Internal use ONLY Office BP response to “BP Caught Photoshopping Disaster Response Photos”
Without checking facts the “reporter” from the American blog is lying. We would like to refute all claims that the picture was Photoshopped ®.
Thank you, BP CEO Tony B
PS While we intended to Photoshop ® the picture the DL manager opened and tried to update Photoshop, Flash and Reader and took our internet access away. Then with no access to the internet to get the latest patch for Photoshop®, we called the helpdesk. A person from IT came to our rescue. He has long grey hair in a ponytail, you may know him. He told us about a program called gimp 2.6.10. Since he had internet on his PC and we were able to “alter” the image to benefit us, leak it to the press and the blog and then claim we knew nothing about it.
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Office BP response to “BP Caught Photoshopping Disaster Response Photos”
Without checking facts the “reporter” from the American blog is lying. We would like to refute all claims that the picture was Photoshopped ®.
Thank you,
BP CEO
Tony B
PS
While we intended to Photoshop ® the picture the DL manager opened and tried to update Photoshop, Flash and Reader and took our internet access away. Then with no access to the internet to get the latest patch for Photoshop®, we called the helpdesk. A person from IT came to our rescue. He has long grey hair in a ponytail, you may know him. He told us about a program called gimp 2.6.10. Since he had internet on his PC and we were able to “alter” the image to benefit us, leak it to the press and the blog and then claim we knew nothing about it.
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