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  1. Re: You made it, Syrians! on BBC: UK Votes To Leave The European Union (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    And the wine, don't forget the wine. But apart from that...

  2. Re: Rationale aside... on BBC: UK Votes To Leave The European Union (bbc.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    As the tax paying Greek I find your comment ignorant, and offensive.

    FTFY.

  3. Re:A preview of President Trump's upcoming win. on In the Aftermath Of Brexit, Brits Google About Irish Passport, Meaning Of EU, and Why it All Happened · · Score: 1

    That actually happened in Scotland hundreds of years ago. I can't imagine it was a unique event.

    Thought about it for ten seconds - it's happening in South America right now. They're clearing jungle whee the nude guys with blowpipes live to make prairies for cattle.

  4. graffiti on New Apps Let Women Obtain Birth Control Without Visiting a Doctor · · Score: 1

    Don't buy this chewing gum - it tastes like rubber.

  5. Re:Why is birth control necessary? on New Apps Let Women Obtain Birth Control Without Visiting a Doctor · · Score: 1, Informative

    They want to fuck in the same way that you want to serve fries and mop floors.

  6. Re:Researchers Ignore Real World Concerns Yet Agai on Study Finds Password Misuse In Hospitals Is 'Endemic' (securityledger.com) · · Score: 1

    Do they have to handle the card to place it in the reader, or can they just bump against it? There are hygiene concerns here.

    My suggestion was a bit facetious, but there are more practical hands free methods.

  7. So tell me, what do fat people like you understand?

    Rhetorical devices, e.g. hyperbole.

  8. Really? You're monitoring all of them are you?

    About as true as this load of bullshit

  9. Re:Of course the spin is people are... on In the Aftermath Of Brexit, Brits Google About Irish Passport, Meaning Of EU, and Why it All Happened · · Score: 0

    Too dumb, too apathetic or too under 18 years old?

    You stupid tub of lard.

  10. Hey, but isn't North Ireland just occupied by Brits?

    Mmmmm, no.

    That would be good news in my book.

    Theoretically speaking. Have you even seen one?

  11. But if it's pies you want isn't there somewhere else, Pies-R-Us or whatever, that does better pies because, like, that's their thing?

  12. In Soviet Russia, joke explains Captain Obvious!

  13. Re:End of Great Britain? on BBC: UK Votes To Leave The European Union (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    If there are any, they're probably better at reading than you are.

    In fact, that's true even if there's none.

  14. It costs you the airfare. I don't think the US has an extradition treaty with Somalia.

  15. Re:In first to file, anything published is "filed" on Apple iPhones Found to Have Violated Chinese Rival's Patent (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    As I understand it, the point of first to file is to avoid me saying "I invented it first, ask my buddies, we were down the pub last Christmas, honest. And this notebook, look, it has dates written in it with a different pen and everything" after you file. If it ain't externally verifiable it doesn't count.

    It's simply easier to administer. Sucks if two guys are working on it independently at the same time in their sheds, but them's the breaks.

  16. Re:So what was it meant to be used for?!? on Thanks To Apple's Influence, You're Not Getting A Rifle Emoji (buzzfeed.com) · · Score: 1

    [shyly raises hand]

    I don't know how to type. And I don't know any words.

  17. They're aaaall posh cunts like. on In the Aftermath Of Brexit, Brits Google About Irish Passport, Meaning Of EU, and Why it All Happened · · Score: 0

    When did I imply that I did not understand that.

    It was evident when you stuck your nose in.

    I was just pointing out that they are all less than 1000 miles away from the center of EU government

    Irrelevant. My point is that not only is London closer physically to Brussels & Paris than it is to Sunderland, in many ways it's closer culturally & economically.

    you are being a dick and you have no point to make

    You mean I should be obese, believe in a non-existent bearded man in the sky and shit myself if I'm not allowed to walk round Walmart carrying a bazooka in case a coloured person gives you a funny look?

  18. Re:If voting ever changed anything on In the Aftermath Of Brexit, Brits Google About Irish Passport, Meaning Of EU, and Why it All Happened · · Score: 1

    That and to counter the rise of UKIP. He bluffed, and it was well and truly called, with brass bells on.

    Boris seeing an opportunity for a coup and Corbyn making a very half-hearted effort on the other side may be the things wot tipped it.

  19. Re:Democracy restored on BBC: UK Votes To Leave The European Union (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    GP is so sure of himself and simultaneously so wrong about a place he couldn't find on a map.

    Can we guess where he's from, children?

  20. Indeed. Some have suggested that really it wasn't about the question as put at all, it was about how fucking annoying pompous hipster cunts from Islington are.

  21. Two things fat people like you don't understand:
        Britain isn't England.
        England isn't London.
     

  22. Also, dumbass, since Falklands in 1982, when was the last time the UK was in a war?

    What was all that stuff in Kuwait, Iraq and Afghanistan? A pub brawl?

  23. Do you go to McDonald's to not have a burger?

  24. How far away from Carlisle, Plymouth or Inverness are they, you stupid cunt?

  25. Re: Rationale aside... on BBC: UK Votes To Leave The European Union (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Theoretically yes, but without standing over their shoulder what can you do? They almost crashed a few years before they actually did, but as soon as the immediate crisis passed they went back to their old ways - public servants retiring after 10 years service or at age 23, whichever comes first.

    Their tax collection agency, by some reckonings, ran at a loss. There are ten times as many high-end Mercs & BMWs as people who declare enough income to be realistically able to afford one.

    The sensible thing to do would be to do what you do with a bankrupt person - redirect his income & manage his affairs for him. But if they'd tried that it the whining about "Wahwahwah sovereignty, wahwahwah Nazis" would have been enough to affect the weather patters.