****** DESTROY BEFORE READING ****** . . --- ROUTED VIA: USA/UK Echelon Network --- . . FROM: Jeb Bush, Satrap of Florida
TO: George Bush II, Emperor of Amerika and Scourge of Liberty
CC: Carl "Grima Wormtongue" Rove; "Tricky Dickie" Cheney; Donald "Shrug" Rumsfeld; John "Hang 'Em High" Ashcroft; Tom "Gestapo" Ridge; Condoleezza "I Didn't Say That!" Rice
BCC: The Eye of Sauron; Lux Ferre, First of The Fallen; The Illuminated Seers of Bavaria; Baba Yaga; the Fenris-Wolf Who Shalt Devour the Sun; He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named c/o Slytherin House; the Hungry Shades of Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Pol Pot.
RE: T.I.A. (HomeSec Censor: Please, "Terrorist"! We've warned you before, Sir!) Information Awareness Project . .
Bro,
How's it hanging? (So, can I borrow your padded flight suit and the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan next month or not? I got a thing scheduled...)
Now that you've got the nation focused on the federal-level T.I.A. and PATRIOT Act hearings and our good buddy Poindexter is doing the fall guy thing for P.A.M. (not to mention our highly publicised "spat" over Cuban returnees having lowered everyone's sights from me. Brilliant! Thank Rove again for coming up with *that* one. Heheheh.), I'm going ahead with Phase One our real plan of slipping in Operation Eye in the Pyramid state-by-state under the media and federal oversee committee radar.
Full details to follow later: Got me a press feeding to conduct in a few minutes.
You'll love the code name for this one: M.A.T.R.I.X. !!! Boy-o-boy, *that's* almost as good a name as the FBI's CARNIVORE Phone/Net intercept operation (yeah, yeah -- I heard some bleeding-heart convinced some wuss in the J. Edgar. Hoover Building downtown to change it to "DCS1000". As if the average Joe even cares to look behind *any* curtain in Oz...)
Love to Pops. Don't forget to up his drugs again : I'm a bit worried after that last "no comment" thing in response to media queries to his opinion of you a few months ago...
Novus Ordo Seclorum! (Or as you like to say, "Bring It On!")
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FROM: Jeb Bush, Satrap of Florida
TO: George Bush II, Emperor of Amerika and Scourge of Liberty
CC: Carl "Grima Wormtongue" Rove; "Tricky Dickie" Cheney; Donald "Shrug" Rumsfeld; John "Hang 'Em High" Ashcroft; Tom "Gestapo" Ridge; Condoleezza "I Didn't Say That!" Rice
BCC: The Eye of Sauron; Lux Ferre, First of The Fallen; The Illuminated Seers of Bavaria; Baba Yaga; the Fenris-Wolf Who Shalt Devour the Sun; He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named c/o Slytherin House; the Hungry Shades of Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Pol Pot.
RE: T.I.A. (HomeSec Censor: Please, "Terrorist"! We've warned you before, Sir!) Information Awareness Project
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Bro,
How's it hanging? (So, can I borrow your padded flight suit and the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan next month or not? I got a thing scheduled...)
Now that you've got the nation focused on the federal-level T.I.A. and PATRIOT Act hearings and our good buddy Poindexter is doing the fall guy thing for P.A.M. (not to mention our highly publicised "spat" over Cuban returnees having lowered everyone's sights from me. Brilliant! Thank Rove again for coming up with *that* one. Heheheh.), I'm going ahead with Phase One our real plan of slipping in Operation Eye in the Pyramid state-by-state under the media and federal oversee committee radar.
Full details to follow later: Got me a press feeding to conduct in a few minutes.
You'll love the code name for this one: M.A.T.R.I.X. !!! Boy-o-boy, *that's* almost as good a name as the FBI's CARNIVORE Phone/Net intercept operation (yeah, yeah -- I heard some bleeding-heart convinced some wuss in the J. Edgar. Hoover Building downtown to change it to "DCS1000". As if the average Joe even cares to look behind *any* curtain in Oz...)
Love to Pops. Don't forget to up his drugs again : I'm a bit worried after that last "no comment" thing in response to media queries to his opinion of you a few months ago...
Novus Ordo Seclorum! (Or as you like to say, "Bring It On!")
Affectionately,
Jeb