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  1. Re:Funny on 30% of Americans Aren't Ready For the Next Generation of Technology · · Score: 1

    If a random person can screw you over that badly I knew that companies would stop even asking for lube.

    Well, not to be pedantic, but I'm not... sure... the goatse guy really needed lube. I mean, well, he was just so dilated.

    I'm sorry. I felt it needed to be said.

  2. Re:Funny on 30% of Americans Aren't Ready For the Next Generation of Technology · · Score: 1

    Because in my circles, it's the smart people who don't trust the Internet.

    Yeah, like we're going to believe that you actually use Google Plus.

  3. Re:Meanwhile... on Renewable Energy Saves Fortune 100 Companies $1.1B Annually · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile, people without the ability to harvest energy from the sun and reap the tax benefits are getting socked with energy bills doubling every 5-7 years. (My average $500+/mo energy bills are why I'm getting solar installed this month!)

    And people who live on flood plains pay extra for flood insurance. If you don't like the consequences of where you live, move.

  4. Predictable outcome on Time Warner Cable Customers Beg Regulators To Block Sale To Comcast · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Customers: Please don't!

    FTC: Hmm, the customers seem vocal about this one.

    Time Warner/Comcast to FTC: Don't you dare...

    FTC: We'll need to study the issue.

    (One U.S. election cycle passes)

    New FTC Head: What's good for Time Warner/Comcast is good for America! Full steam ahead, job-producers!

  5. Re:Remove the ransom note excuse with Deparse on Ask Slashdot: Choosing a Web Language That's Long-Lived, and Not Too Buzzy? · · Score: 1

    If you don't like ransom notes (which perl programs may become over time)

    Wait... I thought Perl was the actual threat.

  6. Re:Obvious solution on Happy Software Developers Solve Problems Better · · Score: 2

    you can give as many as you like :D

    Since I'm on /., you can reasonably assume I'm male. And therefore... yuck.

  7. Re:True of any job. on Happy Software Developers Solve Problems Better · · Score: -1

    Happy people just plain _human_ better.

    I disagree. People who are perpetually happy, who never suffer, fail to build character or develop empathy.

  8. Obvious solution on Happy Software Developers Solve Problems Better · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thought of employer-sponsored twice-a-day blowjobs?

    ...

    Oh, I am. Dammit, this looks bad.

  9. Re:Political/Moral on How Often Do Economists Commit Misconduct? · · Score: 1

    That wasn't really a question of economics more so outright cheating/lying by the bond rating agencies.

    I think even to the casual observer there was clearly a price bubble. The ratio of median house prices to personal income was insanely high. Anyone in his right mind knew those prices were well, well above what was sustainable, and yet they kept getting higher.

    Yes, the mis-securitization of mortgage debt was a serious problem. But every borrower had enough information to easily know if they could afford the insane mortgages the banks were offering.

  10. Re:Why does Obama keep doing this? on White House May Name Patent Reform Opponent As New Head of Patent Office · · Score: 1

    The honest answer is, we can only guess.

    An answer that's snarky but perhaps accurate is that (a) he said whatever would get him elected, and/or (b) lacks the ability to resist those around him.

  11. At first I was fooled. Copyrights. Patents. Guantanamo Bay. What is it with this guy.

    Don't get too upset. Considering how much Congress works against the People's interests, the status quo is looking a lot safer than reform at the moment.

  12. Re:RAND totally misses it on RAND Study: Looser Civil Service Rules Would Ease Cybersecurity Shortage · · Score: 1

    I hereby declare you as having no idea what you're talking about.

  13. Re:RAND totally misses it on RAND Study: Looser Civil Service Rules Would Ease Cybersecurity Shortage · · Score: 2

    Good cyber people won't put up with the insane government clearance bullshit.

    There's plenty of Government agencies that need talented IT people (*cough* HHS *cough*) where you don't need to deal with 'insane government clearance bullshit'.

    When I worked at at DoD lab, the clearances weren't the problem, the soul-crushingly inept, capricious IT systems were. I'm easily twice as productive now that I've come back to the private sector.

  14. Re:funny on Swedish Farmers Have Doubts About Climatologists and Climate Change · · Score: 1

    If you think an intelligent agent is causing changes to DNA, that is absolutely at odds with thinking the changes are random mutations.

    I think you're accidentally misattributing positions to different groups of people. In particular, I think randomness and divinely guided are fairly orthogonal beliefs in this case.

    Whether or not a person can spot a pattern in DNA mutations has little to do with whether or not one believes an omnipotent, omniscient, invisible God is directing the mutations.

    If the God believed in by Christians was some dumb, naturally powered autonomon, then you might reckon that human beings would understand it/Him about as well as we understanding the workings of physics, and therefore we'd have about equal success with understanding why/how Earthly evolution took the path that it did.

    But Christians believe that we're far less intelligent than their God, and that we basically can't comprehend His mind. And so it's pretty consistent with their theology that we wouldn't understand what/how He was up to.

  15. Re:funny on Swedish Farmers Have Doubts About Climatologists and Climate Change · · Score: 2

    Biologists nearly unanimously agree that evolution is caused by random mutations and natural selection, but there are many millions of people that believe an intelligent agent designed all DNA.

    I don't believe the two concepts are mutually exclusive, for a few reasons. First, "Random" is a subjective term, in the sense that a particular person considers something "random" if he can't spot a pattern. Secondly, most Christians I know consider it perfectly consistent with their worldview to believe that evolution is a mechanism by which God achieves His goals.

    Never underestimate the power of a person to disagree if agreeing means that they will need to alter their worldview.

    Then presumably that's true for persons on every side of an issue, no?

  16. Re:NSLs should be made illegal on FBI Issued 19,000 National Security Letters In 2013 · · Score: 1

    19,000 terrorists, holy shit we're all DOOMED!!!!

    That doesn't sound right - there must be more than just 19,000 members of the NSA, CIA, FBI, Congress, and President.

  17. Re:SO on Tech Workforce Diversity At Facebook Similar To Google And Yahoo · · Score: 1

    Imagine that -- two people moderated to 5 whilst eschewing decidedly non-progressive/liberal ideas on /.

    Yeah, I was expecting that sentence to end, "... walked into a bar."

  18. Re:You talk, it's your fault on Mass. Supreme Court Says Defendant Can Be Compelled To Decrypt Data · · Score: 1

    And how so?

    As I understand it, and I could be wrong, the courts' stance seems to be that once a person says something to the cops, he cannot plead the 5th regarding anything else on the topic. I.e., once they have a toe in the door, you're no longer protected by the Bill of Rights.

    It's that all-or-nothing doctrine that strikes me as absurd. I think a much more reasonable interpretation would be that the accused can stop talking whenever the hell he wants, and the court and police need to just go screw themselves.

    I have absolutely no patience for watering down the Bill of Rights.

  19. Re:He walked into this one on Mass. Supreme Court Says Defendant Can Be Compelled To Decrypt Data · · Score: 1

    However, once you make an affirmative statement you waive the right to not be compelled.

    IANAL, but this legal theory strikes me as bullshit. Not bullshit as in, "contrary to what the SCOTUS ruled at some point", but bullshit as in, contrary to a reasonable reading of the Constitution by a citizen of normal intelligence.

  20. It would only work temporarily on A Physicist Says He Can Tornado-Proof the Midwest With 1,000-Foot Walls · · Score: 2

    After the walls were up for a while, some jackass land developers and greedy politicians would start building houses on top. And then we'd all of a sudden have the problem of exposed property again.

    Consider similar cases from history:
    - Houses on flood plains.
    - Houses right near beaches, especially eroding ones.
    - Israeli settlements in the West Bank.

  21. Units on Astronomers Discover Earth-Sized Diamond · · Score: 5, Insightful

    3000 degrees Kelvin

    Isn't it supposed to just be "3000 Kelvin"?

  22. Re:I've quit two jobs, due to overwork on Workaholism In America Is Hurting the Economy · · Score: 1

    My experiences are similar to yours. I'm hopeful a lot of those problems can be mitigated by better tools for staying connected, because the potential upsides of telecommuting for software developers (at least) are just amazing:

    • We can live in really cheap places if we like, making our salaries way more useful and/or letting us lower our salary requirements.
    • For me at least, I can get my little kids onto and off of the school bus, and be home during the day in case one of them needs to come home sick from school. That alone opens massive opportunities for my wife working that otherwise wouldn't be possible.
    • I'd save 4 hours/day of commuting. That's worth a whole lot to me. It's the difference between having time to exercise, maintain friendships, and having ample time with my family, vs. not.
    • My work attendance would actually improve, because being a little sick or having some mid-day appointment wouldn't lead me to take the whole day off.
  23. Re:How much reduced sleep is tied to long commutes on Workaholism In America Is Hurting the Economy · · Score: 1

    I work in Boston, and I spend 4 hours/day commuting. It's a pretty lousy lifestyle.

  24. Something more defensible... on San Francisco Bans Parking Spot Auctioning App · · Score: 1

    I wonder if someone could aggregate and sell realtime information about empty parking spaces.

    It's not as powerful (or sleazy) as holding parking spaces ransom, but it's probably a lot harder for SF to fight, due to First Amendment issues.

  25. Re:Are customer able to evaulate that objectively? on The Bursting Social Media Advertising Bubble · · Score: 2

    I agree precisely with your angst.

    Unfortunately, I've never hear a seemingly viable proposal for how to solve the problem. My conclusion always keeps coming back to "buyer beware" as the best policy. Although I'd say that the more (literally) compelling advertising becomes, the more radical the solutions that are probably warranted.