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  1. Re:Damn it. on The VHS is Dead · · Score: 0, Troll

    This would solve the problem. Except that I suspect it would summon the MPAA and their lawyers faster than I could say "Holy slashdot."

    Digital Smigital, if it does the five functions (and VHS does) then I'm satisfied.

  2. Control on The VHS is Dead · · Score: 1

    What I mean by control is this:
    Last time I watched a DVD movie, I was forced to sit through a bunch of obnoxious previews, and the "fast forward" button didn't work until they all ended, and that really truly pissed me off.

    My computer is not a multimedia device.

    I expect it to play when I say play, stop when I say stop, pause when I say pause, and fast forward when I say fast forward. All else is irrelevant.

    Plus, I can count on being able to back up my tapes. Backing up DVD runs afoul of copyright law.

  3. VHS on The VHS is Dead · · Score: 0

    What few movies I do have are VHS. Fast forward is good enough. Rewinding is not a problem. DVD and VHS look EXACTLY IDENTICAL as far as I'm concerned.

  4. Damn it. on The VHS is Dead · · Score: 0

    Personally, I refuse to use DVDs. They offer too little control for my taste, and frankly, I don't give two hoots if it's digital or analog.

    If this makes it hard for me to rent movies, I guess I'll just not see as many movies as before.

  5. Oops on Microsoft Dropping Itanium Support For Clusters · · Score: 1, Funny

    I forgot to add on the end:

    </captainobvious>

  6. Bad news for Intel on Microsoft Dropping Itanium Support For Clusters · · Score: 0

    I think this is going to sink the itanium project.

  7. This IS permissible on Insurance Companies Try Out Auto Black Boxes · · Score: 1

    Deposit the liability limit (generally around $30,000) at your local driving authority. Get a recipt. You no longer need insurance, however, should you have an accident, you will need to make another deposit.

    Don't have $30,000? THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE INSURANCE.

  8. Re:Secure VoIP on Pay To Have Your Phone Tapped · · Score: 1

    What prevents a person from pleading the fifth?

  9. Go librarians! on Librarians to the Rescue · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apparently, publishers don't like libraries. It decreases sales of their book.

    However, it massively accelerates research. Clearly a good thing.

    (Mod me down, this post is stupid.)

  10. How about you talk in code anyway? on Wiretapping the Web Easier Than Ever · · Score: 1

    If I were providing encryption to a Mob Boss (I do not actually know any, this is hypothetical), this is what I'd tell him after I installed it.

    "For best security, always assume that the FBI has cracked the codes and is listening to your every word."

    Yeah, vinnie, I washed those ten shirts. Begonia Begonia unlatch the ferret.

    Yeah. FBI would probably arrest me anyway.

  11. Mitnick is not a fair comparison on Blaster Variant Creator Pleads Guilty · · Score: 1

    Mitnick is a con-man combined with a cracker.

    This guy is pure cracker.

  12. Re:Bonzai on Exploring Linux Desktop Myths · · Score: 1

    Bonzi Buddy displays a little purple monkey who issues useless advice, a la clippy.

  13. Bonzai on Exploring Linux Desktop Myths · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, we really should work on making a spyware free replacement for Bonzi Buddy.

    People LIKE Bonzi Buddy, and while the spyware would irritate them, they're really not aware of it.

  14. Linux IS harder to use. on Exploring Linux Desktop Myths · · Score: 1

    Most linux distrobutions don't have an auto-install like windows does, plus this logging in thing really confuses a lot of people.

    The gap is, however, narrowing. Soon linux will be the easy to use OS.

  15. Exactly my point! on Alabama IT Whistleblower Fired For Spyware · · Score: 1

    Public computers have no expectation of privacy -- the machine does not belong to you, it belongs to the public.

    This guy is goofing off on the people of Alabama's dollar. The higher ups IGNORE this wrong doing, and indeed, seem to ENCOURAGE it.

    Admittedly, conspiracy to waste public tax dollars seems kind of a frivolous charge, but it is still an abuse.

    And covering yourself up like that is simply unacceptable.

  16. You idiots scare me. on Alabama IT Whistleblower Fired For Spyware · · Score: 1

    Firing this guy is a great moral evil.

    In most jobs I've worked out, playing solitare during working hours is a firable offense.

    This organization has an additude of conspiracy. The top brass should be at least fired, and probably arrested.

  17. Note to self on Just Add, Umm, Water · · Score: 1

    If ever asked to join military service, immediately shoot self in head.

  18. You fool, it would make no difference. on Hatch Pushes INDUCE Act · · Score: 1

    Government has tanks, Nuclear warheads, and thousands of times the people I could summon up.

    If I did rise up and shoot at the government they would simply shoot back with more firepower than I'm legally allowed to own. And then I'd be dead and they'd go right back to business as usual.

  19. They will not be happy on Stallman Pushes For Free BIOS · · Score: 1

    My current bank describes me as an excellent customer. They will certainally miss the $500 or so (I've had up to $2,000 at some point.)
    For banks, every cent counts.

    Screw big media. And Paypal.

    If I can do the basics, I can live with TC. I still oppose it.

  20. So? on Stallman Pushes For Free BIOS · · Score: 1

    If my bank refuses a connection for this reason, I fully intend to widthdraw every cent deposited, close the accounts, and flip them the finger. Should they delay in giving me every cent, I'll have a nice policeman show up and ask them why not?

    Paypal doesn't work for me anyway. I don't use DVDs [Because I don't trust them.]

    If my computer doesn't boot from lack of signage, the equipment is being shipped back as defective. If this happens multiple times, my lawyer will write them a nice letter asking them if they intend to fulfill their part of the bargin.

    Once I've bought it, it's mine, and I do intend to control it my way.

  21. Right on on Baby Steps Toward Quantum Computers · · Score: 1

    I have a very bad conception of quantum computing as it is, I've somehow confused it with the idea of getting computing power out of the atoms themselves. (which is probably as related to actual quantum computing as star trek is to physics.)

    Still, this is good. A few more angstroms out of electronics means a few more decades of potential improvement.

  22. One thing that'd help me get rid of windows on What Keeps You Off of Windows? · · Score: 1

    My new digital camera is a Vivitar. Windows found the drivers instantly.

    With linux....I can see the camera, but I can't mount it. Although over time I found out that it uses SCSI, and a vfat filesystem.

    Windows does stuff for you. Linux is for those who want to see and control every bit.

  23. Wow, hey, it's fixed. on Dealing with the Unix Copy and Paste Paradigm? · · Score: 1

    I just used apt-get to install the newest X drivers, and now it believes more normally.

    Must have been a bug with that version.

  24. I'll pass on Dealing with the Unix Copy and Paste Paradigm? · · Score: 1

    The mouse I have works fine as is, and $10 would get me share in stock that would pass me additional money every three months. Or, you know, food.

    Honestly, I might be annoyed that ctrl+c then ctrl+v doesn't do what I expected it to, but buying a new mouse is hardly going to fix that.

  25. Because that doesn't work on Dealing with the Unix Copy and Paste Paradigm? · · Score: 1

    Highlight the URL you want to copy and press Ctrl-C, highlight the URL you want to replace and press Ctrl-V.

    If I do that, it pastes the highlighted URL instead of the copied URL. Which is not what I wanted. I'm not sure if this means my X installation is misinstalled or what.