"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first" - Benjamin Franklin
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sure, add insult to injury:P
I can just see it now: Gates's top-secret net-worth division breaks the news to him...
Trained Monkey #1: oo-oo-aa-aaaah!
Gates: Rockefeller? Whaddaya mean Rockefeller? I thought I passed him back in '93!
Trained Monkey #2: oo-aaah-aaah!
Gates: Inflation? Inflation?!! Why wasn't this taken into account? You *were* using Excel, weren't you?
Trained Monkey #1: aa-oo-aa-aaah?
Gates: No monkeys, of course I'm not mad... Now then, someone get ahold of my "research" division head monkey - we need to sacrifice more babies to Mardok, I'm still in second place here, people!
the moral? the one thing Bill Gates doesn't need to hear: that he's just not trying hard enough;)
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what can i say, exploitative stereotypes just crack us yanks up.
"baby: the other white meat!"
rotflmao... truer words were never spake... [wiping tears of redneck glee from my eyes]
no, no, no... the REAL quote follows:
"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first" - Benjamin Franklin
sure, add insult to injury :P
;)
I can just see it now: Gates's top-secret net-worth division breaks the news to him...
Trained Monkey #1: oo-oo-aa-aaaah!
Gates: Rockefeller? Whaddaya mean Rockefeller? I thought I passed him back in '93!
Trained Monkey #2: oo-aaah-aaah!
Gates: Inflation? Inflation?!! Why wasn't this taken into account? You *were* using Excel, weren't you?
Trained Monkey #1: aa-oo-aa-aaah?
Gates: No monkeys, of course I'm not mad... Now then, someone get ahold of my "research" division head monkey - we need to sacrifice more babies to Mardok, I'm still in second place here, people!
the moral? the one thing Bill Gates doesn't need to hear: that he's just not trying hard enough