User: lars5

I'm not fat

On: Entanglement Makes Quantum Particles Measurably Heavier, Says Quantum Theorist

I'm just really quantumly entangled.

Re:Old saying

On: New Atomic Clock Reaches the Boundaries of Timekeeping

Find a way to entangle strontium atoms.

Re:1996 called

On: Carl Sagan, as "Mr. X," Extolled Benefits of Marijuana

And here I was feeling all puffed up about my 5 digit number. We bow to you, oh aged and wise sage of /.

Re:What has happened to Slashdot?

On: Former Department of Defense Chief Expects "30 Year War"

I just got my account (this one) from 1998 activated yesterday. Contact the Slashdot team, they will most likely help you get your old UID back.

Re:Alternate title

On: Why Military Personnel Make the Best IT Pros

~40% of the IT dept where I work is ex-military. We run circles around the other IT depts in our company (where the ex-military % is 0 - 10%).

Re:I got this one.

On: Why the FCC Will Probably Ignore the Public On Network Neutrality

It shouldn't act like a democracy, because democracy equates to rule by the uninformed masses.
 
However, input from the masses should be read and considered, and then a decision should be made based upon rational points made by each side.
 
The above rarely, if ever, happens.