User: r_glen

Good.

On: RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader

Let the prejudice complaints start rolling in...

Re:As a guy...

On: RIAA Parses 'P2P' As 'Peer 2 Porn'

He was obviously looking for music videos of the Cherry Poppin' Daddies

Score: -1, Inappropriate

Damn

On: Camera Watch: Links to Public Webcams

0 to /. in 8 minutes.

Voluntary deletion

On: RIAA Offers Amnesty to File Sharers

From the article: "The RIAA will not pursue legal action if infringers delete all unauthorized music files from their computers."

So their new plan is to make people "promise" to delete all of their questionable files voluntarily?
God, where was this tactic when my mom discovered my 7th-grade porn stash, huh?!

Dumb idea

On: RIAA Offers Amnesty to File Sharers

Just because the RIAA promises not to sue you doesn't mean others (like the actual copyright holder?) can't.
Besides, where's the motivation for those who have stopped sharing and haven't been subpoenaed?

What's next? Who needs police with this new crime honor-system?!

great role models

On: VideoNOW PVD Reverse Engineering

"Okay Johnny, see how daddy bypasses the cryptography algorithm on this special "Sing Along Volume 5" disc? This is what us grownups call 're-verse engine-neering'" ... "But Daddy, why are you wearing an orange suit and sitting behind that glass?"

61%? I know why it didn't work...

On: Facial Recognition Fails in Boston, Too

The problem is NOT that the technology isn't there yet. Sloppy coding is to blame.
I've taken the libery of fixing it. Now we can finally replace those hard-working security screeners:

BOOL IsLikelyTerrorist (PASSENGER_INFO *passenger)
{
if (( passenger->skin_color != RGB(255,255,255) ) && ( strlen(passenger->name) > 30 ))
return TRUE;
else
return FALSE;
}

No thanks needed; I'm just glad I could help my country.