in hell did I do that?".

    On the other hand, at what points do you look back and immediately wish you could be there again?

    Blake

  117. Apple's or PCs? by Dokujaryu2 · · Score: 0

    Mr. Shatner, after your long expierences with movies and media, did you end up using Apple computers or IBM based Windows machines? I ask since most creative film based folks usually end up with Apples.

    Doku

  118. Hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should try living with the name Spock for a while and see how you like THAT. I never hear the end of it.

  119. Priceline by Chainsaw76 · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried to book a flight on priceline?

  120. The City on the Edge of Forever by rstewart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Harlan Ellison has always been bitter about the rewrites to City on the Edge of Forever and how his story was taken away from him. In the book about it he wrote that you had come over and counted the words in the script and had it torpedoed for due kirk having less lines than spock.

    My question is what is your take on what happend with his script and your response to his accusations in the book? There is plenty out there about this that I'm sure has never come to light and I was wondering what your point of view on this issue is.

  121. OT: For those interested in Shatner by MagPulse · · Score: 2

    Star Trek Memories is a great audiobook, read by Shatner himself. It's more about his life than about Trek, which I liked. He talks about how he got along with Nimoy, Roddenberry, and others. It's my second favorite audio book of all time, right behind Torvald's.

  122. Question for Mr. Shatner by sunspot42 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Did you murder your last wife?

  123. Well.... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

    Do.... You.... Speak.... Like.... This.... Offstage.... As.... Well...?

    1. Re:Well.... by glenstar · · Score: 2
      Hm... actually it is more like:

      Do..You... speaklikethis... offstage... aswell?

  124. Shatnerizing redefined. by Ninja+Master+Gara · · Score: 1
    Has Mr. Shatner ever read any of the Star Trek gay fanfics?

    Has he ever had such feelings?

    Has he realised how easy it is to make the transition, particularly having acting as someone named "The Big Giant Head"?

    Will Mr Shatner comment on the lusty look in his eyes in this picture?

    --

    ---
    When I grow up, I want to be a kid again.
    1. Re:Shatnerizing redefined. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess after reading this question and the others like it, we will know who all the /. homo's are.

  125. tekwar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a huge fan of your work, and I really loved the tekwar series. I was just wondering if there were any plans to release older episodes on DVD, and if anything new is being done with the franchise.

    thanks!

  126. First job by Chacham · · Score: 1

    What...was...your...first acting job? And, darnit, why did you have to choose acting?

  127. Conan O'brien by Jagasian · · Score: 2

    I am a casual Star Trek fan, and a casual Conan O'brien fan. How did you come to know Conan? I ask because I always see you on his show. You two should work some permanent gig out cuz when you are on his show, its always a riot.

  128. But seriously, though... by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What was the locker combination in episode 25 after you left your quarters the last time and opened your safe?

    1. Re:But seriously, though... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Damn! You took my question!

      Please mod this guy up +1 Funny.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    2. Re:But seriously, though... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer could be found in Henry Jenkin's Textual Poachers. ;)

      HJ.

  129. Horseback Riding by CaribouGeyser · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner: I heard you went horseback riding once in Soda Springs, ID in the early 70's. Is that true? Crap, and I just missed you.

  130. Did you kill your wife ?? by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 1

    If not why didn't you take the body out of the pool before the paramedics arrived ?

    Inquiring slashdotters wish to know whether you are a killer or not.

  131. Play.. a.. song for.... me... by NfoCipher · · Score: 1

    Did Mr. Tambourine Man ever play a song for you?

    Mr... TAMBOURINE MAN!!!

    --
    I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
  132. He could do a duet with Nimoy!!! by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

    Ever hear The ballad of Bilbo Baggins?
    I'm still trying to imagine Spock saying "Fuzzy little toes".

    Almost as bad as Lucy in the Sky....

    Sean D.

    --
    "Hmm. I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers!"
    1. Re:He could do a duet with Nimoy!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      already did. they did a whole album. some really bizarre shit, too.

    2. Re:He could do a duet with Nimoy!!! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Even worse, have you ever seen he video?!

      It's a ripe slice of hippie-generation kitsch (kind of "Up With People" meets "Laugh-In") with fresh-faced teenagers with primary-colored T-shirts and oversized buttons with quips like "Hobbits unite!" and "Appoint Leonard Nimoy to the U.N.", wearing oversized rubber pointed ears and mincing and hopping about in a most undignified manner, and Nimoy looking dapper, if dated, with a black blazer, white turtleneck and the Spock haircut (but no ears), looking very relaxed and happy.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    3. Re:He could do a duet with Nimoy!!! by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      Imagine, I just did half an hour ago. (Quicktime Video)

      --

      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

    4. Re:He could do a duet with Nimoy!!! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      wow!

      just look how gorgeous American girls used to be before silicone was invented. I wouldn't have minded being Nimoy THAT day - what a bunch of honeys!

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
  133. Re:sig by flyneye · · Score: 1

    the easiest way to get shot is to carry large amounts of cash in your hands through the alley behind a crackhouse shouting racial epithets.-flyneye

    i am the NRA

    --
    *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
  134. What's with all the androids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In Star Trek, Tek War, and the HBO series Perversions of Science, androids--specifically female androids--appeared in each. Although there's a lot of media out there that addresses androids, yours is the only name that appears tied to three different projects (i.e. Michael Crichton wrote Westworld, but more-or-less left the topic alone after that.) Is there a personal fascination with androids? Why always female?

    [... enough karma whoring.]

  135. Stupid moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're mixing up "Star Wars", which is imaginary, with "Star Trek", which everybody knows is real!

    That's like saying Superman can beat up Jesus! It's a total non-sequiter.

    1. Re:Stupid moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROTFLMAO

    2. Re:Stupid moron! by Schik · · Score: 1
      You're mixing up "Star Wars", which is imaginary, with "Star Trek", which everybody knows is real! That's like saying Superman can beat up Jesus! It's a total non-sequiter
      What???!?! You mean Superman is real?
    3. Re:Stupid moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes...the Daily Planet is actually the Toronto Star!

    4. Re:Stupid moron! by hal0802 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      You're mixing up "Star Wars", which is imaginary, with "Star Trek", which everybody knows is real! That's like saying Superman can beat up Jesus! It's a total non-sequiter
      What???!?! You mean Superman is real?
      OMG, you mean Jesus is real ???
  136. Fight Club by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you could fight in hand-to-hand combat with anyone in the world, who would it be?

    1. Re:Fight Club by yoinkslap · · Score: 0

      judging from all the people that saw that movie, oooh, just about everyone in the world.

      --
      Dont ask me...Im just the bass player.
  137. star trek by Dexter's+Laboratory · · Score: 1

    Do you think Star Trek has gotten better and better (and not only F/X-wise) since TOS?
    Which Star Trek series is your favorite, not counting your own show?

  138. Contentment, Cluelessness and Aspirations.... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 2



    Are you happy with your place in pop-culture history and if not, what would you sling-shot- around-the-sun-to-go-back-in-time to change?

    Ohhh...and I just don't get that whole Iron-Chef thing. What's wrong with me?

    Also...What's the next big project for you?
    .

    --
    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency
  139. Incubus by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I heard that you strongly opposed the Sci-Fi channel re-release of the 1965 movie Incubus, which is entirely in Esperanto. If so, why?

  140. Fixing ST:5 by haplo21112 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I know you have stated many times that ST:5 was not waht it could have been because of production problems? So my Question is how would you go about fixing it? What was wrong in your eyes with the film? Personally I thought the bad guy pretending to be God could have used more backstory. Perhaps you could somehow retroactively connect it with the Q continum books that came out in the ST:TNG series a couple years ago...the entity playing God reminds me alot of the antagonists in those books.

    --
    Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
    1. Re:Fixing ST:5 by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Perhaps you could somehow retroactively connect it with the Q continum books that came out in the ST:TNG series a couple years ago...the entity playing God reminds me alot of the antagonists in those books.

      The entity playing G-d was one of the antagonists in the books. As was the thing from Day of the Dove.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    2. Re:Fixing ST:5 by dasheiff · · Score: 2

      The book was very clear that that was the same guy in the book who pretended to be god, whose limbs were distroyed by the Q and then was trapped at the center of the galaxy.

    3. Re:Fixing ST:5 by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

      My point was that perhaps that back story needs to be worked into the Move somehow

      --
      Power Corrupts,Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, leaving one person(group)in charge is absolutely corrupt.
  141. What's it like being Kirk? by spudwiser · · Score: 2

    Do you like it or take offense that most people remember you or know you as Kirk? Would you rather be remembered as Kirk or as William Shatner? Etc.

    --
    .cig - what you do after winning a good flame war
  142. Transporter by dr_dank · · Score: 2

    Did it feel weird at all to use the transporter, or did you get used to it over time?

    Also, Have you ever written the days date on a check in stardate? I hate doing that.

    --
    Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
  143. The Best Impersonator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr Shatner, did you ever see the impersonation that Darrell Hammond did of your Priceline commercials? If so, what did you think of it? What is the best impersonation you have ever seen of yourself?

    TH

  144. please die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    making fun of trekkies and the wife died.

    go away die

  145. The spectre of Star Trek... by martinbogo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dear Mr. Shatner,

    Over a generation ago, you landed an acting job on a show being produced by someone that wanted to make a cowboy show in space. The show was wierd, the pay was good, and the publicity was fantastic. ... not to mention Star Trek became the stuff of legend. Not bad for a gig.

    Since then, and after a long pause (mostly filled with shows like Dr. Who and Space 1999), viewing audiences have been treated to five perspectives on the Star Trek universe.

    Other shows have come out with varying degrees of sucess. Babylon 5, V, Farscape, and Firefly have come out to rave reviews, while others like Space Rangers and the TekWorld series have met unfortunate ends.

    What do you think is the formula for a successful science fiction show on television today? Why do you think the Star Trek series has enjoyed such a phenomenal and sucessful run?

    Finally .. different actors have enjoyed varying amounts of popularity. George Takei, Walter Koenig, Leonard Nimoy, Patrick Stewart and yourself have enjoyed very robust post-trek careers. Others such as Wil Wheaton, James Doohan, seem to have tremendous problems making it work in a post-trek acting environment.

    What has enabled you to remain robustly and diversely employed as an actor post-star-trek?

    Sincerely,
    Martin Bogomolni

    Science Fiction Fan

    --
    "Don't worry about the problems you have in mathematics, I assure you mine are much greater." - Einstein c.1919
    1. Re:The spectre of Star Trek... by ewhac · · Score: 2

      Others such as Wil Wheaton [emphasis mine], James Doohan, seem to have tremendous problems making it work in a post-trek acting environment.

      Bah! Wil Wheaton is doing just fine, thank-you-very-much, bantering with Travis Oates on the G4 show, Arena.

      What? You don't receive the G4 channel? Yell shrilly at your cable provider until they carry it.

      Schwab

  146. MOD PARENT UP!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I *really* want to know.

  147. First Interracial Kiss. by Irvu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What was it like to do the first on-screen interracial kiss? How much effort did it take to make the studio go along with it, and how much of an effect did it have on you and the show as a whole?

    1. Re:First Interracial Kiss. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Did you ever think about one-upping this with the first interspecies kiss, with say a Klingon, Volcan,..........Tribble? :-)

  148. someone had to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he got a fine tan shirt with an emblem on the chest
    the interstellar girls all like him the best
    captain of the crew and he knows kung fu

  149. Priceline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Were you completely hosed by Priceline? After your options crashed, did you make any money at all or did you sell in time?

  150. Nerine Shatner Memorial Fund by Tsar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After the tragic and untimely death of your wife Nerine, a recovering alcoholic, you took the courageous step of establishing a fund in her name to benefit Friendly House, an organization for recovering alcoholics. How is that work progressing, and has your involvement with this effort helped you work through this loss?

    I know that this subject must be painful for you, but I'm sure there are many in the slashdot community who would benefit from your experience and insights here.

    1. Re:Nerine Shatner Memorial Fund by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, sorry, no dead wino bitches in my family.

  151. Saturday Night Live skit by jayteedee · · Score: 1

    We're all familiar with the Saturday Night Live skit where you tell the "faithful" to get a life. Most of us think that is amusing as well, but how close to reality is your actual view of the die-hard fans? You've done other roles, would you wish the same fan response from those jobs too?

    --
    Religion and science are both 90% crap..but that doesn't negate the other 10%.
  152. What was the combination to your safe... by AKAJack · · Score: 2, Redundant

    ...in the captain's quarters on the Enterprise?

    C'mon! You KNOW!

  153. Priceline... by knightPhlight · · Score: 1

    Have you ever played a nice game of Chess on the Priceline super computer? How about Global Thermonuclear War?

    Have you ever imagined a beowulf cluster of those things?

  154. Music.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What were you smoking when you came up with the idea of releasing an album? Where can I get some?

  155. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I thought geeks who need to get a life were obsessed with Na ^H^H Wil Wheaton?

    1. Re:Huh? by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 2

      I thought geeks who need to get a life were obsessed with Na ^H^H Wil Wheaton?
      Naw, only if they are fans of his his site.

      Of course, what's funny about this is that Wheaton has turned out to be a pretty decent geek. Actually into things like applet functionality and server optimization. Unlike, say Jamie "how does that Internet thing work?" Doohan.
      Here's to you, Wil, Geekboy indeed. He DOESN'T just play one on TV.

      Rustin

      --
      Data is the lever, rigor the fulcrum, brains the force that drives it all.
  156. Many years, many roles by warpup · · Score: 1

    From playing a man who was afraid to fly (because of the gremlin on the wing) to being the self confident phaser and a smirk captain of the starship enterprise, you have had a large range of roles in your years of acting. Which was your favorite role, or roles, and why?

  157. So, that green chick... by gatekeep · · Score: 2

    ... was she green, y'know, down there?

    1. Re:So, that green chick... by briaman · · Score: 1

      Why would you be interested in the colour of her feet?

      --

      ==========
      Error in module creativity.dll : Unable to create witty comment.
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  158. Do you personally believe that... by yanyan · · Score: 1

    there is no such thing as a no-win situation? (As spoken by Kirk, ST 2: The Wrath of Khan).

  159. Episode 25 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah! Okay, um, when you were gonna beam down to the planet, okay, for the last time in Episode 25? I was wondering, like um, w-w-what was going on with the crew in that particular....

  160. Saturday Night Live by billmaly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Years ago, when you hosted SNL, you participated in the now classis Trekkie sketch (actually, one of my all time favorite SNL sketches).

    Was that sketch a catharsis for you, a means of finally casting off some chains and letting the world know what you think and feel, or was it just a sketch? I am not dissing you, your work, or Trek fans, but, let's be honest here, some people do need to, in your words, "Get a life!". Do you/did you feel that way, or was it just an act? Come on, be honest..... :)

  161. Official site, morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hey idiots. You can answer most of these questions at his official site.

    Ask something detailed or original.

  162. Priceline.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you possibly sleep at night after pitching priceline.com?

    It doent get you the lowest price, it gets the highest price for the vendors.

    Eg: lets say airline is willing to sell a ticket for $299. Someone comes and bids $350.. Does the person get it for $299, or for 350? Does the person even KNOW they could have gotten it for $299? Do they even have the option of seeing the price before they decide to purchase? No.. Priceline demands CC info be entered before showing the price.

    Better model for purchaser - let the SELLER announce its best price, THEN the seller decides if its low enough.

    All in all, priceline is a scam. I just want to know how desperate you were for $$ to be their pitchman.

  163. An intelligent question by Flakeloaf · · Score: 2

    Are all things are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always are not always you need to know you learned from Dr McCoy?

    --

    Am I the only one who heard Roxette to sing "I'm gonna get blitzed for some sex"?

    1. Re:An intelligent question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Am I the only one who heard Roxette to sing "I'm gonna get blitzed for some sex"?

      ROFL you should get modded up just because of that comment :-)

    2. Re:An intelligent question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, i just about busted my gut on that one, wheres moderator status when you want it? :>

  164. What is the secret... by briaman · · Score: 1

    ... of the Genesis device?

    --

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    Error in module creativity.dll : Unable to create witty comment.
    Abort / Retry / Ignore ?

  165. *effects best Professor Frink accent* by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

    In the episode "Spock's Brain", when Captain Kirk stuns a caveman with his phaser, the phaser makes a high-pitched squealing noise. However, later in the episode, when Kirk uses the same phaser to stun a woman in a ridiculous costume, it makes an altogether different noise. Please do explain it.

    -Stephen (with a little help from Frink: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF01)

    1. Re:*effects best Professor Frink accent* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope somebody got fired for that screw-up.

  166. Music by KagatoLNX · · Score: 2

    Everyone can agree that there is a certain amount of embarrassment with some of our decisions in previous decades. One that always gets me is your musical escapades (Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, anyone?). Obviously you're not alone (notably Leonard Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins song and the like). I guess the question is:

    Why? Would you do it again? Would it be different? Do you still get royalties?

    --
    I think Mauve has the most RAM. --PHB (Dilbert Comic)
  167. Kingdom Of The Spiders by Nobody's+Hero · · Score: 1

    I actually own a copy of your movie the Kingdom of the Spiders.

    Now, my reason's for owning such a thing are my own but what I want to know is why you would have down such a horrible movie. Were you broke?

    --
    The Only Person Willing to be Me is ME!
  168. Did he get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To fuck the green skinned girl that is shown in so many of the trailers for the various episodes? If si, did the makeup wear off?

  169. And a follow-up, Mr. Shatner ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was she green ... um, everywhere?

    1. Re:And a follow-up, Mr. Shatner ... by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      was she green ... um, everywhere?

      It's a well known fact that all women are pink on the inside. I saw that on Nova a few weeks ago.. or maybe it was in Hustler magazine.. whatever..

      --
      Trolling is a art,
    2. Re:And a follow-up, Mr. Shatner ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's a well known fact that all women are pink on the inside.

      depends on how long you cook them ....

    3. Re:And a follow-up, Mr. Shatner ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I will have to take your word on that :/

  170. Charlie Band by eGabriel · · Score: 1

    I am really pleased to see you hosting the Full Moon stuff on Sci Fi. I remember Melanie appearing in two of the Subspecies films and I seem to recall your involvement in ventures tangentially related to Full Moon. My question: since Subspecies V seems like it is never going to be made at this rate, and since you obviously love this stuff, why not team up with Ted Nicolau and get the movie made? You'll get the undying appreciation of tens of people, and a vacation in Romania to boot...

  171. Dear Mr. Shatner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is your favorite Shatner joke?

    "Why did the Enterprise smell funny?"
    "Because William Shatner"

    etc..

  172. The star of . . . by npsimons · · Score: 2
    So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!


    Not to mention "Free Enterprise", an offbeat, not widely known film starring Shatner as, as best I can tell, himself!


    I guess that's the main question on my mind: were you portraying a character very similar to yourself in "Free Enterprise"?


    And I know we're only supposed to ask one question, but it's on the same subject: what are your thoughts and feelings on "Free Enterprise"? Was it fun to poke fun at yourself?

    1. Re:The star of . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please take this opportunity an pull that cock out of your mouth you blathering idiot. Add this bitch!

  173. why Esperanto film? by joedoe · · Score: 1

    I've wondered for quite some time about the circumstances that led to the production of a film in Esperanto, Incubus , and beyond that, what led to your role in the film.

    I assume that this film was quite apart from English works, but I'm curious as to what the more unique challenges of working in Esperanto were. Cult followers everywhere want to know!

  174. Ghostwriters by watchful.babbler · · Score: 1

    Actually, I believe that Shatner's books are ghostwritten by one Ron Goulart; see, for example, this recent story on the use of ghostwriters by celebrities.

    --
    "Freedom is kind of a hobby with me, and I have disposable income that I'll spend to find out how to get people more."
    1. Re:Ghostwriters by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1
      Jesus, if they are ghostwritten, then somebody ought to have told him to hire a better fucking ghostwriter. I mean, have you read any of these books? I just assumed he really wrote them, as they are pretty fucking terrible, and any real writer would have done better.


      I mean no offense to the man as an actor or anything else (I'm not a Trekker/Trekkie whatever really, though I enjoy some of the Next Generation episodes). I am just offering an honest opinion on the Tek series books, of which I read one (and skimmed a few pages of another to verify that it was as bad as the first).

    2. Re:Ghostwriters by lazarius · · Score: 1

      Jesus, if they are ghostwritten, then somebody ought to have told him to hire a better fucking ghostwriter. I mean, have you read any of these books? I just assumed he really wrote them, as they are pretty fucking terrible, and any real writer would have done better.

      I just kinda assumed he wrote them since they are written sort of like how he talks (at least as Kirk).

      MIKE

      --
      Beware the JabberOrk.
  175. WHAT WAS THE COMBINATION? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    Yeah! Okay, um, when you were gonna beam down to the planet, okay, for the last time in Episode 25? Well um, I was wondering if you could settle a bet for me and my friends, okay? Um, like, when you... um, left your quarters for the last time? And you opened up your safe? Um... what was the combination?

    GMD

  176. Generations by bluephone · · Score: 1
    With DeForest Kelley (Rest in Peace, De) and Leonard Nimoy both passing on the Generations script cameo roles, why did you accept it, and let them kill off Kirk in such a low-key way? Kirk deserved a bigger send off.

    Still love the acting though. How Star Trek III didn't win you at least an Oscar nomination is beyond me.

    --
    jX [ Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler. - Einstein ]
  177. Does it feel good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to know that Brent Spiner also made a musical album that went nowhere?

  178. Ego? by Schnapple · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My Wife can't stand you - she says you're an "egomaniac". In Star Trek Memories you have a chapter about how you discovered how badly some of your crewmates hated you, which (IIRC) came as a bit of a shock - to the point of James Doohan even refusing to speak to you. How are things now? Do you think you're an egomaniac? What do you have to say to those who think that?

    1. Re:Ego? by racermd · · Score: 1

      As much as some people love to hate William, I don't think that it's entirely his fault that Mr. Doohan stopped speaking with him, even if intentional. Last I heard, James Doohan had a few screws loose and would mumble gibberish when he's not in character. Get him into his Star Trek role (such as you'd find at any convention/show he'll appear at), and he's a perfect match to his on-screen counterpart, though. It's kind of surreal seeing this older, semi-senile gentleman flip an internal switch and become Scotty.

      So, in all fairness, I don't think you can wholly blame the Cap'n for this. Mr. Doohan probably values his privacy a bit more in his aging years and prefers to have only his closest family and friends with him when he's in private.

      --
      My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. -- Ashleigh Brilliant
  179. About your wife... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you find yourself responding to rumors that your wife, Nerine, did not drown accidentally?

  180. William Shatner In Love by mbbac · · Score: 1

    What prompted you to collaborate with Ben Folds on the quirky "In Love" from his Fear of Pop: Vol. 1 album?

    --

    mbbac

  181. Nice by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 2

    So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!

    And oh yeah, that other show.

    Come on guys, you're missing what was perhaps Shatner's greatest role ever: Cmdr. Buck Murdock in Airplane 2.

    Murdock: What have you got here?
    Soldier: Well sir, so far all we can say is that these lights are blinking out of sequence. Aside from that this machine appears to serve no purpose whatsoever.
    Murdock: Well...make them blink in sequence then!

    --

    It hurts when I pee.
  182. So... by theskipper · · Score: 1

    How did that Nigerian deal work out? Were they pleasant to work with?

  183. Anne Robinson by defile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remember when you were elected weakest link by the rest of the Star Trek cast, and you put the moves on Anne Robinson? On the fineness scale of 1-10 where 1 is fine and 10 is supah-fine, where would you rate her?

  184. Singing as an actor by Levine · · Score: 2

    It appears that many people, even here, fail to understand that the songs you sing are "songs that [you are] performing as an actor" (from the Onion AV Club interview). You seem to have a lot of fun with them, and I can personally say that your cameo on the Fear of Pop album with Ben Folds was the highlight of the record. Do you plan on popping up in more "underground" recordings and continuing to confuse people? I hope so.

    levine

  185. Galaxy Quest by vrone · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I will preface this by saying I am a mild trekkie and as such, I immensely enjoyed the 1999 film Galaxy Quest.

    I think everyone who has seen Galaxy Quest will agree that the show that it is based upon is, in essence, "Star Trek". It follows that Tim Allen's Character was essentially meant to be you.

    So my two part question is this:
    Did you enjoy the show, and, how accurate was their portrayal of life after Trek?

    1. Re:Galaxy Quest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, if alien creatures were to come here and beam you, Leonard Nimoy, George Takei, and Nichelle Nichols aboard their ship, and take you off to another galaxy to fight their war for them, would you fuck the octopus girl?

    2. Re:Galaxy Quest by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Are you saying you WOULDN'T fuck the octopus girl? Of COURSE you would! We ALL would!

      I mean, handjob, tit strokes and a finger up the ass all at the same time and she could still cook me some eggs, flip the channel, fold my laundry and have two free hands (tentacles??) for herself?

      No, wait, finger up the ass?, that wasn't me, I swear, I didn't say that!

      --
      If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
    3. Re:Galaxy Quest by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      "No, wait, finger up the ass?, that wasn't me, I swear, I didn't say that!"

      Admit it, you are the goat.cx guy and all you are waiting for is to have a hammer terminated tentacle up your ass.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  186. Scary Vietnam Vet by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the few times I have seen Shatner sympathetically was in an anecdote he told in part of a video shown at the Smithsonian Museum of Air & Space's gratuitous Star Trek retrospective.

    Shatner said he was picked up by a limo in the 70's to go to some function. The driver suddenly pulled over and said, "Mr. Shatner, I've been waiting a long time to talk to you." Shatner thinks uh-oh. "You see, I'm a Vietnam vet and was held as a prisoner of war." Shatner thinks, oh shit.

    The vet goes on to explain that while he and his buddies were held under torturous conditions, they used Star Trek to stay sane. They could speak to each other in the darkness and would try to reconstruct the scripts from memory, one person playing Spock, another Kirk, and so on.

    It was one of the oddest bits of Trek trivia I had ever heard, and related with sensitivity by a man infamous for being a dick in public and private. I still think he's an egomaniac, but not one incapable of turns of humanity.

    1. Re:Scary Vietnam Vet by Finuvir · · Score: 1
      ...related with sensitivity by a man infamous for being a dick in public and private...
      Note to editors: Sending this 'question' to Mr Shatner may not be as good an idea as it seems. :-)
      --
      Why is anything anything?
    2. Re:Scary Vietnam Vet by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Um, editors are welcome/encouraged to edit my questions for extraneous ad hominem material. :)

      I spent some time reading "dirt" on Shatner -- and, though I don't think he has the flexibility to react well to such a Q, he's "the man people love to hate," the Howard Cosell of the stars. Like, if he straightened out everyone would feel a void in their lives. At 70-something he will likely go to his grave the same, and admittedly his social slights are pretty minor compared to what some people do to each other. Take Martha Stewart ... please.

      Shatner's ego is solid, but maybe not his sense of humor about himself. James Doohan recently said some nasty things to Shatner, to which he replied, in essense, that Doohan was getting senile.

      Well, anyway, editors, dress this Q up in the most flattering terms if you like, I am interested in what he has to say. But if you do edit it -- could you run it by me so I can check you've included things like spellchecking, punctuation, verbs ... oops, there I go again. You're doing a wonderful job, really. :)

  187. Dr. Network Has AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing is an impossibility you fucking asshat; the writing for all the Star Trek series and the movies is so shitty that it's quite easy to imagine some resurrection plot returning Shatner to the helm. You have asked a stupid question and I hope you get AIDS.

    1. Re:Dr. Network Has AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #insub

    2. Re:Dr. Network Has AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now what the shit does that mean?

    3. Re:Dr. Network Has AIDS by tetra103 · · Score: 1

      Oh lordy! I cried laughing at your comment. My new word of the day, "asshat". Freaking halarious. Good post you homophobic freak.

    4. Re:Dr. Network Has AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not afraid of faggots - I just hate them. Based on your response, I'd have to wager that while even if you're not an out-of-the-closet flamer, you have gay leanings. Do you, perhaps, drive a Volvo? Well fucktard? Answer the question! Or perhaps you listen to the Beastie Boys - that would get you in the gay club as well. Now I have done a bit of research on you and found out that you hate muslims and want them kept out of your neighborhood; I agree with that. Those filthy towelheads are clearly a bad thing. We should kick them out. But if your neighbors knew how closely you inspect the Old Navy catalog, well, they might pause, light their torches, and begin burning the fag (you) out. There's only one way the world will be rid of the plague of homosexuality and it is good ol' AIDS. I thank my lord and keeper, J.C. for that little gift. And learn to spell you fucking moron. Your boyfriend gets pissed when you send him letters with numerous spelling errors.

    5. Re:Dr. Network Has AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ARE you yabbering on about anyway?

  188. Hmm, perhaps this'll be the last time he does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on the questions I've read so far, I wonder if Mr. Shatner will EVER do this sort of thing again...

    And on to my question:

    Mr. Shatner, I'm really amazed by the breadth of your creativity! While all of your endeavors don't end up as best-of-breed, I still think it amazing that you use so many different forms of creative outlet. For you, is all of this effort about the art, or is it about entertaining? Why?

    Thanks, and keep it up!

  189. The Future by Lanford99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner, You're a cultural icon, known by all. What are your professional plans for the future? For the last few years, you have mainly appeared in shows as a celebrity, gently making fun of your own cult status. Would you ever consider acting again, in "regular" shows, or is the cult icon circuit too much fun to give up? Also, are we going to see more books or shows produced by you?

  190. the .com bubble by SirOgre · · Score: 1

    As one of the most famous spokesmen for a company that enjoyed tremendous success during the .com craze, why do you think the bubble burst and what is your outlook on the future for .coms that survived (Priceline, Amazon, etc.?)

  191. Question... by ampliphibian · · Score: 1

    What's the deal with Sulu?

  192. Priceline Supercomputer by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Since we all know that IBM hated Capt. Kirk because of his habit of killing computers...

    Do you ever get the urge to talk the Priceline supercomputer to death? :-)

    --
    General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    1. Re:Priceline Supercomputer by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Why can't you show a real supercomputer in the PRiiceline commercials instead of the heap of drain pipe and chrismas lights?

      It indeed does remind me of Madussa's love-child with an X-mas tree. They should do something like the Wopper in War Games, or something with semi-translucent rainbow trig blobs reminiscent of the 60's Trek computer screens.

      The Madussa blob has got to go.

  193. incubus by vroon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    mr. shatner,

    i saw the movie incubus for the first time a couple weeks ago, and i was very impressed by your performance. your delivery of your lines in esperanto is incredibly fluid and believable. how did you prepare for this role?

    the reviews for this movie are all over the place. some people love it, some absolutely hate it. what are your thoughts about it?

  194. Classic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha! Thanks for the laugh, I was wondering if somebody was going to go all "fanboy" on Shatner during the questioning.

  195. Who? by malana-cream · · Score: 1

    Who is William Shattner?

  196. And we made a big cluster of these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    standing in front of curved mirrors seemingly stretching onward toward infinity, and some of the actors in the cluster were named Beowulf. Jeez, the possibilities are boggling! StupenDOS.
    Wowsers.

  197. Celibrate? by dethl · · Score: 1

    I know you are Jewish...I was wondering if you had celibrated any such holidays on the set of any of your shows?

    --
    "Some fight for law. Some fight for justice. What will you fight for? One day, you will see."
  198. goulartek by knobmaker · · Score: 1

    Why didn't you give Ron Goulart co-author status on the Tek books? It's obvious to anyone familiar with his work that he wrote every word. Wasn't it really pretty cheesy to just thank him for his "help?"

  199. Canadian by xingix · · Score: 1

    How does it feel being a Canadian-born world reknown celebrity? Are you happy with the Canadian image in movies today? Do you still live in Canada? Oh, and is Bones really gay? He hit on my uncle in a bar in Santa Barbara in the 70's.

    --

    Confucious says: Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    // jeku.com

  200. Priceline by bkruiser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (1)How long did it actually take Priceline to grow a brain and realize that your ads were "Priceless" (2)The value of your Persona is Priceless. If you could be described as a likeable fun loving, Culthero, with tenencys toward silly and non-abrasive humor, would you take that as an attack on your acting or as the gift of your person. (3)-My favorite performance was your role in The Twilight Zone.

  201. Wheaton by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How does Shatner feel about Wheaton's success selling T-shirts emblazoned "I'm William Fucking Shatner"? see wilwheaton.net

    Tragically for Wil's semi-playful vendetta, he had a very pleasant encounter with Shatner at a television taping and, at least temporarily, suspended the jihad. :)

    1. Re:Wheaton by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Re : wilwheaton.net

      hey wil, check your /etc/httpd/httpd.conf file for 'DocumentRoot' then chown the files there to the user:group (again from httpd.conf)... you might also like to change the permissions so the new owner can read...

  202. Best Impersonation by JojoLinkyBob · · Score: 1

    In your opinion, which comic does best impersonation of you?
    "We're here...to ask...questions....questions that only know the answer....to."

    --
    -jc
  203. Question for the 60's mack daddy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or daddy mack, whichever you prefer.

    Anyways, I didn't feel like loggin in, so I'll post as an AC....

    William,
    How many of the girls Kirk scored with, did you really score with (an estimate would be fine). Also, are green chics really better?

    -The Iconoclast
    'An unconventional ecclectic who marches to the beat of a different drummer.'

  204. SF Maturity and Entertainment by Bo+Vandenberg · · Score: 1

    You have spent so much time, Star Trek, Tek War, etc... inside of constructed views of the future, has that informed you personally on how you have met your own future as you have grown older?

    What do you think of the influence of youth on experiamentation and change? Does the future always belong to our children to be explained to their parents?

    Star Trek is a very progressive universe in terms of racial harmony and everyone seems to magically have enough of everything. What do you think of darker more violent future views? More realistic? Less Mythic?

    Star trek software and computers seemed to be drawn from pure science without a profit motive or corporate presence, what are your thoughts on Software Patents and intellectual property?

    ps.

    Thanks for taking the time to answer the questions

  205. Is it a wig? by chegosaurus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ask him. Go on. I dare you. I double dare you.

    1. Re:Is it a wig? by wiredog · · Score: 2

      No. He has a pet tribble.

  206. Star Trek: Generations by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner, were you as relieved as we were when your doppelganger Captain James Tiberius Kirk was killed in Star Trek: Generations?

    1. Re:Star Trek: Generations by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      NOTE!: (insert disarming smile to parent)

  207. Continuity and Canon? by Schnapple · · Score: 2
    It is my information that while the Star Wars universe has a fairly rigid canon (stepped on occasionally by the new prequels), Star Trek's continuity is all over the map. While the television shows and movies have some degree of consistency (admirable, given the sheer number of opportunities to throw continuity out the window, which happens occasionally), most Trekkers agree to make things easier by simply ignoring any and all Star Trek novels with regards to canon (which, incidentally, appears to be the main source of continuing plotlines for Star Wars fans).

    Though I haven't read them, I notice a lot of novels you've written with Picard and Kirk working together, which obviously is another slap to canon. What's your take on Trek canon? Do you think its a big deal or not? What is your response to those who take it seriously?

  208. What would you have done differently? by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

    Looking back on your career, what would you have done differently? Do you have regrets for things you said, things you wrote, or decisions that you made? Are there people that you believe you wronged and, if so, what would you say to them now?

  209. Oooh! Oooh! Call on me! by fzammett · · Score: 1

    Since most of the questions thus far posted here seem to have roughly taken the form:

    "Gee Mr. Shatner sir, you really kinda suck as an actor and you make a fool out of yourself every chance you get for a buck. So, my question is: why do you do it? Are you a total moron or does your booze habit just really cost THAT much??"

    I thought instead that I'd ask you something much more relevant and pleasent for you to answer:

    In what horribly painful way (or ways) would you like to torture until dead the legions of nerds who infest this site, for much like Vyger they are but children, instinctively wanting, needing to find purpose in their dismal existences?

    Perhaps if they merged with a hot babe like your former navigator, they too could evolve into a higher form (Yeah, I know, it was merging with Decker that did this, but the facts are inconvenient right now, so I'm changing them, much like a true Linux Zealot does!)

    Then again, they are by and large geeks with technical fetishes, so joining with ANY babe is otherwise out of the question. But I digress...

    Rather than simply telling them to get a life, which none of them would do unless the source for that life was freely available to them, how would you, the great Captin Kirk, deal with them?

    Photon torpedo up the ass? Sick the PriceLine Super-Computer on them?

    (I actually LOVED 'The Return' by the way, that's one!)

    --
    If a pion (n-) collides with a proton in the woods & noone is there to hear it, does lamdba decay into the source pa
  210. The balance between Hollywood and Real Life by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a normal everyday guy from Canada, it seems hard for "the public" to grasp the diparity between "Bill Shatner, age 61, three adult children, loves horses" and "Actor/Singer/Producer/Writer William Shatner blah blah blah fourth wife ... blah blah blah personal tragedy .... blah blah blah inside scoop" that Hollywood and the Tabloid press seem to turn everyone's life into.

    At the end of the day, has the fame been worth the price? Is knowing that you've raised three daughters and entertained people for several decades worth the cost of your privacy? Do you feel that overall, you've gotten a fair shake, even after all the public airings of your alleged failings as a person? Are you going to continue to live in the limelight during your golden years, or settle in and call it good, letting the cards land where they may?

    Do you feel you've finished your professional legacy and are ready to leave it for media history, or do you fret over whether or not that legacy is "good enough?" And the same regarding your personal legacy as a man, a husband, a father, a son? What advice can you give to others so that they don't have any regrets?

    --
    SlashSigTheorem: Humorous, Political, Critical, Constructive- If you have a .sig, someone WILL complai
    1. Re:The balance between Hollywood and Real Life by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      As a normal everyday guy from Canada,

      Sorry for the confusion, that should be "as you are a normal, everyday guy from Canada..."

      And DISPARITY.

      I spent a while proofreading and was still way late on the submission :)

    2. Re:The balance between Hollywood and Real Life by billwie · · Score: 1

      PLLLEEEAASE let this question make it to the final list!!!

    3. Re:The balance between Hollywood and Real Life by (H)olyGeekboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a very well-reasoned and thought-provoking question, I believe.

      There are not a lot of people who would think to ask such things point-blank to a "celebrity." But the truth is, he is just a man. At 61 years old, he's probably learned more than a few things.

      If he can impart some of that knowledge on us, everyone is the better.

    4. Re:The balance between Hollywood and Real Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a normal everyday guy from Canada, it seems hard for "the public" to grasp...

      That would be, of course, "the Canadian public" since people in other countries aren't all drooling retards.

      And the same regarding your personal legacy as a man, a husband, a father, a son?

      What about your legacy as a frostback? Do you think anyone will ever give a fuck about that icy wasteland north of the U.S.?

  211. How many trees? by aitala · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    It seems to me that there are just too many Star Trek (TM) books out there. They have even invented 'new' series to milk the franchise. They overrun the bookshelves of most major bookstores, forcing out other science fiction, in my opinion. I have not even picked one up in years because of the quality and plain greedy capitalism of the Paramount and Pocket Books.

    As an author (and Captain Kirk (TM)), what is your opinion?

    Eric Aitala

    --
    Eric Aitala
    www.f1m.com
  212. Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will the Next REAL Star Trek movie come out with you blasting Romulans and Klingons and Iraqis into oblivian?

  213. Ricardo Montalban... by yunfat · · Score: 1

    Do you get crank calls where someone yells "Kirk" and just hangs up?

    --
    "Smokey, this isn't Nam, there are rules." -Walter
  214. I AM A BIG, FAT, JUICY TROLL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr Shatner,

    After leaving your renowned role on the series "Star Wars", you wrote a series of TekWar novels. Do you still think that was a good idea?

  215. tribbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    were any of the tribbles in the troubles with tribbles episodes made from your wigs?

  216. Priceline.com by g(zerofunk.org) · · Score: 1

    What is the best deal, and where was it to, have you got from priceline.com?
    g

  217. GalaxyQuest by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner, what are your thoughts on the Tim Allen movie GalaxyQuest? BTW, Are you a Leafs or a Habs fan?

  218. Pennies from the Twiligh Zone by ellem · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I never got that episode with the fortune machine:

    1 -- Where did you get so many pennies? Your slacks seemed awfully snug and I did not notice and penny roll bulges

    2 -- Were the forunes real or were you making them real?

    --
    This .sig is fake but accurate.
  219. Priceline DOT BOMB by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 0

    How much did you make selling Priceline shares before the whole Priceline house of cards collapsed?

    Didn't you realize bidding on groceries online was STUPID?

  220. Quality of Star Trek decreasing? by tuxlove · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hi Bill,

    I'm curious to know what you think of the "modern day" Star Trek shows that come out every now and then. I feel the shows have degraded in quality, and have become less reminiscent of the original series with each new series that comes out. The Next Generation was generally good, but following shows seem to be progressively less interesting and engaging. Granted, it's a tall order to create a show that surpasses the original Star Trek, but I think they could have done a lot better.

    At the risk of biting the hand that feeds (or fed) you, I'd like to hear the honest truth as you see it. What do you think of the four Star Trek spinoffs? Is the franchise still kicking after so many years, or is it time to put it out to pasture?

    By the way, I have to tell you that you were my idol growing up. I learned everything I needed to know about women from Captain Kirk!

    1. Re:Quality of Star Trek decreasing? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      By the way, I have to tell you that you were my idol growing up. I learned everything I needed to know about women from Captain Kirk!

      Oh great. You probably scan your dates to make sure they don't shape-shift into a rock monster. Go ahead, make us geeks *all* look bad.

  221. Re:What if... What about these wheaton tshirts? by puto · · Score: 2

    And if you could get Wil Wheaton to explain these

    tshirts he sells.

    http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/prod.aspx?p=wilwheat on .1860922&zoom=yes#zoom

    What happened between he and the Shat?

    I own one and everyone loves it.

    TheFlatline

    --
    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
  222. Wheaton vs. Shatner by Monofilament · · Score: 1

    Everyone has asked the question who would win a fight between you Picard and Kirk.. thats overplayed. What I want to know is have you planned a Wil Wheaton against William Shatner dual of some sort? After your /. interview do you plan on becoming an avid reader of slashdot and choosing an avatar to vie Karma away from CleverNickname?

    --


    Who makes you Sig?
  223. Acting Lesson by donpardo · · Score: 1

    Is it "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn" or "Kahhhhhhhhhhhhhhn?"

    --
    Nothing to see here. Move along.
  224. MPAA by jhines0042 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Concerning the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). Do you consider them to be a boon or a bane to actors and actressess?

    --
    42 - So long and thanks for all the fish.
  225. Star Trek by jobugeek · · Score: 1

    Did you ever get to help pick out the non-essential personal that would inevitably die on each episode?

    --
    I'm not drunk, I just have a speech impediment. And a stomach virus. And an inner ear infection.
  226. Mr. Shatner, how did........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the worst actor in the universe (yourself) get to be so fsckin popular? Face it, you suck!

  227. Ranger Bob by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    Have we really seen you go over the top with your acting yet?

  228. Howard Stern may have covered this... by ellem · · Score: 1

    But seriously; did you bang Heather Locklear or what?

    --
    This .sig is fake but accurate.
  229. onion av club interview by lysander · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Onion AV Club just had an interview with Shatner. Besides being rather interesting, it's a list of questions that you can avoid reasking.

    --
    GET YOUR WEAPONS READY! --DR.LIGHT
  230. Thank You! by blackwave · · Score: 1

    Thank you for all the wonderful acting and signning. It was most certainly unique, and greatly appreciated!
    I had purchased the album: Spaced Out: The Best of Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner, and was looking forward to have you sign it at the August 2002 convention in Las Vegas. Unfortunately, a few of us who had the same idea in mind could not follow through after we had learned that you and Nimoy were both charging around $60-80 dollars per signature each!
    My question is why do you charge for signatures from your fans? If I would have had you and Nimoy sign the CD it would have cost me over 160$USD + the price of the CD, for something I was not planning to resell (such as the pigs on eBay)... without adding value to the CD, other than being appreciated as a fan, with a precious keepsake.
    I listen to the CD every once in a while, and think your singing is seriously something I enjoy. Thank you for everything, I enjoy watching you and listening to you (non-psychotically of course)!
    blackwave@hush.com

    --
    -=BW=-
  231. Question for William Shatner by tyrione · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner,

    What first 4 steps would you recommend to one who is looking to get his first novel published?

    P.S. Your part in Showtime was a riot. It helped the movie out when it needed it.

  232. POSSIBLE WONT TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not certain, but I think it's possible that you want "wont" up there instead of "want".

    1. Re:POSSIBLE WONT TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase in question is:
      "for want of a better word"

      ie: for lack (or wanting) of a better word.

      For wont of a better word is shown in the excerpt from www.dictionary.com:

      Wont (n) Accustomed or used: "The poor man is wont to complain that this is a cold world"

      which meaning clearly doesn't work.
      "for wont of a better word" would mean being accustomed to a better word. (I guess...)

  233. The future. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've noticed several members of many science fiction/space opera show casts are active in different organizations that are related to the exploration of space.

    What about you? What are your thoughts on the importance of humans leaving the Earth?

  234. First Interracial Kiss -- Koenig comment by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    If he is asked about the Nichols kiss -- I think Koenig commented in his book "Warped Factors" that there were actually six takes or so of the shot, and the execs were still unsure whether they were willing to go along with the kiss. Each take, Shatner kept kissing Nichols (I would have, too). In the last shot for the night (before the crew went on hyper-overtime pay), he assented and didn't kiss her -- but crossed his eyes in the close-up, which wasn't caught until it was too late to do over.

    True story? His stroke for civil rights, or just general randiness?

  235. Incubus? by rleibman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cxu vi sekvis vian lernadon de la internacia post "Incubus"?
    Kontraux la stulteco la dioj mem batalas vane.

  236. Where did you get that purple suit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The suit you wore on Iron Chef USA looked like a design collaboration between Willy Wonka and Prince.

    So where can I get one?

  237. Uhm, it's still around. by Viewsonic · · Score: 2

    And new commercials are shown every day.

    1. Re:Uhm, it's still around. by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      Sure. It's trading at $1.56. IPO was $16, high was $160.

      How is this NOT a dot bomb?

  238. Here's a few: by Thedalek · · Score: 1

    Is the TekWar series of novels over?

    Do you prefer to take Sci-Fi roles as an actor?

    Do you prefer to watch Sci-Fi shows/movies?

    What's the most obscure show/movie that you think deserves more recognition?

    What creative or acting persuits are currently on your horizon?

    What question were you most hoping someone would ask, but they didn't?

    --
    Happiness is relative, Based upon the way we live.
  239. What were you thinking ? by blakestah · · Score: 2

    When you decided to record Mr Tambourine Man ?

  240. Re:SNL skit -- jk by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Nooooo, he was just kidding ... except about YOU.

  241. Do you still speak Esperanto? by Byteme · · Score: 1

    It was a great film... did you learn Esperanto for the part, or did you make the cut because you already spoke it?

  242. Favorite director's shot by jefft0 · · Score: 1

    As directory of Start Trek V, what was your favorite shot?

  243. Does Bill read Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm confused...

    So, does Mr. Shatner read Slashdot.... or does someone at Slashdot know William Shatner? What's the story here?

  244. Settle the dispute.. by nolife · · Score: 1

    vi or emacs?

    --
    Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
    1. Re:Settle the dispute.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notepad, you moron...get with the program!

  245. Seriously...are we cool? by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey Bill,

    Are we cool, or what? I mean, I always thought you didn't like me, but I had a good time with you at Weakest Link watching the World Series.

    So are we cool, or was that just pre-game strategy?

    Wil

    1. Re:Seriously...are we cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      So, Wil...

      Are we cool? I mean, I always thought you didn't know me from Adam, but I always enjoy your postings on /.

      So are we cool? Or are ya just drumming up publicity for the next show?

      -- Every Slashdotter Here

    2. Re:Seriously...are we cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could someone please push Wesley out the airlock?

  246. Who would you pick by speculums · · Score: 1

    If they were to do a movie about your life (almost a certainty at this point), who would you want to represent you onscreen (assuming you can't pick yourself, or clone yourself and make your clone do it)? Who do you think would actually end up performing this herculean task? And what pointers would you give them so they could do the job right.

    --
    Vivez sans temps mort
    1. Re:Who would you pick by bbh · · Score: 1

      Wil Wheaton of course...

  247. Khan, how many takes? by jeblucas · · Score: 2
    Gathering momentum as a meme here in the office is the word "Khan", shrieked at the top of one's lungs to express a pained, frustrated, attitude as a result of someone else's stupidity, arrogance, etc.

    How many takes were there for that seminal scene? Were you so in character that you just nailed it spontaneously--it's clearly not unscripted, as the overhead camera shows. Did Meyer (or perhaps second unit directors Wise or Espinoza) have to coax the anguish out of you? Was there catharsis after knowing you'd perfected it and created a moment that endures 20 years later--even amongst the non-Trekker crowd?

    --
    blarg.
  248. Captain's Chair e-bay auction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was the stain on the Captain's Chair from?

  249. Shatner Questions by Chasuk · · Score: 2

    Mr Shatner,

    1. Did you write any of the novels that bear your name, or were they ghosted? If you did "write" them, was your contribution 100%, or were there contributors?

    2. I saw Disney's The Black Hole when I was a teen. I didn't see a worse film until Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, which shared similarly cheesey themes. Did you direct this movie as an unconscious homage, or were the parallels deliberate?

    3. Are you bothered by the homoerotic fan-fiction which flourishes on the 'net (most of it involving you and Spock)?

  250. Question for Mr. Shatner by jeepliberty · · Score: 1

    Who's your father's son that's not your brother? (I hope you don't say Dan Quayle)

  251. Women's Issues by AntiPasto · · Score: 2

    Your character often (if not mostly) found his way into the hearts of many women. How do you feel the portrayal of the female has changed? Is it better and more respectful now, or is it more subversive?

    1. Re:Women's Issues by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      s/hearts/pants

      --
      They that would sacrifice their .sig space for that cliched Franklin quote deserve neither.
  252. Leafs or Habs? by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner, for the record: Toronto Maple Leafs or Montreal Canadians - who is your team? - Klingons on ice

  253. Type casting difficulties. by cordsie · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Your status and fame are tied primarily, or at least began with, your cult status in you know which role. How difficult have you found it to branch off into more 'serious' (for lack of a better word) projects, and have you found yourself running into problems with being type cast when being considered for other roles? Do you feel that the media takes you less seriously than you deserve? More?

    Alternatively, If you could be remembered for a single project or work, what would it be?

  254. Aftershocks of Priceline? by Deep+Penguin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You were essentially a test-case for Dot Com compensation practices crossing over into Hollywood. From the news coverage of them since, it doesn't appear to have been a personal financial success to you. How did the rise and fall of Priceline.com affect your attitudes of the Internet? What impact do you think these events will have on novel compensation schemes for actors in the future?

  255. SEXUAL UNDERTONES by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner:

    Considering that Star Trek was supposed to be a serious show about the future, there were an awful lot of gorgeous women running around in skimpy outfits on the set and you had your shirt off half the time. How did you, the other actors, and Roddenberry feel about the sexual undertones in Star Trek? Was it something forced on you by the studio? Or did you feel it was a legitimate part of the show?

    GMD

    1. Re:SEXUAL UNDERTONES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of all the unreleased star trek pornos they made! Get off me Bones! More thrust Scotty!

    2. Re:SEXUAL UNDERTONES by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      How did you, the other actors, and Roddenberry feel about the sexual undertones in Star Trek? Was it something forced on you by the studio? Or did you feel it was a legitimate part of the show?

      Well, they had to compete with MaryAnn and those tight little shorts of hers. The competition was stiff, really really stiff.

  256. Who do you like to work with? by CresentCityRon · · Score: 2

    Who was fun to work with, both Star Trek related and on the variety of other projects you've been a part of?

    Most of us simply see the performances. It would be interesting to know more about the people and the interactions.

  257. Was it a tough decision? by andrew_0812 · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner,

    The original Star Trek series was very low budget and many people were surprised that it survived those first few seasons. Did you know that the show was going to be like this before you signed on? And was it a difficult decision for you to take the role of Kirk?

  258. Enterprise computers by wxyze · · Score: 2, Funny
    What operating system did the Enterprise run on? Was it UNIX-based, something totally new, or was it Windows 2300?

    I figured the real reason the M-5 went nuts in "The Ultimate Computer" wasn't because of Dr. Richard Deystrom's psycho engrams, but because Microsoft has a habit of engineering incompatibilities with competitor's products. Also, Spock must have known when he asked the computer to calculate the absolute value of PI in "Wolf in the Fold" that only a Microsoft OS could be crippled by a runaway process like that.

    1. Re:Enterprise computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They ran CP/M on the series, mickeysoft had just purchased QDOS(Quick and Dirty OPerating System) from Seattle Computing and had not had any time to introduce the requisite bugs yet.

  259. Do-Over and Slashdot Interest by limekiller4 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mr Shatner,

    If you went back in point to the moment you were offered the role of Captain Kirk, would you still take it? If so, why? If not, why and what would you have done differently?

    Also, given that you agreed to a Q&A, I have to ask; are you a regular reader of Slashdot?

    --
    My .02,
    Limekiller
  260. Star Trek V DVD by Blob+Pet · · Score: 1

    Has the possibility of Paramount asking you to redo Star Trek V gotten any better in recent months now that the special editions of the first 3 motion pictures have sold so well? I understand that a weak script and a small number of deleted scenes make it difficult.

    --
    "...today consumers have been conditioned to think of beer when they see a bullfrog..."
  261. Excellent Question! by evenprime · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I saw Incubus a while back on Sci-Fi, and thought the idea of having dialog in esperanto was neat. I hope someone mods the parent to this up.

    --

    "Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative" - Miyamoto Musashi
    I think that goes for OS's too
  262. Parodies and fan movies by kliment · · Score: 1

    How do you feel about Samuli Torssonen's imitation of you? Here is an example. (The quality has improved much from the first ones. The very first ones were no good for non-finnish speakers, the later ones are much better)

  263. Time at McGill by peg0cjs · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's fairly well known (at least here in Canada) that you attended McGill University for some time. They even went so far as to rename the Student Union building the Shatner Building.

    I've heard that you were invited to the renaming ceremony, but refused to attend. I've also heard that you generally speak very poorly of your time at McGill. What was it about McGill that was so dreadful/horrible/annoying/etc that has made you so sour on the subject?

    --
    Karma: Excellent (Mainly due to Bill & Ted's Karma Adventure)
    1. Re:Time at McGill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The McFish(though personally, I have a thing against the McNuggets).

    2. Re:Time at McGill by Zey · · Score: 0

      Lets just hope the building wasn't the student union's food court. The idea of going to the Shatner Building for food is just a little bit gruesome.

    3. Re:Time at McGill by twilight30 · · Score: 2

      I guess I'm answering my own question (later in the discussion), but I was on the committee that had the name of the building changed.

      The invitation did go out. Unfortunately there were intimations that we were embarrassing him, and that we were doing it to hit him up for cash (at the time McGill was the most indebted university in the world), so he politely declined. He did go back briefly, and this was filmed for a 'Life and Times' segment on CBC several years back. As to the embarrassment portion, well, we didn't want to change it to 'Starfleet Academy'; we just wanted to be a bit less serious than our reputation suggests.

      Shatner was a Commerce student, if I remember correctly, when he started doing short plays and whatnot on something of a lark (at least, this is what I've heard). Probably didn't want to freeze in winter there!

      --
      ========================================
      Death will come, and will have your eyes
      -- Pavese
  264. Star Trek Episode "Spock's Brain" by KJSwartz · · Score: 1

    Your latest commercial for Priceline.com places you in front of the Priceline.com computer. The first time I saw this, I thought it was a spoof of Star Trek's episode of "Spock's Brain". As I haven't seen Leonard Nimoy lately, can you vouch it isn't Nimoy's Brain in there?

  265. Guest starring by evilpenguin · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner:

    In the mid to late 1970's you did a guest spot on the classic TV detective show, Columbo, titled "Fade in to Murder." In it, you played a scheming, demanding, difficult Canadian-born TV star. I'm genuinely curious if the original script contained some of these details, or if the details were added as "in-jokes." You are, after all, well known as a Canadian-born TV star, and, deserved or not, I have certainly heard the other adjectives applied to you.

  266. Is that a wig or real hair? by Opiuman · · Score: 1

    We have to know, we've been wondering forever.

  267. Google search on shatner & wheaton by roalt · · Score: 3, Funny
    Funny,

    If you search for "william shatner" "wil wheaton" in google, the first hit is ... indeed the WWDN T-shirt!

    Can Wil send CmdrTaco a T-shirt so he can pass it on to Shatner during the interview?

  268. Captain Kirk's death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the death of Captain Kirk sucked, he deserved a much better death. What do you think about it? Could a "better" death have been planned but cut during production? If you'd have to redo this scene today, what would you do differently?

  269. Is he dead, Jim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (had to ask)

  270. Question for Mr. Shatner by cioxx · · Score: 2

    Lets say Enterprise was running Windows NT as an operating system, how frequently do you think the starship would crash?

  271. Bigger than life to your family? by CresentCityRon · · Score: 2

    Does your family quip TJ Hooker or Star Trek jokes to you? Or do they love you for who you are?

  272. Have to ask... by GreggBert · · Score: 1

    Is that your real hair or have you glued a tribble to your cranium ?

    --


    If you don't understand anything I post, please accept that I ate paste as a small boy...
  273. Rocketman. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why?!?

  274. In your opinion... by yorgo · · Score: 1

    ...who does the best Shatner (Kirk, Hooker, etc.) impersonation?

  275. Enterprise by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner,

    Do you watch Enterprise? Do you like it?

  276. st missing from ev by forand · · Score: 1

    Why was Star Trek missing from the short ev in the original post? There are some very young readers of /. who may not remember the reruns from the eighties and may not have cable(hey I don't!) to view current reruns.

  277. Mr. Shatner, What is your favorite episode .... by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Hi,

    I'm 39 years old and watched Star Trek as a kid.
    I even watch it on the Sci-Fi channel now, with my
    children.

    My favorite episode is Menagerie.

    What is your favorite episode from Star Trek?

  278. Oh, those ears, those eeeaaars by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It was all Nimoy... Spock just sweeps us off our feet...

    You chicks dug the things he could do with his ears, no doubt.

    Hey, does anybody know of any trek porno spoofs where spock does you know what with his ears? Or Volcan babes with pointy you know what? And Klingon babes with those teeth. Circumcision Vegas style.

  279. TEKWAR by TheMerk · · Score: 1

    Are there any plans for anymore TV adaptations of your TEKWAR books?

  280. Star trek tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What bit of Star Trek technology would you most like to see developed some day in the real world?

  281. Free Enterprise by Herbmaster · · Score: 2

    How did it come about that you did the movie Free Enterprise? How did the filmmakers approach you about doing the project? Were you enthusiastic about it? How much of your 'character' was you and how much of it was parody?

    --
    I'm not a smorgasbord.
  282. Captain's chair by NetMagi · · Score: 1

    When the series was over did you take the captain's chair home with you?

    If so, do you sometimes find yourself in it barking orders into the dark abyss of your garage late at night drenched in sweat with red lights blinking and no idea how you got there?

  283. Who would win.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...between TJ Hooker and TJ Laser?

  284. Re:Do they let you use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about, did you finally agree to this interview with the intention to feed it to the priceline.com supercomputer.

  285. YAPQ (Yet Another Priceline Question!) by prock307 · · Score: 1

    With your endorsement of the Priceline.com supercomputer, you must have some knowledge of how powerful their supercomputer is.

    How do you think the Priceline.com supercomputer compares to the envisioned power of the main computer aboard the starship Enterprise (any Enterprise you have set foot on)?

    And did you ever imagine, during the filming of the original series, that computers would be as powerful as they are today?

  286. You vs. Roddenberry by Iscariot_ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How much of the Captain Kirk character was developed by you, and how much was developed by Roddenberry?

  287. About your career by scanrate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you knew then what you know now, would you still
    get involved with Star Trek?

  288. Canadians in American Media by Champaign · · Score: 1

    To what do you attribute the disproportionate success Canadians have had as Comedians, Actors and Singers in the US?

    As you've been all three, I assume you have a unique perspective on this.

  289. Ask this! Ask this!!! by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    Bill,

    Are you out of your Vulcan mind!!!??

    Trolling4Dollars

  290. Movies, Television; Books or Music? by krinsh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I understand that your celebrity has allowed you to do more than just television since that famous show in the 60s; and I freely admit having read or watched quite a bit of it. My wife has even gotten me a lot of audio of "Star Trek Memories" and some other material including the Trek fiction for Christmas; though I know she doesn't want me to realize that quite yet. I like your version of the Iron Chef and while I don't make it a huge fanboy point to grab the latest Shatner imprint; your books and music are well received by me. Maybe I'm not a proper critic or something but I don't care.

    In any case, I just want to know what you have liked doing best. Were the films - not just Trek and not just your parodies of yourself in films like "Free Enterprise" (the 'Caesar rap' at the end is a hit at my house) - more fun to do than the television series you have been in? Or has writing or music been better? I can imagine the ravaging crowds of fans (or detractors) at conventions or premiere events being a down side to your career; but I want to know what project you have most enjoyed doing - or even if they are all equally enjoyable from a personal and professional view. Thank you for some great (and some corny) entertainment over the years.

    --
    I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
    1. Re:Movies, Television; Books or Music? by krinsh · · Score: 2

      Alright let me correct a little bit of that - perhaps your celebrity itself hasn't given you inroads to other means of entertainment; that is not my question here. My opinion is your talent and influence has gotten you where you are; and don't want to start a huge Slashdot thread about that or have you answer or defend any part of your career based on how you got there, OK? I just want to know what type of project you've most enjoyed working on...!

      --
      I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  291. Re:The Transformed Man wasn't supposed to be "musi by kevcol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow- this is great! There are so many knowledgable Trek fans who know most of the answers from personal anecdotes that Shatner has talked about or that they witnessed at conventions that I won't even bother to wait for his replies!

  292. Imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a beowulf cluster of priceline.com supercomputers. Any plans to build one?

  293. Heavens, no! by LintMan · · Score: 2

    Despite the ads, they don't dare let him near the Priceline.com Supercomputer:

    He might let slip one of his powerful logical paradox bombs and cause it to self destruct! (ie: "This statement is a lie", or "This is not my real hair".)

  294. Ignoring all the rules.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. What is the most important dramatic work you have ever been involved with, and why? (No restrictions between TV, screen, and stage, but if you pick stage, I would also like to know how that affected your answer.) 2. If you had to design a computer from scratch, what would be the most important features? You are allowed to use any real or imaginary features, as long as they're clean. :-)

  295. What would you do now with your life now? by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

    Hello Mr. Shatner,

    If you were to have grown up amongst the Generation-Xers (born 1966 to 1975), what do you think you'd be working at instead of acting? Have you ever thought about a career outside of acting or the public? Did you ever have a secret passion for something other than acting?

    Thanks... I think a lot of us are wondering if you'd be a geek just like us here on /.

  296. A few things I've always wanted to know: by airrage · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Some Film and TV roles seem to transend themselves and take on a life of their own. Michael Landon is Charles Ingalls from Little House on the Prarie, Yule Brenner is the King of Siam, George Scott is Patton, and you are, of course, Captain James T. Kirk. I know you lampooned the trekkies on SNL, telling them to "Get a Life", but how much does the Star Trek genre affect your life and career. Even now, is it difficult to land roles without someone imagining you as Captain Kirk? Can you remember a time before you heard the word "Romulan" or do you envision a future where you can forget it? Also, can you give a sense of how annoying it is to be given Star Trek references while trying to run your everyday errands?

    --
    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
    1. Re:A few things I've always wanted to know: by AgentTim3 · · Score: 1
      And George Peppard is Lt. Col. John "Hannibal" Smith.

      And if you've got a problem, no one else can help, and if you can find him...maybe you can hire...the A-Team.

  297. My question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What...is...your...next...project...goingtobe?

  298. virus by sstory · · Score: 2

    since in the 60's you talked no fewer than 5 computers into self-destructing, could you claim prior art and patent malicious code? Afterward, you could sue every virus writer into oblivion. That's almost as good as saving the galaxy. thanks, Steve Story Raleigh, NC

  299. Tribble Love by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many Tribbles did you sodomize in "Trouble with Tribbles"?

  300. Give us some advice! by Badgerman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You've had, to say the least, a very interesting life with many ups, downs, and detours. So I have a two part question.

    1) Based on your life experience, what is one thing you'd advise no one EVER do, and why?

    2) Based on your life experience, what is one thing you'd advise everyone to definitely do (at least once), and why?

    --
    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
  301. the key by DragonTHC · · Score: 0

    what's the key to portraying character that will be extremely memorable ?

    --
    They're using their grammar skills there.
  302. The "new" Captains... by pdboddy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner, I would ask you what you thought of the captains that followed in your footsteps: Captain Picard, Captain Sisko, Captain Janeway and Captain Archer, of The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager and Enterprise respectively. What sort of input did you have, if any, in the four series? Are you planning to do any more scifi TV shows? I enjoyed your Tekwar series. Which do you like portraying more, a good guy, a bad guy, or an anti-hero? Thanks for allowing us to pester you with questions you've probably answered many times over. =)

    --
    Julie Moult is an idiot.
  303. Priceline.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what OS does the priceline.com supercomputer run, what hardware does it run on and what kind of interconnect does it have?

  304. Your opinion of hardcore fans by cacav · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the best Saturday Night Live shows I can remember was when you appeared on it as a host. I thought the skit of you at the Star Trek convention was excellent, BTW. Especially when you tore into the Trekkies who seem like the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons.

    Though your diatribe ("Get a life people") was brushed aside as the talk of the "Evil Kirk", what's your real opinion of the die hard fans? Granted many are a bit excessive, but do you appreciate the attention or do you find it annoying at all?

    1. Re:Your opinion of hardcore fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seen the Triumph the insult comic dog skit with him dogging star wars fans and the spock giving the finger?

    2. Re:Your opinion of hardcore fans by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      him dogging star wars fans and the spock giving the finger?

      "Mommy, does that mean just live long or just prosper?"

  305. Reputation by redtail1 · · Score: 1

    Whether or not it is deserved, how does it feel to go through life knowing the first phrase people around the world think of after hearing your name is "bad acting"? Do you ever want to crawl back under the covers and never leave the house again?

  306. Need a number by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    On your horse farm... How many saddle-bred horses do you have (including the colt that was born earlier this week)?

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  307. Rescue 911 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife is a devoted viewer of both
    Star Trek and Rescue 911. After seeing shows
    about infant CPR, she was able to perform it on
    our 18 month son (now turning 13) and save his
    life! Thanks! Have you received many comments
    from those that, in part as a result of your show,
    learned CPR, became interested in life saving, or
    became a medical professional?

  308. Blue chicks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr. Shatner,
    Are blue skinned chicks pink inside?

  309. Microquestion by Dj · · Score: 2

    Mr Shatner, have you no shame?

    Crow T. Robot - "Shatner, Shatner, Shatner, no, he's not in this one, we're safe" - MST3K the Movie.

    --
    "You know you want me baby!" - Crow T Robot
  310. Snob reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to have a snob/rude reputation around here in central Kentucky when you come for your horses. I myself will not place any such judgement upon you since I have not met you myself.

    But my two-part question is, do you have such a reputation in other parts of the country/world, and what do you say about such a reputation?

  311. Video of Shatner at an Intel conference by spambrian · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Shatner's been making the techno rounds since he release his new book (I'm Working On That). I have video of him at Intel Developer Forum (pretty cool actually).

    http://www.siliconchef.com/archives/00000257.html

  312. Pool accident by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The 911 recording from your call reporting your wife's tragic pool accident, has been played, re-played, and played again on radio stations throughout the country. In fact, I heard it just the other day. In the weeks following the accident, the recording was played almost constantly.

    Usually when I hear the recording, its associated with classless humor, usually radio talk show hosts trying to be funny, cracking "shatner jokes" and similiar.

    I know personally that if my wife met a tragic and untimely death, I would despise all those making jokes about it!

    How has this public attention (mockery) to the incident effected your life?

    --
    Skiers and Riders -- http://www.snowjournal.com
  313. John Belushi = Captain Kirk by The+Breeze · · Score: 2

    John Belushi spent hours studying you as Kirk in preparation for his famous Saturday Night Live skit. He reportedly was not only very proud of it, but somewhat in awe of you as well. Did you ever see that skit and what did you think of it?

  314. Iron Chef USA by ShadeEagle · · Score: 2

    The obligatory ICUSA question... ah...

    My question is this: Before doing Iron Chef USA, how much (if any) Iron Chef (Featuring Kaga Takeshi, Fukui-san and Ohta) have you seen, and what are your opinions on it?

    Bonus Questions: Who is your favorite "Japan" Iron Chef? Favorite USA Iron Chef?

  315. Esperanto? by Tax+Boy · · Score: 1

    You're the only actor I heard of who ever did an Esperanto movie (The Incubus). How was that experience? Don't you think that Esperanto has been greatly underutilized in film today?

  316. 2 Questions by kb2blx2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, Will there be any more Tek Wars movies? Second, What do you think of the fact that most SF is nowadasy very dark and hard compared to the early days of ST?

  317. Wedding Present song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you heard the Wedding Present song Shatner and if so,
    what do you think?

  318. What made you decide to accept various roles? by Thag · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm wondering what made you decide to accept the various roles you have played in movies and television, particularly after you were established as an actor and money was less of an immediate issue.

    Was it the type of role, the people involved in the production, the script, the chance to do something new?

    What do you look for currently?

    Jon Acheson

    --
    All opinions expressed herein are my own, and not those of my employers, who are appalled.
  319. Will you donate to the Smithosonian Museums... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A collection of the various hairpieces that all of us have grown to know and love? You've had more hair than a flock of tribbles. Following the Prime Directive, should these life forms be allowed to live long and prosper?

  320. There's more by IPFreely · · Score: 5, Funny
    Shatner was a guest on 3rd Rock From the Sun with Lothgow, and they both made references to that story.

    Shatner gets off an airplane and comments how he thought he saw something outside on the wing. Lithgow says Yeah, the same thing happened to him.

    For that and much more, it was all around one of the best 3rd Rock episodes.

    --
    There is nothing so silly as other peoples traditions, and nothing so sacred as our own.
    1. Re:There's more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it was all around one of the best 3rd Rock episodes

      Not saying much...

    2. Re:There's more by Ricdude · · Score: 4, Informative

      Big Giant Head (Shatner): I thought I saw something on the wing, but noone believed me.

      High Commander (Lithgow): The same thing happened to me!

      Hands down, the funniest moment ever on broadcast television. I missed half of the episode, clutching my sides in laughter. No one else in the room got it... Their loss. =)

      --
      How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
    3. Re:There's more by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

      I'm laughing my ass off in the office right now, and no one gets the joke. HA HA! I'm going to die laughing!!

  321. Priceline.com by dbretton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you use priceline.com to book all of your flights?

    Or do you no longer fly due to the whole "There's something out on the wing!!" thing?

  322. vic-20... by z80 · · Score: 1

    Mr Shatner,

    when participating in several print-ads for the VIC-20 home computer in the early 80s, did you get to keep one for yourself and if so - did you use it ?

    --
    -- http://z80.org - all opinions, all the time --
  323. Re:Do they let you use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What frame rate does the Priceline.com server generate on the Doom III alpha.

  324. Forgiveness by Uma+Thurman · · Score: 2

    I want to know if you ever forgave those Klingon bastards for what they did to your boy? It sure seemed like a big deal to you at the time.

    --
    This is America, damnit. Speak Spanish!
  325. The past and the now by adilsonoliveira · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dear Mr. Shatner As Kirk, you used gadgets and technologies as communicators, tricorders, teletransport, warp drive, etc. We're far(?) from teleportation and faster-than-light travel but today we *do* have stuff like the communicators and tricorders. At that time, do you feel you will really see something of that technology on real life?

    --
    Faith can move mountains. I prefer dynamite.
  326. on your old music recordings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how drunk/stoned were you when you recorded Mr. Tambourine Man and Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds?

  327. Re:YR by medscaper · · Score: 1
    of the egregious hamminess of some of ST on the perception that TV (or SF) wasn't

    And, to follow up, I'd like to PO that, though IANAL, AFAIK, and IAASTF, IMHO (or IMNSHO), I have noticed a lot of ridiculous (R) acronyms being thrown around (TA) like they're PPBFWPJFF (Ping pong balls filled with paint just-for-fun).

    My question is, then, do you agree? DYTTETYANALTPUTMATD? (Do you think that even though you are not a lawyer that people use too many acronyms these days?) SABTLT? (Should Acronyms be treated like Tribbles?)

    I mean, it's just R.

    --
    Any sufficiently well-organized Government is indistinguishable from bullshit.
  328. Stamp Picture by IndoorCat · · Score: 1

    If a US stamp was going to bear your likeness, would you prefer the 'young' Shatner from the original series or the 'plump' Shatner from Star Trek:Generations?

  329. Cast Relationships by Patman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Much has been made in the popular press over some shaky
    relationships that you had with other members
    of the Star Trek cast. Do you find those relationships
    smoothing out as the years go by?

  330. Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, etc... by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 2

    Though not a regular gig, you've appeared in what? Three? Twilight Zone episodes. Or is it two? There's the "There's something on the WING!" episode 'Nightmare at 20,000 feet', and then there's the coin-operated-Devil-knows-the-future episode,'Nick Of Time' . (By the way - I especially liked your first appearance on "Third Rock From The Sun" where your character and John Lithgow's character had that "moment" about there being something on the wing...)
    You were also in an episode of The Outter Limits, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Alfred Hitchcock Presents
    and a whole mess of other sci-fi/quasi-sci-fi shows in the late 50s/early 60s. These shows (Twilight Zone and Outter Limits, most memorably) had a great impact for "serious" Science Fiction on TV - at least something other than just blasting the bug-eyed monsters with a ray gun for half an hour.
    Did you search out roles in those kinds of shows for any particular reasons, or were they just the ones that hired you?

  331. LOL! by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 3, Funny
    Wil Wheaton asking William Shatner a question on a /. interview! Like another poster said, it's like "/.: Generations".

    This is just too funny.

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
    1. Re:LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why is this comment funny exactly?

      I've seen a lot of this lately here. Moderators modding up some original comment that's truly worthy of the moderation (Wil's comment certainly is funny), and then *also* modding up a reply that is totally pointless and just parrots what the original comment said at the most.

      So yeah, what's the deal?

  332. Priceline.Com Commercials. by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 2

    A while ago, I had heard that you were going to stop doing commercials for Priceline. Was that just a rumor, or what did they do to keep you around?

    --
    Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
  333. Fear of Pop by Triv · · Score: 2

    Funny I should see this article now, as I'm currently listening to Fear of Pop, a collection of spoken-word music mostly written by Ben Folds. And You're on it (speech/singing "In Love") and...it's really good. :)

    So the question is: how'd you get involved in a late-90's rock frontman's side project?

    Triv

  334. william shatner interview by DeathByGerbil · · Score: 1


    if you could be frozen when you die only to be reawakened via cyrogenics in the future would you?

    do you think the microsoft/borg thing has some real merrit?

    when did you grow up?
    (i havent)

    do you wish you death to be random or predetermined?

    in your own opinion is the human species setting our selves up for a global carnage situation with overpopulation and resource raping the earth?

    one gift you could give anybody or any group(a non selfish wish)?

  335. Re:Shakespearian Influences? by alkali · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here's a variant but perhaps related question:

    Anyone familiar with the history of the theater knows the names of great actors like Richard Burbage (a member of Shakespeare's company) and Sarah Bernhardt. We know their work only by reputation, however; their performances are of course lost to history.

    You are one of the very first group of actors in history whose performances are, barring some cataclysm, going to be preserved forever. When you showed up to perform at Studio One or Playhouse 90, on anthology series like "The Outer Limits" and "The Twilight Zone," or later on series television like "Star Trek," did it ever occur to you that work you may have done with little or no rehearsal would have that kind of persistence? If so, did it affect your work? If not, is there anything you would have done differently?

    (What I'm trying to get at here is that while most everyone recognizes that some early television ranks with the classics, the fact of the matter is that television in the early days was very much a sausage factory: there was no backlog of syndicated material, and a lot of content had to be churned out. People generally didn't sit around saying, "Gee, we're creating a new genre of theatrical art, how should we think about that?" -- there was too much work to be done. Even years later people didn't appreciate the significance of the early years of television; a lot of film was thrown out or left to rot. So maybe the question I'm trying to get at here is really, "Now that we recognize that significance of the early years of television, do you think about your work as an actor differently now than you did then, and if so how?")

  336. Will you please save Farscape? by xagon7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Only you can appreciate the monetary possibilities of a great cult show, and only you have the means and the clout to not let such an awesome show like Farscape wither away and die.

    Love ya man.

    1. Re:Will you please save Farscape? by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      Now that's a great question... or a good Crossover - Kirk, lost in the past, meets the crew of Moya...

  337. Is that your real hair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Seriously, come clean!

  338. City on the Edge of Forever by Enahs · · Score: 2
    Harlan Ellison(sp) is a bitter man. It's evident that he's a bitter man when he talks about "City on the Edge of Forever." One person he's had less than polite comments about is you; more specifically, he accused you in one written account of line-counting and demanding that you have more lines than Leonard Nimoy.



    My question is, given Mr. Ellison's hotheaded nature, what's your take on the story? I find most of his account to be pretty immature, to tell the truth, and since he's talked about you in his accounts as having worked with him (something about a mark that's still in his driveway from your motorcycle?) I was wondering what really happened.

    --
    Stating on Slashdot that I like cheese since 1997.
    1. Re:City on the Edge of Forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a whiney little Jewboy who gets caught being a whiney little Jewboy and then thinks everyone else in the world is wrong. They tend to do that you know, and Ellison is not very good writer either. Repent Harlequin Said the ticktockman.. what a shitty story, HUGO my ass!

  339. Tinnitus and Hyperacusis by RembrandtX · · Score: 2

    How do you cope with this ?

    I have mild Tinnitus myself, and have problems distinguishing folks in a crowd of people. [The guy across the room sounds lounder than the guy infront of me.]

    At night I need to sleep with a white noise machine or all i hear is a soft ringing in my ears.

    How does this affect your acting, does it / did it make it any harder on to keep on cue ?

    Have you ever had to turn down work or a gig due to the hearing issues / threats ?

    --

    --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
  340. Why do Voyager and Enterprise suck so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do Star Trek : Voyager and Star Trek : Enterprise suck so much compared to TOS or TNG?

    Are the current writers & producers lacking in talent compared to the older ones or just burned out?

    How would you make 'Enterprise' more interesting?

    1. Re:Why do Voyager and Enterprise suck so much? by Blackneto · · Score: 1

      Gee thats an easy one, Rodenberry is dead, therefore the plebes B & B are free to run amok.

      --
      Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice...
  341. Free Enterprise movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Free Enterprise, you seem to be able to take acting criticism and the trek fandom quirks reasonably well. Is this a new development for you or have you been acting all along?

  342. Your Pick by The+Dobber · · Score: 2

    In a steel cage death match, who wins?

    Commander Peter Quincy Taggart
    vs
    Captain Jean-Luc Picard

  343. Tinnitus and Hyperacusis by RembrandtX · · Score: 2

    How do you cope with this ?

    I have mild Tinnitus myself, and have problems distinguishing folks in a crowd of people. [The guy across the room sounds lounder than the guy infront of me.]

    At night I need to sleep with a white noise machine or all i hear is a soft ringing in my ears.

    How does this affect your acting, does it / did it make it any harder on to keep on cue ?

    Have you ever had to turn down work or a gig due to the hearing issues / threats ?

    [sorry about the repost, I inadvertantly posted under another user's comment]

    --

    --Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum, non erravi pernicose!
  344. Jesus vs. Judas by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2
    A friend of mine went to see a local (La Mirada, CA) production of Jesus Christ Superstar this weekend. He loved it but commented that the actor who played Judas upstaged the actor who played Jesus. It got me wondering...

    If someone offered you a choice of the two roles in a new, "generic" portrayal of Christ's life (not specifically Superstar) and everything else were equal (same time on screen, same pay, etc), which would you take? Do think your decision differs from what you think most of your acting peers would have chosen and if so why?

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  345. Kahn? by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

    Do you think you could kick Ricardo Montalbahn's ass in a fair fight?

    --
    Hey freaks: now you're ju
  346. Priceline Supercomputer by bullseye2 · · Score: 1

    Why can't you show a real supercomputer in the PRiiceline commercials instead of the heap of drain pipe and chrismas lights?

  347. "I'm Working on That" by AGumbus · · Score: 1
    Greetings: I've read a couple of reviews and checked out the jacket for "I'm Working on That", but haven't bought the book yet...will surely do so soon.


    My question is: since writing the book, have you given much thought to what things, originally thought of in Star Trek, you would like to see in everyday society? What's your number-one 'to do/build'?

  348. Your Tinnitus by ez76 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a tinnitus sufferer (brought on by noise trauma, like you), I take comfort in knowing there are celebrities such as yourself who have overcome this intrusive malady to live a happy life and accomplish great things.

    What techniques/treatments have been successful for you in dealing with this disease?

  349. "In on the joke" or "Is the joke" by Custard · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered.

    1. Re:"In on the joke" or "Is the joke" by garethwi · · Score: 1

      After having heard his blisteringly funny guest spot on the Stve Wright In the Afternoon radio show (BBC Radio 1, about 12 years ago), I would definately say In on the joke.

      Plus, he was, at the end of that year, voted the best guest they had on for the whole year.

  350. your Hollywood buddies by SethJohnson · · Score: 2


    Since most of us can only imagine what it must be like to hang out in Beverly Hills and pal around with big celebrities, perhaps you could shed some insight on the experience(s) you've had in this area.

    Specifically, I'd like to know about the hot-tub orgies hosted at Eazy-E's (RIP) house. Were the women attractive? Was there free coccaine? Did you get yourself tested after he announced he had contracted AIDS?

    Please provide as many details as possible.

    Appreciatively,
  351. Esperanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    saluton! why did you decide to learn Esperanto? do you still use it regularly?

  352. Fruit salad by jmcwork · · Score: 2

    Is there any truth the story about your 'violent reaction' to the mention of this dish?

  353. Miss Congeniality? Star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!


    So, we get an interview with Sandra B. as well?

  354. Cameo on Enterprise? by chaeron · · Score: 1

    Any chance of you doing a cameo on Enterprise?

    Will Captain Kirk re-appear again (oh no...not more "we script writers have a mental block, so let's roll out yet another time-travel plot")?

    --
    .....Andrzej

    Chaeron Corporation
  355. Truth or dare by nzyank · · Score: 1

    Is it true about the girdle?

  356. INquiring Mind Wants To Know by The+Dobber · · Score: 2


    Is that really the Priceline super-computer behind you in the commercial?

  357. Anybody know the answers to these? by SkipChaser · · Score: 1

    At the risk of being off topic, lets have some fun with these storylines.
    How did the Klingons "acquire" their brow ridges?
    How come the current series, ENTERPRISE, has more advanced medical technology than TOS?
    In the Journey Home, how come a Klingon vessel (an iti biti destroyer at that) has info about extinct Terran whales?
    TOS and TNG had Earth destroy itself in The Eugenics Wars, it hasn't happened yet, do you think it is still possible?
    What happened to Muslims they are distinctly absent in TOS, TNG, DS9, VGR and E?
    Were they the first to fall to Kahn in the Eugenics Wars?
    And honestly, do you think the restless soul of a starship Captain would settle for reliving a day in the country or would really want to relive his victories (over his enemies not women) and celebrations over and over again?
    Or spend time with his son?
    Or correct some past wrong?
    Although he did save the day again, did they not make Kirk's existence in the Nexus and in some ways his death too shallow?

    --
    Supra et Ultra
  358. Get a life? by erroneus · · Score: 2

    You know, I have to believe there is some truth to your position of "Get a life people?!" While it's kinda funny and I share the general perspective that it's kinda stupid to get sucked so deeply into the TV show, there is at least one socially acceptable precedent where "dressing like your favorite entertainment" happens on a regular basis.

    (That said, I'm still a fan of the show though I only have 3 of those DVDs of the original series... can you send me some free? :) I can't bring myself to actually pay for them...)

    That precedent is the "Country/Western" phenomenon. Starting with the singing cowboy in the movies, people have been emulating and twisting beyond any sense of reality the image of the "wild" west and the "cowboy." This Hollywood culture has gone so far out of control that people think it's pretty normal.

    I see this kind of thing happening today with "trekkie" culture as well. After recently observing the flight attendant's union pin, I have to wonder if it has roots in the Star Trek series.

    While I still generally agree with your "get a life" view, I have to wonder at what point does it actually become a life?

    Why am I asking rhetorical interview questions?

  359. Spinning a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock by AlphaHelix · · Score: 1

    We all know, from Adam Sandler's famous song, that you and Leonard Nimoy are Jewish. Leonard Nimoy has been cited on many ocassions for his involvement with various Jewish projects (including receiving an honarary degree from the Spertus Institute for Jewish Studies), but I've heard very little about your involvement with religion. How do you feel about religion in general, and what is your relationship to Judaism? How observant are you, and how did your religion impact your life and your work?

    --
    * mild mannered physics grad student by day *
    * daring code hacker by night *
    http://www.silent-tristero.com
  360. More roles like 'The Bastard'? by Foozy · · Score: 1
    I recall seeing you in an historical film called 'The Bastard' set during the Revolutionary War, which I thought was much more your style. Will you turn your attention and acting talents to more historical (classical) roles, or continue to fly around the galaxy?

    Why?

  361. How did you come to do Free Enterprise? by X · · Score: 2

    That movie pretty seemed to require you willing to play yourself in it. I was wondering how they pitched the movie to you and why you decided to participate in it.

    --
    sigs are a waste of space
  362. Star Trek Movies: Early vs. Present Day by axneck · · Score: 1

    Hello Mr. Shatner, I became a fan of Star Trek after my dad took me to see Star Trek II long ago. It's also the film that ignited my interest in film scoring. The downside to this, is that ever since the original crew left (as well as the lack of James Horner's music since II & III) Star Trek has just seems really "small" and rushed. I could go on and on, but I'd like to know what you *really* think of Star Trek as it stands today, or if you even follow it anymore. Thanks, and keep up the good work.

  363. The esperanto language by Kiwi · · Score: 1, Redundant
    I know that you starred in the only espeanto-language movie ever made, incubus. Did you star in this movie, in part, to help promote the Esperanto language? Have you felt, or do you still feel that things would have been better if Esperanto became the standard language for internation communication?

    - Sam

    --

    The secret to enjoying Slashdot is to realize that it should not be taken too seriously.

  364. Best.. Post... Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Made me spray coke.

  365. What concerned beautitians want to know by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

    Is that your real Hair?

  366. Writing future? by JaffoGLIDE · · Score: 1

    Which emerging/new technologies most interest you for your science fiction writing? What other influences have had great impact on your writing? What can we expect to see in the coming years; more acting, production, writing?

  367. War on Drugs? by perfessor+multigeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Given your general willingness to have strong opinions and your role in the ever-expanding world of Tek War, not to mention your playing T.J. Hooker, how do you feel about the virtual disappearance of the so-called War on Drugs since September 11th?
    Rustin

    --
    Data is the lever, rigor the fulcrum, brains the force that drives it all.
  368. Do-over by billwashere · · Score: 1

    If you could get a do-over for any movie which would it be?

    --
    Billwashere

  369. What the fuck by HairyBallsMcMonkey · · Score: 1

    were you smoking when you signed on to do Incubus, and where can i get some. Oh, and I think the best acting you ever did was the stare down contest with John Henson on Talk Soup. That was some good shit.

  370. Where do you work out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it the "He's Dead, Gym", or is that just an urban legend.

  371. I don't believe it by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Come on. A member of Iggy Pop's band not drinking? In 1975? Surely they could have made up something more plausible.

  372. Star Trek Babes by mrobinso · · Score: 0

    Mr Shatner,

    Of all the babes you got to snuggle up with over the course of all the original (and best) Star Trek episodes, which babe was your personal fave?

    --
    -- Karma whore? You betcha. --
    1. Re:Star Trek Babes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inquiring minds want to know. I can't remember my fave ST babe -- must be getting old ;)

  373. Iron Chef USA question by Tenchi-kun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner, What kind of pitch did the creators of Iron Chef USA use when they were trying to bring you on as the Chairman? Did you watch any of the Japanese episodes and use Chairman Kaga's actions/mannerisms as a point from which to create your own version of the Chairman, or was it predetermined by the show's creators? What are your takes on the Iron Chef phenomenon as it has become in the United States, and are there any plans on taping additional episodes? Thank you for your time.

  374. Can I have some money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely you've got some extra right now!

    If I can't have any money, can you send me some posters or something?

  375. Combination in Episode 25? by Viking+Coder · · Score: 2

    When you were going to beam down to the planet for the last time in Episode 25 - that's where you and the crew of the Enterprise get attacked by these spores and started acting real weird, like hippies and stuff - well, I was wondering if you could settle a bet for me and my friends, okay? When you left your quarters for the last time - and you opened up your safe - what was the combination?

    --
    Education is the silver bullet.
  376. Intentional? by SiteBestExperiencedw · · Score: 1

    In one of the latest Priceline ads, with the "Priceline computer" - was it intentional at the end to pose you in front of the large purple "brain" to make it look like you had a large "Swami" hat?

  377. Re:Shakespearian Influences? by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

    This question has my vote. Mod Parent Up.

    --
    Codifex Maximus ~ In search of... a shorter sig.
  378. If you could do it over again ....... by mustangdavis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner,

    If you had to do it all over again, would you still do Star Trek ... meaning are you uncomfortable with your acting career since you are now and forever James T. Kirk?? Do you feel that this may have hindered or limited other opportunites in your life or do you feel this was a once in a life time opportunity?

    Cheers!

  379. a simple question by mike77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mr. Shatner. Can I call ya Will? In either case my question is relatively simple. You've been acting for many years in many different rolls. you've become something of a cultural icon for many people (alot of geeks). My question is what kind of a legacy would you like to leave? Many will argue and place on you different ones, but when you finally leave the public spotlight, in what way would you like to be remembered?

    --

    --Keeping the flame wars alive, one post at a time

  380. Bro? Manzier? by Minn_Kota_Marine · · Score: 0, Troll

    Are you a fan of goatse?

    His site is something everyone should experience at least once. It kind of makes me want to eat more beef. How about you?

  381. why do so many star trek movies stink? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't a question of the acting, I think you guys deliver the stuf quite well. Why has every movie with the exception of Wrath of Khan been a creative dissapointment? Is it as simple as actors with pet scripts playing as writers? With so many gifted Science Fiction writers, can't Star Trek get something interesting?

    -rt

  382. Your meeting with Koko the gorilla by kcorpir · · Score: 1

    After you told Koko you loved her several times, using that "simple actor's trick", she reached out and grabbed your balls. Did you feel rejected?

    1. Re:Your meeting with Koko the gorilla by kcorpir · · Score: 1

      Okay. William Shatner was married and also not a gorilla so that was a problem. But Koko liked William Shatner and that was that, it was William Shatner or no one for her so there went the "let's breed Koko" plan. And it could have ended right there. Could have, but didn't. Because --

    2. Re:Your meeting with Koko the gorilla by kcorpir · · Score: 1

      William Shatner heard about it. Heard about how Koko had this big crush on him and would not even talk to boy gorillas because she was crushy on William Shatner...

    3. Re:Your meeting with Koko the gorilla by kcorpir · · Score: 1

      I do not know what most men's reaction to a 300 pound gorilla having a crush on them would be. But I know William Shatner's. He learned sign language. And sign is not easy, either, it is a whole language just on its own. But William Shatner learned it. And met with Koko. Got in a room with a 300 pound girl gorilla who had a crush on him -- so he could let her down easy. He signed "I love you, Koko" three times and she reached out and grabbed him by the balls.

  383. My question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was there really something on the wing or were you making that up?

  384. If you could do it all over again... by aerojad · · Score: 1

    Would you pick a better wardrobe for the first star trek movie?

    --

    SecondPageMedia - Wha
  385. Freedom of Opinion by nuggz · · Score: 2

    Wow, there is someone who really liked it.

    I agree there were some funny scenes in it (like the one you mentioned.)

    Whether you thought the movie was good or not, I still think it would be interested to know what he was thinking.

    What made him want to play a character like that, particularly one that is so unlike his public image.

    1. Re:Freedom of Opinion by Insert+Clever+Nick+H · · Score: 1

      I have the dvd of Free Enterprise, and on the documentaries, it is said many times by the writers that Shatner hated the original draft of the script, which portrayed him as a God in a very "Play It Again, Sam" way. The writers said they were on the phone with Shatner who said that sort of portrayal was very embarrassing and that he was "a fucked up guy." Shatner insisted that they write him as such. Before I saw that movie, I liked most of the work Shatner had done, but after the movie was over, I was overwhelmed by how amazingly cool Shatner really was, and to this day hold that Shatner is "the man" as they say.

      One of the things that is so terrific about William Shatner is his knack for self-parody. There seems to be a lot of actors who play serious roles until people discover that they are absolutely hilarious. And William Shatner is absolutely hilarious.

      --
      Upwards, not forwards!
  386. Drinking game by bjt062659 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you ever played the Star Trek Drinking Game?

  387. Best James Kirk impression? by jvj24601 · · Score: 1

    Who do you think does the best impression of James Kirk? I'm rather impressed by Jim Carrey's version.

  388. Hair Club for Men? by Cardioid · · Score: 1

    I've always admired your lovely toupee. Are you a member of the Hair Club for Men? If so, how would you rate their service and the durability of their product? Apparently one can fight Klingons without a hair falling out of place, but can you really swim with that thing on, as the commercials would imply?

  389. What OS does the Priceline computer use? by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2, Troll

    Hmmm?

  390. YASTQ: Did you ever think ST would last so long? by borgheron · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner,

    When you first walked onto the set, did you have any appreciation for how much of a part of American Legend Star Trek was going to become?

    Also, when did realize that it was going to have a profound effect on your career and life and how did that feel? :)

    GJC

    --
    Gregory Casamento
    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  391. Flack from others associated with Star Trek. by MSUWalt · · Score: 1

    I've seen and read multiple comments from you about Star Trek. What's the most angry and/or surprising response you've gotten from anyone else associated with the various series?

  392. Will there be a Director's Cut of ST V on DVD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious, Mr Shatner. If so, what would like to add?

  393. I'd just like to say... by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

    Thanks for the fun and interesting shows. From the guy sitting at the table in front of the Devil Faces fortune teller machine to the Kirk you played in Generations.

    Only question I can think of is:
    What do you want to do next?

    --
    Codifex Maximus ~ In search of... a shorter sig.
  394. Halloween by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you know your mask was being used in the Halloween movies?

    1. Re:Halloween by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he knew. In fact, he hosted a show about the making of Halloween in which he said something about being indirectly responsible for the success of the movie (in jest).

  395. Yo Shat. by xmutex · · Score: 0, Troll

    Do you have any advice for up-and-coming wife drowners or soon-to-be purchasers of worthless Internet stock?

    --

    jack's bicycle is music to my ears
  396. Galaxy Quest by omnipotus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Galaxy Quest obviously satired not only the characters of Star Trek as they behaved on camera, but also the characters of the on actors that portayed them. Did you like the movie? Do you think the weaknesses of the Star Trek franchise that the film hyperboles are fair? Did friction between you and your co-stars on the convention circuit ever approach the levels suggested in film?

    --
    "You can't dissect him, predict him, which of course means he's not a lunatic at all."
  397. Do you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you know about Linux? Or any of the alternatives to Windows? (BeOS, AtheOS, Make-Up-A-NameOS...) What's your opinion of them (if you know of them) and windows?

  398. Have you continued your study of Esperanto? by mr_don't · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Mr. Shatner,

    I recently went to a screening of your cult classic film, "Incubus". The most amazing thing about this movie was that all the dialog was spoken in Esperanto! Did you actually learn Esperanto for the role? Or were you simply reading off of cue cards?

    1. Re:Have you continued your study of Esperanto? by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

      He learned the lines phonetically. He does not speak Esperanto.

      --

      --- Jump!! Fire!! Bullet time!! - Lego version of the Matrix
  399. what about this picture? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any comments about this picture?

  400. Canada by tnmc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you still consider yourself a Canadian? Do Canada and Canadian issues matter to you anymore? Do you hang out with the other Canadians in Hollywood and go fishing in Algonquin Park with Dan Ackroyd? And which CFL team do you support?

  401. Future roles by teslatug · · Score: 2

    Do you have any immediate plans for any serious role in a movie not involving science fiction?

  402. Dammit Jim by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    Just because my name's Jim doesn't give people to curse at me when I need medical attention.

  403. Your last name by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    What was the most embarassing mispelling of your last name?

  404. Priceline songs by BobRooney · · Score: 1

    When are you going to release your next album of spoken word classic rock a la Priceline.com commercials? I found a recording of a science ficiton awards show where you did a rendition of Elton John's "Rocket Man" and can't wait to get the latest edition of Shatner rocking the Mic.

  405. star trek love... by jimmajamma · · Score: 2, Funny

    how many dem *alien* hos didja jam witcha prime directive?

  406. What is the inspiration for the Tek Series? by InfoSec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've always been a fan of your science fiction series TekWar and so on, but I would like to know where some of the ideas behind it came from? Were some of those ideas spawned from the legendary Gene Roddenbery, or were they all your own?

    --

    Wherever you go, there I am...
  407. Is that really.... by macdaddy · · Score: 2
    ....a rug on your head or are you just happy to see me?

    Just kidding. My question, do the new Star Trek movies/episodes meet your expectations?

  408. Galaxy Quest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you see the film Galaxy Quest, and if so, what did you think of it?

  409. Acting Experiences by edwardd · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner,
    Many of your roles have been praised and maligned. What role that you have played have you learned the most from, as an actor?

  410. Horses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's with the horses?

  411. How do you pick your gigs? by eison · · Score: 1

    I saw a site for William Shatner's Spplat Attack, and it occurred to me that you have an amazing knack for selling out *well*, picking stuff where my first reaction is 'wow that's cool' rather than 'man what a pathetic sell-out'. Heck, even the priceline ads are entertaining, even if priceline isn't my favorite business ever. So, how do you pick so well?

    --
    is competition good, or is duplication of effort bad?
  412. hey kirky, that's a nice tie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOR ME TO POOP ON!

  413. Bill Shatner vs. "The Shatner" by Charlie+Bill · · Score: 1

    I know that you've referred to yourself in the third person as interviews and portrayed your public persona as "The Shatner" and somewhat distant from your true self.

    To what extent is the day-to-day Bill Shatner the same as your larger-than-life persona?

  414. Why did you have more hair on TJ Hooker... by sean@thingsihate.org · · Score: 1

    ...than you did on the Star Trek series?

    --

    One of the many things I hate. thingsihate.org
  415. Your honest opinion by MSUWalt · · Score: 1

    Who did you enjoy more in the sack: the blonde yeoman chick from Star Trek or Adrian Zmed?

  416. Super Computer by shamrock_shake1 · · Score: 1

    Does the Super Computer lead a secret double life as a lowly mail server when it's super identity is not needed?

  417. Personally I enjoyed Miss Congeniality question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it really as fun as it looked? I mostly enjoyed the reactions during the final few minutes when Ms. Freebush fell, and the crowd gasped, and you said... "Oh shit!"

    It seemed like you had alot of fun, was the set and the rest of the movie making process fun on the movie?

    I think singing during the contest finals at the end when all hell was breaking loose would have been difficult mostly because it was hilarious.

    Well thats my question. Badly worded and whatnot.

    "And we'll be back with our final 5 lesbians..
    Can we SAY lesbians on national TV?
    You got a problem with that?"

  418. Would you still have done it? by JamesCronus · · Score: 1

    undoubtably the thing you are most famous for is Kirk , first which was your favorite film? and if you'd have known back then what star trek would have become and the shear number of piss takes on to name one the way you.....did....this...... would you st=ill have done it?

    --
    dybia felly dwi a hampster (i think therefore i am a hampster)
  419. Shat Rap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've turned on some people to such '60's Shatastic cult classics as your rendition of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and "Mr. Tambourine Man". I'm convinced you are the greatest Canadian rapper of the 1960's. Can we look forward to more stirring musical Shatraganzas in the near future?

  420. Incubus -- The Only Full Length Film in Esperanto by coaxial · · Score: 2


    You've started in the only feature length film done entirely in esperanto, Incubus.

    Could you tell us about how you found this role and what why you decided to take it. And more importantly what you thought about the people who would finance, produce, and direct a film that has as its centerpiece and invented language.

    I would just like to add this one comment my friend made while watching Incubus: "My God! Shatner speaks that like it's a real language!"

  421. What everyone wants to know but is afraid to ask by downix · · Score: 1

    Is that a wig, a weave, joined the hair club for men, used rogaine, had plugs, or have you sucessfully kept your hair throughout the years?

    --
    Karma Whoring for Fun and Profit.
  422. A question I'd like answered... by Caoch93 · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner, what prompted your brief stint with the WWF back in the early 1990's? Did you know Jerry Lawler personally or something?

    I'm being serious. I remember seeing Shatner on a couple episodes of WWF Monday Night RAW when I was a teenager, and I always wondered how and why that came to be.

  423. Relations with former ST actors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    Thanks for being willing to answer questions.

    You mentioned in your Memories books that you have tried to repair the relationships with your fellow ST actors that were damaged during TOS and the movies. Would you say that you have succeeded, and how well do you get along with them now?

  424. No need to ask by Galvatron · · Score: 2

    This has been discussed to death. Each of the original Star Trek cast members has a book of some sort about their life, or involvement in the series, and each one has a different version of what happened. Koenig's version is above. Nichols's version is similar, except she said that he just botched the acting. Think every Shatner spoof you've ever seen and multiply it by 10 ("no, I WILL, NOT kiss, her"). Shatner tells a different story in his "Star Trek Memories" book, so maybe the other cast members just thought he was intentionally botching the take, when he hadn't meant to at all...

    --
    "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
  425. blue women by deathscythe257 · · Score: 1

    how does it make you feel knowing that Star Trek was the only show that Martin Luther King Jr. would allow his children to watch?

  426. Hotest alien chick by jeffbentley · · Score: 1

    Mr Shatner, Of all the alien chicks you got to "put your boots on with"... which was your favorite? I'm betting on the green chick!

  427. Which by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
    Congressional committee would you most like to testify before, and why?

    DDB

    --
    Life is like surrealism: if you have to have it explained to you, you can't afford it.
  428. Did you... by Stalyn · · Score: 1

    kill your wife? I mean if you were black you'd be in the courthouse.

    --
    The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education. - Paul Feyerabend
  429. question for both Wils by Kappelmeister · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think a lot of people take an auteuristic view of Star Trek, but I used to follow which directors were which on TNG and follow their styles.

    My favorite directors have to be veteran Cliff Bole ("Best of Both Worlds", "Silicon Avatar", Voyager's "Dark Frontier") and Les Landau ("Chain of Command II", "Family", "Night Terrors").

    Did you have any favorite directors, or did they all seem interchangeable like the old days of movies? Since "Best of Both Worlds" is better than some of the Trek movies, I'd really like to see Bole helm a feature. No such luck. Is there any particular reason? Can I get in touch with him? :)

    1. Re:question for both Wils by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hey! He's Bill. I'm Wil. There can be only one!

      Okay. Here's my answer, based on my experience: When you're working in television, the director rarely has much room for "vision." The studio expects things delivered on a certain (usually unrealistic) timetable, and the director had better meet that schedule if he wants to come back.

      When you see the same director over and over again, it's usually because he or she gets things delivered on time, and "gets" the show.

      Less important, but still considered, is how well that director gets along with the cast. We had more than one director who raced through the schedule, but was a tool, and didn't get asked back. Conversely, we had some directors who we absolutely loved, but they were just too damn slow, so they suffered a similar fate.

      By comparison to TOS, we had a bit of latitude on TNG, because we were first-run syndication, and our directors were more or less answering to Gene, and then Rick, who were answering to Paramount. I'd suspect that it was different back on TOS, because they were first-run network. AFAIK, we were both considered "low budget," but I'm not sure how that factored into the studio's expectations.

      The two guys you mentioned, Les and Cliff, were really good guys, but vastly different. Cliff tore through the schedule, never wasting shots or over-covering scenes. He was a little gruff with me, but I'm sure I deserved it. I seem to recall the other cast members really liking him.

      Les started out as a First Assistant Director in our first season, and worked his way up to director (Star Trek has a long history of promotion from within...it's pretty cool).

      Everyone liked Les, but boy was he slow! We usually referred to his episodes as "Late Night With Les," because we'd go into overtime so much. I think they cut him some slack, though, because he was part of the family, and his episodes were always pretty good.

      When I was working on "Nemesis," Patrick and I walked past our old stages where they now film "Enterprise" on our way back to the make-up trailer one night. We saw some people we knew who were still at work, even though it was nearly 10PM on a Friday night.

      We asked how it was going, and the reply was, "Oh, you know...having fun on 'Late Night With Les.'"

      I was happy to hear that he was still in the family.

    2. Re:question for both Wils by Kappelmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Thanks for the great answer.

      You make it sound like directors don't have much leverage at all in TV, but I can definitely see a difference in the product.

      The two Les episodes I mentioned, "Chain of Command II" and "Family," have some the best guest acting of the series (along with "The Game" and "Journey's End," naturally). David Warner vs. Patrick Stewart always gets me. There must have been some extra rehearsal there (or maybe it was just the Shakespearean training).

      Somtimes a single composition -- circling around Picard at the end of "The Inner Light," the tear in "Sarek" -- make the show feel richer and more genuine. The way Bole lit, composed, coached and shot the Riker-Troi scene in 10-Forward gave that scene so much more weight than any other scene played on that set.

      Certain episodes can have tones that are totally unique. The loneliness and depravation of "Tin Man." The playful naivete of "Data's Day." The cold militarism of "Yesterday's Enterprise."

      I'll tell you, though, that I think a lot of the credit for that has to go to the music. Almost ALL the music in Voyager sounds the same -- a routine soundtrack of brass and recycled rhythms makes a lot of episodes feel like technical exercises. All the TNG episodes I just mentioned have unique music that fits the tone of each show and makes them interesting in the way that they differ.

      But it sounds like a TV director has no power to dictate which episodes can afford their own music, which can take the time to redo the lighting, and which can rehearse for an extra day. In that way, the good ones impress me more than film directors do, because of what they can accomplish with such economy. I wonder if they're sticking to TV by choice.

    3. Re:question for both Wils by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      . AFAIK, we were both considered "low budget,"

      Wasn't the budget for each Next Gen episode up to a million dollars, at least towards the end of its run? I can't see that as being low budget in the television world, especially in the late-80's, early 90's..

      (Though some early TNG episodes do have a low-budget look to them. (Stop-motion animation!))

  430. Vengance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If given the oppurtunity to get away completely blame free who would you take revenge on?

    And how and why?

    1. Re:Vengance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His wife...

      Wait... he's done that already

  431. Slashdot broadens my horizons! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had not heard of this. Thanks slashdot trolls!

  432. Jesus Christ you fanatics suck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Have you accepted Linux as your personal saviour, brother?
    Have you turned your back on Micro$oft?
    "

  433. what is sex in space like? by peter303 · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are a lot of rumors that NASA and the Russian space program have investigated this, but no one is talking on the record yet. For example, Newton's 3rd law- "for every action, a reaction" complicating movement in zero-G. You are the most famous libidous space-amn and must know the answer :-)

    1. Re:what is sex in space like? by TummyX · · Score: 1

      I think most /.ers would be just as happy to get the answer to: "what is sex like on earth?".

  434. Would you... by scruffy_minds · · Score: 1

    Autograph a tee-shirt for me?

    --
    "It's a puzzle, Miss Scully..."
  435. How Did you Enjoy Your Paintball Game? by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 2


    I missed the game, but I wanted your thoughts on the paintball scenario game you participated in this last September. Heard you had some wild times. Tell us a lovely story of shooting people with paint!

  436. Paintball! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just recently you took part in a massive paintball charity match in Joliet, IL for your "Ahead with Horses" charity, in which you, as Captain Kirk, led the Federation against a team of Klingons and the Borg. It sounded like an amazing idea!

    So, what I'm wondering is, how did it go? Did you enjoy paintball (and reprising your "Captain Kirk" role)? Also, I heard mention of the entire thing being was to be documented in a video. Is that still in the works, and if so, where can one purchase it?

    --

    If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
  437. Scripts: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill:

    Do you actually read the scripts for parts offered to you (especially the TV parts), or do you just take any role offered to you as long as it pays?

  438. How much do you hate the new Star Trek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So we all know that you hate Star Trek in all of its previous incarnations, but I have yet to hear an answer as to whether you hate Enterprise? Or is the hatred so deep seeded that you've never bothered to watch and just frankly don't care. What do you think of Scott Bacula? Did you ever watch Quantum Leap?

    BTW, I *loved* your version of the 'Joe Canadian rant.' "And no, I've never had green alien sex, but I'm sure it'd be quite an evening"

  439. James Doohan by lhouk281 · · Score: 1

    Are you and James Doohan on speaking terms yet?

  440. Simpsons reference by jenssoderberg · · Score: 1

    I still laugh when i think of "the collector" episode of simpsons

    Collector: [pulls out a phaser] Stop right there. I have here the only working phaser ever built. It was fired only once, to keep William Shatner from making another album.

    Full transcript

    --
    /. AC "Concrete lifejackets could get certified under ISO2002"
  441. Kissing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever seen a guy at a Star Trek convention kiss a girl?

  442. True? by r0am · · Score: 1

    I was at a Star Trek convention where Marina Sirtis was speaking and she said you were hitting on her during TNG production. Also, all the geeks there said they hated you because you never come to conventions.

  443. Free Enterprise (the movie) by Slartibartfast · · Score: 0

    I happen to have seen Free Enterprise somewhat by chance -- and loved it! It was both a spoof and yet a well-done comedy/drama, with believable, and enjoyable -- if somewhat neurotic -- characters.

    Sadly, it appears not to have done too well at the box office. Do you feel the movie was what it should have been? Were you disappointed by its overall reception?

  444. Tinnitus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was wondering how your hearing is since I read that you and Leonard have Tinnitus (ringing in the ears). I know for a while it made my life hell but I hardly notice it now.

    One of the things that helped me was knowing that even famous people can be afflicted.

    I was wondering how your doing now? Is it a problem for you?

  445. ...Priceline? by nenolod · · Score: 1

    Okay, does Priceline.com really have this "Priceline.com supercomputer", and if so, how many terraflops can it produce?

  446. How did you happen to land the role of Kirk? by orichter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As I understand it, Jeffery Hunter was originally offered the part of Captain Captain of the Enterprise (he played Christopher Pike in the Pilot), but turned it down after the Pilot was filmed. First, is this accurate, and second:

    Obviously, this was your big break into showbusiness, but did it feel like it at the time. How did this part come to you, and when did you realize this show would be this big, when did you realize you had been typecast and that you would be forever known as Captain Kirk, and did you go through any of the disgust with that typecast like Leonard Nemoy did?

  447. What's Next? by TheLocustNMI · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is next for William Shatner?

    I mean, you've done just about everything an entertainer can do -- act, write, sing, rap to Shakespeare, TV, movies, commercials.

    Do you see yourself retiring anytime soon (and naturally chopping wood in some Northwestern locale)?

  448. Tek Wars by Honest+Man · · Score: 1

    Damnit Jim..... Honestly... What... Were.... You..... Thinking???

  449. Episode 25 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, Episode 25, that's where you and the crew of the Enterprise get attacked by these spores? And started acting real weird, like hippies and stuff? Well um, I was wondering if you could settle a bet for me and my friends, okay? Um, like, when you... um, left your quarters for the last time? And you opened up your safe? Um... what was the combination?

  450. Why? by Suppafly · · Score: 2

    Why do you do those horrible tv commercials? Are the royalties from the many movies you've done that bad?

    You seem like you must not take yourself too seriously to be able to satire yourself. Do you agree, and do you feel this is a quality more people should have?

  451. Did you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kill your wife or not?

  452. Tinitus by byterbit · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Shatner:

    I have suffered through an acute attack of tinnitus - an experience I never wish on anyone. I was lucky that my attack stopped as mysteriously as it started. You suffer through chronic tinnitus. What have you done to keep you sanity/health while living with that problem? What techniques do you use?

    --
    "Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Nothing is more common than unsuccessful men w
  453. Twilight Zone by El · · Score: 2

    How do you feel about your role as the stressed-out passenger in the famous Twilight Zone "Alien on the aircraft wing" episode? I've always felt that role best suited you...

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    1. Re:Twilight Zone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure they talked about it off-camera, but in one of the episodes of 3rd rock from the sun, there was something mentioned between Lithgow and Shatner, one of them, in my opinion based on poor memory, said something like, "there was something on the wing" and the other said "I saw it too".

      It may have been a little different but the connection was made during one episode they were both in. Perhaps a more hard core 3rd rock from the sun fan could give you the actual quote used.

  454. Real Life Tranporter? by Burl+Ives · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If there was a real life transporter, would you travel on it?

  455. What leads to typecasting? by orichter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've seen many actors become typecast (such as yourself and most of the Star Trek crew), but I've seen many others who seem to defy typecasting even when put into popular roles (Tom Hanks in Bosom Buddies comes to mind). Do you think this tendency comes more from acting skill, facial features (recognizable face vs. rather generic face), the nature of the role itself, or some other factor?

  456. Psychedelics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What psychedelics drugs have you experimented with and why? (I can see that twinkle in your eye that says you've done LSD at least once...)

  457. Friends by McFly69 · · Score: 2

    Mr Shatner,

    After many years of hard work, with various Star Trek actors, do you still keep contact with them? For example, do ever call up Mr. Leonard Nemoy and go on a trip or just have dinner?

    Thank you for your time,
    McFly69

    P.S. How would I go about to receive your autograph?

    --



    NO! NO! Please don't mod me, I'm too young to die a troll. *click* Oh the pain, the pain...
  458. Fans and the franchise by exley · · Score: 1

    Ok, this is an honest question, not meant to be a smart-ass comment or something I'm saying just to be a jerk.

    Do you hate, or at least have a distaste, for Star Trek fans (in general)? Despite the fact that you continue to write books based on Captain Kirk, I always get the sense that you want to distance yourself from the franchise.

  459. Tekwar by itsnotme · · Score: 2

    Knowing you wrote the tekwar series then had it come on television and if I remember correctly, you also had a few tekwar movies come out also. Did you think that the movie/shows conveyed what you wrote in the books and did you like acting out the books?

    I havent seen any mention of the tekwar series since a lot of people hated it but I loved the series.

  460. Older Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was it like working with Spencer Tracey in "Judgement at Nuremberg"?

  461. how did you get rid of unsightly girdle-lines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    chubby boys everywhere want to know your secret.

  462. Not a Trek question by Cruciform · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since the majority of questions seem Trek related, here's one that's not:

    If a major network came to you and offered you the chance to helm or take the lead in a new series of your choice, what would you want to do? Would you return to your stage roots? More Sci-Fi? TJ Hooker Returns? What would give you the most satisfaction?

    and

    What did you think of John Lithgow's reprisal of your TZ character in Twilight Zone: The Movie?
    The original was one of the few episodes that stuck with me. Despite the goofy looking creature, it had that feeling of paranoia and claustrophobia that one would get when cornered by the unknown.

  463. Did you find the simulator funny? by warpSpeed · · Score: 2
    Did you think the "William Shatner Acting Simulator" is funny?

    Along the same vein, did you enjoy the Staturday Night Live parody of Star Trek? Did you consider it an honor to be parodied by John Bolushi?

    I remember religiously watching reruns of Star Trek in the late afternoons as a 6-7 year old. I would have to stake out the TV early in the afternoon because if I left my sister would switch the stations. There was a standing rule that whoever is was in the room first got to pick the show. I credit you with the large bladder size that I have today. Thanks!

  464. The next Albus Dumbledore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any truth to the rumor that you will be applying your shakespearian acting background to take over where the late Richard Harris left off as the head master of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore?

  465. Is that your real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hair?

  466. This is an atrocity! by wwwgregcom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everything Wil Wheaton says gets modded up +5! Why you ask? Because he is famous. This then causes his karma to go up! Since when can fame bring you karma? This a true butchering of the concept of karma, and I will not stand for it! Kick Wil off slashdot! Who is with me?

    Ps. The preceding mesage is just a joke.

    --
    What signature defines me as a person?
    1. Re:This is an atrocity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't be mad because people actually value his opinion over yours.
      I've read wil's site, and he seems like a pretty decent guy.

    2. Re:This is an atrocity! by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1



      Yeah, yeah!

      1. Become famous
      2. Get karma on /.

      Oh, I forgot:
      1.5. Profit (it's much more likely to folow step one than step 2).

      Personally, my karma plan is like that:

      1. Make ubercool and uberuseful software.
      2. Use many fake accounts/mailboxes to pressure rob & Co to interview me.
      3. When people ask further questions respond to them in the thread and get moderated up.
      4. Profit.

      I am still at stage 0.5 (get off my ass and start coding).

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  467. In Episode 54.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what was the combination to the safe?

    No, no, seriously!!!

  468. Satrurday Night Live by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2

    Dear Mr. Shatner, Thank you so much for going on Saturday Night Live, and telling the trekkies to "get a life...move out of your mother's basement...Have you ever kissed a girl?.. It's a TV Show!" These things needed to be said, and you said them. Do you have anything new to say to the loser fanboys? Sincerely, Everyone but the loser fanboys

    --
    How ya like dat?
  469. Trek Novels to Films by Vader6X · · Score: 0

    Are the Novels "The Return" and other books written in the series planned for production in possibly future films??

    They were spectacular works.

  470. Music Questions for Cap'n Kirk by seinethinker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is your opinion on the choice of music used in Star Trek? During, the time that you worked on Star Trek, what did you listen to (i.e. your personal tastes)?

    ~ Lynn

    Ps. I have often wonder if you awoke out of a nightmare with the standard Trek battle music playing your head.. You know Da Da Da .. Dadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa (cheap sound effects ----- )

    --
    Truth like surgery, may hurt, but it cures. - Han Suyin, Chinese Physician and Writer
  471. Priceline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please oh PLEASE ask him at least one negative question about priceline. How many times have we had to change the channel when those unspeakably annoying commercials came on. I mean... haven't we all thought "god, what i wouldn't give to be able to tell him to shut up right now". This is our chance! :)

    Forque

  472. Personality by Syn404 · · Score: 1

    So what sort of things do you most enjoy in life? Acting? Singing? Or something else entirely? What level of interest have you got in computers?

  473. TINNITUS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    HOW IS YOUR TINNITUS?

  474. Uhura by Wandering+Goliard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While much has been made of it since the first airing, were you, or anyone else affiliated with the crew at the time, aware that "The Kiss" you exchanged with Nichelle Nichols was truly ground-breaking, or merely something controversial to make a few waves? You've written somewhat about this subject; however, I have yet to see any reference in my admittedly sketchy Star Trek reading to what the attitudes of the cast and crew were _before_ the airing of that episode.

  475. What's it like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's it like to have the word "shat" in your name?

  476. Dear Mr Shatner by Beliskner · · Score: 2

    Everybody says that they don't make 'em like they used to, and after watching Voyager, Andromeda and Enterprise I tend to agree. Will you be willing to star in a new series of Star Trek (set after TNG)?

    --
    A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  477. this_question++ by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    What's this, a real question on a /. Ask Foo? This should definitely be amongst the questions asked. I always like to "hear" people "talk" about things they feel strongly about.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  478. Identities of Slashdot trollers exposed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    These are the guys who've been ruining Slashdot for the past several years. Give them hell. NAME: Burdge, Jonathan E-MAIL: jlb@io.com, jlbatdarc@w-link.net, elby@adequacy.org, darc@w-link.net ALIASES: lb, jlb, Elby

    NAME: Casillas, Luis E-MAIL: casillas@stanford.edu, em@adequacy.org ALIASES: em, Estanislao Martinez, Sylvain Tremblay

    NAME: Corrigan, Barry E-MAIL: barry@bjcorrigan.fsnet.co.uk, bc@adequacy.org ALIASES: bc, ktb (Kiss the Blade), Lover's Arrival, Euroderf, Erbert Paget-Paget, Anya

    NAME: Dickson, Craig E-MAIL: crd@inversenet.com, mendaxveritas@yahoo.com, mendaxveritas@pacbell.net ALIASES: mv, Mendax Veritas

    NAME: Flickinger, Dan E-MAIL: flikx@geekizoid.com ALIASES: flikx

    NAME: Haberberger, George E-MAIL: ghaberbe@frontiernet.net, George.Haberberger@usa.xerox.com ALIASES: GeorgeHa, Hairy_Potter

    NAME: Johnson, Peter E-MAIL: peter.johnson@voicestream.com, shoeboy@adequacy.org ALIASES: Shoeboy, Peter Johnson

    NAME: Lockwood, Scott E-MAIL: wsl3@attbi.com, vlad@geekizoid.com ALIASES: Vladinator, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Quick Star, Pinkerton Floyd, etc.

    NAME: Linwood, Rob E-MAIL: rcl@cs.csoft.net, rcl211@is9.nyu.edu ALIASES: AuntFloyd, Con Troll

    NAME: Mann, Warren E-MAIL: broken@warmann.com ALIASES: osm, OpenSourceMan

    NAME: McPherson, Craig E-MAIL: craig@laceyonline.com ALIASES: craig, naked&petrified guy

    NAME: Nelson, Brian E-MAIL: elenchos@adequacy.org ALIASES: Elenchos

    NAME: Osborne, Michaell E-MAIL: osborm@yahoo.com, dmg@adequacy.org, michaellosborne@netscapeonline.co.uk ALIASES: dmg, Dumb Marketing Guy, Lord Hugh Toppingham

    NAME: Sassaman, Esther E-MAIL: esther@antioch.edu, perdida@adequacy.org, reva_altamira@yahoo.com ALIASES: Perdida, Reva Altamira, etc.

    NAME: Skinner, James E-MAIL: spiralx@spazmail.com, spiralx@adequacy.org ALIASES: SpiralX, Manifold, Jon Erikson

    NAME: Stanton, Matt E-MAIL: matt@madeforchina.com, serf@adequacy.org ALIASES: Serf

    NAME: Zikowski, Zachary E-MAIL: zikzak@io.com, zikzak@adequacy.org ALIASES: Zikzak, kp

    NAME: ???, Ernie E-MAIL: trollmastah@hotmail.com ALIASES: Trollmastah

    The lameness filter makes it impossible to post this in any sort of aesthetically-pleasing format. To paraphrase Final Fantasy Tactics, "Blame yourself or Rob."

  479. ObSimpsonsQuote by Jeff+Binder · · Score: 1

    Ex! ell! ent!

  480. Fight by G-Spot · · Score: 0

    If you could fight any celebrity, who would it be?

  481. Star Trek 5 Question by sjanich · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hi,

    Can you give us any news on a Possible Star Trek 5 Director's Cut DVD, with perhaps extra footage, re-done or improved special effects, and commentary?

    Thanks!

    1. Re:Star Trek 5 Question by sjanich · · Score: 1

      Why offtopic? He was the Writer and Director of the film.

  482. What did you think of Galaxy Quest? by pagen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What did you think of Galaxy Quest?

    --
    When a Ball Dreams, It Dreams it's a Frisbee.
  483. Copyright by catsRus · · Score: 1

    Where do you stand on the copyright debate? Do you support Lessig or Disney?

  484. Captain James T. Kirk by Random+Addict · · Score: 1
    Mr. Shatner,
    As many posters here have pointed out, you will forever be remembered as Captain James T. Kirk. But in the episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before", when your old school chum-turned-god-like-telepath created your grave, complete with gravestone, the engraving on the stone had you as James R. Kirk. At what point in the series did you acquire the middle initial T. and why didn't anyone remember that it was supposed to be R.?

    Oh yeah, and BTW, Cu vi parolas Esperante?

    --
    __
    The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this may be true.
  485. Will There Be a Rerelease of... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Your earlier recordings, such as Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, or Mr. Tamborine Man? Or better still, how about a jam session with Leonard "Bilbo Baggins" Nimoy?

    --
    Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
  486. Gay Trek Fan Fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever read any? I cant believe people are writing it? You must have done Commander Spock about a million times by now. How about the audio montage where Spock has his way with you? That cracked me up.

  487. What's the deal with Sulu? by ampliphibian · · Score: 1

    Just wanted to know...

  488. let's start at the top. by diablochicken · · Score: 1

    Why do you wear a hairpiece?

  489. 3rd Rock-Big Giant Head by jeepliberty · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed your performance as the big giant head on 3rd Rock from the Sun. Will you be doing more comedy rolls?

  490. Toronto by mainframe · · Score: 1

    Do you still visit Toronto Canada often, and what is happening with your 3D Effects Studio now that Tekwar is no longer being made here.

  491. A question about Rescue 911 by pyramid+termite · · Score: 4, Funny

    Star Trek made many wonder whether there was intelligent life in the universe. Did Rescue 911 ever make you wonder if there was intelligent life on this planet? A lot of the people on that show were rescued when they did some awfully dumb and dangerous things ...

  492. Question by CathedralRulz · · Score: 1

    Do you get tired of being treated like something other than an actor? You're not a scientist or a leader or a futurist anymore than, say, Tim Allen, another actor. Don't you wish people would just admire you for what you are trying to do - be a good actor - and not transfer the magnitute in their mind that Star Trek is real and that you are Star Trek?

  493. Kirk vs Gandalf by Gallifrey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Kirk and Gandalf got into a fight, who would win?

  494. Q: scientific accuracy by ngu · · Score: 1

    Hello Sir,

    Why the people at the hwood do not hire a scientific
    consultant to avoid junk like: "15 light years? ok, put it on the viewscreen!". Does scientific accuracy
    makes a scifi boring?

  495. Scoring with the chicks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were you regularly hooking up with all the women that you had to save in the episodes?

  496. Thanks! by dattaway · · Score: 2

    Not a question, but just a thanks for your work many years ago creating a wonderfully inspiring television series that defined science fiction in its time enjoyed by at least my family. The experience helped create a connection with the beautiful heavens above. Your part in history is a great one and it is my hope you recognize contributions.

  497. fart jokes. by diablochicken · · Score: 1

    Why, oh why did you feel the need to introduce fart jokes to Star Trek?

  498. The return of Shatner by koozbane · · Score: 1

    WIll you really be back in
    "William Shatner v. the world crime league"?
    I'd buy the DVD special edition!

    --
    "I'm a slave of Karma, Spin the Wheel and I'm a king reborn."
  499. Please tell me what you think of when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "fruit salad."

  500. Were you really wasted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when you made the album "Transformed Man"?

  501. dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does it feel to have such disdain for the one thing that made you famous?

    Also why do you think that you are so important that anyone should care about you? The sub-humans who worship you do not count, I am talking about functioning people of society.

    Jackass

  502. Get Your Vulcan Hands Off Him! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Shatner,

    Have you ever heard Love Trek?

    If not, please listen to it and share your thoughts with us on it. Thanks.



  503. boyhood hero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello Mr. Shatner,
    I just wanted to let you know that I appreciate your work.
    James T. Kirk was my boyhood hero. Who was yours, growing up?

  504. Acting... by wls · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Which is better, being type cast into a role you can't escape from (yet gaining mass popularity and recognition), or having an assortment of characters from which to draw, but not the degree of prestige? ...which path would you have a new actor avoid?

  505. Envy by stareater · · Score: 1

    Were you never envious of Leonard Nimoy because he got to wear the really cool ears?

  506. Oh......My........God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You have NEVER seen a vagina, have you? You poor, god-forsaken bastard.

    1. Re:Oh......My........God by kscguru · · Score: 1
      Nah, study physics and engineering for a year or so in college and this takes all of 15 minutes. (well, add another minute if I have to have my roommate double-check my facts...) Believe me, there is nothing here a decent physics student wouldn't know after a year or two. Besides, the fun part of physics is breaking theories - a la sci-fi.

      That and I happened to read a book called "The Physics of Star Trek" (author was a prof at Berkeley), and have a good memory.

      You don't seriously believe I patrol Slashdot just to talk Star Trek do you? :)

      --

      A witty [sig] proves nothing. --Voltaire

    2. Re:Oh......My........God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You have NEVER seen a vagina, have you? You poor, god-forsaken bastard.


      You know, some of us don't want to let our lives be ruled by our sex organs, but rather by our minds. But then, that's just crazy us. w00t!

    3. Re:Oh......My........God by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      and exactly HOW does that tie up with obsessive ST fandom? Human shaped and sized ALIENS who breath air and speak English? nice one!

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    4. Re:Oh......My........God by shamrock_shake1 · · Score: 1

      Think about that for a second. Civilizations from multiple star systems interacting with huge amounts of technology, yet, somehow you figure they can't handle a simple translation device.

      Where's my Babel Fish?

    5. Re:Oh......My........God by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      the lip sync seems VERY well managed for a Babel fish...

      anyway, that doesn't even touch the issue of humans-with-funny-foreheads = aliens. Star Trek 'science' is beneath contempt.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    6. Re:Oh......My........God by PaybackCS · · Score: 1

      Actually the issue of Aliens looking like Humans with funny heads (or hands, or feet...), was fairly well taken care of in a couple of TNG episodes. The episodes eventually disclosed the existance of some very early, very advanced race. Supposesedly came into being many millions of years before there was life on Earth, or anyplace else. These aliens predicted their own downfall, and as such, left pieces of themselves in the form of early life on hundreds of planets. Supposedly, this is why better then 80% of DNA in the different species in ST was identical. They also left a message in that all of the groups would have to work together to retrieve.

    7. Re:Oh......My........God by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      pathetic retrospective fix, not to mention completely illogical and ludicrously unscientific.

      And why do you capitalise 'aliens'?

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
  507. Advertising by radulovich · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner,

    Why did you decide to be the advertising face of Priceline.com. Aside from the compensation, what compelled you to work for them instead of any of the other advertising offers that you have received?

    Also, would you ever do it (ar anything like it) again?

    Thanks,
    -Mark Radulovich

    1. Re:Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why did you decide to be the advertising face of Priceline.com.
      SELECT max(Salary) FROM Offers
  508. Howard Stern... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has played clips from his 911 call before.

  509. You're dead, JIM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I read far enough for that, and didn't see it...)

  510. Here's one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you have to learn esperanto for the 1966 film "The Incubus"?

  511. The Wedding Present's "William Shatner" by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have you heard the song "William Shatner" by The Wedding Present (or are you even aware of it)? In case you haven't heard it, The Wedding Present is a pop band from England, and the song is on their album "George Best," which came out in 1990 (or thereabouts). How do you feel about your name being used as the title for a song? Would you ever object to the use of your name by a group (not necessarily a rock band) or an individual that is completely unaffiliated with you? If that album had been incredibly popular and that song had been a hit single, would you feel differently about the use of your name?

  512. Dear William Shatner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an anonymous coward (yah right),

    Thanks for all of the great episodes and the great movies, I've really enjoyed them over the years.

    I know you've probably been asked this before, but..

    Are you interested in astronomy? If so, what do you think of our vision of space (i.e. visits to mars, I.S.S.) ? Do you know what seti@home is and do you run it on your Personal Computer?

    Thank you!

  513. Important Contribution by WarpFlyght · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner, When looking back on your career thus far, is there anything you've done which you feel to have been an important contribution either to society or to humanity? Why do you feel that contribution is important?

    --

    "Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon!" -- Montgomery Scott, ST:III
  514. Twilight Zone by AntiGenX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do you think that John Lithgow did a good job reprising your character in the Twilight Zone episode, "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet"? Was this ever a brought up when you guys worked on the together on Third Rock from the Sun?

  515. how did you feel about... by mcclure · · Score: 1

    the tek war movies. did you intend for there to be more and were you happy with their reception? in free enterprise [imdb.com] - who's idea was the "han solo vs captain kirk" comment and how funny did you think it? (you looked like you were trying not to laugh :) ... and when will "no tears for caesar" reach the mtv audience? :) mike(y)

  516. Career by blamco · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What path would your career have taken had you not done Star Trek? Would you still be as internationally renown?

  517. Bill, do you know: Where is Usama Ben Laden? by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    NT

  518. Questions by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) Did you feel that your real life when filming Star Trek had any corelation to the relationships portrayed at the beginning of Galaxy Quest?

    2) Do you believe there is any life beyond Earth? After portraying Cap't Kirk for so many years, so you think that's swayed your opinion?

    3) My sister met you at the Space.Com office in New York once. All she could come up with was quick TJ Hooker question for you. You were polite, and she was happy. Now the question, is that the kind of questions you get all the time from strangers? Can you go out in public and have a good time without someone asking an old TV question of you?

    --
    Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
  519. Why does your Priceline bob-head look so strange? by jdbo · · Score: 2

    really now, this thadoesn't look like you at any age...

  520. I gotta ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did or did you not kill your wife?

  521. TEK! by Ransom342 · · Score: 1

    Is there any chances we will see anymore of the TEK universe? Perhaps a DVD release of the series?

  522. Priceline commericals by Magius_AR · · Score: 1
    Do you have any idea how exrcuiatingly painful those commericals are?
    ( I think it's the first commercial since that "Can you hear me now?" guy to actually cause me to leap across my room for the remote )

    Magius_AR

  523. Ask William Shatner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Mr. Shatner,

    I once read you had encountered aliens yourself. Actually, you said so yourself in an interview.
    Please tell us a little bit more about that occasion :-)

  524. What About Tek War? by arakon · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner, how do you feel about the canceling of the USA Tek War series that was based on the novels you wrote?

    Are you writing any more Tek War Novels?

    (yeah I know its a bit old, but I kind of liked the series).

    --
    "If I were bound by all laws everywhere I'm sure I would have committed a capital crime somewhere."
  525. What is it like... by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

    to be imortalized as the face of Michael Myers in the Halloween series?

    --

    Setting his threshold to 5, Sparky eliminated most of the trolls on /.

  526. Singing by Wanker · · Score: 2

    Although many of your songs are great for ending stereo wars, I can't help but wonder why? I mean, it's one thing to sing off-key while all alone but another to inflict it on other people. What would possess you to think that anyone would want to hear this, or was it done for sheer badness' sake?

    I do have to say that Nimoy's cover of "Proud Mary" was far worse than any of your covers-- though "Lucy in the Sky" is awfully close.

    Golden Throats: the Great Celebrity Sing-Off
    More pain and suffering from Google

  527. Who would win in a Fight? by euxneks · · Score: 1

    Captain Kirk or Captain Archer? And what do you think of T'Pol?

    --
    in girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
  528. About Chekhov by Random+Addict · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mr. Shatner,
    This has bugged me ever since STII: Wrath of Kahn came out. When Chekhov and his CO are surveying that planet for suitability for the Genesis trial, and they come across the shuttle craft, Chekhov realizes who the thing belongs to and tries to hurry the hell out. Unfortunately, they end up running into the arms of Kahn and his merry crew of castaways. Kahn fails to recognize Chekhov's CO, but he recognizes Chekhov. How can this be? In the episode "Space Seed" in which the Enterprise encounters Kahn and his gang of genetically engineered supermen (and women), Chekhov had not yet joined the crew of the Enterprise. Why couldn't the producers and director of STII take this glaring bit of reality into account???

    Oh, wait....(sheepish grin)

    Yeah, maybe I should get a life, huh?

    --
    __
    The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this may be true.
  529. See Triumph insult comic dog insult star wars fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the spock impersinator sum up your opinion of fanatical fans?

  530. Shatner's Cut Director's Edition Premium Gold by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Etc, etc, etc...

    Mr. Shatner, you have had diverse directing and writing over the years. I was wondering how YOU would have directed the new series "Enterprise" that is currently airing. Darker? More aliens? Just curious, considering your experience writing the Tek series and such.

    --
    You need a FREE iPod Nano
    1. Re:Shatner's Cut Director's Edition Premium Gold by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

      Diverse directing and writing EXPERIENCE, that is.

      --
      You need a FREE iPod Nano
  531. James Doohan and Columbo by nedron · · Score: 2

    In the past, some of the other cast members of the original Star Trek series have lambasted you pretty badly. In your books, you come across as very self-effacing and have apologized for any hurt that you might have caused the others. In fact, you seem to go to pains in your non-fiction books to patch things up. Your plea to James Doohan is particularly poignant in light of DeForest Kelley's death. Has there been any progress in reducing the animosity that the other cast members appear to hold for you?

    On another subject... Since you did two Columbo's ("Fade in to Murder" and "Butterfly in Shades of Grey"), what were your impressions of working on the show? Any noticeable difference since 20 years had passed from one Columbo to the next?

    --


    * As is generally the case, my opinions do not reflect those of my employer.
  532. Did you have a Wiz in the pool? by erucsbo · · Score: 2, Informative

    Was it really Mr. Shatner's house (well - swimming pool) that featured in the pool party scene in the Wizard of Speed and Time and did he have a screen cameo appearance that got left out because he only wanted to speak Esperanto?

  533. Singing Career? by rnturn · · Score: 2

    Any chance of reviving that? Or that Rhino will re-release your album?

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    CUR ALLOC 20195.....5804M
  534. Song Covers I'd Like To Hear` by j+h+woodyatt · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner,

    Loved your take on 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds'...

    I must say I didn't fully appreciate it until I left the CD player on repeat for a full day.

    Have you considered covering any other pop songs? (I can imagine you doing a very fine version of Don McLean's 'The Day The Music Died' for example.)

    --
    jhw
  535. Your Take on Subversive Themes by Inexile2002 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Looking back on the show with a bit of a post-modernist eye there were some really interesting subversive themes laced into the ST plot. The occasional anti-capitalist themes, the concept of the Federation as a nearly perfect communist society, the promotion of secular humanism and multiple episodes where the plot was literally man against god. There were the racial harmony themes, anti-religious themes and the prime directive itself could have been taken as a statement against cultural imperialism. All of this on tv in a world where Joe McCarthy was still a very fresh memory.

    Now I know that Rodenberry was responsible for most of it, but how did it feel to be caught up in something like that during the 60's? (This is such a set up for the response, "I was just a tv show.")

  536. Better yet he could do a duet with DeForest Kelly! by jbuilder · · Score: 2

    Even given De's current state, he probably sounds better than Bill ever did...

    --
    Polymorphism -- It's what you make of it.
  537. music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I loved your music performances. A lot of people take it as a joke, but when I saw your video for "rocket man" I realized that some songs need a good actor to get the ideas behind the lyrics across. I was touched. Will you ever do another? The closest I've heard is your singing cameo on a TV sitcom, but it didn't satisfy.

  538. Tentacles. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Tentacles are fuckin' hot.

    --grendel drago

    --
    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  539. What do you think of Enterprise by computx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was curious what you think of the new series Enterprise. Since it is supposed to take place in an era before the original series it would seem to be faced with some pretty tight constraints on plots etc. Also one of the criticism's leveled at the show is that it is too politically correct. any comment?

  540. K/S. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2

    Dude, the real sexual tension in TOS was between Kirk and Spock. Oh, yeah. Hot Vulcan man-love.

    No, really. Kirk and Spock were gay.

    (Yes, I know the difference between the show and reality. I'm talking about the characters.)

    --grendel drago

    --
    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  541. Seven Parody for MTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did you have to be talked into doing that fantastic parody of the ending of Se7en for MTV, seeing it as a cluster of roles you preferred not to revisit? Or did you jump at the opportunity?

  542. The best actor? by Zordok · · Score: 1

    Do you think you were the right person to play James T. Kirk?

  543. Star Trek vs. Star Wars by ZoneManSPW · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you like the Star Wars movies?

  544. What would you parody? by Inexile2002 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There have been numerous parodies of both you and of Star Trek. If you were given carte blanche to parody anyone or anything - star in a Galaxy Quest equivalent of some other series or movie, what would you parody? Why? Any ideas on how you'd approach it?

  545. This question seemed obvious to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you ever bed Heather Locklear?

  546. Shatner Interview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am interested in your perspective on where you think the evolution of Star Trek should go? Also, have you been asked to contribute or consult on the direction of Star Trek's future?

  547. Charities by Thomas+A.+Anderson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    17 years ago, I worked for a non-profit called "Ahead with Horses" which taught physically disabled children to ride horses, and in some cases to vault on them (think gymnastics on horseback). If I remember right, Mr. Shatner was a generous supporter of the program (with both his time and money).

    My question is this Mr. Shatner: which are your favorite charities? What's you favorite story related to one of them?

    Thanks!

    --
    Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand (bash.org)
  548. Wow! by TheLastUser · · Score: 1

    Normally I could care less aobut these Q/A sessions. I mean, no need to ask RMS another question about Gnu, Linux, and Commercialization.

    But William Shatner, well...

    I have numerous questions for Mr. Shatner:

    Question 1 (in a couple parts)
    In reference to the new Star Trek TV show, "Enterprise" vis-a-vis the original Star Trek. Who do you believe is better looking, Science Officer T'Paul or Yeoman Rand.

    Do you share my view that there is too much vacillation concerning race interferance in the new show and not enough good old fashioned fist fighting. And what's with the new captain? How come he gets beat up in every episode?

    Question 2:
    What are your views on intellectual property rights? How long do you think an artist should be able to retain a copyright on their works? Is it important for the works of artists to eventually move into the public domain?

  549. When Capt. Kirk came to NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    William Shatner came to visit us at NASA a few years ago, interviewing people for a book he was writing with a pop science author. Everyone knew he was coming and everyone hung out around the rooms where the cool demos were, hoping to get a glimpse. Unfortunately everybody at Center HQ with even the feeblest excuse to tag along did too, so he ended up with an entourage of about 15 NASA HQ geeks. As a result the questions/answers were very superficial and controlled. The sad thing was this guy could have wandered around the halls, walked into any office, and people would have spilled their guts! I mean, who's gonna hold stuff back from Captain Kirk?
    So my question is Why don't you shake the entourage, and when are you coming back?

  550. Listen to Shatner at Amazon by MyHair · · Score: 3, Informative

    he guest-starred on an album released with Ben Folds called "Fear of Pop" a few years ago - it's really friggin' good

    Cool, that link has Real Player streaming samples. Shatner's contribution is audible in track 5: "In Love - David Davidson".

    AH! Here is Shatner's "Transformed Man" album with a sample of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" for those of you who haven't heard it. Unfortunately the sample is small and doesn't capture the whole performance, but you get the idea.

    OMG Amazon says "Transformed Man" starts at US$75!!!

    LOL, you have to listen to all the samples.

  551. 7 of 9, or 2 out ot 3 by PB8 · · Score: 0
    1) If you appear in another Star Trek movie, could you include Jeri Lynn Ryan (7 of 9)? Perhaps in some sort of dream sequence where Kirk goes to a heaven, or as a near death experience, filled with favorite angels? Or as some great reckoning with karma?

    2) Can the Q Continuum communicate with the Prophets in the DS9 Blackhole? What would they talk about?

    3) If you could select any of the Borg implants, what would you pick and why?

    4) The Star Trek Computer voice sounds so sterile. Why isn't it made more sexy or personable? You'd think 24 century technology would be able to make facinating human interfaces.

    5) Why are Star Trek hand weapons point and shoot--for hitting single targets like .38 revolvers? Some might guess that 24th century handheld weapons would be able to smartly select and hit multiple targets, adjusting lethal and stun settings for small and large targets, and would never ever work for anyone but the person who owned the weapon. Is it true that the NRA has a 24 century advocacy group?

  552. Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it true that you will be doing the voice for the next Windows OS's startup and shutdown sounds? And if so, what would you say at startup and at shutdown?

  553. Off-topic? Phttt by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    It's not off-topic to the parent. :)

    This is an example of a "scary" experience with a fan he might not think to discuss, something more revealing than the typical stalker story. I'd love to see it brought up and have him say something more about it, and I can't find a reference to it online. It illustrates a positive aspect of Trek quite different from the you-inspired-me-to-be-an-engineer cliche.

    The effects of Trek on "regular people" have been profound. One of my favorites I mentioned elsewhere here and which is recounted online, regards MLK encouraging Nichelle Nichols to stay with the show because of the role model she was to his own children. I think Shatner might me interesting in talking about these humanistic aspects of the show, as he is understandably tired of the "what was the combination of the safe in episode 26" questions. Also, he is himself decidedly not a geek.

  554. Sci Fi Awareness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The dirt, please :
    "When did you, and each of your science-fiction co-stars, "wake up" to science fiction (or sci-fi, even) ? Was it a long and difficult process or what ?"

  555. I see you are new (4 comments posted) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see, 85% of the slashdot community are gay males. You may have heard of "slashdot meetups", this is where the gay slashdot readers in various cities meet up at people's houses for large and prolonged gay orgies. I was at one last year with Katz and Michael and a few others, all I have to say is that Michaels dick may be small, but he knows how to use it!

  556. Do you have any interrest in... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

    Would you enjoy working at nasa? If you would would you want to be the engineer or the astronaught.

    --

    ----
    Go canucks, habs, and sens!
  557. If ... by Depris · · Score: 1

    If I pay you to never sing again... wiether it be in a priceline ommercial, in public, or anywhere another living being can hear you, will you stop? I am willing to pay almost any amount. (within reason) seriously.

    --
    I'll make you a deal. You pray to God for help and I'll stop the moment he shows up.
  558. Iron Chef USA - Why it failed by ghost95051 · · Score: 1

    I am assuming Iron Chef USA didn't do too well since it isn't still being produced/aired. What do you think was its downfall? Was it the more lighthearted approach? Or do you think it was the cultural differences? Finally, I always wondered if it would work better as a 1/2 hour show which was elimination contest between chefs to fight the Iron Chefs. The final fight being an hour show and the winner the new Iron Chef (and say a cash prize). 4 Iron Chefs each with 7 Challenger matches and 1 final match for his title. Was there any discussion on changing the format of the show?

    1. Re:Iron Chef USA - Why it failed by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1
      I am assuming Iron Chef USA didn't do too well since it isn't still being produced/aired. What do you think was its downfall?

      I watch Iron Chef a lot. I mean a lot! If you ever seen the show or the DVD, then it should have been painfully obvious why the "USA" version of Iron Chef did not make it.

      It sucked. Simple as that.

      Although I am a fan of William Shatner, he is definitely no Takeshi Kaga.

      The commentator, Michael Burger, had no idea what the hell he was talking about. It was like Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football: He just didn't belong there.

      It reminded me of the WWF if not anything else...

      However, the culinary commentator and the Iron Chefs were really not bad at all. It seem to be the only real bright spot in a sinking ship.

    2. Re:Iron Chef USA - Why it failed by DoctorMabuse · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right. I have watched Iron Chef ever since it was on Channel 18 in Los Angeles in Japanese with no subtitles. The American version sucked big time. The judges were poor or picked for their looks with NO knowledge of cuisine (many people do not know that one of the actresses on the Japanese version has a chef's license in Japan in addition to being cute).

  559. How Many Times Were You.. by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1

    ..shot by rabid players on your OWN team during the SPLAAT game recently? ;)

  560. If You Really Lived in the 23rd Century... by Yacob · · Score: 1

    Where path do you imagine your life would have taken? Are you more likely to have lead the life of an actor or of a star ship captain?

  561. TJ Hooker by deadgoon42 · · Score: 1

    Hey Shatner. TJ hooker ruled. Are there plans for a movie or another run of the show? Is it playing in sindication anywhere? How many horses do you have? Do you really keep them in a castle in Kentucky? What is you favorite food?

    --

    Smeghead every day of the week.
  562. Why... by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1

    Why.....Canadian?

    --


    --"The perfect example of the man of action is the suicide." - William Carlos Williams
  563. Captain Kirk Halloween Mask by Captain+Spank · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Shatner Recently I saw a documentary on director John Carpender's Halloween movies, they revealed that the mask that the "Micheal Myers" character wears is actually a modified Captain Kirk mask!, did you know this? is so, did you get compensated for that use of your image?

  564. Why? by st_george · · Score: 0

    Mr. Tambourine Man. Why? http://frogstar.com/trek/index.asp

  565. What kind of mobile do you use? by BaGurk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Go on, you purchased one of those Motorola startecs when it first came out, right?

  566. Everything I every learned about leadership... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watch Star Trek's Original Series when I was young. Later in life I joined the Army as an officer. I guess I used Jim Kirk as a role model and found that the real world, even the military one, did not like to communicate like I had seen growing up. At one point I learn the diff between command and management. Did you ever try and manage/lead teams using the same style as you did in Star Trek? If so, what happened? If not, how would you contrast your personal management style to that of the show? :-)
    James (my friends call me Jim)

  567. Ask Bill Shatner... by erik_fredricks · · Score: 2

    When's the next record coming out? After all, it's been 34 years since you did that stirring rendition of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds ,..

    --

    THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
    Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F18

  568. Star Trek about Spock? by Levetron · · Score: 1

    I heard the theory that Spock is actually the central character on Star Trek. When viewed from this perspective, the show's meaning is enhanced. Any comments on this theory?

  569. General Shatner by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1

    Hello Captain,
    You have said previously, in the cold, dark, and coursing tones of an embittered Canadian Warrior, that if it were to come down to the US and Canada having an all out war, you would kill Americans and enjoy it.
    What can you say to the accusations against the worlds foremost and powerful bargain hunting supercomputer only being used to bring us wonderfully inexpensive and competitively priced air transportation, hotel fortifications, vacation-like incursion plans, and ultimately cultural invasions on a daily basis!?

    What is the good name-your-own-price of War?

    --


    --"The perfect example of the man of action is the suicide." - William Carlos Williams
  570. Do you get tired of the trekkies? by deepvoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was in Vegas during a convention (unrelated to Star Trek) when I saw the oddest assortment of people coming out of an adjoining conference hall... Pointy ears, green faces, goofy face grooves (you know the sort), and I knew immediately who and what they were about. To my astonishment, I saw you signing autographs at the front while peering curiously through the door. You didn't look very happy as a gapped toothed fem-nerd asked you a bunch of questions in a staccato barrage.

    Are you happy about the whole trekky thing, or is something you just endure?

    --
    Fast machines, powerfull AI, impulsive invention,... All I lack is a good espresso machine!
  571. How was it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you wee called upon to play all those American people -- like the Eplebnista thing with the stars and stripes or like the guy from Iowa in 'The Voyage Home', were you ever tempted to chaneg one of those guys into, like, a Canadian -- like it really should have been? *grin*

  572. WHY...MUST...SPOCK...DIE? by sdmartin101 · · Score: 1

    Why...must...Spock...die? Why...in eight days? Explain!

  573. Hey, Bill, love your work, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what's the deal with the horses?

  574. Cult TV by lbonser · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner, Given that the mid '60s gave us any number of cult TV classics, could you see yourself playing some of these other roles? Perhaps as Batman or James West? (I've always had this idea that you, Adam West, and Robert Conrad were versatile enough as actors that any one of you could have handled any of these roles. I think it'd be a hoot to have seen Conrad or West as Capt. Kirk and you or Conrad as Batman.)

  575. Question for Shatner by jobowyer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Do you get a kick when shows/movies make fun of you or your distinctive way of speaking? Shatner jokes seem to pop up in about every form of entertainment, from animated shows (Family Guy) to the dregs of the Internet. Does this sort of attention make you feel like you left your mark on entertainment (I know I would)

    --
    Jesus Saves! And takes half damage (shouldn't the Son of God have improved evasion?)
  576. Fear of Pop by benfoldsfan · · Score: 1

    I saw you the other night with Ben Folds in Los Angeles, and...

    I would like to know why you did Fear of Pop with Ben Folds, and how it came about, ie. who asked who to do it, and where the song ideas came from.

  577. Commodore VIC-20 by Mr.+Firewall · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner,

    I'll never forget the disappointment I felt when I realized that the Commodore VIC-20 (which you had endorsed in their advertisements) was... well, I'll just say it bluntly: a piece of junk.

    I lost a lot of respect for you after that, and it was years before I began thinking well of you again. Did you ever feel embarrassed with your decision to endorse that product?

    --
    In times of universal deceit, telling the truth gets you modded -1 Troll
  578. IMDB.com Error by starphish · · Score: 1

    First, I would like to congratulate you on a wonderful career. Incubus is one of my favorite movies. The concept was cool (Esperanto!), the acting was great, and the cinematography was stellar. I loved the feel of it. I'm a big fan of good cinematography.

    Here's my question.

    When searching for "god" on the IMDB, your name doesn't list. Not only that, none of your movies show up either. I have emailed the IMDB on several occasions to see if they can make it so your name comes up in searches when one searches for "god". I have not heard anything back. Have you tried to get this error fixed? I'm curious how you feel that your name doesn't show up when "god" is searched for, and how you plan on addressing this matter. Thanks.

    --
    Yeah, yeah, yeah. The story is a dupe, the topic is boring, the facts weren't checked. WE GET IT!!
  579. Dear Mr. Shatner by Plush+Gaming+Girl · · Score: 1

    I'm not a 'Trekkie' nor particularly a big fan of yours, but I do find you oddly attractive. It makes me wonder, do you enjoy giving foot massages and are you any good at it?

  580. Your age/retirement by slapout · · Score: 1

    How do you stay so busy at your age (writing books, creating tv series, movies, etc.)? Do you ever plan on retiring and taking it easy?

    --
    Coder's Stone: The programming language quick ref for iPad
  581. Would Gene clobber Rick? by Neurotensor · · Score: 1

    My friends and I have been bitterly disappointed with the way that Enterprise has been dumbed-down and commercialised. Most of the time it's just too hard to believe that it's really happening. We find it an embarassment to everything that Gene Roddenberry's legacy stands for.

    So do you think, Mr Shatner, that Gene would be tempted to clobber Rick Burman from beyond the grave? Wouldn't he be at least a little offended?

    After considering your answer, are you tempted to do it for him? ;)

  582. what are the three most important things in life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've
    stared in a movie made in esperanto(incubus, I liked it)
    Been the major spokesman for an avant guard web service (priceline.com)
    Been a major force in Tek.
    Lots of other stuff
    I would say, realized yourself ala maslow's self actualized.
    What advice would you give someone who would like to live a full life?
    What are your top three mistakes?
    What are your top three best decisions?

    Kevin Moriarty
    nerdmaker.com

  583. 911 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Shatner:

    When you found you wife motionless in the swimming pool, why did you call 911? Why did you not immediatly pull her from the pool? Why did the 911 operator have to tell you to pull her from the pool?

  584. The Music! by fyrie · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner, I am a huge fan of your spoken-word work. I have enjoyed everything from "The Transformed Man" and your "Double Live", to the Priceline.com commercials. However, I would have to say that my favorite piece is "In Love", recorded with Fear of Pop. Will you ever do another album? I would love to hear you collaborate with other musicians again.

  585. Flying Omlettes by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    My personal favourite was the 'Pizza' that ate people - I think Spock mind-melded with it to save the day.

    I thought that was a rock, I don't remember pizza colors (maybe that was when we only owned a B&W TV). The campiest IMO is the flying omlettes that dropped from the ceiling. It is the one where Spock goes blind from a light beam used to kill the omlettes and they think the blindness is going to be permanent.

  586. KIRK ROCKS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to come across as a devoted "fanboy" but in my opinion Trek truly rocks and it rocks mainly because Shatner, Nimoy and the other principals portrayed their characters in such a convincing and wholehearted way that they made it utterly believable on a human level.

    I've nothing but pity for the fools who mimic the old joke about Shatner being unable to act; they're just repeating a lowbrow "witticism" that caught on and became conventional "wisdom" for no other reason than that it was trendy, funny and easy enough for dullards to pronounce. They don't "get it" because they've very rarely seen real acting (mostly they are people who subsist on a diet of junk TV).

    I want to thank you, Bill Shatner, for what you have given to the world. The adventures of Captain Kirk and crew will live on for centuries and will one day be ranked as a great epic legend along with the likes of Beowulf and Homer's Odyssey.

  587. Personal Question(s) by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    What was your happiest/most proud moment? Why?
    (could be career-based or personal)

    What are you the Least proud of? Why?

  588. How many sets did Star Trek have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know Star Trek was only on for a short time but How many sets did Star Trek have? and did you get to keep the fake rocks that were boulders?

  589. Pulp Icon by rprebel · · Score: 0

    How does it feel to have become a cult icon in your own time? Also, how do you feel about having an acting style named after you (coming from a theatre grad)? One more thing: I LOVED Free Enterprise. Farking hilarious.

    l8r,
    ricky

    --
    Enjoy every day like it's your last. One day you will be right.
  590. Spoofing himself and his ego by Suchetha · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dear Mr. Shatner, As you probably know, most of the world considers you somewhat of an egomaniac. You yourself have portrayed yourself as one in a (webtv?) advertisement, and in the movie "Free Enterprise." How do YOU see yourself? Looking back at your life do you think there is any basis for these beliefs?

    --

    learn from yesterday, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
    or one out of three ain't bad
  591. Questions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few questions...

    What is the first thing you think of in the morning when you wake up, and the last thing you think of as you are about to fall asleep at night?

    I understand that at one point you were (or still are?) working for the American Tinnitus Association (constant ringing in the ears). Are you aware of any medical advances in this area? How is your tinnitus doing these days?

    I recently purchased the Special Editions of Star Treks II and III and watched the interviews with you on both disks and thought they were absolutely hysterical (especially the part about Nimoy blessing the crowds on ST III). I know that you have had parts in Airplane 2 and other slapstick comedies, but I was wondering... have you ever considered really jumping into that genre full-force like Leslie Nielsen did a few years back?

  592. Trek Technology by eples · · Score: 2

    Mr. Shatner, It seems as if every few years technology we saw only in Star Trek suddenly becomes reality. (Those square wooden disks Spock had, or the tablet for Captain's type stuff that made it throughout just about every incarnation of Trek.) What do you think will be next?

    --
    I'm a 2000 man.
  593. American Psycho 2 by j1mmy · · Score: 1

    American Psycho is one of my favorite films. The sequel is one of my least favorite films. I want to know why you consented to be involved in this tragedy of a movie.

  594. Point of realization? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was there a single incident which made you realize that Trek was more than just another TV show (fan base, franchise, etc.), or was it a gradual realization?

  595. Easy question; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which star trek character would you most like to kill? ...

    Actually, forget the first question... who would you most like to kill period? Is that person wearing a geeky klingon forehead prosthetic?

  596. Re:How much of a Geek are YOU, anyway? by Swaffs · · Score: 2
    "or do you not even pay attention if your PC is Windows or Mac?"

    Uh, when was the last time you saw a PC running Mac OS?

    --

    --
    "Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." - Homer Simpson [1F10]

  597. Who does a better Spoken word Rocketman? by Dougthebug · · Score: 1

    So, who do you think does a better spoken word rendition of rocketman, you or Stewie Griffin?

  598. Speaking of Free Enterprise... by timotten · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have two questions:

    * How.. did you decide... on... your enunciative style? Was it... like a flash of light, suddenly you knew... that Kirk... did not know... how to enunciate? Or were you... coached? Did it seem... innovative? Do you feel... trapped, unable to break through... to become free... from your type-casting.

    * When are you going to finish that one-man production of Julius Caesar?

  599. Director's Control in TV by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, let me clarify:

    Directors do have creative some degree of creative control, and they are able to influence the tone and mood of their episodes. You wouldn't see an X-files director bringing the same style to, say, Hidden Hills...though it would make for an interesting story!

    I know what you're talking about, in reference to shot composition and whatnot. That's usually all the director. Lighting, however, is all the Director of Photography. Usually the DP on a TV show that uses the same sets will have preset lighting (that's why the bridge and Ready Room always look the same, for instance) because it saves time. But! When a creative director tells the DP that he's going for something very dark and moody, or very bright and joyful, the DP will usually jump at the chance to do something creative...as long as it doesn't take too much time.

    If I made it sound like TV directors are just point-and-shoot people, I really did them a grave disservice. They are afforded creative freedoms, and encouraged to make an episode their own, to be sure...just as long as it doesn't take too much time.

    1. Re:Director's Control in TV by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      Hi Wil,

      I used to like (still do) your acting on TNG.
      TNG was shown quite a bit here on TVM (in MALTA), at least the first few seasons, then I watched the rest on foreign tv stations. Hope your character will return someday in the Trek movies, together with Capt. Sisko of DS9!

  600. FP?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    frosty piss!!
    b00m pelvis thrust uNF!
    suck it

  601. Surname complications by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1, Troll

    How did the inclusion of the word 'shat' in your surname affect your youth? Did the anger toward your ancestral name fuel your early acting career?

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    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  602. Re:Shakespearian Influences? by Blackneto · · Score: 1

    quite possibly the best question posed here.

    --
    Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice...
  603. Admit It! by zonker · · Score: 0

    You had someone ghostwrite TekWar for you.

    BTW, How was that kiss with Uhura back in the day? Did you ever imagine it would be such a big deal?

  604. The Transformed Man by coffii · · Score: 1

    How do you feel about your audio CD The Transformed Man? Personally I thought that it was so entertaining that I went and brought a second copy, have you any idea how many copies are in circulation?

    --
    Bitter and twisted, DON'T ever FORGET the TWISTED
  605. Star Trek Franchise by clickety6 · · Score: 2

    How do you feel about the direction they have taken the Star Trek franchise, with spin-off show after spin-off show? Do you feel the franchise has become stale after all this time, or do you enjoy the new series? What would you most like to see as a spin-off from the original show?

    --
    ----------------------------------- My Other Sig Is Hilarious -----------------------------------
  606. how do you feel about paintball? by Mike+Bridge · · Score: 1

    now, i do believe you were challenged to a rematch next year at challenge park extreme, after the 'shatnerball' scenario charity game this year, for another bout of charity paintball/scenario play, so assuming you are willing to show up again and play: (i did not have the cash to attend and support tom kaye and the borg team this year, but i fully intend on being there next year and utterly destroying those weak federation players and silly klingons. =p)
    -will you be 'recruiting' any additional celebs to come along and help raise money (wil wheaton, i'm looking your direction...)?
    -would there be a possibility of changing the distribution of the charity money (say, 50% of the money to the winning teams charity, and 25/25 to the 2 other charities, assuming a 3 way scenario again)?
    -any fond/interesting memories from the weekend (like interesting run ins with the other 66% of the players who i'm sure were intending on shooting out 'captain kirk')?
    -your opinion on whether play violence (be it paintball, video games, or other forms) does or does not influence peoples behavoir (positive or negative) in real life?

  607. McGill's University Centre by twilight30 · · Score: 2

    I was involved many moons ago in the campaign to have the Student building at McGill in Montréal change its name to the Shatner University Centre. Did we embarrass you, or did you like it?

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    Death will come, and will have your eyes
    -- Pavese
  608. badtolling the evile fuddites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we were wondering what you thought of the ill eagle softwar gangsters' gottiesque attackS on the hobbyist whiner dogooders, & tux, et AL?

    "working" under the r00l of the kingdumb, is probably not too different than having some of your ships/pourtolls .comandeered buy some evile greed/fear based borg-LIEk creatures?

    thanks for all the entertainment bill. if you have any ambition left, you should go public about oss/gnu. your legacy would then match your legend.

    if you need any help with the above, let US know.

    don't worry that we're too small (not enough big iron). since we were found to be one of the "Top 10 Companies of 2002"(tm) , on fuddle's search thingy, our heads alone are big enough to power US.

    almost everything's gnu now. wait bill, there's more...

    beat DOWn from trying to be a big star/defending the earth? you may want to try some nice ktea. it's not snake oil, but it's still good for you.

  609. Re:Short Skirts by Blackneto · · Score: 1

    It was pretty obvious (to me anyway) that the orion chick on the prison planet episode didn't seem to be wearing any.

    --
    Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice...
  610. Pranks? by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    My question is:
    Rummors have it that you were a healthy prankster back at Desilu studios and I wondered if this was the case then what was your best/favorett prank.

    --
    I don't actually exist.
  611. Ahh.. the joys of being named after a TV character by Chaltek · · Score: 1

    Being named after The Captain has given me an interesting childhood, and I'd just like to say thanks to W.S. for helping to create such a beloved and memorable character.

    ~Kirk

  612. Shatner Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will you marry me? Well, not me, cause I'm a guy. Will you marry my girlfriend? PLEASE!

    No, actually.. What was your favorite acting experience?

  613. Your ST books by Broue+Master · · Score: 1
    Hi!

    You seem to have accepted the fact that your name will always stick to the ST serie as long as you live (and behond).

    Altough you have made some post-trek achievements where we forget about Kirk (one comes to mind: 3rd rock), you still are active in the Trek world. The books you publish are really good and I think most of them could be turned into good tv/movie production.

    My question about those books is, are you doing them because you feel you still have something to say about the show or, in particular about the Kirk character (which you brough back from the dead) or are you simply riding the wave that puts bread and butter on the table at the end of the day? (it's okay if that's the case, because the end result for us is still the same, good books, well written, from someone who played a major role in building the St universe)

    Cheers from Montreal! Thanks for the good time

  614. Book Writer by BlackHwk98 · · Score: 1

    Your books are excellant! How do you get that amazing inspiration you have whe you write your books? I've read a few of your Star Trek books and maybe one or two of your others they are fascinating Captain.

    --
    Who knew life could be this funny?
  615. possible comeback by cyberdog6 · · Score: 1

    in one of your books, Kirk is resurrected by the Borg due to an aliance with a Romulan Commander bent on revenge.

    any chance Kirk will be reborn, or pop out of the Nexxus to delite us again?

    --
    Evil is the money of all root....
  616. LCARS? by cyberdog6 · · Score: 1

    are you an avid computer user? if so, what operating system do you favor?

    --
    Evil is the money of all root....
  617. Your Wife, by Windus+XP · · Score: 0, Troll

    have you ever Shatner?

    --
    This party's over!
  618. If you still keep in touch with Mr Nimoy... by MacGod · · Score: 1

    Can you ask him what the hell the deal with this was:
    http://homepage.mac.com/celkjer/iMovieTheate r2.htm l

    --
    "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
    1. Re:If you still keep in touch with Mr Nimoy... by jasonzzz · · Score: 1


      Good Lord, it looked like the psychedelic
      intro to TeleTubbies.

  619. Incubus/Esperanto by mikeray · · Score: 1

    How did you end up in Incubus? What do you recall about making the movie and speaking Esperanto?

    --
    Decide what you would be, then do what you have to do.
  620. Kirk and Spock's Greatest Hits by Striiker · · Score: 1

    Any plans to team up with Leonard Nimoy to release a new music CD? You guys could remix various titles from the 90's +..
    What songs would the /. community like to hear them sing?
    (and how much would the /. community pay to have them never sing again?)

  621. Use of Technology by NomadCoder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're known for your work in technology and science related genres. My question is this: How much technology do you use yourself? Computers, PVR's, PDA's ... etc. I recall that you were quite technophobic back in the day. Are you still?

  622. Ben Folds by mrsbenfolds · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Any more plans to collaborate with Ben Folds, either on tour (like at The Palace 11/13), or in album form? What was your reaction when he first asked to work with you on Fear of Pop?

  623. Stratford, not Toronto by Columbo · · Score: 1

    Yes, as OmegaGeek also points out, Shatner was in fact part of the Stratford festival theatre, not any Toronto Shakespearean company that I'm aware of. I should know, I'm from Stratford originally. The quality of theatre presented there is excellent and I highly encourage people to check it out if they are ever presented with the opportunity. The upcoming season looks excellent.

  624. Star Trek technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Several of the fictional technologies in the original series, such as automatic doors and communications devices (cellular phones) have become commonplace. Which of the technologies that have become commercial do you like the most, and which technologies would you most like to see developed and commercialized?

  625. From THE ONION AV ROOM by mekkab · · Score: 2

    You can read that interview at the Onion's AV ROOM.

    No link provided, becuase if you don't know about the AV room, you are missing out on a great deal.
    No joke- I buy albums and watch movies simply at their say-so. They have the best critics. Ever.

    --
    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  626. Re:How much of a Geek are YOU, anyway? by j-turkey · · Score: 2
    Uh, when was the last time you saw a PC running Mac OS?

    OK...I hate to get into a troll-y, flamebait, off-topic post...but I'll bite...only because the modern, popular nomenclature is just plain wrong.

    What do you think that the term "PC" means? Does a PC have to be running an Intel 80x86 processor, or just x86 compatible? Can it be any box using commodity x86 hardware? Does it have to run a Microsoft operating system, or can it be running Linux, Solaris, or a BSD? Whaddabout if its running NeXTstep or BeOS? Is a four-way Xeon running Linux and Apache a PC?

    How is a Mac not a PC? It is, in every sense of the term, a Personal Computer. If a Macintosh does not fall into the category of a personal computer, what category does it fall into? A minicomputer? A workstation? An appliance? A microcomputer with expensive, propritary hardware?

    That being said: To answer your question, the last time I saw MacOS running on a PC was the last time I saw a Mac. :)

    --Turkey
    --

    -Turkey

  627. A trekkies question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a big fan of Startrek so i have to ask; On a scale of 1 to 10; In "Miss Congeniality" - how cute were Sandra bullock in real life?

  628. First Interracial Kiss by Necromancyr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Regarded as a historical TV moment, you have had stories related that you forced the 'kiss' between yourself and Nichelle Nichols to be put into the episode. What we're your reasons behind pushing for the inclusion of the kiss - was it purely on a moral basis or did others influence your decision? And, because of this action, we're you ever put into an uncomfortable position (threatened by certain groups, not permitted in a select club, etc.)?

  629. Current Relations with TOS cast by PocketAces · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In your two Memories books, you mention how you have tried to reconcile with your former TOS castmates. Have those attempts been successful, and how do you get along with them now?

  630. Do you believe in God? by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

    Do you believe in God and have you ever experienced Him personally? What do you think about Captain Kirk - is it faith in God which sustains him?

    Are you happy with the GENERATIONS movie? I liked it but it could have been better if Kirk had not died. The good thing is that Kirk lives on in millions of fanfics.

    1. Re:Do you believe in God? by DoctorMabuse · · Score: 1

      1) Shatner thinks he is God.

      2) Get a life. Please.

    2. Re:Do you believe in God? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Ok but I'll hear that from him not from you.

      2) I have one. Thank you

    3. Re:Do you believe in God? by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      Star Trek has always had an interesting connection to this topic actually - it is known that Roddenberry was quite anti-religious so religion was taboo on the ST TOS show.

      Now things changed, Roddenberry died, and we got Star Trek Deep Space Nine where not only was religion and spirituality not taboo, but it was part of the main storylines and that was why I liked it.

      Now, are you Shatner's spokesman or what? Why
      bother? Get a life yourself.

  631. Re:Ahh.. the joys of being named after a TV charac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My brother is named Scott, but I got the good name. My partents knew who was in charge! BTW, my other brother isn't Sulu.

  632. Esperanto community by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    One fairly well regarded count of speakers of world languages came up with two million speakers of Esperanto.

    You could say with the same clean conscience ten million or 100.000. Nobody knows exactly how many people speak Esperanto. You should read "Esperanto sen mitoj"

    The 1997 World Congress had 45,000 visitors.

    Where do you get your data from? UEA lists 1,224 in Adelaide '97. The record is Nuermberg '23 with 4,963. Montpellier '98 had 3,133. Maybe there were more in Zagreb '01.

    want it to replace, well, everything.

    That was never the goal for Esperanto. It's an auxilary language, not a primary one, meant to supplement native languages, not replace them.

    It's a language. It may be used for everything: as an auxiliary, as a substitute (see Lanti), as a hobby, to get rich (well, not now), to get laid,...

    It's true that the majority of the organized esperantists don't intend it as a unique world language, but such freaks do exist.

    By the way, your dhis site is unreachable now.

    --
    __
    Men with no respect for life must never be allowed to control the ultimate instruments of death.
    GW Bu
  633. Re:what are the three most important things in lif by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goodbye slashdot. By goodbye I don't mean I'm saying goodbye, I mean you're going goodbye. When you're puking your guts out 15-20 years from now you wont remember this, but you'll still be just as dead. You brought this on yourself, dynamic responsiveness from the universe; maybe in your next life, you wont be such assholes. Goodbye!

  634. The State of Fact and Fiction by mr_nemo_smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With the science fiction movies and television making references to gadgets would later become the basis of cell phones, PDAs, personnel computers, GPS, the international space station, the internet and hundreds of others machines not mentioned in the past twenty years, do you think that sci-fi films and television shows are more important today then when shows like Star Trek first came out? Thank you.

  635. Dr. Network Has AIDS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's the television. It's all right there - all right there. Look, listen, kneel, pray. Commercials! We're not productive anymore. We don't make things anymore. It's all automated. What are we for then? We're consumers, Timmah. Yeah. okay, okay. Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, if you don't, what are you then? I ask you. What? Mentally ill. Fact, Timmah, fact...

    Touching yourself again?

  636. Blubber Belly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What type of girdle do you wear?

  637. Halloween by tang · · Score: 1

    How do you feel about the fact that the famous "Michael Meyers" Mask is actually a painted Shatner mask?

  638. Questions about Star Trek Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A. The even numbered Star Trek movies are orders of magnitude better than the odd numbered ones. Is there any explanation for this?

    B. What is your favorite Star Trek movie?

    C. What do you think about Voyager and the new Enterprise series? Do you think it is time for Paramount to throw in the towel?

    D. Any chance of you being reincarnated and appearing again in a Star Trek film or episode?

    -Damian

  639. Jesus by lizzybarham · · Score: 1

    Have you come to know Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

  640. And the answer, obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is both. In Shatner's favourite episode (note the Canadian spelling since I, like Shatner, am a Canuck) of Star Trek, "The Devil In The Dark" by Star Trek's original producer, Gene L. Coon, a horrible monster of alien chemistry is destroying the living things in a planet's mine. The refreshing bit is that humans are mining and destroying crystalline structures before they are killed by a mysterious being. In this case, the humans have been killing the eggs of a silicon-based sentient being, known as a Horta (no, there is no Dr. Seuss book called "Horta hears a Who"), which are the crystalline structures. Rather than being killed by a monster, it is the humans who have acted monstrously, although ignorantly, and the Horta is only a mother defending her young. When she is wounded, Dr. McCoy beams down with what is usually a form of building compound to make a poultice, hence his statement" I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer". God, I'm 41 and a family law lawyer and I just geeked out without a moment's pause. Damn you, Kirk! Damn you all to hell! (obligatory Charleton Heston reference).

  641. Re:How much of a Geek are YOU, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That being said: To answer your question, the last time I saw MacOS running on a PC was the last time I saw a Mac. :)

    That's interesting, since on Apple's "Switch" site ( http://www.apple.com/switch ), they have this line:

    "More people are interested in switching from PCs to Macs than ever before."

    Sounds like Apple doesn't agree with your comment.

  642. Paramount suing Shatner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Mr Shatner, I heard that the scums @ Paramount are suing you because you used a Star Trek logo on your new Splat! movie. Is it true?

  643. real ET life by lo_fye · · Score: 1

    a) Do you believe that extra-terrestrial life exists? b) If they landed tomorrow and (officially) made 'first contact' - how do you think the world would react? Would we take a Roddenberrian stance, and welcome them, and explore the universe together? Would we shoot'em up? How would you like the world to react?

    --
    geeks are cats who dig a certain kind of cool
  644. OT: Re: your sig by orkysoft · · Score: 1

    Didn't Bender say "I'm gonna drink till I reboot?"

    --

    I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
  645. Andorians by Nicholas+Name · · Score: 0

    How do you stand on the Andorian question? Do you think they will ever be friends with the member planets of the Federation, or will they always be trying to deceive us. Do you think the Vulcans are suspect because they once had an alliance with the Andorians?

  646. ManCow Paintball by Soaps · · Score: 1

    Not so much of a question, but i am a ManCow Fan as well as a fan of your work, I was unable to attend the event, i was hoping to get your take on how it went

  647. Pants by willboy42 · · Score: 1

    Do you happen to like wearing pants? Idly curious, that's all.

  648. How EXACTLY did you kill your third wife? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know she drowned "accidentally". Come on man, it's us, the guys. You can tell us, we'll understand.

  649. Galaxy Quest by morridx · · Score: 1

    Mr. Shatner,

    Fans, and their sometimes obsessive love for fiction such as Star Trek, is possibly even more associated with the program than the actual shows, Gene Roddenberry, you, or the rest of the cast. Even to the point where documentaries and fiction are written in reaction to (or extension of) the original fiction. In that vein, did you see Galaxy Quest? What did you think?

  650. Esperanto by rpillala · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone must have thought that Esperanto was a better idea for an international language than English. This was probably in the interest of equity, although as I understand Esperanto, it leaves out a lot (for example, Indian languages.) When you made Incubus, was there any kind of ideology behind making the movie in Esperanto, or did it just seem like a good idea at the time for the filmmakers?

    Ravi

    --
    When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
  651. paintball by squant0 · · Score: 1
    Did you have a good time playing paintball this year?

    http://pub73.ezboard.com/fnzpaintballfrm5.showMess age?topicID=73.topic

  652. Accept a Free Ride to the Space Station Freedom? by Mage99 · · Score: 1

    If your fans contributed the 20 million it takes to send a tourist into space, would you go?
    (of course you'd have to train in Russia and accept a ride on a Russian rocket!)

    --
    We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
  653. Cowboy Neal by Mage99 · · Score: 1

    Have you come to know and accept Cowboy Neal as your personal savior?

    --
    We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not an act, but a habit.
  654. my question :) by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    Why Jim Why? eerrrr...Why captain Kirk Why? Fuck fuck all the questions have been asked...hmmm not really .... Kirk would you mind lending me 10 grand US$ - i gotta pay my debt.

    THanks a lot :)
    Dont laugh you insensitive clods :P - i really might get the money *dreams about what he can do with the money* *bubble bursts* *debt..*

  655. Dear Sir by BluedemonX · · Score: 2

    Have. You. Ever. Considered. Possibly. Using. More. Than. One. Word.... Per...... Sentence?

    --

    --- Jump!! Fire!! Bullet time!! - Lego version of the Matrix
  656. Canadian Performers In The US by DoctorMabuse · · Score: 1

    You and Peter Jennings are both Canadians. Why did you leave and is there anything we can do to encourage you to return?

  657. Not a Trek related question by Andronicus · · Score: 1

    First, let me say that I have always loved Trek, and always will. That being said, I am impressed with the fact that Mr. Shatner has such beautiful and talented horses. My question is this:

    What do you think of the recent changes the American Quarter Horse Association has made and are making concerning their excessive white rules, embryo transfer and now the vote that will be coming up in March regarding allowing cremellos and perlinos to be registered?

    One other question - would you ever allow a Trek fan who also loves horses to come and see your ranch? :)

    --
    USNG: 14TPU4605
  658. hey! by 1nfern0 · · Score: 1

    dont you think star wars is a million times better?

  659. Bravest Little Hobbit Of Them All by adam+arndt · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr. Shatner, I have heard an amazing compilation of songs you sung with Leonard Nimoy. One of them is about Bilbo Baggins from Lord Of The Rings and a Benzedrine version of Mr. Tamborine Man. Can you tell me about any other wacky (I hope this is the right word) projects you have done like this?
    PS I think Trek has been a great vehicle for Shakespearean acting. It's a pity television acting is so naturalistic these days.
    -aa
    sig:deadpad emoticons :-| envy :-| sarcasm :-| irony :-| farse :-| pathos

  660. Re: "Not wheat, keptin!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what makes that quadrotriticale so delicious?

    I like mine with maple syrup. :-9

    - MFN

  661. Re:How much of a Geek are YOU, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The answer is pretty simple. "PC" is short for "IBM PC," usually taken to mean any computer that is compatible with the IBM PC. Intel x86-based, BIOS and extended memory configuration are the main features that determine this.

  662. Have you ever watched Doctor Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever watched Doctor Who - the long running British sci-fi series? Many fans have written stories where the good Doctor meets with Captain Kirk, beginning with the famous THE DOCTOR AND THE ENTERPRISE and the multi-show crossover WILLIAM'S REVENGE (featuring Captain
    Kirk, Spock, Picard, Data, Sam from Quantum Leap oddly enough and a number of Doctor Who's).

  663. my question by znaps · · Score: 1

    Why did Lt Uhuru smell bad?

    Because William Shatner.