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  1. Adobe is getting left behind? Seriously? on How Adobe Flash Lost Its Way · · Score: 1

    Oh no!! Flash is getting kicked to the curb. What will they ever do?

  2. Re:Coke did this on Wells Fargo Bank Sues Itself · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Woosh!

  3. Too clean on Data Center Overload · · Score: 1

    Those data centers are too organized. I prefer mine to like this: http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/01/cable_mess.jpg

  4. Re:Ok... on When Your Backhoe Cuts "Black" Fiber · · Score: 5, Funny

    So who you supposed to notify when you dig? You're not. That's the secret part of it.

    If the fiber is secret, nobody's going to tell you where it's at, and nobody's going to 'fess up about the ownership of said fiber. Correct, that's why the serious men who pull up to the site and get busy fixing it don't tell you who they are.

    And who do you make the check out to when you do cut it? The serious men will not ask for payment

    Or would a 'Hey, how the hell can we know when we cut a top secret fiber? Rule #1 of accidentally cutting "black" fiber: Do not talk smack to the serious men.

    How we supposed to know it's there if it's top secret and we don't have clearance??? See Rule #1.

    defense work in court when the other guy's lawyers come at you for damages?There will be nothing to go to court about.

  5. How about on DIY Google Street View Project? · · Score: 2

    Enjoying your visit and take pictures of interesting things along the way. Trust me, those will boring enough to everyone else who wasn't there with you.

  6. Re:Message to Virginia Fusion Center, from Anonymo on Slashdot Mentioned In Virginia Terrorism Report · · Score: 1

    Do your contacts know how is babby formed and how girl get pregnant?

  7. I say, on UK Gov't May Track All Facebook Traffic · · Score: 2, Funny

    It appears Reginald Thornwallop hurled a goat at young master Convington. Alert the Queen at once!

  8. Re:You mean like last year's Nokia Morph concept? on Intel Envisions Shape-Shifting Smartphones · · Score: 1

    While watching that video I kept thinking that the evil race car drivers from the Ah-ha's "Take on Me" music video were gonna creep up behind the woman and whack her on the head with a wrench and steal her Morph-a-phone.

  9. Just for the Record on The Hard Upgrade Path From XP To Vista To Win 7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I still say Linux has unknown issues.

  10. Re:it figures, on Woman Claims Ubuntu Kept Her From Online Classes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or Forrest Gump's line: Lieutenant Dannnn! Ice Cream!

  11. Oh Yeah? Well..... on AMD Plans 1,000-GPU Supercomputer For Games, Cloud · · Score: 5, Funny

    Intel Plans 2,000-GPU Supercomputer For Games, Lightning

  12. Phishing is Minimum Wage? on Phishing Is a Minimum-Wage Job · · Score: 1

    Trey Anastasio seems to have made a pretty good living at it.

  13. Re:Suicide? Really? on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 1

    That's it! The Zunes must have been drinking antifreeze or potassium chloride.

  14. Suicide? Really? on Microsoft Zunes Committing Mass Suicide · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So when my insides stop working correctly and I die that will be considered suicide?

  15. Re:Finally.. on Researchers Create Graphite Memory 10 Atoms Thick · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah but you can only do that 8 times. Pfft some technology!

  16. Re:I have a bad feeling about this on 30 Minutes of Frank Miller's The Spirit Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do you hate Life Day?

  17. Re:The Greenest Solution on Portable Solar Power For Portable Hardware? · · Score: 1

    Good point. My post was more of a light-hearted jab directed toward the Crackberry addicts.

  18. Don't Blame Me on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    I voted for Kodos.

  19. The Greenest Solution on Portable Solar Power For Portable Hardware? · · Score: 1

    Just get rid of your portable devices.

  20. Re:Sad Really on Anonymous Anger Rampant On the Web · · Score: 1

    Shut your pie-hole poindexter!

  21. Why? on Space Litter To Hit Earth Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Why did they jettison it toward Earth and not into outer space!?

  22. Re:Story on Distributed.net Finds Optimal 25-Mark Golomb Ruler · · Score: 5, Funny

    A forum!? You can take your fancy Web 2.0 "community" fad elsewhere. We've got Golomb rulers to discuss here!

  23. I hearby declare! on Microsoft Calls Today Global Anti-Piracy Day · · Score: 2, Funny

    I call today "Tuesday"

  24. Let's get this out of the way on Ballmer Admits Google Apps Are Biting Into MS Office · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ballmer...adds, "Google has the lead, but, if we're good at advertising, we'll compete with them in the consumer business."

    He then started yelling "Developers, developers, developers!" Then he threw a chair.

  25. Re:And this ... on Flash Cookies, a Little-Known Privacy Threat · · Score: 2, Insightful