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IMPORTANT MESSAGE on High End Silent Cooling For Graphics Cards · 2003-07-27 06:55 · Score: -1

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um lol goatse on Bad Testing Doomed NASA's Hypersonic X-43A · 2003-07-18 18:13 · Score: -1

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It was 7:00 AM, and I was in the middle of eating breakfast. Four strips of bacon, and some rather ugly looking eggs. My glance went to my frying pan. I used it for many normal things, of course. I had even used it to cook the breakfast I was eating. But there was also another thing, that I wanted to use the frying pan for. I had dreamed of that pan, for many years now. It had such rounded curves, such a smooth handle. Every day, seeing the grease drip on it's lubricated body. Every day, feeling it, touching it. I could almost hear it calling for me. I was getting a chubby, just thinking about it. Then, I knew, today was the day. I had to make my move. I got up from my chair, and walked over to it. I could see it was still dripping with grease, and bacon fat. It was so utterly greasy. I hoisted it up, then started moving my tongue all about it. Moving it up the front, up the back. Running it over the handle. The pan started going over my body. It was rubbing it's greasy body all over, begging me for more. I began to unbutton my shirt, as I erotically mouth fucked it. I removed my shirt, as it started teasing my chest. It suddenly went lower, gliding over my pants, making the fabric between it, and my throbbing manhood wet with white, creamy grease. I lowered my pants, kicking them off, my stone hard cock begging to be released. But, I wanted to pleasure the pan first. I then began to rub my pink tongue around the pans handle, tongue tickling it. I started moving my mouth over it, sliding the pan in and out, Making it wet with my saliva, motioning my tongue in circles around it. I slid it deeper in, consuming every bit I could, faster and deeper. Sucking so hard, as my head bobbed back and forth. I could feel it rumble with excitment. If pans have orgasms, it was having one. I mouth fucked it 'till it finished its massive orgasm. I knew it wanted to please me. I managed my underwear over my huge unit. It went directly to my anus, smoothing it's saliva ridden handle over it, lubing it up for penetration. It went in gently at first, a little bit at a time, a little further each shove. I started lightly moaning. It kept shoving, moving with more force, and speed. I started groaning a bit, I wanted all of it in me. It started getting quite powerful, and my anus finally gave way, and swallowed it whole. I rode it out, groaning louder, with each push. It felt so good, I knew I was close to orgasm, I could feel my balls tremble with delight. But, without notice, it pulled out. I groaned, trying to pull it back in, still wanting to feel the pleasure. But it insisted on going around front. It smoothed itself around my massive manhood, bouncing it up and down. It was rubbing the cock head now, soaking it with its' juices. Jerking me at a wonderfully slow pace, that made me cringe with sensation. It was now Jerking me faster, up and down, left and right, all around. Moving me so fast, my balls ached as they bounced against the pan. I moved with it's speedy motion, groaning loudly, and moving my head back, in sexual glory. I was ready to blow, and then it happened. As I let out one loud grunt, streams of cum shot out, dripping down the pan. It jerked me until every hot, creamy shot, was out. It was over, I had lived my fantasy.

lol2k on Engineering From Science Fiction · 2003-07-16 00:43 · Score: -1

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my opinion on Office Surveillance: Locating And Tracking 802.11b · 2003-07-16 00:24 · Score: -1

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In a word, no. This question is often asked by those who have come across the so-called "libertarian" right. As discussed in section A.1.3, the word "libertarian" has been used by anarchists for far longer than the pro-free market right have been using it. Indeed, outside of North America "libertarian" is still essentially used as an equivalent of "anarchist" and as a shortened version of "libertarian socialist." This in itself does not, of course, prove that the term "libertarian socialist" is free of contradiction. However, as we will show below, the claim that the term is self-contradictory rests on the assumption that socialism requires the state in order to exist and that socialism is incompatible with liberty (and the equally fallacious claim that capitalism is libertarian and does not need the state). This assumption, as is often true of many objections to socialism, is based on a misconception of what socialism is, a misconception that many authoritarian socialists and the state capitalism of Soviet Russia have helped to foster. In reality it is the term "state socialism" which is the true oxymoron. Sadly many people take for granted the assertion of many on the right and left that socialism equals Leninism or Marxism and ignore the rich and diverse history of socialist ideas, ideas that spread from communist and individualist-anarchism to Leninism. As Benjamin Tucker once noted, "the fact that State Socialism . . . has overshadowed other forms of Socialism gives it no right to a monopoly of the Socialistic idea." [Instead of a Book, pp. 363-4] Unfortunately, many on the left combine with the right to do exactly that. Indeed, the right (and, of course, many on the left) consider that, by definition, "socialism" is state ownership and control of the means of production, along with centrally planned determination of the national economy (and so social life). This definition has become common because many Social Democrats, Leninists, and other statists call themselves socialists. However, the fact that certain people call themselves socialists does not imply that the system they advocate is really socialism (Hitler, for example, called hims

gfdgdgdfgd on Last 2.5.x Linux Kernel Released · 2003-07-10 16:36 · Score: -1, Troll

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*BSD IS DYING on FreeBSD 5.1 Review and BSD Roundup · 2003-07-09 07:23 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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fuck the GPL and GNU/Communism on O'Reilly on the Commoditization of Software · 2003-07-04 16:14 · Score: -1, Troll

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FILTHY COMMIES on Linus Says Pre-2.6 is Coming · 2003-07-04 07:35 · Score: -1, Flamebait

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first figlet! on Project Gutenberg's 32nd Birthday · 2003-07-04 06:55 · Score: -1, Troll

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