You're not very good at trolling this jackass. What you have to do is say things like how you really believe SCO is innocent. Or say something against his republican background.
The riaa does not give a fuck about you and your boyfriends meeting at a pizza joint to trade music and buttsex. As long as they can get kazaa and the p2p apps shut down, that will cut off the vast majority of song swappers.
Be very afraid, riaa! MImeKillEr and his friends are going to bitch on slashdot and swap files on their 56K modems!
How much content on p2p networks is legally distributable content? I think this bill might be a tiny bit overboard, but it's needed in today's 'gimme shit for free' internet society, especially here on slashdot.
KaZaa has nothing but copyrighted music and movies, freenet is a haven for child porn perverts (as was discussed in yesterday's freenet article), BitTorrent has nothing but hollywood movies.
You've ruined it yourselves, slashdotters. I hope you enjoyed the grabassing while it lasted.
Monday, July 14th 2003 2220 EST Bush To Abolish Income Tax New "Taxster" system to be used to raise revenue instead
By Ack Countant
WASHINGDON, DC (Presswire) - Citing a taxation system riddled with loopholes and get-outs, President Bush today announced changes to the United State's ailing taxation system. "There are all sorts of problems with it", a spokesman explained, "Poor people get to pay nothing at all. And, of course, not enough people have any income to begin with. We tried using executions to reduce the number of poor people, but then lawyers kept coming out of the woodwork protesting that some were innocent and stuff, and that was expensive, so we needed to find a better way."
The new system will be replaced by a system called Taxster, based largely on the Napster file-sharing technology developed on the Internet. "Essentially, everyone's bank accounts will be linked to the Taxster system, and whenever anyone needs money, they just grab some that's being 'shared' by someone else.", explained Vice President Dick Cheney, "By default, all bank accounts are shared. Whenever the government needs any money, it just looks for some on Taxster, and all the problems are solved."
The genius of the system is that the sharing system doesn't reduce the amount of money anyone has. "Basically, when we share money, we're not saying 'Here, have my money'", explained Cheney, "Instead we're encouraging people to make copies of money, for their own personal use. we still get to keep our money, but someone gets their own copy of the money in their own bank account. Everyone wins!"
Bush reputedly got the idea after watching an episode of the Geraldo Rivera Show on TV. "He saw a special on Napster", explained a government spokesman to a packed press conference, "And while at first he was a little perturbed when Trent Lott was interviewed and said it sounded like Communism to him, he got thinking, Communism is an economic ideal, and maybe this Napster thing could be applied to economics." The cash strapped Inland Revenue Service jumped at the idea, explaining that it meant they would no longer need to "Audit" Americans, a process which of late has become difficult as government stocks of truth serums have run dry and the government rack broke last week."
Ordinary American's reactions have been positive. "It sounds like a great idea", explain Rush Limbaugh, a journalist, "I don't mind sharing money if everyone else is, if I run short I can always grab some from someone else." Jeb Bush, a governor in Florida, explained "It's excellent. There's no risk involved, we just all share our bank accounts and we get as much money as we need."
Economists however are sceptical. "The money has to come from somewhere", explained Alan Greenspan, Chief US Economist, "Otherwise every bit of sharing is just going to devalue the currency." But experts have scoffed at the notion of devaluation. "These people are just living with an out of date old-economy financial model", explained new economy pundit Jon Katz, "With technologies like Napster, the notion that you'll be able to work for a living is rapidly becoming obsolete. Instead of being paid for what you do, like the dinosaurs of the old-economy keep claiming you should be able to do, you can distribute your work via technologies like Napster, and get your income from Taxster. It's much fairer."
YOU'RE A FAGGOT!@!!
Actually, I made that up. You're a queermo. But had I not told you that, could you prove otherwise by removing your manbeef from my pulsating boyass?
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You're not very good at trolling this jackass. What you have to do is say things like how you really believe SCO is innocent. Or say something against his republican background.
Work on it.
A link to the actual patent might have been nice.
As in, the impact of my balls on your swolen ass cheeks as I lay your colon asunder?
(don't fight it)
You, sir, are a hero. Not only did you avoid reading the article, but you apparently didn't even read the HEADLINE!
You really are stupid.
The riaa does not give a fuck about you and your boyfriends meeting at a pizza joint to trade music and buttsex. As long as they can get kazaa and the p2p apps shut down, that will cut off the vast majority of song swappers.
Be very afraid, riaa! MImeKillEr and his friends are going to bitch on slashdot and swap files on their 56K modems!
Sweet mother of FUCK, you are stupid!
Sounds like more fun than a barrel of rim jobs!
Isn't OpenOffice open source? Why would I want to read a book if I can just read the code?
Call me elitist if you want, but if you can't read java, you're a jackass.
Care to share this fat pole I'm smoking?
How much content on p2p networks is legally distributable content? I think this bill might be a tiny bit overboard, but it's needed in today's 'gimme shit for free' internet society, especially here on slashdot. KaZaa has nothing but copyrighted music and movies, freenet is a haven for child porn perverts (as was discussed in yesterday's freenet article), BitTorrent has nothing but hollywood movies. You've ruined it yourselves, slashdotters. I hope you enjoyed the grabassing while it lasted.
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I posted this a while back, but I kind of got reminded of it by your "sharing" comment, so... (don't read if you're a heavy fan of Bush with a thin-skin, it's supposed to be a joke. The original was written just before he took over, apologies if I've fogotten to take out a reference)
Monday, July 14th 2003 2220 EST
Bush To Abolish Income Tax
New "Taxster" system to be used to raise revenue instead
By Ack Countant
WASHINGDON, DC (Presswire) - Citing a taxation system riddled with loopholes and get-outs, President Bush today announced changes to the United State's ailing taxation system. "There are all sorts of problems with it", a spokesman explained, "Poor people get to pay nothing at all. And, of course, not enough people have any income to begin with. We tried using executions to reduce the number of poor people, but then lawyers kept coming out of the woodwork protesting that some were innocent and stuff, and that was expensive, so we needed to find a better way."
The new system will be replaced by a system called Taxster, based largely on the Napster file-sharing technology developed on the Internet. "Essentially, everyone's bank accounts will be linked to the Taxster system, and whenever anyone needs money, they just grab some that's being 'shared' by someone else.", explained Vice President Dick Cheney, "By default, all bank accounts are shared. Whenever the government needs any money, it just looks for some on Taxster, and all the problems are solved."
The genius of the system is that the sharing system doesn't reduce the amount of money anyone has. "Basically, when we share money, we're not saying 'Here, have my money'", explained Cheney, "Instead we're encouraging people to make copies of money, for their own personal use. we still get to keep our money, but someone gets their own copy of the money in their own bank account. Everyone wins!"
Bush reputedly got the idea after watching an episode of the Geraldo Rivera Show on TV. "He saw a special on Napster", explained a government spokesman to a packed press conference, "And while at first he was a little perturbed when Trent Lott was interviewed and said it sounded like Communism to him, he got thinking, Communism is an economic ideal, and maybe this Napster thing could be applied to economics." The cash strapped Inland Revenue Service jumped at the idea, explaining that it meant they would no longer need to "Audit" Americans, a process which of late has become difficult as government stocks of truth serums have run dry and the government rack broke last week."
Ordinary American's reactions have been positive. "It sounds like a great idea", explain Rush Limbaugh, a journalist, "I don't mind sharing money if everyone else is, if I run short I can always grab some from someone else." Jeb Bush, a governor in Florida, explained "It's excellent. There's no risk involved, we just all share our bank accounts and we get as much money as we need."
Economists however are sceptical. "The money has to come from somewhere", explained Alan Greenspan, Chief US Economist, "Otherwise every bit of sharing is just going to devalue the currency." But experts have scoffed at the notion of devaluation. "These people are just living with an out of date old-economy financial model", explained new economy pundit Jon Katz, "With technologies like Napster, the notion that you'll be able to work for a living is rapidly becoming obsolete. Instead of being paid for what you do, like the dinosaurs of the old-economy keep claiming you should be able to do, you can distribute your work via technologies like Napster, and get your income from Taxster. It's much fairer."
George W Bush is 11.
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YOU'RE A FAGGOT!@!! Actually, I made that up. You're a queermo. But had I not told you that, could you prove otherwise by removing your manbeef from my pulsating boyass?