What Microsoft asked him to say: "The Internet can be an incredible resource, but the scary thing is you never know what's out there or whether the answer you will find will be accurate. That's why I use Microsoft's Trusted Computing technology to make sure that my answers are always correct."
If you end up not using it, may I suggest instead this awesome application ? Check it out, it does a lot of really neat stuff keeping you up to date on the weather.
By the way, does anyone know how to get rid of all these popup windows I keep getting?
Dude, sell the cocain and heroin to local schools and use those proceeds to set up a meth lab. Local schools looooove heroin and cocaine (and you can do it as a fundraiser - "Meth Bakesale Today" or something).
"Microsoft reports that it's just appointed soon-to-be-former Liberian President Charl---Martin Taylor as its open-source strategist. Taylor has extensive experience in dealing with rebellious insurgents in his own country and is expected to bring his hard-charging management style to Microsoft.
Taylor plans to discard the discredit-and-undermine strategy of the past few years in favor of simply hunting down all the Linux activists and exterminating them. Speaking about the change in policy, MS Chairman Bill Gates stated, "Mr. Taylor is going to help Microsoft get back on track to prove the cost-effectiveness and life-enhancing benefits of the Windows operating system. And any allegations that he committed genocide are purely unfounded, un-American, and bankrupt."
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What Microsoft asked him to say: "The Internet can be an incredible resource, but the scary thing is you never know what's out there or whether the answer you will find will be accurate. That's why I use Microsoft's Trusted Computing technology to make sure that my answers are always correct."
In Korea, only old people are against children...
By the way, does anyone know how to get rid of all these popup windows I keep getting?
No, but you may get a 6.7 quake from the General Protection Fault....
In Soviet Russia, ducks eat YOU....
Dude, sell the cocain and heroin to local schools and use those proceeds to set up a meth lab. Local schools looooove heroin and cocaine (and you can do it as a fundraiser - "Meth Bakesale Today" or something).
Taylor plans to discard the discredit-and-undermine strategy of the past few years in favor of simply hunting down all the Linux activists and exterminating them. Speaking about the change in policy, MS Chairman Bill Gates stated, "Mr. Taylor is going to help Microsoft get back on track to prove the cost-effectiveness and life-enhancing benefits of the Windows operating system. And any allegations that he committed genocide are purely unfounded, un-American, and bankrupt."