This reminds me of a strange story I heard once (and I have no idea if it's true). A disgusting stench was overwhelming people in a New York City subway tunnel. It seemed to be originating from a vile fluid leaking in from the sub-basement of an old building. After some research and investigation, it was discovered that the building had been used to house a circus (or something of the sort) in the 19th century. The circus owners had discarded large quantities of elephant dung in the basement, which was later sealed off. Apparently the the dung just dried up and remained there for decades, until one day the basement flooded and dissolved dung leaked into subway tunnels.
Do not believe the lies. The RIAA did not settle. The RIAA has achieved complete victory against the file swaping aggressors. Brianna LaHara martyred herself upon our ranks of lawyers. Our dogs will eat her stomach while our women beat her face with their shoes.
Sincerely,
Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Minister of Information,
RIAA
This reminds me of a strange story I heard once (and I have no idea if it's true). A disgusting stench was overwhelming people in a New York City subway tunnel. It seemed to be originating from a vile fluid leaking in from the sub-basement of an old building. After some research and investigation, it was discovered that the building had been used to house a circus (or something of the sort) in the 19th century. The circus owners had discarded large quantities of elephant dung in the basement, which was later sealed off. Apparently the the dung just dried up and remained there for decades, until one day the basement flooded and dissolved dung leaked into subway tunnels.
Do not believe the lies. The RIAA did not settle. The RIAA has achieved complete victory against the file swaping aggressors. Brianna LaHara martyred herself upon our ranks of lawyers. Our dogs will eat her stomach while our women beat her face with their shoes.
Sincerely,
Muhammed Saeed al-Sahhaf
Minister of Information, RIAA