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  1. Its official on Americans Read Fewer Books · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its official...

    Books are dying!

  2. Re:*sigh* Here we go again... on Microsoft Patents Grouped Taskbar Buttons · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry, I patented posting about abolishing the patent system. Anyone making covered posts will be sent a bill to cover licensing costs.

  3. Retirement: Whoo hoo! on Age Discrimination, Indian-Style · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cool. It looks like I'd be up for retirement on my 26th birthday (10 weeks from now) if I worked there. I'm sure the pension plan includes all the starvation I can eat. Famine. mmm....

  4. Don't they proof-read? on Pearl, a Robot for the Elderly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Silly robot people. Everyone knows that its spelled "PERL"...

  5. Canyonero on Worst Cars Of All Time Rated · · Score: 2, Funny

    With out a doubt, the hands down worst car ever is the Conynero. Just listen to its jingle! Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five? Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown Canyonero! Canyonero! Hey, hey! Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, Sixty five tons of American pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

  6. Re:Visual Basic on InformationWeek On Windows-Linux Interoperability · · Score: 1

    Porting Visual Basic to Linux sounds more like an attempt to lobotomize the Linux developer base to me...

  7. Re:Availability of the DNC on Successful Do-Not-Call Complaints? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I work in the crack dealing industry... and let me tell you guys, it's been a bitch to try and get a copy of the Do Not Pedal List. It wasn't even available online until a few days ago and the cost is staggering. I know... I know... not a lot of sympathy, but still, I work for a dealer who would like to do nothing more than play by the rules, but all kinds of barriers have been put up in our way.

  8. Re:QNX on Consumer Electronics Industry: Linux is the Future · · Score: 1

    No, but I remember DOS. That sure was a P.O.S OS...

  9. Re:Boycott SCO? on SCO: FSF Reply To GPL Claims, Conference Sponsors Back Off? · · Score: 1

    The entire world, for the past several years? :)