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  1. Re:Let's get closer... on Famous Hawking Black Hole Bet Resolved? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes.

  2. Re:Addiction on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 0

    I must say, your posts have a lot more witticism than mine, which is why I gave up. :(

  3. Re:time to play a new game! on Embarrassing Dispatches From The SCO Front · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new SCO CEO overlord! Oh wait, I'd be out of a job.. Better start offloading that stock at inflated prices while I still can.

  4. SCO Voting on Electronic Voting Machine Cracker Challenge · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO's Intellectual Property and Trade Secrets are embedded within the Georgia voting system, and my lawyers assure me that this programmer will be vehemently prosecuted under the full extent of Georgia Law if this "crack" attempt is successful.

  5. Re:Let's not get too excited.... on Supercomputer Breaks the $100/GFLOPS Barrier · · Score: 0

    The parent is yet another poser, and is not in fact Darl McBride. My lawyers inform me that a cease and desist letter regarding this matter will be sent via facsimile to OSDN later today.

  6. Re:Here is the bill! on Supercomputer Breaks the $100/GFLOPS Barrier · · Score: -1

    Please note that the parent is not in fact Darl McBride! This poser has stolen my online identity and I will be contacting my lawyers about this matter shortly.

  7. Re:Fuck them. on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: 3, Funny

    I happen to like the name "Darl". Be prepared to be sued for slander.

  8. Re:Once again... on Wiring A Vintage Teletype To The Internet · · Score: 0

    Consider yourself lucky. My lawyers have assured me that all embedded devices contain SCO IP Infringements, and after our lawsuit with IBM is successful, we will vehemently pursue holders of 5-bit serial interfaces as well as 6-bit and 7-bit. My lawyers assure me that other "bits" are also an option.

  9. Re:Linus Pulls no Punches on SCO: Code Proof Analyzed, Linus Interviewed · · Score: 4, Funny
    I can't speak for the rest of my company (well, actually, that's not entirely true), but I for one do not drugs. I confess that my only addiction is this lawsuit. I thrive on it, I live by it, and when it succeeds, I will pummel out lawsuit after lawsuit against SCO IP Infringers.

    Your false acronym has been noted, and my lawyers will be contacting you shortly.

  10. SCO IP Infringer List on Microsoft Tracking Behavior of Newsgroup Posters · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here at SCO, we've been doing something similar to this for months. We've been tracking user comments on slashdot to compile an extensive list of Linux zealots to go after once our lawsuit against IBM is successful.

    Bide your time well, Linux zealots, for the mighty power of SCO's IP will reign down upon thee!