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  1. Its a Lie on NASA Gives Up On Pioneer 10 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just detected that probe the other day... wait... perhaps that was a different kind of probe. Never mind then.

  2. Re:Dead? on Using WiFi to Bridge the Digital Divide · · Score: 1

    Well I'd like to say, but there is a legal proceeding about it right now. I'll keep you updated . *wink* *wink*

  3. Just Great! on Using WiFi to Bridge the Digital Divide · · Score: 2, Funny

    With projects like these it is no wonder that there are millions of newbies trying to play online games. Just the other day some newbie told me he could kick my ass in Quake 3... well one thing lead to another, and now he's dead. Moral of the story, some people shouldn't be on the internet.

  4. This is Great on Sony to Stop Producing Smaller CRTs · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Last year sony slipped a slippery pickle in my pants, but this time I was prepared. Thanks /. for preventing another embarasing moment

  5. My recommendation on MPAA Countersues 321 Studios · · Score: 1

    Bend over and let the MPAA slide a sue suit up your butt. Need lube? Then get permission to produce some software and then get sued by the MPAA... mmmmmm... rape

  6. Don't buy this on Tivo 2 Features On the Horizon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tivo is evil. It allows me to record programs on tv while I'm away from home. It controls my life when I am at home. I swear to God the thing watchs me sleep at night as well... probably records it too. Who's been watching those videos? Because it isn't me...

    Back to wearing my tin foil jump suit

  7. Re:just me? on Vintage Toys & Tech Photos · · Score: 1, Funny

    its just you. I still use my toaster as a mainframe computer every.

  8. As a Vampire on The Great Stanford Buffy Population Equilibrium Study · · Score: 0

    I'd like to say that his model is wrong. Speaking from experience, vampires can masterbate and live normal lives... wait... I was talking about geeks... crap, wrong useless news site!

  9. Lets test an pre-fab sample with beta drivers! on Trident XP4 Reviewed · · Score: 0

    One time at engineering camp. We got a sample video card... and we tested it with incomplete drivers. It didn't work so well, so we said it sucked. Little did we know we were a bunch of idiots!

  10. Well lets have bias'ed reviews of everything! on Mac vs. PC: Digital Video Editing Comparison · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    One time at band camp I had sex with a flute. I like flutes. This other time I had sex with a drum... it asn't as fun. I guess that means flutes are better! Case in Point! I wIn! HAHA!

  11. In my DSL world on New Look at ADSL2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We have dancing fairies with magic wands that give geeks SDSL for the price of dial-up from AOL. We also have DSL that can reach more than 100 miles from the teleco. As amazing as it sounds, this is all a BLOODY fantasy you dumb ass tards. Stop complaining and live with what you got. If you want decent internet access move to a major city like the reset of us overcharged suckers