IT workers really are the scum of the earth; I express this in the most sincere tone
possible. This urethral discharge known as the "Information Technology Specialist" is
truly a burden on the world.
Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called
personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth
piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that
passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking
stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy
beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no
mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code.
Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The
IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working
caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the
capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present.
They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and
spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better.
They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that
means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what
minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase
which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'
Profiling the IT 'worker'
on
The New IT Crisis
·
· Score: 0, Redundant
IT workers really are the scum of the earth; I express this in the most sincere tone
possible. This urethral discharge known as the "Information Technology Specialist" is
truly a burden on the world.
Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called
personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth
piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that
passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking
stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy
beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no
mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code.
Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The
IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working
caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the
capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present.
They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and
spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better.
They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that
means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what
minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase
which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'
Profiling the IT 'worker'
on
The New IT Crisis
·
· Score: -1, Flamebait
IT workers really are the scum of the earth; I express this in the most sincere tone
possible. This urethral discharge known as the "Information Technology Specialist" is
truly a burden on the world.
Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called
personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth
piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that
passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking
stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy
beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no
mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code.
Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The
IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working
caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the
capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present.
They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and
spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better.
They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that
means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what
minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase
which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'
Profiling the IT 'worker'
on
The New IT Crisis
·
· Score: -1, Flamebait
IT workers really are the scum of the earth; I express this in the most sincere tone
possible. This urethral discharge known as the "Information Technology Specialist" is
truly a burden on the world.
Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called
personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth
piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that
passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking
stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy
beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no
mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code.
Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The
IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working
caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the
capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present.
They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and
spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better.
They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that
means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what
minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase
which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'
Profiling the IT 'worker'
on
The New IT Crisis
·
· Score: -1, Flamebait
IT workers really are the scum of the earth; I express this in the most sincere tone
possible. This urethral discharge known as the "Information Technology Specialist" is
truly a burden on the world.
Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called
personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth
piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that
passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking
stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy
beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no
mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code.
Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The
IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working
caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the
capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present.
They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and
spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better.
They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that
means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what
minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase
which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'.
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Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code. Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present. They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better. They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'
Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code. Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present. They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better. They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'
Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code. Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present. They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better. They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'
Some habits of an average IT worker:
Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers.
Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche.
Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code. Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present. They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better. They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'
IT workers really are the scum of the earth; I express this in the most sincere tone possible. This urethral discharge known as the "Information Technology Specialist" is truly a burden on the world.
Some habits of an average IT worker: Usage of company bandwidth for activities which are not related to work. This is called personal bandwidth piracy. On the same token, they carry out personal bandwidth piracy and are paid to do the task by hapless managerial staffers. Terrible hygiene. System administrators and PC technicians are often so unkept that passers-by would prefer a homeless man's asscheeks on their face to the reeking stench of this sub-species. Most of the time, the males will sport greasy and filthy beards which contribute significantly to an overwhelming total stench. Make no mistake, the females stink probably as badly, since they never douche. Terrible manners. They're never reprimanded for breaking company dress code. Birkenstocks, shorts and t-shirt are the standard uniform of the IT 'Professional'. The IT 'Professional' considers himself mentally superior to members in every other working caste. Because the natural 'skill' of manipulating user interfaces is clearly beyond the capability of even physicists, their services are required everywhere the PC is present. They prefer to chew with their mouths open when they talk; smacking their lips and spewing particles of food all over their own keyboards makes the food taste better. They become pissy when asked by management to 'work' ( yeah, whatever that means). Blessed by a still-emerging field, they recieve substantial salaries for what minimal work they actually do.
So, the main point of this informal chat is to discuss what is quite simply a phrase which describes the pure opposite of a boon: The IT 'Professional'.