Alas, it is my solemn duty on this day to pronounce for all to see your miserable failure.
You see, you have claimed a p1st which you could not achieve.
Whether due to a dereliction of your duty or simple incompetence, you shame all of us who strive for that perfect fr0sty.
Yea, verily, the indignity of your failure shall reflect evermore upon your character. You are no longer welcome in polite society.
Therefore, it is with the authority granted me by His Majesty in accordance with the blessing of both houses of His noble legislature
that I issue this proclamation:
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Alas, it is my solemn duty on this day to pronounce for all to see your miserable failure. You see, you have claimed a p1st which you could not achieve.
Whether due to a dereliction of your duty or simple incompetence, you shame all of us who strive for that perfect fr0sty. Yea, verily, the indignity of your failure shall reflect evermore upon your character. You are no longer welcome in polite society.
Therefore, it is with the authority granted me by His Majesty in accordance with the blessing of both houses of His noble legislature that I issue this proclamation:
Henceforth, be it known that YUO == TEH FAILURE.