User: pibare

The russian space training reality show:

On: US & Russia Pencil in Mars Launch by 2018

Trainee: "Ivan ate all the sqeeze cheese
again!!!! ARggh!!"

Mission Control: "Comrades, comrades, keep
in mind, when you are in orbit of mars, we will
not be able to resupply you with
constant 'squeeze cheese'"

*dramatic music*

Voice Over: Next week find out who gets
voted out of the training pod and thrown out of
the air lock. Will it be Ivan with his insatiable
appetite for squeezable cheese? or will it be
Ivana and her insistance on leaving tampons in
the engineering section???