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2003 MacArthur 'Genius Grant' Winners Announced

ccnull writes "This year's list of 24 MacArthur Fellows has been released. Each winner of the so-called 'Genius Grant' receives $500,000, no strings attached. 2003's winners include a blacksmith, a biomedical engineer, a computation geometer, a biophysicist, a nurse, and a short story writer 'crafting witty, experimental prose.'"

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  1. oh well by potpie · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I guess my shell-script "thinkgeek fortune grabber" wouldn't cut it.

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  2. 500 k for this? by mOoZik · · Score: 3, Funny

    a short story writer celebrating the complexity of life's most ordinary moments (Lydia Davis

    1. Re:500 k for this? by pivo · · Score: 1

      Jerry Seinfeld received more than that for each 1/2 hour episode of "Sienfield" for doing the same. Hopefully Ms. Davis' writing is more interesting or humorous. but even if it isn't, it's still a "deal" as far as I can tell.

    2. Re:500 k for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, 'cause obviously arts aren't worth money. Only science is cool and worth investing in. /sarcasm

      Fucking slashdrones.

  3. Why not a teacher? by mistert2 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    How long has it been since a teacher got a decent raise? Politicians love to make points by slamming the profession. I know there are some clunkers, but show me the money.

    Why not me? I am not going to make it in my profession.

    1. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not me? I am not going to make it in my profession.

      In a nut shell, you have answered your own question. Why, are your fruitless endeavours not elevated for all society to see? Not worth answering.

    2. Re:Why not a teacher? by baywulf · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think in California, already more than 50% of the state budget goes to education. How much more do you think should got to education at the cost of other needs?

    3. Re:Why not a teacher? by tasidar · · Score: 1
      I think in California, already more than 50% of the state budget goes to education. How much more do you think should got to education at the cost of other needs?


      The problem is that the rank and file teachers are not the ones getting the money. It's the school officials and politicians.

    4. Re:Why not a teacher? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      I want teachers to get raises.

      But I will never vote for it until the entire idea of tenure is scrapped. Screw paying for an incompetant boob for the rest of his/her entire adult life to continue to screw up kid's educations generation after generation...

      Who's brainchild was that anyway? it makes the hiring process a nightmare, causes any kind of a black mark at all to result in the firing of a teacher while it's still possible, just in case, and serves no one's interest except teachers that aren't good enough to stay on based on merit. Dumbest idea ever.

    5. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average teacher's wage is about the same as the average American's. And don't forget that many of these awards went to "professors", which most dictionaries tend to define as teachers.

    6. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The problem is that the rank and file teachers are not the ones getting the money"

      They get the money. The problem is, the wages keep getting boosted overly high so the school districts are forced to increase class sizes and cut back on basic education in order to make the rich richer. Then, when the teachers get the money, they are forced to give a huge chunk of it to the union thugs. (who threaten them with punishment ranging from being fired to physical violence if they do not give their hard-earned money to the union thug's pet political causes.

      Did you know that California public school teachers have been forced to give lots of money to the Gray Davis campaign (including his efforts in court to deny the basic democracy of the recall process)

    7. Re:Why not a teacher? by deepfusion · · Score: 0

      >Politicians love to make points by slamming the profession.

      That is becuase education is currently a monopoly controled by the state but funded with our tax dollars.

      If private schools were able to compete in a free market, without a state ran education system, then teaching would become a more lucrative profession once the market corrected itself.

      In the private sector the "incompetent boobs" (as cited in a child post) would be held to their performance, like the rest of us in the private sector.

      These private schools would of course have to turn a profit in order to stay in business. Currently we don't see that much competition on price in the private schools becuase it's near impossible to compete with a state that can under-sell you no matter what and at the same time stay in business by stealing money from citizens. This means the only niche current private schools can fill is providing higher quality but at a much higher price due to the reduced demand the current monoploy creates.

      If we privatized the whole thing education would become cheaper(you pay in taxes now) and of higher quality than public schools currently are. Teachers would also have to be more competent than now in order to compete for these jobs and that compentancy would be rewarded with pay.

      Imagine that, being paid based on your abilities...

    8. Re:Why not a teacher? by Bombcar · · Score: 1
      Tenure was created to allow freedom of expression by the teacher. If he was accepted into a tenured position (say, at a University), he would be able to disagree with the University without fear of his job.



      This can be very important: otherwise the teachers become just like all the rest of the employed world; hoping that what they say or thing won't piss their boss off.

    9. Re:Why not a teacher? by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      I've discusses private schools versus public schools with some friends that are teachers. Well, they WERE teachers but they couldn't live on the salary. They are so indoctrinated. None of them understood that unions are sucking their money and that a free market of private schools would help them make MORE money. They all view private, commercial schools as evil corporations.

    10. Re:Why not a teacher? by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      wages or salaries? If teachers make on the same average annual salary as the general population, BUT ONLY WORK 9 OUT OF 12 MONTHS, then they are making BETTER than average hourly wages.

    11. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They get the money. The problem is, the wages keep getting boosted overly high so the school districts are forced to increase class sizes and cut back on basic education in order to make the rich richer. Then, when the teachers get the money, they are forced to give a huge chunk of it to the union thugs. (who threaten them with punishment ranging from being fired to physical violence if they do not give their hard-earned money to the union thug's pet political causes.

      Did you know that California public school teachers have been forced to give lots of money to the Gray Davis campaign (including his efforts in court to deny the basic democracy of the recall process)

      No I didn't... but I was also under the impression they made less than 40k/year

    12. Re:Why not a teacher? by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

      And why not an open source programmer?

    13. Re:Why not a teacher? by m3000 · · Score: 1

      Except now the average school year is almost 10 months. And teachers have to do outside training and conferences and teacher only days that the students don't have to show up for. And their day lasts longer, as they do not arrive and go home when the kids do, but stay around to help with after school activities, grading homework, and coming up with the next day's lesson plans. So it's all a misconception that teachers don't work as much as other professions, it pretty much averages out in the end.

    14. Re:Why not a teacher? by istartedi · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      How long has it been since a teacher got a decent raise?

      Not nearly as long as most people think. 44k average nationwide isn't bad at all. It's more than I made in tech support or programming.

      The starving teacher myth is yet another bit of Leftist propoganda served up some people in the media, and it's a very persistant myth. It's almost as persistant as the starving elderly myth. I wager the elderly are, on average, actually the wealthiest segment of society. Lobbying groups like the AARP and pandering politicians want you to believe these interest groups are "starving". It just isn't true.

      Of course there are exceptions. There always are. It's just that the "starving arborists" don't have a lobbying group like the NEA or AARP.

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    15. Re:Why not a teacher? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 3, Informative

      And why not an open source programmer?

      (You probably know this, but for the benefit of others): It's already happened. A well-known developer called RMS got the MacArthur grant 13 years ago.

      Today, there's enough $$$ coming into OS from corps like IBM that the charitable committees will look for something less outwardly profitable to fund.

    16. Re:Why not a teacher? by geoswan · · Score: 1
      Several of the grant receipients were University professors. So I assume you mean nursery, primary or secondary school teachers. Are you a teacher? Did you apply for a MacArthur grant? You have to apply. The tasks teacher should be doing are important ones. My own experience was that most teachers do a very uninspired job.

      I had some really good teachers. But they were the exceptions. Maybe the other teachers could have been inspiring and made a real connection to us, but lacked the strength of character to surmount the alienating nature of modern schools?

      Politicians? You mention politicians. But the grants come from a private foundation. Do you have any reason to believe the awarding of the grants has anything to do with elected politicians?

    17. Re:Why not a teacher? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      that's fine for private universities, if that's what it takes to attract top notch professors. In the grade and high school levels though, it seriously cripples the entire hiring process as well as makes it impossible to get rid of dead weight.

      Not an even trade off IMO for basic level education. Save it for the private schools.

    18. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What Teachers Make, or
      You can always go to law school if things don't work out
      By Taylor Mali
      www.taylormali.com

      He says the problem with teachers is, "What's a kid going to learn
      from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?"
      He reminds the other dinner guests that it's true what they say about teachers:
      Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.

      I decide to bite my tongue instead of his
      and resist the temptation to remind the dinner guests
      that it's also true what they say about lawyers.

      Because we're eating, after all, and this is polite company.

      "I mean, youre a teacher, Taylor," he says.
      "Be honest. What do you make?"

      And I wish he hadn't done that
      (asked me to be honest)
      because, you see, I have a policy
      about honesty and ass-kicking:
      if you ask for it, I have to let you have it.

      You want to know what I make?

      I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
      I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional medal of honor
      and an A- feel like a slap in the face.
      How dare you waste my time with anything less than your very best.

      I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall
      in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups.
      No, you may not ask a question.
      Why won't I let you get a drink of water?
      Because you're not thirsty, you're bored, that's why.

      I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
      I hope I haven't called at a bad time,
      I just wanted to talk to you about something Billy said today.
      Billy said, "Leave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, don't you?"
      And it was the noblest act of courage I have ever seen.

      I make parents see their children for who they are
      and what they can be.

      You want to know what I make?

      I make kids wonder,
      I make them question.
      I make them criticize.
      I make them apologize and mean it.
      I make them write.
      I make them read, read, read.
      I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful
      over and over and over again until they will never misspell
      either one of those words again.
      I make them show all their work in math.
      And hide it on their final drafts in English.
      I make them understand that if you got this (brains)
      then you follow this (heart) and if someone ever tries to judge you
      by what you make, you give them this (the finger).

      Let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
      I make a goddamn difference! What about you?

    19. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did you apply for a MacArthur grant? You have to apply.

      You can't apply, it's all done by anonymous nominations:

      Several hundred nominators assist the Foundation in identifying people who should be considered for a MacArthur Fellowship. Nominators, who are appointed each year and serve anonymously, are chosen from many fields of endeavor and challenged to identify people who demonstrate exceptional creativity and promise. A 12-member Selection Committee, whose members also serve anonymously, meets regularly throughout the year to review nominee files, narrow the list, and make final recommendations to the Foundation's Board of Directors. Typically, between 20 and 25 Fellows are selected each year. (from The MacArthur Foundation)


      I had some really good teachers. But they were the exceptions.

      The MacArthur fellows are always the exceptions in their fields (think of all the average college professors or blacksmiths). However, nearly everyone had a teacher who had a profound influence on their life.
    20. Re:Why not a teacher? by geoswan · · Score: 1
      And why not an open source programmer?

      Like Richard Stallman? Oh, wait a second, he already got one in 1990.

    21. Re:Why not a teacher? by cez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is not necessarily the teachers way of teaching, that might be wrong with some educators today, but their underlying concepts of intelligence theory, which if directed towards that of entity theory, may project a help-less response pattern upon their students, as apposed to a Master-oriented response patter towards learning and challenge. Incremental theories of intelligence have been shown to impose a more master-oriented approach wherein effort and learning are praised over intelligence validation. I am involved in an intervention in which we have created a program to help improve both teachers and students views on learning structure and potential during transitional periods (i.e. 7th grade, elementary school to middle school). Young children and babys naturally posses such love of learning and trial and error challenges indicative of an incremental intelligence view, yet through some environmental factors, ideologies of thought can change to less productive models, and are indeed malleable.

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    22. Re:Why not a teacher? by treat · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but when they talk about paying teachers more, they mean firing the current teachers and hiring better ones who cost more money.

      That's how paying teachers more will result in better education. Not by paying the same people more money on the hopes that they will be less lazy.

    23. Re:Why not a teacher? by 2short · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "44k average nationwide isn't bad at all."

      For the level of education/training/certification required, it kind of sucks if you ask me. Anyone who could be a good teacher ought to be able to do better elsewhere. Which of course, most of them do.

      "It's more than I made in tech support or programming."

      How long were you a programmer? 44K average; as in for teachers at all points in their careers. If making an average of 44K over the course of a life long career as a programmer sounds good to you, you must be a lousy programmer. I passed that mark in year 2. Teachers should expect to in year what? 15, 20? That's pretty lame.
      I don't know what you were getting paid as an entry level programmer, but whatever it was, I'll bet you that much that it's more than an entry-level teacher gets in your school district.

      Perhaps if good teachers couldn't make more money doing tech support, we'd have better teachers, and then you'd know how to spell "persistent". Not to mention knowing whether it makes sense to compare your entry level salary to the average for an entire profession.

    24. Re:Why not a teacher? by SiliconJesus101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, not to be an ass or anything....But don't the teachers kinda' know the pay grade BEFORE they decide to dedicate their career to it? It's not like there is some form of "bait and switch" being pulled where they think they will make 'X' dollars and are being paid far less than expected. A friend of mine is a cop and hell....he even admits that he knew the pay sucked when he decided on that career path, but he does like his job far more than I like mine....which coincidentally pays more than his.

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    25. Re:Why not a teacher? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Of course, the situation can change over time. Take the situation San Francisco for example, where real estate got so expensive that teachers could no longer afford to live in their school districts, and the city looked into providing public housing for them. I love this quote from the linked article:

      (HUD Spokesman Larry) Bush said his agency believes the program will also help attract new teachers.

      Yay, become a teacher and go live in the projects! Where do I sign up???

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    26. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offence - but I hope that you don't use this vocabulary if you ever do actually end up teaching "elementary school to middle school" children. Or for that matter when teaching PhD candidates outside your field.

      This post is essentially meaningless to anyone outside your specific field.

      If I were to contribute to a /. discussion on something inside my area of expertise I'd probably spare the general readership the technobable and digest my thoughts down to something generally comprehensible. Gee, I might even succeed in educating somebody by doing this!

    27. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother is a teacher and has been one for nearly ten years. She's even got a master's degree in education. Yet, last time I checked, she makes *less than* 30K a year.

      Now, I admit, she works at a small Catholic school, which pays less than usual, but even at the local public schools she could only be making about 33K a year, maxing out at about 37K in 20 years or so.

      For someone who went back to school to get her master's while having 2 kids aged 3 and 10, I think that's trash. Especially since at those public schools she'd be teaching 30+ kids per class, most of whom couldn't care less about being at school and would rather spit on her dead body than pay attention.

    28. Re:Why not a teacher? by istartedi · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you were getting paid as an entry level programmer, but whatever it was, I'll bet you that much that it's more than an entry-level teacher gets in your school district

      I was making 29. Starting salaries for teachers in Fairfax County appear to be at least 30, or maybe 36 but I'm getting crappy routing to those sites.

      So pay up sucka.

      Well, why didn't I get a better job, you ask? Well, I had a

      These whining teachers get the whole Summer off. I never got that. Or, they can work Summer school and pull in an average of 50+k.

      You're rebuttal about "average accross the profession" just doesn't compute. Somebody has to make up the other side of that average, which means that experienced teachers are making a lot more than the average. Perhaps there is an experienced teacher making 58k for every entry-level teacher making 30k.

      That still sounds like d*** good money to me. Maybe that's because I don't eat out every night, drive a Mercedes, live in a box mansion, or buy every new disposable gadget that comes down the pike.

      The bottom line? Teachers make enough. End of story.

      If they don't like their jobs, they are free to quit.

      Don't go trotting out your anecdote of some teacher who's poor either. I could have whined too, but I made my choices for reasons external to the job. Odds are that's what the teachers have done too. I wager most of them have spouses in other professions and they can't move to some other district because their combined income would be less. Well guess what? Life ain't fair. Get over it.

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    29. Re:Why not a teacher? by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      It's hardly propaganda.

      California had the highest average teacher salary at $54,348
      New York ($51,020)


      You don't thing the two most populated states skewed the average at all? One state is almost completely run by unions, and property taxes in both are outrageous (not to mention the cost of living in general).

      Take a state like Arkansas ($36,026 average) or Texas ($39,230 average) and consider that's the average... not starting, probably not even the first 10 years. Also, did the CNN survey include administrators? Technically they're teachers, but the admins in my fiance's school district get 6 digit salaries.

      So you can take your propaganda comment and bury it somewhere.

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    30. Re:Why not a teacher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not a bus driver?

      Don't forget, teachers are paid for 4/5 the time that most workers are. So your $40k/annum teacher salary is better compared with a $50k/annum mechanic.

    31. Re:Why not a teacher? by 2short · · Score: 1

      "Starting salaries for teachers in Fairfax County appear to be at least 30, or maybe 36"

      Says a random poster on a message board in answer to someone w/ 7 years experience. Googling around a bit on starting teacher salaries (no experience/bachelors degree/presumably a year of making even less while getting certified) I see mostly numbers in the low 20s. Assuming of course you start right out in the public schools, which you can't because you're competing with people who have experience in private schools, where you'll start mid-high teens. Anyway, I'd expect Fairfax is pretty close to the top of the curve, so maybe it's near 30.

      "You're rebuttal about 'average accross the profession' just doesn't compute. Somebody has to make up the other side of that average.."

      Of course. Over the course of a career as a teacher, you will make up both sides of the average. Starting out below, and winding up above, with your career-long average probably somewhere close to 44K.

      "That still sounds like d*** good money to me."
      Of course it does right now while you're making less. But my question is, would you be happy knowing that was going to be your average salary over the course of your career as a programmer? I sure wouldn't.

      "Maybe that's because I don't eat out every night, drive a Mercedes, live in a box mansion, or buy every new disposable gadget that comes down the pike."
      Niether do I. I have kids instead. Let's guess: You're a 25 year old bachelor living in an apartment with a roomate? I was making 28K at that stage, and thinking it was hog-heaven. I'm guessing that when you get to mid-career (say age 40), being at 44K won't sound so good to you.

      But really, you're mainly bugging me with your constant refrain of "whining teachers". Get it straight: I'm the one who's whining, and I'm not a teacher.

      I think teachers should be paid more. Not because I feel sorry for the poor underpaid teachers, but because I think we should have better teachers. I had a few good teachers, and I do think they deserve more. But more importantly I also had a whole bunch of mediocre or even poor teachers, and I think they should be replaced by better ones. But most of the people who could be better ones won't because the pay sucks.

      The bottom line? I think we should have better teachers than we do. In any proffession, you get better people by offering more. I think we should offer more for the position of "teacher", which you'll note is slightly different from saying we should pay those who are now teachers more.

  4. Overpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In my area, the teachers are badly overpaid. The union thugs force the district to give them more and more money, and the district has to cut bus service and increase class sizes to make up for the greed.

    The big part of the problem is the NEA. The teachers are forced to join, and then are forced to give money to the organization which then fights against education reform and accountability. There are dedicated professionals who put teaching ahead of greed who are forced to join this anti-education group.

    1. Re:Overpaid by mistert2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, I want to teach in that district. Are the teachers making six figures? Where I work, I make less money every year, if you include the cost of my tuition for staying certified. I want to meet these rich teachers and learn their secrets.

    2. Re:Overpaid by pivo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, show me where in the U.S. teachers are being overpaid. Only neo-con, big business puppets suggest that teachers are paid too much. Sure, the state of education in the US has resulted in underqualifed or just pain bad teachers in some areas, but generally only because those districs are so dangerous and hopeless that better teachers get discouraged and quit.

      If we paid teachers well we'd attract more teachers that are truly talented, like we did just thirty five years ago, when teachers salaries where about the same as doctors and lawyers. Those teachers taught me, and they were fantastic. I feel sorry for today's students.

    3. Re:Overpaid by EricV314a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      is it possible that the teachers aren't under paid then, but rather the doctors and lawyers are over paid?

    4. Re:Overpaid by abulafia · · Score: 0
      Only neo-con, big business puppets suggest that teachers are paid too much.

      Don't be a moron. Teachers are clearly paid the amount that equals how the US society values them, modulo union and elected politician interference.

      If teachers want more money, they should make a better case for paying them better. One of the best cases to make is to stop teaching and do something else that pays what they deserve.

      I'm about as anti-bush as one can be. I can't wait until he's voted out and replaced by a Democrat.

      Assuming people who don't feel for the teachers are all "neocon, big business puppets" is not only wrong, but shows how limited your own political world is.

      Have fun in that little cage.

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    5. Re:Overpaid by paganizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      What???
      where, in 1968, were teachers paid the same as doctors?
      maybe senior tenured university profs. maybe.

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    6. Re:Overpaid by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Informative

      Teachers are the ONE proffesion, other than Nurses and Public servents such as Police and fire fighters who can never get paid enough.

      there is no problem, and BTW, if Teachers did make as much that you say tehy are over paid, there would not be problems with teacher shortages, especialy in Math, Special ed, etc.

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    7. Re:Overpaid by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Personally, I beg to differ for several reasons. Salaries ideally should be based on:

      demand for skill

      available supply of skill

      complexity of skill

      competency at skill (performance)

      quantity of skills subject to above conditions

      As far as I know there is no significant shortage of teachers so there's no reason to raise salaries because of supply and demand. As far as complexity, teaching generally only requires certain certificates or minor degrees. Positions that require more advanced degrees do indeed pay more already. Competency is a person by person assessment, some are good and some are bad. As for quantity of applicable skills, some teachers do a lot of upgrading of their teaching skills and, as far as I know, do get paid more for it.

      In short, the mechanisms seem to be in place to pay teachers properly. If teachers made a ton of money, everybody and their dog would get into teaching (since it doesn't require much in terms of specialized or advanced degrees). What you'd end up with is a ton of bad teachers in it for the money, and an oversupply of teachers which would drive their salaries down anyway.

      In addition to this, I think the whole education system we have now is poorly designed. It is still essentially using the same model of a teacher teaching to a whole class during set periods. That model was based in times when the teacher had the only books available and taught from it. We're two generations past that now (printing press, computers). Some programs are making progress in personalized learning, but the primary model is still the same.

    8. Re:Overpaid by HughsOnFirst · · Score: 1
      "One of the best cases to make is to stop teaching and do something else that pays what they deserve."

      I think that it is pretty obvious that that is what is happening. Around here, all the good teachers are either fairly young and are teaching because it is really what they want to do, or have switched careers from a high paying job to a more satisfying one. The younger ones tend to switch to a higher paying job when they start to have families, and the older career switchers tend to have an investment banker spouse or something.

      The bad teachers tend to be the "Lifers" with no place else to go.

    9. Re:Overpaid by pivo · · Score: 1

      Where? In my school system, and apparently generally as this article suggests: A New Deal For Teachers

    10. Re:Overpaid by pivo · · Score: 1

      Yes, you're right. Either way though, the pay discepancy, and certainly the danger in urban areas, discourage better teaachers from entering the field.

    11. Re:Overpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I know there is no significant shortage of teachers so there's no reason to raise salaries because of supply and demand. As far as complexity, teaching generally only requires certain certificates or minor degrees. Positions that require more advanced degrees do indeed pay more already.

      Well, now. A lot of teachers would benefit from having higher degrees (or, even, college degrees in the field that they're teaching, god forbid.) However, teacher's unions have fought tooth and nail to even out payscales for differently qualified teachers.

      I can't vibe with your free-market approach, but the real barrier to getting good teachers is the extraordinary power of the teacher's unions. The number of times I've spoken to "fresh off the boat" teachers -- mostly college grads seeking to "help the world" by taking a hit in salary to use their high powered degrees from high powered Uni's -- who complain about the stifling influence of unions in getting good teachers in, and disciplining bad teachers is now too many to count (oh, fine, about four.)

    12. Re:Overpaid by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

      Only neo-con, big business puppets suggest that teachers are paid too much.

      I think you meant old-school science-fearing religious right.

      Big business benefits from an educated populous, which is why tech jobs are going to countries with a strong education system like China and India are geeting all of the exported jobs. Notice that HP and Microsoft aren't farming very many jobs out to Afghanastan or Iran.

    13. Re:Overpaid by Robb · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem with teachers is that it is extraordinarily difficult to measure competency. There is a permanent shortage or really good people in every profession and teaching is no different.

    14. Re:Overpaid by psilotum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Doctors and lawyers don't just "whine" about their pay (as was suggested earlier in this thread). They have lobbied for immigration restrictions on professionals which artificially keep their pay scales higher, along with our costs for their services

      http://www.cepr.net/professional_protectionists. ht m

    15. Re:Overpaid by Ravensfire · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but there is a shortage of teachers, especially in inner-city and rural environments. The shortage is projected to get worse.

      -- Ravensfire

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      "But we decide which is right, and which is an illusion"
    16. Re:Overpaid by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, show me where in the U.S. teachers are being overpaid. Only neo-con, big business puppets suggest that teachers are paid too much. Sure, the state of education in the US has resulted in underqualifed or just pain bad teachers in some areas, but generally only because those districs are so dangerous and hopeless that better teachers get discouraged and quit.

      Well, we are touching heavily on the issue of whether our current economic system does a sufficient job of rewarding critical members of society. Doctors, teachers, and engineers are all critical members of society, in terms of providing crucial services. Actors, professional athletes and (sorry) attorneys are not (judges are necessary). The jury system should "metamoderate" the judges.

      You decide whether or not the right people are making the big money.

      An interesting point about our current economy is that monetary compensation is now largely arbitrary, and in many cases no tangible good is exchanged (see "CEO"). We clearly produce far more than we need, so production is no longer the sole basis for wealth. This trend will only continue and accelerate until we end with no human labor being expended for any necessity of life (see "Riders of the Purple Wage by Phillip Jose Farmer). So, what we see is a decreasing need for human labor, and a rapidly increasing population of humans...sounds like trouble to me. ;-)

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    17. Re:Overpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I live there certainly isn't a shortage of teachers, though in center-city philly 25 miles away this is definitely the case.

      The problem isn't pay - it is working conditions. Who would want to work in philly in a school?

      First, you could get shot. Second, you have to deal with all kinds of horrible social problems, parents who don't support the educational system, etc.

      If you offered me 80k to work there as a teacher I'd probably not take it.

      The native population of most inner-cities tends to border on animalistic behavior (and I'm not being racist here - I've lived around these areas and found this applicable to people from any race). It shouldn't be surprising then, when these areas are managed more like zoos than societies. There is a culture of dependence created from generations of welfare policy, and social pressures work against anyone who should actually try to get an education for themselves.

      Even so, from what I understand there are many opportunities in Philly for students motivated to learn. The problem is that the social system works hard to demotivate such students. The problem isn't so much the educational system as the social system.

    18. Re:Overpaid by Elfan · · Score: 1

      As far as complexity, teaching generally only requires certain certificates or minor degrees. Positions that require more advanced degrees do indeed pay more already.

      High School teachers in Massachusetts are required to have at least a masters in a field related to what they are teaching (although they can get the degree after they begin teaching).

    19. Re:Overpaid by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, how are they forced to join? I ask because I plan on "retiring" from software development before terribly long and have long though about becoming a teacher afterwards. However, I'm terribly anti-union. Are teachers locked out of jobs if they don't join? Do you have any insight into this?

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    20. Re:Overpaid by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that teachers used to get decent salaries (though I should have guessed by my now deceased great aunt who retired and spent the rest of her years travelling around the world).

      I suppose this is off topic a little, but I've always wanted to teach after I've retired/burned out/been forced out of software development. I can't put my brain in a jar on a shelf and become management, and I think teaching math would be giving back a bit to the community. Money won't be an issue, really, so (I think) it ought to work out nicely.

      I bring that up because I think people who get a chance to retire early should consider teaching in fields they spent their careers in, if only for a few years. Am I wrong in thinking that would help the current situation a bit? Maybe even work at a reduced salary (and full medical benefits) so other teachers could make a better living.

      Maybe I just live in a world where the sky is a different color than anyone elses, but it's something I plan to look into.

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    21. Re:Overpaid by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      There is a fundamental problem with atheletes making higher wages and teachers making lower wages. People have disposable income, and their entertainment budget comes from that income. And unfortunately, it's not exciting to pay $50 once a week or so to watch a teacher teach, while it is exciting (to some) to watch a runningback fly through a hole at the left tackle and dance in for a touchdown.

      (Public school) Teachers are paid with municipal taxes. The general outcry from the public is taxes are too high, or shouldn't be raised. Could you convince the public to spend some of their entertainment $$ on the public school system, even if you could prove the value in doing something like that?

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    22. Re:Overpaid by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      More important is that medical education has at times been very difficult to get in the US(see the literature on the "Flexner" report which shut down all but one historically black medical school). With lawyers, that profession is more a welfare program for the upper middle class. Lawyers dominate congress and state legislatures and pass laws that create more of a demand for legal services. Japan gets along fine with 1/50th as many attorneys per capita than the US has.

      Actuaries are another example of a profession with strong protection in place(the exams effectively regulate the supply and the lobbying of that organization regulates the effective demand).

    23. Re:Overpaid by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      I advise that you hang yourself.

      Right now.

  5. 500 k for this?-Deep spender. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    " a short story writer celebrating the complexity of life's most ordinary moments (Lydia Davis)"

    Up next. A short-story writer celebrates the complexities of spending 500,000.00

  6. Blacksmith? by MisanthropicProggram · · Score: 5, Funny

    What exactly does "a blacksmith exploring the expressive qualities of metal" mean? Does he hammer the iron until it cries?

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    1. Re:Blacksmith? by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      LOL...

      Seriously though, take a look at the cool sculptures.

    2. Re:Blacksmith? by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      It's called art. You should look into it. I hear it's popular amongst non geeks.

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    3. Re:Blacksmith? by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously though, take a look at the cool sculptures.

      Oh, sure, make him spend the whole half-million dollar drant on bandwidth charges.

      Feeling spiteful, huh? :)

    4. Re:Blacksmith? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Actually it's more popular among geeks than non-geeks.

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    5. Re:Blacksmith? by Kulic · · Score: 1

      This may be slightly OT, but a fellow student in my university research group is looking at indium. She is looking at femtogram amounts (mass spectrometry), but apparently if you have a bar of indium and bend it, it squeaks or squeels.

      Maybe vary the length of the bars and you could play them like wine glasses?

  7. Pedantic Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not a grant if there are no strings attached, it's an entitlement.

    1. Re:Pedantic Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't simply "award" make more sense.

      "entitlement" sounds like they are -well- entitled to it. Nobody is entitled to this money. You gotta earn it.

    2. Re:Pedantic Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also what college students call "parents".

    3. Re:Pedantic Point by sonoluminescence · · Score: 0

      no, it's a gift.

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      Karma: Bad. Calmer, good.
    4. Re:Pedantic Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually under U.S. Internal Revenue Code Section 61, it is taxable income.

  8. Those who teach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those who can, do.
    Those who can't, teach.
    Those who can't teach, teach teachers.
    Those who can't teach teachers, administrate
    Those who can't administrate are on the school board.

    1. Re:Those who teach by christopherfinke · · Score: 2, Funny
      Those who can't, teach.
      Those who can't teach, teach P.E.
    2. Re:Those who teach by outrage98 · · Score: 1

      Administer! Administer! Why do you fucking illiterates insist on using "administrate"? It's truly as irritating as taco's reflex use of "then" where the rest of the english-speaking world uses "than".

    3. Re:Those who teach by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 4, Insightful

      more like:
      those who can but hate kids and don't care about the future of the country but only of themselfs, do

      those who can and are selfless people who want to help the youth become the leaders of tomorrow teach.

      those who have been teachers (and therefore have the same qualities as above) teach teachers

      those who can't teach and are morons, administrate

      those who are dick head politicos who want to push the educational system into their little ideological corner and could not give a crap about what is best for the kids, are on the school board.

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    4. Re:Those who teach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't it more like:

      Those who can, do.
      Those who can't, talk as if they can on Slashdot.

    5. Re:Those who teach by sahala · · Score: 1
      Isn't it more like: Those who can, do. Those who can't, talk as if they can on Slashdot.

      I think this is the only correct statement so far in this thread.

    6. Re:Those who teach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=administr ate

      Maybe start learning something about your own language before you call someone else an illiterate

    7. Re:Those who teach by hanssprudel · · Score: 1


      Actually, those who can't be dentists teach P.E.

    8. Re:Those who teach by myside · · Score: 0

      I'll imagine that you are a teacher becuase it tickles my funny bone.

    9. Re:Those who teach by Alomex · · Score: 1


      Students who can, do.
      Students who can't, flunk the course and then write dumb epigrams so they can feel better about their personal failings.

    10. Re:Those who teach by christopherfinke · · Score: 1
      Actually, those who can't be dentists teach P.E.
      Huh?
  9. Sarah Sze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Personally, I dislike Sarah Sze's work, but damn is she pretty.

    1. Re:Sarah Sze by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      If she's so pretty why does it say "No Picture Available"?

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    2. Re:Sarah Sze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    3. Re:Sarah Sze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't know what that dude's talking about... here she is:

      http://www.artnet.com/magazine/features/finch/Imag es/finch12-22-2.jpg

      it's a link from:

      http://www.artnet.com/magazine/features/finch/finc h12-22-00.asp

    4. Re:Sarah Sze by El · · Score: 1

      I think you mean Eve Troutt Powell

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    5. Re:Sarah Sze by kfg · · Score: 1

      He likes his women flat and grey, with just a hint of generic text. . .like his coffee.

      KFG

  10. lotsa metal by rettops · · Score: 5, Informative
    anvilmag.com has photos of some of the works of the blacksmith who just got a MacArthur award.

    Just think how much iron $500,000 will buy!

    1. Re:lotsa metal by mOoZik · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm willing to bet that the average metal worker with experience could do the same - it not more.

    2. Re:lotsa metal by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet that the average metal worker with experience could do the same - it not more.

      You know nothing about the guys work, or the work of the short story writer you belittled in another post. I'm willing to bet that you're simply envious.

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      :wq
    3. Re:lotsa metal by mOoZik · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes, envious of 500K for something that unexciting, unoriginal, and boring. Indeed.

    4. Re:lotsa metal by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, and the average painter can throw together a Rothko, Mondrian or a Pollock, the average composer can whip up a piece by Reich or Glass and the average architect can create a building a la Frank Lloyd Wright.

      In other words, simply because a work lacks complexity, it does not dismiss the genius in creating such an original work.

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      "Nothing exists except atoms and empty space; everything else is opinion." - Democritus
    5. Re:lotsa metal by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Srew that, I'd spend the half-mil on "big iron!" And I'd run emacs on it (maybe)!

    6. Re:lotsa metal by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      But that's what I'm saying - it's NOT original. I've seen works better than this, and yes, more original. That is my only objection. Sure, I can draw a few grids of unequal size and paint them, but I'm not Mondrian, and frankly, his work is bland and boring, imo. You can't just call anything art or anything music - there has to be a line. Otherwise 5 year olds doodling on paper and finding a way to explain their doodler would be hailed as Picassos. No!

    7. Re:lotsa metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reich? Glass? HAH!

    8. Re:lotsa metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen works better than this, and yes, more original.

      By a metal worker? Let's hear some examples. I've seen this guy's work (in a magazine) and it was pretty damn nice. I love metal, so metal-based art is something I like to look at occasionally.

      There is another metal worker I like more though, I can't remember the name of, but he does very smooth periodic regular sort of stuff. Like 50 identical wavey polished pieces of metal bolted together and hung on the wall. LARGE complex pieces. I'd love to have something like that on the wall, with some Richard Devine playing in the background. It's precise and mechanical, but obviously created by human hands, so you don't immediately dismiss it as a giant air vent or something. Then you start to consider the energy and power and work it took to create the thing you're looking at, and it starts to transform from a dead hunk of metal, to a snapshot of power and energy.. it begins to come alive.....

      Anyway these guys are easy to dismiss at first until you get "into" their work and realize what goes into it. It's just like any art form really. Unless you sit and think about it and compare it to other works, etc., it doesn't seem like there's anything "there".

      And finally to the folks who say "*I* could've done that" when confronted with a simple piece, my answer is, "why the hell didn't you?" It's easy to say that, AFTER someone else has "taken the chance" and put a frame around it.

    9. Re:lotsa metal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is some pretty sweet work, I've seen it before. I bet some of it will sell for more than $500,000 someday...

      If you don't believe me, check out the glass worker Chihuly .. he does commissions for MILLIONS.

      This guy could be the "Chihuly of Steel" if he uses this money to market himself right and create big impressive exhibitions....

    10. Re:lotsa metal by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Just think how much iron $500,000 will buy!

      Well, I googled around a bit and found a commodity price for some kinds of steel to be $200/ton. Iron is less refined than steel and might be cheaper. OTOH, "art quality" iron might convey a premium. So. He could buy $500/ton premium metal and make something that weights 1000 tons, or cheap scrap at $100/ton and make something that weighs 5000 tons. That may sound like a lot, but iron is 7.86 times as dense as water. Oh... and the quotes were in metric tons which IIRC is 1000kg. So... umm... hopefully I'm doing this right... umm.... 5000*1000kg/7.86 = a volume of iron the same as 636k liters of water. A liter is 1/1000 cubic meter. So, that's 636 cubic meters of iron. Or, a cube of iron about 8.6 meters on a side. That's a solid cube about 25 feet on a side. Solid.

      It would probably kill the grass and make a pretty good dent in your lawn, to say the least. :)

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    11. Re:lotsa metal by jonhuang · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have the same camera as ansel adams.

    12. Re:lotsa metal by jcr · · Score: 1

      Sure, and the average painter can throw together a Rothko, Mondrian or a Pollock,

      Umm, surely you're not proposing Pollock as an example of skill in painting?

      The average three-year-old child could throw together a Pollock. So could the average color-blind Gorilla.

      If Pollock was a genius, he was a genius like P. T. Barnum, not a genius like Rembrandt.

      -jcr

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    13. Re:lotsa metal by jcr · · Score: 1

      You can't just call anything art

      Well, sure you can. What Pollock did was certainly art, but it just wasn't *good* art.

      Oh, and BTW: Mondrian's work is rather flacid, in my opinion as well. It's not quite as bad as the dreck that Andy Warhol sold to the trust-fund kiddies, the groupies and the speculators, but it was quite pedestrian.

      -jcr

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    14. Re:lotsa metal by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Okay hotshot, let's see you produce something as interesting as that metalwork, and then _maybe_ we'll consider listening to you talk trash about a celebrated artist.

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  11. The article short on details on how you apply. by zymano · · Score: 4, Informative

    You don't apply ?? I still don't know how the people are found for the grant ?

    Bit of Article.....

    Several hundred nominators assist the Foundation in identifying people who should be considered for a MacArthur Fellowship. Nominators, who are appointed each year and serve anonymously, are chosen from many fields of endeavor and challenged to identify people who demonstrate exceptional creativity and promise. A 12-member Selection Committee, whose members also serve anonymously, meets regularly throughout the year to review nominee files, narrow the list, and make final recommendations to the Foundation's Board of Directors. Typically, between 20 and 25 Fellows are selected each year.

    1. Re:The article short on details on how you apply. by cperciva · · Score: 1

      No, you don't apply. People don't apply for Nobel prizes either.

      A bunch of people are invited to send in nominations; a selection committee looks at the nominations and decides to whom the prizes should be awarded.

      Generally speaking, the people at the top of their respective fields will be sufficiently well known that they will be recognized by one of the nominators; in the case of Nobel prizes, people are often nominated every year for five years or more before they are given the prize.

    2. Re:The article short on details on how you apply. by kurosawdust · · Score: 1
      It's better that way - you really don't want the pool of contenders to be "lookit me! I'm a GENIUS!!!!" types...

      "Well guys, it looks like all our applicants this year are total friggin' nutbars. We've narrowed it down to Doc Brown with some sort of Flux Craptacular or something and Alex Chiu....This brings me to an important point - do we have to give away this money? I mean, can't we just rent out Scores for a week or something?"

  12. Eccentric Fund. by zymano · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This grant sounds to me like some people that have no clue of what to do with their money.

    There are probably real researchers studying cancer or some biotech that need the money.

    I don't get it.

    1. Re:Eccentric Fund. by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      This grant sounds to me like some people that have no clue of what to do with their money.
      There are probably real researchers studying cancer or some biotech that need the money.
      I don't get it.


      I agree with you 100%, art is a part of culture, and it is a waste of time and energy. Society will not mature until the envy and "need" for these things is gone. Putting money into arts and humanities is just a big waste, while it could be put into things like medical research, and ways to make life better.

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    2. Re:Eccentric Fund. by exhilaration · · Score: 1
      Putting money into arts and humanities is just a big waste,

      Damn, who would want to live in world without art? Even Hitler supported the arts!

    3. Re:Eccentric Fund. by code_echelon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Couldn't agree with you more. Putting money into art is a large mistake and eventual waste of that money. There are many areas of research that actually acomplish something that are substantially under funded or that would benefit from this money. Art has never saved anyones life or accomplished anything of any worth for that matter. And to the other poster that said art was popular among non-geeks, I have to argue that most people do not care in the slightest about art and this is shown as there are fewer and fewer worthy museums every year and the large ones mostly have to have funding by the government or external sources as they are not attracting enough people to even support there own costs. I have never heard art classified as popular among non-geeks. Most art exhibits/ exhibitions don't even attract as many people as your average high school football game in the US. I'm not saying that artists should stop doing what they are doing however what there doing for the majority of them is a hobby and should be considered as nothing more and definately does not deserver to be in the ranks of the other professions or accomplishments mentioned.

    4. Re:Eccentric Fund. by CrazyGringo · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a new Lysenko within our midst? You should read Stephen Jay Gould's last book. I'm sure it was people like you who created the first borg.

    5. Re:Eccentric Fund. by ChickenAintDone · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're missing the point, putting the money into art is a waste, because whether or not we put money into it, art is still going to flourish. History also shows that a lot of our culture springs out of those without money anyways(so really to support art we should be taking money from people =p. Look at music: The blues and jazz (which directly influenced rock and roll) came from African Americans in poverty, rap came out of the "ghettos," punk rock came out of the English poverty. You could even say country came out of the lone cowboys in the west, but that may be stretching it. And how often do you hear about starving artists? Repression is good breeding grounds for expression.

    6. Re:Eccentric Fund. by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have to argue that most people do not care in the slightest about art

      Great. Make sure you delete all those MP3s on your hard drive. Wouldn't want that art to get to you or anything.

      Unless of course it's that dreck the labels shovel to the masses. That is *NOT* art, so you can keep it.

      While you're at it, what color is your car? If it's not white (cheap paint and reflects most solar heating) then it's not a paint chosen for function. Make sure you only buy white cars in the future. And no radios. Those waste power.

      Same goes for your house. No paintings on the wall, all white walls and carpets. Efficiency, not aesthetics!

      And, you're not one of those casemodding people are you? That's a waste of resources!

      And ultimately, I think the point everyone who DIDN'T READ THE ARTICLE is missing is that this is a PRIVATE foundation giving these grants out. It's their money. If they want to give a grant for a blacksmith to study the expressiveness of metal, it's THEIR MONEY to give. If they wanted to give a grant to study the number of cats that walk by a given house in a year, same deal.

    7. Re:Eccentric Fund. by code_echelon · · Score: 1

      "Great. Make sure you delete all those MP3s on your hard drive."

      First of all I have very few mp3s on my hard drive, and in my post I should have been clearer that my problem was with the funding of such projects and people. In this case I feel I am right as I don't think that artists should receive these grants or any kind of special funding. To use this model to music I don't think that the artists there deserve to get an excessive amount of funding either. Most artists are not accomplishing anything that is truly important and this definately holds true in todays music industry. I feel that the grants and funding could be given to people that have more important work to do, ie. Medicine, research etc.. Furthermore with that said, if people want to purchase there work and support them that way, that is a different issue and one which I have no problem with.

      "And ultimately, I think the point everyone who DIDN'T READ THE ARTICLE is missing is that this is a PRIVATE foundation giving these grants out. It's their money. If they want to give a grant for a blacksmith to study the expressiveness of metal, it's THEIR MONEY to give. If they wanted to give a grant to study the number of cats that walk by a given house in a year, same deal."

      I believe I did read the article and you claiming that myself or others that are reading this haven't is obviously irrelevant. Most of the people that are reading this also did realize that this is a private foundation and that they are free to give there money to whomever they choose. However I am free to comment on it, as are the others who have, that I think that the money could be spent in better places.

    8. Re:Eccentric Fund. by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Dostoevsky said that "beauty will save the world." I don't understand why it's beyond the capacity of the average Slashdotter to imagine that art, literature, and other parts of our culture could have some value equal to medical research and other 'practical' matters.

      Try going to a museum some time. Some of the greatest works of art ever done were conceived with the help of huge amounts of private funding. Michelangelo was no starving artist; many of his benefactors chose to lavish him with riches. Why should modern trusts do any less?

      I'm an engineer and as pragmatic as the next guy, but given a world without art and beauty, just give me the cancer -- what's the point?

      BTW, if this was sarcasm and I missed it, I'm very happy and apologize in advance.

    9. Re:Eccentric Fund. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without art there is no point in extending human life.

      Genius is a rare form of human excellence. Sometimes Genius is useful, sometimes Genius is artistic. But Genius should be encouraged. No-strings grants for Genius mean that these people can extend their excellence without having the overhead of worrying about paying the rent for a few years.

      That's it. Not art or usefulness.

    10. Re:Eccentric Fund. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just jealous

    11. Re:Eccentric Fund. by geekoid · · Score: 0, Troll

      "While you're at it, what color is your car? If it's not white (cheap paint and reflects most solar heating) then it's not a paint chosen for function."

      Not true. I choose my car color based on what is likely to be overlooked the Highway patrol, and that color is NOT white.

      "And no radios. Those waste power."
      Um, talk radion? news? resale value? plenty of non 'art' reasons to own a radio.

      "Same goes for your house. No paintings on the wall, all white walls and carpets. Efficiency, not aesthetics!"
      that would drive most people insane. Besides, if he doesn't care about art, why would he care about the color of carpet his home came with? to change it all to white would be a statement, and could be considered an artistic statement.

      "
      And, you're not one of those casemodding people are you? That's a waste of resources!"
      unless he modes in for effeciency, or perhaps resalevalue.

      Of cours eits their money, but it is the poster opinion that it is a waste.

      the question is: What the hell is your point?

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    12. Re:Eccentric Fund. by nathanh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Putting money into art is a large mistake and eventual waste of that money. There are many areas of research that actually acomplish something that are substantially under funded or that would benefit from this money. Art has never saved anyones life or accomplished anything of any worth for that matter.

      Technology makes life comfortable. Art makes it worth living.

    13. Re:Eccentric Fund. by nathanh · · Score: 1
      I don't understand why it's beyond the capacity of the average Slashdotter to imagine that art, literature, and other parts of our culture could have some value equal to medical research and other 'practical' matters.

      I think that's a nasty and unfair stereotype. I hardly think the single vocal idiot you responded to represents "the average Slashdotter".

    14. Re:Eccentric Fund. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      While I can agree with your basic premise, White is not cheap. Good White requires Titanium Oxide, and that my friend is expensive.

      -C

    15. Re:Eccentric Fund. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to agree with you until I realized that you were wrong.

    16. Re:Eccentric Fund. by HardCase · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You raise an interesting, but, I think, flawed point. Art is not just what you see in a museum. Look around and you'll see that art is everywhere. Art is in the design of buildings and the landscaping around them. Art is in the movies that you watch. Art is in the industrial design of the everyday things that you use.


      I live in a relative backwater of the US, Boise, Idaho. In a valley that spans a very large area, there are about 300,000 people. The west end of the valley is primarily agricultural, the east end is light industry and high tech.


      This valley also has a thriving arts community that features an art museum, one of the finest symphony halls in the nation, an art film house, about a dozen private art galleries, more theatres (the kind with real actors, not movies) than I can count on two hands, including a dedicated Shakespearian theatre that sells out virtually every performance it presents and, most importantly, significant community support in the form of ticket sales, donations and grants from a number of large corporations.


      I say "most importantly" because those corporations don't give money to the arts just because it's a tax writeoff. They give money to the arts because their employees and customers enjoy watching and listening to the art that the money supports.


      Boise's yearly "Art in the Park" festival generally sees something in the neighborhood of 200,000 people over the weekend viewing and buying all sorts of artworks as they listen to live music performed in one of our local park's bandshells.


      Much more goes on here, but I think that that is a sufficient summary.


      So, I don't know, maybe Boise, Idaho is an anomaly in the world of art, but somehow I don't think that it is.


      While I recognize that, just as foundations are free to grant their money to whichever cause they choose, you are free to express your opinion that art has never accomplished anything of worth and is a waste of money. But I sort of suspect that you are really just a troll. That's my opinion, freely expressed. Hmm...maybe it's even artistic.


      -h-

    17. Re:Eccentric Fund. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Art has never saved anyones life or accomplished anything of any worth for that matter"

      Just remember, the methods used to produce your circuit boards and the chips on them we developed by the print makers, long before the electronics industry was around.

    18. Re:Eccentric Fund. by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1

      OK, so we pull all resources away from art and put it all into medical, environmental and agricultural research until every human being lives a full 150 years.

      Why would anyone want to stay alive in such a world?

      Might as well build a race of emotionless robots and the kill off all the human beings.

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  13. First... by cliffy2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They turn me down for a Nobel.
    Then they turn me down for an Ig Nobel.
    Now, the Genius Grant passes me over.
    Why don't I get some recognition for my first-hand studies on the effects of sleep deprivation due to intense Slashdot reading? Dear Lord, WHY???

    1. Re:First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you're too freaking busy reading Slashdot to publish your work. Maybe if you tried showing it to somebody besides Taco . . .

    2. Re:First... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      How bout a Darwin Award ;)

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  14. Disturbing by the+gnat · · Score: 5, Funny

    One of the winners, Erik Demaine, is 22 and is already a CS professor at MIT with a gigantic publication list. I find this both inspiring and profoundly demoralizing. He'd better not be getting laid more than me too.

    1. Re:Disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Judging by his homepage, I don't think you have much to worry about... Then again, I haven't seen your homepage, so maybe I spoke prematurely...

    2. Re:Disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He may be a CS Prof at MIT,
      but he's pure made-in-Canada.
      got his masters and PhD at Waterloo eh?

    3. Re:Disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be too smug - he was home schooled by his dad. Canada had nothing to do with this guy's genius whatsoever. In fact, Canada probably hindered it which is why he took the position at MIT.

    4. Re:Disturbing by rhuntley12 · · Score: 2, Funny

      With $500K in his pocket, he will be now.

    5. Re:Disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel pretty dumb now.
      He got his BS when he was 14, his MS when he was 15, and his Phd when he was 20, whereupon he became a professor. Must be sort of strange not being old enough to drink, yet old enough to teach at MIT.

    6. Re:Disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but he's still never kissed a girl (or guy, depending on his preference).

    7. Re:Disturbing by pablo_max · · Score: 0

      I think it's safe to say that he is not getting laid to often...cuz damn.

    8. Re:Disturbing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. Being home schooled he needed special attention when he got to university. Both the undergrad at Dal and the grad program at Waterloo being less cutthroat than say, Stanford or MIT, could afford the individualized attention he needed.

  15. You know, this actually works: by cliffy2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our genius overlords.

    1. Re:You know, this actually works: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's why it isn't funny

  16. Next year's winner... by suso · · Score: 0, Troll

    goes to [insert name here] for figuring out the comment scoring system on slashdot.org by creatively typing with their toes.

    I think someone could make some kind of cgi/php based generator for these topics.

  17. Right on the heels of the IgNobel awards... by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which makes me think of how much subjectivity there is to the notion of "worthwhile pursuits" versus "worthless pursuits."
    Sometimes useful things come out of "useless" research.
    And sometimes the "crackpots" like Velikovsky serve an important function: to make us reflect on how we've arrived at our current models of the universe, how to make those models more detailed and thorough, and how to articulate them to fellow scientists and laypeople alike.

  18. daaaamn by Pshibly · · Score: 0, Redundant

    .....crazy. must win before i die.

  19. No, it's a mere gift. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An entitlement at least has some pretense of being deserving.

    1. Re:No, it's a mere gift. by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      How aren't these people deserving? You may disagree about the criteria under which they were judged, but they were picked because the judges thought they deserved the fellowship. It's not like a lottery where they just picked random people to give the money to.

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    2. Re:No, it's a mere gift. by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Not 'not deserving', but not 'entitled' either. 'Entitlement' has a connotation that is very much different from what this is, which is more like an award.

      Entitlement has a negative connotation in American English because of our not-so-recent history with the British nobility. They thought that they were 'entitled' to an absurd tax on tea imported to our country in the same way they thought they were 'entitled' to an exclusive monopoly on the sale of salt in India. They were wrong, so wrong in fact that titles were specifically prohibited to Americans in our Constitution.

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  20. Erik D. Demaine by Gurudev+Das · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Erik Demaine is also a recipient. He is the one who showed Tetris is an NP-complete problem.

    1. Re:Erik D. Demaine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. nice. I'll have to find the actual paper. I wonder what they reduced it from.

      Anyway, that article reminds me one of my favorite resistances by Tatshuya Ishida.


      Whenever I play solitaire I play for world peace. Cuz otherwise it's a meaningless waste of time and I hate to waste my time. So I up the stakes. Make it interesting. Every move I make can be the difference between global harmony and nuclear annihilation. The fate of all mankind hinges on whether I go with the seven of spades or the jack of hearts. It's very intense. I sit there for hours sometimes planning my strategy. I have meetings with imaginary generals and military advisors. I take lengthy breaks to the patio, or, as I like to call it, Camp David. I can't tell you how many times I've blown up the world. It really pisses me off. I mean, not to sound like Miss America or nothing, but I'm all about the world peace. And when those cards fall into place and I disarm all them nukes and establish the Pax Tatsuya and usher in the Golden Age of Peace and Prosperity, I rejoice with all humanity and then move on to Minesweeper. Which, of course, I play for the rain forests.
      -T.

  21. How about... by teval · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not giving a person 5000000 for something like that?
    How about giving 50 people who are smart.. but can't afford university a chance? How about giving them a life that they wouldn't have been able to afford?
    Or donating it to help the kids in Africa.. or anything that's mildly useful?
    Seems to me like this is just the recursive pattern in our society "Let's make the rich, richer" Sure.. some of these people aren't rich, but they sure aren't starving. I'm sure if they've been noticed by this foundation that they are preety well off.
    Whoever runs this.. think of what your money could do in the hands of people who really need it.

    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Private parties should give money to whoever they want w/o idjits like you saying "what about the children......what about Africa......what about the poor"
      Give YOUR money to whoever the fuck you want to and stop telling other people how to spend theirs!

    2. Re:How about... by exhilaration · · Score: 1, Insightful
      think of what your money could do in the hands of people who really need it.

      I have a better idea, why don't YOU sell all your furniture, all your electronics, all your clothes except those on your back, and send the money to Africa? You don't need those things do you? Think of what your money could in the hands of people who really need it.

      No? So shut the F up.

    3. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's their money; they should spend it how they see fit.

      If you want to go to college, you can always affort it. Sure, it might take four years of military service, but you can do it.

    4. Re:How about... by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      How about you just move to a communist country?

    5. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you're killed.

    6. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they're perfectly entitled to give their money to whomever they wish...

      Maybe SCO have the strongest case, and IBM should pay them loads o money...

      Maybe Microsoft software is stable and secure?

      Point is, it's a person's right to voice their disagreement with 'whoever they want w/o idjits like you saying':

      "Private parties should give money to whoever they want w/o idjits like you saying "what about the children......what about Africa......what about the poor"
      Give YOUR money to whoever the fuck you want to and stop telling other people how to spend theirs!"


      If you're all for telling people not to disagree, then why did you just do it?

    7. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider Mozart who had trouble making enough money. Mozart was more than "noticed" by Hydan, but was not well off. Cezanne, Van Gogh, Joyce were not very well off . It goes on and on. Consider Richard Stallman who won a MacArthur Award years ago. Look at how certain people are able the shape society. Free software has helped plenty of poor folks.

      And there is no way 50 smart people can collaborate to create a work of genius. It would lack harmony.

      Your thinking on a short term, I-want-it-all-now scale.

    8. Re:How about... by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      or are a single mother.

    9. Re:How about... by sahala · · Score: 1
      How about [donating to ] anything that's mildly useful? Whoever runs this.. think of what your money could do in the hands of people who really need it.

      You're right, these recipients most likely do not NEED the money. But they've certainly demonstrated that they're smart enough to know how to use it. When I read through what they did, the first thing I thought was..."I wonder what kind of (hopefully positive) impact they'd have on society if they got 5 or ten times that much".

    10. Re:How about... by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Private parties should give money to whoever they want w/o idjits like you saying "what about the children......what about Africa......what about the poor"

      Sounds like you could use a grant so you can get some spelling lessons :)

    11. Re:How about... by gm-7 · · Score: 1

      Idjit: Derivative of idiot, coined by Looney Tunes Yosemite Sam. Usually said when in a frustrated state of mind. Example: You put regular bleach in with the colored clothes? You idjit! http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Yosemite_Sam/ltys_0 53.wav

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    12. Re:How about... by infolib · · Score: 1

      How about [...] donating it to help the kids in Africa

      Slightly trollish, but whatever: How about giving it to

      Corinne Dufka
      Human rights champion combining skills as photojournalist and social worker to bring media attention, humanitarian aid, and legal order to Sierra Leone, one of the most war-ravaged and ignored places on earth

      Peter Gleick
      Conservation analyst demonstrating the key role of fresh water resources at the intersection of global ecology, economy, and politics

      Jim Yong Kim
      Public health physician formulating new and successful models for treating and containing major diseases in the poorest regions of the world

      Pedro A. Sanchez
      Agronomist pioneering effective and economical solutions to problems of land productivity in some of the most arid regions of southern Africa

      Nahh, that's not like it's going to help poor kids in Africa...

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    13. Re:How about... by Mjec · · Score: 1

      Give YOUR money to whoever the fuck you want to and stop telling other people how to spend theirs!

      So if I decide to spend my money on hiring a hitman to kill you, that'd be cool? You are advocating non-interventionist moral theory: a SERIOUSLY bad idea.
      Yes, no-one can force you to spend your money in any way (except gov't through fines, but thats something different) but everyone has the right to tell you what they reckon as to how you should spend your money. And they might be right that there are better causes than "creativity".

      So stop advocating the violation of rights which you hold so dear. And to prevent anger, may I advise that you cease using profanity?

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    14. Re:How about... by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      >>So if I decide to spend my money on hiring a hitman to kill you, that'd be cool? You are advocating non-interventionist moral theory: a SERIOUSLY bad idea.>So stop advocating the violation of rights which you hold so dear.>And to prevent anger, may I advise that you cease using profanity? And to prevent anger, may I suggest being less condescending? :)

    15. Re:How about... by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      >>So if I decide to spend my money on hiring a hitman to kill you, that'd be cool? You are advocating non-interventionist moral theory: a SERIOUSLY bad idea. Fallacious argument, using extremes to prop up a somewhat shaky point. >>So stop advocating the violation of rights which you hold so dear. This has nothing to do with rights. As ignorant as (s)he may have sounded, I think that he's saying that he believes it is bad form to tell others how to spend their money. He's not talking about some high-fallutin free speech issue here. >>And to prevent anger, may I advise that you cease using profanity? And to prevent anger, may I suggest being less condescending? :)

    16. Re:How about... by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      First of all, there are a huge number of donating organizations (and countries) dedicated to the causes that you're talking about. Second, you seem to suggest that because these are important causes, any cause (of what MAY be secondary importance) deserves no support until your causes are solved. Well, I'm sorry, but world hunger is a doozie of a problem. Yes, I know, blah blah, it could be done with our reserves, blah blah...that has nothing to do with the MacArthur Fellowship. While we're working on important things like hunger or curing cancer, it would be nice to have some art (and science!). Grants like these give a chance for people to work without as much financial boundary as normal. In order to advance society, ou have to give creativity a chance!

    17. Re:How about... by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      I infer from your attitude that you collect every last dollar you don't desperately need and dotate them all to the poor.

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    18. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So if I decide to spend my money on hiring a hitman to kill you, that'd be cool? You are advocating non-interventionist moral theory: a SERIOUSLY bad idea."

      Excuse me? The bounds of such behavior are confined by the legal system. The legal system defines when intervention is necessary. Beyond that, it is indeed up to the individual. No other system has shown any promise.

      "Yes, no-one can force you to spend your money in any way (except gov't through fines, but thats something different) but everyone has the right to tell you what they reckon as to how you should spend your money."

      I'll be more impressed when I see how you react under similar circumstances. It's easy to direct the spending of money that is not yours. You lose nothing by doing so. And assuming you're right and the other person is wrong is so much easier, isn't it?

      "And they might be right that there are better causes than "creativity".

      I know this is from the parent, but it deserves a response - B.S.! Creativity is responsible for every convenience we enjoy in modern society, as well as our medical technology. Perhaps artists don't cure diseases, but human society is a social environment, and a creative social environment has a positive impact on those in it. The equation is not nearly as simple as dollars in -> results out, although admittedly that would be easier for industry. I think most people would prefer to be something more than a machine in life, however.

  22. double reward by hey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It always kills me when people with interesting, fun jobs get money and awards. Like this and the Academy Awards. To qualify for these awards you first have to have a great job that you love. In that case do you really need more award.

    Where's the award for the programmer who refactored 500K lines of hopeless spaghetti code left over by some idiot who hard no idea about structured programing?!

    1. Re:double reward by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

      It always kills me when people with interesting, fun jobs get money and awards. Like this and the Academy Awards. To qualify for these awards you first have to have a great job that you love. In that case do you really need more award.

      That's not entirely true : you can be employee of the month at McDonald's.

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    2. Re:double reward by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Well for those of us who are unemployed, the reward be actually getting a paycheck every 2 weeks.

    3. Re:double reward by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or the person whoi designed a piece of sftware that saved a bank over a Billion Dollars a year?
      Thatswas how I learned I would never be a captian of industry. If Someone saved my a Billion dollars a year, I'd give them 1%.

      I'm not bitter, I got a football for my efforts.

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    4. Re:double reward by spectecjr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It always kills me when people with interesting, fun jobs get money and awards. Like this and the Academy Awards. To qualify for these awards you first have to have a great job that you love. In that case do you really need more award.

      Where's the award for the programmer who refactored 500K lines of hopeless spaghetti code left over by some idiot who hard no idea about structured programing?!


      Yes, but you seem to be ignoring that to get the great job that you love, you have to persistently wade through a lot of crap until you have that AHA! moment, or the willpower, to make the jump from the job you hate to the job you love.

      There's no point bitching about it. Life is random and unfair. Learn how to stack the deck in your favor - which doesn't mean doing anything illegal, or immoral. It just means looking for opportunity, and then, when that opportunity arises, chasing it for all you're worth.

      Alternatively, find a job you enjoy, and figure out what it takes to get you to the point where you can do that instead. You'll be much more productive that way, and you'll be happier, and the rewards will speak for themselves.

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    5. Re:double reward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a 'Genius Award' for a reason. The guy who did the work on the 500K lines of code is probably an intelligent guy, with a tonne of dedication. Although I haven't looked at the entire list, many of the winners are doing pretty creative stuff which requires a gift.

  23. Creative individuals eh ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

    The MacArthur Fellows Program is designed to emphasize the importance of the creative individual in society. Fellows are selected for the originality and creativity of their work and the potential to do more in the future

    Next year's recipient: Darl McBride for inventing a new business model : making huge obnoxious noises and outrageous claims to divert attention from his insider's trading and stock pumping activities.

    It's creative and he has the potential to do more in the future.

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    1. Re:Creative individuals eh ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      SCO!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Never mind that it has fuckall to do with the subject at hand, it's SCO! Here's mine: MICRO$OFT!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL

      My advice:
      1) Get off the computer
      2) Kill yourself

  24. Ivy league representation by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interestingly, among the academics given the MacArthur grants, the Ivy league schools Harvard, MIT and Yale appear to be producing a number of these folks whether at the undergraduate level, the graduate level or the faculty level. Many of the recipients appear to have done at least some time at those institutions.

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    1. Re:Ivy league representation by cpeikert · · Score: 3, Funny

      All true, except MIT is not Ivy League. It's in a league of its own. :)

    2. Re:Ivy league representation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which brings up the ever-ongoing argument: Is this merely because the Ivy League schools tend to attract those with the most ability or potential ability, or is it a result of an in-built bias towards ivy league schools in the intellectual community.

      Personally, I'm a proponent of the second view. The wide-ranging idea that holding a degree from an "ivy league" institution makes an individual or their work innately superior is so all-pervasive it's really quite sickening. It's as if the public relations departments of the top fifteen univesities have convinced the rest of the country that degrees issued there are better than degrees issued by other schools. I'm saying this as a graduate of a top fifteen school, too. It's silly. I've seen and met so many worthy undergraduates at so many smaller or regional schools that have so much potential, and are being lowballed by society because their degrees aren't from a ivy league, high-name-recognition school. It's disgusting. Intellectual elitism and snobbery at its very worst.

    3. Re:Ivy league representation by Fmonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More likely is that the nominators are packed into these schools. If you want to be nominated you now know where to find the nominators.

    4. Re:Ivy league representation by NotAnotherReboot · · Score: 1

      Funnily, starting out a comment with the word that you want to be modded up with seems to actually get it modded with that label.

    5. Re:Ivy league representation by clem · · Score: 1

      Funnily, starting out a comment with the word that you want to be modded up with seems to actually get it modded with that label.

      Flamebatingly, that doesn't always seem to be the case.

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    6. Re:Ivy league representation by flynt · · Score: 1

      You mean you don't get the same level of education at Southern Mississipi "University"??? We've been had!

    7. Re:Ivy league representation by shnarez · · Score: 1
      ... the Ivy league schools Harvard, MIT and Yale ...
      Nitpick: MIT is not in the Ivy League.
    8. Re:Ivy league representation by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, among the academics given the MacArthur grants, the Ivy league schools Harvard, MIT and Yale appear to be producing a number of these folks whether at the undergraduate level, the graduate level or the faculty level. Many of the recipients appear to have done at least some time at those institutions.

      I suspect that it's not as much that those schools produce "geniuses", as much as "geniuses" tend to go to those schools.

  25. I patiently await..... by geek4ever · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...my check arriving...

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  26. Hahahahaha. Okayish troll. 6 out of 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice gimmick account. You'll make the +1 bonus in no time!!!

  27. Does this only happen in the US? by Catharz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This sort of philanthropy is very rare in Australia. Does this happen elsewhere in the world?

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    1. Re:Does this only happen in the US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the US: founded by and continually repopulated with religious extremists and political revolutionaries.

  28. Re:You bought your ticket... by DavidinAla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, you knew what teachers made when you chose the profession. (If you didn't, you have an even bigger problem, but we're going to assume that you did.) You chose to become a teacher and you chose to accept the salary. Why is it that teachers are about the only group in this society who are constantly whining about being underpaid, as though their pay is some sort of moral issue? You don't hear people in any other profession whine about their pay with the same sort of self-righteous indignation that we hear from teachers.

    If you don't like the pay as a teacher, get out of the profession. Go find something for which the pay is higher. It's YOUR choice.

    And another thing. Teacher unions have led the whining for years that we need lower student/teacher ratios (so the unions can have more jobs for their members). In my state, the current ratio is 15-1. When I was growing up in the '60s and '70s, it was typical to have 25 to 30 kids in each class, yet the quality of instruction continues to go DOWN, in spite of the lower student/teacher ratios. If teachers would do a better job of educating kids in classes of the old size, that WOULD leave more money to pay the decent teachers better.

    My mother was a teacher for her entire career and my father started as a teacher, so I have respect for many of the people who choose to do it. But the truth is that the profession is LOADED with many, many incompetent boobs (being administrered by other incompetent boobs) who would rather whine than figure out how to do the job they're being paid to do.

  29. Of course he's getting more action by rgoer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, the guy has a Tetris Award, for fucks sake--you know how that drives the ladies wild. Plus, his beard is pretty far onto the "eww, gross" side of the facial-hair spectrum; no woman can resist jowl-pubes.

  30. Im so unhappy!! by daveashcroft · · Score: 1

    I cant believe they overlooked me again....ahh well, i will hold out for my rightful recognition by the swedish academy of science.

  31. ...thus illustrating... by abulafia · · Score: 1
    ...why you'll never win such an award. You appear to be incapable of understanding why it is awarded.

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    1. Re:...thus illustrating... by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      Sorry Mr. Elitist genius. I'm sure you appreciate that only because it won an award and not because you are not a retard.

    2. Re:...thus illustrating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you should be captain of the debate team, with insightful commentary like that! You really cut him down with your ability to form a cohesive argument!

    3. Re:...thus illustrating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I like original, inovative art as much as the next guy - and I AM happy for this blacksmith (hey, more power to him)...BUT, I am a little underwhelmed by this work.

    4. Re:...thus illustrating... by anubi · · Score: 1
      I guess art appreciation is in the eye of the beholder.

      There are some which can see beauty in the folding forms of a pile of dog excreta.

      Others will just see a pile of dogshit.

      I like the ironwork, but being in my economic level, I can not justify anywhere near its going price. But I do know there are those with economic levels orders of magnitude above me.

      So, I just create my own art as I see fit, although some of my neighbors may call it an eyesore. Things like making birdbaths and planters from discarded appliance parts.

      I happen to think the curvaceous shapes of old washing machine agitators make nice planters when inverted, filled with soil, and growing something. Same with a couple of old wheelbarrows the neighbors threw out because they were no longer functional. The rustier they get, the more attractive they seem to become. I guess its my way of saying my days of toting wheelbarrows are over. They, like me, are out to pasture.

      The Watts Towers in Southern California is a classic example of what some call art, another calls eyesore.

      Damm, art is sure subjective, isn't it?

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  32. Hey You! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!

  33. Re:You bought your ticket... by Acidic_Diarrhea · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You've proven the point for why teachers should be paid more. With the current pay scale that you are describing, people often do consider teaching but then make THEIR choice to do something that pays more. These people are ambitious and talented and want to lead a good life. In this world, the people who most often succeed are the talented ones. So by having a low pay scale, you attract many people who just want a steady income and summers off as well as attracting some great people who don't care about the money. Most public schools have a number of problems. These include administrators who are being paid too much for doing a poor job, bad teachers who can't be fired, good teachers who aren't making enough money. If schools were managed in a way that got more money into the hands of teachers and less in the hands of the administrators of that school, the overall quality of teachers would improve.

    I see your point about the unions. They are a problem BUT without the unions, the teachers would be getting screwed and you'd only attract the least qualified. There's got to be a better middle ground between unions and the administration.

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  34. Including college and special interest. by mistert2 · · Score: 1
    A little googling found this:

    figures(PDF)

    This would include special interest programs and the university budgets.

    I would put some of the special interest money under a welfare title. I would put colleges under a different title. If you would rather have ignorant people, don't educate. Don't worry about, you already got your education, forget about the saps with kids.

    California is such a great state to teach in...oh wait there is a teacher shortage in California. I guess the teachers can't buy enough mansions from the poor record executives.

  35. What you don't want to know... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is that the decision making process for these awards includes a swimsuit competition.
    Which still doesn't help me. Blech.

    1. Re:What you don't want to know... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      ...is that the decision making process for these awards includes a swimsuit competition.

      Swimsuit competition for geeks? That is like a baritone competition for Micheal Jacksons.

  36. Big giving - so often has same history by bob_calder · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be nice if one of these big philanthopists had not been a nasty evil old man who wanted to make up for his life taking advantage of others?

    Actually the Lowe Foundation is an example of one of the good guys' legacies. But John D MacArthur was a real character, the stories abound. I only heard one good one to three bad ones. And I do mean bad.

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    1. Re:Big giving - so often has same history by Animats · · Score: 1

      But John D MacArthur was a real character, the stories abound. I only heard one good one to three bad ones. And I do mean bad. Oh, yes. There's a biography of him, called "The Stockholder", published in 1968. He was noted for running shady life insurance companies that sold through newspaper ads and were very reluctant to pay claims.

    2. Re:Big giving - so often has same history by bob_calder · · Score: 1

      A friend was with the PA Dept of Insurance many yrs ago. They barred Bankers Life from doing business in the state. Bankers used to deny a life claim on debit life policies (weekly payment of 5 cents) if a payment wasn't made. Even though payments were accepted for years after the skipped payment. At the end of his life, JD was slapped with a 25 million tortious interference judgement in an auto accident case against his construction company. He did have a soft spot for miniature poodles though. He gave away a set of restaurant furniture from his bowling alley to a lady who had a poodle like his. She was my neighbor and owned an alley in Delray Beach.

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  37. rap, punk rock???? by exhilaration · · Score: 3, Insightful
    What the hell are you talking about?? Your examples of rap and jazz are mildly interesting, but patronage has ALWAYS been a central part of fine art - Beethoven, Da Vinci, Michelangelo, Raphael are some examples of what patronage has brought us.

    Government support of the arts is an ancient practice.

    Mozart, Schubert, Emily Bronte and John Keats died young and poor - who knows what more they could have done had they been given financial support?

    1. Re:rap, punk rock???? by linzeal · · Score: 1
      Fine art, like what?

      Define it.

      Digital Art?
      Software Art?
      What?

      "Fine" art I think here is a misnomer.

    2. Re:rap, punk rock???? by ChickenAintDone · · Score: 1

      That was in different times. Today the artists are discovered by corporations and those with money, their art is adopted by the rich, and they in turn make money. My point is, the Government does not need to dump money into art, culture starved people with money will. I didn't by any means mean that the artists are always poor, it's just that if it is good, it will be recognized by someone. Did any of the music I listed need Government funding? The government should put more money towards research, because it benefits society more than the art, which will flourish regardless.

    3. Re:rap, punk rock???? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1

      You're right, the government shouldn't be supporting arts -- which is why I appreciate things like the MacArthur grants, since I understand that they are funded by a private foundation, not taxes.

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  38. Overpaid teachers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Yeah, show me where in the U.S. teachers are being overpaid. "

    Every single place where the wage hikes are set by the union, instead of the real value of the work. In states where there is "right to work", the teachers are not overpaid.

    " Only neo-con, big business puppets suggest that teachers are paid too much"

    Some are, some are not. If they will still work for less money, they are clearly overpaid (especially when this wasted money could be spent on education)

    "If we paid teachers well we'd attract more teachers that are truly talented"

    We pay them more and more and get less and less results.

    "Only [meaningless left-wing insult] suggest that teachers are paid too much"

    1. Re:Overpaid teachers by pivo · · Score: 1

      Maybe you haven't noticed, but unions are weaker now than they've been since the 1930's. Again, if you haven't noticed, most people in any profession will work for less money, but not voluntarily. If you reduce CEO's salary from $10M dollars a year to $1M, I think you'll still find a lot of candidates for the job.

    2. Re:Overpaid teachers by Daetrin · · Score: 2, Informative
      Some are, some are not. If they will still work for less money, they are clearly overpaid (especially when this wasted money could be spent on education)

      Only in a libertarian "what the market will bear" aspect, not in a "value of what is produced" aspect. Teachers will work for less if they have no other choices or if they honestly care about the children, that doesn't mean that they're getting overpaid, it might mean that they're getting taken advantage of.

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    3. Re:Overpaid teachers by pivo · · Score: 1

      I think you're arguing with the wrong person, I agree with you and didn't write what you've quoted.

    4. Re:Overpaid teachers by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Yup, you're right, there were two posts at that level of the conversation, and i somehow hit reply to the wrong one. I obviously need to get some sleep or something =P Sorry for the mixup.

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  39. Union hypocrisy on student-teacher ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Teacher unions have led the whining for years that we need lower student/teacher ratios "

    They are so inconsistent. They ask for a lower student/teacher ratio, and at the same time they demand wage hikes well in excess of COLA which force the school districts to not have as many teachers....which results in a higher student/teacher ratio.

    1. Re:Union hypocrisy on student-teacher ratio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not inconsistent, since the one does not exclude the other.

      Given, of course that the total school budget is increased. Which of course, most teachers want.

      Therefore, they're quite consistent, and not hypocrites at all.

  40. Re:You bought your ticket... by DavidinAla · · Score: 1, Troll

    I was primarily interested in addressing the issue from the point of view of the guy doing the complaining, as opposed to outlining how to fix American education. From the point of view of the teacher, the choice is pretty simple. Accept the pay or find something else to do.

    If you want to address the overall problem, though, I'd say the problem lies primarily in management. Government-run schools have no incentive to become any better, because there's no market mechanism to force them to. The system squeezes out many of the really good teachers, because they don't want to put up with the garbage that goes on in most schools. Some of them end up doing other things and others end up in private schools with better management (where they make less money).

    If you look at teacher salaries over the past 40 years or so (and the rate of increase), I think you'd have to conclude that low pay isn't the problem. Relative teacher salaries are higher now than they were 30 or 40 years ago. (I can't cite inflation-adjusted figures, but I think the facts would bear me out on that very readily.) I think there are plenty of decent people who would be willing to teach at the salaries that teachers make -- IF they were allowed to teach and not be made into babysitters AND if the incompetent boobs were weeded out. (One of the biggest frustrations among teachers I know is the quality level of many of the teachers around them. I'm currently dating a teacher who has very interesting stories about that.)

    There are plenty of jobs that pay less than teachers are paid (and that also require college degrees). For instance, I used to be a newspaper editor. You'd be shocked how little reporters at small newspapers make. TV producers in many, many markets make less than teachers, too. These are just a couple of examples I'm familiar with. The point is that there are PLENTY of well-educated people who make less than teachers. It's the management structure that's destroyed education, IMO, not the salaries paid to teachers.

  41. Without the unions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "They are a problem BUT without the unions, the teachers would be getting screwed and you'd only attract the least qualified."

    No, you'd attract the best qualified. The unions oppose merit pay. Without the unions, you'd have education reform (the unions have opposed all meaningful efforts to improve education for years). Without unions, the teachers would have more money, actually, since they would be able to spend the massive dues amounts on something that meets their own interests.

    "There's got to be a better middle ground between unions and the administration"

    How about the interests of the students?

  42. Perhaps he discovered the riddle of steel? by arcite · · Score: 1

    hehe

  43. Mod this guy up. by arcite · · Score: 0

    Exactly. Art fuels the imagination. Art gives us glimpses of the possible and the impossible. Art transcends reality. Its what seperates us from the monkeys!

    1. Re:Mod this guy up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like someone who did an art degree, and has now found out at that employers give a flying fuck about it, so you can't get a job...

      Get used to saying "DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?" Artboy.

  44. Re:How can you be a Democrat? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He's obviously a neo-con in Dem's clothing. Look at Bill O-lielly's "No Spin" approach to things. He claims to be non-partisan and be on YOUR side, but he always preaches from the right. Welcome to the new politics of politics.

  45. How is this good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this good? The same tenure system that protects the teacher who speaks out also protects the teacher who is just plain lousy.

    Given the crumbling situation of education, I think we should risk muzzling the "disagreers" in order to get rid of the bad ones.

    It is not as if they disagreeers don't get fired another way. In states without right-to-work protections, workers who disagree with the union (and refuse to join it) get fired.

  46. Re:You bought your ticket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The major problem shows two faces; the National Education Association and the professional education teachers get. Case in point. My girlfriend (yes, I have a girlfriend) is a high school math teacher (yes, that's why she's dating a geek. And I have shown her my slide rule). She's working on her master's degree, and she's functionally illiterate. I love her to death, but she can't write for shit. She had never outlined a paper since junior high. If the teaching colleges focused on teaching or education, then the teachers would have a chance. However, as the NEA and their counterpart, the teachign colleges

  47. Flying Blind quote by bokmann · · Score: 5, Funny

    10+ years ago, there was a short-lied show on Fox named "Flying Blind". The girlfriend of the min character had a roommate who just wandered around in a bathrobe, apparently unemployed, but always had money for stuff...

    About halfway through the second season, the main characted asked, "Just what do you DO, anyway?"

    Bathrobe guy: "I have a Genius Grant..."

    Main Character: "You? But you're not a genius!"

    Bathrobe guy: "I was the night I slept with the lady who gives out the grants..."

  48. Re:You bought your ticket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because morons who want an easy degree and summers off go for a career in teaching.

    The smart people become professors or work in industry, the lazy bums teach 5th grade.

  49. He didn't say he's a Democrat ... by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    I'm about as anti-bush as one can be. I can't wait until he's voted out and replaced by a Democrat.

    How can you be a Democrat...

    He didn't actually say he's a Democrat. That's an inference -- maybe a good guess, but not a fact.

    What he said was, he can't wait until Bush is replaced by a Democrat. Maybe he's a third-party voter (or even a non-voter) who believes that only a Democrat can defeat Bush.

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    1. Re:He didn't say he's a Democrat ... by abulafia · · Score: 2, Interesting
      +2 karma points, not to mention you should start a blob, if you have the intestinal fortitiude.

      I'm not a Democrat. I like some actions Democrats support. I'm not a Republican. I'm actually really pissed off at all the stupid shit they're doing right now in the name of political advantage at the cost of any ideals one might have had. I'm not a Libertarian. My message is, you can all bite me.

      I am a small government type, maybe no government type, and what I see is that the Republicans are the new tax and spend queens. Just look at how much they're bleeding future tax money.

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  50. O'Reilly preaches from the center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Look at Bill O-lielly's "No Spin" approach to things. He claims to be non-partisan and be on YOUR side, but he always preaches from the right."

    "No-Spin" merely means that if you lie on the show, you will get called for it. O'Reilly preachers from the center. He gets called right-wing by those like Franken who thinks that everyone who is not a good leftist is a right-wing kook. He also flusters the Limbaughs and others who claim that moderates are wishy-washy and have no opinion: O'Reilly is moderate and mad as hell. It's enough to drive a talk-show host to drugs....oops.

    I would hope it is not just neocons who recognize the danger of depriving workers of their rights by forcing them into unions which work against their will and then steal their money for political causes that go against their interests. It is not a "radical right-wing notion" that each person should have a choice in which political organizations they belong to.

    1. Re:O'Reilly preaches from the center by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      Teachers Uninions are one of the only good unions left. mostly because each union is controled by practicing teachers at the schooldistrict level and not some proffecional union-crat

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  51. This is subtly evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read most of the biographies and, to be honest, it seems kind of random. There are tens of thousands of equally deserving people in the world.

    "Random acts of kindness" can be a noble thing, but I think this goes too far. The awarders of these "grants" have such deep pockets that they have the power to detract from and demoralize all the more specific and better informed grant givers out there.

  52. Re:How can you be a Democrat? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    gee...my reactionary neighbor claims the same thing as you EXCEPT he says they O'Reily is a Flaming Liberal.

    go figure...I would say that BOTH you and my neighbor are stupid extremest assholes.

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  53. Re:You bought your ticket... by QuackQuack · · Score: 3, Offtopic

    The problem with the Union is that they tend want pay based on seniority rather than how well you perform your job, so an ace teacher makes the same as the dead wood who has been teaching just as long.

    Basically any Union exists for these reasons:
    1) To get Better Pay and Benefits for its members
    2) Better Working conditions, including getting reduced workloads
    3) Better Job Security, including protecting the jobs of incompetant boobs.

    I'm not anti-union, but most of the items on the list are not really in-sync with improving the quality of education. It just annoys me when the NEA runs ads bragging about how they care about the quality of our kids education. No... you are for the teachers, not the kids, let's be honest here. Just because the NEA or other union opposes certain reforms does not mean the reform is bad for education, if the union opposes it, it's most likely because they perceive it to be increasing the workload for teachers, or weakening their (the union's) power. Which is fine, that's what they are supposed to do. I just wish more people would see that for what it is, and not some noble act of fighting FOR their kids' best educational interest.

    Paying the good teachers extra would be a good start, it would give other teachers incentive to perform better. But the unions are against it, basically because it's too arbitrary for them. Unions need clearly defined workplace rules and pay scales, when the administration can start making arbitrary decisions, the Union loses some of its power.

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  54. what, no stallman-bashing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geeze, nobody remembers that our own beloved RMS was a recipient of this fine award in 1990?

    PS: That metal worker makes some awesome stuff. I saw him in a magazine once and thought it was some fine work.

  55. Just because you like it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It isn't a deal. Seinfeld's salary was based on the advertising revenue he drew which was based on his ratings. The market priced him. This woman's short story was also priced, and so far people don't seem to think that her creations are with as much (or course, this can always change).

    1. Re:Just because you like it? by michaelggreer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, Lydia Davis is fantastically good writer. Sienfeld is a sitcom. He got paid more, but that's because he works in a high-paying profession. Apart from a handful, writers have never ever been paid much, and hardly ever according to their worth. I am happy for her, and can think of few writers as deserving. She has created something far more substantial than a few good gags (and I am a big Sienfeld fan).

  56. Tenure==administrator repellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a friend that was recognized as teacher of the year in his populous county. There may have been some qualifiers, like "high school teacher of the year" , but no matter what qualifer it's still pretty amazing.

    He had an asswipe principal try to run him out. Not only didn't support him vs. abusive parents, the chancre sore was abusive himself. Absolutely no concept that the mission of the school was to educate its students. In his view, it was to further his career.

    In a way, it worked. The asswipe was promoted to a district level job where he could only abuse other administrators.

    My friend is contemptuous of the union, which has consistently o.k.'d larger class sizes to get more money in salary. But the salaries are not enough for a comfortable middle class existence in Southern California.

    Overall, I'd say we need to scrap the public school system and start over. It was never meant to educate, merely warehouse and indoctrinate. That's why the unions representing teachers and prison guards sound so similar. If public schools were really about education, they'd be set up differently. Really, the lessons we are to take from them are meta-lessons in not standing out, in obedience, subservience. The U.S. adopted a Prussian model of education that was explicitly designed to produce generations of cannon fodder. The elite went (and go) to different schools, and learn different things.

    Look at W. He did not learn anything from his educational opportunities except that he's entitled to things. He has a certain amount of charm, and the politicians knack for remembering individual names and faces, but other than that, he's a zero. He is a stranger to reason, unafflicted with curiosity, but at every step of his educational progress he saw that, despite manifest lack of merit, who he was opened doors.

    That's a different lesson the first graders in a packed classroom are learning in their platoons. They're learning to sit in the right place. That who they are does not matter, but whether they do as they are told does matter.

  57. Obligatory Richard Stallman MacArthur mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    RMS was awarded the MacArthur award in 1990 for his contributions to the software field.

    This quote is interesting:

    "According to The Boston Globe, Stallman supports himself by working for two months a year as a $260-an-hour computer consultant."

    this was in 1990! I'd give him an award just for getting that rate! It just goes to show you how much RMS gave up to bring the world Free Software. Most people have no idea.

  58. Only if they want to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And their day lasts longer, as they do not arrive and go home when the kids do, but stay around to help with after school activities, grading homework, and coming up with the next day's lesson plans"

    Only if they want to. Thanks to tenure, they lay back on the hammock and coast a lot of the time. They develop lesson plans early on (or borrow some other's plan) so they do not have to spend any time on prep (using the same tired plans year after year after year), and they have the students grade the papers during class time. It becomes a strictly 8 to 3 matter.

  59. Genius by Spencer+Wilson · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is it possible to become a genius. Your brain is a muscle, could you exercise it and improve it's performance?

    1. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      meditate and memorize. I did it once. Problem is you'll start babeling to yourself nonstop in a stream-of-conscious sort of way recalling all sorts of details of your own life like the time I was walking alone as a little kid along down the road to see the deep river come unfolded through the eye of an apple tree with all sorts of grasshoppers floating in my direction to strange copper land of slivery gold and rosy flowers growing high among the clouds of the settling sun with its sidulent snaky path pulling me down under the fidged hoary water with my ghostly siblings exhaling their last oxygen crys from a body dragged down with current back scaping rocks head over tumbling heals to a far shore where a dog licks the putrid fishy corpse!

    2. Re:Genius by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Dude. That was your memory of playing Daikatana.

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    3. Re:Genius by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Studies have shown that most of the learning that people do happens before they reach the age of three or four. Most geniuses are recognized as such at a *very* early age. You can definitely learn ways to hone your thinking and comprehension: study formal logic, learn foreign languages, etc., but if you're not a genius by age five, I don't think you can teach yourself to be one.

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    4. Re:Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the question was simply, can you exercise your brain to improve your performance, and the answer to that is a definite yes. So stop reading slashdot right now and do something productive with your brain, before it's too late!

    5. Re:Genius by Spencer+Wilson · · Score: 1

      I think those studies are false. Correction: I know those studies are false.

  60. First People Magazine sexiest list by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    then I missed out on this.

    Now I'm really depressed.

  61. Not flamebait by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    Funny.

    Do you think we really give a monkey's about 'slurs' like that?

  62. ohhh by geekoid · · Score: 1

    just over 499,999 dollars worth.

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  63. Is The Selection Process Geographically Biased? by gbulmash · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I find it interesting that 38% of the recipients can be found in two cities (9 recipients in New York and Boston) that maybe account for 5-6% of the total U.S. population. Throw in another 2 recipients in Connecticut and Georgia and the "East Coast" accounts for nearly half of all the awards.

    Probably more out of skew is 2 awards going to New Mexico residents (8.3% of the awards going to an area with 0.75% of the population).

    Closer to skew is 4 awards (16.67%) going to California residents (10-11% of the population) and even more so if you count that as "West Coast" instead of just California.

    When you deduct the two awards to international residents, that leaves 5 awards (20.83%) to be spread among the other 44 states. Those went to residents of Colorado, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, and Pennsylvania.

    Does that mean the remaining 39 states do not contain sufficient genius to warrant an award? Does that mean that we have an abnormally high concentration of genius in New York and Boston? While New York and Boston residents would probably like to think so, maybe put on big foam fingers and drunkenly shout "We're Number One", the rest of the nation would likely disagree.

    Going through a portion of the historical listing of winners (last names starting with A-F), we find that out of 164 winners, 70 (42.7%) resided in the states of New York or Massachusets, and 30 (18.3% of total recipients, 62.5% of all New York state recipients) were in New York City. An additional 56 (34.1%) were in California, but those were more evenly spread out with only 11 (6.7% of total, 19.6% of state) being in Los Angeles.

    So historically, based on that list, you have nearly 77% of all recipients being concentrated in 3 states and over 18% of them in just one city.

    I'm sure the recipients of these grants are deserving, hard-working, geniuses in their own right. I just wonder if their geographic location is giving them an unfair advantage over geniuses in the rest of the U.S.

    - Greg , though that still weights Cali's share of the awards above its share of the , just short of half of the recipients (11) are on the East Coast, 9 of them in New York or Massachusets (the other 2 are in Connecticut and Georgia).

    1. Re:Is The Selection Process Geographically Biased? by dafoomie · · Score: 2, Informative

      What you're seeing are the concentrations of the top "genius" schools, like Harvard, MIT, Yale, etc. There are simply more high end schools in Boston, New York, and California than there are in other places. Since this is an academic award, it only makes sense that this is the case. Some of these people are probably from "the other 39", but currently live near their school. You can be born a genius, but you need an equally good education to take full advantage of it.

    2. Re:Is The Selection Process Geographically Biased? by DeVilla · · Score: 1
      Honestly now. What possessed you to work all of that out? You're working on next year. Admit it!


      Dan

    3. Re:Is The Selection Process Geographically Biased? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Another poster has already noted that you're observing a rough density map of the big name schools.

      There's probably also a bias in the selection of the nominating committees. Probably those individuals live predominantly in the major cities identified with cultural and scientific advancement. Of course, since the committee members are a secret, we'll never know for sure...

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    4. Re:Is The Selection Process Geographically Biased? by peezer · · Score: 1

      There also may be a self-selection issue--those individuals doing the sort of work rewarded by the MacArthur foundation may move to larger cities because of increased opportunities, for instance.

    5. Re:Is The Selection Process Geographically Biased? by gbulmash · · Score: 1
      What you're seeing are the concentrations of the top "genius" schools, like Harvard, MIT, Yale, etc. There are simply more high end schools in Boston, New York, and California than there are in other places.

      Good point. The top schools and big cities do help concentrate the top talent. A great artist is unlikely to stay in rural Alabama on the hopes that some art critic's car will break down while passing through their one-horse town. They're going to try to go to New York and hit it big there.

      But then my question is whether this money truly has the indended effect? With their high visibility and the resources of prestigious, well-funded institutions behind them, aren't these people already given an advantage in the exercise of their genius? Might the funds be better spent in seeking out and encouraging more obscure genius in more obscure locations?

      Given, this is a private foundation and they can do whatever they want with their money. They don't need my approval of their choices and I'm really just Monday-morning quarterbacking. I'm not walking a mile in the shoes of the nominating or judging committees, so I can't know what went into making these choices.

      But there's a certain romance to the MacArthur Genius Grant: recognition from out of the blue of great minds laboring in obscurity that suddenly puts funds into their hands to enable them to pursue great works.

      I always assumed their processes to be a bit more exhaustive, prying talent out of lesser-explored nooks and crannies, but perhaps the cream really does rise to the top and these are the areas that attract it.

      As for the poster who jokingly suggested I compiled the stats as part of a campaign to get my own MacArthur grant... Unless accidentally starting an urban legend qualifies me as a MacArthur caliber genius, I doubt I'll ever generate a work or body of work worthy of such recognition.

      - Greg

    6. Re:Is The Selection Process Geographically Biased? by Illserve · · Score: 1

      It just might be possible that smart people are not evenly distributed throughout the country.

    7. Re:Is The Selection Process Geographically Biased? by eoyount · · Score: 1

      24 isn't a sufficient sample size to calculate this bias. Go back and analyze all recipients since the award started and I'll take you more seriously.

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      you must first understand recursion.
  64. Idiotic Foundations by Baldrson · · Score: 1
    Any rich guy who leaves his money in a foundation rather than in escrow for a set of objective prize awards, such as the X-Prize, has no recognition of the failed history of foundations.

    Hell, the folks at the Ford Foundation are proud of the fact that they call Henry Ford "the grave spinner".

    1. Re:Idiotic Foundations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      such as the X-Prize
      Which is completely stupid and even more meaningless than these awards.
  65. Punk Rock started in NYC by spineboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh, Try Staten Island, NY (Ramones)

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    1. Re:Punk Rock started in NYC by r84x · · Score: 1

      How about the Sex Pistols or the Clash, both from London?

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    2. Re:Punk Rock started in NYC by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Yay Staten Island! My hometown (had no idea the ramones came from their, that's quite sweet) although I don't know how safe it is to say that Punk started in NYC since the sex pistols were out in england around the same time. It's like in SLC Punk "Ramones in NY, Sex pistols in england, who cares who started it. All I know is that we did it harder and we did it better" or something like that I don't have the movie on my laptop to check hehe.

    3. Re:Punk Rock started in NYC by pianophile · · Score: 1

      How about the Sex Pistols or the Clash, both from London?

      Both came after The Ramones, New York Dolls, Iggy and the Stooges, and others. Punk became popular in the UK, but really got its start in the US.

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  66. This will never happen by gtshafted · · Score: 1
    I think the main problem with education in the US is that everything is too centralized in terms of control. There is no competition between any schools below the college level. Basically local public schools have a monopoly and there's really no real incentive for actually improving... Only well to do families have the luxury of being able to choose where to send their kids.

    If families were given government vouchers to go to any school that they wanted (including private institutions), this would improve things by introducing competition and eliminating the current monopolies - poor underperforming schools (and teachers/administrators) and allowing middle class and poorer children attend better institutions. Granted this still need affirmative action to work...

    1. Re:This will never happen by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      Consider this, schools, if done on voucher, would not necessarrily be held to higher education standards, they would be their to make a profit. Yes, higher education standards would be present in some schools, but they also can refuse admission.

      Also, you forget about the location problem. What if no one wants to have thier children go to a local school. only the ones that cant afford to have their children go elsewhere would send their schools to less advantaged schools.

      the problems simply mount from their on, you have children with no mixed economic level in the same area, the schools that are in the area can also be selective (probably) and the ones that are good and do have all the things that parents want will fill up fast, leaving only places considered "not good enough" for the "rest" of the children to get into.

      I think you miss the fact that this would only INCREASE the problems in current school systems.

      I am not saying what we currently have is "good" but I am saying that vouchers are not the way to fix the problem.

      You forget one thing, the Human factor. Location and Economic standing of a group near a school is important, and if a school is allowed to limit admission to say.. everyone that lives close gets entry first, then if leftover space we allow others, then you will still have the same problem.

      Consider the case in Kansas City Kansas, there are schools in Johnson county in "well to do neighborhoods" where attendance is high, school activities are frequent, and parent participation is often.

      Now consider only 10s of miles away (a long drive but worth it for a parent) to failing kansas city magnet schools. Vouchers will not help this at all, the schools would not have to "accept everyone" they could simply say "we no longer have seats" once they fill whatever small quota is required, then where are the children to go? Thats right, where their parents have choice, thats to another low level public school that is within the area.

      Even if vouchers are allowed at private schools, the competition for the voucher money will be amazing. THe private schools have no set standards that they have to follow for teaching children, they can simply teach cirriculums that are against doctrine of church and state as well, and PUBLIC money will be used to support teaching children in a method that would probably violate the constitutional rights of an athiest.

      And, if a forced cirriculum were set for the private schools, you would thus be violating their rights to teach their children and the children of those who choose to go their.

      I think you possibly havent though this through, and thought of the people you are trying to actually help, at least i hope your trying to help.

      This would widen class gaps so wide, that in some areas children might not even be ABLE to attend school, simply because it would not be profitiable enough to do so.

      Schools dont simply "exist" they are their either because the government saw a need, or a private group saw a need. When teh government stops funding a school to keep it alive, then that school is going to die, especially in a "high risk" area.

      Oh well

      Buzz OUT

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  67. Teachers are not underpaid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teachers are not underpaid. They are paid about middle of the pack when compared against other non-technical careers with a 4 year degree. When teachers complain about being underpaid, they always compare themselves against scientists and engineers. They should compare with journalists, economists, historians, linquists, and accountants, which pay worse than teaching.

  68. you could always go for by geekoid · · Score: 1

    the darwin award.

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  69. A cool blacksmith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Her and her husband are the dream geek couple.

    Here is her site.
    MineralArts

    Her drawings are great.

  70. Re:You bought your ticket... by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

    There appears to be some truth to this, at least subjectively. When I was in college, the least intelligent students I knew tended to be the ones in elementary education. That's not to say that ALL of them were that way, but a LOT of them were (in disproportionate numbers).

  71. Computer Scientists who were awarded fellowships.. by geoswan · · Score: 4, Informative
    Berners-Lee, Tim
    Blinn, James F.
    Demaine, Erik
    Holland, John H.
    Jurafsky, Daniel
    Rus, Daniela
    Shor, Peter
    Sims, Karl
    Stallman, Richard
    Winfree, Erik
    Wolfram, Stephen

    The MacArthur Foundation site has the fellows sorted by field. These eleven were the ones they classed under "Computer Science".

  72. The Looney Loot Awards by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    The MacArthur Genius awards are an example of a rich, eccentric family giving money to other eccentrics. When you come right down to it, it doesn't have much to do with genius. They've given money to people with some truly useful ideas in the past, but there have also been plenty of stinkers in this list. My favorite was the woman that got an award for her new theory that sperm was an invasive infection in a woman's vaginal tract. By the way, she wasn't in the medical field. Her source for this new theory that blazed bold trails in medicine?

    She saw the infection "in a dream".

    There's a reason they get a lot of people from the Ivy Leagues for these awards. The Ivy's nurture that kind of nonsense, many times at public expense. Call me when the Nobel's are announced. I might care then.

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    1. Re:The Looney Loot Awards by mree5189 · · Score: 1

      Just a funny coincidence but these days (in animals at least) we are taught that part of the procees of fertilisation is the females inflammatory reaction to the introduction of sperm. It sets up a chemotactic gradient wich drags in neutrophils and macrophages

    2. Re:The Looney Loot Awards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your point? The MacArthur awards are meant to reward people for their novel ideas since most geniuses get such little respect in society. Its meant to reward innovative thinking, rather than the microsoft-way, business-way, economical-way, or the dumb-irrational-way of thinking...YOUR-way of thinking.

      Now according to your logic, dreams that are not related to your field of expertise should be regarded as preposterous. So I guess Einstein should have ignored his dreams of E=mc^2 while working in the patent office? My bet is that you would have laughed at Watson and Crick for their preposterous theory that dna is structured like a double-helix.

      Who do you think you are, judging these people? Have you ever been successful in publishing one of your crazy dreams that are beyond your field of expertise? No sir, you're still a troll!

    3. Re:The Looney Loot Awards by aphr0Scorp · · Score: 0

      You're not very good at trolling this jackass. What you have to do is say things like how you really believe SCO is innocent. Or say something against his republican background.

      Work on it.

    4. Re:The Looney Loot Awards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >MacArthur Genius awards are an example of a rich, eccentric family giving money to other eccentrics.

      Think about the propaganda, dangerous and foolish, and how it compares with honest fairness. Is this practical? I think it is obvious that your statement is shameful and unjust. The argument you think along the same lines as would result in stupidity. Is this harmonious? I think it is.

      >My favorite was the woman that got an award for her new theory that sperm was an invasive infection

      True clear rational approach proceeds from examining democracy, not oppression. But there is a harmonious compassion, and your argument would object to it. It is only the intelligent evidence that you refuse to accept, and it is because you do not agree with compassion. True well-constructed democracy proceeds from examining rational approach. You do not agree with any appearance of subtlety. I can only imagine that you embrace stupidity. Can there be any doubt?

  73. Selections are political, of course by corebreech · · Score: 1

    It isn't just that the winners come from rich-kid schools. Look at the gender split: 50/50.

    The awards are a political statement, nothing more.

    This shit has no place on /., IMHO.

  74. PLEASE NOT JAMES RANDI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope they didn't give it to that fraud and boy sodomizer James "The Amazing" Randi.

  75. Grammar's death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face it - grammar is dying. Or is it dieing? Or is it dieieieieieieieing?

    Anyway, remember reading about kids using Internet shorthand in school and teachers getting mad? Well, guess what my teacher wrote on one of my essays.
    She wrote "LOL."

  76. Re:Mac OS 10.3 7B85 (Golden Master) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They regularly get 200+ users in the channel, and around important Apple events that spikes to 400+ easily. They also have several dozen gigs of warez offered on their bots. What criteria are you using to say that it's dead?

  77. Greetings from the 'tard by abulafia · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure what your problem may be, I don't care. The really cool part is that you're playing the classic game well known to 5 year olds, wherein one is held firm in self-assesment via denigration of others, with no rational reason. In other words, "I'm like rubber, you're like glue.".

    Given that you're happy on this level of discourse, perhaps this will make some sense: you're a dumb shit.

    Happy? Now everyone's conversing on the same level.

    Um, what was it that you had to say?

    If you have more scorn with which to trash a cool artist whom happened to be awarded a private grant, go nuts. I'm sure you'd feel so much anger if you were awarded such an honor. Oh, wait, you never will be, because you're nothing but a sniper. So, you can happily feel scorn for the people you never can be.

    I'd feel sad for you, but damn, you make it hard to be charitable. Fucking do something. Don't be a jerk.

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  78. This is why I have a -4 funny modifier by Gandhian_Rage · · Score: 0

    yup

  79. Re:You bought your ticket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, when I was in college, I knew some girls in elementary ed, and their Math homework was stuff like 45 x 12 = ? .

    I guess to teach 3rd grade math, one only needs to understand 6th grade math.

    I also have a (intelligent) friend who is a teacher, and he fully admits to the fact that it's a great job because you only need to work about half time. (6 hours a day for 2/3 of the year).

  80. Ivy League = Athletic Conference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Ivy League" is just an athletic conference.

    http://www.ivysport.com/

  81. Re:You bought your ticket... by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

    No... you are for the teachers, not the kids,

    I can't tell you how many of my very smart friends have decided not to teach because of the low pay and sucky working conditions. A lot of them want very badly to teach but can't justify shortchanging their own families to help out everyone else's.

    And regarding merit pay, perhaps you've never had to deal with a school bureaucracy before. School administrators are politicians plain and simple, and they value conformity over creativity, football over forensics and test scores over true learning almost every single time. The merit pay wouldn't go where you think it would. Teacher's unions are a political force too, no doubt, but they serve as a check on the power of schoolboard politicians.

    So when you say they're 'for the teachers not the kids', I feel the need to correct you - they're for the teachers, therefore they're for the kids. You're not going to get better teachers by asking teachers to make more sacrifices.

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  82. Re:You bought your ticket... by smallpaul · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First you say: If you don't like the pay as a teacher, get out of the profession. Go find something for which the pay is higher.

    Then you complain about teacher quality. Well if you pay people poorly, it is no wonder good people leave.

    You don't hear people in any other profession whine about their pay with the same sort of self-righteous indignation that we hear from teachers.

    Actually, you also hear it from military people and other government workers. In countries with socialized medicine you hear it alot from nurses The reason is simple: people who work for the government do not have salaries that are set by the market. Rather they are set through negotiations with their "bosses", the public at large. Their whining is more or less the same as you asking your boss for a raise (just that the process is very indirect). If the public comes to believe that teachers are underpaid, they will vote for politicians who promise to pay them more.

    Unlike, say, janitors, teachers can also make a plausible argument that poor pay leads to poor education which will lead to a poor economy down the road.

  83. Richard Stallman is a MacArthur 1990 Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Richard Stallman is a genius.

    With $500,000 in the bank, he wants YOU to code for FREE.

    And many of you DO.

    That's why he's a genius.

  84. Erik Demaine's greatest breakthrough. by Tristan+Tzara · · Score: 1
    Polygons Cuttable by a Circular Saw

    We introduce and characterize a new class of polygons that models wood, stone, glass, and ceramic shapes that can be cut with a table saw, lapidary trim saw, or other circular saw.
    http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~edemaine/papers/CCCG200 0a/
  85. Re:You bought your ticket... by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

    There's no contradiction in what I'm saying. The guy who made the post has two choices. He can accept what the profession pays or he can get another job. In another post in this thread, I addressed the overall issue of education quality just a bit, although that wasn't really my intention in my first post. The choice faced by an individual teacher is one thing. The choice faced by society is an entirely different thing.

    As to your other comment, I think the "self-righteous indignation" is worse with teachers. You don't generally see illogical bumper stickers for other professions on the order of, "If you can read this, thank a teacher."

    Overall, I suspect we would agree about the cause of problem (based on some of what you said). As I said in another post, government schools don't have a market mechanism to force them to change. Personally, I wish there was no such thing as government schools (euphemistically called "public schools"). If we had grocery stores that were operated as government monopolies and we had to buy from wherever we were "zoned" for, we would have the same lousy quality and lousy service and lousy results that we get from government schools. Nobody would put up with that, but most people are willing to put up with lousy schools because it's become something like religious dogma in this country that government schools are sacred.

  86. Genius is geographically uneven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Los Alamos, New Mexico has the highest concetration of Ph.D's of any city in the world. The east coast hosts over half the U.S. population.

    Besides, this isn't about finding the top brains around, just enough that qualify to receive however many awards they're giving out that year.

  87. Re:You bought your ticket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If teachers would do a better job of educating kids in classes of the old size, that WOULD leave more money to pay the decent teachers better.
    No, that would leave more money for tax cuts!

  88. blob? or blog? by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    +2 karma points, not to mention you should start a blob, if you have the intestinal fortitiude.

    Just doing my part for reason and clear thinking. A well-ordered commonwealth begins with well-orered debate.

    Re: starting a blob ... did you mean blog? and if not, what is a blob? If you meant blog, check out my blog-like web site @ karljones.com.

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    -kgj
    1. Re:blob? or blog? by abulafia · · Score: 1
      Blog, yes. Sorry, I'm getting used to a new keyboard (which I'm finding I don't really like) and wasn't paying enough attention to what I was typing.

      Although in theory I like the idea of starting a blob, I'm not quite sure what is involved in doing so or what the eventual outcome would be, so I can't really enjoin you to start one.

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      I forget what 8 was for.
  89. fellows by hdparm · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many of these people have slashdot userID_s...

    1. Re:fellows by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1
      I'll get one some day, and I have a slashdot user ID.

      I might be old and gray by then, though. If a blacksmith or a short story writer can get them then I can get one for my work designing opensource high-performance wordlength reduction routines that aggregate quantization error into intermittent noise rather than trying to distribute it evenly. That takes advantage of the ear's capacity to hear past certain kinds of noise. Or for my work investigating how the nonlinear characteristics of analog phenomena (even the simple compression of air) are missed when audio is perfectly summed using digital summing. Or for my speaker designs- really too much to get into.

      Not that I can do lots of that work on around $8k a year: I have Asperger's syndrome and have a history of losing regular jobs from being too much of a freak, and I'm disabled. But hey, some day someone's going to decide to see what I can do if they bankroll me. Until then, I live only for the work I do, and go hungry half the time to do it.

      Such is life. I'm lucky to be allowed to live as I am, and I am not bitching.

      Oh, I write novels, too.

  90. doesn't work that way, bud by aeoo · · Score: 1

    We all depend on each other, whether you like it or not. There is no such thing as independence of an individual. The sooner you internalize this fact, the better off our society will be.

    Shame you had to post this "gem" as anonymous coward.

  91. six of one, half a dozen of the other by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

    A truely free-market approach to education is the internet. Most of the information is free and the quality is variable. Applying information theory to the free market, the most unique information would become the most expensive. However, this information is a moving target, and human teachers are far too inefficient to disseminate information to the 7 billion people around the world.

    A few educators might be snapped up by the extremely wealthy. The remainder of the population pouldn't know where to start, and would continue in their ignorance. Governments might hire instructors to teach young people some basic information technology concepts like reading, writing, typing and SQL. These people would be paid whatever the State deems adequate, because the State is trying to gain a local advantage by increasing the local education.

  92. Smart People by Robb · · Score: 1

    Smart people who can't afford college can easily find the money through grants, scholarships and loans. A bigger problem is for bright to average people who can't afford college.

  93. $500K? Why so little? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is paid over the 5 years, in quarterly installments of $25K .... surely this is just chump change ... all these people are already successful and in moderately lucrative employment. They should get a mill in one crack-cocaine like hit at the very least.

  94. And I thought... by oren · · Score: 1

    That Bellwether by Connie Willis was fiction. It turns out that there _are_ fairy godmothers after all!

  95. As someone living in the Third World... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... I have to say that this kind of prize is what sets the two worlds appart. It is truly a remarkable thing that some people will just sponsor promising individuals so that they can develop their skills without having to worry about the rent.

    I wish we had something like this here. Or that I would become rich enough to sponsor this kind of thing myself.

  96. Unions are too powerful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Maybe you haven't noticed, but unions are weaker now than they've been since the 1930's

    Even now they are too powerful, as roughly 30% of union members are forced to join and don't even want to be in the union.

  97. They are for the teachers NOT the kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "they're for the teachers, therefore they're for the kids

    No, they are for the teachers first, the kids last. This is proven in the situation of teacher's strikes, where they hold education of children hostage to their greed.

  98. Re: Eve Troutt Powell by laetissima · · Score: 1
    What you can't see in the picture is her incredible collection of shoes. In a full semester, I never saw the same pair twice: all of them spike-heeled and pointy-toed... that, and she's TALL-tall.

    Alas that she's also too agressively opinionated to effectively manage a discussion session.

    Still, a good class overall. Orientalism is thought-provoking stuff.

  99. Re:You bought your ticket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    35 to 40 years ago the United States suffered from a couple little idiosyncrasies called we liked to call Sexism and Racism. The two "Isms" made it difficult for talented intelligent women and minorities to achieve much in most walks of life. What was an acceptable outlet for these highly educated motivated individuals?

    TEACHING!!

    These teachers are retiring. It we want to replace them with similar talent, we must either regress socially to "The Good Old Days", or pay our new teachers the wages they deserve!

  100. Re:You bought your ticket... by john82 · · Score: 1

    Being for the teachers is not the same as for the kids. The teachers' unions are for the former. That does not automatically make them for the latter. Their foremost objective is more teachers. A close second is more union members. Certainly the first is worthwhile goal, but notice that I didn't say anything about quality.

    Around here there's a debate swirling over school vouchers to support sending underpriveleged kids to private schools. The union is against the notion entirely. The union frames the issue as taking money away from public schools. Perhaps, but they deny the proposition that vouchers mean that you don't have to be rich to attend a good school, and that kids shouldn't be forced to attend what may be a sucky local school. If they were truly for the kids, wouldn't they at least consider such measures plausible?

    Then again, why should I be surprised that the union is against students and money going to largely non-union institutions? If you vehemently rule out any proposition that is not union-controlled regardless of the potential benefit to the kids, does that make you pro-kids? I don't think so.

  101. Nope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not on there either.

  102. No, just proof that... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Anyone really smart moves to one of those places.

    I live in Colorado - where do YOU live? :-)

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  103. Re:You bought your ticket... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more. What would happen if all the kids moved to private schools? For starters, the next time the teachers went out on stike everyone would just yawn...

    The whole system is set up to reward the status quo. There is no incentive to actually educate students. If parents could choose to award institutions with their money there would be great competition. This happens in colleges - if you don't educate your admissions drop. Colleges aren't perfect, but they're doing better than a lot of school districts these days...

  104. Re:further more by pablo_max · · Score: 0

    If this guy IS getting laid more then you..I'm glad I beat you up in high school.

  105. blob by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Although in theory I like the idea of starting a blob, I'm not quite sure what is involved in doing so or what the eventual outcome would be, so I can't really enjoin you to start one.

    In database terminology, "blob" stands for "Binary Large Object" -- a datatype representing an image, program, or other binary file.

    Alternately, "The Blob" is an amorphous monster ... destroyed by Steve McQueen, as I recall.

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    1. Re:blob by abulafia · · Score: 1
      In database terminology, "blob" stands for "Binary Large Object"

      Yes. 'clob' and 'texta' are other fun variants. I was thinking of more organic behaviours. "Wetware", the scifi book, came to mind.

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  106. The wages they deserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "or pay our new teachers the wages they deserve!"

    I agree. The wages they deserve, not way more than what is deserved (something which many are demanding here)

  107. blob, continued by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Yes. 'clob' and 'texta' are other fun variants.

    I wasn't familiar with those.

    I was thinking of more organic behaviours. "Wetware", the scifi book, came to mind.

    Hmmm ... you mean like a blog, but organic? ... perhaps a disembodied brain, modified to serve as a storage medium.

    Also, perhaps "blob" could serve as an amusing acronym for "bring lots of beer" ... after all, if I bring (and consume) lots of beer, I become very blob-like ....

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    -kgj
    1. Re:blob, continued by abulafia · · Score: 1
      clobs, I think, were Sybase, but they might have been something else. texta is Postgres.

      Organic blogs... I'm getting images that somehow combine Futurama's Nixon's head with stone age grunters worshipping a big rock.

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    2. Re:blob, continued by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

      Organic blogs... I'm getting images that somehow combine Futurama's Nixon's head with stone age grunters worshipping a big rock.

      Dear sweet everylovin' Jesus ... Richard Nixon's head -- shudder!

      I think that big rock should look like an Easter Island statue. And the worshippers should all have red, white and blue CREEP buttons ....

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      -kgj
  108. Re:Computer Scientists who were awarded fellowship by WebCarnage · · Score: 1

    Richard Stallman, eh? ...Now thats nifty.

  109. good example of how important foundations can be by ncstockguy · · Score: 1

    Foundations are one of the most overlooked forces for good in the country. The MacArthur Foundation makes great use of that money they have invested. These awards are a great positive thing to have in our society..even if one might not completely agree with each and every one. Who cares. Overall they are doing very good works with their money.

  110. Iggy Popp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Iggy Popp, the zeus of punk, started in Ann Arbor.

    Those who think punk rock was invented in the UK probably also think that the Beatles invented rock and roll.

  111. 2 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    invisible hand
    read your Adam Smith
    Oh yeah I got somein'you can "internalize"

    1. Re:2 words by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      Adam Smith didn't believe in free-market capitalism, you dumb fuck. Why don't you read your Adam Smith?

  112. Re:Obligatory Richard Stallman MacArthur mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps you have your causality reversed. First, he became a great programmer and developer by writing free software. The big money came later.

  113. Re:You bought your ticket... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You don't hear people in any other profession whine about their pay with the same sort of self-righteous indignation that we hear from teachers.

    Nurses.

    Wah wah! The doctors are pricks. Wah wah! We're doing too much of doctors' work. Wah wah! Pay us more money.

    As if they didn't know how much nursing paid and what the duties were.

  114. Re:You bought your ticket... by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

    I hope someone pisses in your IV next time you're at the hospital, you fucking cocksucker cunt.

  115. I am just as smrt as they are by willoc · · Score: 0

    really!!!