I didn't forget, I just don't care. Also, you seem to overestimate how difficult it is to mimic people. And you call me stupid? Now go shag your granny you fat Alaskan cunt.
I'd say far more important than exact hardware duplication of a production environment, would be ease of replication of real production data into QA servers for replication of issues.
It's a bugger because of dependences (it goes pear shaped when this customer orders this product, which is made from parts supplied by these vendors... and none of them are in your test system), but you can cover most of it by making a copy of prod once or twice a month.
Unless, as someone mentioned above, you're too cheap to pay for the hardware. Then you'll be paying for developers to do data entry into your dev system, and it won't work because something will be different.
I'm wondering whether I could do dail-up if I needed to with what I've got in the room. I've got an old Psion gold PCMCIA modem. There's a couple of 386 lappies, Win 95/98 CDs somewhere and I know I've got the drivers on floppy - I found it yesterday while looking for something else.
I bet the modem cable is missing. The bloody thing used to disappear half the time when I still used it.
Did everyone suddenly forget how to use pen and paper for records?
Not sure if they forgot how, but it seems someone forgot why they got rid of them in the first place. That's if "he" actually know in the first place.
Do you think they kept a load of clerks waiting in the wings, just on the off-chance? After all, businesses have a tea-chest in the basement full of lever operated adding machines packed in grease don't they?
Leave was a vote for some totally unspecified other thing - is it better, is it worse? No one knew because no one actually stated what the other thing was and even three months later it looks as if we still don't know.
It was a vote for a hard Brexit, i.e. totally leaving the common market.
What, you fell for all that stuff about "the Germans/French will still want to sell us their cars/cheese?" LOL. Peasant.
Go on, try and work Africa into that like last time, you mong.
It's remarkable how many Brexit supporters come out with some variation of "I'm not racist, but..." and seem to be very defensive when talking about their reasoning.
Probably a conditioned response to cretins[1] like you who label anyone with a different opinion as somethingist.
[1] No prejudice is intended against inhabitants of large Mediterranean islands.
Those so-called "other countries" are ancient and sophisticated cultures that were building elaborate temples and writing (albeit upside-down mostly) when our honky ancestors were swinging from trees.
Imposing our environmental standards on them is literally cultural rape in the actual ass.
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Do they have a department of redundancy department like the United Kingdom of the UK does?
You don't have to post once per chin, skids.
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I didn't forget, I just don't care. Also, you seem to overestimate how difficult it is to mimic people. And you call me stupid? Now go shag your granny you fat Alaskan cunt.
Well that's one strategy the Russians could use. Alternatively, they might just try having 50 times as much of everything as whoever they're fighting.
Fewer bugs.
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That's because only LUDDITE developers test things. APPS APPS AGILE APGILE KAKPILE!
Doctor, it hurts when I do *this*.
It's a bugger because of dependences (it goes pear shaped when this customer orders this product, which is made from parts supplied by these vendors... and none of them are in your test system), but you can cover most of it by making a copy of prod once or twice a month.
Unless, as someone mentioned above, you're too cheap to pay for the hardware. Then you'll be paying for developers to do data entry into your dev system, and it won't work because something will be different.
I can remember when Slack was a Linux distro. The marketing hipsters presumably can't.
I'm not very good at geography. Tell me, which state are Lincolnshire and Goole in?
I'm wondering whether I could do dail-up if I needed to with what I've got in the room. I've got an old Psion gold PCMCIA modem. There's a couple of 386 lappies, Win 95/98 CDs somewhere and I know I've got the drivers on floppy - I found it yesterday while looking for something else.
I bet the modem cable is missing. The bloody thing used to disappear half the time when I still used it.
Not sure if they forgot how, but it seems someone forgot why they got rid of them in the first place. That's if "he" actually know in the first place.
Do you think they kept a load of clerks waiting in the wings, just on the off-chance? After all, businesses have a tea-chest in the basement full of lever operated adding machines packed in grease don't they?
If I was running a cake shop and did all of that shite I wouldn't have time to bake any cakes.
I'm not saying it's the Russians, but it'st@.;l[po
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They could, but they'd have the French & Germans landing on them like a ton of bricks. They don't want to lose jobs in engineering & cheese-making.
Nah, way too many vowels.
Too fucking right. I made the mistake of hiring a hipster plumber and now my house is full of fiber pipes.
I had to hire another hipster to mop the floors but he kept holding the thing upside down so I had to let him go.
The people whose jobs are threatened are grubby little Sun-reading oiks and they aren't clever enough or don't work hard enough.
AnalMocio is a special snowflake. There's no way a Pole or an Indian could take *his* job.
Until one does.
When that happens he'll be the one at the front of the BNP march, with sunglasses hiding the fact that he's a fucking Watford.
It was a vote for a hard Brexit, i.e. totally leaving the common market.
What, you fell for all that stuff about "the Germans/French will still want to sell us their cars/cheese?" LOL. Peasant.
Go on, try and work Africa into that like last time, you mong.
Probably a conditioned response to cretins[1] like you who label anyone with a different opinion as somethingist.
[1] No prejudice is intended against inhabitants of large Mediterranean islands.
Those so-called "other countries" are ancient and sophisticated cultures that were building elaborate temples and writing (albeit upside-down mostly) when our honky ancestors were swinging from trees.
Imposing our environmental standards on them is literally cultural rape in the actual ass.
Classical as in It's all Greek to me.