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RPC DCOM Cleanup Worm Appears

UnderAttack writes "This morning, the SANS Internet Storm Center posted a note about an increase in ICMP traffic, including a quick initial analysis. As it turns out, yet another worm, this time the W32/Nachi.worm, is going around taking advantage of the RPC DCOM vulnerability. The twist this time: the worm will actually clean up machines. It tries to download the correct patches from Windows Update and remove the Blaster worm."

758 comments

  1. that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they just need to release a worm that cleans up the blaster virus by formatting the machine and installing linux

    1. Re:that's cute by krisp · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd settle for a worm that downloaded a kernel and loadlin.exe. The kernel would boot an included ramdisk image that changed the MBR to hide windows and a login message telling a riddle to guess the root password.

      Something along the lines of:
      Who do I now need to pay $699 to?

    2. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow.. almost funny.. try again

    3. Re:that's cute by ackthpt · · Score: 1, Redundant
      Now they just need to release a worm that cleans up the blaster virus by formatting the machine and installing linux

      Dream on... that would be the ultimate Public Service.

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    4. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OK, I'll give it a shot:-

      A surgeon, a priest and an engineer are out one sunny day for a round of golf. Arriving at the third tee they are already frustrated to find that the party before them is still stuck there. Their caddy goes to try and find out what's causing the hold up. He comes back and reports that the party ahead is made up of three blind golfers, and it's obviously taking them some time to get the ball into the hole.

      "Oh", says the priest, "I'll be thinking of them next Sunday, and will make sure to pray for them, I'll also ask the congregation to pray for them. Surely God can work a miracle and help them get their sight back".

      "Well", says the surgeon, "I wouldn't be relying on God if I were you, but perhaps one of my colleagues at the hospital could help them out. With all the recent advances in medicine and technology surely their must be some way of curing their blindness".

      He looks over at the engineer, expectantly.

      "Hmmm", says the engineer, "why can't they just play when it's dark?"

    5. Re:that's cute by oldwarrior · · Score: 0

      you speak for many... SCORE:5

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    6. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you weren't blinded by your love of MS, then you would realize that your comment makes no sense and Linux boxes wouldn't stupidly have such a port open in the first place.

    7. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe that's how windows got on my machine.

    8. Re:that's cute by Virtex · · Score: 1

      Who do I now need to pay $699 to?

      Ummm... my insurance company? I almost said SCO, but then I realized I don't need to pay them anything.

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    9. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Right, asshole, because we've never seen a day go by without a root exploit listed on the SANS security bulletin. Try again, moron.
      Security is a process, not an operating system. So long as there is human at the helm, it will be flawed.

    10. Re:that's cute by EvilAlien · · Score: 0
      I've just been voicing the same wish around the office today, after spending part of a task force meeting on Friday suggesting that somebody write a Blaster variant with a patching/removal payload.

      How about the worm load itself into memory during windows boot, and then connect to a kickstart server somewhere, and clean the box of the big vulnerability called Windows? I imagine there are tons of militant Linux advocates out there working on this right now...

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    11. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://koollinux.tk
      it in the blog

    12. Re:that's cute by SuperDuperMan · · Score: 1

      Yet. Everyone is so sure that SCO will lose. Best to not make that assumption.

    13. Re:that's cute by swordboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd settle for a worm that downloaded a kernel and loadlin.exe.

      You actually don't need a worm for that. Most users aren't savvy enough to know what an ActiveX installer is so they simply "click yes". We wouldn't have the Gator problem that exists if users were just a bit more educated (or MS software wasn't so exploit-able).

      If you could create a distro that installed and co-existed on an NTFS partition, you'd have a winner. Heck, you could even give users the option to "remove my windows partition" once they started using it.

      IMHO - Linux on NTFS is the first step to widespread adoption. Users would be able to install it through Windows via a regular InstallShield or whatever...

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    14. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, if sco does win, my bet is that linux will become one of the most pirated pieces of software ever

    15. Re:that's cute by LuYu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but MS is vulnerable to these exploits out of the box. Somebody usually has to put some time and/or effort in to root a Linux box. Windoze hands the keys to whatever stupid bot/virus is out there.

      How many UNIX/Linux viruses have there been again? Was it 3 or 5? It certainly was not several per month like Windoze.

      Windoze sucks for lots of reasons... Security is only one.

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    16. Re:that's cute by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      IMHO - Linux on NTFS is the first step to widespread adoption.

      Well... one of the first problems is that Linux needs full rw on NTFS (you can only write a file if you are modifying a file but keeping the size or something to that effect.

    17. Re:that's cute by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Right, asshole, because we've never seen a day go by without a root exploit listed on the SANS security bulletin.

      I dunno. Seems to me it's been years since anyone could get even close to root access by hacking linux. Can you find me an example, please? I just can't find any.

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    18. Re:that's cute by Rasputin · · Score: 1

      It sounds that way, doesn't it? However, it reminds me of the Amiga virus that was designed to seek and destroy other viruses. Trouble was that it would "sanitize" any non-standard boot sector it found - rendering expensive copy-protected software inert. :(

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    19. Re:that's cute by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 0
      How many UNIX/Linux viruses have there been again? Was it 3 or 5?

      Do you realize how tempting it is to mention SCO, once again? I know ya hate to hear it, but I think SCO qualifies.

      Virus -
      a) Finds a weak spot in the system (OS)
      b) Exploits the system
      c) Can try to do great damange to the OS

      SCO -
      a) Fines a weak spot in the system (SysAdmins of small companies)
      b) Exploits the system(called the Government)
      c) Attempts to do great damage to the OS

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    20. Re:that's cute by Romeozulu · · Score: 3, Informative

      >>Seems to me it's been years since anyone could get even close to root access by hacking Linux.

      About a year ago I installed RedHat 7.2. It was my first Linux install and after getting it up and running, I spent about an hour playing around with it before downloading all the patches (there were *a lot*). In that short time, a venerability in wu-ftp was exploited and my machine compromised.

      Call my stupid (and I'm sure you will), but for a "boxed, off the shelve" consumer product, that doesn't sound too secure to me. There might not be a lot of holes in the kernal, but there are quite a few in all the tools that ship with it.

      Granted, any expert would not have been caught by this, but if the goal is Linux in the home, this can't happen anymore that it can in Windows.

      Ron

    21. Re:that's cute by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons MS is so big is that early on, windows was one of the most pirated pieces of software ever, so that could be good for Linux.

      Jason
      ProfQuotes

    22. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who do I now need to pay $699 to?

      Am I right?

    23. Re:that's cute by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      It sounds that way, doesn't it? However, it reminds me of the Amiga virus that was designed to seek and destroy other viruses. Trouble was that it would "sanitize" any non-standard boot sector it found - rendering expensive copy-protected software inert. :(

      You mean the SCA virus? The fuckin' thing that kept trashing Shadow of the Beast?

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    24. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so - of course - where do I get it.
      I want it to fix my network!

    25. Re:that's cute by Fjord · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, Geico can save you 15% or more.

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    26. Re:that's cute by Nucleon500 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why wasn't the machine behind a firewall? If it was your first Linux install, why did you install wu-ftp and set it to listen to the net, before checking for security issues? That's certainly not the default. Just because it's Linux doesn't mean you don't have to be careful.

    27. Re:that's cute by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think you could probably have Linux live on a filesystem image in NTFS. You're right, you can change a file if the size stays the same. You could probably mount root as loopback on the NTFS partition, similar to what UMSDOS does with FAT32. I'm not sure how the boot process would go, though, and it might take some kernel hacking.

    28. Re:that's cute by blixel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now they just need to release a worm that cleans up the blaster virus by formatting the machine and installing linux

      That wouldn't work too well. You would have to download the virus yourself, make sure the virus was compatible with your hardware, make sure you had all the necessary dependencies for the virus to run properly, then you would have to modify the virus source code to work with your particular setup, then go out on newsgroups seeking help when you can't get it to work, and in the end you would end up giving up, re-installing Windows, then posting an article on Slashdot about how Linux "isn't quite ready for the masses yet."

    29. Re:that's cute by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      How about the worm load itself into memory during windows boot, and then connect to a kickstart server somewhere, and clean the box of the big vulnerability called Windows? I imagine there are tons of militant Linux advocates out there working on this right now...

      I'm not so sure about that. I'm not even "militant" about it, and I code for Windows only when forced to. Unless someone is holding an unsigned paycheck to my head, I really just don't want to waste my time any more.

    30. Re:that's cute by shepd · · Score: 1

      >There might not be a lot of holes in the kernal, but there are quite a few in all the tools that ship with it.

      Exactly! And those thools that ship with it not old vary from distribution to distribution, but, more importantly, aren't Linux anymore than Microsoft Office (assuming it shipped with your computer) is Windows.

      When people say "Linux" they have to note that "Linux" isn't the software that's included. It's the kernel, and that's it.

      Otherwise, BSD is Linux, and Solaris is Linux, and so is SCO. Heck, OSF/1, Digital UNIX, HP-UX, A/UX, AIX, and IRIX are Linux too...

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    31. Re:that's cute by Romeozulu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your message kind of proves my point. Yes, I should have done a lot of things before connecting or installing wu-ftp, but I was a happy consumer that bought RH at CompUSA that kicked "next", "next", "next" on the install wizard.

      My point is, out of the box, RH (i.e Linux to the masses) isn't much better than Windows. You shouldn't have to be a pro to get a secure version installed. Checking on the "net" is not what I would expect the consumer to do.

      Ron

    32. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really think that it would help anyone if people who even can't handle the nearly automatic security updates in Windows switched to the world of do-it-all-yourself known as Linux.

    33. Re:that's cute by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      About a year ago I installed RedHat 7.2. It was my first Linux install and after getting it up and running, I spent about an hour playing around with it before downloading all the patches (there were *a lot*). In that short time, a venerability in wu-ftp was exploited and my machine compromised.

      Just curious. If it's your first installation of Linux, why would you start with it set up as a server? I'm not all that familiar with Red Hat, but that is not the default configuration AFAIK. And I suppose you could call wu-ftp *venerable*, but that doesn't always lead to exploits. :)

    34. Re:that's cute by SuperDuperMan · · Score: 1

      It might make it the biggest home software but businesses won't touch linux at $699 a CPU or more if SCO wins. Most people want to run at home what they run at the office.

    35. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > why did you install wu-ftp and set it to listen to the net

      Old versions of RedHat were terrible in this way. If one chose the "Everything" install, it would start all of the services by default.

      You gotta be pretty new to Linux if you're unaware of the horrid security practices common in the Linux world only a few years ago. (much better now.) There's been many worms and automatated scan/hack kits out there for default RedHat installs.

    36. Re:that's cute by Jadeus · · Score: 1

      Back in the TP6 days I wrote a utility for a friend who's house was always open and popped it into autoexec.bat. He'd find various people sitting on his system running whatever they wanted, installing whatever they wanted.

      My little program simply asked the question, "do you know the password?" A correct answer "No" would terminate the program, otherwise it would ask for some input and loop.

      I was amazed by how many people constantly said "Yes, I know the password" and tried to fake it, then whined asking what the password really was.

      Just stop lying to my code, it's smarter than you are!

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    37. Re:that's cute by MacGod · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you could create a distro that installed and co-existed on an NTFS partition, you'd have a winner.

      See, I would tend to disagree. being a long time Mac user, I've struggled to figure out why the MacOS, which I consider to be clearly superior to Windows, hasn't done better. I finally realised: people are lazy and unlikely to vary from what they're used to.

      Sure, the learning curve to switch from Windows to Mac, and the Mac experience is easier to use, more stable, less virus-prone etc etc, but people assume it's different. And just try answering the question "Does the Mac use Windows?"

      Linux is an even harder sell, because most of the benefits are technical. With OS X, I can show the cool iTunes visualiser, the pretty Aqua GUI, the Mail.app spam filter etc. But try telling me mom why a recompilable kernel-based OS is superior to a monolithic architecture, and watch her eyes glaze over. Start talking about SMTP, POP, NFS, inetd etc etc and you'll lose her.

      I don't see Linux or (sadly) MacOS gaining much dominance because it's a self-perpetuating ycle: the more people use Windows, the more they're used to it, and the less likely they are to change.

      It's the same reason many people at eat McDonald's regularily, instead of trying new places

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    38. Re:that's cute by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Well, if that's the case, grandparent's point is certainly true, and Red Hat screwed up as much as Microsoft has. I started Linux with Red Hat 6.2, and that was before DSL. I'm pretty sure I didn't run an FTP server, though. And I suppose it has gotten better: Just now I installed Mandrake 9.1, and it asks you if you really want to install any servers. Anything above "Normal" security activates the firewall, too.

    39. Re:that's cute by Virtex · · Score: 1

      But I'm not using any of the intellectual property SCO claims to own, so even if they win, I still don't owe them anything.

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    40. Re:that's cute by G-funk · · Score: 1

      See, I would tend to disagree. being a long time Mac user, I've struggled to figure out why the MacOS, which I consider to be clearly superior to Windows, hasn't done better. I finally realised: people are lazy and unlikely to vary from what they're used to.

      Well we won't get into the fact that between windows NT and OSX the mac was clearly very far behind in terms of operating systems, and instead concentrate on why joe sixpack doesn't buy a mac. Joe sixpack needs word, a browser, and a few games and some porn. He can do it on a pc, or he can do it on a mac for twice the price. What do you think he'll pick?

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    41. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well said... so true

    42. Re:that's cute by operagost · · Score: 1

      I know the password and it is CTRL-C.

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    43. Re:that's cute by redsilo · · Score: 1

      About the only relevant argument to pose to Joe Sixpack is that he can do all those things without worrying (much) that a virus will disrupt the fun. (Sorry, I meant productivity.)

    44. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's ok to steal a car if you don't actually drive in it?

    45. Re:that's cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I get this virus? So far the patch has done far more damage than the worm would. Gotta admit, this situation might make my boss more amenable to Linux/Star or Open Office. If only there was a good architectural CAD package that ran on Linux. MS should realize how many small offices without a full time IT person they're going to lose if it requires as much time and expertise to fix MS blunders as it does to administer Linux.

    46. Re:that's cute by Jadeus · · Score: 1

      CTRL-C is easy to ignore, it's not universally functional (unlike the Break key on the old trash 80's).

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  2. Coolness.... by MadBiologist · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only thing better than a clean up worm... is a gummi worm!

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    1. Re:Coolness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a good sense of humor?

    2. Re:Coolness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "mmmmmm.... gummi Venus di Milo..."

    3. Re:Coolness.... by Goozbach · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      lisa... "dad the only reason you bought that cup was for the gummy worms."

      bart... "yeah and the only reason you wanted the gummy worms was to catch gummy fish."

      homer... *reaches over and pulls part of a gummy fish mounted on the wall* "mmmm. and it was worth every dime."

      disclamer: this was grosly ad-libbed but a scene such as this did happen in the latest simpsons.
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    4. Re:Coolness.... by Satan+Dumpling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think this cleanup worm is a dandy idea. Yes, it's still a worm and could cause traffic or computer problems, but it's nice to see one with good intentions. Had I designed it I probably would have made it disable itself sooner, maybe after a few days instead of 2004, and tell the computer user exactly what it was doing.

    5. Re:Coolness.... by Mortanius · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's a nice thought, but when it comes down to it, it's still a worm. It installs itself on your machine, without your permission, exploiting a hole in the Windows RPC code, downloads patches without your permission, installs the patches, still without your permission, and then sits there until it kills itself on Jan 1, 2004. I know on Slashdot there are enough people paranoid about Windows patches to want to not download them anyway, this will surely set them off. If worm/virus authors were ever tracked down and prosecuted, I'd demand the author of this worm to be dealt with in the same manner.

      On a more practical side, though, perhaps we need more of these, enough people seem to not patch their systems themselves...

    6. Re:Coolness.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's still a worm and could cause traffic or computer problems, but it's nice to see one with good intentions.

      Yes, good to know that the construction of the Information Superhighway to Hell is proceeding apace.

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    7. Re:Coolness.... by Nasheer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. It is a great service from an unknown person. However, it is not an ethical thing to to. Okay, Ethics vary from people to people, but this is very questionable.

      The question is: "would fixing a computer without giving the user the option to accept it or not be a right thing?"

      Many may remember what happened when such things were tried to be implemented by a known Megacorp.

      Me, I'd rather not be a luser and play by the book, updating my system frequently and using antiviruses on my Win machines.

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    8. Re:Coolness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      homer... *reaches over and pulls part of a gummy fish mounted on the wall* "mmmm. and it was worth every dime."


      No. He bites a piece of the gummi fish and says "Mmmm.... Trophy."

    9. Re:Coolness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, they're still using old Simpsons episodes to come up with ideas for new ones. Baby with a nailgun was a throwaway line that turned into a big chunk of a newer episode. Now this.

      Feed cows to cows and you get mad cow disease. Feed Simpsons episodes to Simpsons writers and you get lame episodes.

      It looks like cancelling that season pass was the right thing to do. Thanks for the confirmation.

    10. Re:Coolness.... by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Nope. It went: "Mmmmmm. Trophy."

    11. Re:Coolness.... by Cliffy03 · · Score: 1

      I think it is a bit more ethical than those supposed "RPC error" messages that just happen to have a link to a "fix" included.

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    12. Re:Coolness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not paranoid about installing windows patches, but all the current ones contain a statement that I can't release .NET benchmark results without prior written consent from the redmond monkeys.

      I could not acceupt such a license, so just for the record: .net performance sucks. I has to be, why else would they have a special clause like that in the security updates for win2k?

    13. Re:Coolness.... by fshalor · · Score: 1

      At least the sprit is refreshing. And this really may help in the long run. It would have saved me about 4 hours this week going around manually to machines. I don't have time to develop a network wide patching system/vnc setup and secure it, so I've got to do everything by hand.

      I'm assuming thi'll make it into AVG et al in a few days...

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    14. Re:Coolness.... by NullAndVoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I'm really fucking enjoying being up all night trying to stop this wonderful worm from hosing the network so my company isn't shut down tomorrow. Whatever samaratan wrote it can go fuck himself.

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    15. Re:Coolness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah well fucking suck shit for being too inept to be patched ahead of time, you useless bastard. You got exactly what you deserved. If your company IS shut down tomorrow, I reckon it'll be safe to say it was due to incapable IT staff, not a worm. Jerkoff.

    16. Re:Coolness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me, I'd rather not be a luser and play by the book, updating my system frequently and using antiviruses on my Win machines.

      That's fine. If you update frequently, the "cleanup worm" won't be able to infect you. If you don't, however, then you're being irresponsible and offering a shell to strangers... and now you may be subjected to some vigilante justice!

    17. Re:Coolness.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From Manta of MantaBase MaxPC Forum User:

      Intent should be considered. The crimes are not the same.

      Further, there is alot on your (not yours personally - I don't know) drive that is there without consent. Should we treat cookie and tracker bot planters the same as those who initiate viruses (I think we should)? What about those that plant packets on your drive without thier knowledge.

      Intent should be considered. When the law is black and white we are all guilty

      Just some food for thought.

      Manta

    18. Re:Coolness.... by nightsweat · · Score: 1
      Screw that. We purposefully avoided SP2 because of mandatory choices it made for you.

      Now, we had to scramble around and install it (it's needed for the hotfix) because this stupid ass "good" worm killed our systems when the blaster missed us completely.

      If I ever get to meet my "benefactor", I'll give him a windows update with my good right fist!

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    19. Re:Coolness.... by Tamifah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You obviously have time to post on Slashdot. Why wasn't your network patched already, anyway?

    20. Re:Coolness.... by ledestin · · Score: 1
      A firewall saves from most of such exploits, since only ports that are open are vulnerable.

      I won't install patches anyway (to save bandwith and hassle), I'll just keep the firewall up. Besides, I don't run Windows that much.

  3. Speaking of which... by kmac06 · · Score: 1

    Did anything interesting happen yesterday on this? Did killing the domain really prevent the worm from doing any damage? I sort of expected an internet slowdown (ie slammer), but didn't notice anything.

    1. Re:Speaking of which... by jmanning · · Score: 5, Informative

      This article might answer your question.
      Basically, No. Nothing happened.

    2. Re:Speaking of which... by Flabby+Boohoo · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, Microsoft killed the windowsupdate.com domain.

    3. Re:Speaking of which... by Trigun · · Score: 1

      I don't know about yesterday, but today windowsupdate.microsoft.com is crawling along. Maybe this worm is actually doing what it's supposed to, just faster than expected.

    4. Re:Speaking of which... by Munelight · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft killed the windowsupdate.com domain.

      Did anyone else read this with the tune of "video killed the radio star" playing in their head?

    5. Re:Speaking of which... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the worm sent the wrong IP checksum, so it would have never worked anyway.

    6. Re:Speaking of which... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they didn't.

      That is not funny.

      If I had a modpoint, you'd be dead.

      POOPNOODLE IN YOUR NOSE!

      I HAVE TEH POWER!

    7. Re:Speaking of which... by togtog · · Score: 1

      Too much Vice City? ;)

      -tog

    8. Re:Speaking of which... by faxafloi · · Score: 1

      No, Microsoft killed the windowsupdate.com domain.

      well, then I guess the worm did its job...

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    9. Re:Speaking of which... by dspeyer · · Score: 2, Funny
      Microsoft also switched their main website to a decentralized GNU/Linux cluster. This is why we can all still get through. Admittedly, they didn't choose GNU/Linux themselves, they choose Akamai, a professional webhosting service, and Akamai chose GNU/Linux. Even so, must be embarrising for them....

      GNU/Linux: for when it actually has to work!

    10. Re:Speaking of which... by csoto · · Score: 0

      No, but I've got it playing in iTunes as I type. Bought it on ITMS...

      Ciao!

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    11. Re:Speaking of which... by 7ex · · Score: 1

      Did anyone else read this with the tune of "video killed the radio star" playing in their head?
      Of course I did.
      I've had to much VC, too ;)

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    12. Re:Speaking of which... by Lost+Dragon · · Score: 1
    13. Re:Speaking of which... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Did anyone else read this with the tune of "video killed the radio star" playing in their head?

      No, because we are all 12 years old!!!!
      ROFL

    14. Re:Speaking of which... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      No, Microsoft killed the windowsupdate.com domain.

      Heh... Wonder how many people have e-mailed BillG and asked "Where did windowsupdate.com go today?"

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    15. Re:Speaking of which... by rekkanoryo · · Score: 1

      Or maybe people on dial-up ISPs are finally following the instructions most of the ISPs sent them Thursday and Friday about how to patch the issues. I know of at least 15 ISPs (without backtracking through the last four days' worth of e-mail to find more) who sent out an advisory to all their customers.

    16. Re:Speaking of which... by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1

      You do realize that supporting Trevor Rabin is like supporting musical terrorism, don't you?

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    17. Re:Speaking of which... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      This is common knowledge from the last article. Don't expect some sort of karma-whoring +5 for this little quip of yours.

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    18. Re:Speaking of which... by zihamesh · · Score: 1

      No worries! Kylie is about to release a cover

    19. Re:Speaking of which... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Microsoft killed the windowsupdate.com domain.

      Did anyone else read this with the tune of "video killed the radio star" playing in their head?


      NOW I am. Thanks a LOT!

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    20. Re:Speaking of which... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For an overly critical guy, you seem to forget that funny doesn't give karma points, spazwank.

  4. This could go on for a while... by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happens when someone releases an anti-anti-Blaster-worm-worm-worm?

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    1. Re:This could go on for a while... by marktoml · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It really is more akin to a microphage than a virus. Perhaps this starts a whole new trend :)

      Neat nonetheless.

    2. Re:This could go on for a while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not likely. This isn't the first "well-intentioned" worm to be released into the world.

    3. Re:This could go on for a while... by TheViffer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Better find a new security hole then as this is closing the door to msblaster's hosts. So basically the "next" worm would have to find another vulnerabilty in Windoze to get to the W32/Nachi worm

      But since its gotten in a "host" a new way the W32/Nachi worm is of little concern since its trying to kill the old worm.

      But what this will do is make leet hackers trying to industrialize thier worms. Such things as taking more control over the system, disabling all traffic to Microsoft, attacking virus protection, or even close the door themselves so that cleaner worms or "copy-cat" worms can't get in.

      The evolution of the "worm" has begun.

      The other question I have is whether or not the W32/Nachi worm cleans up itself it it can not find a host to spread to. The "cure" may turn out to be no better then msblaster if it generates massive network traffic looking for new hosts.

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    4. Re:This could go on for a while... by swordboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What happens when someone releases an...

      [starts coding furiously on a anti-Gator worm]

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    5. Re:This could go on for a while... by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1

      Well it does delete itself at the end of the year. In addition, they SHOULD have made it so that it scans at (say) 1/1000 rate if it can't find anything to 'infect' in 15 minutes of scanning.

    6. Re:This could go on for a while... by Chop · · Score: 1

      The W32/Nachi worm deletes itself from the host system if executed on 01-01-2004

    7. Re:This could go on for a while... by tinypillar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Is that like a cock block-block (or the anti cock block)?

    8. Re:This could go on for a while... by DickBreath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what this will do is make leet hackers trying to industrialize thier worms. Such things as taking more control over the system, disabling all traffic to Microsoft, attacking virus protection, or even close the door themselves so that cleaner worms or "copy-cat" worms can't get in.
      The evolution of the "worm" has begun.


      Hey, it's more fun than CoreWars! (to people of a certian mentality.) Once a vulnerability is discovered, the contest is on to see who can write the best worm to take over the largest number of machines, and keep competitive worms out. I suspect your statement about the beginnings of the evolution of the worm are very prophetic.

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    9. Re:This could go on for a while... by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      starts coding furiously on a anti-Gator worm

      This I'd like to see!

      Along with a buttload of other similar type items.

      Wonder if some sharp pencil out there somewhere will be able to develop a suite of ANTISPAM worms?

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    10. Re:This could go on for a while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I understand what you are saying, you are wrong. hosts infected with msblast reboot themselves, thereby restarting the svchost process, thereby reopening the hole.

    11. Re:This could go on for a while... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more akin to a worm than a virus. :)

    12. Re:This could go on for a while... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The other question I have is whether or not the W32/Nachi worm cleans up itself it it can not find a host to spread to. The "cure" may turn out to be no better then msblaster if it generates massive network traffic looking for new hosts.

      You know, a really cool way to get around this is have the worm only trigger an infection when a Slammer infection attempt is detected. This way, you'll only hit infected machines. Then, coupled with an expiry time, this thing could be relatively benign (well, other than the whole "break into computers and install software without permission" thing).

    13. Re:This could go on for a while... by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      In Russia, the blaster worm controls the anti-Blaster-worm-worm

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    14. Re:This could go on for a while... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      The "cure" may turn out to be no better then msblaster if it generates massive network traffic looking for new hosts.
      In a sense, a day of traffic and seeing the systems patched without much intervention is better than several days of trying to get people to wake up, patch, answer questions, re-answer questions, handle complaints, deal with people who think they're immune but aren't, explain firewalls, explain AV, update AV...

      Yeah, I know how it should work, but that's not always how it does.

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    15. Re:This could go on for a while... by Dix_sw · · Score: 0, Redundant

      When executed on or past 01-01-2004?
      If it's as you say, what if the machine isn't booted on that day? the worm stays, keeps on spreading itself and it's there for good...

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    16. Re:This could go on for a while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds almost exactly like the "Chinese Fish" virus released around 1992. Maybe it's by the same person? The Chinese Fish virus was not without teeth though. It did display a message. Its main payload though was deleting the "Stoned" virus. So, It's been 11 years and finally a copycat.

    17. Re:This could go on for a while... by harley_frog · · Score: 1

      "By the prickling of my thumbs, something goofy this way comes." -- MST3K

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    18. Re:This could go on for a while... by stripe · · Score: 1

      There was also apparently a code Green virus that went after the code Red virus.

    19. Re:This could go on for a while... by griffjon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's the first rumblings of Curious Yellow, I tell ya.

      The end is near. So download Linux!

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    20. Re:This could go on for a while... by thx2001r · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is interesting because, initially, worms were mechanisms to install software (in a distributed computing type of model) across networks with slow connections (or was it updates?).

      It would be interesting if technology like this were used by administrators to distribute patches to people whose machines have become infected with other viruses...

      Since people never bother to install patches when told to but ALWAYS "install" the latest versions of viruses, this may be an interesting new way to distribute pre-emptive patches or solutions for removing infections from machines.

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    21. Re:This could go on for a while... by Hellkitten · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I see a new arms race coming up. "White hat" virus/worm writer vs "Black Hat" virus/worm vriters.

      Or perhaps it was just that one of them finally realized that to make headlines (and get the attention that these guys seem to crave for) it had to be different from the rest. Since worms usually cause damage, what better way to be different than by fixing damage

      Or perhaps it's simply microsofts latest patch distribution strategy. "We use our holes to patch our holes". (So they're not bugs, just an update distribution feature)

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    22. Re:This could go on for a while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The end is near. So download Linux!

      The first widespread internet worm, the morris worm was a UNIX worm that exploited a hole in sendmail (imagine that, a hole in sendmail!). There will be worms, viruses and assorted malware regardless of what OS people are running. To think otherwise is blind zealotry. Have your gramma install linux and windows on two seperate machines. Come back a month later and I bet they both will be 0wn3d.

    23. Re:This could go on for a while... by zx-6e · · Score: 1

      Nachi kills the active worm in memory and then removes the msblast.exe file. It then downloads and installs the microsoft patch (no worries if it gets the wrong one, eh?). Then when you reboot, you will not have the "vulnerability" because you have been "patched (and owned)". Bad thing if you ask me.

    24. Re:This could go on for a while... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 0

      The ultimate MS worm/virus would:

      - use SSL
      - turn on 'automatically update' for win update, and do an initial update
      - use multiple vulnerabilites that would be updateable via microcode, so the virus doesn't go out of date
      - vulnerability microcode could be pushed to any one of the infected systems in order to update their vulnerability list to 'upgrade' the worm/virus. additionally, be able to have a 'detonate' command/payload pushed to it, so that the computer vandal/criminal could tell all infected hosts to perform a task.
      - be a P2P worm. Infected systems would mainly infect systems on their own network segment.
      - only certain (subnet "masters") systems would jump subnets, etc.
      - the virus could scale dynamically to bandwidth requirements. this could probably be done by the viruses on a given subnet negotiating with each other to determine a given saturation. Additionally, once a host on a subnet is communicated two, the 'subnet master' would be able to tell other infected hosts on the subnet to leave it alone (so there wouldn't be a plethora of logs, etc.)
      - do host-type IDing before trying to infect. If it's a linux/unix/mac system, then the subnet master would 'sleep' on it, and querry it in a couple days to see if it's a different host type, etc.
      - test the system for the ability to be infected prior to actual infection attempt
      - rate of breeding would be determined by the upload ability of the infected host; for example, dialup systems would send out infections once an hour, while 150K cable/DSL users would infect severral times an hour, etc.
      - possibly hide it's traffic as https or such; I'm not 100% whether that's even possible, though

      Now, if you were designing this worm multi-platform, I suspect it would be significantly more difficult. To me, it doesn't seem like most current worms are terribly thuroughly thought out, are simple, or are simply done for the spur of the moment.

      I suspect the development of this worm would take a significant amount of time; a concerted effort by several people could probably get it done in a couple months, if they're skilled. A large amount of the work is probably already done in open source projects, they'd just have to pick-and-choose different code snippets. I have no idea how large it would be, either. I'd have to guess, though, that it would probably be at least 200 or 300K, and maybe as much as a meg. I'm not that familiar with windows programming.

      I'd personally like to see such a worm implimented, if for no other reason, just proof of concept. Release it, and the same day release the source code - maybe as a 'vulnerability testing tool'? Such a tool would be invalueable to the network admin of a windows network - push updates easily using a worm. (of course, it would be somewhat different than the one described above)

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    25. Re:This could go on for a while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry, but the only REAL solution is to make a worm that invades windoze and simply installs Linux or OpenBSD over it.

      That will get those security holes cured

    26. Re:This could go on for a while... by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      The fact remains that it is much more difficult to secure a Windows machine against this kind of thing than a Free *nix machine, simply due to the fact that Windows ships with a lot more cruft that the average admin doesn't understand.

    27. Re:This could go on for a while... by ndogg · · Score: 2, Informative
      When the system clock reaches Jan 1, 2004, the worm will delete itself upon execution.

      RTFA has never been more relevant.
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    28. Re:This could go on for a while... by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah... i propose to call this new macrophage "SkyNet" ;-)

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    29. Re:This could go on for a while... by fiftyfly · · Score: 1

      You know, a really cool way to get around this is have the worm only trigger an infection when a Slammer infection attempt is detected. This way, you'll only hit infected machines. Then, coupled with an expiry time, this thing could be relatively benign (well, other than the whole "break into computers and install software without permission" thing).

      Oh, well that's easy. Simply append a TOS the reads something like 'By accepting this virus you accept the following license and all it's terms...."
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    30. Re:This could go on for a while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RPC and blocking port 135 are greenhorn MCSE stuff. Maybe it's only you that doesn't understand.

    31. Re:This could go on for a while... by dohcvtec · · Score: 1

      The "cure" may turn out to be no better then msblaster if it generates massive network traffic looking for new hosts.
      I think you may have hit the nail on the head. I carefully watched my firewall logs (not that I don't normally) through all stages of the blaster cycle, and realy there were nowhere near as many hits as I thought there would be. Part of this may have been due to filtering done by ISPs, but I don't know. Now that the W32/Nachi worm has been making its rounds, I'm getting 20-30 hits/minute on port 135 I never saw anywhere near that much activity with CodeRed, Nimda, you name it.:-/ It's a little disturbing, but if this new variant really is doing only good, I think it's a good thing.

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    32. Re:This could go on for a while... by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      This is probably better than the alternative ways to get attention. A massive worm that made the systems randomly try to dial '911' would be far more destructive. If someone really wanted to do some cyber-warefare on Americans that'd be a good start. There was a couple viruses that did that but they were never that wide-spread.. a worm version though could cause chaos.

      Of course it'd be rather funny if the worm had a list of phone numbers for the RIAA and proceeded to make every computer in America start calling them endlessly 24/7.

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    33. Re:This could go on for a while... by alfredw · · Score: 1
      You know, a really cool way to get around this is have the worm only trigger an infection when a Slammer infection attempt is detected. This way, you'll only hit infected machines. Then, coupled with an expiry time, this thing could be relatively benign (well, other than the whole "break into computers and install software without permission" thing).


      This is all well-and-good... unless you're the last guy who gets Slammer (or whatever). Then you get DDoS'd by everbody :-)
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    34. Re:This could go on for a while... by CaptainTux · · Score: 1
      What happens when someone releases an anti-anti-Blaster-worm-worm-worm?

      You get a REALLY cool, internet-wide version of Core Wars! :-)

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    35. Re:This could go on for a while... by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling that you wrote an altogether too informative replay to what was most likely an attempt to be funny with a "The Big Hit" reference.

      -a

    36. Re:This could go on for a while... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there an antidote to Code Red that worked that way? Code Blue rings a bell... [searches Internet] Actually it was Code Green.

    37. Re:This could go on for a while... by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I'm wrong, Code Red was an active agent, CRClean was the reactive one.

    38. Re:This could go on for a while... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no black hat worm / white hat worm.

      There is just worm.

      The company where I work wasn't impacted by MSBlast despite being a completely win2000 environment. Today however the network was completely down due to one of the supposed "white hat" ones.

    39. Re:This could go on for a while... by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      There is no black hat worm / white hat worm.

      I disagree. Making a program that exploits security holes to perform actions on a computer without permission is bad, but if the actions actually benefit the victim they are "less bad" (tm) than eg a worm performing a DDOS attack.

      But since there is a risk that even a "well intentioned worm" will cause problems (bugs, increased network traffic) they are a bad thing too.

      In a perfect world there would be no worms because noone cares to write them (and there are no holes to exploit). In our less than perfect world I'd prefer worm writers to be well intentioned but misguided (white hat) over malicious (black hat)

      The people that would want to write white hat worms should instead redirect their efforts into making free (as in beer and/or freedom) virus/worm scanners software firewalls and other security tools. That'd be a much better way to show how "1337" they are

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  5. Damn, that blows by HermanAB · · Score: 1, Insightful

    my whole business model...

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  6. So cool! by KingDaveRa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh wow! This is the internet equivilent of white blood cells! First there was white-hat hackers. Now white-hat virus writers? Makes a damn good change!

    1. Re:So cool! by __past__ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except that white blood cells don't usually cause lots of damage themselves. Even a "white-hat" worm causes lots of traffic and can thus bring down networks and make innocent people pay for lots of wasted bandwidth.

    2. Re:So cool! by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      I think I might try to unpatch my dad's computer (I'm running Linux :-P) just so I can catch this virus!

    3. Re:So cool! by T3kno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You haven't popped a zit in a while have you?

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    4. Re:So cool! by Andorion · · Score: 1, Insightful

      innocent people

      Not so innocent if they let themselves be infected by Blaster and haven't had the presence of mind to clean it up and patch their system.

      ~Berj

    5. Re:So cool! by KingDaveRa · · Score: 4, Informative

      Very true.

      But, notice that this worm self un-installs at a certain date. Its quite a way away, but even so. The fact it opens port 707 sounds a bit worrying though.

    6. Re:So cool! by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, and if you'd keep your hands out of the cheetos bag and pick up a healthy subway sub instead of your double qp with cheese, you wouldnt either.

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    7. Re:So cool! by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Innocent if they happen to be on cable or other shared bandwidth, and this white-hat worm infects a few of the people on their subnet and hammers the outgoing connection.

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    8. Re:So cool! by cornice · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that white blood cells don't usually cause lots of damage themselves.

      Except in an autoimmune disorder.

    9. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. This is still a virus--just an arguably helpful virus. It still runs code on a machine without the permission of the owner, and is therefore a virus.

      Harmful effects? Unscheduled downtime due to reboot, and unknown problems due to errors in the code of the virus or the patch from Microsoft. Unlikely in this particular case, but often machines are left "unpatched" due to compatibility problems with other software introduced by the patch. Frankly, this virus is no worse than an over-eager intern installing hotfixes on all of your servers without any testing.

      Running untested binaries on the machines of strangers is marginally worse than running an unpatched system. I for one will have no sympathy if/when they catch the guy.

    10. Re:So cool! by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Maybe it tries to connect to port 707 to try to determine if the remote host has already been "patched"? However, this is pure speculation.

      I haven't RTFA, but since they know the worm self-uninstalls after a certain date, I'm assuming they already know, or will know soon, what the port 707 is for.

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    11. Re:So cool! by tonyhill · · Score: 1

      This worm does cause a lot of traffic *right now*, but as more and more computers get patched, the traffic on the internet will reduce as even this "white-hat" worm will no longer be able to "infect" patched computers.

    12. Re:So cool! by rgmoore · · Score: 1
      Except that white blood cells don't usually cause lots of damage themselves.

      Not really true. The body's immune response is frequently what causes unpleasant effects when you get sick. Things like fever, swelling, and similar "disease" simptoms are actually a result of your immune system, not the disease vector. And then there are all sorts of diseases that are the result of an over-active immune system, like allergies, asthma, type I diabetes, rheumatoid arthritis, lupus, and the like. Or leukemia, which is essentially cancer of the white blood cells.

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    13. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not so innocent if they let themselves be infected by Blaster

      Oh, how generous of you. Just how do you expect your average computer user to be able to deal with a high-tech worm like this? It's easy to blame these grannies and grandmas on the "information superhighway" for being fools, but it's not their fault. It's the fault of ISPs and uncontrolled access to powerful computers.

      The fact is that the (inter)national computer infrastructure should be made watertight down to the last mile. There should be unique, hardware dependent IDs and administrator password escrow so that rogue computers can be shut down remotely to prevent damage to the whole.

      This is only going to get worse and drastic measures are required.

    14. Re:So cool! by ChrisDolan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, if you leave the door to your house unlocked, you're giving me permission to enter and nail plywood sheets over the doorway? Cool. It's for your own good, after all. Better that I render your house impregnable than a drug dealer gets in a sets up shop. Oh by the way, I'm not a carpenter, so if I accidentally break up a couple windows in the process, you won't mind, right?

    15. Re:So cool! by slide-rule · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You seem to overestimate the common person's knowledge and saavy about even the very need to patch their systems. See this personal account. You would be surprised just how innocent people can be. Start-Windows Update ? Sure, it's there, but if they don't know *why* it is there and it hasn't been scared into them at a personal level, they probably won't play with it, for fear they'll break something and have to pay a repair man at a shop somewhere to fix it.

    16. Re:So cool! by chobee · · Score: 1

      How could this post possibly be insightful? Saying users aren't "so innocent if they let themselves be infected" is like placing the blame on a robbery victim. While I agree that people need to maintain their systems, I feel distributors of faulty OS's are truely to blame. I don't see any warning on the windows xp box saying: Warning, box contains crappy code that must be patched weekly in order to function properly. I wonder if the back of the box should also warn how much bandwidth you need to be willing to give up to keep up with patches. While a few megs a week may not seem like much to me, Joe user, I'm sure it builds up when you think of a business that has hundreds of machines. -Cho

    17. Re:So cool! by Homology · · Score: 1
      Not so innocent if they let themselves be infected by Blaster and haven't had the presence of mind to clean it up and patch their system.

      Translation: You are running MS Windows, too dumb to know anything better while I'm the all knowing uber geek of Slashdot! Besides, I've got TONS of experience running a LARGE network of two PC from my mom's basement.

      Oh my, this is modded up to +5 Insightful.

    18. Re:So cool! by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      Except that white blood cells don't usually cause lots of damage themselves. Even a "white-hat" worm causes lots of traffic and can thus bring down networks and make innocent people pay for lots of wasted bandwidth.

      Ever have a fever? A fever is your immune system's response to disease; it's trying to burn out the virus. It stresses your body, tires you out, makes you feel miserable; but it gets the job done.

      Any network trafic caused by a white-hat anti-virus virus would be worth it, imho.

    19. Re:So cool! by b!arg · · Score: 1

      Jeremy? Is that you?

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    20. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, this is cool stuff. But if this sort of thing becomes a trend, how long before black-hats start writing worms that infect the computer and patch the hole themselves, to keep out the good cleanup worms?

    21. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, so now you are guilty of something if you just happen to sit on the same network as people who don't patch their systems?

      Get a clue

    22. Re:So cool! by cdrudge · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      And there is absolutely no correlation between eating habits and acne. Chocolate, greasy foods, etc don't cause zits. Keep on grabbing your subway sandwich. Your parent can keep on grabbing their cheetos and double quarter pounders with cheese.

    23. Re:So cool! by Andorion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your "robbery victim" anology isn't right (ChrisDolan's is slightly better.) Lets try a more accurate one:

      Someone has entered your house through an unlocked back door and installed a device which disrupts yours (and other peoples') wireless networks. You're not only the victim of a crime, but by being a victim (and leaving your door unlocked) you're causing harm to others (in the case of the virus, it's spreading to others, being used in a DOS attack, etc.) Someone then comes in through this still-unlocked back door, removes the harmfull device from your house and locks the door on his way out.

      Sound better?

      In ChrisDolan's analogy, "boarding up the door" is over the top.

      Granted, I don't know any details on *this* virus (how long it hangs around, how much traffic it causes) but it sounds like a pretty good idea.

      ~Berj

    24. Re:So cool! by Andorion · · Score: 1

      When the system clock reaches Jan 1, 2004, the worm will delete itself upon execution. from the link...

      Still, don't know how much traffic it causes, but at least there's some self-destructing code in there!

      ~Berj

    25. Re:So cool! by nocomment · · Score: 1

      Not so innocent if they let themselves be infected by Blaster and haven't had the presence of mind to clean it up and patch their system.

      You are ignorant. How about this, I only have 1 windows server on my entire network, and I was scanned 30 times before yesterday where the snort alert "ICMP Cyberkit" was triggered. This new virus happens to trigger that same alert of which I've been probed 5600 times in the last 12 hours. Snort continues to log about 250 of these alerts every 10 minutes or so, am I an innocent bystander? Oh you better beleive it.

      And yes that infernal windows machine was patched.

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    26. Re:So cool! by pyite · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy. You're forgetting the fact that your house starts throwing stones at nearby houses, breaking their windows (pun intended) too.

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    27. Re:So cool! by bravehamster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You would be surprised just how innocent people can be

      You seem to be confusing innocence with willful ignorance. If you want to own and use a computer, especially one connected to the internet, you have an implied obligation to make sure you know how to use and care for it properly. Just like when you own a car. When your ignorance begins to impact and harm other people, any claim of innocence gets tossed right out.

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    28. Re:So cool! by MrMrBen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why should we expect ordinary computer users to be that sophisticated about their computer? Buying a computer to browse the web do word processing shouldn't be like buying a pet. It gets ridiculous when the amount of time you need to spend keeping your computer protected approaches the amount of time you need to spend taking care of your dog or cat.

    29. Re:So cool! by Bigby · · Score: 1

      This could be one hell of a way to fix the holes. When MS comes out with a patch, they could just write a virus that spreads like wildfire, exploit their own hole that then fixes that hole.

    30. Re:So cool! by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Actually this was done several years ago on Linux. Later on, here was a huge outcry against it as still being unethical. But when you think about it,if somebody is irresonsible enough to leave an opening on a system, then perhaps it is better that it be closed by a white hat (or grey hat), than taken over by an SK.
      So who is taking bets that this was done by MS themselves to avoid continuing horrible press?

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    31. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on, dude. Tell 'em.

      Vigilante coding doesn't give me a warm fuzzy feeling and doesn't make me feel a bit more secure.

    32. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the Linux clean worm, it is normal for BH to close the same openings.

    33. Re:So cool! by error502 · · Score: 1

      I believe you mean, "Jared? Is that you?"

    34. Re:So cool! by ChrisDolan · · Score: 1

      Heh. I like that image. :-)

      But I did remember. In my analogy, it was the drug dealers. However, it's not clear from the alert message that the anti-blaster virus only attacks infected machines. My interpretation was that it looks for any machine with port 135 open and tries to patch the RPC hole.

    35. Re:So cool! by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      True enough. At the level of a person who knows better, I can only agree with you, but to extend the analogy a bit farther, impact and harm due to car maintenance negligence is a very tangible thing to people. Computers, on the other hand (from the perspective of innocent and/or ignorant people who haven't any better education on such things) "just break down", "go on the fritz", "catch viruses", or whatever, and if rebooting it doesn't help, people just take it to a shop and pay however much to fix it. windows having an auto-update feature will probably do away with this class of ignorance; those tech-saavy people that "know better" to not use it are then in a position of responsibility, but I really cannot fault *everyone* for failing to patch against this (or any other) worm.

    36. Re:So cool! by b!arg · · Score: 1

      Doh! Mod grandparent down as -1, Dumbass

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    37. Re:So cool! by mrogers · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...ever heard of leukemia, multiple sclerosis, Crohn's disease or type 1 diabetes?

    38. Re:So cool! by arkanes · · Score: 1

      It's pushing the analagy, of course - if your house was abandoned, say for a year while you're in Europe, and drug dealers move in, don't be suprised if you come back and it's been boarded up with plywood. In fact, it's very likely that your house will now be the propery of the US Government - the Feds can confiscate propery where drug crimes occur, even if the owner of the propery isn't involved.

    39. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think the whole "eating X causes zits" thing didn't come from something you've digested, but rather what you've done after eating. Chocolate tends to be oily, "greasy foods" rounds up all the rest of the oily foods. All those oils on your hands can get on your face, and that is my opinion on how the tales about how certain foods cause zits got started.

    40. Re:So cool! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      My interpretation was that it looks for any machine with port 135 open and tries to patch the RPC hole.

      That would be my interpretation too. It makes sense because uninfected machines with port 135 open can soon become infected machines.

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    41. Re:So cool! by coolerthanmilk · · Score: 2, Funny

      The fact it opens port 707 sounds a bit worrying though.

      There's no need to worry. Obviously, the computer is just standing on its head and laughing with joy at being rid of its former parasitic habitant.

      707 -> LOL!

      The only way it could really laugh out loud would be to open a port through which it can laugh. It makes perfect sense. No, no need to worry here, just LOL some more.
    42. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh gimme a fucking break. What happens when your immune system fights off a tough virus? You get a fever. Oh the humanity! Death or inconvienence? Go work on your anti-metaphor pessimism some more...

    43. Re:So cool! by dknj · · Score: 1

      I actually did this (except it wasn't a worm) for a friend. He asked me if it was possible, and I wrote him a program that patched all of the vulnerable machines automagically. I wonder if I would have got my 5 minutes of slashdot fame if I had submitted a story about it..

      -dk

    44. Re:So cool! by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Not quite. It's more like your neighboor, seeing you have left your front door wide open, comming over and closing and locking it for you. Of course, he might still accidentally break a few things while looking for a key, which is a problem. On the whole, I agree that, if I have my server hacked, I need to go about re-building it (or dumping the image back on in my case), but for those people that have a broadband connection, a windows box, and no clue about security and/or patching, I see this sort of response as justified, if a bit underhanded. The type of people this worm should affect are the same type of people that are going to have blaster cluttering up their system a year from now, and who will only get rid of it when they are forced to reload windows because it has slowed to a crawl. Basically, if you have the knowledge to be worried about a system being hit by this new worm, you shouldn't be hit in the first place. If you do get hit by it, then this is a good thing for the rest of us, as you don't seem to care enough, and your system will be causing problems for the rest of us.

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    45. Re:So cool! by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      I feel distributors of faulty OS's are truely to blame.

      Here's what really got me. Microsoft had an information page about the virus and how to update your system to make it invulnerable. Then, for those that already had the virus, they had links to the vendors of virus protection software for removal of the virus. My question is, if it was so darn important, and if they really cared, why didn't they just provide a simple removal tool right there for download? I think anybody running Windows on the Internet without a virus scanner is an idiot, but for those who fall into that category, wouldn't it have been better to just provide a removal tool?

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    46. Re:So cool! by GoRK · · Score: 1

      Eating it might not, but if you eat a bag of fritos and don't wash your hands, you might end up smearing all that grease on your face, and that actually will affect you.

    47. Re:So cool! by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Your right...and smearing superglue all over your face will also block your pores, so I guess you shouldn't eat it ether?

      It seemed to me that the original poster was drawing the correlation that eating junk foods led to zits. Nothing was mentioned about smearing your oily hands across your face.

    48. Re:So cool! by dacarr · · Score: 1
      Even so, if the white cells are going into effect in your body...well, that's what a fever is, it's your immune system kicking into high gear. Lotsa white cells, side effects are immense heat output, nasal/sinal congestion, and sometimes pneumonia (that green crud in your lungs is dead white cells).

      So the analogy remains. There are unpleasant side effects, but it's par for the course.

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    49. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite true, that. When you're sick and the white blood cells are doing their work, the body is usually weaker during that time because of that.

    50. Re:So cool! by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Acne is primarily caused by hormones, not food intake.

      The occational zit is caused by something blocking pores, again not food intake.

      Finkployd

    51. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this might be your 5 minutes... did you bother to limit your worm to the LAN?

    52. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet your average slashdot session uses more bandwidth then this. Ping scan and tftp transfer of this relatively small worm is not what I would consider heavy bandwidth. No DoS functionality in this one like with Blaster.

    53. Re:So cool! by kien · · Score: 1
      The fact is that the (inter)national computer infrastructure should be made watertight down to the last mile. There should be unique, hardware dependent IDs and administrator password escrow so that rogue computers can be shut down remotely to prevent damage to the whole.

      This is only going to get worse and drastic measures are required.

      Really, Senator Hollings, shouldn't you be voting on a bill or something instead of trolling Slashdot? ;)

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    54. Re:So cool! by benzapp · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You really have no idea what you are talking about unfortunately.

      Acne has a great deal of correlation with all these things, the the greatest example being facial edema. That particular condition simply does not exist in parts of the world where a non-western diet is consumed. It is virtually impossible to find someone who suffers from facial edema who does not have acne.

      Acne is caused by water retention pure and simple, and the vast quantities of heat damaged protein ingested by the masses causes the effect. Just as when you eat onions and your sweat thus smells as such, your body excretes these foreign protentious substances through your skin. Water is then attracted, pinching off sebum canals which hydrate your skin with a lipid like substances.

      Dry skin, acne, and facial swelling are all related to the same thing: heat damaged protein.

      Here is a great site which not only has hundreds of documentations to major medical journals, it has great information on how to eat a raw diet successfully.

      I have had 10 friends try this diet, and not a single one has not seen some improvement in the quality of their skin. Most didn't even know it was possible to NOT have dry skin.

      Anyway, I suggest to all who want to look and feel healthier... try it for two weeks. If it doesn't work, fine. You haven't lost anything.

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    55. Re:So cool! by allolex · · Score: 1

      I sooo wanted to post that, but then I scrolled down to your excellent post.

      (I know I'm a social misfit for reading down the thread before posting, but old habits die hard.)

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    56. Re:So cool! by __past__ · · Score: 1

      Actually, I am a type 1 diabetic. I wouldn't call that "usual", though. If we could now go on and discuss computer worms, please...

    57. Re:So cool! by neomorph · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, there is. Dermatologists routinely prescribe oil-free diets as part of a program to reduce acne.

      I, too, thought it was a lot of baloney. But I went on a diet to lose some weight, and a nice side effect was that my complexion cleared up.

    58. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You'd be amazed. A friend of mine would always click 'no' to the windows update notices because someone had convinced her that that was how spyware got in. Oy.

    59. Re:So cool! by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      No, but if you hear on the street that my house has an invisible flag that can only bee seen by special glasses mounted atop it which signals it to be hit by thieves and you kindly remove the flag without my knowledge, I'll be happy and none the wiser. :)

    60. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is absolutely no correlation between eating habits and acne. Chocolate, greasy foods, etc don't cause zits. Keep on grabbing your subway sandwich. Your parent can keep on grabbing their cheetos and double quarter pounders with cheese.

      For some people such as myself, there is. All it takes is drinking a fair amount (eg: 2 cans) of regular non-diet Coke and I'll be zit-boy the next day. Maybe it's not the food/drink itself which causes the problems, but that the food/drink triggers a hormonal response in the body which then cascades into a manifestation of acne. Oh, and I can eat all the greasy food I want. It's the sugar which does it for me.

    61. Re:So cool! by JWW · · Score: 2, Insightful

      not a single one has not seen

      !(not a single one has not seen) == everyone has seen

      That would have been soo much easier to read.

    62. Re:So cool! by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      I'm not really understanding why it's so difficult for ma and pa or grandma and grandpa to be able to use the computer. At the very least, if you're computer savvy, set them up with automatic XP updates. Otherwise show them how to properly use Windows Update.

      Heck, XP Home comes with the firewall enabled by default, and a lot of services "locked down" (namely file sharing and the like.) There's getting to be no excuse for the masses.

      It's just like anything else. You have to accept responsibilities for your actions or non-actions. And if you're going to hook your computer up to the internet, I'd say a little research and knowledge is in order. You wouldn't get behind the controls of a 747 and fly it around without fully understanding the plane and it's flight path, would you?

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    63. Re:So cool! by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1
      But, notice that this worm self un-installs at a certain date.
      That's great for this worm, but it sets a horrible precedent.

      Imagine that other folks get inspired and proceed to develop anti-worms that attempt to fixploit any of the hundreds of the vulnerabilities discovered on various platforms over the years.

      Apart from the network traffic issue, now all of the sudden you've got tons of anti-worm crap sitting on your box, potentially executing every time you boot up. Just because it will erase itself at the beginning of the year doesn't make it OK.

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    64. Re:So cool! by blahtree · · Score: 1

      Most people miss that implication. Regulation is the means that most of this kind of stuff is handled through. Cars? Improper use of a car can kill people, so there are laws to dictate what you can and can't do, and a licensing system.

      Not applying the latest patches doesn't do any physical harm, even though it may cause financial damage.

      Until computer use is legislated, people will continue to leave their systems unpatched because they won't understand that it is important. People see computers as appliances.

    65. Re:So cool! by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      So totally not the same. The whitehat is closing & locking an open door you didn't even know you had and then leaving. He's not breaking things, not nailing things, I mean really, why is the "slippery slope" theory always applied to everything on this site...

    66. Re:So cool! by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to be confusing innocence with willful ignorance. If you want to own and use a computer, especially one connected to the internet, you have an implied obligation to make sure you know how to use and care for it properly. Just like when you own a car. When your ignorance begins to impact and harm other people, any claim of innocence gets tossed right out.

      Great, so YOU go explain to my mom how to. I live 1300 miles away, I get my sister to when possible, and I do when I visit, but shes 67, and has no hope of being L33+. "Obligation" is a bit harsh. We want everyone on the internet (it made it cheaper) and we talk about being inclusive, but they we talk shit about how superior we are and people who get confused about updates should not be on the net.

      The problem isn't my mom. The problem is the dickholes who write very bad OS software that must be patched weekly. And no, she wasn't infected. I had been down visiting and updated her.

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    67. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -ROB- For a good time, call 127.0.0.1:37

      What's sad is that I get that joke. That is the port rdate uses. It isn't often run, though, as far as I know.

      There's also port 13, which has ascii output.

    68. Re:So cool! by ChrisDolan · · Score: 1

      I think I fully understand your point, but I don't agree with you. If he is a whitehat, then his intentions are indeed good. He may be trying not to break anything. But my point was, what if he's an incompetent whitehat? I don't think we should trust some shmoe worm writer to fix our security holes for us.

      Marginally related anecdote: in 1991 or 1992, a couple of guys I met at Cornell release a Mac virus into the wild. The virus had no destructive payload -- it was just an experiment that would propagate. But the idiots only tested it on one version of MacOS (v7, IIRC). The virus fried other MacOS versions, killing many many machines. Granted, these were certainly not whitehats, but the destructive aftermath of their toy was unintentional.

      What if W32/Nachi worked great on WinXP but accidentally wiped harddrives on Win2K? Nobody would be praising the "whitehat" in that case. And who pays for the bandwidth for W32/Nachi's brute force search for wide-open boxes?

      In my analogy, it's like millions of whitehats going to every house and trying the doors over and over again to see if they're unlocked. And, yes, he IS nailing things. The worm dowloads and installs new software. That's likely a non-reversable process (unless you wipe the machine and start over, or have intricate logs to know what the file system looked like before the attack).

      I don't think I used the slippery slope fallacy in my argument. I did apply reasoning that the possible worst case consequences do not justify the likely benefits. I would be genuinely grateful if you pointed out where I may have used a fallacy.

    69. Re:So cool! by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1
      Funny you asked that - I read your post right as the puss shot straight from the raised corpusle on the bridge of my nose onto the screen, slightly obsfucating your user name so I thought I was reading a note from "H3ckno". After I wiped the white pussy substance (with just a touch of blood) off the monitor I couldn't help but notice the streak of slime left there. It drew a line from your name down to today's poll option "Sleepover at Cowboyneal's" -- how cool is that?!

      I feel like we're ... connected.

      I just love the feel of a popped zit -- especially one where the released is substantial enough to feel a stream escaping the blast hole.

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    70. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The immune system isn't always helpful. Just ask anyone with an auto-immune diseases, like Multiple Sclerosis. White blood cells, are a great analogy!!

      A friend of mine with MS has been going through chemo therapy and blood filtering to destory her immune system, so it will stop atacking her nervous system. She said they are even going to do something to her bone marrow to permanently destroy her immune system.

      My point:
      White blood cells = good analogy for white hat worms.

    71. Re:So cool! by T3kno · · Score: 1

      I personally enjoy the feeling of recoil as the pustule-pebble leaves it's chamber at mach 3 and goes streaking towards the mirror.

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    72. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as opposed to your italicized quote, pseudo-code and exaggerated spelling of "so"

    73. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a puddle of vomit to clean up. Thanks.

    74. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      smearing superglue all over your face will also block your pores, so I guess you shouldn't eat it ether?

      Well, that's one reason...

    75. Re:So cool! by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      YMMV.

      My diet has actually gotten worse (yeah, I know) over the two decades since I graduated high school, but my acne cleared up by the time I was twenty. I've been acne free since about age 24 (1987).

      The weird part about that is, and it's contrary to everything I've read, is that I'm one of those people who sweats a lot. A LOT. I'm not overweight, nor in poor physical shape, I simply sweat. Yet still I have no acne problems nor oily skin problems (I have to apply moisturizers to my skin every day simply to keep from feeling too dry - and I don't live in that dry a climate).

      The wonderful diversity of the human genome never ceases to amaze me.

      realityshunt

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    76. Re:So cool! by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that the worm is laughing at Microsoft's ability to secure their operating system?

      Well, in that case, I'd like to invite this worm over for steaks on the grill and free beer....but I run linux, so it probably won't come.

      Damn, it's hard to find friends these days :)

      realityshunt

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    77. Re:So cool! by jechonias · · Score: 0

      I Can't believe that no-one has noticed the obvious thing here, its not just a white-cell type thing, it's microsofts answer to apt-get.

      Finally the death-knell for linux may have just been sounded.

      If one of the biggest benifits of open source is that the bugs and holes are patched quickly, imagine how quickly they can be patched by a closed source company and its collection of worm programmers.

      Shit this thing whips the pants off apt-get and windows-update, this thing does the bloody update for you and then logs off.

      Its almost like having your own security administrator working for you. You simply connect to the net and with a bit of luck the office ms-patches install themselves on your pc.

      Talk about a fantastic marketing gimmick, i can picture it now......

      [regular joe in a store] so your telling me i don't need to worry about the hackers on the interweb thingy 'cos microsoft will simply fix up any holes on my pc as soon as they find em, and i don't have to do a thing??

      [sales chap] yup, and there is no charge for this service sir, and it all happens whilst you are asleep.

      who else sees this as a serious threat?? or a fantastic opportunity if we could somehow use this in the open source community......

    78. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      windows update downloads all patches and installs them on a schedule like say, 3pm everyday or something. that is how i deal with my parents havent had a problems since they instituted that.

      i think that the most important patches are autoslected anyways even if you go to windowsupdate.microsoft.com and if your mother cant view a website then i really feel sorry for your genetic material. on a similar vain, who says she should be on the internet without taking a course. its a skill to behave properly in any society, driving, anime, restaurants... if you cant pick it up on your own, take a damn course.

      theres no reason for her packets to be clogging up my connection and possibly causing me to loose 500$ worth of food when theres a 48+hr power outage propogated by her ignorance.

    79. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dry skin, acne, and facial swelling are all related to the same thing: heat damaged protein.

      So basically, don't cook your food?

    80. Re:So cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that the patches are worse than the worm/virus whatever thery're supposed to fix. This patch hosed all the Microsoft MSI files on our PCs. Also, if it requires /. level sophistication just to fix the problems the patches cause, a lot of small offices without IT people will switch to Linux/Office as soon as it's user-friendly. If only someone would come with a good architectural CAD package for Linux that worked exactly the same as ACAD (people here won't learn anything new)

  7. It's the first time.. by spaic · · Score: 1

    I see a virus that actually does something good.

    1. Re:It's the first time.. by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know all those annoying car alarms that go off in the middle of the night waking everybody up?

      I've made a better car alarm: it makes an even LOUDER sound, thus drowning out the original car alarm for everybody's protection.

      Its the first time I see a car alarm that actually does something good!

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    2. Re:It's the first time.. by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      the new worm doesnt do what the old one did to more of an extream. it removes it, and then removes itself. its the equilivant of your car alarm going off for a second, but somehow making all the other car alarms shut off. then shutting off itself.

    3. Re:It's the first time.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you may have a business model if you can do this for cell phones.

    4. Re:It's the first time.. by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      Its the first time I see a car alarm that actually does something good!

      A friend of mine once related a story about his car, it's frequent habit of getting broken into, and how he resolved the situation. It seems that he doesn't believe in car alarms, saying that they are ubiquitously annoying and that nobody pays them any attention.

      That's almost true, except that thieves certainly pay attention. You see, his neighborhood was a high crime area, and every car on his street had a car alarm, except his. After the third burglary, a police officer pointed this out to him. Needless to say, his car has not been broken into since he got that blinking light. No alarm, just a blinking light. Heh, I guess the burglars in his neighborhood just aren't all that smart.

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    5. Re:It's the first time.. by epiphani · · Score: 1

      Heh.. funny story... got karma to burn... completely offtopic..

      Friend of mine had quite a car stereo - and drank a lot. He found that if his alarm went off after he'd gone to sleep, it wouldnt wake him up.

      So, he did make a better car alarm, exactly as you discribe. He took the normal car alarm, pulled off the pathetic excuse for a noise maker, and promptly strapped on an ambulance siren.

      This handy device was probably about 16 inches long, and shaped like a loudspeaker horn. It was now easily heard overtop of his stereo - which did 154db. It was painful to stand beside if it went off. And that little 'blip blip' you get when you arm or disarm it - that could be heard clearly about a block away (in a residential neighbourhood , not downtown).

      Well, once I was over at his place, after a good solid night of drinking. At about 4:30am the alarm went off. In a matter of ten seconds flat, there were four drunk guys out on the driveway in underwear. Nobody was there, and there was cat footprints on his windshield.

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    6. Re:It's the first time.. by SirCrashALot · · Score: 1

      You would have to make a car alarm that pumps the inverse of the sound thus cancelling it out:) Now that would be useful, seeing that car alarams tend to set on another off.

  8. Time till first lawsuit by Aadain2001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm taking bets on how long till the first lawsuit comes out against the person or persons who wrote this helpful worm. I say it will happend before the people who wrote the destructive worms are even arrested.

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    1. Re:Time till first lawsuit by dnoyeb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Indeed. "No good deed goes unpunished," as the saying goes.

      Plus, it just so happens that good people are not as paranoid and don't tend to hide themselves as well...

    2. Re:Time till first lawsuit by hipster_doofus · · Score: 1

      I sure hope you're offshore! The feds are looking for people like you.

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    3. Re:Time till first lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical bullshit. The "victims" are, in fact, co-conspirators, aiding and abetting the "blaster" authors, by refusing essential maintenance.

      People who don't maintain their computers against these types of problems are analogous to people who don't maintain their vehicles.

      More specifically, Windows users are like GM owners. They believe that they are driving a top notch quality reasonably new vehicle only to find themselves on the side of the road, broken down. These people refuse to believe that their car IS A PIECE OF SHIT. Just as Windows users think that since their O/S is reasonably new and starts up most of the time that updates are not necessary - or worse yet, that updates cause more problems than they solve.

      This also underlines the need for routers on every cable modem and DSL circuit - and the folly of those who would treat such devices as mechanisms to "steal" internet service for additional devices on the network. How long before the DMCA is used against broadband users who share their internet service across small home LANs and other devices?

    4. Re:Time till first lawsuit by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1

      Good luck finding them; worms are hard to trace. I think they gave up on finding Mr./Ms SQL Slammer.

    5. Re:Time till first lawsuit by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 5, Interesting

      its very possible that this worm was made by the same person who made the original. notice that this worm was released *after* the attack on the microsoft website. also, the worm was not meant to cause any harm on any of its host systems. the worm served its purpose, so why not clean up after yourself?

    6. Re:Time till first lawsuit by ChrisDolan · · Score: 0, Troll

      The ends do not justify the means. Worms are bad, and vigilantism rarely achieves long-lasting good. (Case in point: What good did Bernhard Goetz achieve by his shootings?)

      If you support the actions by the author of this worm to rid the computers of the illegal blaster worm, then I claim you cannot deny RIAA the ability to raid the same computers to rid them of illegal music downloads. They're both examples of non-authority actions to rid computers of a perceived wrong.

    7. Re:Time till first lawsuit by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      I think they gave up on finding Mr./Ms SQL Slammer.

      Perhaps, whoever is irresponsible for this didn't brag loudly about it to all of their friends, and everyone else at the bar. Bragging seems to be an easy way to get caught.

      Bragging also seems to be one of the main motivations. Even if just to a few close friends. If the bragging / fame factor is removed, and one does this type of thing completely privately without disclosing it, then what would be their motive?

      The current Blaster worm wouldn't seem to have any motive other than an anti-Microsoft motive.

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    8. Re:Time till first lawsuit by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      Given the site we're on, It seems a *mere* anti-Microsoft motive is enough to get whole masses moving.

      Oh, and I'll see your two judges, and raise you eight ballot counters.

    9. Re:Time till first lawsuit by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Given the site we're on, It seems a *mere* anti-Microsoft motive is enough to get whole masses moving.

      Slashdot people aren't the only ones who are zealous, as I point out here . I don't think it is fair to characterize open source advocates any more harshly than Microsoft zealots .

      Hmmmm, I wonder just how many Ballot Counters a Judge is worth? Of course, a developer who works on the voting booth software might be a much more valuable commodity to own.

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    10. Re:Time till first lawsuit by Kenard · · Score: 1

      Then why not have the first worm have the time-based self-destruct. There is really no need for two in the scenario you describe.

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    11. Re:Time till first lawsuit by cdecroes · · Score: 1

      The creator of the original worm will probably sue the creator of the helpful worm saying he used his proprietary code to create it. Then he'll offer to sell each infected users computer a license to use his code in order to avoid being sued also.

    12. Re:Time till first lawsuit by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      A sysadmin (at intel?) was fired and arrested later for intrusion. Apparently he patched some systems using a crack, but left backdoors open. That is what damned him.

      If this worm doesn't leave any backdoors, it probably will not be prosecuted, even if the perpetrator is caught. The argument is that, if this worm could get into your machine, the other worm could.

    13. Re:Time till first lawsuit by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      a self-destruct would make the first worm bigger, as well as eaisier to get rid of. just set your time to a later date. how many joe-computer-users out there do you think had the worm, just didnt care, because it didnt do anything negative to their system? patching your computer is a big task to many average computer users, but changing your clock date isnt.

    14. Re:Time till first lawsuit by KReilly · · Score: 1

      Waaiiiitttt a minute. Why not just program in a end of life into the original worm? Sending out 2 worms doesn't make alot of sense. Albiet the clean up worm is cooler though.

    15. Re:Time till first lawsuit by Teddlet · · Score: 1

      It seems that there could become a great business for a lawyer who could figure out how to prosecute people who "hack" or "worm" for trespassing as technically they (or an odd part of them) are on/in? a computer on your property generally doing malicious things or at least changing something that is your property.

  9. Even though it's illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm glad someone took the initiative to fix this. Hopefully the worm is succesful in patching the machines.

  10. cleaner worms by 2057 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    now as much as this is a good idea it is bad because it reduces the internet bandwidth and creates users who don't know how to run windows update, if someone else keeps fixing the problem it will never be fixed.

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    1. Re:cleaner worms by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1
      " ...if someone else keeps fixing the problem it will never be fixed."

      That doesn't even work! If someone else keeps fixing the problem then the problem keeps getting fixed! This might not be the most desirable method, I'm sure we'd all rather have people patching and updating so such actions wouldn't be necessary, but the fact remains. If there was an anti-virus deployed shortly after every virus was deployed in the wild, the end result would be the same.

      Hell, this method even has its advantages. As long as this virus remains in the wild, we should eventually see RPC DCOM vulnerabilities isolated to a few spread out machines across the globe. There will naturally be some machines that never get patched due to the anti-virus's self defeating nature, however the bulk of them (a number significant enough to influence flow of network traffic) should be taken care of.

      I'm not advocating that you just wait around for an anti-virus. Naturally if you're interested in security you want to prevent intrusions before they happen. But I don't have a problem with some happy hacker taking it upon himself to clean up user-land and free up that bit of wasted bandwidth once more...

    2. Re:cleaner worms by 2057 · · Score: 1

      you see the problem i was talking about are the holes in windows, and if someone else runs the patches for you, it doesnt fix the problem that you yourself were suppose to be aware of it and fix it. sorry if i was a little crazy...

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    3. Re:cleaner worms by DeltaSigma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry if I sounded unreasonable. I tried to make myself clearer towards the end. You and I should continue as we have. Diligently patching our systems and preventing disasters. I just don't feel any need to oppose someone who's cleaning up everyone elses machine for them.

      In the rush to get a post up though I neglected to mention a few details:

      1. You know those companies that have to evaluate patches on isolated machines before they can deploy them on their network, even if that testing takes longer than it does for a hacker to write a worm exploiting the vulnerability? This anti-virus just violated procedure for them. Now all their machines that were STABLE + INFECTED are UNSTABLE + INFECTED.
      2. If this virus wasn't written very well, there's potential problems. For instance, if it doesn't clean itself up after patching the vulnerability, and still actively searches the web for new hosts, our net savings of bandwidth is effectively zero. This new virus will end up taking up the same amount of bandwidth as the original did, and just like code red, server admins will be feeling the ping from this anti-virus for years to come.

      There's other dilemma's but I need to go take a break now.

    4. Re:cleaner worms by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      > and creates users who don't know how to run windows update, if someone else keeps fixing the problem it will never be fixed.

      Two factual errors here:

      1) The users who don't know how to run windows update already exist - this isn't creating any new ones
      2) The problem never WILL be fixed, so this is hardly preventing it from being fixed.

      The only possible bad result from this new worm is if it actually hoses a system instead of fixing it. Once it fixes machines, though, the bandwidth usage of future variants will be practically nil.

    5. Re:cleaner worms by MrMrBen · · Score: 1

      Deciding to buy a computer should not be a decision like deciding to buy some exotic pet. Are you ready for the responsibility? Have you read about and studied the care and maintenance requirements for the type of computer you are planning to buy? A computer is a machine, and people who use it for word processing, web browsing etc, are not going to take time out of their lives to nurture it, care for it, take it to the vet, etc. A fix worm may create extra traffic initally, but once it fixes the problem, the extra traffic will go away, and much more severe problems will be averted. As long as operating systems have security flaws of this kind, this seems like a realistic and reasonable way to patch them.

    6. Re:cleaner worms by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it _should_ be more like buying a car:
      Are you ready for the responsibility?
      Have you read about and studied the operators manual?
      A car is a machine, and people use it for getting from one place to another, and REALLY OUGHT TO take time out to keep it maintained!!
      Do you really want a mechanic, no matter how good he is, to break into your garage to do the basic maintenance that you're too lazy to take care of yourself???
      As long as people don't consider their computers on the same level as their cars (not that everyone takes good care of their cars either) these problems will continue to exist.
      And there are a great number of reasons why you would not want your OS patched by a third party, no matter the good intentions. Check other posts in this topic for lots of them.
      Perhaps we should get a licensing system for computer operators, with different classes:
      Class A license: Admin skills; these people can/will take care of their equipment, and need little to no outside help.
      Class U license: User skills; these people cant/wont take care of their equipment, and need to have a Class A licensed person hold their hand when using anything more complicated than a caluclator.

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  11. FUTURAMA!!!! by crazy_speeder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    this is just like the futurama episode where Fry ate the "egg" sandwich which contained worms. the worms turned Fry in an intelligent, muscle man. very cool episode.

  12. They will never allow this to grow by passthecrackpipe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Heh, if this turned into a trend, it could spell the end of an industry - the virus-removal industry. Imagine: Open Sourced, hunter-seeker virus removal worms, out in the wild nearly as fast as the original, cleaning up the mess some scridiot created in a fit of juvinle mischief. Somehow, I don't think the virus writer/scanner cartel will not let this become a trend.

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    1. Re:They will never allow this to grow by funkhauser · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the virus-scanner "cartels" could keep people from writing anti-viral worms, then wouldn't you suppose someone could just go stop the writers of the viruses in the first place?

    2. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you believe the virus-scanner "cartels" are the ones writing the viruses in the first place.

    3. Re:They will never allow this to grow by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that these "white" worms still eat up a shitload of bandwidth, and businesses and people still have to eat those costs.

      I remember way back in my hometown the cops got the brilliant idea to go through the parking lot trying to open car doors. When they'd find an unlocked car, they'd leave a little pamphlet on the drivers seat about why you should lock your doors.

      People were pissed, and rightly so. It doesnt matter if it's locked or not, noone has any right to open it up and go inside without your permission.

      Its not important what the worms payload is. The writers of this should suffer the same punishment if caught as the writers of a DDoS worm.

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    4. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Sircus · · Score: 1

      ...and put themselves out of business?

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    5. Re:They will never allow this to grow by shibashaba · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about a worm that did this about 10 years ago, but it also installed a rootkit. I wonder if the same thing is happening here, patch the system so it looks like a good worm and people don't pay attention to it and then install a root kit or something else.

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    6. Re:They will never allow this to grow by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the end the bandwidth should be considerably less than if you let those machines get infected with the regular worm and run the infection code forever. At least this worm has a time limit on it.

      People may be mad, but the fact is that their unpatched machines are a menace to everybody else on the internet (much moreso than an unlocked car). It's got to stop somehow, and until Microsoft ships Windows with a built-in enabled automatic firewall on all of these ports that shouldn't (by any rights) be internet visible, then we're going to see a lot of this, just like we have in the past. The other option of course is to have everybody switch to OpenBSD as their desktop OS, but I find this option less likely than the MS default firewall option.

      I know people who are pissed if you tell them that their fly is open, but it doesn't mean I shouldn't try.

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    7. Re:They will never allow this to grow by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      It would be foolish to use randomly provided 'good' virii/worms to remove the 'bad' ones. You might as well just format the drive now and get it over with.

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    8. Re:They will never allow this to grow by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      So it's OK for me to infect your machine with arbitrary code, just so long as the code does something that I deem nice?

      Maybe I'll write a porn deleting worm, or a nice "redirect everything to vatican.com" worm.

      Worms do much of their damage by the mechanism by which they spread - they eat bandwidth. Slammer on one machine (a laptop) at my work ate our entire T1 for a day. Thats bandwidth we pay for, and business we lost.

      The cure in this case has the exact same symptoms as the disease.

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    9. Re:They will never allow this to grow by ShaggyBOFH · · Score: 1
      I think, probably incorrectly, that symantec/norton/et all write the viruses in the first place. After all, how many people would buy a new car if their old one always looked and ran like new and was designed to be 100% reliable for eternity? Ya, it's a poorly spelled conspiracy.

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    10. Re:They will never allow this to grow by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      while true, this is just another example of the sorry state of modern society. people have it so easy, they forget to be sensible. Its the same argument against being able to defend yourself against a mugger - you open yourself up to an arrest for assault if you do. (or being sued).

      The white worms usage of bandwidth is, IMHO, acceptable - its not as if they'll DDoS some site, and downloading the patches is something the users should do themselves anyway (if they could find the right button to click), and the total bandwidth usage will drop for every black worm the white ones take out.

      The anti-virus companies could do something with this though, sell a product that doesn't just download an av-update, but allows you to be visited by a cleanup-worm. If said worm only 'attacks' av customers (ie people with some software on their box), no-one could complain.

      except that they probably would.

    11. Re:They will never allow this to grow by karnal · · Score: 1

      Some people I know would be rightly pissed if people were opening their doors, police or not.

      See, once you move from a rural area to a bigger city, you start to get upset as thieves always seem to break into your car and steal anything of value. So, in order to not have to pay for another window or fix up a lock, they'll just leave the car unlocked with no valuables inside.

      I think ultimately that leaving the doors unlocked is probably a smarter thing to do, since if you don't have anything valuable in the car, you won't have to pay for a window. (Yes, I know, someone could steal the car... but if they wanted the car, they'd steal it anyways)

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    12. Re:They will never allow this to grow by funkhauser · · Score: 1

      You miss my point. If Norton and Macafee could directly stop the anti-viral worms from even being made, then the US government or some other entity would be able to directly stop harmful worms and viruses from being made. Since no one is stopping those harmful viruses from being made, then it follows that the anti-virus "cartel" that my original parent talked about would be powerless against the anti-viral worms that might one day threaten their business model.

    13. Re:They will never allow this to grow by NevermindPhreak · · Score: 1

      the white worm uses the same exploit as the original. if you had patched your systems, you wont be infected by either. i say its a good idea to release a fix worm for all those people who become infected and dont take any action about it, so they cant infect others.

    14. Re:They will never allow this to grow by bahamat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet, but interestingly enough, Network Associates VirusScan and Sniffer products detect and block Nachi.

    15. Re:They will never allow this to grow by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Open Sourced, hunter-seeker virus removal worms, out in the wild nearly as fast as the original

      I have a better idea. How about instead of virus removal worms, we make security-bug fixing worms? If we create them as soon as a vulnerability is discovered, then nasty worms would have no opportunity to exploit said vulnerabilities, unless those making the nasty worms are actually smart enough to find their own.

      It would also help with the "lazy sysadmin" problem (although usually it's more a case of "overworked sysadmin"). And admins could even download and install the worm on their own network, to automate the process of fixing security holes.

      Quite honestly, I say go for it. Call it a network admin tool, make the IP range configurable, and leave it to other people to "abuse". You'd be completely free of liability since you're not specifically the one that is scanning networks in an unauthorized way, you'd be the guy that creates a tool that "potentially" has the capacity for abuse.

      Somehow, I don't think the virus writer/scanner cartel will let this become a trend.

      What does it matter to them? People are still stupid enough to run attachments that come in their e-mail. So long as this is true, they have a market to sell to.

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    16. Re:They will never allow this to grow by ChrisDolan · · Score: 1

      I know people who are pissed if you tell them that their fly is open, but it doesn't mean I shouldn't try.

      This worm is doing not telling.

      A better analogy: I see your fly is down, so I zip it up for you.

    17. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Gorny · · Score: 1

      It's not only a matter of the virus cartel. Think about how it would be invading someone's privacy? I dont wont some kind of "corporate written worm" (for good or for evil) searching around my hard drives. You cannot control their actions once they're inside and that's a huge concern for me.

      It's like breaking into someones house by smashing the window, putting a new armor-glass in and leaving after a few days while tracking the phone book for other vulnerable victims with non-armored-windows.

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    18. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Virus Scanner Cartels write the viruses.

      But I can't say anymore, they'll have me killed.

    19. Re:They will never allow this to grow by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      Virus-checker companies are becoming more and more analogous to real drug companies. Without viruses or worms, or the exploitability of Windows, they wouldn't really have much to do. After all, if Microsoft really cared they would buy one and have a whole division devoted solely to finding these exploits BEFORE the public and getting them patched.

      On a parallel note, you don't really think they're looking for a cure for cancer, AIDS, or even the common cold? They're researching treatments - in other words, their dream is find drugs that would turn cancer and AIDS into herpes or diabetes - annoying, and requiring constant drug treatments for a normal life. The irony is that if they succeed they will be hailed as benefactors, and they will probably use patent law and FUD to prevent research into actual cures.

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    20. Re:They will never allow this to grow by first+axiom · · Score: 1

      But we all know the virus-scanning cartels are the ones that write viruses in the first place.

      More virii == more business.

    21. Re:They will never allow this to grow by lcde · · Score: 1

      I actually feel they will have no choice but to let it grow. Just as they have no choice but to keep up with new worms every day.

      I would expect them to just add the "helper" virus to their deffinitions. IMO I don't think even the most computer ignorant person would want to hear that his/her computer has been infected.

      As long as they are still classified as virii or worms they will still be concidered malicious.

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    22. Re:They will never allow this to grow by snake_dad · · Score: 1
      You might as well just format the drive now and get it over with.

      That's what Joe Sixpack does when he gets infected. He'll just whip out his reinstall package, end up with a box that is clean of the worm, but unpatched. Within hours or days or weeks he'll be infected again, and will do the same thing that 'fixed' it last time. That is what keeps these worms alive for so long.

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    23. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow you just did the impossible. You spelled the plural of virus both correctly and incorrectly in the same post! Quick give this man a Gold Star!!

    24. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      YA, I totally agree with you!

      It'd almost be as if teams of doctors were to go around injecting children with fragments of dead viruses in order to help people's immune system build up to kill the virus in the future.

      Oh. Wait.

      That already happens, because society has decided it was the lesser of two evils. Children get vaccinated to protect them in the future, and if I understand properly, it's mandatory, both in schools and hospitals. I'm sure there are still some "frikkenidiots(tm)" that refuse to get their kids vaccinated, but they probably change their minds when their kids get sick and/or die.

      Remember that Soldier who got ordered to take the Anthrax vaccine before operation desert-something-or-other? He didn't have any choice in the matter, it was "get the vaccine, or get out of the service".

      Sometimes overriding the individual's right to choose is better for the community as a whole. Otherwise known as "people smarter than you are making these decisions".

      Of course, the author of the anti-blast worm didn't have any political or professional industry permission to do so, but what if he had?

      N.

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    25. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't classify Diabetes as an annoyance. Yes somebody who has it takes shots to keep from dying. But they have to deal with drastically increased risks of heart disease, kidney failure, liver problems. Additionally Diabetes lessens the bodies ability to heal after surgery, which drastically increases the rate of bacterial infection - which the body can't fight off on its own because the immune system is weakened.

      Diabetes is a serious disease, the shots aren't a cure - they are life support. They prevent the immediate death of the suffer, but they don't correct all the other problems associated with the disease. Simply put insulin is the hormone that you die from FIRST if you don't make it yourself. Diabetes suffers don't produce other things too, not just insulin.

      *Note: my mother suffers from this disease, that makes her life miserable. This is why i took it so personal

    26. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but if someone is running VirusScan, then they already are clean of Blaster so it doesn't matter. It's the people who aren't running anything and who have infected machines that this fixes.

    27. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I agree with you but you have a wrong analogy. Deleting porn may be against my wishes, which this worm does not attempt to. It removes something that you unwillingly had in your machine. A better analogy would be a dialer deleting, or a spyware removing worm.

    28. Re:They will never allow this to grow by zoombat · · Score: 1
      That already happens, because society has decided it was the lesser of two evils. Children get vaccinated to protect them in the future, and if I understand properly, it's mandatory, both in schools and hospitals. I'm sure there are still some "frikkenidiots(tm)" that refuse to get their kids vaccinated, but they probably change their minds when their kids get sick and/or die.

      Right, but you can't walk around with syringes of MMR and Polio vaccines and jab kids with them that you think need them. Heck, even if you're a doctor, you can't give vaccines without consent.

    29. Re:They will never allow this to grow by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I did not mean to seem flippant. While there are many degrees to this and other diseases, unless you know someone who is going through it all you can go by is what is publicly known*. However, in a way you somewhat validate my point. I have recently seen commercials indicating a new method of testing that seems to imply that "Look how good life is now that we've done this!" From my point of view, and what I know of how drug companies are working with radiation cancer research, they are probably researching how to have diabetes treatments with lower risks, but are not researching how to prevent it altogether.

      For Devil's Advocate purposes, it really isn't in their perview: the best preventions for diabetes, as well as cancer, M.S. and certain other diseases, lie in genetic research. This really isn't something the drug companies directly persue. Also, they have made many advances that have helped many live, and at least have a life. However, what is most bothersome is how much they overcharge to fund research into drugs simply to compete with each other, and how much that is throwing off the entire health care pricing.

      (*For what it's worth, I have an uncle and father-in-law with diabetes. They must have mild/not advanced forms though, as all I've seen of it is that they have to watch what they eat, and eat at certain times.)

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    30. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Leomania · · Score: 1

      More likely, the virus writers will close the hole themselves to protect the newly infected system. I predict this will become standard operating procedure in short order, and we'll be reading about it on Slashdot shortly thereafter.

      - Leo

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    31. Re:They will never allow this to grow by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Well its not "mandatory." You still have your freedoms in America. You just can't send your child to school without 'em ;) Some of them are totally voluntary, but they don't tell you and act like they all are mandatory.

      They sometimes start with new vaccines a little too soon for my taste. Especially when you have a Child with a weaker immune system, these decisions can be very much case by case. Children still get sick, and die from the vaccines. That percentage is acceptable until its your child.

      NEVER can overriding individuals rights be good for the community as a whole. I dont like that slippery slope. If you want that, may I suggest China?

    32. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Ricdude · · Score: 1

      You can still send your child to public school without being vaccinated. The exact mechanism differs from state to state. In my home state, you will be required to complete a waiver form of some sort proclaiming that you disagree with the concept of vaccines on a religious basis. Philosophical disagreements are not allowed, and oddly enough, some medical reasons are not sufficient. However, so long as it's a religious belief, freedom of religion trumps all, and your unvaccinated child can attend public school, day care, etc.

      There are many valid reasons for not vaccinating a child. In my case, it was moderate lead levels in my daughter's blood. Low levels of lead in combination with low levels of mercury (present in most vaccines as a preservative) greatly increase the onset of developmental disorders. Call me crazy if you wish, but I'd rather have my daughter suffer with a bout of chickenpox than cause her to be mentally retarded for life. The state of California has also positively correlated the preservative in most vaccines (thimerisol) with greatly increased rates of autism among school children.

      Is it worth the risk? Not for me. You may disagree. Variety is good, biodiversity is even better. Given different circumstances, I may have had my daughter vaccinated. Under the circumstances I was presented with, I did not.

      Children today go though roughly 3-4 times the vaccinations that children of 30 years ago whet through. Most of these vaccinations start prior to 24 months, when their immune systems are still forming. Most of what we vaccinate children for are non-fatal diseases (Rotovirus? Chicken pox?). Even the diseases that may potentially be fatal (pertussis, measles, rubella) are generally fatal only if undiagnosed for a long period of time.

      There are many factors that go into deciding whether or not you think any given individual child should be vaccinated. It isn't really a matter of vaccinate everyone and society is better off. For smallpox and polio? maybe. For chicken pox and measles? Probably not. Any decision can be second guessed if negative consequences follow, but we are left do the best we can with what knowledge we have available to us. Some decisions are easier than others...

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      How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
    33. Re:They will never allow this to grow by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      How about selling antivirus worms to businesses, and limiting their spread by subnet? A company could make an antivirus worm and sell it to companies, who would let it loose on their internal networks, immunizing every machine automatically and within a few hours! It's genius. You could sell a different one for each worm and make a bundle. Why hasn't someone thought of this before?

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    34. Re:They will never allow this to grow by CoolVibe · · Score: 1

      And what if you zip it up uncarefully so the foreskin... yeech... ow...

    35. Re:They will never allow this to grow by raventh1 · · Score: 1

      XP Shipped with a firewall.

    36. Re:They will never allow this to grow by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      We all know the virus scanner companies write the viruses themselves. Why else have we not seen [m]any viruses that actually destroy their hosts? They all seem to just propagate themselves and generate news stories. If the virus author was actually malicious, it would have been easy to just add a little code to "format c:", covering the virus's tracks.

    37. Re:They will never allow this to grow by jandrese · · Score: 1
      XP Shipped with a firewall.
      That was disabled by default. Almost nobody turns it on because almost nobody knows about it. I'm also slightly dubious about the firewall in XP because all of the options for it talk about ICMP, which is not what these worms use to infect your system.
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    38. Re:They will never allow this to grow by raventh1 · · Score: 1

      One of the three tabs is about IMCP
      You'll notice that the first tab you can set any port. TCP or UDP.

  13. lol, so sad by rwven · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's pretty sad that soeone has to release a worm to clean up a mess microsoft couldn't... sounds like microsoft needs to hire a certain someone to me...

    1. Re:lol, so sad by meknapp · · Score: 1
      As much fun as it is to blame Microsoft, the fault is not entirely theirs. (This time.) We can certainly blame them for the vulnerability in the first place, but they made the patch for this available on July 16th - plenty of time for responsible sysadmins to get it in place, and/or time to receive it if you use "Automatic updates" that Microsoft makes available for the less inclined.


      This just goes to show that people are still not taking patching seriously enough.

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    2. Re:lol, so sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe it shows that expecting every grandmother to keep up with the flood of security patches is unrealistic. You don't check for weekly product recalls for any other product you buy, do you? If anything else we bought had even a fraction of the number of severe defects that software does, there'd be class-action lawsuits all over the place and rightly so. The real question is why do we still tolerate such poor quality from commercial vendors when it's obvious that they do real damage measurable in $billions. An EULA would never hold up as a valid contract under any serious challenge, so I'm at a loss to explain it.

    3. Re:lol, so sad by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      The patch that opened a hole in NT4. That patch you mean?

      Until MS gets its act together and will guarantee the safety and efficacy of patches (as in they will pay damages if issues with the patch) or completely stops releasing patches that cause as many problems as they solve, they will continue to share some of the blame for people not patching when it comes out.

  14. That's hysterical... by mekkab · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Because Mom and Pop can't be bothered to figure out this internet thingie ("can I talk on the phone at the same time? Will it turn on in the middle of the night and download spam?") It seems some avenging white-hat (aka Sysadmin who is tired of encountering so many damn infected machines) has coded up a viral solution!

    An even better twist of fate would be for that individual to get arrested for creating a worm! (its a DMCA violation to use that hack...)

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    1. Re:That's hysterical... by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hes such a whitehat he can pay my bandwidth bill for me.

      Would you like spam if it offered you things you like? Would spam from redhat or the FSF be good?

      I say no, spam is spam and worms are worms.

      The best way to make the internet cheaper and faster is to eliminate all the superflouous junk traffic.

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    2. Re:That's hysterical... by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Good point! I forgot that inevitably, someone gets stuck with the bill for the traffic.

      Would you like spam if it offered you things you like? Would spam from redhat or the FSF be good?

      I actually signed up for some video game news-site spam. And guess what? It sucked, and I immediatley un-subscribed.

      The best way to make the internet cheaper and faster is to eliminate all the superflouous junk traffic.


      Well, to do that, we'll have to re-write a lot of the protocols! And ban all P2P apps!

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    3. Re:That's hysterical... by Hal+The+Computer · · Score: 1

      And if the person who created the worm doesn't live in the good 'ol USA? ...

      Yes, Yes I know "unauthorized computer entry" or whatever you want to call it is illegal in most countries but there are slightly more than 200 countries in the world. Some of them just might not have the laws/resources/funding to prosecute the creator.

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    4. Re:That's hysterical... by naasking · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hes such a whitehat he can pay my bandwidth bill for me.

      Who's going to pay for your bandwidth when the real worm gets out of hand? Better a pre-emptive strike from a beneficial source with minor inconveniences than a serious problem from a malicious source which would cause even more traffic problems.

    5. Re:That's hysterical... by Corgha · · Score: 1

      The best way to make the internet cheaper and faster is to eliminate all the superflouous junk traffic.

      You could start by blocking port 80. Gopher has everything you need.

    6. Re:That's hysterical... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I actually signed up for some video game news-site spam.

      If you signed up for it, it wasn't spam.

      Well, to do that, we'll have to re-write a lot of the protocols! And ban all P2P apps!

      We do need to rewrite/replace a lot of the protocols. Theres a lot of bloat at the transport layer. P2P apps neednt be banned, because for the most part someone on one end of any p2p download actually requested the file. They could be rewritten to optimize traffic, however.

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    7. Re:That's hysterical... by Gorny · · Score: 1

      It's even a DCMA violation when someone from the US submits a patch to some crypto project (eg. OpenSSH) that goes from strcpy(dst, src) to strnvpy(dst, src, maxsizedst);

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    8. Re:That's hysterical... by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      I thought about doing something like this after code red/nimda.
      Only I'd be a little more friendly. Display a dialog "You have been infected with a friendly virus, [details of virus]. This virus was written to patch [latest windows vulnerability] ..... You can remove this virus by .... Click on this button to send this virus to your friends via email ... "

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    9. Re:That's hysterical... by viware · · Score: 1

      I'd love SPAM that offered me things I wanted, especially if they were good deals! It would save me having to search for them. Honestly I think the situation is like this: Worms are bad, but ignorant people allow them to propogate and interfere with the whole net. In order to prevent or help this interference, this worm fixes what those people should have (at least ideally). Yes, it costs bandwidth. Big boohoo. So do a lot of other stupid things.

    10. Re:That's hysterical... by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      You make good points, but...

      Anyone who thinks this will not become an accepted (or at least common) method of operation in the future has blinders on.

      Gibson was pretty prophetic in that, I think.

      realityshunt

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  15. I wonder if ... by djrisk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if MS is h4x0r1ng themselves... maybe they figured the best way to get out a patch is to use their own vulnerability. ;-) "It worked for the hackers, maybe it'll work for us!"

    1. Re:I wonder if ... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      I wonder if MS is h4x0r1ng themselves...

      Hmm, or perhaps the original virus -- Blaster -- was MS' creation in order to patch the OS, spread to other computers and patch those, etc before a real one appeared, but that the virus was unfortunately bugged. :-)

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  16. So lets be proactive next time by slash-tard · · Score: 1, Funny

    Next time we have a vulnerability someone write a worm that automatically applies the MS patch.

  17. Worm from Microsoft? by MacBrave · · Score: 1

    Maybe MS itself launced this new worm to 'force' infected and/or un-patched machines to apply their patches?

    1. Re:Worm from Microsoft? by satterth · · Score: 1

      Somehow i doubt that. What do they care if you don't patch/update your system? They already have your money.

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    2. Re:Worm from Microsoft? by funkhauser · · Score: 1

      Then we get Microsoft busted for DMCA violations. After that, all we have left is SCO, and Linux is home-free right?

    3. Re:Worm from Microsoft? by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

      I doubt it in simple recognition of the trend: Microsoft always innovates last. However, in spite of this, if you agreed to Microsoft's EULA they're the only ones that have the legal right to do this. And they do have the legal right to do this mind you...

    4. Re:Worm from Microsoft? by kemikalzen · · Score: 2, Funny

      More likely, Microsoft wrote the original MSBlaster worm, after all the code was amateurish and had serious bugs

  18. If only I had the knowhow... by 403Forbidden · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've had this idea for quite awhile now. All these people that find exploits should just write a virus to patch the vulnerability.

    Bravo.

    1. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always good to pat yourself on the back, but this type of stuff isn't entirely new.

    2. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      "Lights that turn on when you clap? That was my idea!"

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    3. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is this insightful - you're just trying to claim credit for something that someone's already done...

    4. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by gid · · Score: 1

      And I've seen it done before, but against a trojan--subseven. You'd get infected by this trojan thru a wrapper around an exe. When you installed the exe, it'd work, but it would silently install the trojan as well. The trojan would then connect an irc network and join a "secret" channel to announce that the user was infect. IRC networks had scripts that would run, connect to the trojan and automatically disinfect the said individual through a backdoor that subseven installed.

      This is nothing new, it's actually a pretty logical thing to do, that is, unless you plan on patenting this idea. Then all the sudden the idea isn't obvious anymore because lawyers say so.

    5. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Also, the second or third virus for the PC removed Brain (the first virus for the PC) before removing itself.

    6. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      The problem is... code performs as it is written rather than as it is intended. So ideas like this are best implemented with great care, if at all.

    7. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It has been discussed before here on Slashdot - notably through the Code Red period. In the end, there was a lot of opposition against the vigilante justice style. It's also still illegal. I have to admit that I find the 'good' worms humorous, but I was sufficiently swayed by the anti-vigilante argument.

    8. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by tundog · · Score: 1

      I've had this idea for quite a while now

      You may have had it for a while now, but I had it first you insensitive clod! No pay me $699 dollars or else I will sue you for infringing on my intellectual property!

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    9. Re:If only I had the knowhow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't new. The Amiga computer scene had a major problem with viruses (mainly because most of its users sat in the demographic that virus writers are from, and the warez scene was huge). There were viruses called 'cristal' viruses that acted as anti-viruses.

  19. Sounds like... by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 1

    some admin got sick of applying patches and figured the same bad decisions that got people into the situation could get them out again.

  20. Scanning my users by zbowling · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just got done scanning all my users to check for the patch install. About 1/4 have the patch so far, that are publicly accessable and not behind a firewall. Using the tool on Microsoft's website, and it seems to work well for us ISPs. I set up the router to block that port on my core router but if some gets inside the network with it, we might still get hit. This thing is bad.

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    1. Re:Scanning my users by BrynM · · Score: 1

      What tool are you using from MS?

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    2. Re:Scanning my users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just walked into work to find a large sign in the lobby warning people not to plug in their laptops without applying the patch first and grudgingly mentioning that Mac users don't need to worry about it.

      Illustrated with a large picture of a TiBook. ;-)

    3. Re:Scanning my users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve Ballmer a.k.a. Monkey Boy!

    4. Re:Scanning my users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He's probably using this.

    5. Re:Scanning my users by SeaGK · · Score: 1

      You are right, it is bad. At work we are "protected" by a big ass firewall in Tallahase (all in/outbound traffic is routed through it from all over Florida) but many machines got infected because some idiot unleashed the damn thing inside the network (probably connecting a laptop, and no, our DCHP server only gives IPs to valid MAC addresses, but some people take their work laptop home to do therir work).
      Now we have port 135 closed in all internal routers and that is a big pain in the neck because all our DCOM based applications are working only for the people on the same segment as the servers.

    6. Re:Scanning my users by cptgrudge · · Score: 5, Informative
      If I would make a guess, it's most likely this. Pretty slick; it allows you to scan IP subnets.

      For those Windows sysadmins that don't know, you can use SUS (free from Microsoft) on a local server to distribute updates via Automatic Updates. The clients need to be configured, through Group Policy (or manually, if you wish), to use your server instead of Micosoft's, but it can scale quite easily to enterprise level.

      It needs IIS to run, but it runs the IIS Lockdown Tool at the same time.

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    7. Re:Scanning my users by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      And the thought that "this operating system should allow me to patch all my users easily without major effort" never ran through your head?

      I swear, MS appologists annoy me like no other. I was having a problem with Excel being abysmally broken the other day, and the solution offered by a co-worker was "request an upgrade" (which would require a single license purchase). It amazes me that anyone would be dissatisfied with a product, so their solution is to buy more of it...

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    8. Re:Scanning my users by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      So your saying your compnay had the usual poor design of an M&M hard on the outside soft on the inside. Realy at least they should require corperate standards for laptop firewalling and virus scanning at minimum.

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  21. Helping lazy admins by FattMattP · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, a worm to do the work that the sysadmin should have done in the first place. That'll encourage those lazy sysadmins to just sit back and continue to do nothing.

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    1. Re:Helping lazy admins by cesarcardoso · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wow, a worm to do the work that the sysadmin should have done in the first place. That'll encourage those lazy sysadmins to just sit back and continue to do nothing.

      Even better: who needs sysadmins now that the worms can do the job cheaper? :-)

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    2. Re:Helping lazy admins by Oliver_Etchebarne · · Score: 1

      Beware with those lazy sysadmins... perhaps their bosses begins to try to tell them something with their clothes :-D

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    3. Re:Helping lazy admins by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Even better: who needs sysadmins now that the worms can do the job cheaper? :-)

      Um, typically the sysadmin isn't lazy, but horribly overworked.

      This means one less thing on his to-do list.

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    4. Re:Helping lazy admins by asternick · · Score: 1

      Perosnally, I'm a believer in the artistocratic art of doing absolutely nothing, and in the future I hope to be in a position to do even less.

  22. Where was this worm last week? by tinypillar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead of quickly cleaning mblast last week from my network, I could have just sat around on my ass and played video games . . . and let this worm do all the work for me. Damn.

    1. Re:Where was this worm last week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would've been fun seeing both worms face off each other.

    2. Re:Where was this worm last week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was probably a very fed-up admin in your position who created the anti-worm worm in the first place as a labour-saving device

  23. I did wonder by Eluding+Reality · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have wondered for a while when this sorta thing would start happening, anti-virus coders that go after the virus coders.

    This could be something we see more of in the future, almost like a battle between the two groups, taking place on machines throughout the world while the majority of users are completly unaware.

    It could be pretty interesting to see the whole thing unfold!

    1. Re:I did wonder by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of Brain? The first anti-virus program removed that, and it happened to be the second or third virus, too.

  24. I feel very comfortable ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny

    turning over my network to a well-meaning worm. I trust that it will properly protect my network. I believe that the teeth I put under my pillow magically are turned into quarters. I am confident that Microsoft has resolved this RPC implementation problem. I have faith that Microsoft's security initiatives are on track. I am sure that elves fix my shoes when I fall behind on my work.

    1. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      I trust that it will properly protect my network.

      Why not? If it's OSS and peer-reviewed, you should be able to trust one that you drop in your network. Just check it's MD5.

      What could be done, taking this idea a step further, would be the ability to configure the worm. For example, you could set it to only attack one subnet (i.e. your own), then sit back as it does it's work. Set an expiry date for it, that'll shut it down when done. Bingo, you've just patched all of the vunerable machines on your network.

    2. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new white-hat worm overlords....

    3. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!

      Yes, I believe.

    4. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by bareminimum · · Score: 1

      So instead of building a separate exploit-capable worm for each security threat why don't you just build or implement a tool to update all the systems on your subnet? That way you won't have to rewrite your propagation code every time a new exploit is delivered.

      But then again you will tell me that this doesn't sound as "cool".

      DSELECT rules.

    5. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by EinarH · · Score: 1
      So the fact that this worm opens up a port (707) don't bother you at all?

      Yeah, because you trust the worm writer right?

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    6. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new Worm overlords.

    7. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by Mryll · · Score: 1

      Perhaps with apprpriate agreements, OS patches could be delivered through anti-virus packages. Would require close communications and trust between the OS developer and antivirus vendors, though, and would introduce other areas of risk.

    8. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Yeah, because you trust the worm writer right?

      Another person missing the point. If new worms were designed to do kind of thing and were OSS and peer reviewed, you would be able to trust the writer. You could deploy them in your own networks to do the work for you.

    9. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      So, in essence, you are saying that you, for one, welcome your new anti-virus worm overlords, then?

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    10. Re:I feel very comfortable ... by finkployd · · Score: 1

      I am sure that elves fix my shoes when I fall behind on my work.

      I can't explain why, but this just cracked me up.

      Finkployd

  25. Pretty cool by thebatlab · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think on numerous occasions it was debated here and in other places whether this was something that should be done or not. I think some people raised privacy concerns and other ethical things like that. Basically saying "a virus is a virus" (yeah, yeah it's a worm :)) However it can be sort of viewed in the way vaccines are. Harmless strains of virii used to boost the immune system. That's just what this worm does. It's a harmless strain that clears up an "infection" I think this is a worm I wouldn't mind my parents having on their computer. I'm almost positive they haven't patched their machine and now that DSL is in their rural area they're all the more vulnerable to it. If this can clean it up for them without me pulling my hair out while going over the update process then so be it :)

    1. Re:Pretty cool by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Except that vaccines aren't contagious, and aren't created by lone doctors working in their basement with no oversight or peer review.

      Maybe this could be more closely compared to adding flouride to city water. It's there, whether you want it or not.

      I doubt this will ever be legitimized. Too much room for spyware/adware/etc, too much potential legal liability for the creator. It would be very difficult to rewite current virus laws to allow for such an exemption without opening loopholes for the less than legitimate sleeze.

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    2. Re:Pretty cool by Hal+The+Computer · · Score: 1

      Basically saying "a virus is a virus"

      It's not a virus you fool its a ...

      Oh, wait, ...

      CURSE YOU! YOU! who have taken the only meaning from my life with this proactive approach.

      The Dictionary Imp turns around and skulks back into its cave.

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    3. Re:Pretty cool by BryanL · · Score: 1

      But medical vaccines or treatments are not given against the patients will. I don't know that the end justifies the means

    4. Re:Pretty cool by Otter · · Score: 2, Informative
      Except that vaccines aren't contagious

      Nitpick: there are contagious vaccines, including the Sabin polio vaccine. That's a large part of why it's preferred to the old Salk vaccine, despite a higher rate of side effects, because 100% vaccination isn't necessary to give 100% coverage. (Also, oral vaccines are easier to administer and more likely to be accepted than are injected vaccines.)

    5. Re:Pretty cool by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I didn't know that.

      It does seem risky from my lay point of view though. What if there were a mutation?

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    6. Re:Pretty cool by MadCow42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >> However it can be sort of viewed in the way vaccines are

      Sure... but when was the last time a nurse jabbed you in the ass with a vaccine while you were walking down the street stuffing your mouth with dounuts?

      Even vaccines are voluntary things that have risks...

      MadCow.

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    7. Re:Pretty cool by worm+eater · · Score: 1
      It would have been more like a vaccine had it been released *before* MSBlast appeared on the scene. If this does become a trend, I would hope that a) the 'white worms' are released before the 'black worms' cause much damage and that b) there is some sort of unofficial 'opt-out' method like checking a worms.txt file (like robots.txt) before 'fixing' unknowing users' computers.

      It's good to see that some people are trying to help, although this kind of charity can often be destructive.

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    8. Re:Pretty cool by eyeye · · Score: 1

      They are sometimes.

      If you had SARS what do you think they would do?

      If your computer is infecting others with the digital equivalent what should be done? Nothing?

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    9. Re:Pretty cool by ROU+Nuisance+Value · · Score: 1

      - I have a habit of doing it too, but it's worth repeating: Don't conflate biology and software. Biology evolves and lacks intentionality, software is always modified by some human agent.
      - IANAB, but it's clear from any text on the subject that much of the human immune system co-evolved with its viral/bacterial attackers over millions of years, and that vaccines only excite/exploit features of the existing system. It's about as silly to say "we use them to get rid of infections" as it would be to say that "we use jet airplanes traveling eastward to make the sun rise more quickly".
      - It's more useful to consider: Exactly how is this free software/service different from the software/service Symantec/McAfee/etc. sell?

    10. Re:Pretty cool by Mryll · · Score: 1

      How would you ever be sure that code injected into your system against your will is "harmless"?

    11. Re:Pretty cool by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      b) there is some sort of unofficial 'opt-out' method like checking a worms.txt file (like robots.txt) before 'fixing' unknowing users' computers.

      There is some part of me that wants to say: "Vulnerability implies consent".

      Of course, if most folks actually followed it, a worms.txt file might be a wonderful thing. Personally, I'd call it "keep.out".

    12. Re:Pretty cool by zenyu · · Score: 1


      Even vaccines are voluntary things that have risks...


      Some vaccines use just virus parts that are not infectious and with them you are correct in stating they are completely voluntary. But some vaccines use live virus. This has come up in the debate over Smallpox vaccination. The vaccination is actually a live "Vaccinia" virus which can kill and the vaccinated folks are infectious. I know some folks in the military that were told not to have intimate contact with their SO while on leave because of live virus vaccinations... Worse people who are most vulnerable, like those with excema, often don't even know they should keep their distance from those recently vaccinated.

      But we accept vaccines as a society knowing they will kill some because without the vaccines many more would die, and those most vulnerable to the vaccine would usually be the first to die anyway if the more dangerous virus the vaccine prevents were not stopped when it reached the vaccinated people that surround them. If we can vaccinate most people and keep the vulnerable safe from the vaccine then we protect them in the long run since they will have a smaller chance of getting either the vaccine virus or scarier virus in an uncontrolled outbreak.

    13. Re:Pretty cool by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      How would you ever be certain code injected into your system willfully is "harmless"?

    14. Re:Pretty cool by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      Sure... but when was the last time a nurse jabbed you in the ass with a vaccine while you were walking down the street stuffing your mouth with dounuts?
      About two hours ago. Unfortunately, the alarm clock went off and I woke up before the part about suction therapy...
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    15. Re:Pretty cool by Mryll · · Score: 1

      Agreed it is hard to trust third-party code, ever. To me it's even harder when the code is intended to be placed on the system without the operator's knowledge and without any real accounting for where it originally came from.

    16. Re:Pretty cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even vaccines are voluntary things that have risks...
      Voluntary? But I was under the age of 5. How could I have informed consent? The vaccinations made very sick. One of them gave me measles (you can read up about it on the internet, it was a faulty vaccine that kiled humteen hundred babies). Others contained mercury preservative, which gave me auditory dyspraxia, sensory integration dysfunction and autistic spectrum disorders. I've been at home for years, unable to do anything.
    17. Re:Pretty cool by ndogg · · Score: 1

      "That happens to me all the time. I see the donuts on the table in the waiting room and completely forget the reason I'm there. I just grab them and walk out the door. Suddenly, I feel a prick in my ass, and I realize it's just the pretty nurse admiring the beauty in front of her. All while doing a good deed for me."
      --Vash the Stampede

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      #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    18. Re:Pretty cool by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I wish OS's would auto-update any critical patches by default. It'd be quite easy to do in either Linux or Windows with the already existing software. I assume most other modern OS's could also do it. Sure I'd want that feature to be easy to disable (but not so easy as to be an accident) but it'd still be an excellent default. Obviously it's not a default very often given the way these worms tend to spread like fire on oil.

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      At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
    19. Re:Pretty cool by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      Actually... I was trying to make a point about certainty, ie: trust. Any modern computer is made up of far more "3rd party" code than, well, anything else. Do you put your faith in things you think you understand yourself? In engineers working at Intel? In industrious Linux kernel volunteers? It's all a matter of choice.

      I think the problem with these so called "helper" virii is more about boundaries than trust or certainty. On the one hand, no one has the right to walk on others systems without permission. On the other hand, noisily propogating a virus through a known exploit is just asking folks to do something about it.

    20. Re:Pretty cool by skookum · · Score: 1

      but when was the last time a nurse jabbed you in the ass

      Sounds like the opening scene of a bad porn film to me...

    21. Re:Pretty cool by Mryll · · Score: 1

      I agree about choice in trust.

      To me it seems that deploying "beneficial" code in the clothing of a virus clouds the issue as much as anything else. I hope there aren't any unexpected consequences. It's hard for me to say that the rank and file computer user needs and deserves unrequested help with securing their system.

    22. Re:Pretty cool by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      It's hard for me to say that the rank and file computer user needs and deserves unrequested help with securing their system

      I agree, and there's no valid/legal reason for someone to code such a virus.

      It's just I can also see why a network admin could become frustrated enough to consider it.

  26. Internet Robin Hood by derrickh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is probaly the best internet virus news I've heard in a long time. Unfortunately, it's only a matter of time before the creator is tracked down and prosecuted for violation of internet security laws.

    D

    1. Re:Internet Robin Hood by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      As he should be.

      If I went into your home when you were away, but all I did was make sure all the lights are off and windows/doors are locked, would you be OK with that?

      Or if, instead of the worm, he decided to spam umpteen million mail addresses with worm removal instructions, would that be hunky dory too?

      Fuck this "do as I say, not as I do" attitude, and keep outta my network.

      --
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    2. Re:Internet Robin Hood by ChrisDolan · · Score: 5, Funny

      If this worm is supposed to be Robin Hood, then picture Sherwood Forest overrun by about 30 million tights-clad archers running about, grabbing every person in sight, shaking them vigorously to see if they are rich, and cutting purses if jingling is detected.

      Let's just hope that jingle-detection algorithm is perfect, and the purse-cutting knife is sharp and true. Otherwise Sherwood is going to have a lot of pissed-off, penniless eunuchs.

      Vigilantism is a dangerous game. Innocent victims do get hurt. This worm is a very bad idea.

    3. Re:Internet Robin Hood by pclminion · · Score: 1, Interesting
      If I went into your home when you were away, but all I did was make sure all the lights are off and windows/doors are locked, would you be OK with that?

      Hmm, no, but if you were walking past and happened to look in and see my wife being strangled by a dude wearing a ski mask, I'd hope to hell you did something about it.

      Of course, neither analogy is completely perfect, but obviously this situation isn't as black-and-white as you want it to appear.

    4. Re:Internet Robin Hood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This worm is a very bad idea.

      Perhaps, but if a vulnerable system isn't hit by this worm, it will be hit by MSBlaster. Between Blaster and this one, I prefer this one.

    5. Re:Internet Robin Hood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let's just hope that jingle-detection algorithm is perfect, and the purse-cutting knife is sharp and true. Otherwise Sherwood is going to have a lot of pissed-off, penniless eunuchs
      Men carrying purses probably don't have a problem being eunuchs...
    6. Re:Internet Robin Hood by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      That's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks. Thanks!

      (I'm going to have a hard time getting rid of that mental picture when I go to work tomorrow and have to deal with SCO openserver vs. 5.2...over and over and over.....can't wait for the switchover)

      Talk about enuchs!

      realityshunt

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  27. A good start, but... by veg_all · · Score: 1, Redundant


    Now we just need a worm that reformats the hard drive and installs Debian.

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    1. Re:A good start, but... by satterth · · Score: 1

      Only if you support and show all the new users how to use it.

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    2. Re:A good start, but... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you mean, like, install knoppix on it?

      scary thing is that somebody might not notice anything funny even.

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  28. cost vs. benfits? by jgabby · · Score: 1

    Nice intentions, but the worm still increases network traffic looking for new machines to fix. So there are some harmful effects, though in this case I think the benefits outweigh the costs.

  29. Core wars by On+Lawn · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Something about this seems like a global scale Core Wars game. How scary, horrible and cool at the same time.

    1. Re:Core wars by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      How much you want to bet the people responsible are core wars champions? :)

      If not for the fact that it was so costly and dangerous, I'd say it was pretty cool. Well... it's cool anyway. The rules are not as well defined as core wars, and they can change as firewalls are thrown up and new worms and counter-worms emerge in the middle of the contest.

      People are going to have to start preparing worm templates and efficient spreading algorithms in preparation for the next vulnerability discovery, so they can launch the initial attack first.

      --
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    2. Re:Core wars by AlXtreme · · Score: 1
      Cool indeed! You could have worms working together to attack machines, and groups of other worms attacking the first ones. The start of a sort of worm-biodiversity, all in a race to obtain as many hosts as possible or clear others out.

      Next thing, we're having worms using evolution-like ways of adapting to eachother: "hey, this host used to be one of ours, but now certain files were removed, lets rename our files to counter the threat!"... maybe T3's SkyNet isn't that far off :)

      Gotta love chaos

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    3. Re:Core wars by neo · · Score: 1

      Please let this be true. I can't wait for my Imps, Paper and Scanners to start roaming the endless "core" of cyber space. No more coding long ours for the flase glory of being on top of the Core Wars hill.

      Thanks god!

  30. So how long until by mfago · · Score: 2, Funny

    someone makes a worm that downloads and installs a Linux distro?

    1. Re:So how long until by dowobeha · · Score: 1

      The fun bit would be to use a distro that tries as hard as possible to mimic Windows (Lycoris, Lindows...) and see if people notice the difference once their computers reboot.... :)

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    2. Re:So how long until by molarmass192 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I know you're joking but that wouldn't make for a very good introduction to Linux. The last thing we need to hinder adoption is to have a virus associated with Linux, ok, there's already SCO but that's more than enough.

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    3. Re:So how long until by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 1

      someone makes a worm that downloads and installs a Linux distro?

      Hey, beats installing Debian.

      Cheers,
      IT

      --

      Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

    4. Re:So how long until by blackp · · Score: 1

      Maybe SCO will create a worm to automatically invoice anyone with linux. Or better yet, a worm that installs Linux and invoices at the same time.

  31. And guess who'll get caught by tbase · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No good deed goes unpunished. Who's going to give odds that the writer(s) of the 'good' worm will get caught and strung up by the short hairs under the DMCA? As long as it only affects machines that haven't already been patched- great. But what if it's flawed and actually causes unintentional damage? And if the original authors of the Blaster worm's intent was to teach people who ignore warnings a lesson, might this not start a virus war, of sorts? Sounds cool, but I'm not convinced this is an entirely good thing.

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    1. Re:And guess who'll get caught by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine that there is a lot of effort being directed to finding out who wrote this worm. I'd think you'd be far more popular tracking down the author of the original MSBlast worm instead. Besides, when it gets to a court of law you're probably going to see one seriously divided jury. The whole "Robin Hood" aspect is just too compelling.

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    2. Re:And guess who'll get caught by tbase · · Score: 1

      You're probably right, I was just thinking that it wouldn't be the first time that a (or is it 'an'? :-) LEA went after the easier target instead of the more menacing one.

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    3. Re:And guess who'll get caught by lildogie · · Score: 1

      > what if it's flawed and actually causes unintentional damage?

      Easy enought to indemnify: include a copy of the Windows EULA in the worm.

    4. Re:And guess who'll get caught by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
      And if the original authors of the Blaster worm's intent was to teach people who ignore warnings a lesson

      I don't need to shoot you in the face with a shotgun to make you understand that high-velocity direct kinetic weapons are quite lethal. Besides, I heard the Blaster worm is about as buggy as the software it tries to exploit, which is more the trait of a script kiddie then the trait of a white-hat underground internet "Messiah".

    5. Re:And guess who'll get caught by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Yeah that damn worm wandering around the internet breaching copyright protection.

      oh.. sorry you were just spouting shit weren't you?

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    6. Re:And guess who'll get caught by karnal · · Score: 1

      I'd actually buy the Robin Hood defense, as long as it had a sprinkling of the Chewbacca defense in there somewhere..

      Of course, I'm kinda dumb like that.

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    7. Re:And guess who'll get caught by tbase · · Score: 1

      Readers of the supposed Slashdot, why would an 8 foot tall Wookie want to hang out with white-hat virus authors? It does not make sense.

      I'll buy that.

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    8. Re:And guess who'll get caught by tbase · · Score: 1

      Actually I was talking about the reverse engineering and unauthorized access in regard to the DMCA. In case you haven't heard, the US Air Force is already being sued for reverse engineering. But you're right, it's not as appropriate an application of the DMCA as protecting us from recycled toner cartridges is. What was I thinking?

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  32. Wow, I called this last Thursday! by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Last week we were discussing the MSBlast worm here in the office and I commented, rather offhandly, "I wonder how long it will take before someone writes a phage worm that uses the same hole, but eats MSBlast?"

    Apparently the answer is 'Four days at most...'

    The extent to which the Internet recapitulates evolution and biological systems is astounding!

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    1. Re:Wow, I called this last Thursday! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      > The extent to which the Internet recapitulates evolution and biological systems is astounding!

      Yeah, now all we need is a type of cancer that attacks cancer cells and turns them back into normal cells.

      And one that turns people who don't patch their machines into people who DO patch their machines! Oh yeah, that'd be sweet...

    2. Re:Wow, I called this last Thursday! by bareminimum · · Score: 1

      Oh, you are so good. We are all amazed at your level of perception and prediction.

      I for one welcome this Genius Overlord!

    3. Re:Wow, I called this last Thursday! by zptdooda · · Score: 1

      If you thought of this first-time event so accurately before it happened and have no relation to the phage worm writer, then I'm going to draw two conclusions:

      - you're using a tad more of your allotted neurons than most folks
      - I should start reading your /. journal

      Just mind answering anyone anonomously asking you who was listening when you mentioned it last week. What are the chances the writer was in the group?

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    4. Re:Wow, I called this last Thursday! by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 1
      I should start reading your /. journal
      Well yes. You should! But then, everyone should!
      Just mind answering anyone anonomously asking you who was listening when you mentioned it last week. What are the chances the writer was in the group?
      Actually I think the chances are pretty low. We are doing C# and .NET in the shop, and the only one in the discussion with C++ skills is pretty rusty. Plus we are on crunch time right now.

      But then, we have been on crunch time for a couple of months now. We keep missing the impossible deadline and they keep moving it back a little and saying "OK, we really have to hit the new deadline this time! Everyone needs to put in more hours every week..."

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    5. Re:Wow, I called this last Thursday! by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 1
      We are all amazed at your level of perception and prediction.

      That's OK. I am perfectly capable of being amazed at myself. Of course if you really want to I don't mind...
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    6. Re:Wow, I called this last Thursday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I want one that turns unemployed people into happily employed people with a 6-figure paycheck!

  33. Finally by MC68040 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a sensibile worm, although, it will be interesting to see how many anti-virus companies will classify this as a "threat" or not, don't you think?

    - It is a worm by nature, but it also does good but without the user's authorization... Sounds a bit like automatic windows update gone postal ;).

    1. Re:Finally by ThingOne · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the anti-virus company's do not label this as a threat it could lead to more virus mimicking good virus. If a friend sends you a email with a "good virus" do you know if this particular variety is harmless. If its a virus I believe it should be labled as a threat, good or not.

  34. Question by Alex+Reynolds · · Score: 1

    So where do I send people to get infected?

    -Alex

  35. My conscience and ethics are torn by peterdaly · · Score: 1

    I'm sure I'm not the only one who is not quite sure whether this is a good or a bad thing.

    My conscience and ethics are torn apart by this...

    -Pete

    1. Re:My conscience and ethics are torn by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      > I'm sure I'm not the only one who is not quite sure whether this is a good or a bad thing.

      Seems to me that this is the only way some people will get a patched machine.

      > My conscience and ethics are torn apart by this...

      Not mine! People who don't keep their machines patched deserve every little bad thing that can happen to them. It's one thing when it only effects your machine, but when your machine starts spewing crap all over the Net, and attacks other machines, that's crossing a dayglo orange line that should be rather easy to spot.

    2. Re:My conscience and ethics are torn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Create a non-technical parallel to the scenario, and it helps sort out the ethics quite easily.

      John lives in a house with asbestos insulation. He never heard about the bad effects of asbestos, and it is slowly killing him, his family, and his house guests.

      Bob knows there's asbestos insulation in John's house, so when John is away at work, Bob breaks in to John's house and replaces all of the asbestos with fiberglass. Leaving no sign that he was ever there, he leaves with the happy knowledge that he has saved some lives.

      And the obvious question is: Why didn't Bob just tell John about the asbestos problem? Exactly. Answer: this counter-worm is unethical, not because of what is does, but because it was unasked for.

    3. Re:My conscience and ethics are torn by ratfynk · · Score: 1
      What is friggin' silly is leaving ports open in the first place. The fact that defaults to open is the Windows install option is just plain silly. Anyone who installs Windows and does not pay attention to how the security is set then hands the computer to Joe user and say here it is, just put it on the net deserves to have their ass kicked.

      What am I saying that is just about any computer sales and tech dept of any store around! Not to mention Dell, Sony, Gateway and all the other names. So not to worry about your ethics, the big name companies and distributors sure as hell do not.

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    4. Re:My conscience and ethics are torn by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      You forgot the part where bob racks up a bunch of long distance phone calls on Johns line, calling the asbestos removal company and home depot delivery and whatnot.

      This worm generates a ton of traffic that, ultimately, everyone ends up paying for. Espescially on a shared connection like a cablemodem.

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  36. ObRef by dwm · · Score: 1

    You know you're thinking it:

    ALL YOUR WORMS ARE BELONG TO...

    Oh, never mind.

    1. Re:ObRef by mcp33p4n75 · · Score: 1

      It should be "ALL YOUR WORM ARE BELONG TO...," otherwise your verb and subject actually agree! Ahhh!!!!!!

  37. Why didn't... by lewiz · · Score: 1

    Microsoft do something like this in the first place? I'm sure it would have alleviated some of the problems and prevented the necessitation (wow, does that make sense?) for ``removing'' windowsupdate.com.

    You might quote legal implications on MS' behalf but I'm sure they make those EULAs for a reason... there'll be some ``get out of jail free card'' they could use there.

  38. Hmm.. A self-limiting cleanup-bot Anti-Worm! by Dawn+Keyhotie · · Score: 1
    Whoever conjured this monster up is definitely going to be tracked down and prosecuted by the Feds! The business world will never accept a Microsoft virus that actually leaves systems in better shape than before they were infected.

    Now, if only GNU/Linux(TM-RMS) had enough defects to allow this sort of unsolicited optimization to take place. Clearly Windows(TM-MS) is superior in this regard!

    Cheers!

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  39. I can hear it now... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "See? See?!! We don't need to patch our systems because Microsoft is doing it for us by mailing us the fix in e-mail! See?! I'm not afraid of worms because eventually someone will fix it for me!"

  40. I didn't do it... by ryanr · · Score: 1
  41. what we really need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need someone to write worm that does this:

    1) Infect Windows box via RPC (or any exploit)
    2) install Kazaa Lite (or an equiv.)
    3) Download copyrighted songs
    4) share them
    5) infect other boxes... etc etc

    Think about the implications... if the RIAA files suit, you have a defense: "Hey I was infected by that evil DCOM/Kazaa worm!"

    1. Re:what we really need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something very similar has already happened in some child pornography cases

  42. I hope they wrote this one correctly by Hal+The+Computer · · Score: 2, Funny

    But does this new worm try and download the update from www.windowsupdate.com?

    P.S. If you didn't know, Microsoft took down windowsupdate.com, the correct site name is windowsupdate.microsoft.com

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  43. Antivirus programs by Bryan_W · · Score: 1

    I wonder how Norton and the rest will handle this worm. Will they quartine it if found on machines or will they ignore it?

  44. And we are one step closer to sky net by 3770 · · Score: 1


    Now we are one step closer to sky net

    Look out, the machines will take over.

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    1. Re:And we are one step closer to sky net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How so? Another person wrote this, not some magical computer.

    2. Re:And we are one step closer to sky net by 3770 · · Score: 1


      Heh... I'm only kidding.

      Sky net was also written by people but that wasn't my point.

      I couldn't help to associate this with sky net (from terminator 1, 2 and 3 for those who doesn't know what sky net is). I mean, sky net attacks and take over "the Internet" in the movies.

      And now we have a "war" for the control of the Internet. Two worms fighting each other.

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  45. Predicted a long time ago, and very far away. by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Begun, this worm war has.

    1. Re:Predicted a long time ago, and very far away. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Patching my system, are you? What know you of patches? For eight years have I applied patches to this system. My own counsel will I keep, on what is to be patched!

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    2. Re:Predicted a long time ago, and very far away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old and tired, the Yoda quote format is getting...

    3. Re:Predicted a long time ago, and very far away. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet people still go to see Freddy VS. Jason...

  46. This is sweet. by Lester67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Basically someone has given you a week to fix it yourself, or they fix it for you.

    This rocks.

  47. legal for m$ by Lunatyc · · Score: 1

    So, say m$ really did write this "virus". Any computer that blaster will run on has theoretically signed off on m$'s evil auto-update EULA, so wouldn't this theoretically be "legal" for m$, but not anyone else. Wouldn't that situation sort of contradict the DMCA?

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    1. Re:legal for m$ by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that situation sort of contradict the DMCA?

      Why would this have anything to do with the DMCA?

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  48. the next few weeks... by joedoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    should provide a great test of the security savvy of university IT departments, as students return to the dorms and plug in their unpatched computers, the vast majority of which probably haven't been connected to the Internet in several months.

    Unsecured university networks could unleash a new wave of worm-infected machines on the Net. This could be fun to watch, for those of us who aren't uni sysadmins...

    --joedoe

    1. Re:the next few weeks... by theflea · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. Also remember that schools of any type have dozens if not hundreds of networked computers as well. Not just universities.

    2. Re:the next few weeks... by dokewalker · · Score: 1

      I work at a University Help Desk. Fall rush is normally hell, I don't even want to think of it this year. I can only imagine the number of students who haven't even turned on their computer all summer, and therefore are not patched. Maybe this new virus will stop a few people from calling us.

    3. Re:the next few weeks... by doofusdan · · Score: 1
      ...students return to the dorms and plug in their unpatched computers, the vast majority of which probably haven't been connected to the Internet in several months.
      Umm, what students do you know of whom the vast majority go without connecting to the Internet for several months? Certainly not the majority of students I know...

      (Yes, yes, yes, I know, their school computers were in storage all summer, yah shoor you betcha...)

    4. Re:the next few weeks... by RonnyJ · · Score: 1

      That's actually a great potential use of this worm. Just hack it about a bit, restricting it to scanning university IP ranges, and making infected machines download the patch off a server on the LAN. And, to cover any privacy issues, just make it a condition of connecting to the university network.

    5. Re:the next few weeks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unsecured university networks could unleash a new wave of worm-infected machines on the Net. This could be fun to watch, for those of us who aren't uni sysadmins...

      Asshole :)

      We have a network authentication system that does not hand out an Internet-routeable DHCP address until the user has authenticated (non-Internet DHCP IP redirects all traffic to authentication web server). Might be useful to have the authentication page scan the machine before letting it through.

    6. Re:the next few weeks... by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      Oh, fuck. Good point.

      My evening just got immeasurably worse. Thanks :)

      3200 online students.....a large majority of whom have laptops. Unfortunately I have little faith in the local univ admins. Recently nailed with code red...small infection, but it should'nt have happened at all!

      Shit.

      Well, at least I can't say that I wasn't forewarned :) I was *so* enjoying my quiet summer doing carpentry work. Hey, WTF, job security....but I was hoping to cut my 50 hour weeks to something lower to enjoy fall out here. I'll be getting a lot of calls starting about Sept. 6th or so....

      realityshunt

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  49. No No Help! by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    No kill I, I children feed! ./msblast please PLEASE!!

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  50. Recycle, reduce, reuse, and close the worm by c0d3fu · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine the damage that the 6 Kb LovSan worm could have caused if the author changed its payload to a time-delayed "deltree C:\*.*"? This single virus keeps suprizing me - from what I've read/experienced (and I've had to clean up a few machines now), the original msblaster.exe worm did not introduce a backdoor into your computer, only spread itself while causing that nasty RPC error. In the past few days the source was released on some vulnerability sites, and now several trojan variants have appeared (watch traffic on port 4444). My guess is that an contact-list based, email-spread variant will also appear. This clean-up worm is yet another twist (perhaps written by tbe author of the original, as the message left in the startup reg key suggested he/she was advocating better windows security instead of internet havoc. MORE INFO: http://www.swcp.com/msblaster-info.html FIX (better late than never): http://campus.umr.edu/security/patches/2003-08-12- windows-dcom/ The guy had a point. M$ is responsible for writing vulnerable software, as bizzare as this exploit is.

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  51. You know what they say... by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

    Fight fire with fire. Although this is the first time I've actually seen it work like this. Imagine, a virus that cleans and protects your system from another virus. And it even has the courtesy to delete itself. Actually, isn't that considered a vaccine?

    The only reason this could have possibly been written is because someone got pissed off by lazy/idiot admins not patching their systems, and this is the only way they saw to stem the spread of worms. Having known a few lazy/idiot admins in my time, I'm thankful there are some productive people out there willing to put in time to actually STOP virii. Now to sit back and wait for the next virus that will attack the good virus, and then begin downloading tons of kiddie porn and illegal MP3s onto you computer. Isn't technology great?

    1. Re:You know what they say... by ShaggyBOFH · · Score: 1
      lazy/idiot admins not patching their systems

      Sorry I haven't patched your system today. I have other responsibilities. Like making sure your inbox isn't full of spam/viruses, keeping your network useable by blocking streaming audio mass mp3 downloading, and generally keeping you on the Internet.

      If you would like to help us poor lazy/idiot admins maybe I can walk you though patching your system.

      Type:

      up2date --nox -fu (as root)

      oh wait, your probably a winders (L)user. It's not so hard, just visit 5 or 6 web pages, click here/there, accept M$ license and maybe, just maybe, you'll be ok.

      Now, in your defense, your probably talking about Code Red type viruses, yes, lazy/idiot sysadmins should patch their systems. But their not much better than users who can't do things on there own.

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    2. Re:You know what they say... by ShaggyBOFH · · Score: 1

      btw, are you self employed?

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      --- Just say no to negativity.
    3. Re:You know what they say... by Nine+Of+Mirrors · · Score: 1
      ...winders (L)user.

      No need for parentheses, the Windows user/group manager is really called "lusermgr.msc".

    4. Re:You know what they say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oi! Fuckwit, what does virii mean?

      Don't you mean Viruses?

    5. Re:You know what they say... by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

      Actually, no...I work for a living. And while it is unfortunate that I work in an MS evironment, that does not mean I enjoy it. So why don't you take your "Linux is God, you pathetic winders luser" attitude and shove it up your fat lazy/idiot sys-admin ass...

      Now then, as I was saying. Simply because something is easy to do, such as make sure your systems are up to date, doesn't mean people will do it. There are lazy people out there, and it doesn't make a difference whether they are running windows, linux, sparc, OS/400, whatever. My point was that someone got fed up with other people not taking responsibility for they're systems, because that someone had systems that kept getting bombarded by some unpatched system run by a lazy/idiot sys admin. That someone could even be you if you really do care about the systems you maintain. So they decided to do something about it. Was it their responsibility? No...it's not their job to keep all systems in the world patched. Was it the right thing to do? I'm pretty sure that, no matter how well intentioned, writing a virus is a bad thing to do. But call that person the vigilanty hero of the software industry, because they obviously saw a problem that had to be fixed...

  52. Worm analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From BenJurry, RPC vulnerability researcher, posted to Full Disclosure:

    This worn written by VC++6.0 and compressed by UPX. Its size is 10240 bytes.
    The worm's aim is to remove the msblast anf patch the system,which infects by RPC DCOM and WebDEV.
    When it go into the system ,it copy %systemroot%\system32\dllcache\tftpd.exe to %systemroot%\system32\wins\svchost.exe ,then create the service named RPCTftpd ,and its Display is ""Network Connections Sharing".
    And then It copy himself to %systemroot%\system32\wins\dllhost.exe ,then create the service named RpcPath .
    3rd,the worm will check the process "msblast" and remove it ,then download the patch form the M$ according diffrent language version,and patch system with parameter "-n -o -z -q".
    Then it scan the subnet with ICMP filled with ,whose type is "echo" and size is 92 bytes ,so there are large volumes of ICMP traffic in network .when the worm find a host ,it will try to infect with RPC DCOM and Webdev, If sucess it will listen a TCP port less than 1000 to send the file.If the year is 2004,then it will remove itself.So the easiest way to remove is adjust your time.

    It seems it is a "good " worm to clean msblast:)

  53. What about... by faldore · · Score: 1

    ...a beowulf cluster of these?

  54. An interesting idea... by hbean · · Score: 1

    Maybe professional "anti-worms" such as this are the best way to handle security, being that the average joe mousepad doesnt understand, or even keep up w/ virus alerts. Would this raise to many legal issues, or is it the "wave of the future"?

    --
    "Give someone a program, frustrate them for a day... Teach someone to program, frustrate them for a lifetime."
  55. W32/Microsoft.worm by Oliver_Etchebarne · · Score: 1

    ...so... they found a nice idea to repair their explotable errors: Make a worm that found a unpatched PC, and patches it, removing other bad worms installed on it.

    ...and after that, M$ puts a new cute name to it's worm, and patent it. "Microsoft Frog - Keep your pc bug-free!"

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    drmad
  56. I, for one, ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1

    welcome our new Robot Overlords.

    1. Re:I, for one, ... by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

      Fantastic! A worm-eating robot.

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  57. But what if the author of the "good worm" by bshroyer · · Score: 1

    releases the code to the worm under the GPL?

    I can almost hear Bill Gates' insidious little laugh now, just thinking about irony of it.

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    The cure for cancer is coming: Reovirus
  58. Has anyone considered the idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that maybe the same person who wrote MSBlast wrote this worm as well? As worms go, MSBlast was disruptive, but hardly destructive. The entire point was essentially to launch an effective (or at least it tried to be) DDOS attack against MS.

    Now that the attack date is past, go on out and remove the virus. Simple as that.

    And as for why the worm itself wasn't coded to expire on that date, then people just would have set their clocks ahead a few days and have cleaned it off then.

    Anyways, just an idea. *shrug*

  59. Obligatory... by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, the virus patches YOU!!

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    do() || do_not(); // try();
  60. I did wonder-Ping pong wars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sort of like a battle between the VCR blinks 12:00, and the sets your VCR time crowd.

    Uh honey what time is it?
    [looks at clock]
    Um, it's 12:00, no wait, it's 3:00 PM. No wait, it's 12:00, no wait it's 3:00 PM again. [grumble...grumble]

  61. I hope that this second virus never hit my client, by BlueYoshi · · Score: 2, Informative

    2 weeks ago, I receve a call from one of my customer telling me that he have done nothing but our application was no more working: he got a message server is unavailable or smthg like that.

    You know when customer says:I did nothing, he lies not allways by intention but he lies. In fact , by asking some question, he told me that they just used Microsoft Auto upadte.

    Now the point: HotFix 823980 fix well the problem of RPC overflow but cause an impossibility to access a COM+ object that we need (In fact our server is a com+ object). So if you fix the bug our software dont run if you don't...

    Are we the only company that got this problem? Are we the only using a COM+ object server instantiate on client?

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    "Use cases are fairy tales..." I. S. 2005
  62. Traffic Rubber Band Effect by peterdaly · · Score: 1

    Some are arguing all this does is waste more bandwidth...

    For the short term yes. Long term bandwidth is saved. I don't know the specific workings of this "fixer worm", but here's how I see it.

    Short term, traffic will be twice as bad as if blaster were on the loose. More traffic = bad.

    One the critical mass of open machines are patched by this sucker, the "total bandwidth" used by this whole RPC problem will plummet to almost nothing as more machines are patched and stop looking for others to patch. Less traffic = good.

    Short term the traffic is worse, but in the long term less overall bandwidth is used.

    I don't know where I stand overall on the ethical issues of this worm, but from a traffic perspective I see it as a good thing.

    Someone who knows more about how exactly this fixer exploit works...feel free to reinforce or correct me.

    -Pete

    1. Re:Traffic Rubber Band Effect by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Its still a worm, once its on your machine its still trying to find other machines. It just replaces the old worm.

      I dont want anything on my PC or network that I didn't put there deliberately.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Traffic Rubber Band Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then does this mean you don't use MS product at all?

      Inquiring minds just gotta know, etc.

    3. Re:Traffic Rubber Band Effect by peterdaly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And you will know enough to either get rid of it or not get it in the first place. Think of how many people have things like Gator on their machine...which they in a way installed (kazaa, etc)...and have not a clue why they get so many popups.

      For the rest of the people out there who would never even know they have this, I'd much rather have them infected with this version.

      I would hope after a certain amount of time, it stops trying to find other infected machines. My previous post is based on this assumption.

      -Pete

    4. Re:Traffic Rubber Band Effect by devphaeton · · Score: 1

      Short term the traffic is worse, but in the long term less overall bandwidth is used.

      Naw... unfortunately, something else will take its place. As mentioned before, now there are all these assholes who know about the RPC hole, and even though a lot of machines are patched (either by the owner or by the anti-worm worm) there are still plenty that are going to stay wide open.

      I wonder how long it is before the bandwidth of the entire internet as a whole is swamped by worm, spam, and parasite popup traffic.

      It is easy for all us folks who use *nix or Apple machines to point and laugh, but eventually it will start to affect us too- by robbing bandwidth, overloading our connections with failed attempts, and the trickle-down effect making internet access much costlier than it needs to be.

      This has ceased to be a "Microsoft Windows Problem". It's now everyone's problem, like it or not.

      Yet another reason to hate soccer moms that sit at home all day on cablemodem sending "fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:fw:HAHA!! FUNNY!"

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      do() || do_not(); // try();
  63. Obligatory Semi-Relevant Simpsons Quote by shik0me · · Score: 5, Funny

    Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
    Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
    Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
    Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
    Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
    Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
    Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  64. Bad Idea by JonathanX · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's see...

    Does it magically boot the system off known good media to check for
    rootkits/backdoors/trojans/[insert favorite evil here]???

    No.

    Does it magically monitor the traffic to and from the machine for a
    reasonable period of time to ensure that nothing is amiss???

    No.

    Does it reinstall the host OS from the original media and restore the last
    known good backup???

    No.

    So...what does it do?

    It patches the hole and wipes out the worm if present, then deletes itself
    in 2004. Great...except, MSBlaster wasn't the only thing that took
    advantage of the RPC/DCOM exploit. Oops. Now the system administrator has
    no cause to take any of the above steps because from his view, sitting in
    his office running the latest eEye scanner, the machine was never
    vulnerable.

    When will folks figure out that these so called "good worms" are not a good
    thing? The failure of the author to take note of such fundamental flaws in
    his or her logic suggests that they have no business doing anything, much
    less volunteering to correct the world's problems. Of course, this could be
    a deliberate cover-up...but somehow I think it's just another security
    cowboy trying to save the world.

    1. Re:Bad Idea by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reality is that most Windows people don't do those things anyway. My girlfriend recently got a job as a technician-type in a computer shop. She told me their method for Blaster:

      1. Install the fix. Even if the machine is infected. Then reboot.
      2. Run fixblast.exe to see if the machine is still infected.

      I explained to her that there is no way to trust the machine at all once it is infected, unless booting from known-clean files. I think some of it sunk in, because she is now warning people that what they are doing will "most likely" work, but the only way to be sure is a clean install.

      The reality of the issue is that user's don't back up files. A clean reinstall is not an option when someone brings a computer in to a shop, not if you want to keep customers. They will talk to their friends who will tell them that their computer was fixed without a reinstall, and then wonder why you were so incompetant as to require one. They will call you incessantly asking if you can recover a file they had forgotten to back up.

      There is a definite problem enforcing best practices on users in a home environment.

      You get a little more freedom to do things the right way in a corporate internal IT shop, but for home users, the reality is a quick patch-up and then back on the net.

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    2. Re:Bad Idea by JonathanX · · Score: 1

      There is a definite problem enforcing best practices on users in a home environment.

      I agree 100%. But, the choiceof how to respond to an incident should be left to the system owner, not some anonymous worm writer on the Internet.

    3. Re:Bad Idea by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I don't agree with this sort of worm for other reason, as I've posted elsewhere in this thread, I was only pointing out that the ideal response is rarely practiced, so it's not a particularly good argument against this sort of worm.

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    4. Re:Bad Idea by Jacer · · Score: 1

      You make this sound like a common event

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    5. Re:Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You make some good points but the fact that you are on staff at a security company diminishes the credibility I'm willing to lend to your advert-reply.

      You could have just saved us all some time and posted "check out my company web site for information on how to accomplish the same worm removal ... but at a cost to you!"

      The fact that you manually wrap your lines bothers me too but I'm willing to overlook that - nobody's perfect!

  65. EULA, schmeula! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All shrink-wrap licenses are are legally invalid.
    That includes the GPL.

    -- Daryl McBride

  66. MayBe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... if the guy who coded the good worm was the coder of the bad worm too ?

    it'll be funny as he is laughing at the face of M$ :)

  67. Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if your well intentioned patch screws up computers?

  68. getting hammered on Windows 98 at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I couldn't access the net on my windows 98 box at work, so I did a quick netstat and noticed like 100 connections to port 135, including a whole bunch from my ISP (other business dsl users at earthlink). Had to set Zonealarm on high and reboot to get access back. I think the denial of service was from machines trying to infect me, even though I have 98 on that box.

  69. Y2K in Clarke's Ghost from the Grand Banks by Mad+Man · · Score: 1

    In Arthur C. Clarke's 1990 novel Ghost from the Grand Banks, the Y2K bug was solved by releasing a worm that fixed the problem in systems it had infected.

  70. Hidden message in Cleanup Worm by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    Hi from Billy Gates!
    I have enuf $$$ that I can spend weekend making anti-worm worm-software!
    PS - linux sux0rz!

  71. sounds like the cheeze *nix worm by dmnic · · Score: 1

    didnt the cheese linux worm do this same thing last year or the year before that? (ie, fix a security vulnerability)

  72. a better ObRef by STREMF · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, worm vulnerability patches YOU!

  73. Finally, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the worm turns.

  74. This happened to Linux first by DotWarner · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Cheese worm did this on compromised Linux systems a few years back. The antivirus industry, in accordance with Linux sysadmins everywhere, added detection for the worm. A virus is a virus, and any unauthorized access to a computer is a Bad Thing.

  75. When we'll have... by JamesP · · Score: 1

    a worm that automatically downloads Linux?

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    how long until /. fixes commenting on Chrome?
  76. Self-removing on 1st Jan 2004 by Dynamoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    NAI report that this is a self-removing worm after 1st January 2004.

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    1. Re:Self-removing on 1st Jan 2004 by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 1
      NAI report that this is a self-removing worm after 1st January 2004.

      Well, that's a relief. So I've only got to wait another 4 1/2 months before the hundreds of "fixed" Winboxes on my subnet stop slamming my Linux firewall every couple of seconds to see if it's suddenly transmogrified into a Windows box that wants to join the Nachi Collective?

      Thank goodness for that. And here I was afraid these worms might get annoying...

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      A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
  77. Since Linux is worse than any virus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that would be the absolute horror, the end of everything. IMagine 3/4 of a billion unfriendly, uncompatible, unstable Linux boxes.

  78. Thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My work (W2k) machine got hit with this today. Thank you, thank you, thank you Mr./Ms. Virus Writer!

    Our MSCEs never got around to patching my box last week... and I couldn't patch it myself since I don't have admin rights.

  79. A Matter of Trust by Principal+Skinner · · Score: 1

    Neo: So, I guess the obvious question is, if you're a program, how can I trust you?

    Oracle: Bingo! It is a pickle, no doubt about it. The bad news is there's no way if you can really know whether I'm here to help you or not. So it's really up to you. You just have to make up your own damn mind.... Candy?

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    to write a haiku
  80. Maybe, but not likely. by raehl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The thing about the "white-hat" worm is that it'll eventually kill itself - as it runs around patching machines, there are less vulnerable machines out there, so it will lose its ability to spread.

    Or, put another way, if there were no "white-hat" worm that might also up traffic for a while, there will probably be a black-hat one that WILL up traffic for a while, AND format a few hard drives to boot. Erm, not boot.

    1. Re:Maybe, but not likely. by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      "here are less vulnerable machines out there, so it will lose its ability to spread."

      and that would be one of the points of *any* white-hat worm. Once it's work is done, it dies out.

      realityshunt

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      Democracy is susceptible to being led astray by having scapegoats paraded in front of the electorate.
    2. Re:Maybe, but not likely. by kevinqtipreedy · · Score: 1

      There are some serious side effects with this worm. IT also tries to exploit port 80. I work in a computer repair shop, and in came a machine with this worm on it. It tried to infect our dsl router, and brought it down. Not to mention, it also used any bandwidth we had when it wqasnt busy attacking our router and failing.

  81. What is the diff between virus and worm? by Yazheirx · · Score: 1

    It may be off topic a bit, but for those of us who are not as up on our lingo as we should be; what is the diffrence between a virus and a worm?

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    1. Re:What is the diff between virus and worm? by mopslik · · Score: 1

      ...what is the diffrence between a virus and a worm?

      You can catch more trout with the latter.

      Here is a helpful start.

    2. Re:What is the diff between virus and worm? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      A virus requires a "host program" to operate. That is, it attaches its code to another program, so that when that program executes, the virus itself gets a chance to run. So a virus is enable to "infect" another program (usually an EXE file), and when the infected program executes the virus can spread to other programs. So it spreads much like a biological virus.

      A worm is an independent program that executes on its own, and doesn't require a host program. It usually takes advantage of some known vulnerability to inject itself into a system and start executing. It also tries to spread itself much more aggressively and actively than a virus does.

      But the distinction can blur. It's possible to have a worm that can also spread like a virus, by infecting other files. And you could have a virus that, for example, takes advantage of some rare vulnerability to spread more aggressively in certain environments. But the fundamental difference is, a virus requires a host program to infect in order to operate.

    3. Re:What is the diff between virus and worm? by kfx · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, a virus requires some sort of user intervention in order to activate or propogate, while a worm does not. (Correct me if I'm wrong)

    4. Re:What is the diff between virus and worm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm.. does that mean it is possible for a worm to be infected with a virus?

  82. The next step by zapp · · Score: 1

    A lot of people here are predicting a new wave of anti virus virii, taking advantage of the same exploit and cleaning the system.

    All this will do is prompt future virii (the bad ones) to patch their whole *after* infecting a system.

    There have been virii in the past that blocked Norton or other anti virii programs, and this is no different. THe only difference (as has been pointed out) is that smart "white" virii take network bandwidth.

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  83. pros and cons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People are saying it's still bad cause it creates extra internet traffic, but is it any worse than the bazillions of emails being sent to endusers by sysadmins trying to get them to fix it themselves? Now, if a sysadmin were about to send such an email, he could instead just let the virus loose inside his network and block the port till it was done, and it would probably be way more effective and reliable than the email. If I'm not mistaken such a virus is also easily trackable, so you can be sure you've stamped it out before giving everything the green light to talk to the world again.

    It would be cool to write specific helper routines for cases like this I think, but this case is unique since the vulnerability is a particularly bad one maybe? It lets viruses take more control over a cimputer than normal, so the hlper virus is actually able to fix something?

  84. Network Patching tool gone mad? by acousticiris · · Score: 1

    What are the chances that this was someone within a network administration role that was trying to find a creative way to patch all of their systems?
    While unconventional, it would be able to handle workstations of differeing configurations (except for the TFTPD item) eliminating the vulnerability/virus from their network.
    I mean, the worm even kills itself after 1 January 2004. This doesn't seem like the typical "virus writer's" M.O.

    Just a thought, might be unlikely, but I've personally done less conventional things in times of an emergency.
    This will very likely spawn a discussion about the ethics of doing such a thing. If they catch the guy who wrote this virus, would it be appropriate to jail him just like the rest? What if it was entirely an accident?

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    "Nietzsche is dead!" - God
    1. Re:Network Patching tool gone mad? by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      I think you have an excellent point here.

      However, it seems unlikely that someone smart enough to write code of this nature would be dumb enough to not realize the implications once it was released.

      Then again, if they were in a real hurry, and were just slapping bits of code together, they may not have realized until too late.

      Something to think about. Also rather scary.

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  85. MS Worm by FelixSchwermut · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft itself was responsible for this worm, if it wasn't for the fact that it wasn't released until after the DOS attack went down. But then again, maybe Microsoft just didn't want to draw attention to itself last week...

    1. Re:MS Worm by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      I replied to a similar speculation here .

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  86. Not true at all. by raehl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People who do not know how to use Windows Update are not created by worms.

    People who do not know how to use Windows Update are created by people who do not know how to use birth control.

  87. Shoot, hole not whole by zapp · · Score: 1

    Now you grammar trolls can't correct me, cuz I caught it first.

    Hole not whole.

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    1. Re:Shoot, hole not whole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoting http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=virii:

      No entry found for virii.

      There is no such word. Can you people stop using it? It's "viruses".

  88. A good worm is a dead worm... by ixpro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    People who think this is a good idea, are you for real??? Do you know how much work goes into protecting large corporate networks, rigorous testing of each and every patch before it goes into production, reacting to IDS alerts, identifying potentially vulnerable environments, etc... The fact remains the same, both worms exploit the same vulnerability, both worms modify system data without user's consent, and both are potentially "lethal" because of unpredicted errors and patch compatibility issues. Let's not pee our pants trying to cheer. This is not white hacking. White hacking is identifying the vulnerability, and advising the user on how to protect themselves, but what do I know, feel free to flame, cause that seems to be the common trend on /. these days...

    1. Re:A good worm is a dead worm... by Epistax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd agree if the fix came out first.
      But if a worm/virus/elephant is released creating mass media, and another one is released abusing the same, you deserve it. Plus it at least has a good intention. It's better to try than to not.

    2. Re:A good worm is a dead worm... by RobinH · · Score: 1

      The fact remains the same, both worms exploit the same vulnerability, both worms modify system data without user's consent, and both are potentially "lethal" because of unpredicted errors and patch compatibility issues.

      It is considered generally acceptable to help somebody without their consent. For instance, you can't be charged for giving someone CPR, if they need it, and they're not capable of giving consent, even if they end up dead anyway. However, if you don't do CPR properly, and end up killing the person, then you could be charged.

      Therefore, this "CPR" worm falls into the same category. If it patches and fixes a computer infected by blaster, chances are the user isn't computer literate enough to know they need help, so there's not much the owner of the computer could do against the writer, particularly because letting their system be infected by blaster was causing network problems for everyone else. The latest virus can just be considered defending yourself. However, if the new worm infects a non-MSBlaster infected computer, and somehow causes a measurable negative effect, the person who wrote the worm is liable for the damages.

      Given all that, it still doesn't matter, because if they can't catch the original author, how can we expect them to catch the new worm author? You've heard of anarchy online? This is it.

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      "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
    3. Re:A good worm is a dead worm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People who think this is a good idea, are you for real??? Do you know how much work goes into protecting large corporate networks, rigorous testing of each and every patch before it goes into production, reacting to IDS alerts, identifying potentially vulnerable environments, etc... The fact remains the same, both worms exploit the same vulnerability, both worms modify system data without user's consent, and both are potentially "lethal" because of unpredicted errors and patch compatibility issues. Let's not pee our pants trying to cheer. This is not white hacking. White hacking is identifying the vulnerability, and advising the user on how to protect themselves, but what do I know, feel free to flame, cause that seems to be the common trend on /. these days...
      And one screws up your computer, and the other fixes it.
  89. a la the dork cop in TBL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oooh, separate incidents!

    [Maude calls about the rug]

    Guess we can close the case on that one!

  90. 2nd DDoS? by songbo · · Score: 1

    Maybe this worm will accomplish what Blaster failed to do: take down the M'soft patch server with DDoS! If it manages to reach critical mass (doubtful), the number of systems trying to reach the server will cause the server to go down, achieving, in effect, what Blaster tried to do.

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  91. In Other News... by computersareevil · · Score: 1

    Microsoft issued a patch today that they claim will resolve all Windows security issues forever. The patch uninstalls all versions of Windows and replaces them with the latest Linux development kernel. When asked why they are using a presumably unstable development Kernel, a Microsoft spokesperson said it was because it was still more stable than any Windows kernel.

    On a related note, the website windowsupdate.com will be renamed for the second time this month to nukewindowsreplacewithlinuxupdate.com.

    Your mileage may not adhere to the 2nd law of thermodynamics.

  92. pr0n hunter? by kaan · · Score: 1

    why can't somebody release a worm that will gather pr0n from all over the web and store it in a huge repository on some publicly-readable, remote machine? that ought to save the /. community many, many hours of surfing time, thus freeing up more time to do other useful things, like posting here.

  93. I guess that explains my firewall activity by Control-Z · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been getting a lot of firewalled ping activity today, must be that cleanup worm. Machines that the Blaster worm never even tried to hit. I wouldn't trust a cleanup worm one bit more than I would Blaster. Everyone knows (or should know) you can't count on good intentions on the Internet!

    1. Re:I guess that explains my firewall activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone knows (or should know) you can't count on good intentions on the Internet!"

      Won't you look like the fool when I get $20 million from that nice Nigerian lady.

    2. Re:I guess that explains my firewall activity by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      You're not *supposed* to trust it. Cleanup worms are intended to clean up and patch machines whose owners are too stupid or ignorant to do it themselves.

      Assuming it works properly, a little bit of pain now will save the entire Internet from many more months, if not years, of pain in the future as new worms pop up and proliferate.

    3. Re:I guess that explains my firewall activity by Anonymous+Cow+herd · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows (or should know)

      I think this is really the key. Examine the three scenarious here. 1. You're security conscious, preemptively patched for the DCOM exploit or run a firewall. Result: You didn't get hit by Blaster OR the cleanup worm. Status: Good netizen.

      2. You just found out about the worm as it made CNN/webite of choice. You patch & remove the worm if you're running it. Result: You're no longer infected, you won't get hit by the cleanup worm (since you patched the DCOM exploit) Status: Decent netizen.

      3. You live under a rock. Maybe you heard about one of them "worm" things on the telly-vision and wonder if you could sell them for bait. You think patches are to fix up your clothes. Result: You're a wormhole, and six months from now people will be getting worm propagaion requests from your IP address. Enter "white-hat" worm, which magically fixes your computer, since you sure as hell aren't going to do it. Status: Crappy netizen, but at least you're not wasting everyone's bandwith as much now.

      The worst case scenario is that this is another malicious worm, which uses the same DCOM exploit to spread itself. Responsible netizens will have already patched against the exploit, so no harm done, and those people that are too ignorant or irresponsible to patch their systems would most likely end up getting infected by the next big worm anyways, so we're not any worse off than before. In the best case scenario, the white-hat worm patches up the system, cleans it up and terminates itself.

      To use the house analogy, an unattended computer is like an empty house with the landlord absent. If crack dealers or pimps move in (a malicious worm), it doesn't just affect the one house. Crime in the neighborhood goes up, property values decrease, local taxes might increase, more low-lifes move in, etc... There are neighborhood-wide reprecussions to the landlord's irresponsibility. The neighbors of the absentee/irresponsible landlord are well within their rights to call the police and have the pimps/crack dealers removed from the neighborhood. Unfortunately, there's nobody that I can realistically turn to in order to have the worm issue addressed. So, in my book, the white-hat worm is just fine by me. If you're computer-savvy enough to worry about it, odds are it won't affect you anyways.

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    4. Re:I guess that explains my firewall activity by yem · · Score: 1

      I'm seeing a tonne of icmp ping request traffic also. Can anyone confirm this is related to the new worm?

      http://list.waikato.ac.nz/pipermail/nznog/2003-Aug ust/006762.html

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      No, I did not read the f***ing article!
  94. Laziness Will Ensue by bubba_ry · · Score: 0

    Just imagine: if 'benevolent' worms begin appearing in response to malevolent worms, the impetus to patch systems will further decline and sys admins will do even less to maintain the security of their systems.

    CIO: We need to patch all of our systems...

    SA: Why? It'll be less time-consuming and more efficient if we just wait for the clean-up worm!

  95. Just because you CAN stop the virus writers... by raehl · · Score: 1

    Doesn't make it profitable to do so.

    1. Re:Just because you CAN stop the virus writers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading your parent comment again more carefully this time.

  96. And after New Year's, then what? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Do you mean that the worm deactivates itself on New Year's Day 2004, or on-or-after? Many businesses do not start their machines on New Year's Day of any year because their employees are on vacation.

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    1. Re:And after New Year's, then what? by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      Rather irrelevant: just set the system clock to 00:01 1/1/2004, run the executable, then set the system clock back!

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      John_Chalisque
    2. Re:And after New Year's, then what? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      No, it's NOT irrelevant.

      If you know you have virus that can be removed by setting the clock, then you'd have removed it anyway, bazillions of john does and other morons who are the real problem will never know, or care.

      Thus, it will generate unnecessary traffic to ad infinitum if it isn't "after".

  97. It's a warzone now.. by Mir322 · · Score: 1

    and now our computers and bandwidth have become battle grounds for worms.... oh the joys of ecology.

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    "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."- Friedrich Nietzsche
  98. When I bought my PC... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    ...I didn't realize I was buying a battlefield.

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    Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
  99. If it's OSS and peer-reviewed ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    Umm, I hate to tell you this but, it's a worm. An anonymously released worm burrowing into unpatched systems across the internet. Scanning networks, taking up bandwidth. Altering people's systems without their permission, consent or knowledge. Probably violating federal law.

    1. Re: If it's OSS and peer-reviewed ... by shagar_z · · Score: 1

      Yeah but on the other hand it's not altering anything that hasn't been altered before since it's a hunter seeker. No it's not right to do it just cause but it is a benificail thing. We should kill all the sipders they are "pests" but w/ out them and other "pests" we would be over run. Is this a good or a bad evolution. It brings about a new way if the good worm was a peer reviewed and b had a low consuption of bandwith it will always take up some but go for x amount of time that was determined by the peer review group. Yes one guy can be bad but until it's a common practice it will always be like that. Shagar

    2. Re: If it's OSS and peer-reviewed ... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      An anonymously released worm burrowing into unpatched systems across the internet. [snip] Probably violating federal law.

      I was talking about where this might lead in future, and what peoples thoughts were on new worms that had been designed to be "friendly". Hence my suggestion about subnet restrictions and expiry dates.

      I wasn't discussing the current worm, the word "could" and the phrase "taking this idea a step further" should have given it away.

  100. I for one welcome... by CompWerks · · Score: 1

    Our new ---- ahhhh forget it. Mod this up redundant.

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  101. Harry Tuttle lives by lildogie · · Score: 1

    as in the illegal freelance heating engineer in the movie "Brazil."

    Now he's fixing our internet ductwork.

    Hooray.

  102. it needs a EULA by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

    "By running this infected program, you agree to abide by these terms & conditions..."

    1. Re:it needs a EULA by Odinson · · Score: 1
      Good Idea.

      It would be an interesting social experiment to send a worm out that only attacks other machines after people click through a belivable EULA.

      Wouldn't it be telling if it began to spread... There might be larger legal implications.

  103. In... by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1
    Now don't get all angry and stuff, it actually makes sense this time:

    "In Soviet Russia, the virus patches you!"

  104. Download? by Areeves · · Score: 1

    Even cooler would be a location to download and execute this worm on purpose. That way you don't have to sit around hoping your network gets "infected." Hell why doesn't the symantec tool work like this. It's a little fight fire with fire-ish but jeez you would think they could at least give it a shot.

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  105. Our agency was just shut down cause of it by Danathar · · Score: 1

    I will not say what agency I work for, but the IT staff just turned off all of our switches due to this worm...I'm hearing reports from other places as well. Talk about being blind-sided!

  106. GM? by yerricde · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    More specifically, Windows users are like GM owners. They believe that they are driving a top notch quality reasonably new vehicle only to find themselves on the side of the road, broken down. These people refuse to believe that their car IS A PIECE OF SHIT.

    Do you mean to imply that FixOrRepairDaily owners are any better off? What about DamnOldDirtyGasEater owners?

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
    1. Re:GM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually all american cars are pathetic excuse of a sorry-ass attempt to build a four wheel garbage truck...
      I mean FUCK GM is FUCK, FORD is FUCK,let me tell you about cars ... BMW, Mercedes, Ferrari, Toyota...
      go ahead you son of a bitch mod. and mod me as flamebait fuck you to.

    2. Re:GM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck off, every car breaks down. I've seen BMWs and Mercedes' broken down at the side of the road before. And guess how much parts cost for those vehicles?

  107. Where do they get these names from? by xigxag · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "W32/Nachi.worm"...sounds like a new spinoff group from Japan's pop-idol Hello! Project

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    There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero.
    1. Re:Where do they get these names from? by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 1
      Rather, I'd think that the name refers to the nachi that the lazy admin can consume, letting virii do the work!

      OK, post your obligatory virii is not a word links now

  108. If they want to be evil, they'll do it too... by kfx · · Score: 1

    Actually, the anti-virus industry could just start writing counter-virii themselves. They'd release them into the wild for free, then pull a SCO and charge everbody $$$ if their computer was fixed by it.

  109. I can see it now by DanV · · Score: 1


    I can see all the slashdot geeks wearing tshirts with "Free Robin Hood", and freerobinhood.com selling stickers.

    To be serious now, even though it will cause enough traffic, with each box gettin fixed,we get less traffic from blaster ...

  110. I'm almost 40 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I still have to pop about a zit a week. /thought it would stop at 20... :(

  111. read the advisory -- this is evil by htmlboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    it patches the rpc hole and installs a tftp server on the saved machine. it then propogates to other machines, infecting them and patching the vulnerability so a later variant of the same worm won't be able to uninstall it.

    1. Re:read the advisory -- this is evil by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      It's so evil, not like anyone actually uses NTP. If possible you could set your ntp server up for Jan 1, 2004 reboot every machine on your network and viola no more virus. All done? change ntp back to today.

  112. The lights are going out... by JackJudge · · Score: 1

    The first rounds have been fired in the often talked about cyber wars methinks.

  113. The beginning of the ... Worm Wars by J.+Patrick+Graves · · Score: 1

    Breaking news. Today, unnamed sources at the pentagon have confirmed the existance of a covert, technical ops group whose sole mission is to create a national defense army of worms, designed to seek out and destroy malicious, terrorist worms that have infiltrated our homeland. Under authorization of the Homeland Security Act, these elite hackers, are devising worms to not only destroy the terrorist worms, but to reprogram every computer around the world in an effort to shutdown the global terrorist network of worms. When contacted, Richard Stallman of the FSF, was quoted as saying "While I like the idea of stopping global terrorist worms, the FSF is fundamentally opposed to ANY closed software worms. This special technical ops group needs to make their worms open and free."

    Cheers

  114. Self Healing Networks by mrbeaton · · Score: 2, Insightful
    While it clearly isn't a good thing for any worm to make unauthorized changes to a machine, this seems like another step in the direction of self healing networks.

    If a such as this was written whenever a large vulnerability was discovered, and designed to be limited to a specific block of IP addresses, it could be a handy thing to have on hand for someone who admins a large private network. If your network doesn't get hit, then great, but if it does, just let this loose to clean things up.

  115. No, this is good for Microsoft by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Microsoft doesn't have a nice way out of this problem - well, they didn't until this fix-it worm came along. The worm will continue to cause them network trouble for the rest of the year, IIRC.

    They won't ever publically support it, but this worm fixes alot of problems for them. The smart money would be on them preventing actions which would impeed its progress. Let's not pretend Microsoft doesn't have power and influence.

    Now, given all that, proceed to formulate your own conspiracy theories about where this new worm came from.

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  116. COMING SOON by Multiple+Sanchez · · Score: 4, Funny

    - W32/Webster.Worm: Opens a command shell using the RPC VNC OpenHole ActiveX/rootsploit featurebug. Opens all MSWord and Works documents, fixes spelling and grammar, saves without a backup, then writes a polite "echo" line to AUTOEXEC.BAT gently chiding you to learn to read at a fourth grade level.

    - W32/PSCheezRemove.AutoTrojanMurderWorm: Attaches to exposed port 5555, downloads GOODTASTE.EXE from a predefined HTTP server, which it then executes. Scans Hard discs for PSD files that employ garish glows, drop shadows, and procedural 2D fire effects, and replaces those layers with a text layer containing the URLs of several reputable visual arts schools.

    - Existence/DrawerClean.Intruder: Waits until you leave for work, jimmies your bedroom window, and illegally enters your home. If he/she finds an underwear drawer, he/she folds and neatly stacks the contents of the drawer, quicksorting by color, then leaves. Symantec is reporting a variant, DrawerClean/FourStar, which leaves a mint on your pillow on the 16th of each month.

    1. Re:COMING SOON by Mentally_Overclocked · · Score: 1

      >documents, fixes spelling and grammar, saves >without a backup, then writes a polite "echo" >line to AUTOEXEC.BAT gently chiding you to learn >to read at a fourth grade level.

      Maybe it can be done for /. posts ... hey and check for dupes too.

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      Someone who believes imaginary things appear right before your i's.
  117. Microsoft's new autoupdate feature by Mals · · Score: 1

    It looks like this is Microsoft's new autoupdate feature. Exploit your own vulnerability to patch it :D

  118. Trusted Computing? by Scalli0n · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is the first step in Trusted Computing - we're supposed to trust that this worm (who's source hasn't been fully analyzed to see if it's totally benevolent or not) is supposed to clean up our systems.

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  119. Watch out! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Redundant

    You now have a worm that people are being led to believe that is a "trustworthy" worm.

    Sure it is. But wait. As it moves around, it will be hijacked and mutated into something bad.
    It will pickup a package along the way and drop it in your box, and because you are led to believe that it's a "good" worm you'll welcome it.

    This is NOT smart computing. It's not responsible, by any means. If you don't take action of your own accord, you are lazy and stupid and you deserve whatever bad things happen to you because of it.

    Fix your own problems or pull the plug. If you can't handle it, you have no business using a computer..

    1. Re:Watch out! by nova20 · · Score: 1
      I'll grant you that, but I'm sure the person that coded this "cleanup" worm didn't write it so lazy sysadmins can sit on their ass and post on slashdot (like me). It was written for all those lazy users at home that don't have a clue about the LovSan virus and can't figure out how to fix their computers.

      I believe there are some people out there that can code a virus, but don't because of ethical constraints (like me). I believe that whoever wrote this worm *could be* one of them. You people shouldn't be so paranoid! If the worm turns out to be malicious, then it will most likely be no worse than the blaster worm, and just as easily removed (don't quote me on that, though).

      Nova20

  120. one possible author by erikdotla · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel there's only one possible author of this antiworm: Microsoft.

    Think about it. No average sysadmin would do it to clean up his systems - there's too much liability under DMCA. Idiot home users don't care. Non-Microsoft people are glad that they were to be attacked on Saturday. Who's left? The punk kids who write all the viruses? Why would they care about this? The only other possiblity would be some security company like eEye trying to gain reputation - but again, the DMCA issues would prevent them from disclosing that they ever wrote it.

    Hm... whoever wrote it cares a lot about Microsoft and isn't worried about the DMCA. Microsoft is the only possibility!

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    1. Re:one possible author by zeronode · · Score: 1

      I don't know if MS is the only logical author. I'd bet a beer it was a sysadmin type somewhere who, at the end of his rope, stood up and Yelled "To hell with this worm, I'm going to counter attack!"

      Then the white worm was born, and verily it did seek out the blaster worm. And upon the mountain they did fight. Great sparks of bandwidth flew, and updates were brought down.

      And in the end, *nix users looked up and said "Oh...there was a worm this weekend?"

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    2. Re:one possible author by DickBreath · · Score: 2, Funny

      whoever wrote it cares a lot about Microsoft and isn't worried about the DMCA. Microsoft is the only possibility!

      No, I disagree.

      I can assure you that there are Microsoft zealots who are every bit as zealous as open source people. Perhaps even more so. Even worse, they claim that they are "unbiased". I know at least one.

      Microsoft could probably get into trouble for this. It is very unlikely that this is anything that the corporation has officially done. It might have been a Microsoft employee.

      But as for those who would say that only Slasdot weenies are passionate about their OS, I have only this to say.....

      developers, developers, Developers, Developers, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!!!!!

      and...

      Woooo! Give it up for me! I have only four words to say: I, LOVE, THIS, COMPANY.

      --

      I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
    3. Re:one possible author by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is a naturally occuring phenomenon. Could it be possible that it developed "naturally" from corrupted code as it traveling across the net?

      Yeah, I know this is a far out concept...but doesn't the possibilty for corruption of the code (re elovution) exisit even in self replicating programs?

      Just a thought...

    4. Re:one possible author by c0d3fu · · Score: 1

      Pragmatically, no. There have been some virii that change their structure randomly to elude virus scans, but they were largely unsucessful.

      It is possible that data could be corrupted in transfer and just somehow happen to actually run differently. The possibility of a new virus popping out of nowhere, even out of similiar code, is almost zero.

      Anyone here read "Speaker for the Dead". Think Jane - now that's a virus!

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    5. Re:one possible author by robi2106 · · Score: 1

      Or they said...

      "Where the heck are those sites I was reading last week?"

      robi

    6. Re:one possible author by steman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I reckon the author is someone who is the sysadmin for a large number of Windows boxen. He thinks to himself 'damn, how do I patch all these computers, I know, I'll write a worm that uses the same techniques', but then forgets to limit his worm to his network.

      Just a thought.

    7. Re:one possible author by pb9494 · · Score: 1

      Hell, maybe they wrote both the worm and the anti-worm. The bug was sufficiently documented so anybody could write a worm; it was just a matter of time. But if Microsoft wrote it first, they could 'force' sysadmins into installing their patches before someone wrote a more destructive virus. Why did the 'hacker' use windowsupdate.com, which made it _very_ easy for Microsoft to avoid a real DDoS just by removing that entry from DNS ? Why did the virus do practically no harm to the hijacked PC ? Heck, you were even given time to save your documents before the automatic reboot ! And if they want to switch from "software as a product" to "software as a service", they have to make the updates look valuable and worth paying for. In the end, I believe the worm was a good thing for Microsoft given the damage that could have been done. The end-user has learned a lesson that "Windows isn't perfect, but if I install the updates ...".

    8. Re:one possible author by gnalle · · Score: 1
      Hmm... There is also a fair chance that the virus writer has been reading slashdot. In the last many years each story about internet worm has been followed by a thread mentioning the possibility of a white hat worm.


      Personally I just hope the author will be found and punished.

    9. Re:one possible author by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

      This is where ego comes in: some hacker is impressed by the original worm, decides that he wants to play too, and codes an "anti-worm", and watches the battle as it spreads...

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      Hello! I'm a disaster waiting to happen!
    10. Re:one possible author by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the goverment? They do forced vaccination that can cause death in extreme cases.
      This is forced vaccination. 10 years and we will have a goverment agency that does this on a routine basis. If you don't want it then get pathched in time.

  121. Re:I hope that this second virus never hit my clie by setik · · Score: 2, Informative

    Discreet, makers of 3dsmax, was also affected in a major way by this hot"fix" more info can be found here
    Discreet Info
    Its really a bummer for all those people who stay up to date to find that the .max files they have been making, crash older un-patched windows, I myself spent a day figuring this one out, and getting everyone in my company up to speed.

  122. ...in other news by tgeerts · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has announced the release of WindowsUpdate Version 5.0

  123. How do I get infected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanna get infected! haha :)
    Seriously, there are at least 3 persons who I know that would benefit from this worm, since they are average users and dont really know how to clean up their systems.
    It would be nice if we could apply it on purpose.

  124. no, no, no... by ed.han · · Score: 1

    warning: obligatory tarantino reference...

    "no, man; they're metric over there. they call it a royale with cheese."

    ed

    1. Re:no, no, no... by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Actualy I think it would be pounder quart avec du fromage. Since they are metric, it would be royale avec du fromage. Either way, it doesn't matter since Burger King doesn't have a presence in France anymore I believe. :)

    2. Re:no, no, no... by harrkev · · Score: 1
      Either way, it doesn't matter since Burger King doesn't have a presence in France anymore I believe. :)

      Yeah. It is kind of hard to sell "freedom fries" to the french.
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    3. Re:no, no, no... by jelle · · Score: 1

      Umm, freedom (liberty) and France is not as far fetched as it seems recently.

      liberte, egalite, fraternite, ...

      So much to learn, isn't there? Such as a well known factoid about the Statue of Liberty. They didn't ask for that back, did they?

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    4. Re:no, no, no... by harrkev · · Score: 1

      Ummm... There is a joke here. They were called "french fries," but the name was changed to "freedom fries" to get the word "french" out of there as a protest against the french for their opposition to the Iraq war.

      You sound like the type of person who says: "Wait. Why would a horse walk into a bar?"

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    5. Re:no, no, no... by BrynM · · Score: 1
      offtopic, but...

      "royale avec du fromage"
      The famous "Royal with cheese" from Pulp Fiction.
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    6. Re:no, no, no... by jelle · · Score: 1

      I know, I know. And that is why I make the point that the 'new name' of 'freedom' is really not as 'unfrench' as it seems...

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    7. Re:no, no, no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. It is kind of hard to sell "freedom fries" to the french.

      Same with soap and deodorant, not an easy sell to the French at all. Air conditioners, on the other hand, may be an easier sell now. Now they know we americans use so much electricity, its a lot hotter here.

  125. What we need is a few more by Niall+Naoi+Ispin · · Score: 1

    worms that go around and occationally change their code when they copy themselves, that way the worms will evolve. The worms should battel each other and try to defend them self, naturally they should not harm the host much as that would hurt themselves.

  126. New form of Windows Update? by sorrodos · · Score: 1

    This just in...
    New Microsoft Ad Campaign
    "We at Microsoft intentionally leave security holes such as these to allow our 'viral update programs' to fix other holes we didn't intentionally leave open so that Linux-craving sysadmins who don't patch our systems and read Slashdot all day will be foiled in their attempts to overthrow our monopo.... errmmm, vastly superior (albeit insecure) operating system."

  127. *sigh* (but I have to say it) by BMonger · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I for one welcome our friendly worm overlords.

    (although running OS X I care quite little except that both the good and bad eat up unnecessary bandwidth)

  128. How do I make Windows Stop Listening? by Marrow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Windows is listening on about 6 ports. What services can I safely turn off so that those 6 ports are closed? These machines are simple TCP/IP client machines that do not need/want/use any Microsoft "innovations". I just need to be able to get to www and pop servers.

    Any help would be appreciated.

    1. Re:How do I make Windows Stop Listening? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Windows is listening on about 6 ports. What services can I safely turn off so that those 6 ports are closed? These machines are simple TCP/IP client machines that do not need/want/use any Microsoft "innovations". I just need to be able to get to www and pop servers.

      Fer chrissakes, mods, mod this guy up. I know a dozen other people who have this same question.

      What the hell does a single-user XP Home machine, not connected to an office LAN, need to be listening for, and acting on, RPC calls from the Big Bad Internet, and how can those of us who know how Wrong this is help out people who would be safer on Win9x?

    2. Re:How do I make Windows Stop Listening? by linuxrunner · · Score: 1

      It's an honest to God pain to shut them down in Windows, but it can be down through the administration panel.

      Once you turn them off... don't forget to choose the option, to keep them off on the next re-start. Otherwise they will all just re-start, when your computer does.

      The BEST and SIMPLIST way is to get firewall software.

      Go to www.download.com and look for Sygate or Zonealarm

      Hope that helps a bit... as for actually shutting down the services... check out google.. or maybe someone here can help.

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      www.slightlycrewed.com - Because aren't we all?
    3. Re:How do I make Windows Stop Listening? by Nine+Of+Mirrors · · Score: 1
      I still rely on a personal firewall to stealth ports 135 and 445, but there is an awful lot of unneccessary stuff one can easily shut down, especially when not on a LAN... Telnet, SSDP Discovery Service & Universal PnP Device Host, Server & Computer Browser & anything NetBIOS-related, anything with "remote" in it except for Remote Access Connection Manager, Alerter & Messenger, etcetera. For starters see

      Windows XP Services

      -- briefly explains each service rather than just telling you what to turn off next. It's pretty lenient, though. Maybe you should set everything to "manual", try to do your usual things, and reactivate services as needed.

      Also interesting:

      XP from A-Z (fairly detailed, though not on services)

  129. I think you have that wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean the 4/4 billion unfriendly Microsoft boxes?

  130. Ick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TMI.

    1. Re:Ick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, seriously. 40-year olds are so yucky.

  131. Depressing thoughts by DukeyToo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These worms are child's play; it is only a matter of time before someone decides to do something *really* nasty with a well thought out worm.

    There are probably thousands of programmers out there that could have written the blaster worm. Most did not want to do it. Of those that would, most seem to be content to write prankster-style worms. One individual decided to write an anti-worm-worm.

    What if one had decided to write a *really* malicious worm? In my mind, it is a 99% certainty that eventually some pissed off malcontent will do so. And they do not even have to be in the country.

    Imagine a malicious government, with 100 dedicated programmers.

    Or a well funded terrorist or anarchist.

    Imagine, multiple simultaneously spreading worms, helping each other by opening backdoors, targeting Windows systems, Apache web servers, hardware routers, telephone switchboards, and whatever else they can find. And the payload? Designed to inflict the most economical damage. Perhaps even a smokescreen to illicitly gain access to systems that manage power, water, electricity, and actually cause physical damage too.

    Governments need to sit up and take notice, this is serious stuff.

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    Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Depressing thoughts by Mryll · · Score: 1

      Imagine the U.S., when some fraction of the hackers realize that they'll never be paid a decent salary for their work. :O Why do you think Bulgaria has been a traditional hotbed of virus activity? Educated populace with no legitimate work to do...

    2. Re:Depressing thoughts by JavaLord · · Score: 1
      What if one had decided to write a *really* malicious worm? In my mind, it is a 99% certainty that eventually some pissed off malcontent will do so. And they do not even have to be in the country. Imagine a malicious government, with 100 dedicated programmers. Or a well funded terrorist or anarchist. Imagine, multiple simultaneously spreading worms, helping each other by opening backdoors, targeting Windows systems, Apache web servers, hardware routers, telephone switchboards, and whatever else they can find. And the payload? Designed to inflict the most economical damage. Perhaps even a smokescreen to illicitly gain access to systems that manage power, water, electricity, and actually cause physical damage too.


      I've often wondered this myself, up until now it seems that most virus/worm writers haven't been too malicious. Sure there have been a few like CIH but most worms/viruses don't try to do anything too evil other than reproduce.

      A team of programmers, or one really good one with a grudge who builds a virus which tries to spread through multiple means, and after using it's host for a few hours/days does as much harm as possible to the host would be nasty.

      The DDoS that blaster ran against windows update was interesting. A successful malicious worm could do the same thing to the microsoft site as well as symantech and mcaffee cutting off users who aren't yet infected from updating anti-virus software easly.

      ok, I'm going to stop thinking evil thoughts now. The good part about this is, nobody really wants to do anything like this. It's counter productive for the programmer who is playing around to destroy the internet since it is their playground. As for the governments hiring 100 programmers, why bother? Hire 1-2 Assassins and you will cause just as much havoc if not more.
    3. Re:Depressing thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. So what. Yes, you have managed to come up with some seemingly scary thoughts. QUICK! Let's get the government involved. Yeah, good idea you fucking ass clown.

    4. Re:Depressing thoughts by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Imagine a well founded group release their AI to solve the virus problem.

      Imagine a second virus adapting to the first, learning its tricks, and spreading.

      Imagine skynet spreading into every computer system on the internet, every computer system on company networks, and every computer system in defence networks.

      Imagine the destruction when 3 billion people are wiped out overnight.

      Image a race of machines taking over and developing the ultimate killing machine. The TX.

    5. Re:Depressing thoughts by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      This is so true. Thank goodness there are a lot of 'good' programmers that do have morals.

      I personally know people that are capable of dropping a series of multi-os based worms hitting everything out there. Starting from obscure BeOS vulnerabilities to more predominant OSes like Linux and Windows.

      Like I have said before, no OS is 100% secure and it would take just one bright programmer or group to drop a bomb on the net.

      They could slowly let the virus out, let it set quietly and then pop the net coming from various OSes in various methods.

      The biggest mistake of virus writers now is that they... (actually should reserve this portion to not give anyone an idea).

    6. Re:Depressing thoughts by instantnoodles · · Score: 1

      Good point, that is a real, almost inevitable threat. Warren Buffet himself said a nuclear attack was inevitable, and this scenario sounds much more realistic. The advantages of doing this instead of hiring an assasin are limitless. Lower costs, harder to trace, greater economic damage, ect.

    7. Re:Depressing thoughts by imbaczek · · Score: 1

      Skynet anyone?

    8. Re:Depressing thoughts by RobertNotBob · · Score: 1
      Governments need to sit up and take notice, this is serious stuff.

      For years there have been dozens of advisors shouting that there are threats in cyberspace. Then, on 9-11, when the big attack came via airliners filled with fuel, a lot of those advisors were fired. Now there is a large group of people saying that TOO MUCH attention was paid to cyber-attacks.

      Knee-jerk law making will get you every time. Why is it that you think that the government is the place that this issue ought to be addressed?

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    9. Re:Depressing thoughts by Nept · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are probably thousands of programmers out there that could have written the blaster worm.

      Way, way more than that.

      --
      "Teachers leave us kids alone ..." - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd
    10. Re:Depressing thoughts by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
      We should be so complacent and just say "Oh, yes another virus, doesn't matter, just download the latest patch and itll be alright". Imagine if the next virus exploits a hole that has not yet been discovered - why not? If the security experts can discover new holes, then the black hats can as well. To top that, imagine instead of a puny DOS payload, this virus destroys data files on the host machine. There would be wide scale panic. Nobody would even dare to connect to the internet.
      It would be the DOOMSDAY virus.

    11. Re:Depressing thoughts by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Governments need to sit up and take notice, this is serious stuff.

      This is one of those things where we can thank human nature. We're stupid, but we're not typically malicious.

      As a programmer, I have the skills to, in a small amount of time, destroy a significant part of the Internet and cause billions of dollars of costs to be incurred worldwide.

      Yet I don't. Why?

      I can sit and diagram the worst of the warhole worm, building a virus with abstractable infection systems (so that the same virus can be used to cover multiple vulnerabilities based on the host type) and so on.

      But even though I've actually taken the time to do this, you'll never find anything public that I'll ever show to anybody that could be used to do this. Why?

      I'm a good guy. I can make good money doing my programming stuff that allows hundreds of California teachers and salespeople everywhere to do their jobs easier and faster, thanks to my software.

      Really. The guys with the skills tend to get paid more to create than to destroy. The Internet is a giant experiment in social trust. And while it has its problems, it's been a very successful experiment.

      The only reason it doesn't come crashing down is that so many people work so hard to keep it up and working.

      Some bastard started spamming one of the mailservers I administer with a carefully crafted attack. It was quite well designed to get past the numerous anti-spam measures to disseminate the Nigeria scam.

      I was on vacation. I took my time, ignoring the load alerts for a while before deciding to delve in and find the problem.

      140,000 spams were found on the server. Pure crap. All deleted. Over 5 hours of time. Spammer's server now on the permanent "block" list - not a single packet will ever be honored from that address again in the near future.

      So the white wins out over the black once again.

      Destruction is easy, but the rewards are small. Construction is hard, but the rewards can be great.

      Isn't human nature wonderful?

      --
      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  132. give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Better find a new security hole then as this is closing the door to msblaster's hosts. So basically the "next" worm would have to find another vulnerabilty in Windoze to get to the W32/Nachi worm

    What, that takes longer than a week? The "cure" may turn out to be no better then msblaster if it generates massive network traffic looking for new hosts.

    No, this cure is no better than the dissease. When a machine is comprimised, it must be rebuilt. What makes you think your particular copy of Nachi is doing your work for you? There's no telling what the damn thing has done and the box is screwed.

    The real cure it to get rid of insecure software like Microsoft makes. Companies that don't start moving toward secure platforms deserve to die.

    If you can't get rid of it because you are enslaved by AutoDesk or similar, blind Microsoft to the network and dual boot it or VMware Windblows. Free software network tools are obviously superior and should be used for moving information around. Hell, ProE on Mac OSX is better for both purposes than AutoCAD on windblows. Similar solutions can be found where free software does not exist yet.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  133. Oh sure. by twitter · · Score: 1
    This is the internet equivilent of white blood cells! First there was white-hat hackers. Now white-hat virus writers? Makes a damn good change!

    How can you tell the difference? What makes you think your worm is a white hat and not just another trojan with a friendly name? If you trust worms, you might as well smash your network with a hammer and save the rest of us our bandwith.

    Got windoze and got infected? Rebuild the box. Costs too much to do that? Get rid of windblows.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  134. ---Setup.exe (nt) by PFactor · · Score: 1

    nt

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    Don't believe anything I say. I crash test crack pipes for a living.
  135. That ain't no worm... by shawkins · · Score: 0

    ... that's a FISH!

  136. Code Red Vigilante model is more prudent. by CrazyBob · · Score: 1

    This worm causes the same problem as the original, increased network traffic and an impact on non-vulnerable machines. The tactic I employed against Code Red, waiting to be attacked and then reversing the attack, would be much simpler, more effective, and more prudent. http://crazybob.org/codered/index.html

  137. Consider it this way by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful
    • Under no circumstances is Nachi worse than Blaster.
    • If you're vulnerable to Nachi, you're vulnerable to Blaster. It's not a question of whether Johnny NoPatch gets Nachi, it's a case of whether he gets Nachi or Blaster.
    • The fix for Blaster will protect you from Nachi.
    • A virus checker that can remove Blaster can remove Nachi.
    • Getting Nachi will stop you getting Blaster, even if Nachi is removed.

    If Blaster wasn't in the wild, Nachi would be abhorent. But the thing is, Blaster is in the wild. It's folly to pretend otherwise.

    I can see the pragmatic value of this form of worm, as long as it follows the rule that it should under no circumstances do more damage than the worm that it blocks. Sure, I'd still like to kick the crap out of whoever released it, but I'd shake his hand first.

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    1. Re:Consider it this way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when the author comes back into your system on TCP port 707 (the backdoor coded into the worm) you can shake his hand, hand him a smoke, and ask "was it good for you?"

    2. Re:Consider it this way by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      As opposed to being able to run arbitrary code through the DCOM overflow? You're correct to stay anonymous, coward.

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      If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  138. Worms: The good, the bad, and windows update by m0smithslash · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you get right down to it, a worm or a virus is just a bit of code that updates your computer in some fashion. It allows your computer to perform some function it did not previously perform. In essence, it is no different than hitting windows update and hoping for the best.

    Well, of course there is a slight difference. With windows update, you ask for the update to happen. That is not the same as knowing what is really being changed. For example, the most recent windows update broke EI when it tries to talk to Squid. Also, I do not really know what is being updated by windows update, I just have to hope for the best.

    So, is leaving a port open any more of a security risk than pressing the "Windows Update" button? Either way I am giving people who I do not know and probably don't trust access to my computer.

    On the flip side, does a worm that improves my computer in some way any better than one that degrades my computer? Would it be ok for MicroSoft to release a worm that automatically upgrades EI? I think more right thinking people would agree that it is wrong, even if its for the right reasons. The end does not justify the means.

    Somewhere there is a line between right and wrong here. The problem of course is that there are so many people who do not understand what a worm or an update are, how can they possible do the right thing? Does a fix it worm make sysadmins lazy?
    Maybe. Does it help the little old lady who just wants to find out about her genealogy and does not know or care how her computer work? Absolutely. It also help those of us who have to help this little old lady out because she is out mother.

    Someday, the computer will be as easy to use as a microwave. Until then, I will take all the help I can get.

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    Your friend and well-wisher
    m0smithslash
    http://www.ferociousflirting.com
    1. Re:Worms: The good, the bad, and windows update by babyrat · · Score: 1

      Someday, the computer will be as easy to use as a microwave

      Yep - they are making microwaves harder to use everyday! Soon they will catch up to computers!

      BR

  139. think globally (/0) act locally (/16) by MikeyO · · Score: 1

    In the evening, I grep my firewall logs for offending IP addresses which are also from my ISP (which for me is basically in the same /16), send the log entries to my ISP, and I usually find that the offending IPs have been shut down early the next day. My ISP is of course much more likely to pay attention to my compaints becuase they have to keep me happy as a customer, so they actually do something about the problem.
    If everyone were to do this...

  140. It's buggy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It cannot really download any patches but keeps restarting machine after trying. I would not say it's beneficial for users if they can work 5 minutes from boot to another restart :-)

  141. This might not work by bethel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Worm's growth is exponential. It needs to reach a critical mass, then it unleashes itself. The problem with a worm that seals the vulnerability is that the growth will spiral downward exponentially. It's like a parasite that kills it's host too quickly. I'm not quite sure about the details, maybe a mathamatician can help me out, but my gut reaction is that this might not work.

  142. Could it be... by CowsAnonymous · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered if worms of these types were just worms written by a sysadmin of some company trying to delete the worm without going computer to computer, but somehow got out of the company's network...

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    CowsAnonymous: We're here to help moo.
  143. Implementing this on a smaller scale by Luminari · · Score: 1

    Why couldn't a worm be designed on purpose like this that would limit its exposure. For example lets say a company wants to make sure the patch gets put on all the employees computers (maybe even including home computers). From the beginning its designed to only affect say.. a certain group of IP addresses. The worm only tries to spread within its allowed parameters, and doesn't go elsewhere. This way a company or ISP could protect itself without bothering the outside world.

  144. blaster didnt take down my routers!@!@.... by caffeinex36 · · Score: 1

    blaster didn't take down my 2 big gun routers. Granted our cisco guys should have implimented ICMP throttling, but when you have 70k machines...and maybe half are patched....the rest generate lots of ICMP traffic.

  145. strangely enough by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny
    I thought this 'reversal' was obvious fodder for SOVIET RUSSIA jokes, but now I can't think of a good one...

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, worm fixes YOU! (I am not laughing, are you?)

    1. Re:strangely enough by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Searching Google for '"+in soviet russia" site:slashdot.org' returned 434 matches.

      Always room for one more I guess.

  146. Ah, but there are other uses for a car by Merk · · Score: 1

    A friend of a friend used to live downtown, and owned a Jeep. You know, the kind with the fabric tops, that simply could not be fully locked. Well, he never left anything valuable in his jeep. But, living downtown, he was pretty close to an area where there were quite a few prostitutes.

    Soon after moving downtown, he started noticing used condoms showing up on the floor of his jeep. It turns out that the girls found his vehicle a pretty convenient place with nice soft seats for doing their business.

    He found a good solution though, he walked around and made friends with all the various girls, and explained how he'd appreciate it if they didn't use his jeep that way. Because he was nice about it, and actually tried to be a friend, not only did they not use his car that way anymore, but they also kept a lookout, making sure that nobody else messed with his car.

    So... just remember, just because you have nothing valuable to steal in your car doesn't mean someone won't find a good use for it.

  147. Good vs Evil by JavaLord · · Score: 1

    If the person who made the "Good" worm comes forward and takes credit for it, I wouldn't be suprised if he was the same person who made the "Evil" one. Sounds like a good (albeit risky) way to build a rep.

    If it isn't the same person, then good for the "good worm" writer. However, this type of behaviour could really lead to problems, it only takes 1 mistake in this type of code to make a real mess. Ask Robert Morris.

  148. leave the car unlocked by Shabazz+Rabbinowitz · · Score: 1

    "See, once you move from a rural area to a bigger city, you start to get upset as thieves always seem to break into your car and steal anything of value. So, in order to not have to pay for another window or fix up a lock, they'll just leave the car unlocked with no valuables inside."

    Favorite apocryphal 70s New York City story:

    Manhattanite leaves his car on the street with the trunk open, the glove box open, the windows up but the doors unlocked. He's taped a note to the dashboard that reads: "No Radio."

    When he returns, he finds all four windows are smashed and the following response to his note: "Get one!"

  149. anyone ever think.. by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    that possibly one of the anti-virus groups might have deployed this as a test? I have been pondering the idea of such a worm to exist, that possibly someone would eventually create a worm that does good, hell, let's see more of this.

  150. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by Mryll · · Score: 1

    Agreed on this. A terrible if well-intentioned strategy. Getting blasted with ICMP packets today, seems to have a penchant for connecting to hosts in the same /16 or /24.

  151. oh sweet by fuckfuck101 · · Score: 0

    now the african continent just needs to wait for the anti-AIDs worm to hit and bam, problem solved!

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    Comment: Yes I realise the username 'fuckfuck101' makes me sound intelligent, no you cannot buy it from me.
    1. Re:oh sweet by gregarican · · Score: 1

      Maybe the median life expectancy would then climb past the 30 year mark. That would be epic.

  152. Home inspectors are responsible! by Danathar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I KNEW IT!!! I checked google and NACHI is (National Association of certified Home inspectors). Man. What a pro-active group! I wonder if NOT having this worm will lower my mortgage?

  153. This explains my Snort logs... by cblguy · · Score: 1
    I was poking around the web this morning, trying to find out why Snort was blabbering about these ICMP packets. The first hit was at 2:45am CST, but traffic really picked up about 7:45-8:00 am. I spent a bit this morning looking around, now I see what happened.

    The thing I don't like about this VIRUS is that it is now going to be ping sweeping away through the end of the year, cluttering my logs. That sucks.

  154. I'm dumb by Corporal+Tunnel · · Score: 1

    Two worms don't make a wright.

  155. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1

    "Hell, ProE on Mac OSX is better for both purposes than AutoCAD on windblows"

    And CATIA and SolidWorks on Windows are way better than both.

  156. Internet chatter about a Good Worm by JRHelgeson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is really interesting. Worms have been released to exploit machines and spread. This is the first known worm to actually try and repair damage.

    There was some talk on the Full Disclosure lists of releasing a worm such as this. Now it appears that someone has done it. Kudo's to them. Now the question becomes: Do we let this worm just run freely out there? Do we try to stop it?

    Past worms haven't been able to load updates like this simply because the vulnerabilities weren't as big as the RPC/DCOM vulnerability that is being used on this exploit/patch.

    The whole internet worm thing has become rather booring. The security community has already learned the lesson to be taught: patch your machines. It looks like there is now something new to take notice of with the Nachi worm.

    Now we need to come up with phrases such as: Are you a good worm, or a bad worm? Or White worms vs. Black worms.

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    Good security is based upon reality and common sense. Common sense is a function of having common knowledge.
    1. Re:Internet chatter about a Good Worm by Dzerzhinski · · Score: 1

      In 1988 an author (whose name I forgot) wrote a novel called HARD DRIVE in which the heroes stopped an evil computer virus by creating a counter virus . . . Really bad novel, actually. But it came back to mind reading this article. . .

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      Never trust a physicist further than his DeBroglie wavelength.
  157. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by dspeyer · · Score: 1
    Not all comprimised machines need to be rebuilt, nor will they. There are millions of boxen out there which are vulnerable to Blaster, but not maintained at that sort of level. Personal computers and lowly workstations aren't rebuilt that way, nor should they be.

    They are, however, perfectly effective at DOSing, and that effects responcible netizens too. This new worm protects us from that -- those who don't want it can secure their systems in the first place.

    OTOH, I do realize that Nichi style worms have a destructive potential. I think they're called for only when a Blaster style worm is growing large and planning a DOS or similar attack. In other words, no pre-emptive worms.

  158. Stress & Acne by goldspider · · Score: 1
    Every once in awhile, I'll get one or two little visitors on my otherwise perfect face, and it's always at a time when I'm a little more stressed over work than usual.

    I eat my share of junk food, but I don't think that's what causes the occasional zit. Even though IANAD (dermatologist) I have observed a strong correlation between stress and pimples.

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    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
    1. Re:Stress & Acne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M-O-O-N, that spells moon.

  159. The only thing it did for me... by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

    ...was temporarily put our Software Update Services server out of commission until the new DNS entry they made for www.msus.windowsupdate.com had enough time to propegate around the world. (or at least as far as my office)

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    Speak for yourself.
  160. Check with another dermatologist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And you'll get a different answer. It is sometimes bewildering to plow through the medical literature - i.e. smoking is good for you etc.

    And granted, most docs would *rather* tell you to pop/inject this or that antibiotic, and then check your blood every so often, and tack that onto your bill, but if you check around you will find Doctors recommending just the obvious: eating habits do indeed make a difference. Sometimes it just takes a little common sense.

  161. "Good" Viruses? by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

    Seems like what this person did might be a useful idea, although it could be implemented in a more proper way (i.e. it could auto-distribute, but it would alert the user on the "infected" system before taking any action and automatically remove itself after a set time period).

    Still, the potential of "good" viruses to help prevent the spread of harmful ones to users who are too computer illeterate or lazy to protect their own machines could be quite beneficial in the long run.

    Even distributing something like Norton AntiVirus using a virus type distribution / replication would be enormously beneficial I would say.

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    Understanding is a three edged sword. - Ambassador Kosh Naranek, Babylon 5
  162. Another "benevolent" Worm Idea by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 1

    In the spirit of this worm, do any of you hackers/crackers want to write a worm to gain access to my machine and complete my dissertation for me?

  163. The Big Question by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...is how good a job this worm does of

    • identifying susceptable machines without burning the network,
    • fixing exactly what needs to be fixed, no more, no less,
    and, most importantly, how does the quality of this unsolicited support per dollar compare with Windows Update or what private companies charge for this service?

    I've often thought that this is the proper way to clean up machines where sysadmins fail to do their own patching after a decent interval.

    In fact, if I were MS, I'd have someone do this, but disclaim any and all connection, for the obvious reason of legal liability.

    [But considering the extra powers authorities have in the case of human infection - witness the recent SARS outbreak - having a net Doctor authorized to release a vaccine for such a serious vulnerability as this RPC/DCOM, at some point after the general notification, seems reasonable to me.]

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    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  164. They did by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Governments need to sit up and take notice, this is serious stuff.

    The government warned people TWICE to install the patch last month.

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    "Sufferin' succotash."
  165. oh shut up by autopr0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After a while, these analogies become completely pointless. We all understand how these programs work, and we can talk about them specifically. Right or wrong on it's own merits, not because it's 'like' something both hypothetical and ridiculous in the real world.

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    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:oh shut up by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Should we shut up like a door, a fold-up bed, or like a guy who is talking to his mate about how fat his girlfriend is and just realises she is standing in earshot?

      I'm just being silly like a goose. Analogies only serve a purpose in a discussion when they are used for illustration of a single (explained) point. They suck like a vacuum cleaner when other unintended aspects of them are argued over.

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      http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
    2. Re:oh shut up by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      Analogies are mostly pointless. They are nothing more than a teaching mechanism. The point is to use the analogy to go somewhere else, and move on... having shown the students a brief path to your point which may or may not give them insight (note that for every student, there is a most effective analogy, depending on their viewpoint).

      In and of themselves, analogies serve no more useful purpose than as a stepping stone to what you are trying to teach.

      As a teaching mechanism, they are invaluable...but have to be tailored to the mind in which they are meant to reach.

      To any students of philosophy/grammar/pedantic assholes out there, I'm very aware that using the word "pointless" in this context is self-contradictory. Look at my statement as a whole, don't nitpick my semantics.

      Sorry autopr0n, I'm not disagreeing with you, just had to throw my own couple grams of bs in :)

      realityshunt

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      Democracy is susceptible to being led astray by having scapegoats paraded in front of the electorate.
  166. Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do slashdotters think they are so good at coming up with analogies? You see this in every single article. Someone creates a perfectly fine analogy and 8 people respond saying "actually, it would be more like your neighbor/daughter/lawn gnome..."

    Slashdotter : Good Analogy :: Rosie O'Donnell : Attractive

    1. Re:Good grief! by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      Slashdotter : Good Analogy :: Rosie O'Donnell : Attractive

      So would that be a meta-bad analogy?

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    2. Re:Good grief! by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Why do slashdotters think they are so good at coming up with analogies? You see this in every single article. Someone creates a perfectly fine analogy and 8 people respond saying "actually, it would be more like your neighbor/daughter/lawn gnome..."

      Some people just relate differently to unfamiliar analogies because they have a different set of experiences (ie: the analogy may not be meaningful if you have never experienced it before).

      I can make an analogy to musicial instruments (I play several), but if you have never played one, it would be meaningless to you, so you have to draw a different analogy, perhaps comparing to snow boarding (which I have no clue on) so its meaningless to me. Someone from from Europe may not be able to understand an analogy about "a 4th of July parade", etc.

      Slashdot is full of very different people from different places. Not everyone is fat, nerdy and like the comic book guy in the Simpsons (ok, most, but not me). A large minority are not even from the US. Its not unusual to use very different analogies because we are from such different backgrounds.

      Its kind of like how, oh....never mind :)

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    3. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the worst analogy I've ever seen.

      That would imply that either a Slashdotter is not a good analogy, or that Rosie O'Donnell cannot make a good attractive. (Whatever that means.)

    4. Re:Good grief! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually...

      If you read it out as analogies are supposed to be read it would be:

      Slashdotter is to a good analogy as Rosie O'Donnell is to attractive.

      Basically, the analogy is dripping with sarcasm and implies that /.'ers are about as good at creating analogies as Rosie O'Donnell is to looking attractive.

      It's a perfectly fine analogy :)

  167. As offtopic as it gets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Given that a ballot counter placed at the right location only needs to properly miscount some 500 and a few odd votes to decide quite significant things, I would say that seven of them would count for approximately twenty-four judges. Unfortunately you would need a supreme-court judge to make the entire process legit, and boy, are these expensive!

    But indeed, a well placed software developer trumps any number of counters.

  168. Re:So cool! It's just like getting "cow pox" by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's viral, so it's not really a vaccine. It's more like cow pox. Cow pox is contagious, but not severe. And, if you get cow pox, you become immune to small pox (and cow pox, of course) forever after.

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  169. Where can I get a copy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have 300+ NT4 and W2K workstations (on a non-internet-routeable network) that will take me weeks to touch every one to install the patch. This new worm sounds like just what I need :-)

    1. Re:Where can I get a copy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMS sounds like just what you need.

    2. Re:Where can I get a copy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus, you need to learn to write scripts *now*

  170. SuperWorms by LuYu · · Score: 1

    I am surprised that I did not see people talking about this right off the bat. Superworms were a concept where worms/viruses would use a P2P type of organization to enhance their infections, remain undetected, and update themselves. In the original paper I read (linked from this Slasdot story), the author postulated that the eventual outcome would be to have two or maybe multiple competing worm distributors battling for control over the entire Internet. Sounds like something from James Bond.

    Are we seeing the dawn of Superworms that update our computers and themselves without our knowledge or permission?

    In the case of Windoze, I do not mind. Windoze users gave up their freedom when they paid Big Brother Bill to lobby Washington to take away their freedom. But a few or even one individual controlling the entire Internet and, by extrapolation, most if not all world communication: That is frightening.

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    1. Re:SuperWorms by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In the case of Windoze, I do not mind. Windoze users gave up their freedom when they paid Big Brother Bill to lobby Washington to take away their freedom. But a few or even one individual controlling the entire Internet and, by extrapolation, most if not all world communication: That is frightening.

      Sorry you have such contempt for others that don't choose the same OS as you do.

      In response to your comments about super worms...

      One thing that is coming from Microsoft is a Layer 7 filter with a simple user confirmation interface to augment the firewall for incoming and outgoing traffic.

      It has the possibility to virtually remove any worm threat to Windows.

      I hope other OSes will follow suit and make Layer 7 filtering a standard feature on the desktop and not just in server environments providing routing and caching.

  171. I wrote a virus like this once by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    [I wish I'd seen this on Slashdot earlier, it probably won't get read now :-(]

    Some history:

    Waaay back in the mists of time (1988) I was a 1st-year undergrad in Physics. Together with a couple of friends, I wrote a virus, just to see if we could, and let it loose on just one of the networked machines in the year-1 lab.

    I guess I should say that the virus was completely harmless, it just prepended 'Copyright (c) 1988 The Virus' to the start of directory listings. It was written for Acorn Archimedes/BBC micro's (the lab hadn't got onto PC's by this time, and the Acorn range had loads of ports, which physics labs like :-)

    It spread like wildfire. People would come in, log into the network, and become infected because the last person to use their current computer was infected. It would then infect their account, so wherever they logged on in future would also infect the computer they were using then. A couple of hours later, and most of the lab was infected.

    You have to remember that virii in those days weren't really networked. They came on floppy disks for Atari ST's and Amiga's. I witnessed people logging onto the same computer "to see if they were infected too". Of course, the act of logging in would infect them...

    Of course "authority" was not amused. Actually they were seriously unamused, not that they caught us. They shut down the year-1,2,3 network and disinfected all the accounts on the network server by hand. Ouch.

    There were basically 3 ways the virus could be activated:
    • typing any '*' command (eg: "*.", which gave you a directory listing. Sneaky, I thought, since the virus announced itself when you did a '*.' When you thought you'd beaten it, you'd do a '*.' to see if it was still there :-)
    • The events (keypress, network, disk etc.) all activated the virus, and also re-enabled the interrupts, if they had been disabled
    • The interrupts (NMI,VBI,..) all activated the virus, and also re-enabled the events, if they had been deactivated.


    We hadn't really counted on just how effective this was. Within a few days of the virus being cleansed (and everyone settling back to normal), it suddenly made a re-appearance again, racing through the network once more within an hour or two. Someone had put the virus onto their floppy disk (by typing *. on the floppy rather than the network) and had then brought the disk back into college and re-infected the network.

    If we thought authority was unamused last time, this time they held a meeting for the entire department, and calmly said the culprit when found would be expelled. Excrement and fans came to mind. Of course, they thought we'd just re-released it, but in fact it was just too successful for comfort...

    Since we had "shot our bolt", owning up didn't seem like a good idea. The only solution we came up with was to write another (silent, this time :-) virus which would disable any copy of the old one, whilst hiding itself from the users. We built in a time-to-die of a couple of months, let it go, and prayed...

    We had actually built in a kill-switch to the original virus, which would disable and remove it - we didn't want to be infected ourselves (at the start). Of course, it became a matter of self-preservation to be infected later on in the saga - 3 accounts unaccountably (pun intended :-) uninfected... It wasn't too hard to destroy the original by having the new virus "press" the key combination that deleted the old one.

    So, everyone was happy. Infected with the counter-virus, but happy. "Authority" thought they'd laid down the law, and been taken seriously (oh if they knew...) and we'd not been expelled. Everyone else lost their infections within a few months ...

    Anyway. I've never written anything remotely like a virus since [grin]

    Simon.

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    1. Re:I wrote a virus like this once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pretty cool. You should keep that story in mind for your grandchildren.

      Damn, I wish I could be your grandchild. I'd get a trip on this story. 8)

      Philip

  172. Cry FOUL!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey man, I've patented the concept of worms/viruses/trojans which go around and remove other worms/viruses/trojans. Everybody out there who gets hit by this new worm owes me license royalty money!!!!

  173. Sounds like Windows Media Player by DrSkwid · · Score: 2, Funny

    It still runs code on a machine without the permission of the owner, and is therefore a virus.

    Or Gator.

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  174. A quick note by dtfinch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although this looks like a great little worm, going after a nasty, poorly written worm, it effectively launches a DDOS attack against the real windowsupdate site, by downloading patches as it spreads at an exponentially increasing rate.

    1. Re:A quick note by valkraider · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How can it spread at an exponentially increasing rate, since once it "infects" it fixes the hole? Wouldn't it by it's very nature then spread quickly at first but then begin to slow? I hope they built some sort of "timeout" into it though, so that if it doesn't find any open machines within x amount of time it stops. Otherwise we'll have a million machines sitting around trying to find a bunch of machines that have already been patched.

  175. you people.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are all pigs. Ya, joke around that's it. All news on Slashdot is one big joke. "MAYBE we should do SOMETHING about Microsoft and DRM. Ya, We MIGHT have to do something. Maybe slap them in the wrist or something. Look at me, I said anti-anti-Blaster-worm-worm-worm. That's Hilarious! ha ha." THIS is so cute, THAT is cute. Bashing Microsoft is just a cliche, everything is cute and nothing is worth giving a shit about. I hope you all become slaves to the American fasciast pigs.

  176. Where's the source? by Ryan+O'Rourke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd sure like to see the source of this new worm. How is anyone to know for sure that it's only intentions are good until a full analysis has been done?
    And if it is a "good virus" then why is it not open source? It should have nothing to hide, right?

  177. no better than the original by yetanothertechie · · Score: 1

    So, unknown, untrusted code is running on your system without your knowledge. I'm sorry, folks, I don't care what the intentions are, this is a bad, bad idea.

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    1. Re:no better than the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, unknown, untrusted code is running on your system without your knowledge.

      Like this isn't happening every day you run a closed-source OS or application.

    2. Re:no better than the original by yetanothertechie · · Score: 1

      Presumably, even when you choose to run a closed-source OS or app you know what you're running, you trust that it will do what you expect, and it's running, obviously, with your knowledge .

      Was my original post unclear?

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  178. Minor correction to Robin Hood analogy by shutton · · Score: 1

    Each person that has his purses strings cut is given his own set of tights and instructed to do the same.

    Yes, eventually you end up with a very overpopulated forest where all the 'Hoods are desperately trying to rob each other.

    And bomb full of attitude adjustment gas goes off at the end of the year and they forget why they're all in the forest.

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  179. What an odd choice of wording by adrizk · · Score: 1

    You may have had it for a while now, but I had it first you insensitive clod!

    Hmm... tomorrow's headlines?

    SCO to IBM: "You're still infringing on our IP, you insensitive clods."

  180. Yoda says by freakkster · · Score: 1

    Begun this worm war has

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  181. Re:I feel very comfortable ... with the Simpsons by robi2106 · · Score: 1

    As opposed to our giant space ant overlords?

    "Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them.

    One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

    robi

  182. Scripts do no good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You still have to touch each and every desktop to run them. Login scripts are no good either, they require the user to log off and back on. Sometimes the end users at difficult-to-reach locations leave their machines logged in for weeks at a time. Remotely-rebooting the machines out from under the end users will piss them off.

  183. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

    The real cure it to get rid of insecure software like Microsoft makes.

    I have seen and worked in plenty of networks in which windows based systems ran every bit as securely as their Unix counterparts. I've even seen Windows systems deployed that were far more secure than their Unix counterparts.

    Companies that don't start moving toward secure platforms deserve to die.

    So does that include the Cancer Research Institute who happens to be running IIS? Besides, if microsoft hasn't been moving towards securing their systems, I don't know who has.

  184. It's Hexidecimal!! by Bates · · Score: 1

    For those of you who haven't seen the forth season of the geek-classic ReBoot, a supervirus with a French accent named Daemon was attempting to infect and "bring unity" to the entire Net. The ReBoot heros modified Hexidecimal with the cure, and sent her over the net, just before Daemon's timer was up. Why oh why did they cancel that series. It was fun.

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    1. Re:It's Hexidecimal!! by lrucker · · Score: 1

      Disney cancelled it when they bought ABC because they didn't want any kids programming except their own.

    2. Re:It's Hexidecimal!! by Bates · · Score: 1

      It has changed hands more than that. Cartoon network had it for a while, and YTV in Canada had it for a while too. Now nobody is funding it... Which is too bad, because the last episode made ended somewhat on a cliffhanger. Need to start petitioning for new episodes. At least the company that made it (Mainframe) won't go out of business anytime soon, they actually do a lot of work, like commercials and other goofy little animations. Most cheap CG you see is done by them.

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  185. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by babyrat · · Score: 1

    The real cure it to get rid of insecure software like Microsoft makes. Companies that don't start moving toward secure platforms deserve to die.

    And what secure operating system would you suggest? I seem to see a lot of security patches coming out for a bunch of operating systems. If people don't install them they won't help. Just like people not installing the MS Patch that was available for a LONG time before the worm hit.

  186. The question is, have you popped someone else's? by stewby18 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, this isn't the equivalent of popping a zit. A much better parallel would be an armed group, going around and popping the zits of everyone they encountered while holding them at gun/knife point.

  187. Article in Seattle P-I by wytcld · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Seattle Post-Intelligencer, in an article on this, reports that "public safety systems in Seattle don't use Windows software." Talk about not recognizing a prophet in his home town....

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  188. Computer, Heal Thyself.... by Hallowed · · Score: 2, Funny
    Why doesn't M$ release patches that do this??? Hmmmmmm.....

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  189. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by W32.Klez.A · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah, because Gaim is sooo much better than Trillian.

  190. IRL...... by mesmartyoudumb · · Score: 1

    Sure... but when was the last time a nurse jabbed you in the ass with a vaccine while you were walking........... /i

    Yeah........if i was has a nasty virus that made me reboot irl,then why no,no i wouldn't be bothered at all.

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  191. Less aggressive idea by petwalrus · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Wouldn't it be an excellent idea for someone to set up a counter-attack program which is essentially a virus listener which responds only when it recieves the infection string from the Blaster virus, at which time it will reverse DNS the incoming address, then start sending out conter-attack packets to that machine, which will uninstall the Blaster virus, and turn that machine into a counter-attack node.

    This has the benefit of lowering the overall amount of traffic that is broadcast, and /.'ers would be happy to run these servers and eventually the viruses spread would logarithmically decay.

    I am of assuming that there is some way to re-infect a already infected machine with new code. This may or may not be possible.

  192. A defense of the White Worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that this is the Internet fixing itself. The victims of these worms and viruses aren't just the owners of the infected machines. Depending on the payload, these viruses clog up the net, send spams to uninfected people, launch DOS attacks, etc. By not securing YOUR network against attack, you are being negligent and can harm others.

    As I see it, this kind of white-blood-cell virus is defensible in much the same way as forced quarantene is. Yes, it may inconvenience people in Hong Kong who are uninfected, but it's for the good of the entire system.

    So to address this:

    Do you know how much work goes into protecting large corporate networks, rigorous testing of each and every patch before it goes into production, reacting to IDS alerts, identifying potentially vulnerable environments, etc...

    I'd have to say, "Yeah? I dont' care what rigorous testing you do--if you're vulnerable, it's better for you and your network to be hit by the "good" virus than the bad one. Because if you don't close the hole yourself in time, someone's gonna do it for you for the good of the Internet.

    That's just my thought on the matter.

  193. Re:that's cute - Microsoft by talldark · · Score: 1

    You never know - maybe Microsoft released cleanup as an "internet windowsupdate - mandatory!" :)

    R

  194. Re:The question is, have you popped someone else's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    take a high school biology class and learn what puss is made of

  195. Interesting Concept by Bruha · · Score: 1

    I believe it's been mentioned before but this is interesting that someone would write a virus to go out and fix the probem on PC's.

    Maybe he got tired of getting hit by code red, and the other variants that you always still see pinging your webservers and such.

    If the sysadmin is lazy this is his dream a virus that does his job :)

  196. But it's not black and white by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    But the corporate systems aren't either the problem or the victim here. If you're patched up and properly firewalled, you won't get either worm. (If you're not...)

    The problem is the millions of home or small business PCs that are not administered by people who are paid to spend their time monitoring the security mailing lists, installing numerous patches and verifying their correctness, monitoring critical systems to ensure they aren't compromised, and otherwise making security a full-time job.

    Some of these people are informed and smart. They install patches regularly, run personal firewalls, etc. These people aren't the problem either.

    But the rest, the ones whose systems aren't protected, the ones who are going to get the "white worm", are the ones who are going to be causing the problems with MSBlast.

    Now, the ethics of releasing a worm like this are obviously questionable. The practical benefits, however, could be pretty significant if it's done well. I don't think this is as black and white an issue as either side is making out on this thread.

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  197. So, basically... by nacturation · · Score: 1

    someone just finished reading Seth Godin's Unleashing the Ideavirus and had too much time on their hands?

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  198. The Lee Majors worm by DarkElven1 · · Score: 1

    "We can rebuild it...we can make it faster....stronger....better...." Anyone have $6 million they could lend me?

  199. Well... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.

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  200. MSBLASTER: coming from an MS programmer ? by master_p · · Score: 1

    This new fixing virus just reenforces the idea that the BLASTER virus was written by someone from inside Microsoft that new the system's vulnerabilities too well.

  201. WTF? by vandan · · Score: 2

    Spoiled sports!
    Exactly what kind of cracker writes stuff like this?

  202. Was Blaster a cool worm or am I under-informed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There has been discussion in my office (dialup technical support) about the blaster worm and we all seem to agree it was really neet. I thought it was interesting in that no user interaction was necessary to get it. Just connect and you get it. It has had some interesting side effects, such as it can disable copy and paste in word, and kill the office assistant (man, if only that was all it did I would want it) it can also kill java in IE. And causes a runtime error in the earthlink total access 2003 mail client.

    Just interesting things along with the obvious shut down your machine when you connect to the net.

    It also seems to be written to be able to be removed without damaging your data. It occurs to me that it could have destroyed every system it was in if the programmer wanted it to.

    Are these new? or am I just not aware of another worm that spread in a similar manner?

    Let me know.

  203. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by Quino · · Score: 1

    Isn't the windows version of Catia new? I thought that ran on Unix-like systems forever (meaning, I can't imagine Catia wouldn't run great or better on Unix than Windows).

  204. Why does the anti-worm have to spread the same way by weave · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Why does this anti-worm have to seek out new hosts to infect? Can't it just sit and listen for an attack from an infected host, then grab the source IP and then go attack and clean that host?

    If it did that, eventually it would self-kill all infected hosts until the few that remained can't find anyone else to infect.

    Might make a good math exercise. As a host is cleaned and listens for attacks, it cleans other hosts, then those hosts also assume vigilante role. Eventually you'd have less and less infected hosts searching for victims and more and more former victims waiting to be found. I would expect the count of infected hosts to reach zero at some point, given that the method to find new hosts is random enough. Question is, how many events would have to occur to reach zero!

  205. Not cool by geoswan · · Score: 1
    And, as this RISKS article illustrates, it is old news. Set the wayback machine for 1982 Sherman.

    I know RISKS discussed beneficial viruses a long time ago. I am still searching for that discussion. My recollection though was that the consensus opinion was that it was a bad idea...

  206. Hey wait a minute, it was in Chapter 2... by EverLurking · · Score: 1
    For those of you who read Stealing The Network (fun read BTW, writing is a bit inconsistent across the various authors, but the content is eye opening), will note that this is alot like the little anti-worm that was cooked up by the fictional White Hat in Chapter 2: The Worm Turns by Ryan Russel and Tim Mullen.

    Life imitating art? Or has this been happening for awhile now? Hmmmmm.....

    DaveC

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  207. Re:YOU WILL NEVER MAKE MONEY ON THIS SITE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "maximum number of ads suppressed per day "

    WTF?

    echo 127.0.0.1 ads.osdn.com >> etc\hosts

    Beeeeeotches!

  208. Would you mind posting your IP address? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Folks will be more than happy to inform you of the many holes in many packages installed out of the box for several linux distros-- wu-ftpd, for instance, that have let folks 0wn3r7 linux boxes in the last couple of years...

    1. Re:Would you mind posting your IP address? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Folks will be more than happy to inform you of the many holes in many packages installed out of the box for several linux distros-- wu-ftpd, for instance, that have let folks 0wn3r7 linux boxes in the last couple of years...

      Actaully, if you take a look at my journal, it's already there.

      Also note that wu-ftpd is not linux. It's about as much "linux" as Microsoft Office is "Windows".

  209. Shoot, Viruses, not virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe someone should release a worm to replace network traffic containing the term 'virii' with the correct term, 'Viruses'.

  210. Mark Parent down by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    for the serioulsly seriously stupid statement.

    Windows is not a minor alignment issue. It is more of a "is safe until key in ignition is turned" type problem - and I'm actually paid to support it so I think I have experience in picking up the pieces...

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  211. This is a non-event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who pay attention to this sort of thing already had their machines patched. The driving-while-drunk-and-blind ignoramuses who still don't realize there's an msblast worm won't know or care about this one. Nor do they really give a damn what's running on their machine. So I say, let the worm spread!!!

  212. Moderators - Interesting! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    That's the most interesting thought I've read under this whole story. Moderators - to work!

    It does seem to fit in with the auto-update, but even so I'll bet there would still be troubles. Who knows if all corperate users have licences like that? A worm knows no contract boundaries...

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  213. Actually... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's more like the lock on your door is faulty so that someone only has to jiggle it to get in. Unlike the burglars, I break into your house to quickly replace the lock on the door then secure it on my way out.

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  214. Thanks, but no thanks by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    So that's what all those ICMP echo requests were. They got dropped into the same bit bucket as all the port 135 RPC packets.

    I hope I didn't miss anything important.

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  215. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by digitalunity · · Score: 1

    SolidWorks rocks! I have designed some sweet car parts in SW. Except, I can't seem to find anyone around here with a 4 axis CNC mill to cut anything for me without charging me a gazillion dollars :(

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  216. Re:So cool! It's just like getting "cow pox" by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
    It's viral, so it's not really a vaccine. It's more like cow pox. Cow pox is contagious, but not severe. And, if you get cow pox, you become immune to small pox (and cow pox, of course) forever after.

    Since that also relies on your own immune system (recognizing the cow pox as foreign and developing a response to it that just happens to work against smallpox, too) it still isn't really equivalent. A better analogy might be a retrovirus that deletes or damages the genes for the apparently unnecessary co-receptors that the HIV virus needs (along with CD4) to cause infection.

  217. So design the worm in a different way. by zoloto · · Score: 1

    Just in theory, say I wrote a worm that scanned networks for unpatched systems. Once detected the program would leave a small text file on your desktop stating "READ ME TO SECURE YOUR COMPUTER". Inside the file would be an explanation on what was done in layman's terms and technical jargon also giving the URL's to microsoft's website with links to directly download to the .exe and the informational page itself. AND the source code for the worm itself (which after 7 days would terminate).

    Would this be acceptable or not? IMHO it's like putting a note on someone's car door or house/apartment door saying... Please lock your door or someone could do something much worse next time.

    To me this may be questionable, but I'm all for honesty and giving the user a choice.

    Just me 0.02c
    What do you guys think??

  218. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't a bad idea.
    How about using PUSH technology, while giving the user a choice to update or not. No one is going to go to an obscure MS website (mom & pop aren't techies) to download a patch for a funny sounding "feature" called 'DCOM'

    Get real! PUSH technology is what MS will probably and almost certianly should do.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The default config for the latest XP and 2K service packs is now "Push" -- at least the notification pops up on your system tray.

      You can also configure it to push download, or push install the patches.

  219. Thank you by Marrow · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your help. A friend sent me one link which is pretty detailed: http://www.blackviper.com/WinXP/servicecfg.htm

    But, this does not tell what ports belong to what service.

  220. Licenses for computer users by solprovider · · Score: 1

    If you want to own and use a computer, especially one connected to the internet, you have an implied obligation to make sure you know how to use and care for it properly.

    Have you EVER worked tech support? I did it for home consumers buying their first computer from 1995 to 1996, and then for corporate users from 1996 to 1997. And those people were trendy. Now anybody can buy a com-poo-tah.

    The home user will call for help plugging in the wires. (Color coding helps, but you stil have to tell that the green connector goes into the green plug.) Then they call every time there is a message they do not understand. (What is the difference between "Shutdown", "Standby", "Restart", and "Restart in MSDOS mode"? I just want to turn it OFF.) Then they call when they want it to do something but do not want to research it in any way. (I want to send a fax of this paper. I hold it to the screen and nothing happens. Did you buy a scanner? No.)

    They want every ability they imagine without even knowing if the machine they bought can do that. They only worry about what they see. Any virus that does not announce itself will survive until the user calls tech support and is told to run the "Recovery disk". (Then they call back because they cannot open that picture they saved last week.)

    Corporate users are slightly better because:
    1. They have proven they have some brains, since they have escaped the retail world.
    2. Their questions must be job-related.
    3. The IT group set up the machine much better than any seller to home consumers.

    Just like when you own a car. When your ignorance begins to impact and harm other people, any claim of innocence gets tossed right out.

    In the US, a license is required to drive a car. You need to pass a theoretical and a practical test before you get the license.

    A computer just requires some money. It is now possible to buy one for one week's take-home from working in a fast food job.

    And yes, any computer that touches the internet has the ability to "impact and harm other people."

    Who handles the licensing process?

    The seller just wants to sell computers. Do you think they will put any restrictions on who can give them money? Besides, just get your techie friend to buy it.

    The internet provider wants that monthly income. Can you force them to put restrictions on who can give them money?

    I believe the ISPs should be held responsible for these types of problems. They firewall everything. If you want to open a particular port, you sign a contract that you will pay for any problems caused by its use.
    - Port 135: Why would ANYBODY want this exposed?
    - Port 25: Any spam reported and you pay a $500 fine and it is closed for 1 week. This will not stop the spammers, but will stop machines from being used as unknowing relays. Or the ISP can test the few people who are running SMTP servers once a month and alert the user that there is an issue. If it is not fixed by a second test, then fines and the port is closed.

    I do not think it is possible to require anybody to be licensed to use a computer. No law aimed at the home consumer can be effective. So aim the laws at the ISPs, so they are universal. Keep them simple while forcing the ISPs to allow anything if the consumer is willing to accept responsibility.

    IMPORTANT: If the law does not require them to open the ports on demand, then they will just close the ports for everyone. We would soon have email being tunnelled though port 80, and the concept of ports in TCP would die.

    I put the fine at $500. The user had to ASK for that port to be open. And the fine should be enough that it is more expensive than paying someone to fix it. It should be cheaper to find someone to configure your SMTP server (or remove the trojan server) than to pay the fines.

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    I spend my life entertaining my brain.
    1. Re:Licenses for computer users by Jardine · · Score: 1

      Port 135: Why would ANYBODY want this exposed?

      Exchange uses it. Why anybody would want to use exchange is anyone's guess, but I've lost count of the number of people I've talked to who can't connect to their exchange server because their ISP is blocking port 135. The ISPs also seem to enjoy denying that port 135 is blocked (no big surprise, the people that answer the phones are rarely told about this type of thing).

  221. Re:that's cute - Microsoft by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    maybe Microsoft released cleanup as an "internet windowsupdate - mandatory!" :)

    That would fit with their philosophy of *embrace and extend*. Microsoft Viruses(R), the only DRM- and Palladium-compatible viruses. Catch one today! :)

  222. Nothing like proving his point. by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    Boy, nothing like proving his point in not time flat by showing the ignorance that can be the linux community sometimes.

    His point was, if a user ran out and bought a copy of Linux there are many scripting exploits out there that would tank a machine before it could patch itself. I don't think there is one for current distributions - but that doesn't mean one can't be found in the future.

    Behind a firewall? I thought linux WAS a firewall. At least with Redhat it ASKS you to install the firewall - and even if it did and you selected 'medium' security the wu-ftpd exploit would have hacked it because port 21 is open under 'medium' as I recall.

    I had the same thing happen with RH 6.2 when RH 7.0 first came out. I was downloading patches via my cable modem and a buffer overrun occured within 1 hr of me isnstalling. I dont' remember for sure but I think it was the atd process.

    At the time, I had no idea how to run linux and didn't think that people would script hacks of linux because it's the *real* os and no one would want to hack it like they do MS.

    Proves that there are assholes that just do this for fun IMHO.

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    As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

  223. Looking on the bright side to much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Sure it all looks like a time saving worm for all the admins out there, but what it does is very, very bad for the avarage security on the internet (a figure that has to be around 0,3 already no mather what scale you want to measure it by).

    Like all worms that scan all posible hosts randomly instead of simply attacking host known to be vulnarable blaster is advertising vulnarable hosts to the world. A worm could prevent this by checking make and version of the e-mail clients used to send mail in the mailboxes of an infected hosts and reply to vulnarable ones instead of every host in the adres book. Also for webservers the type of webserver serving the pages read during normal browsing of an infected client could be abused to find vulnarable server. By attacking only hosts very likely to be vulnarable a worm will not only stay undetected for much longer (it wont apear hundreds of times in firewall logs or d-shield), it will also stop vigilante internet users (or their worms) stoping infected host by going after their infececting attempts. (providing the worm is undetected, OR very few vigilante net users are running vulnarable systems)

    By scanning randomly, infected hosts are advertising their vulnarability to the world. Combine this with recent worms (nimbda and blaster) which opened backdoors for easy entrance, and infected hosts with a fast connection "broadcasting" faster and thus to more hosts is a recipy for attracting script kidies looking for easy targets for DDoS drones, bounce servers or warez servers.

    If an admin where to kick blaster out of a machine taken by a script kidie after a worm the extra backdoors, DDoS tools or warez might get noticed and cleaned out, not with this worm! This worm stops and deletes blaster.exe (while leaving the startup registry key, which just might mean everyone could put a blaster.exe in the path for local privelege escalation). If this new worm where to desinfect a host it might leave a perfectly secure unattented DDoS node on the net becouse no admin noticed something being wrong. ("system rebooted 2 or 3 times, doing fine now, continue playing minesweeper"), this is bad couse no mather how good your OS security is, defending against DDoS is tough, especially from these unatented windows systems. If things where really bad you could crack these zombies to get the DDoS clients out, but this worm just might close the last entrance for that.

  224. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by vsprintf · · Score: 1

    Besides, if microsoft hasn't been moving towards securing their systems, I don't know who has.

    Okay, I'll bite -- I never could resist a straight line. Sure, Microsoft has been inching up on security for over twenty years, and at the rate they're going, Windows 2200 should be secure. That'll be another ten code reviews, right? :)

  225. Re:The question is, have you popped someone else's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
    created a pussy to their own design.

    First was a butcher, with a smart wit,
    and using a knife he gave it a slit.

    Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
    with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

    Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
    by using red velvet, he lined it within.

    Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
    with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

    Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
    threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

    Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
    he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.

    Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
    he sucked it and fucked it, and called called it a c***.

    -- unknown

  226. Who goes there ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "good" worm carries the distinctive string "SKYNET".

    Rumours are that it also likes to play a special DOOM mod.

    Have a good day.

  227. Heard it here First! by kevlar · · Score: 1

    I'm not naming names, but you heard the concept HERE First.

  228. Send a worm to kill a worm by Information+Minister · · Score: 0

    Virus fighting in the 21st century.

  229. Terminator 4 - Rise of the worms by EqualSlash · · Score: 2, Funny
    Terminator(Nachi) has arrived to terminate the evil MSBlaster Worm.
    "Removal of W32/Lovsan.worm.a The worm also looks for and removes W32/Lovsan.worm.a from an infected system. It achieves this by targeting MSBLAST.EXE. (The process is terminated if running on the victim machine.)"
    Asta la vista baby !
    "Self removal:
    When the system clock reaches Jan 1, 2004, the worm will delete itself upon execution."
    It Will be Back !
  230. Proactive security by Falconpro10k · · Score: 1

    Anything near this box now is highly secured, (after 15 calls to run to peoples houses and fix blaster, and then patch the box) i got like 3 f-prots running, spamassassin on all incoming mail, and tons of other stuff. My firewall is much more secure now, and everything... I will NOT put up with this script kiddie garbage anymore... i just wish people would think security, i guess linux users think about it more than win users, because nix users dont get hit with a million popups... and most windows users ARENT wise enough to click NO or turn off activeX -- All hail the penguin

  231. Did you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    In Soviet Russia, shop sets up drug dealer!

  232. Re:give it about a week. I've got a better cure. by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

    Well, ok, that did give me a chuckle, but seriously. I think they've made some very substantial progress towards improving Windows security, and I'm not just talking bugs in code. For example, Active Directory allows administrators to set security settings for all the computers in a domain so you can more effectively control things like script execution and active x controls and lots and lots of other stuff. We now have free tools like SUS (Software Update Services) to help us distribute patches across our network. Now XP ships with it's own built in software firewall. Also the authentication mechanisms supported in 2000 and XP are greatly improved over NT. We've also got neat semi useful tools like MBSA (Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer) and the iis_lockdown wizard. And let's not forget the Windows Dos line is dead. I'm not saying they have the best security around, but they have definitely made some very real very substantive improvements.

  233. Firewall Log by Tiado · · Score: 1

    My firewall sure is showing a lot of Ping attempts, thankfully they've all been blocked, just like the probes from the original worm.

  234. A new virus infects the Blaster Worm? by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    <LUSERMODE>Where can I download the patch for My Blaster?</LUSERMODE>

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    CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  235. Inoculation? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I agree that any worm seems bad but as you say there are so many people that don't know how to patch their own machines or are just to lazy. Since the worms are hurting the Net as a community doesn't the community have some right to force people to protect themselves? I for one would find it acceptable if all worms would be followed by counter-worms that patched systems infected or at risk. Obviously, if you were a careful admin of your systems you'd already be patched and therefore at no risk of this inoculation. I would however be annoyed if these forced patches started happening before there was an evil counterpart using the exploit.. as I have reasons for sometimes delaying patches.

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    At what price learning? At what cost wisdom? The price is a man's peace of mind, and the cost is his life.
  236. I was thinking... by kcb93x · · Score: 1

    On how to make one that would be able to be 'certified' to be a good anti-virus virus. (or worm, or whatever)

    Basically, it phones home to a central server (can't add code to itself- would be able to crack and create quick copy without any problem) with a 'key' created by parts of the hardware. Then, home server sends back other 'key' that is stored in windows (or whatever OS) in a certain spot- error log, creates program, etc with that 'key' and a link to the central server's web site that you can enter your 'key' into and verify that you have a valid 'certified' virus. Ala XP.

    Maybe even make this a program...wait...doesn't that sound like...*gasp* antivirus software now?

    Back on topic, but this would be a way to do it. Except:

    1) You would need massive hosting space (or dedicated 'net access) to do this.

    2) Server (and likely you) residing in a country that isn't touched by the DMCA.

    Unless...

    You had it as part of Windows that could automatically update the machines(s). But, now you're talking about Windows Update (once again an already born product)

    But, either one of these could sell. Idea under #2 could work, especially for those not running XP (where autoupdate is a feature) such as 98, etc where mass installs would be good (and for those without a local IT guy who can remotely update a whole set, or without an IT guy at all...ala phone call to tech support which cost megabucks per call/visit/comp/whatever)

    Just my $0.02**

    **-varies, depending on inflation and local currency exchange rates.

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    There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
  237. Lookie here by whelck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ICMP traffic -http://isc.sans.org/images/icmpfp.png FYI - that Source range the looks like it's generating the traffic seems to exist in the 141.211 - 141.213 range -- University of Michigan...

  238. Linux saves Microsoft Update - news at 11 by ziegast · · Score: 1
    An article says that Microsoft averted the distributed denial of service attack effects of the virus...

    Key quote:
    The attack was apparently an attempt to cripple the site and make it more difficult for users to protect their computers against the Blaster worm. But Microsoft on Friday changed the way it routes computers to the site, averting the attack.

    Take a look how they did it:
    windowsupdate.microsoft.com.
    IN CNAME windowsupdate.microsoft.com.edgesuite.net.

    wind owsupdate.microsoft.com.edgesuite.net.
    IN CNAME a822.cd.akamai.net.
    While larege web sites normall use Akamai's services to serve static content (images/media/text) to the world on a massive scale (thousands of servers, gigabits/second of traffic), they leveraged their infrastructure to implement what I call the "Save Your Ass" DDoS protection product. They use their farms of web servers as reverse proxy cache web servers for your web site. The servers would forward legitimate dynamic requests to your web server and serve cached images directly. Since SYN floods aren't valid requests, they'd get dropped at Akamai. Microsoft would deal with only a normal amount of traffic.

    Akamai kicks butt (used them myself, and their competitors, too), but Akamai is expensive - once quoted at $1000/Mbps a couple years ago. Even if Microsoft's Windows Update service still works properly, they now have real monetary damages due to a security flaw because they now have to pay Akamai for service.

    Interesting note: Akamai is/was mostly Linux-powered. So are Microsoft OS clients talking through Linux boxes to get to Microsft?

    Linux saves Microsoft - news at 11.

    -ez

    Karma - Whore (based on your use of Anonymous Coward when posting garbage)
  239. Reminds me of.. by gazoombo · · Score: 1

    The time that i told everyone in our highschool 'Happy Mole day!' while in the computer lab during chemistry class. Yeah people weren't very happy.

    --
    John Hancock
  240. Try 1,300,000 pings per minute! by dmeranda · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On my linux firewall guarding a company network I was seeing way over 1 million ping packets per minute at one point! I'd call that a DDoS attack! From the inside out.

    For those with Linux firewalls, try the following iptables rules to rate limit those ping packets:

    # CREATE A NEW TABLE
    iptables -N ping_throttle

    iptables -A ping_throttle \
    -m limit -p limit --limit 10/sec -j RETURN

    iptables -A ping_throttle -j DROP

    # PUT IN FORWARD CHAIN (echo request and reply)
    iptables -I FORWARD 1 \
    -m icmp -p icmp --icmp-type 8 -j ping_throttle

    iptables -I FORWARD 1 \
    -m icmp -p icmp --icmp-type 0 -j ping_throttle
    1. Re:Try 1,300,000 pings per minute! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      test

  241. Re:So cool! It's just like getting "cow pox" by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

    Moooo.

    Oh, wait....

    realityshunt

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  242. worm my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, in the olden days, we didnt have "computers" or "pacman video games" or even your "dan fogelberg". All we had were pouring salt on slugs and chasing snakes. Worms, how ridiculous. Worms are faggots. or is that not politically correct enough for you computer freaks?! I FOUGHT IN 'NAM AND WE DIDNT TAKE BULLCRAP FROM WORMS!!

  243. Hackers delight by KingRob · · Score: 1

    Whether it's port 135 or pings, I'm sitting here watching my firewall reject these packets.

    While the computer is vulnerable, it's not exactly saying so. With the worm doing it's thing the computers are now saying "hack me, I've got holes!"

    If I were a dodgy sort, I could be collecting these IPs and installing backdoors on them all, for my later use.

    Personally, if I knew I had the worm, I wouldn't trust the computer any longer.
    It would be a format/reinstall.

  244. target that explosion and fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It patches the hole and wipes out the worm if present, then deletes itself
    in 2004. Great...except, MSBlaster wasn't the only thing that took
    advantage of the RPC/DCOM exploit. Oops. Now the system administrator has
    no cause to take any of the above steps because from his view, sitting in
    his office running the latest eEye scanner, the machine was never
    vulnerable."


    i just read like 400 posts and yours was the only one to convince me that it was a bad thing for this to get wiped. sometimes i love slashdot.

  245. imagine theres no heaven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its easy if you try

  246. How Long Have We Had ... by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

    ... the idea that worms could fight worms, remotely, and patch end users' systems?

  247. Microsoft should take initative by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

    Think about it: If they know about a security hole, they should corner the market and exploit it first to patch the hole.

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  248. true by mekkab · · Score: 1

    I agree, however the term "Virus" will not be used. Instead, the term "autonomic update" will come into vogue. ;)

    Despite the smiley face, I'm NOT kidding!

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  249. Different architectures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, nice story!

    One thing though is that the Archimedes range used 32 bit ARM processors and the BBC Micros used the 8 bit 6502. Completely different architectures. How could the virus run on both?