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  1. Re:I pity them on Thousands of Lab Mice Lost In Sandy Flooding · · Score: 1

    Well, some of them might have had some fun.

  2. Re:traveling wherever on Mars Rover Solves Metallic Object Mystery, Unearths Another · · Score: 3, Funny

    Might I recommend, as much as is possible, pack your trash.

    On the contrary. If I had the chance to go to Mars today, I'd take with me:
    A recent newspaper, a can of beer and a half-eaten sandwich.

    Then I'd place them somewhere were Curiosity was likely to spot it, and return to Earth silently.

    And probably run around with a huge grin on my face for the rest of my life.

  3. Re:Did you take any science courses at all? on Mathematicians Extend Einstein's Special Relativity Beyond Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    thanks for proving my sig ;-)

  4. Re:A geocentric model already exists on Mathematicians Extend Einstein's Special Relativity Beyond Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    nit-picking: You are right about planets, but what about our galaxy?
    Anyway, moot points, you got mine, I got yours ;-)

  5. Re:Did you take any science courses at all? on Mathematicians Extend Einstein's Special Relativity Beyond Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    Can there be a consistent 'mirror existence' where all such examples do have applicable meaning?

    Short answer: no, since in their world our -5 would be their +5 (and vice versa).

    Long answer: you are talking about parallel universe(s) which could exist in a mathematical model.
    However there is no way we can prove or disprove the existence of such a world, the same way we cannot know what happened before the "big bang" or what's outside of our universe.

  6. Re:the double slit experiment on Mathematicians Extend Einstein's Special Relativity Beyond Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment

    Personally, I'd prefer the double slut experiment.

  7. Re:Did you take any science courses at all? on Mathematicians Extend Einstein's Special Relativity Beyond Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    You are confusing units (and vectors) with math and distances

  8. Re:Did you take any science courses at all? on Mathematicians Extend Einstein's Special Relativity Beyond Speed of Light · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The math works, but that doesn't mean I have actual, physical negative frequencies.

    Exactly. Two more simple examples:
    1st: Pythagoras
    a^2 + b^2 = c^2. Let a = 3 and b = 4.
    Which leads to c^2 = 25, result is +5... Not quite: (and congrats to those who could follow without a calculator ;-)
    There are two results, +5 and -5 mathematically, however, only one, +5, makes sense in a physical world, since there is no negative length.

    2nd: Give me a few (hundred?) years and I'll come up with a mathematical model where the sun, planets and the rest of the universe is circling around the earth.
    It wouldn't make sense whatsoever, but mathematically it still would be true.

  9. Re:A strange game... on Facebook Tests 'Want' Button To Hoard User Data, Save Its Stock Price · · Score: 1

    Has it ever been?
    FB always reminded me of geocities (for those who remember):
    "Hello, my name is Jenny, I'm 13 and this is my cat, and I'm interested in dancing."

  10. Re:I'm fine... on Study: Kids Under 3 Should Be Banned From Watching TV · · Score: 4, Funny

    I watched TV for years...

    And now you ended up on slashdot, makes you think, doesn't it? ;-)

  11. Re:I dont know why PETA want cows extinct? on PETA Condemns Pokemon For Promoting Animal Abuse · · Score: 1

    We've got to stop the killing now.
    Probably 99% of animals are eaten alive. We need to kill all whales to prevent them from eating billions of plankton!
    (and guppies from eating worms: kill all guppies!)

    Next shocking truth: 100% of animals are dying alive!

    Holy shit.

  12. Sorry for sounding stupid... on New Study Shows Universe Still Expanding On Schedule · · Score: 1

    ... but shouldn't the universe expand at the speed of roughly 300,000 km/s (i.e. speed of light - and information) from any given point of the universe?
    Someone enlighten me please.

  13. Re:Documentation can make a standrd on WTFM: Write the Freaking Manual · · Score: 1

    I started programming in C mid 80s. K&R C that is. No type-checking etc, "lint" was your friend.
    Late 80's I read about C++ and there were two thoughts that came to my mind simultaneously:

    a) C++ is a wonderful language to write efficient, fast and comprehensive code.
    b) C++ is a wonderful language to write extremely bloated, slow and unmaintainable code.

    Take your pick.

  14. Re:H! on Scientists Speak Out Against Wasting Helium In Balloons · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sorry to burst a bubble, err, balloon here for you.
    Pure hydrogen doesn't go "boom" in normal air. Sure, it will result in nice flames, but normal air doesn't supply enough oxygen for a big boom.

    I've tried both, hydrogen and a mix of hydrogen and oxygen as a teen, and now guess which one resulted in a one week detention by my parents.

  15. Re:H! on Scientists Speak Out Against Wasting Helium In Balloons · · Score: 4, Funny

    Especially if you mix hydrogen with oxygen at a ratio of 2:1

  16. Re:I'm not saying it was aliens... on Spectacular Fireball Lights Up UK Sky · · Score: 2

    Yes. The impact would be a giant flesh light.

  17. Re:I'm not saying it was aliens... on Spectacular Fireball Lights Up UK Sky · · Score: 3, Funny

    Agreed.
    However, if it had the size of a little moon, you'd belong to the category "was" by now.

  18. Re:I'm not saying it was aliens... on Spectacular Fireball Lights Up UK Sky · · Score: 4, Funny

    Emphasis on was.
    Anything entering the atmosphere at 50 km/sec definitely belongs to the category "was". ;-)

  19. Re:No significant effects? on Ig Nobels Feature Exploding Colonoscopies, Left Leaning Views of Eiffel Tower · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let me guess:
    You're married for less than three years ;-)

  20. Re:Speech Jamming Device on Ig Nobels Feature Exploding Colonoscopies, Left Leaning Views of Eiffel Tower · · Score: 2

    Husbands don't need such a device.

    They (we) seem to have a (genetically inherited?) ability to switch to bypass mode once the rant/chatter starts: In one ear, out by the other, without any significant effects.

    Some females however claim that's only possible because there's nothing between the ears.

  21. Re:Libre Office on MS Office 2013 Pushing Home Users Toward Subscriptions · · Score: 1

    you misspelled "congratulations"

  22. Re:Simple adjustment: on Entangled Particles Break Classical Law of Thermodynamics, Say Physicists · · Score: 1

    a cat somewhere dies to compensate. It all adds up.

    What really makes me wonder is why you - and Schroedinger - dislike(d) cats.

  23. They didn't say how they measure intelligence.
    So maybe they add 150 to your default IQ if you don't post on facebook ;-)

  24. Re:Can a star really last for 13 billion years ? on 13-Billion-Year-Old Alien Worlds Discovered · · Score: 1

    Our sun has an expected lifetime of 11 billion years. So, maybe.
    And I'm not an astronomer either, just an interested layman.

  25. Re:verb tense on 13-Billion-Year-Old Alien Worlds Discovered · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It doesn't matter.

    Point is that we now know that planets were formed at a very early stage of the universe.
    As for the planets being metal poor, it isn't a surprise really, considering the age of the planets.
    Let's put aside that for astronomers everything beyond helium is a "metal", we are talking about iron (Fe) and heavier elements.
    Suns can only create elements up to iron in a fusion process, everything else is created in a (super) nova, and those were only starting at the beginning of the universe.
    The real surprise here is that planets were formed without (or with few) heavy elements.