GNAA unveils new 2005 product line GNAA unveils new 2005 product line
The Gay Nigger Incestual Average rose fifteen points today in a sudden
upswing Wall Street investors are crediting to GNAA-ANUS's unveiling of what's
to come in the new year.
Development has continued on what is perhaps GNAA's best-known product, the
popular Internet application Lastmeasure. New features and functionality will
help to ensure that users will be able to enjoy Lastmeasure, even with the most
modern of browsers.
Gay Nigger musos eagerly await the release of YHBT, the upcomming GNAA album
that promises to be the new standard in trolling music. The album will include
cuts such as the Ripper-inspired "S~H~O~A" and the stirring ballad,
"Zionist Oppressors and You".
Perhaps the most impressive of the new products is known only as the
"Drilldo."
Described by GNAA president timecop as "Six barrels of sixteen-inch
niggercock fury", the device is mounted on a small set of tank treads -
mobility technology licensed from the US Army robotics program.
"We've found the Drilldo to be effective in a number of uses," said GNAA
researcher Turkback. "Both Goatse and Mr. Hands were found to be adequately
fulfilled. Our special Ass-Sabot rounds are designed to directly pentrate deep
into the rectal core."
GNAA researchers expect to see battlefield testing of the Drilldo as early
as Febuary, with insertion into OSDN headquarters. Military experts are
predicting these real-world tests to go "catastrophically erotic."
GNAA has also announced plans to sponsor a Bug Chasing team in 2005,
supporting the Montrose Area Chasing Team in their goal to infect themselves
with as many different strains of AIDS as possible.
The Montrose team has generally lost to bigger cities such as San Francisco
and New York, but have high hopes for taking the lead in 2005 with their new
GNAA backing. "With GNAA behind us, we'll be able to achieve our goal by
engaging in reckless cocaine use and unprotected anal sex with anonymous
partners in bookstore bathrooms," said an unnamed representative of the
Montrose team.
In other news, The spiritual leader of the ANUS collective, Prozak/gasjews,
announced Friday that he would be leading his team of Neitzchian uber-trolls on
a quest to find the Holy Asshole. No word has yet been recieved on his
progress, as immediately after this announcement the leader climbed to the top
of Mount St. Helens in Washington State.
"He's been up there for days," stated ANUS operative Iconoclast. "We can't
really make out what he's yelling from up there, but we think it's something
about 'infinite return'. He's probably not comming down until he manages to
set the damn thing off."
Authorities say that no resolution has been reached, but that regular
shipments of burritos, ammunition and weapons-grade marajuana continue to be
brought to the peak of the volcano.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
use fission reactors to generate alot of electricty
this tech has been around for about 40 years now
but people are to afraid of a nuclear explosion or somesuch hogwash. If you pay for its maintenence it can give you good clean power for a lone time and be extremely safe. Tell your local hippies to STFU and build more nuclear reactors.
I don't know about you guys, but HP is one of those companies that makes me want to get out the tin-foil hat. These blogs are nothing more than a secret vector to infect the public's sensibility with mindless drivel.
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GNAA unveils new 2005 product line
The Gay Nigger Incestual Average rose fifteen points today in a sudden upswing Wall Street investors are crediting to GNAA-ANUS's unveiling of what's to come in the new year.
Development has continued on what is perhaps GNAA's best-known product, the popular Internet application Lastmeasure. New features and functionality will help to ensure that users will be able to enjoy Lastmeasure, even with the most modern of browsers.
Gay Nigger musos eagerly await the release of YHBT, the upcomming GNAA album that promises to be the new standard in trolling music. The album will include cuts such as the Ripper-inspired "S~H~O~A" and the stirring ballad, "Zionist Oppressors and You".
Perhaps the most impressive of the new products is known only as the "Drilldo."
Described by GNAA president timecop as "Six barrels of sixteen-inch niggercock fury", the device is mounted on a small set of tank treads - mobility technology licensed from the US Army robotics program.
"We've found the Drilldo to be effective in a number of uses," said GNAA researcher Turkback. "Both Goatse and Mr. Hands were found to be adequately fulfilled. Our special Ass-Sabot rounds are designed to directly pentrate deep into the rectal core."
GNAA researchers expect to see battlefield testing of the Drilldo as early as Febuary, with insertion into OSDN headquarters. Military experts are predicting these real-world tests to go "catastrophically erotic."
GNAA has also announced plans to sponsor a Bug Chasing team in 2005, supporting the Montrose Area Chasing Team in their goal to infect themselves with as many different strains of AIDS as possible.
The Montrose team has generally lost to bigger cities such as San Francisco and New York, but have high hopes for taking the lead in 2005 with their new GNAA backing. "With GNAA behind us, we'll be able to achieve our goal by engaging in reckless cocaine use and unprotected anal sex with anonymous partners in bookstore bathrooms," said an unnamed representative of the Montrose team.
In other news, The spiritual leader of the ANUS collective, Prozak/gasjews, announced Friday that he would be leading his team of Neitzchian uber-trolls on a quest to find the Holy Asshole. No word has yet been recieved on his progress, as immediately after this announcement the leader climbed to the top of Mount St. Helens in Washington State.
"He's been up there for days," stated ANUS operative Iconoclast. "We can't really make out what he's yelling from up there, but we think it's something about 'infinite return'. He's probably not comming down until he manages to set the damn thing off."
Authorities say that no resolution has been reached, but that regular shipments of burritos, ammunition and weapons-grade marajuana continue to be brought to the peak of the volcano.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
use fission reactors to generate alot of electricty this tech has been around for about 40 years now but people are to afraid of a nuclear explosion or somesuch hogwash. If you pay for its maintenence it can give you good clean power for a lone time and be extremely safe. Tell your local hippies to STFU and build more nuclear reactors.
you can never have enough linux distros trust me
generated by the beans of the universe
I don't know about you guys, but HP is one of those companies that makes me want to get out the tin-foil hat. These blogs are nothing more than a secret vector to infect the public's sensibility with mindless drivel.
Can windows 3.1 even be considered a network capable OS? I seem to remember it being deploreable.
... do not welcome our new Micro$oft overlords.
I, for one, welcome our new gloabal mapping overlords.