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  1. Re:There must be some industry protections on Telecom Immunity Showdown in the Senate Today · · Score: 1

    Think about what would happen if AT&T, Verizon and South Central Bell all went bankrupt at once. Think about the stock market. Think about the mutual funds which presently hold telecom stock and all the pension funds and non-profit endowments that are currently invested in them. Think about trying to get a job in the tech sector when you're competing with all the unemployed telecom workers. Think about broadband deployment in unserved areas for sure.
    I'm sure they'll all continue to operate perfectly well indefinitely, under receivership.
  2. Re:There's a sting about to happen on RIAA Backs Down On "Unlicensed Investigator" · · Score: 1
    Then you're in a rare position to do something about this. Using the formula now:
    1. Get hired by MAFIAA to look for teh evil pie-rates
    2. Hand over a list of the IP addresses of a bunch of US Senators, Representatives, MAFIAA member companies' executives, other very rich and/or powerful people
    3. ??? *
    4. Profit! Er, Justice!
    * stands for "MAFIAA gets massively ass-reamed from 354 directions at once"
  3. Re:Surprisingly common on The 5 Users You'd Meet in Hell · · Score: 1

    A user wanted to use a camera with our software, but said it wasn't showing up as an option. I asked her if the camera was plugged in; she said no, but said "that shouldn't matter"...
    Possibly thought you meant "plugged in" in the same sense that her lamp is "plugged in" -- to a power outlet?
  4. Re:Surprisingly common on The 5 Users You'd Meet in Hell · · Score: 1

    You joke, but pretty much anyone who has ever done usability testing on modern computer systems has run into difficulty with right and left mouse buttons. It is the single, number one, most common usability problem.
    Should be "indication that people, in general, are stupid".

    Honestly, what?? Isn't this the kind of thing your friend shows you in the first minute after you start "driving"?
  5. Re:Read between the lines on ISP Inserting Content Into Users' Webpages · · Score: 1

    Helps to have some context. "Trying different things" was originally followed by "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

  6. Re:Programming heroics. on The 305 RAMAC — First Commercial Hard Drive · · Score: 2, Funny
  7. Re:Best quote ever! on NASA Snaps Mysterious "Night-Shining" Clouds · · Score: 4, Funny

    exactly how it all works
    You don't need to know the exact capillary constriction/dilation response curve under all types of trauma to know that it's probably best not to whack yourself in the head with an axe handle.
  8. Re:Still in use on Commodore 64 Still Beloved After All These Years · · Score: 1

    The mini-storage facility I rent from is still using an Apple II (er, sorry, "Apple ][") for all its info-tech needs, plainly visible from the counter. I get letters from them every now and then, and they're always in 9-pin dot matrix on tractor paper. Bless their retro hearts!

  9. Re:Who will pay the ultimate price? on Chinese Moon Photo Doctored, Crater Moved · · Score: 1
  10. Obvious solution: on Unmanned Aircraft Will Test Air Traffic Control · · Score: 1
  11. Re:What about personal things on Large Tech Companies Moving Beyond the Cubicle · · Score: 1

    All quietly plotting the slow, horrible death of the grandparent poster, no doubt.

  12. Re:no surprises here then... on DoJ Sides With RIAA On Damages · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well then, the solution should be obvious:
    1. Incorporate
    2. Do everything under the aegis of your personal corporation
    3. Get off scott-free for anything you do
    4. Profit! Er, I mean, chaos!
  13. Re:Generalization of honeypots on Spam Trap Claims 10x-100x Accuracy Gain · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone may legitimately be trying various mailboxes manually with a telnet session because they forgot the exact name.
    Really? Come on. Really??
  14. Can I make a request? on Xbox Live Fall Update Drops Tomorrow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That we all institute a moratorium on saying that such-and-such drops, with the intent to mean debuts?

  15. Re:Environmentalists will shut this down on Helium Leads to Geothermal Energy Resources · · Score: 1

    For some people, confirmation bias is a way of life.

  16. Re:People, just relax on When Did Star Wars Jump the Shark? · · Score: 1

    a light English accent fits very well in all kinds of situations without drawing attention to any specific time period or place
    You do realize that "fits" here implies a judgment call? And that your judgment is not a universal absolute?

    It wasn't supposed to be a comedy, and didn't really need comic relief.
    Comedies don't need comic relief. Duh. Dramas, on the other hand...

    Obviously they aren't simply made of light. I don't know if you noticed but uncontrolled photons don't tend to stand still for very long.
    Without getting into a giant geek-fight over fictional technology, let's just say you're imposing several assumtions on these things. And that they're called *light* *sabers*.

    People expect a certain kind of movement from a sword, not least because of how the original movies were shot with the actors holding something with actual weight.
    You are asserting that the actors were holding just a handle for those fights? That would be a far more impressive bit of acting.

    he represented the same sort of calm, peaceful character as the others
    You may be confusing aged wisdom with Jedihood.

    I was trying to be nice.
    You were doing no such thing. You were jumping on the "George Lucas is an idiot and I'm a hundred times smarter" bandwagon. Don't get mad at me just because I happened to be the one to call you on it.

    And as for the tone of my post, it was indeed intended to be acerbic.
  17. Re:Small change on The 110 Million Dollar Button · · Score: 1

    Has anyone here ever used the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
    Every single day. Several times.

    Works pretty well as a "get me to this page I was at the other day but can't remember the URL of, but can remember a few prominent words from" button.
  18. Re:Fuggin chlamydians on When Did Star Wars Jump the Shark? · · Score: 1

    Nobody has to ask how Merlin's magic or Gandalf's magic works. It's magic, fercryinoutloud! Similarly, there's no need to explain how the Force works. It's the Force fercryinoutloud!
    ...quoth the science fiction fan.
  19. Re:People, just relax on When Did Star Wars Jump the Shark? · · Score: 1

    GL wanted to cast an actor with a used-car-salesman slick-talking "Brooklyn accent" as the voice of C-3PO, instead of the smooth English accent of Anthony Daniels. Just think about how awful that movie would have been if such a recognizable modern-day accent were thrust into every other scene
    Right, because the English died out centuries ago.

    characters saying completely idiot non-fitting dialog like the modern-day-talking announcer at the pod race who says, "Ooooh, that had to hurt!" and the robot captain who looks confused and says, "Does not compute!"
    The concept is called "comedy relief". Without it, you have a monotone film.

    people waving lightsabers around with no sense of weight or momentum
    Exactly how much does a blade made of light weigh?

    completely going against the calm, self-assured presence created by Alec Guinness and other Jedi masters from the original trilogy
    "Masters"? I think you mean "master". The only other one was Yoda. A sample size of two makes for pretty poor predictive value.

    I'm so glad you enjoyed it, as many others have. But it was quite awful
    Translation: "I'm better than all of you because I consider something you liked not good enough for me."
  20. Re:In Jedi on When Did Star Wars Jump the Shark? · · Score: 1

    Oh well, so much for something being an indicator instead of a cause. Yeah, midichlorians were definitely the jump the shark moment.
    I don't understand this attitude. Why is it better for a science fiction movie to rely on fantasy elements than fictional science? You would prefer that there were simply magic in the Star Wars universe than to find out scientific principles were at work?

    The hell??
  21. Re:Sorry to disagree. on When Did Star Wars Jump the Shark? · · Score: 1

    Why do Stormtroopers wear armor if it cannot help the occupant survive
    Because attackers that seem to be faceless drones are more terrifying than regular people?

    Because SAG rules say you get a higher scale when your face is shown onscreen than when it isn't?
  22. Re:Any hope? on California Sues E-Voting Vendor ES&S · · Score: 1

    You'll have to forgive our desperate, gun-shy search for an alternative to paper ballots; you see, back in 2000, we had this problem with them, and, well, we wound up kinda screwed...

  23. Re:Bad Yahoo, good AT&T on Congressional Commitee Rips Yahoo Execs · · Score: 1

    Right, so Yahoo are bad for grassing up the online activities of a Chinese dissident to their government, but AT&T are good for spying on Americans for their government.
    It may interest you to know that there are differing factions within the US. On of those factions condemn both Yahoo! and AT&T.

    P.S. "Grassing up"??
  24. Re:They do the same with a dog.. on Robot Becomes One of the Kids · · Score: 1

    Or, possibly, wrong parent.

  25. Re:Next step on DIY CPU Demo'd Running Minix · · Score: 1

    No, no, no. This already is a Beowulf cluster. Of 74-series ICs.