Quickest hang up yet. Felt kinda sorry for the poor woman reading the script but if you're gonna work for 'Evil Inc.' then that's what you get.
I don't feel sorry for them at all. They are lying scumbags who deserve whatever we do to them. They usually hang up very quickly when I say "You should have your lips sewed to a cow's arse so they can shit down your neck three times a day, you maggot."
When they came to the counter to make their purchase, I grabbed the little shit by his shirt.
So let me get this straight. Your shop is going down the drain. Less and less people are going there. It's so bad you can't afford clothes for your children.
So someone comes into your store to buy something, even though you don't have much in your store that's very popular now, and instead of taking his money, you abuse him and send him and his money (and his friend's money) down the road to another store.
Did you ever stop to think that there might be a better way?
I can't believe I accidentally answered two MATH problems correctly! I was preparing myself for the disappointment of getting a few VERBAL questions wrong, er, I mean correct, but MATH?!...How? Sabotage!;-)
So he tried to be a failure and failed at that. How pathetic!
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I don't feel sorry for them at all. They are lying scumbags who deserve whatever we do to them. They usually hang up very quickly when I say "You should have your lips sewed to a cow's arse so they can shit down your neck three times a day, you maggot."
So let me get this straight. Your shop is going down the drain. Less and less people are going there. It's so bad you can't afford clothes for your children.
So someone comes into your store to buy something, even though you don't have much in your store that's very popular now, and instead of taking his money, you abuse him and send him and his money (and his friend's money) down the road to another store.
Did you ever stop to think that there might be a better way?
I can't believe I accidentally answered two MATH problems correctly! I was preparing myself for the disappointment of getting a few VERBAL questions wrong, er, I mean correct, but MATH?!...How? Sabotage! ;-)
So he tried to be a failure and failed at that. How pathetic!
I'm going now.