"Stop talking for a second, sit down and listen to me for a second. One, pay attention to how you look. Those striped shirts look terrible. Buy what you really think you want to weat, and change your haircut. It sucks.
Next, you're going to get into Magic in a little while. Remember that it's only a hobby. Take it from me - you are never, ever going to go pro like you want. Seriously.
Take martial arts, you'll enjoy it. Finally, keep reading stuff, and don't take crap. See you in seven years."
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"Stop talking for a second, sit down and listen to me for a second. One, pay attention to how you look. Those striped shirts look terrible. Buy what you really think you want to weat, and change your haircut. It sucks. Next, you're going to get into Magic in a little while. Remember that it's only a hobby. Take it from me - you are never, ever going to go pro like you want. Seriously. Take martial arts, you'll enjoy it. Finally, keep reading stuff, and don't take crap. See you in seven years."