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Linux-Based Cat Feeder

prostoalex writes "Chris McAvoy is a UNIX administrator and an owner of two cats. So as a natural application of his work to his hobby he built this Linux-based cat feeder. A little hardware hacking and Python scripting can get you a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish at specified intervals."

420 comments

  1. Sounds like... by nuclear305 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone has been watching too much Back to the Future.

    Nice to see some tech details instead of just pretty pictures though.

    1. Re:Sounds like... by Asgard · · Score: 5, Funny
      Or from another TV series:


      Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
      Cat: Fish!
      Dispensing Machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
      Cat: Fish!
      [...]


    2. Re:Sounds like... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      The "yummy fish" reminded me of the part at the beginning of the World of Ruin in Final Fantasy III (Jap VI), where Celes washes up on the shore of the lonely island, and you have to catch fish to feed Cid, and your fish options are rotten fish, just a fish, fish, and yummy fish. And if he eats enough yummy fish, he lives.

      Except in the rom. For whatever reason, you can't get enough yummy fish to keep him alive.

      ~Will

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    3. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the ROM and I was able to keep him alive. Took several tries though.

    4. Re:Sounds like... by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The thing is, 75$ just for the board... and then all of the other parts? Geez... I'm cheap; here's what I'd try:

      Parts:
      1 cheapo X10 device
      1 used electric hand mixer
      1 rubber band
      1 empty round plastic food container (yogurt, pudding, etc)
      string (best if with good traction; glued/tied rubber band would be best?)
      "anything sticky/tacky and puttylike or rubberlike that will stay put" (henceforth referred to as "putty")
      1 short dowel rod piece
      Other wood (or even legos) for mounting

      Plug in the X10 device and set it to code a1 (or whatever). Plug the mixer into it. Turn the mixer on low (the X10 device should be off at this point). Securely mount the mixer to the wood, with blades facing forward. Attach putty to the narrow part of the blades, with ridges of putty surrounding a thinner area (to keep a belt in position). Further up on your wood mounting, drill a hole large enough for your dowel to slide in loosely, and insert the dowel. Put putty or a nail on both sides of the dowel to stop it from sliding out of the hole. Mount your empty food container on the other end of the dowel. Cut a small hole, only large enough for one treat to pass through at a time, in the container near its lip. Near the base of the container, add "putty" in the same way you did with the mixer blades. Cut string/rubber band and make a loop between the mixer and the food container; the wider container will gear down the fast mixer. Directly above the food container, mount the container of treats with a hole cut in the bottom such that it directly skims the food container where the hole is, so that when the container is precisely aligned, a treat will fall through. Through proper gearing and possible additional placement of putty, etc, one should be able to ensure that a single treat falls through as the container spins past. If the container doesn't have enough of a slope to ensure that the treat falls out of it after entering, putty or other material can increase the slope.

      Script:
      #!/bin/bash
      echo 1 > /dev/x10/a1
      sleep 1
      echo 0 > /dev/x10/a1

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    5. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My shiny things!

      You stupid monkey!

      LMAO :D

    6. Re:Sounds like... by AsbestosRush · · Score: 4, Funny

      How am I looking now? Still looking good!

      How about now? *Still* looking good!

      Or even better when Cat was taking the bullhorn around the ship announcing his availability to all females aboard and requesting them to form a queue.

      Good times.

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    7. Re:Sounds like... by isometrick · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Garrick, please kern the double underscores in listing 2."

      Looks like Garrick was watching a movie instead of editing ... what is it with this guy?

    8. Re:Sounds like... by rob_squared · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't be ashamed to say it:
      It's red dwarf. www.reddwarf.co.uk

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    9. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention "Honey I shrunk the Kids"

    10. Re:Sounds like... by digismack · · Score: 1

      Hopefully this is (or isn't, depending on which way ya' look at it) one of those "personal projects" that Google employees get salaried time to work on?

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    11. Re:Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Inquisitor: I have to ask you the question: justify your existence. What contribution have you made?

      Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!

    12. Re:Sounds like... by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      crontab -e

      30 8 * * * feed_cat.sh

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    13. Re:Sounds like... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Or even better when Cat was taking the bullhorn around the ship announcing his availability to all females aboard and requesting them to form a queue.

      Good times.


      Um...that really doesn't sound like the Good Times I didn't grow up watching. ;)

    14. Re:Sounds like... by midianus · · Score: 1

      a cool feature for our cats! I can't say to that I always remember to feed our cats... wait.. what's the smell here..

    15. Re:Sounds like... by neferaza · · Score: 1

      Picture this, you come home from work.
      Oh no, our cat slashdotted again!
      Hmm Monty Python food scenes come to mind...

      And now what if you use quantum computing: Did I feed it or not? Would this perhaps become Schroedingers new cat.

    16. Re:Sounds like... by nandhp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Cat: Fish!
      Dispenser: Share and Enjoy
      Cat: Blearch!
      Cat What is the point?
      Dispenser: Nutrition and Pleasurable Sense Data. Share and Enjoy.
      Cat: It tastes filthy! Take it back.
      Dispenser: If you have enjoyed this experience, why not share it with your friends?
      Cat: Because I want to keep them. Will you comprehend what I'm saying? That "fish" was-
      Dispenser: That fish was individually tailored to your personal requirements for nutririon and pleasure. Share and enjoy.
      Cat: Shut up
      Dispenser: Will that be all?
      Cat: Yes. No. Look, it's very simple. All I want...Are you listening?
      Dispenser: Yes.
      Cat: ...is a fish. Got that?
      Dispenser: Yes.
      Cat: And do you know why I want a fish?
      Dispenser: Please wait. Computing... ...Attempting to calculate answer to your question: Why the cat likes raw fish.
      CmdrTaco: This is CmdrTaco, your personal assistant, just alerting you to the fact that the Fish-O-Matic machine has tapped into my logic to ask me why the cat prefers boiled leaves to anything else, and WOW, it's a biggie! Going to take a little time to work out...Share and enjoy!
      Dispenser and CmdrTaco: Share and enjoy! Share and Enjoy! Share and Enjoy!

    17. Re:Sounds like... by edlinger · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling!"
      -Cat

    18. Re:Sounds like... by nizo · · Score: 1

      I guess I am even cheaper, I just have one of those little feeders that you fill up and more catfood spills down as they eat it. With two cats it lasts at least a week. Simply purchase new cats as the old ones get fat and die of heart attacks.

    19. Re:Sounds like... by arkanes · · Score: 2

      This is Garrick Antikajian, the art director at Linux Journal. I'm starting to think that they leave those in as some kind of inside joke, because they sure do a lousy job of pulling them out. http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=mozclient&ie =utf-8&oe=utf-8&q=site:www.linuxjournal.com+garric k

    20. Re:Sounds like... by mausmalone · · Score: 1

      I'm cheaper: $2.99 can opener. Instructions: Open can. dump in dish.

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    21. Re:Sounds like... by serutan · · Score: 1

      Well, spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!

  2. I want chicken, I want liver... by ShatteredX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux, Linux, please deliver~

    1. Re:I want chicken, I want liver... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No response. Bastards, you have slasdotted my food!

      Hungry Cat

  3. Feeding time by mesach · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought that feeding time was the only time that most cats paid any attention to you. Why on earth anyone would want to take that away I will never know.

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    1. Re:Feeding time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got the BSD version. My cat started acting weird so I took it to the vet. He said it's dying...

    2. Re:Feeding time by lrucker · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's also book-reading time. I suspect the real reason ebooks didn't take off was that it's harder to hold an ebook in a position where the cat doesn't block it.

    3. Re:Feeding time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Petcraft confirms it.

    4. Re:Feeding time by value_added · · Score: 1

      The same applies even more so for dogs. A dog would camp out by the feeder.

    5. Re:Feeding time by mboverload · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. Holy crap, one of the best posts I have read in weeks.

    6. Re:Feeding time by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Would that be Dr Net Craft?

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    7. Re:Feeding time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that feeding time was the only time that most cats paid any attention to you. Why on earth anyone would want to take that away I will never know.

      Of course cats pay more attention than that. Keyboards are one of their favorite sitting places. Especially if there are hands to keep them warm. Achieving a killing spree in (your favorite game here) will increse the chances of getting a cat-in-your-face.

    8. Re:Feeding time by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I thought that feeding time was the only time that most cats paid any attention to you. Why on earth anyone would want to take that away I will never know.

      Knowing my cat it will go something like this. After I setup the automatic feeder the cat will still bug me when he wants to be fed.

      meow (feed me) meow (feed me) meow (feed me) meow (feed me)

      Then I have to use a pencil to manual dispence his auto dispenced food and then he'll eat it like a happy cat.

      I know this for a fact because I put my dry cat food in gladware. If he gets hungry when i'm out he uses his little paws and opens the gladware and feeds himself. This is good and happy independent behavior. But when i'm around..

      meow (feed me) meow (feed me) meow (feed me) meow (feed me)

      The only advantage I see is not having that gawd awful stench under my nose.

      Now if I could only get him to open those plastic servings of wet food.

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    9. Re:Feeding time by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      So Vetcraft confirms it eh? ;)

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    10. Re:Feeding time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cat waits until I have to leave to go to work, and he jumps in my bed for a nice long kitty-kat nap. Not only do they pay attention to you when you feed them, but when they want a nap. He is, however, not lazy. When I had to go outside to rake leaves, he had to be right there throughout the entire ordeal. No nap until I finished. Made sure he caught up on the nap-time later, though.

    11. Re:Feeding time by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      I dunno. Nothing draws the cat to my lap faster than being knee deep in a coding project. At which point the cat ceases to be happy with my lap and figures the keyboard is better. Nothing like having to scrap the last 1/2 hour of changes because it's full of random keystrokes.

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    12. Re:Feeding time by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Nothing like having to scrap the last 1/2 hour of changes because it's full of random keystrokes
      Switch to Perl. Everyone knows Perl code looks like a bunch of random keystrokes.
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  4. Cat feeder by cyberfunk2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd ask if this was completely nessicary, but knowing the forgetful habbits of nerds...

    Hell I'm suprised fluffy aint dead already.

    1. Re:Cat feeder by danielcole · · Score: 1

      If I was working late it'd take a lot of worry off of me, not wanting my dog to starve.

    2. Re:Cat feeder by dukeisgod · · Score: 1

      I guess you've never been around a cat. They're quite good at reminding you they need to be fed. The family cats here "remind" me that it's feeding time abour 10 times a day, just in case.

    3. Re:Cat feeder by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 1
      Funny thing is, I'm not sure the parent was talking about the cats dying from starvation. Keep in mind that right now his website is being slashdotted.

      From the site:
      Feel free to go to the Web site and give Cotton and Tulip a treat.


      Some animals don't know when to stop eating. I'm not sure how many treats that contraption holds, but I'm guessing it holds more than the two cats can fit in their stomach. (pictures 100 nerds clicking the Give a Treat button at the same time) I hope they don't die from overeating hehe.
    4. Re:Cat feeder by marcansoft · · Score: 1

      see this

      I have the slight impression that those cats have *plenty* of food already.

  5. cat food /dev/cat by delire · · Score: 5, Funny


    there, i said it

  6. Meow Meow by thebroken · · Score: 1

    Insert obligatory "What if it was windows" insult here.

    1. Re:Meow Meow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If it was windows developer. He would have a job and wouldn't have spare time to write some stupid thing to feed his cat. I sure like to see him in his next interview. "I spent a week writing something to feed my cat". Yes I know there's devices on the market that already do it, but I'd rather waste 40 man hours then spending $90 on a prebuilt solution.

    2. Re:Meow Meow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He would have a job, but it would be the job of a retard. He probably wouldn't even be capable of building such a thing, unless there were an existing VBScript interface to the cat feeder.

    3. Re:Meow Meow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fuck you, I'm a retard and I find the comparison to Windows progammers offensive!

    4. Re:Meow Meow by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I've got a decent job and have these things known as weekends which are spent pursuing geekish tasks which aren't work related. Also, his feeder can be controlled and monitored online, which is something the COTS feeders can't do.

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  7. FISH! FISH! FISH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..I've been fished to death!

  8. OK, so my only question is... by oGMo · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does it feed the cats to?

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    1. Re:OK, so my only question is... by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yeah, that was my first thought when I read the title too. ;)

    2. Re:OK, so my only question is... by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

      The bit at the top said something about a python! (The FA is /.'ed and there's a brandwidth seller's ad right under that. Hmm.)

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    3. Re:OK, so my only question is... by MBCook · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Didn't you read the summary?

      Pythons!

      *ducks*

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    4. Re:OK, so my only question is... by Malek+the+Damned · · Score: 2, Funny

      what do ducks have to do with it?

      =)

    5. Re:OK, so my only question is... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      (Of course I meant bandwidth seller, but brandwidth seller sounds good too -- like maybe someone who sells the space on their butt for advertising logos or something à la User Friendly.)

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  9. BableFish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm.... I could have used something like this in the HHGTTG text game.

  10. Litter box by lsmeg · · Score: 5, Funny

    So can you also set up a cron job to clean the litter box?

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    1. Re:Litter box by ari_j · · Score: 1

      You can, but /dev/null isn't available. And even if it were, we know from experience that "cat /dev/random > /dev/null" is a futile exercise, at best.

    2. Re:Litter box by wattersa · · Score: 2, Informative

      > So can you also set up a cron job to clean the litter box?

      No need for cron even-- just get Litter Robot, the self-cleaning robotic litterbox! It looks futuristic...oddly like one of those pods from 2001: A Space Odyssey. But does it run linux?

    3. Re:Litter box by ari_j · · Score: 4, Funny

      self-cleaning robotic litterbox ... does it run linux?

      I don't know, but as long as nobody makes a Beowulf cluster of them, I'll be happy.

    4. Re:Litter box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Look, this is all a mistake! I'm just a compound-interest program! I work at a savings and loan; I can't clean these litter boxes!"

      Oh wait, that was Crom, not cron. Crom would end up nibbled to death by cats.

    5. Re:Litter box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There was also a product called Litter-Maid some time ago. We inherited one when its prior owner used it, and it (litterally) scared the piss out of their cat the first time it cleaned itself. Had to buy quite a lot of carpet when the cat decided it would rather piss and crap on the carpet than in the box.

    6. Re:Litter box by MsWillow · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, we recently bought a (used) litterbox that cleans itself. Found out why they got rid of it - the electronics were fried (something about a +5v regulator, sans heatsink, that croaked). Anyways, Vikki mapped out all the connections, replaced the regulator and a handful of semiconductors, then wrote code for a PIC. She also designed and etched the circuit board, and put it all together. It now works great!

      While it doesn't run Linux, all the work was done using tools she has for her Gentoo Linux box. The cats really like it, too - they often crowd around to watch the magic litterbox at work. This makes my life, as litterbox shoveller, a lot easier :)

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    7. Re:Litter box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We had a litter-maid too. Jammed up all the time. Didn't really have the capacity for 4 cats.


      This one has a caveats page:


      Does your cat weigh more than 15 lbs? Cats weighing more than 15 pounds may not be comfortable in the space provided by the globe.

      Simba is probably over 15lbs


      Is your cat diabetic? Diabetic cats can produce very large urine clumps - large enough that they may not pass through the waste ports

      Someone pees a lot, dunno who or if they are diabetic

      Is your cat elderly and set in its ways?

      A cat that does not accept change very well may reject a new litter box concept such as the Litter-Robot.

      Yoyo is 15 and ain't gonna change for nobody.


      Is your cat extremely skittish and nervous? Cats that are skittish, very nervous or easily scared are probably not good candidates for the Litter-Robot(TM).

      Grover is scared of his own shadow.


      Blackie, on the other hand, would probably stay in for the "spin cycle". Daft fluffball.


      Al

    8. Re:Litter box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You have to play rock, paper, scissors for that.

    9. Re:Litter box by yasth · · Score: 1

      PICs are what make the world go round. What exactly is in one of those anyways?

      Honestly I can't find the normal geek porn shots of it, though honestly I am a bit nervous to do all the expirementing to find the proper incantion for google on anything involving literboxes.

      Really cool hack/fix though.

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    10. Re:Litter box by MsWillow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's a microcontroller, of PIC general capacity. There's a LED and phototransistor/photodiode to sense a cat's presence. There's a scoop, with sensor to halt it if it hits something. The scoop drags itself along a geared track, like a cog railway, lifting the lid at the end then dumping the scoop into a tray. Eventually, the scoop hits some switches, which signal it to go back, where it hits a different set of switches to park it so the cycle can repeat.

      The power supply, stock, is 12 volts DC for the motor (but it runs fine from 9VDC). There's a delay, we chose 10 minutes, from "cat detected" to "send out the scoop". It's pretty simple, really.

      The whole 12VDC thing is serious overkill, and that poor 5volt regulator needs some heatsink to drop that wattage :( Fix that, and it's child's play from there.

      By the way, the cats love the show. When they hear it start, they gather around, fascinated by the mystical magic litterbox :)

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    11. Re:Litter box by yasth · · Score: 1

      Thanks I wondered what sensor they were using, sonar seemed far overkill (and over parts budget).

      Hehe, I can imagine the cats find it pretty odd for a creature. Though I am suprised they don't try to attack the thing.

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    12. Re:Litter box by colinleroy · · Score: 1

      While it doesn't run Linux, all the work was done using tools she has for her Gentoo Linux box. The cats really like it, too - they often crowd around to watch the magic litterbox at work.

      Lucky you. My cat always mostly gets fascinated by the paper slowly coming out of the printer with such funny noises... Until said paper is almost out, at which point he feels like forced to attack it (using his special ninja-matrix-like-jump), jamming the printer in the process (and fucking up the page).

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    13. Re:Litter box by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Hehe, I can imagine the cats find it pretty odd for a creature. Though I am suprised they don't try to attack the thing.

      You mean apart from taking a crap on it's head?

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  11. How did they get away with it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I use a CAT in Linux my files change.

  12. the world needs more vets.... by rivj0r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It amazes me how few people realize that to have a healthy house cat you should be feeding it nothing but biscuits and what it hunts itself. An automated fish dispenser. Bet the cats fat, lazy and losing its teeth.

    1. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not all of us live in houses infested with rats and mice though.

    2. Re:the world needs more vets.... by rivj0r · · Score: 1

      Heh! True that...

      Luckily Sir Isaac Newton invented the catflap. A truely astounding invention. Douglas Adams says so. :)

    3. Re:the world needs more vets.... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      There were frequent mice in my old 12th floor apartment to keep the cat amused. After Mishah passed away, it took the mice a couple years to figure out she was gone, and then Holy Frack! they got bold!

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    4. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Luckily Sir Isaac Newton invented the catflap.

      Sounds a bit like a regional dialect thing. I took your earlier mention of housecat to mean a cat who never leaves the house.

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    5. Re:the world needs more vets.... by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1

      Whoa!

      Siccing your cat onto the native wildlife is bad, bad, bad environmental news.

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    6. Re:the world needs more vets.... by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      Mice are not 'native wildlife' when in the pantry chewing holes in the bottom of bags of grain and rice.

    7. Re:the world needs more vets.... by shawb · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean healthy as in always getting fleas? Being exposed to such wonderful diseases as FIV, distemper and Feline Leukemia? Getting into fights with racoons, other cats, kids, dogs and cars? How about getting into that rat poison or pan of antifreeze that your neighbors left out? Being put to sleep because they bit your neighbors kid (Yes, some communities can force you to do that.)

      Cats that are regularilly allowed to roam live an average of less than three years. Cats that are kept indoors live an average of 15-18 years according to the Humane Society of the United States.

      And if your pets are not spayed or neutered, I suggest you go talk to some of the people who have to perfom euthanasia every day. Of shelters that responded to a federal survey of the 1,759,743 cats that entered shelters in 1997, 71.0%, or about 1.25 MILLION were euthanized. The actual numbers are actually much higher as not all shelters responded, and only shelters which can house over 100 animals were questioned for the survey. Many of these cats were euthanized simply because there are not enough homes available to place them all. And that's the cats that were lucky enough to make it to a shelter in the first place and don't die on the streets from starvation, cold, infected wounds, parasites, dog attacks, cruelty of strangers and on and on.

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    8. Re:the world needs more vets.... by mboverload · · Score: 1
      What exactly was the point of that post?

      Shit happens...to cats, get over it.

    9. Re:the world needs more vets.... by BenjyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The US must be a really unfriendly place for cats. Here in the UK, I don't know a single cat owner who doesn't have a cat flap and I can't think of anyone who's lost a cat stray or to an accident. One cat I know of died recently at the age of 20, and she was stuck outside most of her life because she was too damn fat to get through the cat flap.

      Just train the cat properly to know where it lives.

    10. Re:the world needs more vets.... by shawb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My basic point was that letting cats out absolutely does not lead to healthier and happier kitties. Keeping them indoors is much better for the cats. Yeah, shit happens to cats. It's my job to clean up after that shit, so I take this matter a little personally and try to inform people on some of the problems that something as apparantly innocuous as letting cats out can be.

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    11. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cats may be doing fine, But...

    12. Re:the world needs more vets.... by karnal · · Score: 1

      Getting into fights with racoons, other cats, kids, dogs and cars?

      Fights with cars? I'll bet the cat ALWAYS loses that battle... unless the car is sitting still.

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    13. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that was kinda the point.

    14. Re:the world needs more vets.... by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1

      true but if you try to keep a cat on the number of mice you'll have in your house ni a year it'll be once skinny cat.

      Unless you live on a farm.

      Most of us don't have that many bags of rice and grain lying around either.

      Also, having told the cat to fend for itself, it's pretty hard to be choosy what it'll get stuck into.

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      'There is a Light that never goes out.'
    15. Re:the world needs more vets.... by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 1

      You'd probably be a lot safer and healthier and live a lot longer if someone forced you to remain indoors at all times, too, but I doubt you'd be happier.

      --
      No relation to Happy Monkey
    16. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1
      --
      Did you know you can fertilize your lawn with used motor oil?
    17. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's fucking horrible. i do not find it to be funny in the least.

      nothing personal.

    18. Re:the world needs more vets.... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      we've aways had cats and they've always been free to come and go via a catflap. average age... about 10 or so. Never lost a cat to anything you say - right now, we have 3 of them. Only ever heard of one cat killed my a car (mother inlaws, about 25 yeers ago)

      Cats are not stupid.

      There again, we are in the UK.

      --
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    19. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Gumph · · Score: 1

      I believe the poster was originally talking about his own neighbourhood - Hell's Kitchen!

      --
      'By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes'
    20. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a totally meaningless data point, but my cat lived a very long life and spent about half of it outdoors in the middle of Suburbia. He never had fleas (and was never on any medication to prevent them), and didn't get mauled by any of the local wildlife. He was happy, healthy, active, and enjoyed placing his various kills in my shoes. He died of what I'd best describe as old age; actually, I had him put down since he was barely eating, stopped grooming himself, and had gone a little senile, which manifested itself in the form of urinating all over my house. The cat was second-hand, so his exact age was unknown, but I had him for ten years.

      Rat poison, antifreeze, and cats that get put down for biting people are pretty rare.

      I think a cat is much happier if it's outside. That said, there's no good reason not to have it sterilized. You can be a responsible outdoor cat owner.

    21. Re:the world needs more vets.... by akadruid · · Score: 1

      Also in the UK, I know of several cats that have lived to 18+ with freedom to roam. OTOH, I know a couple who lost both their cats at once, because one was struck by a car and the other laid next to it until it died of exposure. It took them three days to find the bodies at the bottom of a roadside ditch. Seems like a good enough reason to keep your kitties inside.

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    22. Re:the world needs more vets.... by dukerobillard · · Score: 1
      Cats are not stupid

      You haven't met my cats.

      I've always been a big believer in "Cats need to go outside to remain sane." Then I had 2 dumb cats run down by cars in 3 years (maybe 3...we never found the third body.) They just had no fear of cars.

      Fortunately, the current cat is terrified of going outside; he nearly ripped my arm off when I tried to carry him to the back porch.

    23. Re:the world needs more vets.... by akadruid · · Score: 1

      We are fortunate to have much less dangerous wildlife in England. I think we do have skunks (don't quote me!) but probably not as many.

      We are lucky enough for rabies to be vanishingly rare in England - thanks to our draconian animal immigration laws. Only recently did they introduce electronic tagging schemes for pets - until then any animal entering the UK was subject to a minimum 6 months quarantine.

      Unfortunately worms does seem to be common - I don't know too much on the subject though.

      The biggest threat to roaming pets in the UK is proabably traffic, because of the high road density, caused by the high population density here.

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      "Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything." (attrib. Joseph Stalin)
    24. Re:the world needs more vets.... by Nopal · · Score: 1
      And if you live in the West coast, there's the issue of coyotes and mountain lions, too. I've seen coyotes roaming the streets and busy avenues a few times, even in plain daylight and in rush hour.

      In my neighborhood there isn't a single outdoors cat to be found anywhere. In the half-decade I've lived here, I've only seen a single cat outdoors, exactly once. I never did see that cat ever again.

    25. Re:the world needs more vets.... by bob+beta · · Score: 1

      The number of mice in my garage, however, would feed all six of our cats for awhile.

      I live surrounded by hundreds of acres of cornfields. Where do you think all those mice head when the weather gets cold? They have even peed on some of the PC hardware I have to store in the garage (lowgrade PeeCee stuff only).

      Our cats have not been told to 'fend for themselves.' Nor do I release them mercilessly on the songbirds, mind you. There's a nice catbird that hangs out around the house (catbirds are mimic-fiends, you never know WHAT you're going to hear it sounding like) and it's not to become catfood if I have any say.

  13. Speeking of cat feeding... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a new Cringely for those looking for stuff that matters...

  14. Cats... by Space_Soldier · · Score: 1

    I have 3, and these egotistical bastards only give you attention when they want, not when you want. One of them is extremely friendly when the bowl is empty. Other than that, he sleeps all day.

  15. True geek by uberjoe · · Score: 1

    I don't want one unless it is also usb powered.

    --

    The days of the digital watch are numbered.

  16. Overkill. by David+M.+Sweeney · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hardware hacking and Python? Pfft. All he had to do is this:

    % cat < /tmp/tastyFish

    What are they teaching young admins in college these days, anyway?

    1. Re:Overkill. by glenebob · · Score: 1

      Which will spill an endless torrent of food all over the place.

      Better:
      tail -c $CATFOOD_RATIO /dev/tasty_fish > /dev/cat

  17. Re:cat food /dev/cat by delire · · Score: 1

    damn those elusive &lt &gt's

  18. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot to redirect it... looks like you're eating the cat food yourself!

    cat food > /dev/cat

  19. something that feeds off cats by pyrrho · · Score: 5, Funny

    and it runs linux!!!

    finally a solution to the feral cat problem! Open Source ROCKS!!!

    and I think my dog will love it... she doesn't seem that fond of cats.

    what? read the article? excuse me... I only read titles... I'm American! If you don't get the meaning in that title... that's your bad.

    anyway... cat eating robots... my god what will they think up next!?

    --

    -pyrrho

    1. Re:something that feeds off cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:something that feeds off cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyway... cat eating robots... my god what will they think up next!?

      Beowulf clusters powered by eating cats?

  20. This would be useful... by canofbutter · · Score: 1

    I can see a lot of use for a system like this. Not so much day-to-day, but there are times I'm on vacation, traveling for business, working strange hours that throw off the "feed cat" routine, etc. Being on something like Linux (or anything I could ssh into) would be really nice so I could dispense food manually when I was away.

    1. Re:This would be useful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, heaven forbid a human come over to feed the cat and look after things while you are away.

    2. Re:This would be useful... by canofbutter · · Score: 1
      yeah, heaven forbid a human come over to feed the cat and look after things while you are away

      I'd do that if I knew people...

  21. Cat door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And for those of you who are sick of getting up to open the door for your feline friend, you'll be happy to know that problem has been solved as well.

  22. Word choice by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I understand that the submitter is just confused between dispense and disburse, but I know for a fact that I never want a fish, yummy or otherwise, dispersed in my home.

    1. Re:Word choice by GreenHell · · Score: 1

      No, he meant dispersed. It has a habit of failing violently. Makes a mean fish puree though.

      --
      "I won't mod you down - I feel the need to call you a twit explicitly, rather than by implication."
    2. Re:Word choice by prostoalex · · Score: 1

      Oops, my bad.

    3. Re:Word choice by ari_j · · Score: 1

      No problem - I was going for the karma-free Funny votes and you gave me a good opportunity. :)

  23. Just another way.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..to get more time with your computer and ignore the only other living thing(s) in your household?

    1. Re:Just another way.. by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The quickest way to find a cat in my house is to sit down at the computer. Within 30 seconds there will be a cat on the keyboard.

      --
      Some mornings it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints to get out of bed.
    2. Re:Just another way.. by mboverload · · Score: 1

      On my computer the cat sits on top of the screen and bats at anything on the screen that moves. Does that with TV's too.

    3. Re:Just another way.. by karnal · · Score: 1

      We recently got a kitten - right before thanksgiving.

      Previously (6 months before) we had built a screen for a projector. Obviously, there's a computer hooked up to the projector to play .. ummm.. legit movies.

      Anyways, moving the mouse pointer around gets her pretty riled up. She's attempted to grab the cursor a few times - but didn't damage the screen noticibly... Even though we reprimand her, she still loves that cursor!

      Our other cat of 5 years hates her, but boy oh boy, when she gets bigger....

      --
      Karnal
    4. Re:Just another way.. by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      They use this for the weekdays while they're at work, not when they're at home. They actually spend time with their cats on the weekends when they're home.

  24. Jesus wants me for a turd beam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish at specified intervals."

    I'm reading this on Valentine's day. Alone. And this news excites me.

    Dear God, why was I even born?

    1. Re:Jesus wants me for a turd beam by pyrrho · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      you have not been born, these are just your hallucinations within the womb, it gets much weirder.

      --

      -pyrrho

  25. Slashdotted, here's the Google Cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:FiCMnb9IkuUJ:ww w.linuxjournal.com/article/7403+How+I+Feed+My+Cats +with+Linux+%7C+Linux+Journal&hl=en&client=firefox -a

    1. Re:Slashdotted, here's the Google Cache by BLAG-blast · · Score: 3, Funny
      It's worse than a slashdotting, I won't provide the direct link to the automated cat feeder control page, but I don't think Cotton and Tulip are hungry just now:

      Cotton and Tulip have been fed 5557 times

      Meow?

      Hopefully it ran out of food after the first few 100 clicks!

      --
      M0571y H@rml355.
  26. Cat fish? by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    > A little hardware hacking and Python scripting can get you a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish at specified intervals

    Bah. On my system, cat and fish come preinstalled.

    So all I need to do for the specified interval bit is add a line to my crontab that looks something like this:

    1 * * * * "cat /usr/local/bin/fish | twofish | blowfish > seuss.fish"

    1. Re:Cat fish? by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      What, no bugs? Must be a Linux distro.

  27. It could be... by angedinoir · · Score: 5, Funny

    the closest a linux geek ever gets to pussy.

  28. Food in tin cans by saddino · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of the old UNIX joke:


    $ cat "food in tin cans"
    cat: cannot open food in tin cans


    Of course, BSD's "cat: food in tin cans: No such file or directory" doesn't have quite the same effect.

    1. Re:Food in tin cans by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Still works in Solaris 9. :)

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    2. Re:Food in tin cans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try this on Solaris and linux:

      man pussy

    3. Re:Food in tin cans by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      MSN/Sympatico is like that.

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    4. Re:Food in tin cans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, BSD's "cat: food in tin cans: No such file or directory" doesn't have quite the same effect.

      The GNU version is doing outputting that for me. That's a little disappointing.

    5. Re:Food in tin cans by adamfranco · · Score: 1

      Not so great in Debian:

      afranco@bullmoose:~$ cat "food in tin cans"
      cat: food in tin cans: No such file or directory
      afranco@bullmoose:~$ cat --version
      cat (coreutils) 5.0
      Written by Torbjorn Granlund and Richard M. Stallman.

      Copyright (C) 2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
      This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO
      warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
      afranco@bullmoose:~$

      --
      "When ideology and theology couple, their offspring are not always bad but they are always blind." -- Bill Moyers
    6. Re:Food in tin cans by bcmm · · Score: 2, Funny
      Modern commands are less fun. Even the traditional
      $ make fire
      Stop. Do not know how to make fire.
      $ why?
      why?: no matches.
      (or something like that) has been replaced by
      $ make fire
      make: *** No rule to make target `fire'. Stop.
      $ why?
      -/bin/bash: why?: command not found
      --
      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
  29. Lemme put my thinking cap on.... by ColonelFubster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Next project, a Linux-based gumball machine.

    --
    :-M
  30. i'd be more impressed... by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

    if you made a cat litter cleaner that picked up all my cat's sh*it, bagged it and throw it out in the morning trash... using linux!

  31. Jebus by UncleScrooge · · Score: 1

    18 comments and /.ed

    Maaybe he should invest more time ina good Linux server then in his cat feeding moster.

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    Slashdot 1|0 Productivity
    1. Re:Jebus by hobbesx · · Score: 1
      Maaybe he should invest more time ina good Linux server then in his cat feeding monster.


      Did you not read the article's title? The server must have run out of cats to eat!

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  32. smells good... by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

    A little hardware hacking and Python scripting can get you a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish at specified intervals.

    Throw in a little Slashdotting and the fish is cooked to perfection!

    --
    Direct away from face when opening.
  33. The cat ate the server... by daniel23 · · Score: 1


    maybe she thought it would be so much cooler if the food server handled requests properly.

    Regular intervals... - sheesh! Humans just don't know how to do such a simple thing like make a cat happy!

    --
    605413? Yes, it's a prime.
  34. Dispersing by pbalzac · · Score: 5, Funny

    a device that would automatically disperse a yummy fish

    Over how wide an area?

    1. Re:Dispersing by Artega+VH · · Score: 1

      The summary said over a specified interval. So obviously the computer has some sort of catapult-like device attached. No doubt the python script calculates the angles and force required to put the specified interval between the fish puree.

      --
      groklaw, wired and slashdot. The holy trinity of work based time wasting.
  35. Ob. bash microsoft by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    Good thing this is Linux, because otherwise the cat would starve.

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    Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
  36. that cat is going to starve by jellocat · · Score: 2, Funny

    if the server hosting his site is the same server feeding the cat, a new cat may be needed in a couple days

    1. Re:that cat is going to starve by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the cat will just eat his mouse to survive. ;)

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  37. My $0.02. by robyannetta · · Score: 1

    How purrrfect.

    --
    - Just my $0.02, take with a grain of salt, your mileage may vary.
  38. "How I Feed My Cats with Linux" by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    cats won't want to eat linux!

    --

    -pyrrho

  39. Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you cat fanatics? I've been sitting here on my sofa in front of a cat (a sealpoint siamese) for about 20 minutes now while attempting to get it's attention away from a bug on the floor. 20 minutes. At home, with my labrador cross, which by all standards should be a lot dumber than this cat, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

    In addition, during this attention seeking attempt, my children's attention is also held by the cat. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even trying to get the remote from my partner fails.

    I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while dealing with other cats, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a cat that fetches as much as it's canine counterpart, despite the cat's faster ambulatory system. My terrier with one ingrown toenail runs consistently faster than this siamese at times, as the cat is often completely asleep. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the cat is a superior animal.

    Cat addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a cat over other faster, cheaper, more affectionate animals.

    1. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a cat over other faster, cheaper, more affectionate animals.


      Because the meat is tastier and better marbled than dog, easier to hunt than rabbit, more tender and less gamy than raccoon, and you can use the fur to line your cold-weather gear. And they're so trusting - you can line up a cat in your rifle's sights and the little moron will walk right up to you as you pop him in the forehead with a .22 Hornet.

    2. Re:Cats by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cheaper? My cat brings home half her food. And has the sense to not eat her own shit.

    3. Re:Cats by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that your lab mix has a shorter attention span than the cat and that's a good thing?

      --
      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
    4. Re:Cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      My cat brings home half her food.

      Yeah. Mine does that too. Gross, isn't it? I wish she'd either eat the whole thing or leave the other half outside. :(

    5. Re:Cats by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. I had to cut my dog's meals by three quarters because of all the pesky rabbits and squirrels he ate, and the benefit to my garden practically paid for the dog foot by itself. Now if I can just get them to unlock and open doors like my grandmother's cat can do...

      --
      ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
    6. Re:Cats by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Oh, I get it. That was a parody of a classic linux distro flame.

    7. Re:Cats by EvilMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      My cat brings home half her food

      Same here. I just wish he'd have the decency to fully kill it first instead of just removing all the parts that would allow it to make a getaway and stashing the yelping remainder under the couch.

    8. Re:Cats by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      But that's what makes cats so wonderful--they leave the more interesting parts for you to see.

      --
      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
  40. Red Dwarf says cat wants many fish! by fermion · · Score: 5, Funny
    Machine: Hello. How can I help you?
    Cat: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: Fish!
    M: Today's fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal.
    C: I will!

    cats, like basement trapped boys, have little else to do than figure out how to hack the machine.

    --
    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    1. Re:Red Dwarf says cat wants many fish! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      --
      until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a might stream.-MLKjr

      It should be "mighty stream."

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    2. Re:Red Dwarf says cat wants many fish! by Otter · · Score: 1

      More importantly, it's a quote from the prophet Amos -- it should no more be ascribed to King than to the OP.

    3. Re:Red Dwarf says cat wants many fish! by mrjb · · Score: 1

      That said, system security should have been a main concern in the design of this device from the beginning.

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  41. Humph. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds fishy to me.

  42. Sounds cool by dirtsurfer · · Score: 1

    until I root your box and make your cat fat.

    0wn3d

    1. Re:Sounds cool by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Nah, cat will just dump core and move on...

      --
      The Hacker's Guide To The Kernel: Don't panic()!
  43. Mirrordot Mirror by superatrain · · Score: 5, Informative
    --
    my karma ran over your dogma
    1. Re:Mirrordot Mirror by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Oh, gee. The guy is using microcontroller based hardware and yet has a computer to handle the feed timing. Programming serial I/O working under Linux is educational, but for this project, completely unnecessary, I think.

      The only advantage I see is that it requires less hardware (outside of a computer, which the computer is a lot), no buttons or programming needed to allow a user to set a clock and set the feed time(s).

    2. Re:Mirrordot Mirror by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      rtfa, he needs the linux system so he can dispense food to his kittys over the internet... so wehn he's at work the poor lil pussys don't starve

      --
      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
    3. Re:Mirrordot Mirror by peterprior · · Score: 1

      I like how some helpful soul has added the comment..

      "Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Mon, 2005-02-14 16:06.

      Your article is going to hit Slashdot. You may want to get rid of the "feed my cat" link...."


      ... to the bottom of the article.

  44. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cat food, and the cat itself!

  45. What a mess... by jnicholson · · Score: 1

    I really hope he built a limiter into the device on the other end. When the /. crowd gets a hold of the link to the feeder, look out...

    --
    "Do not drill any holes in your cat - it will not like it."
    -- Nick Davies
    1. Re:What a mess... by Tongo · · Score: 1

      That counter is climbing quickly....up ~200 in the past 5 minutes.

  46. Now you need a cat exerciser by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't have the cat eating and not exercising, that wouldn't be too healthy.

    Too bad using a laser to exercise a cat is patented. :)

    --
    Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    1. Re:Now you need a cat exerciser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats why Linux as a hobby-OS will always sucks: it can do basic stuff like cat feeding but will newer catch up with professionaly exercised cats - like that on windows.

    2. Re:Now you need a cat exerciser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. This patent is for a "hand-held" laser device. The guy made the patent include the entertainment of other animals but forgot to include "non-hand-held" devices. Hmm... Guess it's time to make myself rich!

    3. Re:Now you need a cat exerciser by lydic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Patent #5,443,036 on the USPTO website @ http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PT O1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm &r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5443036.WKU.&OS=PN/5443036&RS=PN/ 5443036/ not only seems absurd, but a reading if the abstract shows how bad the patent review system has become.

      "A method for inducing cats to exercise consists of directing a beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus onto the floor or wall or other opaque surface in the vicinity of the cat, then moving the laser so as to cause the bright pattern of light to move in an irregular way fascinating to cats, and to any other animal with a chase instinct."

      So not only is a stupid idea patentable, somehow my cat is able to see "invisible light".

      I'm from the government and I'm here to help (you patent some really stupid idea)

    4. Re:Now you need a cat exerciser by Repton · · Score: 1

      But we all know that adding a computer to any old idea automatically makes it novel and patentable.

      So you just need a method for exercising a cat using a computer-controlled laser...

      --
      Repton.
      They say that only an experienced wizard can do the tengu shuffle.
    5. Re:Now you need a cat exerciser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, take a standard laser pointer and hold it in your toes? Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to the patent office I go.

    6. Re:Now you need a cat exerciser by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Light can be described as invisible. At least depending on your definition of visible.

      You cannot see a light beam. From the right viewpoint, however, you can see the light source and any objects the light hits, such as walls and flecks of dust.

      --
      "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
    7. Re:Now you need a cat exerciser by dr00g911 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Think I've got prior art on this one.

      As a kid (early to mid 80s), I noticed that one of my two cats seemed to be able to see the beams from remote controls and lasertag guns. I used to run them around in circles for hours until they'd just about collapse.

      Anyhow, a plain 'ol flashlight works just fine these days. Oddly enough, only one of my two cats reacts to it at all. (shrug)

    8. Re:Now you need a cat exerciser by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Correct--we do not "see" the "light" from the sun. We see the sun, and the objects illuminated thereby, but not the light itself. According to many vision researchers, it is impossible to see light, and always will be.

      Oh well.

      --
      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
  47. This is silly by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

    Cats are perfectly capable of eating in moderation. If you're going away for a week, leave your cats enough food and water for a week and they'll be fine.

    What would really be useful is a version of this that dispenses dog food.

    --
    Remember the days when Republicans were the party of fiscal responsibility?
    1. Re:This is silly by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      hmmm explain this to my cat (though I think she has an eating disorder)...

      Honestly my cat will try and eat whatever we put in front of it, until it overeats and barfs it all up. If I tried what you suggested I'd probably come home to find all that food converted to barf and a cat still looking for more food...so for me this cat feeder is a kinda neat idea (however I have a not-so-geeky automated one already to handle this problem).

      --
      ...in bed
    2. Re:This is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, there's something wrong with your cat alright.

    3. Re:This is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What would really be useful is a version of this that dispenses dog food.
      Just checked in a patch to CVS that does this very thing. Try it out. The code is now much more portable to other animal species. You now just need to change 1 line in one file...
      #define ANIMAL "dog" /*or fish, or bird, etc...*/
  48. Feed his cats by iMaple · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is the link to the working 'feed my cats' page.
    http://kittens.lonelylion.com/index.py

    Go ahead /. his lucky cats :)

    1. Re:Feed his cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while(true) wget http://kittens.lonelylion.com/index.py?command=fee d

  49. Peronsally, by robyannetta · · Score: 5, Funny
    Personally, I'd like to see one of those robotic self-cleaning litter boxes hacked with their own version of linux. Think of the possibilities!

    You can program it to a solenoid on the front door. If someone opens the door, the robotic scooper is automatically put in "turbo" mode, rakes and shoots a sandy shit at you at 50mph. Hacking. It's just not for coffee machines anymore.

    --
    - Just my $0.02, take with a grain of salt, your mileage may vary.
  50. Microsoft is coming out with this too... by PHPgawd · · Score: 5, Funny
    In order to stay current with all Linux features, Microsoft Feed (tm) will be bundled with the next major release of Windows.

    The early insider-only reviews contain the following highlights:

    • The feeder dispenses 70kg of food at a time no matter what size cat you have.
    • Users of the feeder must use Microsoft CatChow (tm) or an authorized, licensed, compatible cat food (MS-ALCCF). Non-Microsoft licensed cat foods "may" cause your cat to crash.
    • The feeder contains hidden, Microsoft-only APIs to connect to Microsoft LitterBox (tm) and Microsoft ScratchingPost (tm). These products will be available early next year.
    • To show Microsoft's committment to open standards, any kind of water may be used with the Feeder product, although Microsoft may "extend" the Water Standard anytime in the future in incompatible ways.
    1. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by museumpeace · · Score: 3, Funny

      hard to type and giggle at the same time but I gotta add that I would have been more worried about a DOS attack on the fish server. or If someone hacks the cron job and the system has piled up 40 lbs of formerly fresh mackerel on the kitchen floor by the time you get back from a summer weekend at the beach...eyuuch!

      --
      SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
    2. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Years ago I got up in the morning and started my commute to work. As I got into the car I detected a faint fishy smell. Twenty miles from work it was a bit stronger. Then miles and I knew something was up. Was it some weird weather that wafted the scent of rotting whales in from the coast two hundred miles distant? Five miles from work and my eyes started to water, as I catch an aroma like there's a fish sauce convention nearby. I finally get to work and notice the hazmat teams in the downtown district of the city where I worked.

      Turns out that digging the basement for a new downtown building had broken into two 100+ year old fish oil tanks from 100+ year defunct fish oil company. The downtown was pretty much closed for the entire week. Nasty, nasty, nasty. It was like goatse for the nostrils...

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    3. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by zipwow · · Score: 1

      What a story -- do you have a city, or a news story link?

      --
      I don't know which is more depressing, that 2/3 didn't care enough to vote, or that 1/2 of those that did are crazy.
    4. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by squatex · · Score: 1

      Damn you!
      You just made me shoot tea out of my nose and all over my desk!

    5. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by Muhammed+al-Sahhaf · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of a strange story I heard once (and I have no idea if it's true). A disgusting stench was overwhelming people in a New York City subway tunnel. It seemed to be originating from a vile fluid leaking in from the sub-basement of an old building. After some research and investigation, it was discovered that the building had been used to house a circus (or something of the sort) in the 19th century. The circus owners had discarded large quantities of elephant dung in the basement, which was later sealed off. Apparently the the dung just dried up and remained there for decades, until one day the basement flooded and dissolved dung leaked into subway tunnels.

    6. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I can't find a link for you. Google isn't popping anything up, and none of the local papers have online archives older than 2000. It happened in Visalia, California, during 1995 or thereabouts. The cause was the demolition of an old building in downtown by the redevelopment agency. I believe it was part of the convention center expansion.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    7. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by sjames · · Score: 1

      As the owner of 2 cats, I assure you, you would find only fish skeletons. However, since you can't walk a cat that doesn't wanna, there would be the matter of special diet cat food to consider after that.

    8. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft LitterBox (tm)

      It has to be said... would this be the first M$ product deliberately designed for crap performance?

    9. Re:Microsoft is coming out with this too... by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      I have been unable to get my ice dispenser to shut off. maybe I should take it apart and see if it is running on WinCE. If it is, I am sure that replacing the controller with Linux+ice-daemon would solve the problem...and I hate having to reboot my fridge.

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      SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
  51. The more obvious choice by JonLatane · · Score: 1

    Jeez, if you're gonna be running it on your cat feeder, shouldn't you be using NetBSD? Or is it more horsepower than you need? :P

  52. What if? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens if the cat doesn't eat the fish at the same rate that they're dispensed? A pile of rotten fish for the owner to dispose of when he/she gets home?

  53. Prepositional playfulness... by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've heard of feeding cats to pythons, but this is definitely the first time I've read about feeding cats with Python!

    ::Colz Grigor

    1. Re:Prepositional playfulness... by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      Only in Soviet Russia are cats fed by pythons...

      --
      Patent: from Latin patere, to be open
  54. ALF by dsb · · Score: 2, Funny

    doesn't he feed on cats?

    1. Re:ALF by ari_j · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yep...
      ALF: [about Lucky, the cat] Last time I saw him he was high-tailing it out the window.
      Willie: And why was that?
      ALF: Cause I was chasing him with a fork.
      ...
      Brian: ALF wouldn't eat lucky, would he?
      ALF: I'm not saying nothing until I speak to my attorney.
      ...
      ALF: A minute and a half Luckmiester, then I'll be down on you like a buzzard on a gut wagon.
      ...
      [Lucky has died and the Tanners are having a funeral for him]
      ALF: I'm reminded of a prayer he used to recite every night before going to bed : "And if I die before I wake, chicken-fry me like a steak."
      ...
      [Also at Lucky's funeral]
      ALF: Where I'm from, this is ludicrous. It's like having a funeral for a hamburger.
      ...
      ALF: Raining cats? You open the skylight and I'll get the relish.
      ...
      ALF: Hey Willie. Let's throw a cat on the barbi.
      ...
      ALF: The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.
      ...
      ALF: [trying to hypnotize Lucky] You are getting sleepy. You... are no longer a cat. You are a bagel.
      ...
      Willie: There's more than one way to skin a cat.
      ALF: You've been looking at my recipe book.
      ...
      Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?
      Kate: Why?
      Gordon 'ALF' Shumway: The cat won't fit in the toaster. Never mind, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich, where's the blender?
      Of course, ALF's diet was not limited to cats...
      ALF: Oh, by the way, don't bother looking for your laxative on a rope.
      Willie: Oh, you mean my soap on a rope?
      ALF: Trust me on this one.
  55. Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The item serves well as a caricature of most "embedded Linux" stories here. This problem could be solved with a microcontroller that costs at most couple of dimes, with a few K of code. Using Linux (with a multi-meg kernel and umpty-megahertz processor) is an absurd waste of resources for this application, and a offense to decent engineering sensbility.

    Is it really a good idea to project an image of I-don't-care bloatware, Linux-uber-alles insensibility, Linux just because it's Linux despite the application?

    1. Re:Absurd by mctk · · Score: 1

      A man programming his computer to feed his cat? Absurd? You don't say!

      --
      Paul Grosfield - the quicker picker upper.
    2. Re:Absurd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's geeky. It's cute. Smile.

      sheesh....

  56. Kramer by ChickenBlood · · Score: 1

    Turn off the alarm clock before going on vacation.


    Otherwise your neighbors will short out your power with a paper clip and then have to feed the cat through the crack under the door.

  57. Linux based cats? by Turlian · · Score: 1

    But my cat isn't linux based. Any time I try to open its source it scratches the hell out of me.

    1. Re:Linux based cats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... spaying and neutering is a basic operation. Maybe you need to hire a new anaesthesiologist.

  58. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I laughed my @$$ off at this post.

  59. insightful? by pyrrho · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was funny.

    from a slashdot perspective it's insightful... a lot of geeks just went... "good point... perhaps I should modify my fish dispersal plans"

    --

    -pyrrho

  60. Re:Linux has come a long way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't knock it; it feeds at least a handful of programmers as well.

  61. Not quite as tech... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but also not quite as prone to breakdown and therefore the best-kept secret in litterbox land...

    Meet Omega Paw's self-cleaning litterbox!

    1. Re:Not quite as tech... by thogard · · Score: 1

      I've got one of those and it works great with the salt crystal litter but get the large one.

  62. brat cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i live just outside town, and people inside town when they dump their unwanted cats they end up around my house, i taken to feeding them, but after the cats eat i shew them away for the day because if they hang around the back yard they would kill birds that come to visit my bird feeders, this is a daily routine...

  63. Poor kitty... :S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poor cat is gonna starve since we slashdotted it...

  64. Disappointing... by Steffan · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a feeder for a linux-based cat

  65. Cliche alert... by Linker3000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow...imagine a feral pack of those!

    --
    AT&ROFLMAO
  66. ok, this is lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all the great geek toys out there. Why in the HELL would something that dumps food out for a cat even be considered high enough on the list to be on page one of slashdot? I mean, really? Next thing you know "oh look, it bakes your bread, slices it, and THEN TOASTS IT!"

  67. Mirror of the site by wormeyman · · Score: 1

    http://www.linuxjournal.com.nyud.net:8090/article/ 7403 Since it's pretty much down.

  68. That's nothing by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man hacks computer to feed cat.

    That's nothing.

    My cat hacks on my computer all the time.

    1. Re:That's nothing by Dorsai65 · · Score: 1

      You do know they make hairball medicine, don't you?

      --
      --- Asking inconvenient questions for over 30 years...
  69. Should have used Mac OS X by snuf23 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Given the low cost of the mini, is there really any excuse to do this on a Linux box?
    Some big, ugly, noisy PC, ugh.
    The small form factor makes it ideal for projects like this. And it's so quiet you can still hear your cat purring when it sits right on top of the mini.
    I mean considering the solid BSD based nature of OS X and the elegant Apple aesthetic, I really think the cat would be more likely warm up to a new iFeeder rather than some generic Linux POS box.
    I think iTunes integration would be pretty easy to do to. This is a serious advantage that no other OS can offer. Then kitty can be informed of cat food refresh by the playback of an appropriate song. Perhaps something by the Jingle Cats?
    I'm currently working on a mod I call the iFlush which uses the mini to automate the process for toilet flushing. The great thing is how well the mini's white and silver style complement my porcelain and steel bathroom environment.

    --
    Sometimes my arms bend back.
    1. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by Laivincolmo · · Score: 1

      A computer in your bathroom... gross!

    2. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by satoshi1 · · Score: 1

      iFlush? Can we say, lazy?

    3. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'm currently working on a mod I call the iFlush which uses the mini to automate the process for toilet flushing.

      what the fuck is wrong with you?

    4. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In many houses that the only place to get adequate privacy to... umm... do your online banking. And it sure makes logging off easier.

    5. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

      I'm currently working on a mod I call the iFlush which uses the mini to automate the process for toilet flushing. Man now that's fucked up! El Ganzo Loco

      --
      Hello! I'm a disaster waiting to happen!
    6. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by dillee1 · · Score: 1

      iFlush is probably needed by those people who iDunFlush.

    7. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a shitty idea.

      Joking aside, how would you rig up a microcontroller to a mini? Is there even a serial port? You'd probably have to mess around with USB. Besides, that'd be a waste of a (semi) modern computer, I'd rather use an old PC (for the feeder).

    8. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think iTunes integration would be pretty easy to do to. This is a serious advantage that no other OS can offer.

      Are you kidding me? mpg123 or something similar would be a hell of a lot easier.

      Just 'cause you've got BSD under your GUI doesn't make YOU a competent unix user.

    9. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by Tassach · · Score: 1

      Maybe he has small children. Little ones *always* need to be reminded to wipe, flush, and wash their hands. This is a job begging for automation.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    10. Re:Should have used Mac OS X by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      The small form factor makes it ideal for projects like this. And it's so quiet you can still hear your cat purring when it sits right on top of the mini.

      You meant to say "after the cat has accidentally inhaled the mini", right?

      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
  70. Worse than cat foo | grep bar by crimson_alligator · · Score: 1

    UUOC - Useless use of cat.

    Ok, so I'm a dog person.

  71. Just Imagine by leperkuhn · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

    --
    http://www.rustyrazorblade.com
  72. the prophetic skills of King Crimson by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1
    Remember, this is a 1969 song.


    Cat food, iron claw
    Neuro-surgeons scream for more
    At paranoia's poison door
    Twenty first century schizoid man.
    1. Re:the prophetic skills of King Crimson by defishguy · · Score: 1

      Actually this kind of reminded me of another song by Styx...

      "Too much time on my hands, it's ticking away with my sanity
      I've got too much time on my hands, it's hard to believe such a calamity
      I've got too much time on my hands and it's ticking away from me
      Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands"

  73. A few K? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    WTF! A few K of code? More like 20 bytes...
    define ticks_per_day 0x1234 ; -- or whatever

    :reset_boot_vector
    mov 0x00, REG1
    mov ticks_per_day, REG2
    jmp loop

    :loop
    inc REG1
    cmp REG1, REG2
    jne loop
    out 0x00, PORT1
    out 0x01, PORT1 ;toggle output port to dispense food
    mov 0x00, REG1
    jmp loop
  74. This ties in to my own project. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    As a Linux hobbiest and cat hater, I have been developing a machine to automatically identify and destroy common house cats, but I've had a problem luring them in to my yard. This automatic goldfish dispenser might be just what my plan needs to finally come to fruition.

    1. Re:This ties in to my own project. by wasted · · Score: 2, Funny

      And to automatically dispose of the deceased felines, you could automate a catapult. You probably couldn't patent it though, since I believe the French use of the device to dispose of cats in Monty Python and the Holy Grail constitutes prior art.

    2. Re:This ties in to my own project. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Monty Python and the Holy Grail constitutes prior art.

      Perhaps no patents, but at least you may well have the honor of being the first person to ever use "art," to modify "Monty Python."

  75. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    cat food > /dev/cat

    Now if you were a serious UNIX and hardware hacker you'd have your cat feeding system work by regsitering the food dispenser as /dev/cat, have the raw byte instruction sequence required to make the dispenser operate stored in a file /food, and then, indeed, you simply add

    30 9,18 * * * cat /food > /dev/cat

    to your crontab.

    Jedidiah.

  76. Old :-) by Albert+Sandberg · · Score: 1

    Back in school (10 years ago) I heard about an american man who had computerized his whole home with a C64 and lots and lots of gadgets.

    One oncluded the cat feeder, where the cat pulled a lever with his foot, and a cat-cracker came out. Unfortunatly, the cat got too fat he figured so he made it so that he needed to push 1time the first, 2 for the next, third times for the fird etc and resetted the value at sertain intervals.

    He had automated watering etc too, this was just one small part.

    Total geek :)

    Albert

  77. Getting The Standard Joke Out Of The Way... by WombatControl · · Score: 1

    I think that crazy lady who lives by the railroad tracks is gonna need a Beowulf cluster of those things...

    Here all night, try the fish (if it isn't Slashdotted.)

  78. When you first read that... by Roguelazer · · Score: 1

    Did anyone besides me see that as "Cat-Based Linux", the first time you looked at that? C'mon, after the article about the model train computer, anything's possible!

  79. You forgot... by NoseBag · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... Encoding in the 70Kg food cartridge will automatically expire in 60 days - necessitating the purchase of additional Tasty-Gates(tm) cat food.

    --
    Cloned foods give the statement "We had that last week!" a whole new meaning.
  80. Linux-Based Cat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who has a Linux-based cat? Mine is like, flesh-based.

  81. meow by mctk · · Score: 1
    Love the idea, but without a standard login, how can you be sure you're only feeding your cats?

    I'd recommend a TI-82 based pawprint verification tool or a laser-pen retina scanner.

    --
    Paul Grosfield - the quicker picker upper.
  82. Link to the web interface by Bushcat · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the web interface to the feeder at http://kittens.lonelylion.com/index.py, the cats seem to be getting around 2 fish treats per second right now. That's two happy kitties, unless they're caught in the dispenser's paddles, of course.

  83. Re:The real deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Since it's coming up to the end of another academic year I thought I'd take this opportunity to explain how lucky you Americans are to have a fraternity system.

    English Universities are so dull by comparison. Like most students in England I had to rent private accommodation for my second and third years, but it never occurred to us to build a whole culture around collectively renting a rather dilapidated house in Clapham. It wasn't even single sex accommodation, so we couldn't engage in the fun and games of para-homosexual activities - Girls just don't have the same grip on your loyalties as your Greek brothers.
    ;-)

    And while cliques certainly form in English Universities, the are all much too boring to come up with the idea of hazing. I fondly recall diving off a weir and almost drowning when I was 12 because everyone said I was chicken. If only it had been possible for me to gain respect in later life through similar tests, and if these tests could have been combined with pseudo Masonic rituals culminating in the awarding of a little badge, then that truly would have made my time at University worthwhile. And while I still have friends from University, these friendships seem so hollow compared to bonds of fraternal brotherhood since they are not based on solemn vows of fellowship, mutual sacrifice, group solidarity and owning the same poxy little badge.

    Then there's sheer joy alcohol seems to bring fraternity members. By the time I went to university the delights of getting dangerously drunk at parties had started to seem mundane. But to American students in fraternities, the bravado of excessive alcohol consumption is a an exciting new and illicit game where you can prove yourself worthy to all your male friends and simultaneously circumvent college alcohol policy - thereby proving what a rebel you are too. Gosh.

    I am also rather fond of the references to ancient Greece. It reeks of a history far nobler and grander than anything a British University can instill its students with, and the wearing of togas must make it seem as authentic as a ploughman's lunch.

    I think what I am trying to say is that Fraternities give young Americans the chance to grow up in their own time, and that it is regrettable that no similar opportunity is afforded to European Students. In particular, I find it sad that even some American students forego the opportunity to wear togas and claim to be Greek. Really this should be mandatory, so every graduate will be secure in the knowledge that they have gained something much more valuable than a degree from an American University - a little badge with some Greek letters on it.

    Although I am not American, I admire the system so much that I would dearly love to become an honorary member of a fraternity. I have set my heart on becoming an alumnus of Theta Omicron Sigma Sigma Epsilon Ro Sigma. I do so hope this is possible.

  84. Great fish dispenser but... by Cloud+K · · Score: 1

    Don't forget before you set it running to hang your gown on the hook, put your towel over the drain, put the satchel in front of the panel and put the junk mail on the satchel.

    1. Re:Great fish dispenser but... by MikeyToo · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I loved playing HHGTTG. Can't wait for the movie!

      --
      "Well Ranger Brad, I'm a scientist. I don't believe in anything." - Dr. Roger Fleming
  85. You speak from experience? by cbreaker · · Score: 0, Troll

    Because I know plenty of "linux geeks" with nice homes, nice cars, and nice girlfriends.

    --
    - It's not the Macs I hate. It's Digg users. -
    1. Re:You speak from experience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. Those are actually Mac geeks.

    2. Re:You speak from experience? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a joke, fuckwad.

    3. Re:You speak from experience? by cbreaker · · Score: 1, Troll

      No shit, and it's so overplayed it's not funny. So I might as well meet such stereotyped "jokes" with the truth.

      --
      - It's not the Macs I hate. It's Digg users. -
    4. Re:You speak from experience? by michaeldot · · Score: 1

      So, a bit like your sig then.

  86. not clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting article, but it wasn't clear to me exactly what they were feeding the cats to.

  87. Two down... by NeoSkink · · Score: 1

    Well this answers the 'Can/Will they put linux every where?' questions.

    Of course, it still leaves the 'Why put linux every where?' question unanswered...

  88. But... by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait!

    Does it run Lin...

    Oh, wait, never mind....

    Somebody HAD to say it!

    1. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. No. No they didn't. Now a beowulf litter of these thing on the otherhand...

  89. The beauty of cats is they can ration their food. by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A cat is safe at the house for the weekend if you leave plenty of food and water. A dog, will eat all the food when he sees it then puke.

    Linux-based dog or fish feeder would have been more useful. :-)

  90. What the hell? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    This guy needs a PC running linux to make a cat feeder? Back in the day we did this kinda thing with a clock crystal and a couple of flippty-flops. And we had to walk to the electronics store in 4 feet of snow, up hill both ways!

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:What the hell? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      but coould you drop food to the kitty from anywhere in the world over the internet?

      --
      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
  91. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... will it run Linux? If so, imagine a beowulf...

    I'm not even going to finish that.

  92. so... by flyingsquid · · Score: 1

    Random question... how hard would it be to modify this thing to dispense baby food?

  93. Good thing he's using Linux... by red_radish · · Score: 1

    ...cos if he was using windoze someone could hack his cat.

    if(catlbs > 0.25){
    return(false);
    }

    Ok so he didn't do it in java.

    Will the computer tell you if your cat died?

    --
    System.out.println("ttyl");
    1. Re:Good thing he's using Linux... by ramblin+billy · · Score: 1

      Of course.....

      BSOD

  94. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe, but my cat runs this in its brain's cron:

    30 5 * * * cat /paw/at/owner/until/awake > /dev/cat

  95. MIRROR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a nice mirror Use the mirror. Enjoy the mirror. Love the mirror. blah blah.

  96. Robot Feeds Kitten by ps_inkling · · Score: 2, Funny
    If everyone who visits /. visited and dropped a treat for the kitties, I would imagine the kitties are probably quite ill.

    Too bad there's not a webcam of the pile of kitty treats in front of the server. Over 3000 treats have been dropped, but no indication of the timeframe.

    I wonder if the web spiders feed the kitties...

    1. Re:Robot Feeds Kitten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cotton and Tulip have been fed 5145 times"

      "Oh my gosh! Honey, why have our cats tripled in size!? And they're just lying helplessly on the kitchen floor!"

      Oh crap.. somebody must have DDOS'ed them.. poor things.

  97. Huh? by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

    Huh?

    I thought only old people in Korea fed their cats?

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Korea only cats are fed to their old people.

  98. Good troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    really. Appreciate the time you took to *intelligently* find and replace from the standard XP troll.

    *clap* *clap*

  99. Obligatory movie quote by The+Llama+King · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Kitty,

    I hacked you a delicious bass.

    --
    C'mon, baby, kiss The King.
  100. Only treats?!? by blyloveranger · · Score: 1

    I was hoping for it to have an electric can opener and a way to scoop out the wet food to mix with the dry food, for a complete cat meal. Not just treats. I mean, I know my cat only loves me because I feed it but I could deal with the lovelessness if I didn't have to get up once a day to feed it. Damn needy cat.

  101. Easier and Perpetual cat Feeder by ReadParse · · Score: 1

    while true; do echo "food" | cat; sleep 1; done

    `cat` will never go hungry again

    RP

  102. Enough of the Stale filler Stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop posting all of the stories that are months old. I come to Slashdot for news about current events in computing, Linux, etc. It is getting really old coming here looking for new articles to see something that I read a month ago in Linux Journal and was available in Dec. of last year. Find something new instead of posting stale filler stories.

    1. Re:Enough of the Stale filler Stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I come to Slashdot for news about current events

      Buddy, you've sure come to the wrong place.

    2. Re:Enough of the Stale filler Stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lick my puckered bunghole, butt pirate.

  103. Re:cat food /dev/cat by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

    meow-~ $ echo "Meow meow meow meow" > food
    meow-~ $ cat food
    Meow meow meow meow
    meow-~ $

    --
  104. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My cat doesn't like having the contents of her gut replaced at feeding time. I do `cat food >> /dev/cat` to make her happy.

  105. Please give your cats to someone responsible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some nerve talking about healthy cats while you let yours run wild to get injured, sick, poisoned, killed, etc.

  106. Better Unix than Windows... by ArtimusArchmage · · Score: 1

    I don't think that I'd trust Windows to feed a pet. Not a pet that I cared for, at least. One BSOD and your cat will slowly starve to death...

  107. WTF? by Zone-MR · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I don't understand peoples desire to needlesly complicate simple projects.

    An animal food dispenser needs to run a simple script to release food at pre-programmed times. A cheap microcontroller is perfectly adequate for doing this. Heck, a 555 timer would be sufficient.

    Requiring a Linux based system for this doesn't seem like much of an advantage. It's needless bloat, and complete overkill. Sometimes the simplest solution is the most elegant and reliable.

    Who needs a multi-tasking operating system, complete with file system and memory managment support for something as simple as a food dispenser?

    I'm pretty sure this guy could pick up an electronic animal feeder from any pet store for $50, and use his knowledge for something which is actually useful.

    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could even build it using a $10 timer and $5 solenoid, some wood, wire and mechanical ingenuity.

    2. Re:WTF? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I don't understand peoples desire to needlesly complicate simple projects."

      Not every project has to be uber-practical, especially when somebody's lookin to expand their knowledge and have a little fun.

      I swear, some people here need to have their nerd license revoked.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
  108. Anybody see this coming? by naturaverl · · Score: 1

    Looks like he's running his web server on it also. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Sorry...

  109. Garrick is famous again! by Suzuran · · Score: 1

    "Garrick, please kern the double underscores in listing 2."

    Garrick, please remove the editor's comments next time!

    1. Re:Garrick is famous again! by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Garrick was a low-level drone that mysteriously dissapeard at the end of the dot-com bubble. Rumour has it, when his stocks took a tumble... well, so did he. However, nobody in the lumbering corporate behemoth that is "Linux Journal" refuses to admit that he's gone. Now, all we see are little notes to Garrick to remind us of him, whilst the staff are soldiering on, hoping that one day Garrick will return from his power lunch with a new nerf gun, ready for a solid bit of copy-work in the afternoon.

      How tragically HHGTTG-esque! *sniff*

      --

      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
  110. There is an easier way! by Richard_J_N · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For something like this, why go to the trouble of using a Basic Stamp? Some easier ways:

    1)Just use the parallel port. It's easy to write logic levels to it.

    2)Use a usb->parallel adapter such as the DLP-245M ($25).

    3)Use a PIC properly. Something like a PIC 16F84 or 16F871 will do it. A PIC + programmer will cost less than the Basic Stamp, (the PICs themselves are about $2), and really easy to program. They include many things like an ADC, PWM, Serial UART on chip, and run raw assembler.

    Having seen the Stamp module, I dislike them intensely. They make the devices harder, rather than easier to use (essentially by programming a BASIC compatibility layer on top of PIC ASM), much more expensive (slower, less ports), and less functional (less internal functions available). Furthermore, the PIC Assembler is much easier than x86 or z80, or even, dare I say, Basic!

  111. The point is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Less shit happens if you are responsible and keep your cat indoors where its safe. Especially if you are going to criticize other people for their cat care habits.

  112. Ralph said by boozie · · Score: 1

    "My cat's breath smells like cat food." or "My cat's name is mittens."

    --
    00 FF
  113. But what does it feed ... by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... the cats to?

    OH... it provides food FOR the cats. Silly me.

  114. Oooo lala by zx2c4 · · Score: 0

    It will never work out between Tux and my kitten... the penguin is MUCH too cool for her. ;-)

    --
    ZX2C4
  115. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cat food /dev/cat && cat poop

  116. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My cat doesn't like having the contents of her gut replaced at feeding time. I do `cat food &gt&gt /dev/cat` to make her happy. Based on the GPs post, this criticism is uncalled for (if you were trying to make a joke I am rejecting it as it is not clever enough to make up for its technical short comings). The &gt notation means that the shell will open the file with O_TRUNC, however on FIFOs, and terminals O_TRUNC must have no effect. It is therefore quite uncommon to have char devices that do anything special when O_TRUNC is used. You will rarely see shell scripts that bother to use &gt&gt when writing to char dev nodes. Your attempt at clever correction does not fit this time.

  117. Just what he needs by Agret · · Score: 1

    Everyone on slashdot spamming his cats with treats.

    Join in the fun!

    --
    Have you metaroderated recently?
  118. Fat Cats... by naturaverl · · Score: 1
    Thanks for the Treat!

    Meow!

    Cotton and Tulip have been fed 3747 times

    1. Re:Fat Cats... by Agret · · Score: 1

      Cotton and Tulip have been fed 3800 times

      --
      Have you metaroderated recently?
  119. HAL Feeder by noidentity · · Score: 1

    "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you eat that."

  120. Redundant by Nailer · · Score: 4, Funny

    cat already accepts stdin on Unix.

    What'd be more interesting is tac - which works like cat, except backwards ;^).

    1. Re:Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of couse it exists...

      man tac :
      tac - concatenate and print files in reverse

      Unix - it's a wonderful thing :-)

    2. Re:Redundant by chainsaw1 · · Score: 1

      No, just neat. If it was wonderful

      echo "test" | tact >> foo

      would put "test" in as the first line of foo, not the last (same as cat) :-)

      --
      - Sig
    3. Re:Redundant by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      cat already accepts stdin on Unix. What'd be more interesting is tac - which works like cat, except backwards ;^).

      If we consider the part of a cat where food usually goes in to be stdin and the part where what's left of the food comes out to be stdout, then every normal cat will occasionally treat stdin as stdout - even if the output normally consists of hairballs and not "processed" food.

      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
  121. Re:Linux has come a long way by Malek+the+Damned · · Score: 1

    Love ya see you do it with Windows, buddy....

  122. When my cat gets really hungry, by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Funny
    It just eats my mouse...

    and then spends the next 2 hours throwing up plastic-coated furrballs.

    --
    Free Software: Like love, it grows best when given away.
  123. Actual lyrics... by Epistax · · Score: 1

    fyi the actual lyrics (as appeared on one particular bag of meow mix) are:

    Not only does,
    Meow mix taste great,
    It is nutriently [sic] complete too.
    Salmon flavor,
    Chicken flavor,
    There is more of too!

    Notice that, yes, they rhymed too with too. I never understood why no one else ever picked this up. Even doing a google search of "not only does" "meow mix taste great" nets zero results. Am I the last source of this knowledge on the planet? I suddenly feel my own impending doom.

    1. Re:Actual lyrics... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "meow mix taste great" isn't a proper sentence, at least not in English. This is the kind of knowledge no one but you needs.

      Is it possible that you mistyped the lyrics?

    2. Re:Actual lyrics... by Epistax · · Score: 1

      um that's not a sentence... As I wrote

      Not only does Meow Mix taste great, it is nutriently complete too.

      With rearranged comas to unfit the song. Congrats.

  124. Bathroom Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a good idea at first, but then a few years later when you try to sell it.. "I'm sorry, sir, but this computer has been flagged."

  125. Timed out. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    No response from the web server. Perhaps it's hosted on a Shrödinger web server?

  126. Cats: All your Python are belong to us !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you say!!

  127. Re:The beauty of cats is they can ration their foo by shawb · · Score: 1

    Definately fish feeder. One of the more common causes of death among fish is the fishsitter overfeeding. Fish have this nasty habit of "looking hungry" even after they've eaten enough. However a fish can look hungry. You're honestly better off just not feeding your fish than having someone do it for you even if you're gone for a week. Actually, especially if you're gone that long. What kills the fish is a buildup of uneaten food that starts to rot and... okay. This is getting too in depth for a response to a joke.

    --
    I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
  128. Someone tell me... by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

    I just want to know when they come out with a cat that runs linux.

  129. WARNING: Slashdot Effect Causes Feline Obesity by standbypowerguy · · Score: 0

    From the author's web site: "The kitten feeder is an honest to goodness device attached to a Linux Server in Chris and Camri's apartment. If you click on the fish, you'll be dropping a little stinky fish treat into Cotton and Tulip's Bowl." >>>"Cotton and Tulip have been fed 3945 times"

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  130. TOSSERS? by Excen · · Score: 1

    have set my heart on becoming an alumnus of Theta Omicron Sigma Sigma Epsilon Ro Sigma.

    Just stay away from the salad at THAT house, man. . .

    --
    "No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
  131. Re:cat food /dev/cat by grondak · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Version 2.0, the core team comes along and performs the following optimizations:

    1. rename /dev/cat to /dev/catfeeder.
    2. add /dev/cat pointing to the cat itself. Reading /dev/cat blocks until the cat is hungry.
    3. add a device for /dev/catfoodbin. Reading /dev/catfoodbin returns the number of feedings left in it.
    4. add crontab entry corrected to take advantage of these capabilities.

    Then the source forks when a Microsoft astroturfing campaign tries to add DRM to the cat food (see that other Funny post)

    Enhanced to extinction. There ya go.

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  132. I have the following to say: by erroneus · · Score: 1

    1. It's pretty cool.
    2. It's very imaginative.
    3. I wish I could do things like that.

    That said and out of the way, I'd like to say something about how wrong I think this is.

    If you don't want to take care of your cats or if you cannot take care of your cats, don't have cats. It might be one thing if you were in the business of raising cats for some profitable reason and you needed some more efficient way to do 'whatever.' But if these are pets we're talking about, this is no way to care for a pet.

    I could expand my point to caring for children and discussing "parental controls" and other devices, but it goes too far and should go without saying, so I'll just say it about cats -- if you don't want to care for your cats, don't have cats. If caring for them should be such a burden, you should rethink your position as a cat owner.

    Personally, I'd LOVE to be able to have a puppy or some such animal. (I'm not a cat person though.) But I can't care for a pet. I work too much and it would be bad for any pet I might own. I couldn't care for it and so I don't have one... wish I could... and having a machine take care of a pet wouldn't be my way of enabling myself to have a pet. Having a pet isn't only about me -- it's about the pet too.

    1. Re:I have the following to say: by Almost-Retired · · Score: 2, Funny

      you should rethink your position as a cat owner

      When are you all going to get it straight that you do not 'own' a cat? Its impossible. because the cat will never aknowledge it.

      OTOH, the cat may own you...

      while (!learned) {
      To a dog, you are the Master;
      To a cat, you are just staff;
      }

      --
      Cheers, Gene

  133. D.O.F. Denial Of Fish attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see subject

  134. Least Geeky on /. by evilviper · · Score: 1

    This has got to be the absolutely least geeky thing I have seen linked to by /.

    This guy fumbled around and managed to loarn how to use a basic stamp (high-tech, I know), and did some very, very basic python code ("echo COMMAND > /dev/tty" would have worked just as well).

    Next week, hopefully /. will post an even better story, about someone who figured out how to defragment their Windows XP box...

    --
    Slashdot gets worse every day... Pipedot: News for nerds, without the corporate slant
  135. Re:Garrick? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this Offtopic? The guy talks about this Garrick person several times in his story, but never explains who it is.

  136. I work with Chris in Chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And he's a pompous, nose-tweaking irritating Arse. When he speaks, he makes very tonal, nasal sounds.

    In fact, he's pretty homely as well. Figures that cats are his main friendship.

    Hi Chris! Go flogg yourself!

  137. Re:The real deal by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    Definitely should be Tau, but oh well... I suppose that might just be part of the whole troll.

    --
    Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  138. Wrong device by ingo23 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You got it all wrong. The proper way would be

    cat < /dev/mouse

    1. Re:Wrong device by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Funny

      I tried that, but apparently I have Speedy Gonzales attached to my machine and the cat is struggling:

      bash$ cat /dev/mouse

      cat: /dev/mouse: permission denied

      If the cat has to get permission from the mouse, there are always going to be problems.

      Jedidiah.

    2. Re:Wrong device by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would be kind of scary if it showed you CONTENTS of yout speedy gonzales :)

      --
      -- Technology for the sake of technology is as pathetic as eschewing technology because it's technology.
    3. Re:Wrong device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you want your cat to catch mouse, try this:
      bash# cat /dev/random > /dev/mouse
  139. http://kittens.lonelylion.com/ by neoThoth · · Score: 1

    "Cotton and Tulip have been fed 4209 times"
    In a few seconds time the number was up to 4215
    Good going guys, you've /.'d the poor cats. At this rate they will weigh 30 lbs each. Not to mention the stinky fish budget is going to increase exponentially.

    1. Re:http://kittens.lonelylion.com/ by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      I think he's feeding them stinky fish treats - ya know, those lil fish shaped biscuits? but even so, 5,000 of those is still a lot of food!

      --
      And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbour Isaiah 3:5
    2. Re:http://kittens.lonelylion.com/ by clayasaurus · · Score: 1

      The number has now reached 7,190. That means slashdot must have fed the poor cats 3,042 treats since 10:23, since it is now 10:53, the cats are being fed about a rate of about 100 cat treats per minute.

      The lesson: never post your internet enabled cat feeding device to slashdot, unless you want them to die of gluttony

  140. I hope it's better.... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    I hope it's better than my Microsoft Windows-based cat feeder.

    --

    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  141. What goes in, must come out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As ever cat owner knows... wouldn't energy likethis be better spent someing up with an OSS automated solution to cleaning the catbox?

    I can scoop food all day without issue, but the catbox...ugh.

  142. Isn't this kinda backwards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the web was supposed to bring breaking news at light speed around the globe, not report on a magazine article that's been in print for two weeks after a months lead...

  143. RTF by clymere · · Score: 2, Informative
    did you RTF?

    he _is_ using a simple microcontroller.

    The linux system is just there so that the microctonroller can be interfaced with his network, and the internet, so that one can feed the cat through a browser.

    overkill perhaps, but pretty useful IMHO while you're away on a trip.

    --
    once you go slack, you never go back
  144. it's wrong... by dentar · · Score: 1

    the builder of the feeder is OWNED BY two cats.. not the owner of...

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    -- I am. Therefore, I think!
  145. Stuff that mattered... by clymere · · Score: 1
    This was interesting when I read it in Linux Journal...about 3-4 issues ago.

    Noone at /. has a subscription?

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    once you go slack, you never go back
  146. Linux has now jumped the shark by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    well, more accuratly:
    Announcements about what Linux runs on, has now jumped the shark.
    It runs on everything.

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  147. to truly be Linux based by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    it would have to dispense herring.

  148. Cat Feeder running Gentoo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately by the time it finished compiling, the cat starved to death.

  149. Extend this project into a remote feeder by gtoomey · · Score: 1
  150. except by geekoid · · Score: 1

    the dog will then eat its puke.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    1. Re:except by Tassach · · Score: 1
      My (psychotic) ex-girlfriend's (neurotic) dauxhund used to eat the contents of my cat's litter box.

      Not having to scoop the litter box as often was a nice bonus, but the downside was that the rancid little mutt always wanted to lick your face.

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  151. Re:cat food /dev/cat by RFC959 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn it, has everyone forgotten the old jokes?
    cat "food in cans"
    Unfortunately, it does not give the funny answer ("...cannot open...") on a lot of platforms these days.

  152. Complete this sentence... by Spoing · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    cat food pipe

    Geek enough? Let's see...bonus points for 1 word replies or clever longer ones.

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  153. Re:The beauty of cats is they can ration their foo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  154. You can feed his cat(s)... by Anonymous+Cumshot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    by clicking here.

    --
    Best regards, A.C.
    1. Re:You can feed his cat(s)... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      That's great, now you have fifteen million overweight slashdot geeks dumping tons of cat food on the guy's floor.

      I hope he's come up with a good exercise program for the poor animals. I wonder how Cotton and Tulip would hold up under a prolongued DDoS...

      --
      Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
  155. Cats slashdotted by ingo23 · · Score: 1
    Too late...

    From the cat feeder home page:
    "Cotton and Tulip have been fed 4725 times"

    poor creatures...

  156. MOD PARENT UP by rlsthree · · Score: 1

    Holy shit that was funny

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  157. Headline: Bill Gates Claims Open Source Cat Killer by syousef · · Score: 1

    Couldn't resist.

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  158. You can get Celes to UNF with Cid... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    but you need to find the mojo fish. You have to walk around in the water near the top right of the screen and walk in a square like the electric slide. You might get into a random battle with a tentacle monster (so labeled, but it uses the river octopi sprites)

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    1. Re:You can get Celes to UNF with Cid... by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Thank You.

      Thank you so very, very much.

      I heart you.

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      sig?
  159. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    add /dev/cat pointing to the cat itself. Reading /dev/cat blocks until the cat is hungry.

    So... a non-blocking operation in other words? ;-)

  160. /.ed... by fawlty154 · · Score: 1

    Looks like the server is a bit slashdotted, lets hope he's not hosting this site from the cat feeder, or his cats could go a little hungry

  161. where's the remote control? by ravidew · · Score: 1

    Then again, how do you explain "kitty was slashdotted" to your tearful younger sister?

  162. I already did this with Windows years ago by craXORjack · · Score: 1

    God, I miss Fluffy!

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    Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
  163. Alternative Uses by Antarius · · Score: 1

    I was considering a modification of this unit to work for my pet WaterDragon.

    It would be great for distributing frozen mice (keeping them frozen with a peltier module) and letting them thaw (the other side of the module) before distributing them.

    Problem is, once he found out that it was running Python, he ran away from it. But then, most lizards have a fear of snakes.

  164. Re: using a laser to exercise a cat is patented by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BAH!

    I have video, and photographic proof of prior use of a LASER to tease a cat from 1978.

    What a chickenshit patent!

  165. Yes but... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

    ...to what does it feed them?

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    Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage
  166. obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm allergic to cats you insensitive cod!

  167. Re:Litter box - CORRECTION by MsWillow · · Score: 1

    Vikki has told me that it's not a PIC processor, but an AVR chip, developed on a ATMega8L and implemented on an AT90S2313. Sorry, PIC fans, she hasn't used those for a while now :(

    --

    Lemon curry?
  168. killer app by Compukid · · Score: 1

    Anyone knows a python can kill a cat.

  169. I got the fix for that... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

    Solution to that: TFT monitors. Our cats were NOT happy when we replaced the two CRT pc monitors and the CRT TV with TFT screens - but at least now I can clearly read my screens... A swishing cat's tail over the screen doesn't make for good productivity or gaming!

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  170. Re:The real deal by josgeluk · · Score: 1

    And Rho, not Ro.

  171. You missed the point by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

    You didn't rtfa did you... It's not embedded linux. He's attached the feeder to his Linux box via a serial link so that he can drop treats to the cats via the internet, i.e. when he's at work.

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  172. Wrong application by halleluja · · Score: 1

    He should have built a proper medicine dispenser
    first...

  173. Fake alert!!! by Gaardenzwerch · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is obviously a spoof!
    UNIX administrator and an owner of two cats

    Anyone with cats knows that this should read:
    UNIX administrator and owned by two cats
    1. Re:Fake alert!!! by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1
      Anyone with cats knows that this should read:

      UNIX administrator and pwned by two cats

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  174. NOOOOOOOO!!! by Rekkr · · Score: 1

    /.ed!

  175. Hmmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long would it take a script kitty to hack this thing?

  176. It's not a robot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a living critter needing love and the occasional ball of string and random small birdy to kill for amusement

    feed it by hand

    learn to love your pussy

  177. No.1 Cat OS by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 1

    So does that mean linux is giving up trying to be the no.1 OS for humans?

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    The preceding statement is false
  178. "owner" of two cats? by jmcleod · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean "slave"?

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  179. Old news by jdowland · · Score: 1

    This was in the linux journal months ago :P

  180. Re:cat food /dev/cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It still does in Solaris 10.

  181. TuCats? by Curialis · · Score: 1

    Chris McAvoy is a UNIX administrator and an owner of two cats.

    Is this a new competitor for Tucows?

  182. what if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the computer crashed and you come back a week later and your cat's dead...

  183. Dispenses fish by Jivecat · · Score: 1

    ...but can it keep the fish from slipping down the drain before you can grab it?

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    1. Re:Dispenses fish by Tassach · · Score: 2, Funny

      You need the gown, towel, satchel, and junk mail extension for that.

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  184. Low-Tech Cat Feeder by Gallenod · · Score: 1

    The Linux-based cat feeder is cool high-tech, but there's still a very efficient, economical way to feed your cat.

    Mount a bird feeder on a 1-foot tall pole. Fill it with birdseed. Release cat into yard.

    Not only does this provide your cat with plenty of fresh food, it gets kitty some exercise and reduces the potential sources of bird droppings on your freshly buffed car.

    Can I patent this, or does Bill Gates already own it?

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    TLR

    A man no more knows his destiny than a tea leaf knows the history of the East India Company
  185. Open Source ROCKS? by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

    The problem with open source rocks is that you have to pretty good with a chisel to do much modding. I haven't seen someone REALLY at rock modding for several hundred years, and I'm pretty sure they worked on commission.

  186. Can you say OVER KILL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's over-kill. All you need is a simple timer device.

  187. Crazy Hacks by uh1763 · · Score: 1

    Shameless plug: http://www.crazy-hacks.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ho w_I_Feed_My_Cats_with_Linux. For more crazy projects, you can visit the Crazy Hacks wiki.

  188. Straight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do any straight men own cats?

  189. Congratulations. by aug24 · · Score: 1

    That's the best worst joke I've ever seen on Slashdot. Moderators look and learn!

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  190. Get a life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's no wonder slashdotters don't get laid.

  191. Survival instinct by bombadillo · · Score: 1

    A better thing to do is alway's leave the food dish out from the start when they are kittens. The cats learn to regulate their eating. They only gorge themselves when you take away their dishes. I know that this approach works with Cats as it works with my cats and the cats my wife had when she was younger. I grew up with Dogs and always heard that Dog's will gorge them selves. However, now that I have learned that cats only gorge themselves when the food is taken away I am wondering if this would also work for dogs.

  192. Autopetfeeder by sjwoo · · Score: 1

    We've been using this for years:

    http://www.autopetfeeder.com/p_feeder.asp

    Not a DIY, but hey, it works like a charm, and the cats love it.

    -SJW

  193. figures... by thebuck · · Score: 1

    this is the only way a slashdot reader could get pussy

    1. Re:figures... by thebuck · · Score: 1

      whoops, somebody already said this, maybe I should read some of the comments first.

  194. Padding his resume... by Oy+Vey · · Score: 1

    Assuming the cats are neutered, it would read something like: "Linux administrator with experience in remote maintainance of Eunuchs systems"

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  195. All your... by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1

    All your bass are belong to us?

    =)

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  196. not slashdotted yet? by clayasaurus · · Score: 1

    i am surprised his cat feeder isn't slashdotted yet

  197. Played! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on! A basic stamp? And needs to be serialed to the PC to run? Mine links through TCP/IP and has temperature regulated water, liquid level sensing, and dietary monitoring software!
    CAT JUSTICE

  198. yummy fish... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a penguin feeder to me!

    Ahhh... Tux living the life of luxury, with his Linux boxen satisfying his every whim... erp- now they're forming a rebellion...

  199. slash-fattening by mahju · · Score: 1

    According to the site (which has been up for about a month):

    Cotton and Tulip have been fed 7356 times

    I take it we can add an obiese cat to the negative effect of /.

  200. Cats are resourceful by Baikala · · Score: 1
    If the cat can come out the house is very unlikely for it to die in just a week left alone. Do you know how many sources of food are available for a cat in a regular neighborhood? Not to mention little birds and rodents.

    My sister leaves her cat alone for three or four days once in a while (with plenty food and water). Never the less she always found feathers and other bird remains in her service room when she returns. One time her cat got into the living room with a chicken leg in his mouth... a raw and partially frozen chicken leg, probably taken from a neighbor kitchen.

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  201. 'yummy fish' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like cats aren't the only ones happy using it.

  202. oh yeah? by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    what about Stone Henge?

    sorry, GNU/Stone Henge.

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  203. KABOOM! by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    From the link:

    Linux Journal Is Currently Unavailable Due to a DDoS Attack
    Sorry for any inconvenience.

  204. DR. Seuss The fish feeder by not-real-sure · · Score: 1

    1 fish 2 fish Red fish Blue Fish. A couple of LED's and we got us a party.

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  205. DriveMeInsane by Plazzma · · Score: 1

    This reminds of http://www.drivemeinsane.com