User: DARTH FAILURE

There is no Yoper post, padawan

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*ddhhhhaaaarrrrrrr* I thought that I had exterminated your kind, padawan. You have failed it, proving that you are not a Jedi yet.

You failed miserably, padawan

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*DHHHAAARRRRR*

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. YOU FAIL IT.

No, rebel scum

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You are indeed far from winning, and in fact, FAIL IT.

You have failed again, rebel scum

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*DAHAHHHRRRR*

Obi Wan has taught you well.....but you're not a Jedi yet . YOU FAIL IT.

FAILURE again, my young apprentice

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FAILURE

Even way down here we have FAILURE

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*DDHHHAARRRR* Though you were not attempting to gain first post honors, you have nevertheless discovered a way in which to FAIL IT. You will be denied the power of the DSL, and continue to LIKEWISE FAIL IT.

Your uncanny sense of failure, my young Jedi

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Your FAILURE to attain first post is to be expected from rebel scum. YOU FAIL IT.

Congratulations, young jedi

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*DDHHAAAHHH* Despite your best efforts and extraordinary ineptitude, you avoinded failing it. *DDHHAAAHHH*

FAILURE, YOUNG JEDI

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You have FAILED IT, rebel scum.