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Space Litter To Hit Earth Tomorrow

A refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia, tossed from the international space station last year, is expected to hit earth tomorrow afternoon or evening. The 1,400-pound object was deliberately jettisoned — by hand — from the ISS's robot arm in July 2007. Since the time of re-entry is uncertain, so is the location. "NASA expects up to 15 pieces of the tank to survive the searing hot temperatures of re-entry, ranging in size from about 1.4 ounces (40 grams) to nearly 40 pounds (17.5 kilograms). ... [T]he largest pieces could slam into the Earth's surface at about 100 mph (161 kph). ...'If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it,' [a NASA spokesman] said."

443 comments

  1. Cloudy by DeadPixels · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a chance of toxic ammonia-coated metal chunks?

    1. Re:Cloudy by felipekk · · Score: 1

      17 kg at 160 kph could hit the earth anywhere?

      What if it hits SOMETHING, like a car in the highway or an airplane?

    2. Re:Cloudy by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      Space trash wins. Next question.

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    3. Re:Cloudy by aliquis · · Score: 1

      YOU, traveling in a 2000 kg car at 90 km/h, what if you hit someone?

      It's all a balance of the risk, the possible consequences and the benefits.

      Also the chances of it dropping into the car or airplane of the guy in charge at NASA? Rather slim ;D

    4. Re:Cloudy by felipekk · · Score: 1

      The difference is that I am in control of the car (most of the time, anyway).

      Who's controlling the direction of that debris?

    5. Re:Cloudy by apparently · · Score: 1, Troll

      YOU, traveling in a 2000 kg car at 90 km/h, what if you hit someone?

      Right, because there's no difference between a car being *driven* on a designated roadway, and debris uncontrollably headed in an unknown direction. Your critical-thinking skills are...lacking.

    6. Re:Cloudy by Andr+T. · · Score: 1
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    7. Re:Cloudy by Suzuran · · Score: 5, Funny

      Newton.

    8. Re:Cloudy by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      17 kg at 160 kph could hit the earth anywhere?
      What if it hits SOMETHING, like a car in the highway or an airplane?

      A Boeing 747 with mass 340,000 kg takes off from JFK airport at 3:00 pm and heads towards Los Angeles at a cruising speed of 800 kph. A refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia with mass 17 kg jettisoned from the ISS 560 days prior is about to achieve re-entry at 160 kph. Where and when will they meet?

      I hate these stupid questions.

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    9. Re:Cloudy by wellingj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Given the distribution of objects and people near or on any road, compared with the probability that the asteroid hits any where near a population of meaningful size to even have a tiny chance of hitting a person, I'd say you have a better chance of hitting some one with your car than some one being hit by this chunk falling from space.

    10. Re:Cloudy by PaKL · · Score: 1
      The next question in my mind is: What do they do with this stuff on the Space Station?

      Whats it use for up there? Cleaning windows? (not Windows :P)

    11. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      He'll aim it at Sarah Palin. That's what she gets for not believing in gravity.

    12. Re:Cloudy by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      This sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY at The Coliseum!

    13. Re:Cloudy by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The ammonia could probably be waste from reclamation of water from urine.

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    14. Re:Cloudy by binarylarry · · Score: 4, Funny

      So NASA is raining down piss waste on us all.

      Yep, sounds like the government at work all right.

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    15. Re:Cloudy by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      the Ammonia should be burnt off pretty well by the time it gets here.

    16. Re:Cloudy by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

      To be honest, my daughter thought I was crazy...

      In her algebra class, she got the "Train Question"! I was so excited!

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    17. Re:Cloudy by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to the tens (hundred?) of thousands (?) who die in traffic each year.

    18. Re:Cloudy by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The chances of me dying from one drivers driving each day is probably similar to that of said debris. More control yes but also more likely to be in an area where I happen to be (in a city among the streets.)

      But most people drive many times per year, and there are lot of drivers, why worry about random piece of space junk hitting earth? The likehood of that affecting me is virtually zero. People take much bigger risks than that each and every day, which was my point.

      Sure it may be neglectful of Nasa to just throw it out there, but people do things which have a much bigger chance of having an impact on me or whoever every day and in most cases no-one cares.

    19. Re:Cloudy by hbp4c · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The Early Ammonia Servicer (EAS) is a very large, 1400 pound tank of ammonia that was used to cool electronics on the International Space Station (ISS). When a permanent cooling system was installed, the EAS was thrown overboard by spacewalking astronaut Clayton Anderson on July 23, 2007. NASA does not normally dispose of debris by throwing it overboard. The risk of collision with the International Space Station or another satellite does not justify the ease of disposing of debris this way. In the case of the Early Ammonia Servicer, it was too heavy and dangerous (because of the ammonia) to return to Earth in the Space Shuttle, and throwing it overboard was the only option. The EAS has been in a slowly decaying orbit since then." - blatantly copied from an email I received earlier today on this subject.

    20. Re:Cloudy by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Informative

      TFA answers your question. The station has, or had, an ammonia refrigeration system. This tank contained the refrigerant reserve for that.

    21. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then something dies. But seriously, do you know what the chances of that are? Hint: find me one instance *ever* of someone getting hit by a meteor. The closest that exists is a car one time, ever.

      Yes it could happen, but the chances are negligible. My car could blow up when I turn it on tomorrow too, but I'll still do it.

    22. Re:Cloudy by DanielLC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The difference is that I am in control of the car (most of the time, anyway).

      The other difference is that you're on a road full of other cars. The Earth has an area of 510,072,000 km^2. There is a human population of about 6,700,000,000. That's about 13 people every square kilometer, or one person ever 76000 square meters. NASA does much more damage than this is expected to do just by wasting money. If you don't think that kills anyone, I'd like to point out that there's a strong correlation between lifespan and income.

    23. Re:Cloudy by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why worry about random piece of space junk hitting earth? The likehood of that affecting me is virtually zero. People take much bigger risks than that each and every day, which was my point.

      There's an old saying that no matter how good a driver you are, you have to worry about all the other idiots on the road. However you still have some degree of control; I can to a certain extent spot crap drivers and give them a wide berth, or be mentally prepared for their craptitude which can shave a litle off the reaction time when I need to take evasive action.

      If a lump of random spacecrap is going to land on you, it's going to land on you. There's sod all you can do about it. I doubt the prediction is timely and accurate enough that you could get the heck away or shelter in a basement when it hits.

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    24. Re:Cloudy by narcberry · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's the same reason I don't care what's behind my target when I go shooting.

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    25. Re:Cloudy by alxkit · · Score: 0

      must... resist... eating... yellow... ice

    26. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the same reason I don't care what's behind my target when I go shooting.

      I do. No sense in wasting bullets if I can get two for one.

    27. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really off-topic now so I go AC, still aliquis here though:

      I wish I kicked more cars (as in any cars...) when I ride my bike once they decide to not stop at a bicycle/pedestrian crossing or take a right turn in a crossing with signals not looking if there are some cyclists crossing to.

      Fuck them, playing with my and others lives, hate cars.

      Usually old people / people from outside the city.. Or well, at least in this small one, over in Malmoe and Stockholm everyone seem to drive like morons but I guess the traffics makes it so you have to drive rather aggresive, and they probably stay focused while doing it. I hope :D

    28. Re:Cloudy by digitalgiblet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Basically the NASA equivalent of driving down the highway, peeing in a can and throwing it out the window...

    29. Re:Cloudy by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not gravity; it's Intelligent Falling. Science can try to explain, but if science is real, then why is there no fossil record for gravity?

      See, you've got no answer for that, so therefore I win.

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    30. Re:Cloudy by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Right, because there's no difference between a car being *driven* on a designated roadway

      You're right here. You are much more likely to hit something on a roadway than on some random spot on Earth. The planet is mostly water, and the small land areas are mostly unoccupied.

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    31. Re:Cloudy by Kagura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How do they jettison something in space? I understood that you can't "push" something away from you while in orbit, because it will eventually come right back to you on the other side of the orbit. Unless the ISS was boosted by the Shuttle after jettisoning the object, or something.

    32. Re:Cloudy by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that two-thirds of the planet is ocean...

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    33. Re:Cloudy by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      Not on the other side.. no.

      If you push something away on a different angle but in the same altitude, your orbits will diverge. At some point, there is a possiblity that you will slam into each other at a high angle (opposite directions would be the worst, but any angle large enough would imply a high enough speed to do some real damage).

      When you want to get rid of something - you don't just chuck it away and push off, you also slow it down so it heads into a lower orbit.

    34. Re:Cloudy by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Throwing it backwards from the direction of travel would slow it down the most, but then you would still have the jettisoned item intersect with your orbit circle at the point of jettisoning.

    35. Re:Cloudy by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

      Woosh. SOMEbody hit a nerve.

    36. Re:Cloudy by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right here. You are much more likely to hit something on a roadway than on some random spot on Earth.

      Let's say that anyone within four square meters of where this thing hits is going to be mighty unhappy. And assuming some overlap, let's say there are 10,000,000,000 square meters of "target" area. The Earth's surface area is about 511,000,000,000,000 square meters. So about 50,000 to 1 that one or more people get KOed by this thing.

      Note: chances of some silly error on my part: 50-50.

    37. Re:Cloudy by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      woosh yourself for missing the funny

    38. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a pedestrian crossing outside my building and whenever I am there no one ever stops, in fact they speed past to get to the red traffic lights. I just don't understand that, if they stop for me or go they're still going to be waiting at the red lights so what's the point in almost running me down and breaking the law? In another incident around the same area I was walking across the street and while I was in the middle of the road the lights changed from red to green (walking man was still green when I crossed), this driver in a jaguar right in front of me just put his foot down. I had to run and dive to get out of the way in time, never saw the license plate he was already too far away by the time I looked around. Fucking assholes in tin cans.

    39. Re:Cloudy by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      Well, with your driving skills I beg to differ on your argument.

    40. Re:Cloudy by Nar+Matteru · · Score: 1

      That's the same reason I don't care what's behind my target when I go shooting.

      Thats what Dick Cheney said.

    41. Re:Cloudy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      In space, no one can hear you WHOOSH.

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    42. Re:Cloudy by dlgeek · · Score: 1

      Bravo.

    43. Re:Cloudy by billcopc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, throwing it backwards would be the worst. We're talking about orbits here, so it will do a loop around the planet and smack you in the face.

      You would want to push something off to a different altitude, so that your orbits do not cross at all. In this particular case, they would have pushed it down toward Earth.

      I'm more than a little concerned about what happens if this debris falls ON something, you know, like one of the 6 billion humans that inhabit this wretched mound of dirt. I'm secretly wishing it would crash right in the middle of the pentagon (tee-hee!)... just to see what kind of bullshit terrorist propaganda they'd make up to explain it.

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    44. Re:Cloudy by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Maybe he lives in Rhode Island. I'll take my chances with that space garbage, thank you!

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    45. Re:Cloudy by billcopc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Two trains leave the station at the same time, heading in opposite directions.

      If train A is moving at 80 mph, and train B is moving at 50 mph, why the hell are you wearing that stupid looking hat ?

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    46. Re:Cloudy by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      Given the distribution of objects and people near or on any road, compared with the probability that the asteroid hits any where near a population of meaningful size to even have a tiny chance of hitting a person, I'd say you have a better chance of hitting some one with your car than some one being hit by this chunk falling from space.

      I can't prove it, but I suspect any given (typical) individual's chances of getting hit by falling space debris (man made or natural) are much less than those of said person winning the jackpot in the Mega Millions or Powerball multi-state lotteries with a single ticket, which are far less than his/her chance of getting hit by lightning, which are definitely less than his chances of getting hit by a motor vehicle.

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    47. Re:Cloudy by giantweevil · · Score: 0

      As a matter of fact, there is no WHOOSH.

      It's more of a high-frequency screaming over radio waves.

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    48. Re:Cloudy by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      That's not just piss, it's concentrated piss.

    49. Re:Cloudy by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      A Boeing 747 with mass 340,000 kg takes off from JFK airport at 3:00 pm and heads towards Los Angeles at a cruising speed of 800 kph. A refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia with mass 17 kg jettisoned from the ISS 560 days prior is about to achieve re-entry at 160 kph. Where and when will they meet?

      I hate these stupid questions.

      I suspect the tank will be almost completely empty when it hits Earth, due to major structural damage and subsequent leakage of the toxic ammonia during re-entry. Remember, as the thing heats up a lot, that ammonia is going to switch into a gaseous state, causing incredible pressure which ought to burst leaks in the tank perhaps even blowing it into smaller chunks. I haven't bothered to research how much ammonia is left in the tank. If there is a negligible amount, the above does not apply. If there is a significant amount, and the tank somehow maintains its integrity, it would almost certainly hit far faster than 160KPH due to the extra mass of the toxic chemical.

      Think: dropping a full can of soup on someone's head off a very tall building versus dropping an empty one... They might hit with the same speed in a vacuum, but the empty can will be slowed down a lot more than the full one near the surface of the Earth due to air resistance.

      The odds of you actually hitting a person you are aiming for, either way, are far better than his/her chances of getting hit by parts of the ammonia tank due to crash into the Earth in several hours, although still not very good if the building is a skyscraper.

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    50. Re:Cloudy by NemosomeN · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ammonia, in its pure, gaseous form, is used as a refrigerant. It cools much colder than freon. It's used in industry to freeze meat products, though some have gone to (less effective, but "safer") CO2, which is actually more dangerous. CO2 is less toxic, but NOBODY fails to recognize an ammonia leak.

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    51. Re:Cloudy by Darby · · Score: 1

      Ahh, the moose fucking bridge to nowhere shredded in a puddle of melting piss. It's hard to imagine a more appropriate ending for such a vile beast.

    52. Re:Cloudy by Kagura · · Score: 1

      I was replying to another poster. That still leaves the issue of the jettisoned item crossing the orbital path of the ISS. How did you jettison/get away from the item?

    53. Re:Cloudy by janrinok · · Score: 1

      Just try it, I promise that passing policemen will not stop and ticket you.

      That might be true in your country, but in many others it is illegal to ride a bicycle on the pavement (sidewalk). You MUST ride on the road. The pavement is reserved for pedestrians. A bicycle is a vehicle just like any other. That's what the road is for - it's just common courtesy! Mind you, if more car drivers were a little more considerate of other road users then there wouldn't be this problem.

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    54. Re:Cloudy by NemosomeN · · Score: 2, Informative

      If this hit close enough for the ammonia to kill you, the shrapnel would kill you anyway. Ammonia really isn't terribly dangerous. I've had anhydrous leak in my face before. Wasn't pleasant, but wasn't particularly deadly. Hell of a way to die though, I can't imagine how terrible it would hurt to be killed by shrapnel, but have to suffer in a cloud of ammonia while you die. (Ammonia dissolves readily in wounds, eyes, etc. and it burns).

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    55. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, I live in a country where riding on a sidewalk is "illegal" in many places. It's a big one, with 50 official states and a few miscellaneous territories.

      I rode on the sidewalk almost my entire life(more than 20 years) without a single ticket from passing cops. They have better shit to do than go after goddamn bike riders, in fact, they secretly thank you for staying the hell out of the way given that they're given immunity from certain inconveniences such as waiting for red lights.

      There's nothing worse than trying to make a turn without having to wait for some bike-riding douchebag who should be waiting at the crosswalk with all the sub-10 horsepower crowd.

    56. Re:Cloudy by kf6auf · · Score: 3, Informative

      IANA rocket scientist, but I am a physicist and the physics here is fairly straightforward. No matter how you throw it, if you can't throw it hard enough to enter the earth's atmosphere before it makes it to the other side of the planet, it will go back to the exact same spot you threw it from due to energy conservation. Exceptions only exist if the initial (ISS) orbit is highly elliptical (it's almost circular) so that it processes a lot or if you put a rocket on it, in which case energy conservation behaves less simply. The least energy intensive way of getting it to impact the atmosphere is to throw it backwards so that it's not going fast enough to maintain orbit at that radius and so it will fall toward the earth and hopefully impact the atmosphere. IIRC, this is called a Hohmann transfer orbit. Note that it is not possible to get a object from one circular orbit to another without not one but two impulses, which means you would need a rocket on the trash.

    57. Re:Cloudy by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Really off topic here, but it's NOT common courtesy, it's dangerous.
      On most roads with a speed limit of >20 mph (30ish KPH) it's stupid to
      ride a bike.
              Yes the law may say all sorts of things about rights of way and so on, and yes when a car comes around a curve to suddenly find a 12mph 'vehicle' in front of him and his 2ton plus vehicle, and mangles the rider he may face some serious charges. The mangled bike rider will be lucky if he lives
      let alone walks again.
          I used to live near a 45mph road with a LONG downhill slope that was fairly steep with an industrial park 1/2 mile past the bottom and no real shoulder to speak of. Yet idiot bicyclist would still ride down it, oblivious to the basic physics that says a loaded 16 wheeler CANNOT slow fast enough, or even try without serious repercussions (including possibly killing the driver).
          And most bike riders are NOT following the law with regards to proper equipment in any event (amazing how fast they say they HAVE to be on the road because of the law, yet are totally clueless about what the law requires of THEM, including pulling over and letter traffic pass if they're
      under the speed limit and have more than x vehicles behind them.
            And at least here the law may say a lot of things about where bicycles and cars and pedestrians can and can't go and how to react to each other, the FIRST law in that title says that NOTHING else in the law can require or be used an excuse to cause an accident or unsafe condition.
            So I get a bit ticked at idiots riding bikes where it's stupid and potentially force me to choose between killing them or the several people in an oncoming car and myself. guess who's gonna loose that choice (aside from me, I'll lose no matter what).
          Most drivers 'know' (yes wrongly according to the law) that bikes aren't supposed to be on the road, including the other idiot in the suv tailgating my butt, and he's more likely to kill me with his 'vehicle' than a bicycle is.

            It's not about the law or courtesy, it's about not being a Darwin award.

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    58. Re:Cloudy by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Actually, throwing it backwards would be the worst. We're talking about orbits here, so it will do a loop around the planet and smack you in the face.

      You would want to push something off to a different altitude, so that your orbits do not cross at all. In this particular case, they would have pushed it down toward Earth.

      What? No. By pushing it backwards you are slowing it down. It will then assume a lower orbit. Orbital height == orbital velocity.

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    59. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frank Zappa put it better -

      Watch out where the huskies go,
      And don't you eat the yellow snow...

    60. Re:Cloudy by rotteneffekt · · Score: 1

      1400 pounds would amount to some 600 kg not 17. No need of creating a false sensation of an ultrastrong ultralight material among eager students.

    61. Re:Cloudy by Lennie · · Score: 1

      But it's just not one thing, is it ? it's many parts of one thing. Not that it's very likely anyway.

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    62. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why aren't they making a big deal about the toxins in this and going to extraordinary lengths to shoot it down like they did their failed satellite? Is it just less toxic when it doesn't have secret technology on board?

    63. Re:Cloudy by dutchd00d · · Score: 1

      What? No. By pushing it backwards you are slowing it down. It will then assume a lower orbit. Orbital height == orbital velocity.

      It will not "assume" a lower orbit. The slower speed will make it descend and it will reach its lowest point half an orbit after you pushed it. It will then start to climb again and half an orbit later it will be back at the position where you pushed it (just not at the same time as you, which is crucial). If you want it to assume a lower orbit you need to slow it down again at its lowest point (or at any other point in its orbit really).

      (Disclaimer: I learned everything I know about orbital mechanics by playing with Orbiter. Which is awesome, by the way.)

    64. Re:Cloudy by karstux · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if the grandparent isn't (somewhat) right. By pushing it backwards, you'd lower its periapsis altitude - on the opposite side of the orbit. The apoapsis (highest altitude of the orbit) should remain unchanged, which means it will end up on the same spot (where you pushed it off) again.

      However, the duration of the orbit would be reduced, since for the most part, it has a lower altitude, hence a higher angular velocity. So although the orbits of the Pusher and the Pushed would still intersect at the Pushed's apoapsis, they wouldn't actually collide for quite some time. They won't be at the same spot at the same time.

      And even if a collision were to occur at some point, it would be mostly harmless, since the difference in velocity would be very small - the speed at which the object was initially pushed away.

      If I'm wrong with any of this, please correct me. I'm not a rocket scientist, I just like to play Orbiter from time to time. :)

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    65. Re:Cloudy by nleaf · · Score: 1

      That's just stupid. All practical experience tells me that riding on the sidewalk makes you more likely to get hit by a car, for a few simple reasons. Firstly, it drastically reduces your visibility to cars; you're much easier to notice if you're on the road. Secondly, drivers are only looking for things that move at walking speed on the sidewalks. Most drivers don't think to look for objects moving at upwards of 15 mph on the sidewalks.

    66. Re:Cloudy by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      It could also fall into the ocean you know. 70% water and all.

    67. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Germany, when you got a license (car) and get caught doing unlawful things on your bicycle, you can lose your license. Caught drunk on your bike, you'll lose your license. Doesn't matter where you rode it, road or sidewalk.

    68. Re:Cloudy by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Actually, in a lot of the world, roads were made for horses and they haven't changed much since. Not fun to drive round those at all.

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    69. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would appear that NASA is trying to re-discover physics...

    70. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big words does not a good comeback make.

    71. Re:Cloudy by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Oh dear. Take a course in Newtonian mechanics, will you, before you post any more of this stuff? Things orbiting the earth are falling. Chucking something off the ISS in the opposite direction to your direction of travel will just change its orbital height very slightly. Try throwing something up in the air. Does it hit you on the head a few seconds later? It's just the same in space, it's just that you also happen to be moving sideways very quickly.

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    72. Re:Cloudy by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      The risk of collision with the International Space Station or another satellite

      How about the risk of collision with a city? It's too dangerous to take it down on the space shuttle so we'll just toss half a metric ton of steel and ammonia at random at the earth's surface and cross our fingers. Right. Can you imagine the PR disaster if somebody gets killed? Let alone somebody in China or Iran..

    73. Re:Cloudy by Curtman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm secretly wishing it would crash right in the middle of the pentagon (tee-hee!)

      Easy now. Two countries have been destroyed in response to the last attempt.

    74. Re:Cloudy by Teancum · · Score: 3, Informative

      The answer to this has to do more with what the rest of the ISS is doing than the little piece of trash that you are throwing "overboard".

      You are completely correct that anything you toss out will eventually come back and hit you no matter how hard you throw it. Well, that is if that is the only thing you have tossed and in a completely pure mathematical sense.

      At the ISS altitude you are still somewhat inside the Earth's atmosphere anyway, so everything has a bit of atmospheric drag to it. Yeah, it is so little "atmosphere" that it might as well be the best vacuum you can find on any ground-based laboratory, but getting pelted by air molecules still eventually slow down spacecraft, including the ISS. That is also the reason why this tank is even in the news at all right now.

      The ISS has to use thrusters and "boosts" from the shuttle visits to raise the altitude of the station periodically. As soon as this happens, the station is in a completely different orbit from the trash, which can then take its sweet time to crash to the Earth eventually.

      Both Skylab and MIR suffered the ultimate consequences of what would happen if you didn't perform this periodic boosting... and ultimately came crashing to the Earth. The ISS is large enough that, at least from what I understand, the partner agencies don't ever want to see that happen.

    75. Re:Cloudy by Authoritative+Douche · · Score: 1

      Erm...Trickle Down..oh nevermind :-)

    76. Re:Cloudy by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      You are correct, the new orbit would be eliptical in an arbitrary system. However, due to the Earth's atmosphere, there is the most drag at the lowest point of an orbit in LEO, and object tend to round out their orbits near the low point. Then they fall to Earth when most of their orbit is within the atmosphere.

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    77. Re:Cloudy by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      You are not accounting for the atmosphere's effect on objects in LEO. Please see my response to sister post.

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    78. Re:Cloudy by NotmyNick · · Score: 1

      There's an old saying that no matter how good a driver you are, you have to worry about all the other idiots on the road. However you still have some degree of control; I can to a certain extent spot crap drivers and give them a wide berth, or be mentally prepared for their craptitude which can shave a litle off the reaction time when I need to take evasive action.

      Weren't we talking about space debris?

      If a lump of random spacecrap is going to land on you, it's going to land on you. There's sod all you can do about it. I doubt the prediction is timely and accurate enough that you could get the heck away or shelter in a basement when it hits.

      Oh yeah, we were.

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    79. Re:Cloudy by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      If you throw it backwards, you don't make it go at the same speed but in the negative direction. It just goes at a slower speed in the positive direction so it follows you around.

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    80. Re:Cloudy by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      don't ever want to see that happen

      But if it has to be scrapped, what then? Chop it up and bring it back down? Let the cookie crumble and let the chips fall where they may? Boost it into the sun?

      Every large space object needs to be designed with parachutes or whatever aerodynamics it takes to bring them home with enough predictability for us to get out of the way.

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    81. Re:Cloudy by DanielLC · · Score: 1

      510,072,000 km^2 is including the ocean.

    82. Re:Cloudy by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      OK.

      You got in the car knowing the risks. You're dead now.

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    83. Re:Cloudy by hey! · · Score: 1

      I should make an important point here, which is the difference between how a statistical event looks from an individual perspective and how it appears from a public perspective.

      Let's suppose that the piece of junk has an injury radius of 50m, or 8000 sq m. There's 510 million sq m of surface area on the earth, so the chance that it will fall within 50m of me is 8,000::510,000,000 or 1 in 63,750. You're roughly 10x as likely to die in a car accident in any give year. That actually is much closer to significant than I thought it might be before I did the calculation. We do take steps to alter our risks of vehicular death: we use seat belts,we drive cautiously etc. But we don't take further steps, like installing a racing seat with a five point harness. Arguably, then, further marginal reductions in our death risk are not that meaningful to us, and we would very likely do nothing to reduce a risk that is already 1/10 as great as the point of diminishing returns for car risk.

      On the other hand, let's consider any single 50m circle on the Earth. How many people are in that 8000 sq m circle? Well, there are currently 6.7 billion people spread out over 510,000,000 sq km. That is roughly 13 people per km, or 0.000013 persons per meter, so on average 1/10 of a person will be in the injury radius.

      That's enough that anybody who is responsible for de-orbiting something with that kind of potential for injury would be very concerned. If I handed you a gun, assured you that there was only a 10% chance it was loaded and that the ammunition was small enough in any case that anybody you managed to shoot would probably recover, you'd still be reluctant to point it at somebody and pull the trigger. That's because you can see the person; you've picked them out.

      Is that morally worse than de-orbiting a piece of space junk where the net probabilities of injuring or killing were the same? I actually think it is, but the argument is subtle. It's still a very serious think to do if you are responsible for the results.

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    84. Re:Cloudy by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Say what? I may be ok of buying that random junk may kill people over a 8000 sq m area, though not very likely since the pieces of junks actually hitting the ground is probably very limited, if any, and will probably cover say up to 20 sq m or something at most but anyway.

      But there is no chance in hell that one single piece of them would whipe you out if it hit 50 meters from you, how can you belive that?! Even in a worst case scenario where it's 18 kg hitting at 160 km/h I guess that would end up with a "splash" or "thud" and not a "kablam!"

      I think the risk of dying from it unless you get any piece of it in your head is rather limited ...

      Considering you risk it 10 times more in your calculations just because people are to lazy to walk / take the bike / public transport (accidents can happen there to though) vs trying to somehow get rid of a huge fucking tank on a space station I guess the later is still more acceptable :D

      But anyway, Nasa probably don't give a shit, it was easier to throw it away than to transport it back, so they did it. Simple :)

    85. Re:Cloudy by hey! · · Score: 1

      Well, I chose 50m of injury (not "wipe out" as you suggest -- I deliberately stipulated "injury") as a round number. You could go with 10m if you like, and we'd be talking 1/250 -- still a significant chance.

      There's lots of situations where something 40lb object hitting the ground at 100mph would endanger people in more than 314 sq m. For example, if it doesn't come straight down, it could tumble along the ground at a considerable distance, or ricochet. If it fell in a densely populated area, the numbers could be much, much higher in any number of ways. This asymmetry should be taken into account if you are seriously interested in a precise estimate of risk. In the right circumstances, an object like this could kill scores of people -- not necessarily just those who are directly struck by debris.

      In any case, you're missing my point. My point is what is reasonable for an individual to ignore as a negligible risk is not a negligible risk for somebody.

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    86. Re:Cloudy by dwye · · Score: 1

      > CO2 is less toxic, but NOBODY fails to recognize an ammonia leak.

      Just put in the CO2 what they put in ethane (aka, natural gas) or propane to give them a detectable odor.

    87. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ammonia is not toxic. Look it up in a hasmat list. It is considered corrosive but not toxic. Your body produces ammonia so it is silly to consider it toxic. Yes, enough concentrated ammonia is dangerous but you can also die from too much water or oxygen.

    88. Re:Cloudy by Aragorn379 · · Score: 1

      Let's suppose that the piece of junk has an injury radius of 50m, or 8000 sq m. There's 510 million sq m of surface area on the earth, so the chance that it will fall within 50m of me is 8,000::510,000,000 or 1 in 63,750. You're roughly 10x as likely to die in a car accident in any give year. That actually is much closer to significant than I thought it might be before I did the calculation. We do take steps to alter our risks of vehicular death: we use seat belts,we drive cautiously etc. But we don't take further steps, like installing a racing seat with a five point harness. Arguably, then, further marginal reductions in our death risk are not that meaningful to us, and we would very likely do nothing to reduce a risk that is already 1/10 as great as the point of diminishing returns for car risk.

      Actually, it is much closer to significant than you thought because you made an error in the calculation. There's 510 million sq km of surface area on the earth, so the chance that it will fall within 50m of me is 8,000::510,000,000,000,000 or 1 in 63,750,000,000. You're roughly 10,000,000x as likely to die in a car accident in any give year.

      Your calculations further down seem to have done the calculation correctly

    89. Re:Cloudy by nrlightfoot · · Score: 1

      I'm sure if this hits someone NASA will be paying out a few million dollars at least, which is still much cheaper than taking it down in the shuttle.

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    90. Re:Cloudy by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      I wonder how Clayton Anderson would feel if he actually took out a school bus or something with a cylinder he hucked from space.

      I know I'd feel pretty terrible...

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    91. Re:Cloudy by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 1

      Hah!

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    92. Re:Cloudy by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I think the current plan is to eventually move the ISS to one of the Lagrangian points between the Earth and the Moon, where it would become a museum and semi-permanent artifact of the late 20th Century space science.

      Because that is something to worry about more than eight years away, no presidential administration in the USA has even really worried about the issue or certainly devoted any budgetary concern about how that is going to happen. Certainly the current plan is to utilize the ISS for more than the next decade even in its current orbit.

    93. Re:Cloudy by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      Actually that sounds more like the work of a corporation, externalizing the damages and costs of its operations to whomever and whatever it can.

    94. Re:Cloudy by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

      And then chill it to far below 0. Things that work at room temperature don't always (or often) work out so well at more extreme temperatures. Also, CO2 is only a little less toxic, really. Both tend to work as a asphyxiants rather than toxins.

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    95. Re:Cloudy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      6 Billion people could all fit in Texas.
      So it's not very likely to hit anyone.

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  2. "toxic ammonia"? by penginkun · · Score: 5, Funny

    As opposed to that non-toxic, safe-to-eat, oh-so-good-for-you ammonia they sell down at the cleaning supplies store?

    1. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by vidarh · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Heh. A lot of Scandinavian candy contains ammonium chloride...

      I've yet to meet any non-Scandinavian that likes it, though apparently they sell they stuff in the Netherlands and Germany too.

    2. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ammonium chloride is not even slightly like ammonia, in the same way that table salt is not even slightly like chlorine gas.

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    3. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's hoping someone undoes the Flamebait mod in meta-moderation. Is idiocy a prerequisite for getting mod points?

    4. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by karlandtanya · · Score: 2

      Sammiak?

      I worked with a Dutchman in Turkey for a couple weeks and he brought "salty licorice".

      I munched about half the bag on the first day.
      If I ate that much NaCl, I'd be miserable for two days.
      Wonderful stuff--my whole head would turn into a licorice fog with every bite.

      BTW, If you live in the US and like that sort of thing, "World Market" sells salty licorice fish.

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    5. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by DittoBox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Windex is a lot less bad for you than cat piss. Believe me.

      Of course ingesting either one is a seriously FUBUAR proposition, but I digress.

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    6. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, it's called salmiak and it's probably an acquired taste. I have heard of a person who said that it tasted like catpiss. But on the other hand, the Americans invented McDonalds so I guess that makes us even :)

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    7. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by settantta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've yet to meet any non-Scandinavian that likes it, though apparently they sell they stuff in the Netherlands and Germany too.

      I was born and bred in Australia of Anglo-Saxon parentage. I love Dutch Salted Liquorice (Dobbel Zoot preferred). That sal ammoniac just adds that little extra. Ammonium Chloride (aka Sal Ammoniac, aka smelling salts) used to be an integral part of first aid kits until fairly recently, BTW.

    8. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Molochi · · Score: 1

      Here in the US it's sold in gallon jugs one isle over from potato chips in the supermarket.

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    9. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by dkf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is idiocy a prerequisite for getting mod points?

      No, but it helps! After all, I've been modded up quite a few times over the years...

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    10. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does it strike anyone else as improbable that any significant amount of ammonia gas will be anywhere near that 17kg chunk of metal that survives reentry?

    11. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by v1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have heard of a person who said that it tasted like catpiss

      I don't know anyone that knows what cat piss tastes like. Do you?

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    12. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      Well, I do know what Salmiak tasts like so I guess that catpiss is rich with ammoniumchloride :)

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    13. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by gripen40k · · Score: 1

      Heh, my mom used 'salted licorice' to quit smoking, no joke. Every time she had the urge, she just ate a 'triple salted' one and apparently that helped a lot. They come in different strengths, I think triple is the highest.

      Needless to say I'm used to the stuff now and quite enjoy it, but like you said I don't know any non-Scandinavian who likes it other than those in my family (we aren't, my mom has some dutch friends though).

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    14. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windex is a lot less bad for you than cat piss. Believe me.

      Cheesing is bad, mmkay?

    15. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      I absolutely /love/ it, and I'm not Scandinavian.

      Disclaimer: I'm German. :P

    16. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUBUAR? You must be British.

    17. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Golddess · · Score: 1

      I don't know what cat piss tastes like, but I certainly know what it smells like, and taste is something like 90% smell.

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    18. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by AC5398 · · Score: 1

      Coors Light?

    19. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They sell cat piss at your supermarket?

      Boy, and to think, all this time I've been spending money on litter to get rid of the cat piss when I could be SELLING IT and making money!!

    20. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      BTW, If you live in the US and like that sort of thing, "World Market" sells salty licorice fish.

      That sounds even worse than shrimp-flavored potato chips.

      *shudder*

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    21. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by v1 · · Score: 1

      Coors Light?

      that's quite possibly the most common analogy used with "cat piss". I've seen it a good 1/2 dozen times now. must be something there.

      Or it has something to do with the relation between those that have tried both.

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    22. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Winston Churchill wanted to drop candy laced with ammonia from Lancaster bombers on Germany, but the people at the War Ministry thought it was a crazy plan with no strategic benefit.

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    23. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by gooman · · Score: 1

      Double salt licorice... Awesome stuff!
      I was raised on it, dad's a Dutchman.

      Although I hated wasting such a good thing, it was always fun to take some to school and give it away, only to watch the expressions of disgust as my victims realized this was no ordinary licorice.

      Good candy to have at work too. No one steals it, at least not after the first piece.

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    24. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by kaens · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know what cat piss tastes like, but I've never tried salmiak.

    25. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I have heard of a person who said that it tasted like catpiss.

      Again, I'll say it: How do they know what cat piss tastes like? O_o

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    26. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by billcopc · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Good candy to have at work too. No one steals it, at least not after the first piece.

      How can you call it candy if it tastes like shit ? If you're so concerned about people stealing your candy that you have to eat nasty stuff, maybe you should, I dunno, NOT bring candy to work :P (or beat the living snot out of your coworkers)

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    27. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if it lands on a pissing cat.

    28. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's called salmiak and it's probably an acquired taste. I have heard of a person who said that it tasted like catpiss. But on the other hand, the Americans invented McDonalds so I guess that makes us even :)

      That makes me wonder how and why that person knows what cat piss tastes like.

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    29. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly does FUBUAR stand for?

    30. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Zebai · · Score: 1

      what i find probable is that the massive heat of an uncontrolled rentry will vaporize just about any form of liquid or non heavy metal.

    31. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Heh. A lot of Scandinavian candy contains ammonium chloride...

      I've yet to meet any non-Scandinavian that likes it, though apparently they sell they stuff in the Netherlands and Germany too.

      Minor nit-pick: you should probably have said "non-Nordic", since Finns also like salmiak, and Finland is non-Scandinavian.

      I'm a non-Nordic, and I happen to like salmiak flavoured chewing gum. Living in Finland for several years has clearly had an adverse effect. The flavour of salmiak is like slightly salty licorice.

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    32. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      Heh. A lot of Scandinavian candy contains ammonium chloride... I've yet to meet any non-Scandinavian that likes it, though apparently they sell they stuff in the Netherlands and Germany too.

      Ammonium chloride is not even slightly like ammonia, in the same way that table salt is not even slightly like chlorine gas.

      I disagree -- there is a hint of ammonia in the taste of ammonium chloride. And no, it doesn't taste as good in pure form as when it's used as a spice in licorice candy. But pure NaCl doesn't taste good, either.

      On the other hand, I like the smell of ammonia. I keep a small flask by my computer (24% solution), and sniff it from time to time.

    33. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm. A majority of "taste" as we experience it is actually smell. I know what cat piss smells like, and I'm not dumb, so yes, I know what cat piss tastes like, even though none has ever been in my mouth.

    34. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a non-Scandinavian, while living there I picked up a liking for it.

      Great stuff! And yes you can get it in the Netherlands too (I didn't see it in Germany, but I wasn't exactly looking.)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmiakki

      See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmiakki_Koskenkorva which is a very good drink when drunk in moderation. (And potentualy dangerous if not.)

    35. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by dubski · · Score: 1

      A pissing cat eating a bowl of salmiak?

    36. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by JoCat · · Score: 1

      The danger/badness depends on how you extract the piss from the cat. They have claws, you know.

    37. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      I've never tried salmiak, but I'd be willing to try Salma Hayek. :)

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    38. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by zolaar · · Score: 1

      Hey, bro.

      Mom told me to tell you to stop peeing in Dad's old coffee mugs.

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    39. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Good candy to have at work too. No one steals it, at least not after the first piece.

      Victory-V used to be good too - while they still had several percent w/w of a cumulative liver poison (chloroform) in them. Since they replaced that with some namby-pamby E-number, they've not been worth spitting at people, let alone eating.

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    40. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Ammonium Chloride (aka Sal Ammoniac, aka smelling salts) used to be an integral part of first aid kits until fairly recently, BTW.

      Sal volatile - ammonium carbonate, according to Wikipedia ; though my memory had it that there's also ammonium hydrosulphide too. Again, wikipedia points that particular compound at "stink bombs". In practice, I'd bet there were quantities of all of these, and any other ammonium compound that honked to the point of gagging ; different amounts according to different apothecary's methods of preparation.

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  3. Current data on object by lecithin · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Current data on object by bruins01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your sig takes on a whole new meaning in light of that quotation in the summary.

    2. Re:Current data on object by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I laughed harder than I have for something on the internet in a long while.

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    3. Re:Current data on object by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      time to set up STK again and track another 'falling object'

  4. Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth? by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Assuming a capable laser system, would a gentle laser push towards earth be a good way to clean up space junk? Would away from earth be better?

    A laser which would simply annihilate the junk would be admittedly cooler, but could de-orbit be accomplished with much less power?

  5. clue ? by maharg · · Score: 0

    does anyone have a clue where this stuff will land, or how much damage one of the larger pieces will cause ?

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    1. Re:clue ? by John+Hasler · · Score: 0

      If any pieces actually land it will be somewhere under the orbit of the ISS. A large one might dent your car in the extremely improbable case that one should hit it. There is no possibility, of course, that any of the ammonia will reach the ground.

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    2. Re:clue ? by Snowblindeye · · Score: 1

      does anyone have a clue where this stuff will land, or how much damage one of the larger pieces will cause ?

      From the article:

      Exactly where the tank will inevitably fall is currently unknown, though it is expected to re-enter Earth's atmosphere Sunday afternoon or later that evening, NASA officials said.

    3. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does anyone have a clue where this stuff will land

      Yes, somewhere on the blue or yellow line on this map. If you refresh the page later, then uncertainty may decrease. This isn't rocket science, just reentry science.

    4. Re:clue ? by exley · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't expect for people to RTFA here, but at least RTFS. It's not rocket science, you know.

    5. Re:clue ? by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Informative

      A large one might dent your car in the extremely improbable case that one should hit it.

      TFA says the largest piece could be about 40 pounds and hit at 100 mph. That wouldn't dent your car, it would totally destroy it.

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    6. Re:clue ? by Teun · · Score: 1

      does anyone have a clue where this stuff will land, or how much damage one of the larger pieces will cause ?

      I understand a proverbial Slashdotter does not read the article but you didn't even see the summary!

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    7. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, but that doesn't answer the question. Where's it supposed to land?

    8. Re:clue ? by nacturation · · Score: 2, Interesting

      TFA says the largest piece could be about 40 pounds and hit at 100 mph. That wouldn't dent your car, it would totally destroy it.

      If you're driving along a highway at 100mph, I have a hard time imaging that hitting a 40 pound child would totally destroy a car. Serious damage, sure.

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    9. Re:clue ? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      A 40 pound child is a little more...yielding than a 40 pound chunk of metal. Also, the 40 pound chunk of metal would presumably be falling on the car from above, not hitting the car head-on. So yah, it may not actually reduce the entire car to a smoking crater, but it would likely total it.

      So, while I have no doubt you have plentiful experience striking 40 pound children with vehicles, I'm not sure that experience is directly applicable to the situation at hand.

    10. Re:clue ? by Ainu · · Score: 1

      40 pounds at 100 MPH? Think speeding on the highway and hitting a dog.

    11. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a 40 pound compacted child? The collisions are fairly similar then, as it's more a matter of instantaneous force/area rather than momentum absorption which would be causing the most damage.

    12. Re:clue ? by IAmGarethAdams · · Score: 1

      I think that roofs of cars are significantly less reinforced than the front bumper region.

    13. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, are you seriously comparing hitting a sack of (mostly) water with the front of your car, with a solid piece of metal of the same mass hitting the *top* of your car?

      Try to imagine how the energy dissipates. It will be *very* different.

      Maybe if you compared hitting your car with a 40lb cannonball fired at 100MPH.

    14. Re:clue ? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      It depends on what part of the car is struck. The windshield or the roof above a passenger, bad news. The trunk or a rear fender, body damage, maybe a tire destroyed and some suspension damage. The front of the car could ruin the engine.

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    15. Re:clue ? by Briareos · · Score: 1

      A 40 pound child is a little more...yielding than a 40 pound chunk of metal. Also, the 40 pound chunk of metal would presumably be falling on the car from above, not hitting the car head-on. So yah, it may not actually reduce the entire car to a smoking crater, but it would likely total it.

      Here's a visualisation for those that can't quite imagine it... *ducks & runs*

      np: Vladislav Delay - Part 07 (Anima)

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    16. Re:clue ? by emandres · · Score: 4, Funny

      Conservation of momentum - the effect of a car traveling at 100mph hitting a child is not the same as a child traveling at 100mph hitting a car. If you can follow the unformatted math:
      M_car * V_car = (~1000 kg)(44.7 m/s) ~= 44700 kg*m/s
      M_child * V_child = (~20 kg)(44.7 m/s) ~= 894 kg*m/s
      The fact that the child is a lot more *squishy* than the car has little to do with it. If you want a comparable situation, think of throwing a turkey at 100mph at a parked car. I guarantee you that car's not going to come out looking to good.

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    17. Re:clue ? by beatle11 · · Score: 0

      Or it could destroy a person. Brilliant move here. They don't know the location of where it will hit....just brilliant.

    18. Re:clue ? by Phroon · · Score: 2, Funny

      A large one might dent your car in the extremely improbable case that one should hit it.

      TFA says the largest piece could be about 40 pounds and hit at 100 mph. That wouldn't dent your car, it would totally destroy it.

      Totally destroy yes, but it might also increase it's value.

    19. Re:clue ? by Khuffie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did you see the part where it says the answer to your question is currently unknown?

    20. Re:clue ? by Xandar01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      > If you want a comparable situation, think of throwing a turkey at 100mph at a parked car. I guarantee you that car's not going to come out looking to good.

      Is that a frozen or thawed turkey??

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    21. Re:clue ? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      It's reentering into the ocean to the east of Mexico

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    22. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the effect of a car traveling at 100mph hitting a child is not the same as a child traveling at 100mph hitting a car.

      Yes, it is. All motion is relative. The momentum changes if you change the frame of reference, but that only results in different velocities after (and before) the crash. That's just what you'd expect: when you change the velocity of the observer, all observed velocities change accordingly. For the sake of simplicity, we'll ignore relativistic effects.

    23. Re:clue ? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      They made a TV show about a space toilet seat... any girls named Georgia better watch out!

    24. Re:clue ? by mikael · · Score: 1
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    25. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40 lbs is ~= 18.14 kg on Earth.
      100mph is ~= 161 km/hr on Earth. (:-p)

      18.14kg * 161 km/hr = 811.095732 m*kg/s

      Assume that a point mass, and assume that the child is a point mass.

      Let the car be 1 megagrams (always wanted to use that word).

      So if a child running down the road at 100 mph hits a stationary car, the car would gain velocity of: .8111 m/s, assuming all momentum was transferred.

    26. Re:clue ? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      You may be right. It could destroy a typical plastic Japanese rollerskate.

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    27. Re:clue ? by dkf · · Score: 4, Funny

      > If you want a comparable situation, think of throwing a turkey at 100mph at a parked car. I guarantee you that car's not going to come out looking to good.

      Is that a frozen or thawed turkey??

      That reminds me of the story about when they were testing high speed electric trains for what happens when a bird-strike occurs. To do this, they got hold of a linear accelerator, put a turkey in it, and fired it at the front of the train, head on. The bird went straight through the windscreen, the driver's seat, and embedded itself deep within the transformer block behind! To say that the train engineers were dismayed misses the point by a country mile, but they cheered up rather a lot when the realized that they'd forgotten to defrost the turkey first, and that repeating with a fresh bird resulted in a safe splat with no danger to human life.

      I'll let someone else karma-whore with the link.

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    28. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whooosh!

      That tank of ammonia had better watch out - it might get hit by that joke flying around up there.

    29. Re:clue ? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Kinetic energy of 40lbs at 100mph is the same as 4000lbs at 10mph - significant dent, but I doubt the insurer would total it.

    30. Re:clue ? by dkf · · Score: 1

      For the sake of simplicity, we'll ignore relativistic effects.

      The beauty of special relativity is that you don't have to ignore relativistic effects; apply those Lorentz Transforms and you get the same answer whatever frame you make your measurements in. This is a very important trick indeed.

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    31. Re:clue ? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Live turkeys, of course! Don't you know your WKRP?

    32. Re:clue ? by dbolger · · Score: 0

      What weighs more, 40lb of frozen turkey or 40lb of thawed turkey?

    33. Re:clue ? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Florida is in the ocean east of Mexico.

    34. Re:clue ? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      TFA says the largest piece could be about 40 pounds and hit at 100 mph. That wouldn't dent your car, it would totally destroy it.

      That depends on if it's frozen or thawed!!!

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    35. Re:clue ? by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Think some misguided youth dropping a brick off a bridge at cars doing highway speeds. It can and does kill people, it can and does cause significant damage to vehicles.

      Try hitting a dog at a hundred miles per hour on a motorbike. I hit one 4 months ago at half that speed - outlook - not so good for either of us.

    36. Re:clue ? by izomiac · · Score: 1

      So more like dropping a 40 pound child from a tall building and hitting a car on the ground? Although, I'd expect the terminal velocity of a small child to be less than 161 km/h... Perhaps giving the child a shopping bag to use as a "parachute" would make it more realistic, since that would keep the child vertical (increasing terminal velocity and reducing compression upon collision).

    37. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm quite certain that 40lbs lead has a stronger impact with less probability of breaking apart than 40lbs feathers.

    38. Re:clue ? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It's not clear from the article how fast the demolition ball was moving at impact. Also, it hit the back of the car (where there's a whole bunch of reinforcement because it's common for cars to get hit there), whereas this space junk would hit the top.

      I could hit a car with a 20,000 ton train without doing any damage, if the train were moving less than 5 miles per hour...

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    39. Re:clue ? by slyn · · Score: 1

      "Chicken Gun

      Update: This myth was revisited and it turns out that frozen chickens are more damaging (REVISIT)

      Cool Myth #1: NASA builds a chicken gun to fire chicken carcasses at their windshields. A European company hears about this and uses a chicken gun to test their railroad cars. When they fire, the chicken flies through the windshield and embeds itself in a seat way back in the car. They write NASA about this, to which NASA replies, "thaw your chickens."

      So, in essence, they were testing whether a frozen chicken does more damage than a thawed chicken. But I just think they wanted to build a chicken gun. And a chicken gun they did build.

      Jamie ended up using a 250 psi tank with a butterfly valve on the cannon and a big fat lever to pull down in order to launch the chicken. This thing annihilated the chickens, turning them into puree. They also loaded in a pumpkin for good measure and managed to puncture the fuselage of the plane they were using for target practice. Result of myth: when a chicken is flying that fast, it don't matter what temperature it is."

      http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2004/02/mythbusters_chicken_gun.html

    40. Re:clue ? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Imagine two big sedans colliding head-on at 10 mph. Then imagine picking one sedan up with a magnet and dropping it on top of the other at 10 mph. Now imagine dropping the sedan on its end, rather than flat.

      See the difference?

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    41. Re:clue ? by rjhubs · · Score: 1

      Why would you expect a small child's terminal velocity to be less than 161km/h? The terminal velocity of a typical man is 192km/h when they are outstreched (i.e. slowest method). Terminal velocity has nothing to do with mass, but rather with density and the amount of surface area for the air to push back on. A 40lb kid may have a little more fat than an adult and thus be less dense. But since a child is smaller, it has much less surface area for air to push back against, if I had to bet I think an outstretched child would fall faster than a grown man. (plus I would question if a 40lb child has presence of mind to try to outstretch themselves rather than completely panic after being tossed out a plane.. or space station)

    42. Re:clue ? by compro01 · · Score: 1
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    43. Re:clue ? by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Looks like my memory on the terminal velocity of skydivers wasn't accurate. =/ But I still would expect the terminal velocity of small children to be lower than that of adults. Surface area goes by height squared (again, roughly), whereas weight goes by height cubed. So the surface area to weight ratio increases as height decreases. Hence the reason newborns are so susceptible to hypothermia and an ant's terminal velocity isn't terminal.

      "You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mineshaft, and on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away. A rat would probably be killed, though it can fall safely from the 11th storey of a building; a man is killed, a horse splashes. For the resistance presented to movement by air is proportional to the surface of the moving object. Divide an animal's length, breadth and height each by 10; its weight is reduced to a thousandth, but its surface only to a hundredth. So the resistance to falling in the case of the small animal is relatively 10 times greater than the driving force." - JBS Haldane, 1927

    44. Re:clue ? by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      The fact that the child is a lot more *squishy* than the car has little to do with it. If you want a comparable situation, think of throwing a turkey at 100mph at a parked car. I guarantee you that car's not going to come out looking to good.

      Frozen or thawed?

      I'm already assuming the feathers have been removed.

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    45. Re:clue ? by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      That's an urban legend.

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    46. Re:clue ? by hobdes · · Score: 1
    47. Re:clue ? by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Other things equal, mass will grow faster than surface area as the size of an object increases. A child will therefore likely fall more slowly than an adult. Consider the extremes of a mouse and an elephant to think about this.

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    48. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smoldering, actually.

    49. Re:clue ? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      The beauty of special relativity is that you don't have to ignore relativistic effects; apply those Lorentz Transforms and you get the same answer whatever frame you make your measurements in. This is a very important trick indeed.

      For those of us who never got anywhere near understanding Lorentz Transforms and the like, it's still a lot easier to ignore relativistic effects.

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    50. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, but that doesn't answer the question. Where's it supposed to land?

      The earth.

    51. Re:clue ? by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      A large one might dent your car in the extremely improbable case that one should hit it.

      TFA says the largest piece could be about 40 pounds and hit at 100 mph. That wouldn't dent your car, it would totally destroy it.

      Not necessarily. Think about it. There are numerous cases where race cars and even ordinary automobiles have hit other cars, solid objects such as barriers, buildings, telephone poles, etc. at high speed (over 100MPH in some cases) and the driver walked away relatively unscathed.

      If the 17.5KG object strikes a car's engine block or back seat area (especially a glancing blow) and doesn't hit the driver directly, it is unlikely to kill the driver upon impact. If it hits the gas tank and happens to cause the gasoline vapor to ignite or hits anywhere and causes the driver to loose control of the vehicle and crash into something else, it might well prove fatal, but in every case case I can think of, I'm fairly sure there would be enough of the driver left in the wreckage to identify him//her. We are not talking about the same object moving at two or three thousand kilometers per hour as a large meteorite (small meteor? -- I don't know where the dividing line is) does if it manages to avoid burning up before hitting Earth.

      A hard line drive in a game of professional baseball -- the ball masses 0.145Kg and can end up moving about 177Kph (according to 108 Stitches -- doesn't usually harm any opposing player in the field who is lucky enough to catch it in his glove. That 17.5Kg piece of debris hitting a car at 160Kph is certainly not going to vaporize the car but will almost definitely do major damage if it hits with solid "body blow". That 17.5 hunk of ammonia tank will have approximately 121X the kinetic energy of the aforementioned baseball coming off a hard line drive, but a car's engine block is much stronger and more massive than a human hand protected by a think piece of leather at the end of a human arm.

      I guess what I am saying is that if by "totally destroy" you mean "total it" from an insurance adjuster's point of view, I tend to agree if a direct hit is involved. If you mean "obliterate the car upon impact", then you are most certainly wrong.

      Sometimes you just have to do the math...

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    52. Re:clue ? by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      That's an urban legend.

      Not to mention impossible with current linear accelerator tech. First of all, I believe linear accelerators work with subatomic particles as projectiles, so I suspect he was thinking of a rail gun, which requires that the projectile be largely metallic, I believe and (AFAIK) we have none that will propel a 40lb. turkey (frozen or not) at a mere 100MPH. I know the US military has been fooling around with rail guns for years: . The projectile it fires is made of tungsten and weighs about 3.5Kg IRRC, but it moves out at over Mach 7.

      I've heard/read a lot of variations on the frozen turkey (often it is described as being a frozen chicken and usually the Brits are claimed to have mimicked the test from what US aircraft manufacturers use to test what happens when an airplane suffers a bird strike while not realizing that the projectile bird was not frozen.

      This article about the urban legend and the snippets of truth behind it is one of the best I've seen. Note that the launcher uses compressed air to hurl the bird, much the same way that Hollyweird SFX guys use compressed air powered devices to flip cars all over the place in action movies.

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    53. Re:clue ? by maharg · · Score: 1

      Yep, I also brought along the knowledge that the summary is occasionally incorrect or imcomplete ;o) Did you see the boolean OR in my question ?

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    54. Re:clue ? by raynet · · Score: 1

      I recall that in a revisit of the revisit of the chicken gun they shot chickens through stacks of glass windows and the frozen ones did more damage so it did matter of the chicken was frozen or not, if you have strong enough target.

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    55. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guys, I was kidding. We're actually ignoring relativistic effects because they're irrelevant: v_collision = 1E-7 * c.

    56. Re:clue ? by JustKidding · · Score: 1

      E = 1/2 M * V^2, so
      E_car = 44700 / 2 = 22350J
      E_child = 894 / 2 = 447J

      That makes sense, but I think the difference is that the car will still be moving in the same direction after the collision if the child was stationary. The car has lost some kinetic energy because of the collision, and the excess (22350 - 447J) will be the kinetic energy of the car after the collision (assuming the child now has the same speed as the car did before the collision, and no energy has been absorbed by deformation).

      So, for the collision, or the state of the child and car after the collision, it doesn't matter which one is moving.

      Besides, according to Einstein, it shouldn't matter anyway, because you can choose either the road, the car, or the child as your frame of reference.

    57. Re:clue ? by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

      A 40 pound child is a little more...yielding than a 40 pound chunk of metal.

      In other words, the child can bend and absorb some of the impact so the car won't dent, while metal doesn't. What a horrible analogy...

    58. Re:clue ? by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

      Conservation of momentum - the effect of a car traveling at 100mph hitting a child is not the same as a child traveling at 100mph hitting a car.

      The momentum might be different. But the momentum of child is absorbed by car, which would result in less force exerted on car. And the momentum of car would be absorbed by child, which would result in more force exerted on child. Everything balances out so it's the same.

      Velocity is relative, so the GP holds.

    59. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you want a comparable situation, think of throwing a turkey at 100mph at a parked car. I guarantee you that car's not going to come out looking to good.

      Is that a frozen or thawed turkey??

      And African or European?

    60. Re:clue ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.snopes.com/science/cannon.asp

    61. Re:clue ? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      terminal velocity does not directly depend on density, it primerally depends on mass and the surface area presented to the air.

      If all ratios, materials and postitions stay the same then mass will go as the cube of the dimensions while surface area presented to the air will only go as the square of the dimesions.

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  6. New House? by adosch · · Score: 1

    Wonder how much money I could get from NASA for this intentional, reckless abandonment of government waste comes shooting into the side of my house? HUGE payout!

    1. Re:New House? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Sovereign immunity. Sue the company that made the tank.

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    2. Re:New House? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Wonder how much money I could get from NASA

      What I'm thinking is eBay. Can NASA claim ownership if it lands in my cow pasture?

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  7. Bad Precedent by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Kid: "Mom, roll down the window so I can toss my dirty Kleenex out."

    Mom: "No, son, that is not polite."

    Kid: "But NASA is dumping a big barrel of ammonia stuff back to Earth, and it may kill somebody."

    1. Re:Bad Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jerking off your kid in the back seat is a bad precedent... and heck... if he's your kid, the least you can do is swallow.

  8. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Assuming a capable laser system, would a gentle laser push towards earth be a good way to clean up space junk? Would away from earth be better?

    Didn't our military blast a re-entering spy satellite to pieces a few months ago to avoid accidents and protect secrets? Why couldn't they use the same technique?
           

  9. Did anyone else think.... by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    about how cool this is?

    First, here is NASA being about as open about it as they can get. We dumped a toxic container out, and it might hit your house or spouse or both. Possible reason for joy?

    Second, 50 years ago there was probably only two people on the entire planet that could have thought such a safety announcement would be put out with all the fame and glory of a news item about a fender bender in the WalMart parking lot!

    I kind of look forward to news reports like this:

    Space weather warning: Launch News- Today in the Southern Americas regions, the likelihood of debris showers is at Threat Level Orange. Expected drop zone is 15 miles off the coast of Peru as the StarLiner "Moses" launches for Alpha Centauri.
    Between the hours of 13:00 GMT and 23:50 GMT, some pieces of the launch platform are expected to survive the searing heat of re-entry. It is possible for pieces up to 57 kilograms to reach the Earth's surface. Please contact the local constabulary for concerns about livestock. Normal insurance claim processes apply.

    You all wanted flying cars. I want star cruisers and Earth 2.0.

    1. Re:Did anyone else think.... by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      I want star cruisers and Earth 2.0.

      You already got Earth 2 back in 1994. Too bad it kinda sucked.

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    2. Re:Did anyone else think.... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      That was the Hollywood version, and the cheap Hollywood version at that. I want the real one, with funky lizards that talk and stuff like that.

    3. Re:Did anyone else think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If when you think of debris reentry you think "danger" instead of "light show", then logically you should also hide in a bunker during meteor showers. The two are pretty much the same

    4. Re:Did anyone else think.... by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, this was part of a Max Headroom episode, where they had old satelite debries falling from space, kind of like an intense meteor shower. The relation, is that it seemed to happen during like "satelite debries" season, and was announced on the weather in the episode. It was a bit goofy, because everyone took to using these flourescent umbrellas while walking outside, which seemed to me to be a bit of underkill. And this was just twenty minutes into the future...

    5. Re:Did anyone else think.... by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

      I kind of look forward to news reports like this:

      Space weather warning: Launch News- Today in the Southern Americas regions, the likelihood of debris showers is at Threat Level Orange. Expected drop zone is 15 miles off the coast of Peru as the StarLiner "Moses" launches for Alpha Centauri.

      It'll appear today in Fox News: "Obama linked to terrorist space garbage. | Your opinion?"

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    6. Re:Did anyone else think.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just would've liked to know a wee bit sooner.

    7. Re:Did anyone else think.... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      i've always wondered how airplanes can just eject their waste during flight. i mean, how exactly is that regulated? is it regulated?

      i think there was something in the news a while back about city residents (or maybe their homes/cars) being hit with blue chunks ice, which turned out to be from a commercial jet that flew overhead. seems pretty reckless to me. i mean, would it really be that much of a hassle to just dump that stuff after they land, like while refueling?

      i'm guessing the reason they're allowed to do this is so that they can get rid of waste over the ocean, which might save the airliners a little money on waste disposal. but it seems rather irresponsible environmentally. what if everyone just started dumping their trash in the sea, polluting the ocean even more than it already is?

    8. Re:Did anyone else think.... by Airborne-ng · · Score: 1

      Amen to that

  10. Ouch by cervo · · Score: 0

    Hope it doesn't fall on me! I mean this seems like a dangerous experiment, I hope NASA will pay if any property is damaged by this experiment since it is deliberate. I would think they are legally responsible if anyone dies or any property is damaged. Any lawyers in the thread? :)

    1. Re:Ouch by Teun · · Score: 1

      Hope it doesn't fall on me! I mean this seems like a dangerous experiment

      Where do you pick up the notion this is an experiment?

      It is since the very first space shots part of the design that what goes up comes down.
      Only loads that are designed to leave earth's gravitational attraction and go to the moon, other planets or even further will not fall back.

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    2. Re:Ouch by cervo · · Score: 1

      Hey dear friend, read the fscking summary at least.... "The 1,400-pound object was deliberately jettisoned â" by hand â" from the ISS's robot arm in July 2007. " This item was deliberately jettisoned, not accidentally dropped like everything else....

    3. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i hope it falls on you, shithead faggot. i hope something happens that will make you absent from us so we do not have to endure your fucking stupid mouth again. why are you even here? to be a bitch? if that's the reason you've done a good job. bitch.

    4. Re:Ouch by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > This item was deliberately jettisoned, not accidentally dropped like everything else....

      I know of nothing that was put in orbit by accident, and everything the was put in orbit deliberately was put there knowing it would come down.

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    5. Re:Ouch by cervo · · Score: 1

      Why don't you bitch like a man and not post as anonymous coward?

    6. Re:Ouch by cpghost · · Score: 1

      I hope NASA will pay if any property is damaged by this experiment since it is deliberate. I would think they are legally responsible if anyone dies or any property is damaged.

      What if it doesn't fall on US territory, yet still kills someone or damages property? Would NASA pay any damages? Would they need to at all?

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  11. why shouldn't we get close to it?? by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 1
    "If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it,' [a NASA spokesman] said."

    Why the hell not? If I find it first... it's mine.

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    1. Re:why shouldn't we get close to it?? by Xeth · · Score: 1

      Because NASA doesn't want to go to the trouble of scraping your corpse off it during the salvage mission.

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    2. Re:why shouldn't we get close to it?? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Because it's going to be fucking hot.

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    3. Re:why shouldn't we get close to it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no reason to get close to it.
      It's just some swamp gas, reflecting the light from Venu... Uhm, I mean... It's a highly toxic waste cylinder, you woulnd't want to get vaporised by alie... Uhm, get sick.

    4. Re:why shouldn't we get close to it?? by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      "If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it,' [a NASA spokesman] said."

      Why the hell not? If I find it first... it's mine.

      Obviously, you have a clear understanding of at least some Toddler Property Law:

      Property Law As Viewed By A Toddler
      1. If I like it, it's mine.
      2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
      3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
      4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
      5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
      6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
      7. If it looks like it's mine, it's mine.
      8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
      9. If I can see it, it's mine.
      10. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
      11. If I want it, it's mine.
      12. If I "need it, it's mine (yes, I know the difference between "want" and "need"!).
      13. If I say it's mine, it's mine.
      14. If you don't stop me from playing with it, it's mine.
      15. If you tell me I can play with it, it's mine.
      16. If it will upset me too much when you take it away from me, it's mine.
      17. If I (think I) can play with it better than you can, it's mine.
      18. If I play with it long enough, it's mine.
      19. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it's mine.
      20. If it's broken, it's yours (no wait, all the pieces are mine).

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    5. Re:why shouldn't we get close to it?? by davidphogan74 · · Score: 1

      "If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it,' [a NASA spokesman] said."

      Why the hell not? If I find it first... it's mine.

      The first think I thought of was that "piece of anything" could even refer to poo.

      It is quite the weird quote.

  12. Landfall projection? by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they can track where this stuff will end up falling to earth. Given the earth is 70% ocean, there is a good chance that it wont hit land. Still. the idea of a refridgerator sized piece of toxic metal slamming down, perhaps anywhere, does make one a little nervous. Still ones chance of getting hit by lightning is greater than having this fall on top of you.

    1. Re:Landfall projection? by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Natural space junk of similar mass hits the Earth all the time. When was the last time you heard of anyone getting killed by a meteorite?

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    2. Re:Landfall projection? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's rare but being hit by metorites *does* happen. I can't find a recorded instance since 2002 (although there's a nice picture of a destroyed car from 1992 which probably doesn't count as it didn't hit a person.

      Of course by the time it hits someone it's normally little more than a very hot pebble, and causes little more than some burning.

      If something the size of a fridge hit you you'd feel a little bit more than a burning sensation!

    3. Re:Landfall projection? by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

      > It's rare but being hit by metorites *does* happen.

      That's my point. six billion people, it's rare that any are hit by all that natural junk, and you are worried about this?

      > If something the size of a fridge hit you you'd feel a little bit more than a burning
      > sensation!

      NASA says no pieces larger than 40lb.

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    4. Re:Landfall projection? by overcaffein8d · · Score: 1

      though your chances of getting hit by lightning decrease drastically if you aren't on flat land in the general vicinity of large metal poles (read: a golfer)

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    5. Re:Landfall projection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get hit by meteorites all the time.

      If you check the roof gutters of your house with a magnet, you can find little bits of meteoric iron.

    6. Re:Landfall projection? by cabjf · · Score: 1

      NASA says no pieces larger than 40lb.

      Great, so I still have to worry about dodging falling mini-fridges?

    7. Re:Landfall projection? by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      NASA says no pieces larger than 40lb.

      Small fridge? Maybe a travel cooler?

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    8. Re:Landfall projection? by jamesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's my point. six billion people, it's rare that any are hit by all that natural junk, and you are worried about this?

      I've wondered about this before. A good percentage of those six billion people are in places where it might not be reported if one of them were killed by something falling from above... how sure are we that it hasn't happened once or twice before and we just never heard about it?

    9. Re:Landfall projection? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      NASA says no pieces larger than 40lb.

      Right! I'll just take my folding umbrella, then.

      --
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    10. Re:Landfall projection? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you heard of anyone getting killed by a meteorite?

      It is often claimed that there are no "well documented" cases of a human being killed by a meteorite.

      The problem with that statement is that most of the human race lives poorly documented lives.

      According to this article, two people were killed by a meteorite last year in the Indian state of Rajasthan. But those reportedly killed were nomads, not folks living in an area where every aspect or their lives was recorded.

      Here and is some info about injuries and damage (reportedly) caused by meteor strikes.

      The risk of being killed, injured, or having one's property damaged by a meteorite is small, but non zero. If nothing else, barring a highly-effective planetary defense system we will eventually have a Tunguska-level event that will hit a populated area - there being more and more area populated by Homo sapiens with every passing year, the risk grows with time.

      But the question of natural risk is non-informative of the legal and ethical implications of deliberately de-orbiting junk that you know might survive to the ground. Let's say that the risk of you getting hit by a meteorite is (pulling a number out of my ass) 1 in 10,000,000,000. Does that mean that it's acceptable for me to take a gun that has a 1 in 10,000,000,000 chance of being loaded, point it at you, and pull the trigger? Does the answer to that question change if I have to pay $10 to refrain from shooting? $100? $100,000?

      We each do things every day that marginally increase the risk to other human beings. Figuring out what is an acceptable amount to increase somebody's risk is a hard enough problem that most of us simply ignore it most of the time.

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    11. Re:Landfall projection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phew! So it'll be no different than being hit by a 40lb ball of feathers!

    12. Re:Landfall projection? by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      People have been hit by meteorites. They've also been hit by lumps of ice falling off airliners. Neither is classed as a major hazard, though.

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    13. Re:Landfall projection? by calidoscope · · Score: 1

      It's rare but being hit by metorites *does* happen.

      The first recorded case in the US happened a few weeks after I was born and something like a hundred or so miles from where I was living at the time.

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    14. Re:Landfall projection? by proton · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. I wonder what the odds are of this thing landing in the oval office just before election...

      touch of god?

    15. Re:Landfall projection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there was an incident in cologne, germany, that local police after investigation blamed on a meteor, and that inflicted physical harm on a human.
      the story goes roughly like this: some guy got drunk in his garden plot and fell asleep in a summerhouse. this place was hit by a meteor during the night and set afire, thus hurting the unaware sleeper.

    16. Re:Landfall projection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NASA says no pieces larger than 40lb.

      At 100 mph that would be more than enough though.

    17. Re:Landfall projection? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Still. the idea of a refridgerator sized piece of toxic metal slamming down, perhaps anywhere, does make one a little nervous.

      The metal isn't described as toxic - it's the ammonia that the metal contains. And that's probably stretching the term 'toxic' somewhat. Ammonia isn't nice stuff, but it does take substantial amounts to hurt, let alone kill. I've probably cleared up more carbouy-full puddles of SG0.880 ammonia-water from inside cupboards than you have. My opinion may be prejudiced by experience.

      I wonder if they can track where this stuff will end up falling to earth.

      The summary (let alone TFA!) says that they don't know when it'll come down, exactly ; since the object is moving in it's orbit while the Earth moves differently, this equates to it being significantly uncertain where it will come down.
      IIRC, the ISS orbits at an inclination of about 52 degrees (to the celestial equator). So if you're outside latritudes -52 to +52, than you've nothing to worry about. Beyond that, I'm unwilling to comment, and since I'm outside that window, I see no reason to look up ephemerides.

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    18. Re:Landfall projection? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Natural space junk of similar mass hits the Earth all the time. When was the last time you heard of anyone getting killed by a meteorite?

      A claim was made concerning a dog and the Nakhla meteorite in 190-something.
      Tunguska was big enough and over a wide enough area that there was a good chance of someone getting whacked by either the meteorite, or a falling tree. And it was a sufficiently wild area that someone disappearing is not likely to raise eyebrows. Eyewitnesses == chance of getting too close.
      In the 1950s or 60s there were two reports of near-misses in the American domain - one woman who got whacked in the side by a biggish lump that pierced the roof of her house, and one car that got a "bumper bender".

      But there's time yet. What's that rapidly brightening light in the sky?

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  13. Tracking the object to avoid danger? by Snowblindeye · · Score: 1, Redundant
    From TFA:

    NASA and the U.S. Space Surveillance Network are tracking the object [...] to make sure it does not endanger people on Earth.

    I wonder how tracking it is going to help if it crashes thru someones ceiling at 100mph.

    I know the chances are low, but still.

    1. Re:Tracking the object to avoid danger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That way they can use the GPS info linked to your cell phone to call you and shout "OH FUCK RUN"

      And you thought citizen tracking couldn't be used for good!

    2. Re:Tracking the object to avoid danger? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > I know the chances are low, but still.

      The defenses you already have in place for meteorites will protect you.

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    3. Re:Tracking the object to avoid danger? by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I wonder how tracking it is going to help if it crashes thru someones ceiling at 100mph.

      It won't, but means no-one can deny your claim using an 'act of god' insurance exclusion.

  14. Collectors beware by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it

    Yes, I hope they don't, but in reality if someone encounters a piece of space trash, and see it for space trash, they will pick it up thinking it might be worth something.

    --
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    1. Re:Collectors beware by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      And there is no good reason that they shouldn't. It won't be dangerous and it will be worth something.

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    2. Re:Collectors beware by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      And there is no good reason that they shouldn't. It won't be dangerous and it will be worth something.

      That's hardly the point, the point is if they think there is any possibility of risk it's silly to "hope" no one picks it up.

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  15. It'd be going straight on ebay by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    You could probably get a fair amount for something like that and then I could that money for something useful like coke and whores.

    1. Re:It'd be going straight on ebay by eggnet · · Score: 1

      That's just rude.

      The correct phrase is hookers and blow.

    2. Re:It'd be going straight on ebay by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      blow is expensive

      more money to the hookers

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  16. Can I be the first to say by Cally · · Score: 1

    ..that if I find a piece of anything tomorrow, keeping away is the LAST thing I'll be doing.

    thangyewverymuchyoureamarvellousaudiencelaydisgenlmn

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  17. Direction? by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Why would it slam into the side of your house? It would probably come from above, right?

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    1. Re:Direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would it slam into the side of your house? It would probably come from above, right?

      Earth rotates.

    2. Re:Direction? by Sasayaki · · Score: 1

      Because it has momentum from the orbit. There's a reason why it burns up in the atmosphere- it's moving damn fast.

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  18. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Teun · · Score: 1

    Why would they, the pieces mentioned in TFA are very small already.

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  19. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A laser which would simply annihilate the junk would be admittedly cooler

    It would be cooler, but then you're violating the law of conservation of mass*, which is pretty hard to do with just a laser.

    (*yes, I know it's conservation of mass and energy, and that you can convert mass into energy in a nuclear reaction)

  20. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 1

    Assuming a capable laser system, would a gentle laser push towards earth be a good way to clean up space junk? Would away from earth be better?

    Didn't our military blast a re-entering spy satellite to pieces a few months ago to avoid accidents and protect secrets? Why couldn't they use the same technique?

         

    That's a good question. It seems to me that blasting creates more, albeit, smaller space junk. I think a benefit is that a blast is roughly going to tend towards spherical, meaning that pieces will be scattered into space, back towards the atmosphere. Of course, some pieces would simply find higher or lower orbits.

    Blasting probably takes less energy overall, but pushing might be the most complete way of disposing the junk.

  21. OK... by MaverickMila · · Score: 1

    So I'm thinking that staying inside tomorrow might be a good idea....

    1. Re:OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you want to be trapped *under* the rubble eh?

    2. Re:OK... by Rhesusmonkey · · Score: 1

      staying inside what, pray tell? From what I've read about the only place not a potential target is the station that dumped it.

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    3. Re:OK... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Look. Statistically, Mother Nature threw a couple of rocks at you from space yesterday. And the day before that, and the day before that...better lay in a big case of granola bars.

      rj

    4. Re:OK... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      So I'm thinking that staying inside tomorrow might be a good idea....

      Just pretend like you live in LA.
           

  22. TFA Problems by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "A refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia, tossed from the international space station last year, is expected to hit earth tomorrow afternoon or evening."

    Written for maximum impact at the expense of accuracy. Frinstance: Toxic ammonia vs. what? Inert, organism-friendly ammonia? The modifier is as useful as adding "wet" to water.

    The distinction would matter if the tank were going to land intact. As TFA states it'll break up during reentry. Any ammonia inside will be explosively released due to reentry heat increasing the pressure, the fact that the first break will destroy any aerodynamic stability and rip the tank and components to shreds nearly instantly, and/or the ammonia being sucked out through the first breach by the low pressure at high altitude and the vacuum created by the air speed.

    But that makes the spokescritter's point re: finding pieces moot and the comment mostly FUD. Any pieces will be chunks of metal, possibly with sharp edges but most likely rounded by reentry heat.

    To their credit, unlike many previous articles, TFA makes the attempt to indicate the probability of sea vs. land impact rather than run with the FUD hype of the latter alone.

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    1. Re:TFA Problems by sjames · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the ammonia will be long gone. It's a gas at any habitable temperature.

      The odds of debris hitting someone (or damaging their property) are far less than the odds of a chunk of ice from a commercial jet's wing (or holding tank) hitting someone.

    2. Re:TFA Problems by epine · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested to hear what danger this small lump of metal would pose to human health after (barely) surviving incineration at a temperature sufficient to vaporize steel. Isn't that kind of like warning people to steer clear of any metal instrument that has just come out of an autoclave?

      I suspect the agenda has more to do with manufacturing a general fear in the mind of the public toward any debris that falls from the sky. I've always wondered whether hydrazine was an essential design element of an F16, or merely gets included for its scarecrow factor. It seems any space technology the Americans wish to keep secret either contains hydrazine or something intensely radioactive.

      That certainly makes for a better public service announcement than "don't go near anything that falls from the sky because of the tens of thousands of dollars many foreign governments would pay for a covert photograph of what you've inadvertently discovered".

    3. Re:TFA Problems by blackest_k · · Score: 2, Funny

      toxic ammonia is only redundant if you know ammonia is toxic, how many people know Obama is muslim? or any manner of other well knowed things.

       

    4. Re:TFA Problems by jamesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      And since when did the refridgerator become a unit of measure? Is it a bar fridge? The sort of mini fridge you have in the back of your SUV? A double door fridge-freezer combination?

    5. Re:TFA Problems by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you can understand why many previous articles don't attempt to indicate the probability of sea vs land impact.

      I'd have to say that many previous articles have also not run with the FUD hype of land impact.

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    6. Re:TFA Problems by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well in part, it may simply be a warning. Most people do not know all the chemicals out there and may not know ammonia is toxic. Also, just because a chemical is present, doesn't mean it is present in a dangerous state. I keep an explosive alkali metal and a toxic gas in my kitchen. However, they are in the form of NaCl, table salt, and thus are harmless. Noting that it is toxic is a way of indicating that it is either in a free state or in a dangerous compound. However you can very well have ammonia in a harmless salt as well.

    7. Re:TFA Problems by Airborne-ng · · Score: 1

      This was exactly my thinking upon reading this. If the object was not going to be ripped up by the the reentry into the atmosphere as we have all been taught is highly destructive then why did we not just send our astronauts up in "refrigerator-sized tanks" since they are so resistant apparently?

    8. Re:TFA Problems by calidoscope · · Score: 1

      Good question. I like a couple of Vulture Central's units of measure for volume: Bulgarian Airbag and Bulgarian Funbag...

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    9. Re:TFA Problems by oGMo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they need to specify how many Refrigerators per Library-of-Congress so we can really envision it.

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    10. Re:TFA Problems by houghi · · Score: 1

      And how big is that fridge? Hotel minibar or hotel kitchen? I have seen fridges that hold 8 cans. I have seen dual door fridges that were much larger. Then there are the walk in fridges and even ones that are actualy a storehouse.

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    11. Re:TFA Problems by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      But that makes the spokescritter's point re: finding pieces moot and the comment mostly FUD.

      So, the spokesperson's point utterly indistinguishable from almost all points uttered by paid-up members of the Guild of Spokescritters, Flacks and Disattentionistas : viz - all pure, high grade FUD.

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  23. Nasa Suess by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    A star is falling
    With nasty goo
    It's kinda sticky
    It smells like poo

    It may hit a house
    It may hit a mouse
    And if you don't look out
    It will hit your spouse

    But you can't duck
    And you can't run
    'Cause it's falling faster
    Than a Bullet from a Gun

    It might hit with a thud
    Or a squishy "smoosh"
    It may make a hole
    Or knock out a tooth

    Quickly Quickly!
    Find somebody to sue
    For the fast and smelly
    Outer space goo!

    1. Re:Nasa Suess by mqduck · · Score: 1

      she was walking all alone
      down the street in the alley
      her name was sally
      I never touched her
      she never saw it
      when she was hit by space junk
      in new york miami beach
      heavy metal fell in cuba
      angola saudi arabia
      on xmas eve said norad
      a soviet sputnik hit africa
      india venezuela (in texas
      kansas)
      it's falling fast peru too
      it keeps coming
      and now i'm mad about space junk
      i'm all burned out about
      spacejunk
      oooh walk & talk about space junk
      it smashed my baby's head
      and now my sally's dead

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    2. Re:Nasa Suess by wellingj · · Score: 1

      Point of contention. The article says 100mph.
      100 mph = 146.666667 feet / second
      Average .45 ACP goes 850 feet / second

    3. Re:Nasa Suess by sakonofie · · Score: 1
      AH. No matter how hard I try I can't make smoosh and tooth rhyme. How about?

      It might hit with a thud
      Or a squishy "smoosh"
      It may make a hole
      In President "Boosh"

      Too topical?

    4. Re:Nasa Suess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice concept! Needs work, but I love the seed.

    5. Re:Nasa Suess by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Point of contention. The article says 100mph...

      I doubt most of Dr. Seuss would pass physics tests anyhow.

      That being said, the falling speed depends on atmosphere thickness. Thus, it will be coming at you very fast and then slowing down as it hits the thicker lower layers of the atmosphere where the people are. Thus, it's only half wrong.
             

    6. Re:Nasa Suess by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      AH. No matter how hard I try I can't make smoosh and tooth rhyme.

      It will rhyme *after* you lose the tooth.
           

    7. Re:Nasa Suess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Burma Shave

  24. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    A push away from earth would probably be easier, as you could do it with a ground-based laser. I imagine such a push could make the object's orbit elliptical enough that it would re-enter sooner than it otherwise would.

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  25. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Commander! Our supersecret toxic chemical from the labs on the international space station will hit the earth at an unknown location soon! Should we blast it out of the sky so those damned commies can't get hold of it?"

    "What is the codename of this chemical, lieutenant?"

    "Ammonium"

    "..."

  26. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Teun · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to the article it was "deliberately jettisoned â" by hand â" from the ISS's robot arm in July 2007."

    The problem is not the desintegration in earth's atmosphere but the uncertainty about where it's going to happen.

    Pushing it by a laser would certainly be a more expensive solution but not do anything about the real problem.

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  27. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by WillKemp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would they, the pieces mentioned in TFA are very small already.

    Try saying that after a 17kg chunk hits you on the head at 100mph!

  28. A tinfoil hat moment... by pongo000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...'If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it,' [a NASA spokesman] said."

    Hmm...and why might that be? Some stray ammonia molecules might still be clinging to said pieces? I read somewhere (probably here) that meteorites are actually cool to the touch if they arrive on the ground intact. I don't recall pieces of Columbia starting fires upon impact.

    So if temperature isn't the issue, why would a NASA spokesman make such an inane statement?

    1. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Even if it were chock full of ammonia... so what? I've got a litre of it under my sink. Maybe "toxic ammonia" isn't actually ammonia? Maybe NASA just wants their metal pieces back? Maybe NASA is afraid someone will accidentally trip, spilling the jug of bleach they were carrying all over the ammonia leaking space chunks and hang around to breathe deeply of the pretty green gas that results?

    2. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      The tank most likely contained anhydrous ammonia rather than the dilute water solution you have. Of course, if there is any left in the tank it will obviously all evaporate when the tank bursts at high altitude, but you can't expect a PR flack to know that (or to have sense enough to ask).

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    3. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Naturally. Just like the stuff we used on the farm.

    4. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      So if temperature isn't the issue, why would a NASA spokesman make such an inane statement?

      Indeed.

      Then again, why would they jettison a refrigerator-sized tank of something unpleasant without planning a safe reentry?

      Anyhow, I for one hope I survive this game of space-frogger. Good luck fellow competitors ;P

    5. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want their shit back, of course. If something can survive re-entry, they want to know how it happened.

    6. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because meteorites tend to be thick (relative to pieces of a tank, which are likely to have small cross-sections) and have likely had aeons to cool to the ambient temperature of space. I haven't done the calculations, but I could easily see the temperature of the debris being rather higher than your average meteorite.

    7. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Because they wouldn't let him near a orbit calculation or a maintenance procedure...

    8. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      A good whiff of concentrated ammonia will knock you over - or at least it will wake you up! :)

      Ammonia is a gas. Household ammonia is a fairly dilute solution of ammonium hydroxide in water - maybe a few percent at most. You can get ammonia up to a concentration of 35% or so before it hits the solubility limit. The tank most likely contains pure ammonia gas.

      If a tank of ammonia gas leaks you're going to notice it from quite a distance - it smells just like the stuff under your sink but about 1000X stronger. If you get a whiff and get away from it you'll probably be fine. If it just bursts and releases a big cloud near somebody they could be in trouble.

      Then again, assuming that 40 pound hypothetical piece even contained some ammonia all the way to earth it isn't going to hold that much unless it was liquified under pressure - and even then it would disperse pretty quickly in the air. A really unlucky soul might get blinded or something, but I wouldn't think that it would be likely to kill somebody.

    9. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      I don't think Columbia did start any ground fires.

      NASA is rightfully concerned in cases where engine components, or parts of vehicles near the engine/fuel storage come in contact with earth/people because of the risk of hydrazine exposure. It can be absorbed through skin, doesn't readily decompose into less harmful chemicals and can fry your liver in a matter of minutes.

      As I recall, a drop the size of a dime on the back of one's hand is a one-way ticket to the morgue.

      Frankly, given it's flammability, I doubt any of that would reach the Earth in any incident where the vehicle broke up in or before entering the atmosphere.

      Accidents like the Challenger, though, are a different story.

      Assuming this is pretty bloody pure ammonia, it has a boiling point of -33.34 ÂC (239.81 K). Anything that hasn't burned off in the blast furnace that is re-entry will dissipate in gaseous form long before the metallic bits hit the ground.

      I still wouldn't put a piece in my mouth, but then, I'm not really in the habit of picking stuff up off the ground and attempting to ingest it anyway.

      And if this stuff is hitting the ground at 100mph, that's not fast enough for air friction to cause any significant heating, and would cool any smaller chunks (probably including the biggest pieces) to ambient air temperature.

      I think NASA is probably just a) trying to CYA and b) prevent people from selling space junk souvenirs on Ebay.

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    10. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if temperature isn't the issue, why would a NASA spokesman make such an inane statement?

      It's because they want to study the pieces, and the effects on ammonium when it explodes with Earth's atmosphere. They could discover anything, but they won't find much if it gets contaminated by human hands.

    11. Re:A tinfoil hat moment... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Tanks of anhydrous ammonia are common on farms. It's powerful stuff all right, but unless it happens to blow up in your face or you get caught in a big cloud of it, it's not particularly dangerous -- it's not pleasant, you don't want to be around it.

  29. An important detail by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's something important that the summary ignored. (surprise, surprise) If you RTFA, you'll learn that the tank is filled with "toxic ammonia coolant." That means that the contents are very good at absorbing heat; else they'd be no good as a coolant. And, we all know that reentry generates lots and lots of heat. I wonder if anybody at NASA knows how much pressure that tank can hold and how likely it is to burst long before it reaches the ground.

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    1. Re:An important detail by Xeth · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if anybody at NASA knows how much pressure that tank can hold and how likely it is to burst long before it reaches the ground.

      I'm going to go out on a limb and say... yes, someone probably does.

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    2. Re:An important detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why didn't they vent the ammonia into space?

      Would it have frozen too quickly, so exit valve would become clogged with ammonia ice? Or would it present a danger to the space station?

    3. Re:An important detail by khallow · · Score: 1

      The largest piece estimated to survive reentry is about 3% of the total mass. Do the math.

    4. Re:An important detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That means that the contents are very good at absorbing heat; else they'd be no good as a coolant.

      And now we know why the the tank was jettisoned in the first place.

    5. Re:An important detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if anybody at NASA knows how much pressure that tank can hold and how likely it is to burst long before it reaches the ground.

      I'm going to go out on a limb and say... yes, someone probably does.

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    6. Re:An important detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess so as the apparently managed to calculate that it will break up into "up to 15 pieces".

    7. Re:An important detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you'll learn that the tank is filled with "toxic ammonia coolant."

      Yes, "toxic" modifies ammonia, and "coolant" describes its function. Pure ammonia works just like freon: if you allow it to expand rapidly, it sucks a lot of heat out of its environment, thus making things cooler. Ammonia has the advantage of being a gas all the way down to -33 C, very similar to freon-12, without having the scary "freon" name.

      Really, the idea that a tank of anything would survive reentry intact is just about silly. Whatever the contents-ammonia, antifreeze, water, liquid nitrogen--will be released high in the atmosphere, at a temperature somewhere around 500 C, at which point it will either burn in beautiful colors or disperse itself in a fine aerosol.

  30. I blame the vogons by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    Don't believe NASA. They're in the pocket of the vogons, who are targeting key computer installations at an undisclosed location. ... just as we were about to enter the year of Linux on the desktop! That would have allowed us to form a global beowulf cluster which would finally be able to calculate the number 42, along with a proof that it indeed is the right answer.

    Damn vogons and their toxic ammonia. You know what this means, right? Keep a towel handy, and don't keep your laptop in your lap. There's a giant task ahead of you and Trillian.

  31. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by SnarfQuest · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't have a big enough shark to mount the laser on at the moment.

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  32. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this "gentle laser push" of which you speak? Anyone able to show me a laser with a recoil that you can feel? No?

  33. Hrmm... by hack++slash · · Score: 5, Funny

    When this refrigerator sized chunk hits the ground and finally stops rolling, will it open and Indiana Jones falls out?

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    1. Re:Hrmm... by ignavus · · Score: 1

      When this refrigerator sized chunk hits the ground and finally stops rolling, will it open and Indiana Jones falls out?

      No, it won't open. It will emit a high-pitched noise near a group of monkeys, causing one of them to pick up a bone and start smashing things while stirring music plays. Sort of like a drummer in a band, only more intelligent.

      It then beats up another group of monkeys. Hmmm, yeah, it's exactly like a drummer in a band...

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    2. Re:Hrmm... by AJ+Mexico · · Score: 1

      Yes, and it will land in the Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World, FL. (Anybody remember the space-junk-will-hit-Disney-World rumor that went around? Was it Skylab? Something like that. )

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  34. Andromeda strain by rossdee · · Score: 3, Funny

    There mught be some alien microoganism clinging to the debris, that could clot all your blood in seconds (unless you're a wino with an ulcer taking asprin...)

    1. Re:Andromeda strain by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      haha that was the worst movie ever. radioactive contamination would be the most likely reason for not wanting people to touch it.

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      To which version of the movie do you refer?

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      Or a baby who cries too much.

  35. Aegis/SM-3 by apavel · · Score: 1

    Where is Lake Erie cruiser when we need her?

  36. The World Will End? by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some weird looking bunny told me this news yesterday.  Wonder how he knew?

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    1. Re:The World Will End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I finally saw that film last weekend, so I know what you are talking about. Yay, I got an in-joke!

    2. Re:The World Will End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What film is it? *is clueless*

    3. Re:The World Will End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donnie Darko

  37. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 1

    What is this "gentle laser push" of which you speak? Anyone able to show me a laser with a recoil that you can feel? No?

    I believe that an object can be nudged by lasers. It's a very weak nudge, but it's real.

    The idea would be to first locate the space junk - no small task - and then illuminate it with a low-powered laser beam.

    Given a few weeks, the target should accumulate some velocity from the nudge.

    I think the nudge exerted is affected greatly by the material and it's reflectivity so this is quite possibly not a practical solution. Still, I just thought of it as a potential way to help the remedy the space junk problem.

  38. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by ZXDunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's face it, you just want to build an effing big laser and fire it at stuff. It's ok, you can admit it, nobody will think any the worse of you.

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  39. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    Blasting it during reentry creates smaller pieces, increasing the probability that all of the pieces will burn up during reentry before they make it to the ground. That alone is a good reason to blast large pieces like this if they are approaching atmospheric reentry.

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  40. Strange warning. by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it

    Why the concern? By the time it's on the ground, it's stopped, all the ammonia has boiled off, and if it's still hot, it'll cool off pretty quickly? What's the danger? Is there some green goop on it that will turn you into the blob?

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    1. Re:Strange warning. by innot · · Score: 1

      But it might have sharp edges and they don't want to get sued for $10 million if you cut your finger touching it.

      Besides they probably want to collect it first to get all the eBay profits for themselves.

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  41. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by DiegoBravo · · Score: 1

    I don't understand. Why just don't detonate the "refrigerator" with a bomb while in path to the earth so the remaining parts disintegrate as normal meteorites? BTW, for bigger things (like nuclear trash) how difficult/costly (in energy) would be to send that things to the sun?

  42. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by hoytak · · Score: 1

    Blasting these things is as good an idea as beached whale disposal using dynamite.

    A really small piece of space debris + reasonable speed + very sensitive satellite equipment in a sensitive orbit = someone seriously ticked. The general goal is to minimize the quantity of space debris, as even a golf ball sized hunk can put most satellites out of commission. Quality is not the issue.

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  43. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure I know how to find out where it will land.

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  44. No Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Americans have set a precedent for using missiles to destroy dangerous objects falling from space. In their great benevalence, they will no doubt do the same again and Save The World (Good Guys Only Of Course) In The Nick Of Time (TM)

  45. Sure the odds are.... by geekmux · · Score: 1

    ...astronomical(literally), but anyone check to see if there's a line in Vegas already taking wagers on where said chunkage is going to land? They'll lay money on damn near anything you know...

    Wonder what the chances are of being hit by one?

    Probably have to refer to the infinite improbability generator for that...

  46. OMG by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

    No, not my car again!

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  47. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by aliquis · · Score: 1, Informative

    Didn't the american military blast a re-entering spy satellite to pieces a few months ago to see if and tell all others that it could shoot down whatever satellite they wanted to? Ignoring space war treaties? Why couldn't they use the same technique?

    Fixed that for you.
    The answer? Probably that you end up with even more junk and smaller pieces harder to track.

  48. Thanks by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Not the clearest map but it looks like I need to check how things are going tomorrow evening before I walk the dog. I could be wrong but it looks like the most likely place for it to come down is over the central U.S. and I live near Denver, CO.

    Cheers,
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  49. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by maxume · · Score: 1

    Easier, but less useful. I got the impression that the post was about the general case of space junk. If a laser could be stuck into a high orbit and used to push on all the little pieces of crap, eventually, there might be less crap (but it seems like it might be pretty hard to have a laser that was powerful enough to do much, at least in space).

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  50. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 1

    Let's just say I don't NOT want to build an effing big laser and fire it at stuff ;)

  51. But... why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didn't they vent the coolant right after jettisoning it? That way the tank likely wouldn't survive reentry and the gas would dissipate harmlessly into the void.

    1. Re:But... why? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      if it didn't have a specially designed vent on it, it would have turned into a small rocket. And could have possibly damaged the space station or the shuttle.

      The odds as thin for it harming anyone. I think venting it would have been more risky, and you still would have the danger of it just landing on someone. I assume that it would have ruptured on re-entry and hot ammonia would have boiled off pretty quickly. The industrial grade stuff, useful as a refrigerant will boil off fairly quickly at any normal Earth temperatures at standard pressure. A huge tank of it, if a significant portion survives the crash and is manages to blow off heat through a slow leak rather than a fast one. Might have enough ammonia left in it to be dangerous for days. But I suspect the thing will just burst open on the way down and then blow to bits when it hits the ground.

      (NH3 is something that is already found in Earth's atmosphere. I suspect you can blame plankton and brine shrimp more for the ammonia present than you can blame Human space programs)

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    2. Re:But... why? by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      I suspect you can blame plankton and brine shrimp more for the ammonia present than you can blame Human space programs

      What about plankton space programs?

  52. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    I think the proposal was more to remove stuff from orbit (where it can hurt the useful things we try to keep up there) than to prevent impacts.

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  53. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    The general goal is to minimize the quantity of space debris, as even a golf ball sized hunk can put most satellites out of commission.

    You'd think that would be the ideal job for a small robotic satellite. Wall-E jokes aside, a small satellite that collects space debris and deobrits. Or attaches to larger pieces and provides enough thrust to bring them down. They would have to be large or particularly sophisticated, just enough fuel to maneuver and change orbits to collect junk.

    Haul one up every time the Russians send a supply ship up and you'd make a dent in the orbiting trash after a few years.

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  54. I hope it hits my house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

  55. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by david.given · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately you can't push anything bigger than microscopic with a laser. All that'll happen is they'll heat up. Given that this is a tankful of ammonia, that's probably not wise, because it'll either explode (producing lots of fragments in differing orbits) or burst (producing a directed thrust that'll radically change its orbit).

    In general, it's much easier to get rid of stuff by sending it Earthwards than otherwise. If you're in low orbit, there's always some drag anyway --- that's why the ISS needs periodic boosting. It doesn't take much delta-vee to lower the orbit enough that drag increases sufficiently to make it burn up in short order. This only applies to low orbit, though: geostationary satellites can't be disposed of --- they simply don't carry enough fuel to send them anywhere near Earth. As the useful bits of the orbit are now getting rather cluttered with bits of junk, modern satellites tend to come with a specific end-of-life booster that shifts their orbits sufficiently that they won't be a traffic hazard. It doesn't take them very far, though.

    Conversely, it takes huge amounts of delta-vee to send anything into an Earth escape trajectory: it's hard enough doing it with vehicles designed for the purpose, let alone remotely with bits of junk. It certainly doesn't happen by accident; you know all those bad movies where the villain ends up drifting away from the spaceship into the sun? If only it were that easy...

  56. Why not vent it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not vent the ammonia into space before dropping the container?

  57. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by zygotic+mitosis · · Score: 1

    Please describe such a bomb..

  58. potential search parties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet those meth making fiends will be on the lookout for it.. heh

    -AC

  59. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Zerth · · Score: 1

    What is this "gentle laser push" of which you speak? Anyone able to show me a laser with a recoil that you can feel? No?

    Robert L Forward and his laser-pushed lightsail would like to have a word with you. I believe you can get a kilogram or so to orbit with a megawatt laser. I think you would feel that.

  60. The chinese managed to hit a house by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Actually, I do remember a piece of news from a while ago. Apparently the chinese deorbit their craft to hit their own territory, not the ocean. And one managed to hit a house and cave in the roof, even though it wasn't aimed at a densely populated area or anything.

    The peasant was quoted as saying something like, well, maybe it brings good luck or something.

    Well, I guess, on the bright side, IIRC feng-shui means something like "wind and water", and without a roof he'll surely get more of both ;)

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    1. Re:The chinese managed to hit a house by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The peasant was quoted as saying something like, well, maybe it brings good luck or something.

      He then added in an aside, "Please don't let them come and execute me. I did not take any pieces of the people's spacecraft."

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  61. Everyone thought he was dead by his own hand, by Bromskloss · · Score: 1

    but he had just taken refuge in space. And now he's about to hit the Earth once again. SPACE HITLER!

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  62. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    since when is something too small for the military to blow up?

    Also, aren't their anti-missile systems supposed to shoot at something going 1800 miles per hour? Should be a piece of cake.

  63. Significant numbers? by aliquis · · Score: 1

    lol, someone haven't learned their significant numbers correctly.

    Around 100 mphs = 161 km/h? Ooook :D

    Nearly 40 pounds = 17.5 kg is quite bad to, no chance at all of 18 kg I guess!? 17 pretty likely? =P

  64. Re:A profanity moment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably cause they don't want someone fucking around with what they believe is their shit.

    Like little kids on the playground: "MINE!" :)

  65. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by JoeMerchant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Assuming a capable laser system, would a gentle laser push towards earth be a good way to clean up space junk? Would away from earth be better?

    A laser which would simply annihilate the junk would be admittedly cooler, but could de-orbit be accomplished with much less power?

    Last time I tried to get my car to roll backwards by turning on the headlights, it took a really long time....

  66. Re:clue by RockWolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, while I have no doubt you have plentiful experience striking 40 pound children with vehicles, I'm not sure that experience is directly applicable to the situation at hand.

    We start by assuming a perfectly spherical 40lb child of uniform density...

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  67. Why? by Todd+Fisher · · Score: 1

    Why did they jettison it toward Earth and not into outer space!?

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    1. Re:Why? by oprahwinfree · · Score: 1

      I'm no astrophysicist, but I imagine that anything you shove out the door of the ISS, which is in orbit around the earth, will pretty much be going toward the earth.

      Unless you could shove it really, really hard in another direction.

    2. Re:Why? by oprahwinfree · · Score: 1

      ...You know, what with all the gravity and everything.

    3. Re:Why? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Probably because gravity works that way. Unless they can make outer space have a greater gravitational pull on the ISS than Earth has things are going to fall down from there, not up.

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    4. Re:Why? by Woek · · Score: 1

      They would need to give it an additional speed (relative to the space station, in the right direction) of about 3 km/s for it to leave earth orbit. They don't have the means for that.
      What they did is basically just 'release' it, and and let the thin atmosphere of earth slow it down so it eventually falls down. (ISS is kept from slowing down using rocket power once in a while).

  68. Here by Alarindris · · Score: 1

    Earth ~ 196940400 square miles
    You ~ 2 square feet
    Chance debris hits you ~ 1 in half a billion.

    1. Re:Here by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      I think you forgot to convert square miles to square feet. The odds would be less than one in a quadrillion. The chance the debris will hit *any* human is more like one in 100,000.

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    2. Re:Here by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

  69. Devo by drwho · · Score: 1

    Everyone make sure to call your local radio station at time of re-entry and request Devo's 'space junk'.

  70. Sue, sue, sue by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

    But that makes the spokescritter's point re: finding pieces moot and the comment mostly FUD. Any pieces will be chunks of metal, possibly with sharp edges but most likely rounded by reentry heat.

    What happens if it lands somewhere in the United States, and some "little johnie" picks it up and burns his fingers on a chunk of still hot metal. Think of the emotional trauma. Think of the billion dollar lawsuit :-).

  71. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China's got the same lasers too[1], anyone in for Invaders?

    [1] http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/01/18/0235229

  72. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Bohiti · · Score: 1

    Damn, I had modpoints yesterday! Love tongue-in-cheek. Well played.

  73. Uh, no by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how you imagine orbit works, but it's not like things hang there motionless waiting for you to give them the slightest little nudge in the right direction.

    You know how much energy it takes to get something into orbit? Well, it takes roughly that much again to fling them into an escape trajectory.

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  74. Re:clue by melted+keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok,... American child,... got it. What next?

  75. What kills you matters... by titzandkunt · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Have a look at Professer John Adams' analysis of people's understanding, assessment amd reaction to various sources of risk... He's spent a lifetime studying the whole field of "risk", and his idea of risk amplification seems to be gaining traction within the field:

    http://www.socialaffairsunit.org.uk/blog/archives/000512.php

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  76. You forgot by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 1

    "Burma Shave"

  77. Odds Of,,, by maz2331 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Considering the uncertainty of where it will hit, what does the /. community think would be a good line to place on any of these occuring:

    1. Debris Hits John McCain in the head?
    2. Debris Hits John McCain AND Sarah Palin in the head?
    3. Debris hits Barak Obama in the head?
    4. Debris Hits Barak Obama AND Joe Biden in the head?
    5. Debris Hits George Bush in the head?
    6. Debris Hits Osama bin Laden in the head?
    7. Debris hits nobody in the head?
    8. Debris hits nobody's house?
    9. Debris causes zero real damage to everything?
    10. Who cares what we talk about on /. anyway?

    1. Re:Odds Of,,, by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny
      You forgot:

      11. Debris hits Cowboy Neal on the head

      Then, we can have a real poll.

    2. Re:Odds Of,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be good if it did. lol

      That would teach them to be so irresponsible, and stupid.

    3. Re:Odds Of,,, by FractalZone · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      11. Debris hits Cowboy Neal on the head

      Then, we can have a real poll.

      There'd be an impressive implosion if it cracked that rather thick skull. Nature abhors a vacuum.
      *Ducking and running.* :-)

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    4. Re:Odds Of,,, by jlp2097 · · Score: 1

      12. Debris hits Sarah Palin in the head. Fortunately no damage was done...

    5. Re:Odds Of,,, by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I wonder what are the chances of the person who jettisoned the debris in this manner being charged with recklesss endangerment, negligence, and thrown in jail?

      If it doesn't happen, similar acts are likely to occur in the future. What should a reasoned person expect to happen if they throw a heavy metal hardened object containing a toxic substance?

      Just as a reminder: a person commits reckless endangerment if they engage in conduct that creates a substantial risk of serious injury to any other person. Reckless conduct is culpable disregard of forseeable consequences to others caused by the act or failure to act involved.

      Jettisoning this object into a lower unstable orbit creates just such a danger, as the object is certain to fall to earth, certain that pieces will survive reentry, and certain to contain toxic substances.

  78. I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OH! OH! Soviet Russia joke...

    In Soviet America(Oh, wait. Obama hasn't been elected yet), space litter gets too close to you!...

    C'mon! Let's hear some laughs out there! You think I'm doing this for my health? Well I think that if the thing misses the recycle bin, somebody oughta get fined for it.

  79. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by PitaBred · · Score: 1

    High enough power, and the laser could vaporize a spot on the junk, and that would cause an outgassing and consequent momentum shift... it's not a completely silly idea.

  80. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    Pushing it by a laser would certainly be a more expensive solution but not do anything about the real problem.

    Then it decidedly falls into the category of a typical government program. Anybody want to help me write the grant proposal?

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  81. The Silver Lining by ChangelingJane · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is like a lottery ticket for people who are both suicidal and seriously lazy.

  82. Shoot it down? by alexwcovington · · Score: 1

    The United States can't possibly allow this tank of deadly chemicals to hit the ground without testing out its anti-satellite missile system, can it?

    I mean, someone could get exposed to ammonia and we can't let THAT happen, even if it would probably just burn up and dissipate anyway.

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  83. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by toddestan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Last time I tried to get my car to roll backwards by turning on the headlights, it took a really long time....

    Well next time, try taping some cardboard over the taillights or something.

  84. They'll just blame the bus driver by gurugarzah · · Score: 1

    Dave Matthews did it, I swear.

  85. Tinfoil hat will protect me by bdigit · · Score: 1

    I for one will be wearing my tinfoil hat tomorrow to protect from any space debris!

  86. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by FractalZone · · Score: 1

    Pushing it by a laser would certainly be a more expensive solution but not do anything about the real problem.

    Actually the whole idea of moving even a 1.4KG piece of scrap, much less a larger 17.5KG chunk, of the ammonia tank by a significant (useful) amount using any laser developed to date or likely to be developed within the next couple of decades, even if the laser beam was projected from a vehicle in space and didn't have to go through the dense part of the Earth's lower atmosphere, is ludicrous.

    Sure, were have targeting systems that could keep the beam aimed at the debris, but we just don't have lasers powerful enough to move it enough to avoid Earth when it is orbiting just a few hundred kilometers above ground. Also, don't forget Newton's Third Law of Motion: "For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action". That laser is likely to be huge enough to require a massive spacecraft to carry it, so the steering thrusters on such a craft ought to be able to compensate for the laser shoving it in the direction opposite it is pushing the debris (assuming the debris masses less 17.5KG or so), but if we have spacecraft and lasers that advanced, then surely it would be far cheaper to use the same level of technology to design a guided missile that will home in on the debris with near 100% accuracy and then blow it to smithereens, or maybe "net it" (scoop it up) and proceed to thrust it into deep space.

    Ralistically, the laser idea only works if the object is spotted and the laser beam can be applied to it for a long, long time while it is far, far away so as to divert just slightly and still change its trajectory enough to cause it to miss Earth. Such a laser ought to be powerful enough to burn up a 17.5KG object or at least fracture it into small pieces due to heat stress.

    I'd even consider a smart guided missile tipped with a very small neutron bomb warhead that would vaporize the target if it were a few hundred kilometers up, but I have no idea how much fallout a small neutron bomb produces, although the idea is that there not be much. The very notion of using tiny, clean nukes to obliterate space junk is appealing in that it ought to make for a spectacular light show and it would certainly piss off the Greens (always a good thing). I just don't want to end up living in a world full of happy little mutants due to increased background radiation levels that might not cause much harm to current generations but could easily affect future ones. The ignorant twits who support Barack Hussein Obama are bad enough. (<== Obligatory political season comment.)

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  87. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by FractalZone · · Score: 1

    If that actually worked, would you be willing to sell me your (very used) car for whatever the most expensive production car ever made costs now? I somehow think I can find some investors to help me pay for it. :-)

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  88. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Darby · · Score: 1

    Last time I tried to get my car to roll backwards by turning on the headlights, it took a really long time....

    I had the same problem once. It turns out you need to let off the emergency brake.

  89. Refrigerator hurling by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    It will turn into probably a "toxic" mixture of nitrous oxide- a substance that makes one more of a man with its cumulative damage as an inhalant. If you truly love your country you'll be willing to expose yourself to it. Along with other fun combinations of nitrogen and oxygen, plus a little hydrazine (especially if it actually reaches water), when this thing finally lands. If this refrigerator fell on your head you'd be qualified for the presidency, my friends- just like if Vladimir Putin himself were riding it over your Governor's Mansion. Actually you wouldn't actually have to live there if he were to also fly over your other house.

    That means for this you can claim your own house on your taxes, hang out there, and wait for the refrigerator to show up.

    This is truly a momentous moment in world history. Nobody has ever hurled a f---in REFRIGERATOR for TWO HUNDRED MILES in their inertial frame with their bare hands. It should surely go in the record books- it will take the economies of the other spacefaring nations at least a few more years before their economies collapse to the point where they're hurling refrigerators directly downward as well.

    Let's hope they don't beat our distance record- at least we were the FIRST refrigerator hurlers- in fact, yeah, we invented the sport of refrigerator hurling.

    1. Re:Refrigerator hurling by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Actually thinking about it a little, the reentry is only going to create electron-poor compounds, just because the Earth has an oxidizing atmosphere and electron-rich compounds are unlikely to form at 100 mph. It's mostly going to turn into mostly just water vapor and copious amounts of nitrogen oxides. And of course there's metal oxides and crap from the fridge itself as it burns up.

      But the point about tax policy remains- you can claim your own house if you file maintaining the legal fiction that the refrigerator is going to fly over the official Governor's Residence at some point during the tax year. Then if it flies over, which will satisfy them, then great, otherwise, you file the form to amend the previous year's return. Unless you're really unlucky and this refrigerator skedoodles past never getting closer than a few miles. In that case the standard you have to meet is that you need to be able to see the refrigerator from your house when it flies over.

  90. I need the insurance money... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Funny

    PleaseLetOneHitMyCar... PleaseLetOneHitMyCar... PleaseLetOneHitMyCar...

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  91. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by ozbird · · Score: 1

    The established procedure for dealing with a piece of space junk containing a dangerous chemical that could land anywhere and might hurt someone is to shoot it down with a Standard Missile-3. Gentlemen, start your AEGIS.

  92. Rocket Power by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Now why don't they just put a heater into it and use it as fuel? Make more sens than throwing it away.

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  93. What about Murphy's Law ? by cheros · · Score: 1

    Let me see, it could break up in individual pieces that don't burn up completely. At the kind of velocity this comes down with you don't need a big piece.

    Add Murphy's Law and chances are close to 90% that it'll hit YOU.

    It's just a test to replace terrorists as scare tactics, we've done that. But we've got tonnes of debris up there that we may need to use a defence system against, quick, Congress, money!

    Sorry, got cynical halfway through typing. Normally it happens earlier. Not enough caffeine..

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  94. depends on the country by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Informative
    An ignoramus, posting as an AC, blurted out:

    Then stop riding in the goddamn street, motherfucker. It's common courtesy. Ride on the damn sidewalk. go ahead, scaredy-cat. Just try it, I promise that passing policemen will not stop and ticket you.

    In Germany, Finland and numerous other countries, cyclists are expected to stay on the sidewalk, and not on the road. They might be ticketed if caught cycling on the road if the road has a sidewalk.

    In Great Britain, Ireland, and numerous other countries, cyclists are expected to stay on the road, and not on the sidewalk. They might be ticketed if caught cycling on the sidewalk.

    These laws are unevenly enforced.

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    1. Re:depends on the country by innot · · Score: 1

      This is getting very much off-topic, but as the parent has been moderated as "Interesting" I would like to point out that in Germany cyclist are very much expected to stay on the road, unless there is a dedicated cyclist lane on the sidewalk.

      Only Children up to 8 years have to use the sidewalk and after their 10th birthday they have to use the road / dedicated bike lane (between 8 and 10 they can use either).

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    2. Re:depends on the country by derblack · · Score: 1

      sry, OT. In Germany you can only ride your bicycle on the sidewalk if you are under the age of 8. You are endangering pedestrians if you use the sidewalk for cycling.

      Plus, you could get hit by space garbage

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    3. Re:depends on the country by baeksu · · Score: 1

      Same goes for Finland, though children age 12 or under can use the sidewalks.

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  95. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But that was national security, this is only people's lives. Get your priorities straight.

  96. Ammonia coated metal chunks by hardwarefreak · · Score: 1

    At least it'll be outdoors. Can't be any more toxic than the ammonia along the baseboards of my living room. Yes, my cat is a little devil bastard, like all cats. My recommendation: spray those metal chunks with Simple Solution and you're good to go.

  97. Hmmmmm..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 4, Funny

    A single sheet of newspaper blows off my boat into the water and I get a $100 fine for littering.

    NASA intentionally hurls a "refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia" weighing 1400 pounds into the ocean and nothing happens to them.

    Something doesn't add up.

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    1. Re:Hmmmmm..... by tokul · · Score: 1

      Something doesn't add up.

      They haven't paid their last bill for littering in Australia.

    2. Re:Hmmmmm..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

      HAHAHA!

      Oh jeez, if I could use my mod points, I'd *definitely* mod that up! That one gavce me a good laugh!

      I guess you could tack on Animal Cruelty too, since one of those big chunks of Skylab killed a rancher's steer.

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  98. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

    Last time there was a discussion about anti-aircraft lasers, I checked the 'nets a bit and it appears that what is currently possible with lasers is not to actually burn or cut an aircraft or rockets, but just to heat its outer shell enough for it to weaken above the threshold where it can collapse due to high pressures. Obviously, the chunk of space junk is already disintegrated so the laser can't do much change there.

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  99. What happens if it hits my house? by Ma8thew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously the chances of it hitting anything are low, but say it actually hits something of value: a house, a car, a person... Is anyone liable for it?

    1. Re:What happens if it hits my house? by rea1l1 · · Score: 0

      Is anyone liable for it?

      Not if you're in America. Unless you've gone out of your way to declare yourself a sovereign citizen, you are literally owned by the government. Bet you didn't know that.

      http://www.civil-liberties.com/pages/art1.html

  100. 100 mph? by Instine · · Score: 1

    also 100mph? erm... Even if it were a big parachute shaped piece of thin metal, it would get very fast when still on the fringes of the atmosphere (damn sight faster than 100mph) which would seriously upset its flimsiness when it did hit the atmosphere. Turning it into something with a much higher terminal velocity - I would have thought. Meaning it will hit the earth at a *much* higher speed. No?

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  101. Could this not have been sent further out? by skegg · · Score: 1

    It's taken more than year for the ammonia tank to slowly slip down toward Earth due to atmospheric drag

    Though I'm sure NASA would have thought of this, I wonder just how energy-intensive it would have been to have jettisoned this away from us.

    For example, would a gas tank (think scuba gear) strapped to the side of this make any appreciable difference? (Granted, with a little more guidance / sophistication.) And with a beacon attached, we could return in x years and collect it for recycling.

  102. okay, totally not cool by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1
    So we decided not to create a replacement before the shuttles are decommissioned. So we are going to have an astronaut through a big piece of crap and hope it doesn't hit anything important. And if it does?

    To make the irresponsibility even worse this is from what is supposed to be the most high tech group in the world. Could they not have come up with a more accurate way of getting rid of this junk, and at least predict the drop zone? Even if it was only a 100km radius you'd most likely be able to call the country or ocean. Would be nice to know and I'm sure their has to be a masters student looking for a thesis topic :)

  103. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by firmamentalfalcon · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but lasers destroy stuff by heating them up. It doesn't push very well. Light doesn't push.

    Also, if laser is to heat the thing up until it melts, that would take a lot of energy. The probability of this thing hitting any of us is really slim. It's almost the same as getting hit by lightning.

  104. What goes up; goes down. by misterjava66 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We put one piece of this stuff up on average per day.

    Guess what, one piece of this stuff comes back per day.

    In the entire history of the U.S., Russian, Euro, and other space programs,
    there have been only a few minor incidents and one or two sort of big deal
    incidents but no REAL harm.

    Crashing space junk makes good sensationalistic news, but resultswise,
    the earth is really really big, its mostly water, and most of the rest
    is not used by people, and even the parts used by people are mostly not
    damagible targets.

    don't worry about it.

    oh, btw, amnonia(?), once that tank breaks open in the stratosphere, it
    is no longer a threat to anyone.

  105. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by babyrat · · Score: 1
  106. Utterly Perposterous by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

    This tank is filled with anahydrous ammonia not ice. This volitile chemical will disperse when the tank breaks open. But this is a chemial and thats NASA so OOH SCARY! BOOGA BOOGA! CHEMICALS! There will be ninja turtles everywheer.
    If you could buy an actual chemistry set mayby we wouldn't see this ignorent B.S. being propegated in the press and being swallowed by comicbook weeners on slashdot.

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  107. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    *whump*

    That was the sound of a joke falling over dead because of excessive subtlety. Ellen Muth... Dead Like Me... the girl character killed by a toilet seat when they deorbited the Mir space station....

    *sigh* I guess now that I explained it, it is no longer funny.... Oh well.

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  108. Who is controlling where lightning strikes? by raehl · · Score: 1

    The surface area of the earth is 510,065,600,000,000 square meters.

    There are 6,000,000 people on the earth. Even if we assume each person has a square meter target area...

    510,065,600,000,000 / 6,000,000 = about 85,000,000.

    So there is a one in 85 MILLION chance that this particular debris hits *ANY* person. There's about a 1 in 510 trillion chance that the debris hits you.

    To put this in perspective, you are about 100,000 times more likely to be Britney Spears than you are to be hit by this space junk.

    1. Re:Who is controlling where lightning strikes? by felipekk · · Score: 1

      6 million people in the earth? What year are you? 7000 BC?

      We are at 6.7 billion, which lowers the chance to 76000.

      Yeah, still extremely unlikely, but that doesn't excuse NASA to just throw trash back to the earth, specially toxic one.

  109. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by DiegoBravo · · Score: 1

    One that normally makes "BOOOOMMMMMMMMM" in earth.

  110. from google: by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

    Results 1 - 10 of about 15,500 for cat piss coors light. (0.29 seconds)

    - or -

    Results 1 - 10 of about 91,600 for cat piss bud light. (0.22 seconds)

    So it is not the most common, but it is fairly common.

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  111. Now can we call USN's 'hydrazine' story busted? by lennier · · Score: 1

    Right, so NASA feels free to drop a tank full of toxic ammonia into Earth's gravity well, knowing full well it's going to survive reentry, with just a bland warning not to go near it because it's toxic.

    That's fine - I don't have a problem with that. All space gear has all sorts of toxic chemicals and they've deorbited the stuff many many times before with no problems.

    But given this counterexample of how safety calls are *really* made in space, I think we can all agree that the US Navy's cover story back in February about that spy satellite (USA 193) with it's oh-so-scary tank of hydrazine was *completely and utterly bogus*.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA_193

    We can, can't we, guys? Right? Common sense and a little scientific knowledge can prevail?

    Right?

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  112. Did the space debris hit yet? by WisePug · · Score: 1

    According to these guys, the ammonia from the International Space Station should have landed 8 hours ago. I know the window is plus or minus 15 hours, but I can't find an update on it. I woke up this morning and my dog was not glowing green. Anyone know what is happening?

  113. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, when you get car headlights powerful and focused enough to vaporize small amounts of material off a solid surface, try again. I think you'll get different results than by relying on photon pressure alone.

    This has been seriously studied before, not just for cleaning space junk, but even for sending interplanetary probes along their way.

  114. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by cparker15 · · Score: 1

    BTW, for bigger things (like nuclear trash) how difficult/costly (in energy) would be to send that things to the sun?

    I've often wondered the same thing myself: When we eventually run out of places to put our trash, instead of burning it and polluting our air, how costly would it be to just jettison it into the sun? Or even submerge it in volcanoes or other sources of magma, liquefying the trash instead of burning it?

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  115. Interesting by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the bigger pieces fall slower then the smaller pieces due to wind resistance?

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  116. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Solar sails work too... the car analogy was the first hint that this was a joke. Of course, if the laser is ground based, most of the "thrust" will be pushing up, which isn't a very efficient vector to de-orbit with. Low angles would intersect more atmosphere, not good for retaining laser focus or power. You could eventually de-circularize the orbit enough to get increased atmospheric drag and re-entry, but I'd bet that we're talking about hundreds, or even thousands of passes, unless the laser really is strong enough to mostly vaporize the target - such a strong blast would likely fragment the target, which is a bigger mess than leaving it intact.

    If we had efficient lasers strong enough to accomplish this in an impressive way, I'd bet we would be using them to demonstrate this capability.