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  1. Re:What to ask them? on SCO's Roadshow Coming Soon · · Score: 0
    Are you currently in, or have you been in negotiations with HP over HP buying SCO?

    A better Question:

    Are you currently in, or have you been in negotiations with Satan over Satan buying SCO?

    Another:

    Are you currently in, or have you been in negotiations with Nigeria over Nigeria buying SCO?

  2. sharpend AOL CD's? on SCO's Roadshow Coming Soon · · Score: 0

    "I come in peace."
    "And you SCO in pieces" :)

    It WAS a good B movie, or am I so old, no one else remembers

  3. armageddon ? on Meteorite Strikes Indian Village · · Score: 0

    Will the next story be the Asteroid on a collision course, do we need to send the shuttle, drill, blow up the asteroid.

    btw. Armegeddon is playing on the F/X Channel now!

  4. Re:And how could they win? on Sobig Worm Attacking RBL Lists? · · Score: 0

    The thing is spammers have no long term goals, they live for todays profit, at the expense of anyone and everything.

  5. Is a HERF gun allowed? on Ukrainian Computer Destruction Championship · · Score: 0

    Do you get extra points for taking out all electronics in a 4 block radius?

  6. Re:Uranus is a Gas Giant? on New Moon System Around Uranus · · Score: 0

    Composed of Methane no doubt.

  7. SCO on Interview with Linus Torvalds from NYT Magazine · · Score: 0

    There was a warped man from Utah.
    He stole, by the twist of the law.
    Linux it seems,
    Was the stuff of his dreams.
    And he prattled along at the jaw.

  8. Re:Open source Dating.... on Interview with Linus Torvalds from NYT Magazine · · Score: 0
    On the other hand back in high school there was this girl that might have been the open source poster child...

    We had girls with great names:

    One was named "Wood".

    (she did, and was proud she did)

    We also had a girl named "Liscomb", can you guess how she pronounced it? :)

  9. Re:Pump and dump now! on IBM Adds SCO Counterclaim Charging Copyright Infringement · · Score: 0
    Doing so violates the GPL and allows *every* contributor to the kernel who owns a copyright in the kernel to sue them for violation of the license"

    I wonder, SCO allows only a binary use; I think that you would not have to contribute to the code base, to sue SCO for infringing your RIGHT to contribute to Linux.

  10. Re:Pump and dump now! on IBM Adds SCO Counterclaim Charging Copyright Infringement · · Score: 0

    IBM=Rock and SCO=Darl's head

  11. Re:Which monster is SCO on IBM Adds SCO Counterclaim Charging Copyright Infringement · · Score: 0
    Which monster is SCO

    SCO would be Bambi,

    IBM would be Godzilla.

    It's a short flick :)

  12. Hmm, does that mean HP can counter-sue on HP Clarifies Indemnification Offer For Linux Users · · Score: 0

    So SCO sues a HP user, HP steps in and claims the counter-suit. HP knows a good deal when it is tossed to them...

  13. Re:NMCI on Reliance On MS A Danger To National Security · · Score: 0
    Yes, We are doomed.

    I for one like our new nuclear capable virus overlords.

  14. Samba 3.0 on Samba 3.0.0 Released · · Score: 0

    SCO will be happy to have a new item included in Unixware to crow about.

    It is time they ate their crow.

  15. Re:Can we really enforce this? on California Tries Spam Ban · · Score: 0

    Maybe if "company A" had an on site admin this would not happen, maybe those layoffs were not sound business practice, or layoffs will not be a good idea in California after Jan 2004. This could revive the tech sector in California!

  16. Re:This is not a reputable company on When Does Website Monitoring Go Too Far? · · Score: 0
    One question about the monitoring company:

    Are they on CRACK

  17. Re:Bounce all the traffic back at them on When Does Website Monitoring Go Too Far? · · Score: 0

    Post their IP address on Slashdot. ;)

  18. Webhosting and monitoring company on When Does Website Monitoring Go Too Far? · · Score: 0

    I would guess the web monitoring company also sells webhosting services
    (or a partner they recommend)

    The fact that they contacted all your clients should send up a red flag.
    Treat it as a DDOS/Hack Attack.
    Inform/educate your customers.

  19. Re:Be Sensable. on Judge OKs Competitive Pop-Up Ads · · Score: 0

    "OMG OMG OMG WTF OMG WTF BBQ STFU RTFM, OMFG OMG OMG OMG"

    Your comment, tell's me you "know" an ex girl friend of mine... You dated her too?

  20. Re:Oh Fuck on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 0

    Didn't McBride write SCOtanic verses. :)

  21. Re:But what do their employees think on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 0

    " But what do their employees think?"

    One though runs through their minds.
    Does Antarctica have an extradition treaty?

  22. Re:What if. on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 0

    What if I asked for $699 to not sue you for breathing, if you are dumb, you might pay.
    SCO does NOT say: if you do not buy this license we will see you in court on the x day of x month 2004.

    SCO has to run all license wording by 4 lawyers and 5 weazels before releasing the paper to "buyers".

    caveat emptor

  23. Re:Here's the text - it's slowing already on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    SCO got more than 900 calls the first week after announcing the licensing program, Stowell said. Of those, 300 were serious inquiries

    That means 2/3 of the callers told SCO to go fsck themselves. :)

  24. No boom on Supersonic Flight Without The Sonic Boom · · Score: -1

    99, Can we combine this with the "hush" bomb?

  25. Au customs "Owned" on Is it Just Me, Or Is Our Mainframe Missing? · · Score: -1

    This does put a new spin on being "owned" by hackers!

    S atan
    C laims
    O pen source