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Embarrassing Dispatches From The SCO Front

An anonymous reader writes "Dennis Ritchie has acknowledged he with Ken Thompson wrote the code cited as 'proof' by SCO. This seems to fit perfectly with Bruce Perens' Analysis of SCO's Las Vegas Slide Show, and undermine Blake Stowell's claim 'At this point it's going to be his word against ours." Andreas Spengler writes "In the ongoing battle between SCO and the Linux community, German publisher Heise has shown that not only was the Linux implementation of the Berkeley Packet filter written outside of Caldera (now SCO), but that it was common practice there and at other companies to remove the BSD copyright notices from the internally used source code. In effect, SCO has proven publicly that they violated the BSD license." (Warning, article is in German.) Finally, a semi-anonymous reader writes "Learn all about how IBM's stomach will be roasted on a pyre of CDs at WeLovetheSCOInformationMinister."

715 comments

  1. SCO's Website Down by emacnabber · · Score: 5, Funny

    Something must be going on... I haven't been able to get there in the last 4 or 5 hours...

    1. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's currently being hit by a massive DDoS. Not all sobig.f viruses managed to collect the executable from their targets last night, but those who have are thrashing sco.com left right and centre.

    2. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice. Do you have URL to a news story to confirm this?

    3. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nah I was just trolling. still funny though.

    4. Re:SCO's Website Down by johnw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If true, this is very unfortunate. The last thing the Open Source community needs in its fight against SCO (and indeed, in general) is to be associated with virus writers.

      John

    5. Re:SCO's Website Down by Lispy · · Score: 1

      Well, of course you're right. But deep in my heart I'm LMAO. ;-)

    6. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just a wild conspiracy theory.

      Someone who holds a copyright to some part of the linux kernel has invoked the DMCA with SCO's upstream provider. Since SCO has been distributing the linux kernel in voilation of the GPL, thus violating this person's copyright.

      Doesn't the DMCA give the power to turn off access to the Internet and ask questions later?

    7. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone who holds a copyright to some part of the linux kernel has invoked the DMCA with SCO's upstream provider. Since SCO has been distributing the linux kernel in voilation of the GPL, thus violating this person's copyright.

      I like it!

    8. Re:SCO's Website Down by Micah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > It's currently being hit by a massive DDoS.

      Ok, cool. But why would someone do that on a Saturday? Should have done it during the week when their customers might be more likely to try to get to their site.

      Of course, this tactic opens up a massive internal conflict. :) On one hand, I really hate to think that people will associate the Linux community with this kind of thing. On the other hand, I couldn't be more happy to see these guys getting what they deserve.

      Ultimately, since it's illegal and rather immature, we really should put our foots down against this type of technique. SCO will be crushed in the marketplace and in court soon enough. We don't need to take down their site for that to happen.

    9. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think using a moronic law in this manner is just? How is anyone going to repeal the DMCA if it's invoked for stupid reasons by the same people that want to repeal it?

    10. Re:SCO's Website Down by mm0mm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What's more intriguing to me is a surge of their stock for the last two days. How could this be possible, after they revealed their own stupidity by showing BSD-lisenced code as smoking guns for IBM/IP case? Who'd buy a pile of shit?

      Maybe hundreds of millions of retarded private investors are visiting SCO.com and that's causing their servers down. hehe

    11. Re:SCO's Website Down by Malcontent · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Microsoft?

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    12. Re:SCO's Website Down by unoengborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Ok, cool. But why would someone do that on a Saturday? Should have done it during the week when their customers might be more likely to try to get to their site."

      Its not part of SCO business model to have customers.

      The site is down for maintenance as they needed to do a search & replace operation on all their webpages, to replace the word "customer" with the word "defendent"

      --
      God is REAL! Unless explicitly declared INTEGER
    13. Re:SCO's Website Down by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok, cool. But why would someone do that on a Saturday?

      Because script kiddies don't go to school on Saturdays.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    14. Re:SCO's Website Down by arashiken · · Score: 1

      You've just described the entire stock market. A group of your average foolish humans can bring the economy of a nation to it's knees based on a rumor (see 1929). Which means those same stupid humans can inflate the value of a company beyond it's worth. (see dot.com era)

    15. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I like how all the replies to this are taking it seriously, despite the admission of trolling. Good times for all.

    16. Re:SCO's Website Down by Admiral+Llama · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's this "we" shit? Are you a virus writer? I'm sure as hell I'm not!

      Hey Ashcroft! You might want to check this guy out!

    17. Re:SCO's Website Down by invckb · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I believe it was a short squeeze.

      When a stock is borrowed to short, it has to be returned upon demand. The short seller will have to buy replacement shares at the current price. More sellers are willing to sell at this price, which causes more shorted shares to be called for return. This becomes a cycle that can rapidly bump up the price for a day or two.

      Shorting a stock is definitely a short term gamble. It would be better to use options, but they are not offered on SCOX.

    18. Re:SCO's Website Down by jwilcox154 · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's currently being hit by a massive DDoS. Not all sobig.f viruses managed to collect the executable from their targets last night, but those who have are thrashing sco.com left right and centre.

      Translation, the site's being slashdotted. ;)

    19. Re:SCO's Website Down by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'm pretty sure you're right. The weird part is that the short interest is so high, it's shorted to the hilt, and nobody wants to take a long, so you can't really go short anymore with your account. So the market isn't able to push the price down to reflect the average perception of the worth of this stock right now. And the people holding are all "believers" who aren't going to part with their shares until somebody shoves their nose right in the shit that's been coming out of Darl's mouth and lets them smell the roses for themselves. So there's no big selling movement yet, and nobody else can short. Basically this is going to hang on to a pretty high share price until the legal system has had a go with it, or until analysts with general respectability in the finance world point out what a smelly piece of shit SCOX stock is right now. And unfortunately, the lack of shares available for the borrowing (i.e. to short with) seems to mean the average Joe Investor can't turn much of a profit on this baby right now.


      I'm sure this must be a fairly well known phenomenon, but it strikes me as remarkably poor marketplace efficiency - the market is supposed to be a good indicator of the aggregate psychological perception of worth of an equity, and right now the rules of engagement are preventing the market mechanism from working well for SCOX.

    20. Re:SCO's Website Down by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Naw, I'm thinking SCO may have packed up and bailed. Taken down the servers, covred the windows with newspaper and signs that say 'under renovation'.

      Anyone live near can run by and check if they are 'under renovation' or loading computers in the back of darl's vw beatle?

    21. Re:SCO's Website Down by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      So everyone else that has been hit by sobig this last week (my ISP was hit yesterday and was down for a couple hours) will associate the attacks with the OSS community?

      I don't think so. If it is indeed the virus, it sounds more to me like they might have had some unpatched office machines or laptops...

      Come on now. I don't think that in that case even Darl would be dumb enough to blame the virus attacks on OSS.

      Then again, well.... :-)

      realityshunt

      --
      Democracy is susceptible to being led astray by having scapegoats paraded in front of the electorate.
    22. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because all of the kids who did it are in summer school monday to friday

    23. Re:SCO's Website Down by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Ummm.... What was the rumour in 1929? The rumour that the value of every company was inflated beyond its worth?

      -a

    24. Re:SCO's Website Down by TWX · · Score: 1

      "Ok, cool. But why would someone do that on a Saturday? Should have done it during the week when their customers might be more likely to try to get to their site."

      Call me crazy, but I don't see how the effect would damage SCO, based on the number of customers that I have seen...

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    25. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ultimately, since it's illegal and rather immature, we really should put our foots down against this type of technique. SCO will be crushed in the marketplace and in court soon enough. We don't need to take down their site for that to happen.

      And SCO's webserver is running Linux and Apache. You wouldn't want McBride to say it was Linux's fault.

      The DDoSers should know better!

    26. Re:SCO's Website Down by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "Doesn't the DMCA give the power to turn off access to the Internet and ask questions later?"

      Yes ... but the person you got shut down merely has to file a "put up or shut up" reply with the ISP, and the person who made the DMCA complaint MUST proceed to filing a formal infringement court case within 10 days or shut up for all time. It's not something you should do lightly.

      Some eBay users were being hassled by a fabric manufacturer, because they mentioned their name and showed the fabric made into various objects, or were reselling vintage fabric. The manufactuer accused them of violating their design copyrights by showing the pictures. It was VERY easy to get them to back off, just by firing back a "sez who?" and teelling them that they had 10 days to file something sreoius. The harassment stopped.

    27. Re:SCO's Website Down by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Heh, that would be so leet. :D

      As it is, it looks like SCOrdure's in on a "pump-'n'-dump" operation. Surprise, surprise. Golden parachute time. >:[= Look at who's selling SCOrdure stock from inside ...

      -uso.

      --
      Dreams, dreams, don't doubt dreams, dreaming children's dreaming dreams. Sailor Moon SS
    28. Re:SCO's Website Down by nzhuk98 · · Score: 1
      "Yes ... but the person you got shut down merely has to file a "put up or shut up" reply with the ISP, and the person who made the DMCA complaint MUST proceed to filing a formal infringement court case within 10 days or shut up for all time. It's not something you should do lightly."

      What if one kernel contributor files DMCA complain, shuts them down for 10 days and never files a formal court case, then another contributor (IBM for example) sues them into oblivion (and hopefully jail) later, when it's ready. Would the second case be invalidated by the first? I am not a lawer, but probably not. That would be fun.

    29. Re:SCO's Website Down by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      > It's currently being hit by a massive DDoS.

      Ok, cool. But why would someone do that on a Saturday? Should have done it during the week when their customers might be more likely to try to get to their site.


      Customers? SCO? You're new here, right?

    30. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also read somewhere (read: take with a grain of salt) that on Monday the monthly "short interest" will be calculated. This is basically a measure of how shorted the stock is, which for SCO will probably be high. So the conspiracy theory is that some people are driving up the price of the stock to further squeeze out the shorts in order to influence this number.

    31. Re:SCO's Website Down by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Because the merits of their leaked code are not mainstream news. If you follow slashdot and the stock market you'll notice you hear about advances on slashdot long before it goes through the market news channels (and inevitably the ones reporting attempt to discuss the effects and have NO clue wth they are talking about).

      From what I've seen the business world has little interest in investing based on reality.

    32. Re:SCO's Website Down by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
      All they have to do is remove the offending code - close the FTP site, for example. ISPs don't normally shut the entire site because of DMCA material on one page, or in one directory.

      But the longer thay make that old Caldera stuff available, the better it is for the GPL and the worse for them.

    33. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because script kiddies don't go to school on Saturdays.

      They don't go to school during the summer, either...

    34. Re:SCO's Website Down by arashiken · · Score: 1
      I guess a better term is 'speculative frenzy'. People were buying stock on credit, and expecting the stock to earn enough to cover the money they owed. Economists grew worried that the trend of increasing stock prices would come to an end, and this 'rumour' caused everyone to panic, selling their shares all at the same time, and devaluing the market.

      My point was that regular uninformed people make the market swing crazily either way, and the rest of the nation's economy is at their mercy.

    35. Re:SCO's Website Down by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      And my point is that the crash of 29 was really very similar to the crash of 01. "Irrational exuberance," anyone?

      -a

    36. Re:SCO's Website Down by pfleming · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What better way to show that it's stupid than to 'overuse' it? Linus Torvalds sends DMCA letter to SCO's upstream provider? Cool....

    37. Re:SCO's Website Down by los+furtive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, cool. But why would someone do that on a Saturday?

      Actually, the virus started its dirty work Friday evening, when everyone has left the office, which gives it two and a half days to do whatever it wants to the machines it owns. In fact, its a bank holiday in Great Britain this weekend, so make that 3 1/2 days.

      --

      I'm a writer, a poet, a genius, I know it. I don't buy software, I grow it.

    38. Re:SCO's Website Down by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      Hey OCG, thanks for the great link in your sig. Instant bookmark. In a like spirit of giving, I suggest you look at the actual advisories. They all apply to either third party apps which run on Linux (not Linux vulnerabilities) or distro-specific implementations. For example

      This week, advisories were released for openslp, zip, netris, autorespond, unzip, eroaster, and GDM. The distributors include Conectiva, Debian, Mandrake, and Red Hat. . . .

      If you want to call these Linux, OK, just make sure to refer to Unreal Tournament, Photoshop and WSFTP as Windows to keep the playing field even. Thx again for the link!

    39. Re:SCO's Website Down by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd say it's too late already. Even if they take it down now, numerous people have already downloaded it, had it witnessed, signed affidavits notarized, burned to CDs, and stored in sealed containers by now.

      SCO *already* violated the GPL. If they were to remove such files now that would likely be quite damaging to their case. So they must keep pretending that their Titanic is not taking on water.

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    40. Re:SCO's Website Down by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      looks like buisiness as usual there,
      not very many cars in the lot but thats normal at 3:00 pm on saturday.no kewl "i left the country thanks for the $$$

      darl"
      signs or anything on the door.

      --
      Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom. But sharing data is the first step toward community
    41. Re:SCO's Website Down by MyHair · · Score: 1
      I like how all the replies to this are taking it seriously, despite the admission of trolling.

      And the fact that another front page story says the downloaded program redirected people to a web site. People are funny.

      Let's make up some more reasons:
      • Utah suffered a blackout due to further complications from the Northeast blackout
      • IBM bought them
      • Microsoft bought them
      • Corel bought them
      • BYU annexed them
      • Japanese robot went on rampage in SCO HQ
      • Debris from Brazilian rocket lands on SCO HQ
    42. Re:SCO's Website Down by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Insightful

      No problem. Be sure to ignore all the Gentoo kernel vulnerabilities, as well as ignoring that there is a double standard--Office holes are considered Windows holes, so it is only fair an unzip hole is a Linux hole. Especially since it's such an engrained part of Linux user space. If there are yahoos around here who think calling it "GNU/Linux" is necessary because the userspace is a part of the operating system, then the holes in its primary userspace apps count as well.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    43. Re:SCO's Website Down by MyHair · · Score: 1

      Check their short shares. (Right column in the bottom table.) 5.5% of the outstanding shares are short right now; I don't think that's enough to squeeze. I've seen companies with 50%-60% of shares short.

    44. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing as how school has started for most places, I'm not sure what your point is. But thanks for contributing.

    45. Re:SCO's Website Down by Nucleon500 · · Score: 2, Funny

      With the sheer volume of electronic and dead-tree mail SCO must be getting, I don't think they could respond to a DMCA claim in less than a few years. The only way to communicate with SCO is to issue a press release, which they'll read when they notice a decline in the stock. If the ISP didn't issue a press release, SCO will think they're irrelevant.

    46. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When a stock is borrowed to short, it has to be returned upon demand. The short seller will have to buy replacement shares at the current price. More sellers are willing to sell at this price, which causes more shorted shares to be called for return. This becomes a cycle that can rapidly bump up the price for a day or two.

      I have this incredible feeling that most of the problems in the United States can be attributed tot he stock market. This seems to be the only thing that you can make money in by the stock price going down simultaneously while someone else makes money when it goes up. It's just inconceivable.

    47. Re:SCO's Website Down by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1
      Japanese robot went on rampage in SCO HQ
      And not just any Japanese robots! They were Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!!
    48. Re:SCO's Website Down by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      It could just be uninformed investors. For example, look at the Yahoo Finance SCO company news. We Slashdotters know SCO has been eaten alive since then, but there's no new news there since last Tuesday, and the news that is there has positive-sounding headlines. Hmm.

    49. Re:SCO's Website Down by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

      You gleefully danced on both sides of the issue without getting muddy. Congratulations. Are YOU ready for CEO?

    50. Re:SCO's Website Down by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If true, this is very unfortunate. The last thing the Open Source community needs in its fight against SCO (and indeed, in general) is to be associated with virus writers.

      Unless SCO is behind the attack in order to create exactly the impression you cite.

      Perhaps unlikely for SCO but in the 1950s the CIA organized mobs to riot againt the government then used the disorder to argue their case for a coup. Eisenhower was never told that the CIA rather than Tudeh (the Iranian communist party was behind it).

      So yes this sort of thing does go on. But more generally it is important to police your supporters as vigilantly as your opponents. I was in Brazillia a couple of days ago for the Software Libre event in the parliament. The proceedings were in Protugeese and there was no translation so I did not follow all that was going on. But you could see the room turn against open source when the local loony firebrand started to speak. Instead of making the good case that his facts supported he went beyond the established facts to make claims that most people in the room simply dismissed as propaganda.

      Up until that performance the tide was certainly with open source, afterwards there was a lot more opposition.

      Basically the guy was speaking to his base, not building support.

      --
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    51. Re:SCO's Website Down by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the binaries, which I understand are still there, but distributing the GPL code is not in violation of the GPL. In fact, it's required by the GPL. Read it some time.

      N.B.: ftp distribution isn't required. There are several acceptable ways. But ftp distribution is considered sufficient.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    52. Re:SCO's Website Down by MyHair · · Score: 1
      Ow. I never before realized I'm epileptic.

      :-)

    53. Re:SCO's Website Down by sporktoast · · Score: 1

      Well, of course you're right. But deep in my heart I'm LMAO. ;-)
      Eeeewwww!
      What an awful place for your ass to be.
      --
      In a related story, the IRS has recently ruled that the cost of Windows upgrades can NOT be deducted as a gambling loss.
    54. Re:SCO's Website Down by deanpole · · Score: 1
      Who'd buy [that] pile of shit?

      Well, the market cap is only $140 million. Bill Gates and friends can each buy up 5% without filing with the SEC.

      ...but 5% is more every day as the company prints a *ton* of stock. Last quarter SCO claimed it had 13.1 million shares but the recent earning numbers indicate 16.3 million ( income of 3.1M divided by 0.19 per share).

    55. Re:SCO's Website Down by kikta · · Score: 1

      That's exactly right. The best way to kill a bad law is to enforce it as much as possible. Just like when my city council decided to drastically lower the speed limit on a street for no good reason at all. Even the cops I knew didn't like it. I asked one of them if he would just ignore it. He smilied and told me that the chief had told them to enforce the shit out of it and that it would soon be a memory. Sure enough, the change only lasted about three months. :)

    56. Re:SCO's Website Down by Natestradamus · · Score: 1

      Sources...? I mean, come on, you can't just claim stuff like that without any kind of sources to back it up.

      --
      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. --Edmund Burke
    57. Re:SCO's Website Down by Jason_says · · Score: 1

      SCO doesn't have to be "in" on the attack. They can just unplug their servers and make it look like an attack. OR maybe their UnixWare crashed :-) All your imaginary beowolf cluster of sigs are belong to Russian SCO clods, that can beat the rush and slashdot the links early because they subscribe to YOU!!! (four) Profit!!!

    58. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But demanding a license fee (as they are doing) is in violation of the GPL, thereby terminating there rights under the GPL (like distribution of anything.)

    59. Re:SCO's Website Down by MuParadigm · · Score: 2, Informative


      SCO's upstream providers are Center7 and ViaWest, both Canopy companies.

      It's unlikely that they would cut off SCO's access on the basis of a letter asserting DMCA violation. They'd take it to court instead.

    60. Re:SCO's Website Down by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      Deal. As long as you ignore where I said "distro-specific" (Gentoo is cutting-edge and plays a lot with kernel patches. Vanilla sources are always provided as an option during install) and "third-party". But do you really want to include user-space software such as Word, Outlook + Express, SQL, BackOffice and Server? Those are easy targets which alone have caused more damage than, I'd wager, Unix's entire history. I was cutting MS some slack. And Redmond is to blame for those vulnerabilities, in the same way Linus and the kernel team aren't to blame for netris holes.

      Still a good link.

    61. Re:SCO's Website Down by Lord+Custos · · Score: 1

      I'll bet that Darl is "
      dissapointed" by Dennis Richie right now.

    62. Re:SCO's Website Down by csbruce · · Score: 1

      I believe it was a short squeeze.

      Well then that's excellent. If the upswing is entirely artificial, then it will come crashing back down when the short squeeze is played out. Let's hope for a cascading failure! Monday morning would be an excellent time for some big announcement from IBM, Novell, or class-action Linux copyright holders. It would be an excellent time to short SCO, if there are any shares to short.

    63. Re:SCO's Website Down by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      Yep. And that extra 3 million shares is probably the same 3 million it printed up to "purchase" Vultus from Canopy.

      SCO dilutes its shares by more than 20% and the price goes up. (Poster shakes head sadly at the depth of human folly.)

    64. Re:SCO's Website Down by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Naw, NOW it's just a RACE to dump the shares the MOMENT they start to come down.

      It's called a gambling addiction - WATCH OUT!

      --
      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
    65. Re:SCO's Website Down by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sources...? I mean, come on, you can't just claim stuff like that without any kind of sources to back it up.

      I was simply pointing out that you should not assume that when criminal methods are used to apparently advance a cause that all is as it seems.

      SCO almost certainly did not attack themselves but they may have engaged in Nixonian tactics of exagerating the damage.

      Madelene Albright admitted that the CIA led the 1953 coup in Iran. You can find a detailed history in All The Shah's Men.

      --
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    66. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you talking about? School starts after Labor Day (that's right, LABOR). Asshole (that's right, ASS)

    67. Re:SCO's Website Down by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
      the market is supposed to be a good indicator of the aggregate psychological perception of worth of an equity

      The market has never been a good indicator of anything but the rate at which the middle class is disappearing.

    68. Re:SCO's Website Down by Archie+Steel · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you're asking for sources about the CIA's involvment in the 1953 coup in Iran, then I suggest the CIA's own declassified documents, compiled by the National Security Archive. Very enlightening. Basically, the democratically-elected govt. of Mossadeq was seen as too "independent", and so the CIA orchestrated a coup that placed the Shah and the Ayatollahs in power. The Ayatollahs eventually decided they didn't want to share power, and the rest is history, as they say.

      Oh, and by the way, the U.S. also prompted the U.S.S.R. to invade Afghanistan by getting involved there first, contrary to the official propaganda at the time. Carter's National Security Advisor admitted as much...

      --

      Reminder: find a new sig
    69. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In every single region, and my entire state, school started over a week ago. Oh, that's right, the world doesn't revolved around your shithole of a town.

    70. Re:SCO's Website Down by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I was agreeing with you. I wasn't directing my post at you specifically.

      Give Linux the marketshare Microsoft has, and we'll see damage go up.

      Linux and the kernel team aren't to blame, because all of Linux and its userspace is contributed to by a community. So, I blame Microsoft for its faults, and I blame the community for its faults.

      Heck, GNU got hacked. And remember that filesystem-corrupting "turkey" kernel release? It's all relative.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    71. Re:SCO's Website Down by Redman · · Score: 1

      zip/unzip is an "engrained part of the Linux user space"? Huh?

      The only time that I ever needed it/used it was when someone deploying a Java package only provided a .zip instead of putting a .jar or .tgz or .tbz2 right next to it.

      In fact, on redhat at least, I had to go fish it off of the rpm cds as it wasn't on the system by default (for whatever reason).

      I agree that they're part of the overall system if they're sent on the CD's as part of the OS, but please. Saying that what amounts to a windows compatability tool is "engrained" is a bit of a stretch, no?

      rm

    72. Re:SCO's Website Down by deanpole · · Score: 1

      I just realized that when Microsoft (and Sun) paid SCO $10M in early May, SCO's market cap was like $30M. How much earlier did the negotiations start? Was it two months earlier when the market cap hit a low of $13M? Would you license just an API (as SCO claims), instead of buying a controlling interest for less? yeah... right.

    73. Re:SCO's Website Down by urulokion · · Score: 1

      If they know what's good for them, they will take down the sites. If the ISP's don't take down or remove access to the infringing material, then the safe harbor if removed. The ISP can now be sued for contributory copyright as well.

    74. Re:SCO's Website Down by Read+Icculus · · Score: 1

      Stuff like that? You must be pretty ignorant to think that "stuff like that" could not, and has not taken place regularly during the last 50+ years. Chile, Guatamala, Honduras, Iran, Panama... the list goes on. Maybe you could try searching before exposing your ignorance on /. A simple search on google for "iran, coup, cia, 1953" turns up these results - Google . There's even a link to a Christian Science Monitor story about the 50th anniversary of the coup. "50 years later Iranians remember US-UK coup". Learn to use the damn internet for more than posting stupid questions.

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    75. Re:SCO's Website Down by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      The copyright holder DMCA notice wouldn't claim that SCO is violating the GPL; it would claim they are infringing copyright. Then SCO's reaction to their ISP, would have to be that they are not infringing copyright, because they have a license to distribute. What license? The GPL, of course. Their acceptance of the GPL would be their proof (and their only evidence!) that they are not infringing copyright.

      An explicit statement from SCO that they have licensed Linux under the terms of the GPL, would be particular amusing right now, especially since they say the GPL is invalid. DMCA notices against SCO would be a clever tactic, IMHO.

      Of course, I just realized: I'm not thinking stupidly enough. SCO wouldn't claim they licensed Linux. They would claim they own it. They own Linus' work -- I forgot.

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    76. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't dis tha muthafucking Oaktown, muthafucker.

    77. Re:SCO's Website Down by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Office holes are considered Windows holes,

      There are good, technical reasons for this, actually. Office is driven by a bunch of ActiveX objects, which links them to the base OS in a *big way*. Now, I realize that ActiveX is just a plugin architecture, and it's really just a wrapper around COM, and that MS uses it to ensure interoperability between their apps, but more often than not, the "Office" holes seem to be holes that are discovered in office, but they're actually holes in ActiveX, which is part of the OS. So yes, you can consider many Office holes as Windows holes, in a fashion that is quite different from an XPCOM hole in Mozilla being considered an OS hole, or a hole in OO.o being considered an OS hole, or a hole in PHP being considered an OS hole, etc.

      If there are yahoos around here who think calling it "GNU/Linux" is necessary because the userspace is a part of the operating system, then the holes in its primary userspace apps count as well.

      This makes sense, as long as the holes themselves are referred to as holes in the GNU/Linux operating system. Remember, Linux is just the kernel, so if you call a hole a "hole in Linux", you are referring to a hole in the kernel, but if you call it a "hole in GNU/Linux", you are referring to a hole in the OS. Since the distributions themselves vary, however, you can't really call a hole a "hole in GNU/Linux" unless every single GNU/Linux distribution includes the software that has the hole. That's not even considering whether or not the software is part of the default installation, or is an optional package (IIS holes were separate from Windows holes until MS installed and activated IIS on XP by default). So, if Mandrake Linux doesn't contain OPenSSH (which it does, this is just an example), then you can't very well imply that an OpenSSH hole is a hole in Mandrake Linux, which you would do if you referred to it as a "hole in GNU/Linux". Since it's far too pedantic to try to dig up all the distributions that include the offending software, it seems to me that it's just plain easier to keep the apps separate from the OS when referring to vulnerabilities, and allowing the users to determine whether or not they're vulnerable.

      I'm done being pedantic myself, now. :)

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    78. Re:SCO's Website Down by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

      The price surge is a real mystery to me too. My theory is that the stock may be closely held; the price doesn't drop unless you have sellers who actually sell. Our friends at Canopy group may be holding, as they wait for the buyout they expect to come from M$ or IBM.

      When you buy or sell a stock, you can offer something other than the listed price. No reasonable buyer would overpay the market price, and no reasonable seller would accept less than market price, but you can offer. This is the "bid" and "ask" that is sometimes displayed in a stock quote.

      Most buy and sell orders are very close to market price, but nothing forces this to be true. I wonder what would happen if certain bad actors were to trade the stock among themselves, offering progressively higher prices to each other, knowing that nobody else was buying or selling. Carry the idea far enough, and maybe you find some fools who are begging to be separated from their money. Let a little bit of the stock bleed off to the fools, and continue the shell game. The buyers can be trusted to hold the stock as long as it keeps going up. At some point, the fools own most of the company and the music stops.

    79. Re:SCO's Website Down by David+Gerard · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As we see in the case of the Web, where Apache on Linux runs something like twice the sites of IIS on Windows, and therefore is the script-kiddie target of choice.

      Oh, wait ...

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    80. Re:SCO's Website Down by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Making the sources of binaries that you have distributed under the GPL available to those that you have distributed the binaries to isn't a right, it's an obligation. (Distributing the binaries is probably a right, and certainly NOT an obligation.) And one recognized way of fulfilling this obligation is a public ftp site.

      OTOH, since it's only the GPL that gives them any right to distribute at all in any form??? Perhaps this means that if you violate the GPL after distributing it, that you are automatically in violation of either the GPL or of copyright?

      In that case I guess that the only safe thing to do would be to immediately cease all distribution, as the penalties under the GPL are limited to forfeiture of your rights to distribute, but the penalties under copyright law are significantly move extensive.

      But I'm not sure that SCO has actually violated the GPL. The extortion is not in regard to versions of Linux that they have distributed, and is technically the sale of a license for Unixware with a "we won't sue you" proviso attached. So the GPL probably isn't involved. In which case, as long as they continue to distribute the sources, they aren't in violation of the GPL. (I may believe they are guilty of other major felonies, but that's, strictly speaking, a separate issue.)

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    81. Re:SCO's Website Down by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Eisenhower was never told that the CIA rather
      >than Tudeh (the Iranian communist party was
      >behind it).

      I think it's more likely that Eisenhower managed to take what he did and did not know to the grave, whereas the CIA's ability to keep secrets broke down over time.

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    82. Re:SCO's Website Down by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Have you done this? Also, somebody with prominent webspace should initiate a search for wget mirrors of sco.com. Archive.org doesn't have any recent stuff. I hope there's more left of their allegations than Google caches.

    83. Re:SCO's Website Down by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, since it's illegal and rather immature, we really should put our foots down against this type of technique. SCO will be crushed in the marketplace and in court soon enough. We don't need to take down their site for that to happen.

      And SCO's webserver is running Linux and Apache. You wouldn't want McBride to say it was Linux's fault.

      The DDoSers should know better!


      Did you ever consider that SCO could have done this themselves, as part of their "IBM is beating us up" campaign? Exploit your own system, and blame it IBM inflamming others to attack them. I certainly don't KNOW this to be true, but come on, this is SCO, and certainly within their mentality, to make themselves "the victim" yet again. They can't win on evidence, so they try to win the public opinion battle.

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    84. Re:SCO's Website Down by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      I think it's more likely that Eisenhower managed to take what he did and did not know to the grave, whereas the CIA's ability to keep secrets broke down over time.

      The available minutes show that Eisenhower was very skeptical of the value of the coup, particularly to protect UK oil interests. It was the Dulles brothers who argued the case for the coup and the documents show that Eisenhower was told of the growing disturbances as evidence of growing instability. They do not mention that the disturbances were created by the CIA.

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    85. Re:SCO's Website Down by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      > They do not mention that the disturbances were
      >created by the CIA.

      Let me put that another way...

      You're President Eisenhower. Your advisers are talking to you about highly sensitive stuff. There's a secretary in the room taking notes.

      Do you talk about the stuff in sufficient detail to get you impeached or start a war if the details get loose?

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    86. Re:SCO's Website Down by mink · · Score: 1

      I have to support Openserver where I work (not my choice) and have been trying since Friday to access the website at www.sco.com.
      No luck. Suddenly today (monday) it works again (about noon EST).

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    87. Re:SCO's Website Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Irrational exuberance," anyone?
      They should fix the problem with Yatta!

    88. Re:SCO's Website Down by Zeinfeld · · Score: 1
      You're President Eisenhower. Your advisers are talking to you about highly sensitive stuff. There's a secretary in the room taking notes.

      It is possible but highly unlikely. Eisenhower was clearly not the principal supporter of the coup and had been highly skeptical of it.

      The coup was kept secret in the US for decades afterwards. There was no reason to start disturbances in Iran in order to sway public opinion at home in favor of the coup because it was a black operation. I think that the argument that the CIA deliberately misled the president is very stron in that instance.

      Fifty years later it is possible to see that the coup affected far more than the situation in the middle east - although the effects there were disastrous. The '53 coup gave the CIA a taste for replacing democratic governments it disliked. The total number of deaths that resulted is likely in the millions if you add up the numbers murdered in Chile, Guatelmala, Argentina, Peru, the Phillipeans etc. etc.

      The CIA intervention meant that progress towards democracy in the region was halted. Iraq became a CIA backed dictatorship in similar circumstances.

      Meddling in the affairs of other countries has not improved GOP respect for democracy at home either. It is arguable that the impeachment crisis, the stopping of the 2000 election count, and the attempt to meddle with democracy in Texas and California are all part and parcel of the same outlook.

      Tempting though it is to place IKE at the center of this, I think it is more likely he was as much a dupe as anyone else.

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  2. time to play a new game! by borgdows · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who wants to be a Darl Mc Bride?

    - Question 1 -

    Your best friend kindly lent you his new Toyota, but you have literally destroyed it in a accident you were entirely responsible.
    What do you do?

    [ ] a) You apologize.
    [ ] b) You buy him a new car.
    [ ] c) You sue him.
    [ ] d) You sue him AND General Motors.

    Answer :
    If you choose D, congratulations! You could be SCO's CEO!

    1. Re:time to play a new game! by McBride,+Darl · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new SCO CEO overlord! Oh wait, I'd be out of a job.. Better start offloading that stock at inflated prices while I still can.

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    2. Re:time to play a new game! by fr0z · · Score: 1

      And your prizes include:

      1. A royal smackdown in public, administered by IBM;
      2. A long stay at a federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison, courtesy of the SEC;
      3. A lifelong career as a sore, whiny loser.

      Err...forget the last one. Darl's got that career path right on track...

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    3. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Option E - The friend owes him a new car.

    4. Re:time to play a new game! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

      - Question 2 -

      When you we're a little boy/girl, you greatest wish was to one day grow up and become:

      1. a fireman
      2. a policeman
      3. a superhero
      4. a fighter pilot
      5. a movie star
      6. a corrupt and unethical CEO of a dying company

      Answer :
      If you choose 6, congratulations! You could be SCO's CEO!

    5. Re:time to play a new game! by heinousjay · · Score: 5, Funny

      7. A warm and responsive lover for your cellmate.

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    6. Re:time to play a new game! by jd · · Score: 5, Funny

      [] e) You sue him AND General Motors, the accident victim and road builders sue you, and you attempt to pressure the US Goverment into invading Japan. Oh, and you demand BMW gives you a new Rolls Royce to replace the car.

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    7. Re:time to play a new game! by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is a site around which purports to look at this from a legal standpoint as opposed to our 'IANAL' standpoints. The author there has been making it clear for a while now that SCO's lawyers are making one ludicrous and unsustainable claim after another. David Boies (sp?) has taken this case on a 'percent if we win' basis but has also been making claims that led the author to wonder if he knew anything about law at all. A couple of weeks ago, the author commented that SCO's behaviour was so obviously suicidal that the only explanation was: they are running this for a third party. The third party in question being a large monopoly based in the northern Seattle area.

      Leaving that site's analysis now: When SCO folds - as it soon will - this presumably means that they will be unable to meet the legal bills of the (for example) IBM and RedHat lawyers. SCO's strategy has to be to exist for as long as possible so that their company can be milked for all it is not even worth, and then run.

      That is the SCO directors, their lawyers have made a very eloquent case for the adoption of Gowachin Law in real life. (sorry about that link, it was the best I could find).

      Gowachin Law was a creation of the 'Dune' author, Frank Herbert, and appeared in several of his ConSentiency books. The losing lawyer is killed by the winning one. There are ill-defined rules where other participants - including judges who do not meet standards - can also be killed.

      The whole idea is that the participants are personally responsible for their misdeeds. Gowachin law is not going to be adopted any time soon, but the current system has obviously failed in that this turkey has been allowed to run for so long.

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    8. Re:time to play a new game! by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Your best friend kindly lent you his new Toyota, but you have literally destroyed it in a accident you were entirely responsible. What do you do?

      You have your lawyer prove that:

      1. You never touched the car
      2. The car was already damaged when you got it, and
      3. The car was in perfect condition when you returned it.
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    9. Re:time to play a new game! by ncc74656 · · Score: 2, Funny
      A lifelong career as a sore, whiny loser.

      <rimshot>
      I guess this means McBride has a future as a Democrat politician...
      </rimshot>

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    10. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot :

      [ ] e) You sue IBM!

    11. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wanna be the first to give Darling Darl a rimshot.

    12. Re:time to play a new game! by be-fan · · Score: 2, Informative


      What McBride will be giving in jail.
      </rimjob>

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    13. Re:time to play a new game! by nsahoo · · Score: 0

      and you yell .. nothing makes sense in this world..

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    14. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er... didn't you mean "rimjob", trollboy?

    15. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO's case against IBM seems fairly clear from the statements they've made:

      1. Sequent created NUMA and other technologies.
      2. These are derivative works and subject to Sequent's SysV license.
      3. IBM, which purchased Sequent, put them in Linux in violation of Sequent's SysV license.

      This is a longshot argument, but I don't think you can call it completley ludicrous or unsustainable.

    16. Re:time to play a new game! by eshefer · · Score: 1

      it's

      f) you claim you own the car and sue your friend for illegaly registring ithe car in his own name.

    17. Re:time to play a new game! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1
      Who wants to be a Darl Mc Bride?

      The only way to win is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

    18. Re:time to play a new game! by Knife_Edge · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Gowachin Law was a creation of the 'Dune' author, Frank Herbert, and appeared in several of his ConSentiency books. The losing lawyer is killed by the winning one. There are ill-defined rules where other participants - including judges who do not meet standards - can also be killed.

      Parent poster thinks this should exist in reality...

      How would this improve the legal system? It would heighten the risks of a lawsuit, but once one was rolling, both parties would be fighting for their lives. This would really provide incentive for them to break any possible rules if doing so would improve the chances of them winning. You think attorneys are corrupt and underhanded now, wait until you increase the stakes this way.

      Or you could say the real goal is to decrease the amount of lawsuits. Well, that might work, but what about the legitimate lawsuits? Or the minor ones? Nobody would be willing to risk their life for some employment dispute you had with your employer, or a rent dispute when your landlord steals your cleaning deposit. Therefore the only recourse you would have in many cases where you had been wronged would be outside of the law, ie you determine for yourself whether and to what extent you have been wronged, and how to redistribute things so justice is best served. Call me crazy, but I would prefer a third party besides you and your hired hitman handle these matters.

      Either of the side effects of this system do not seem to increase the amount of justice in the world.

    19. Re:time to play a new game! by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      Unless he wins based on his lies, in which case he can be a Republican politician...

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    20. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know who is paying Boie and SCO execs including McBride?

      IBM!!!

      By orchestrating this completely insane lawsuit, they will establish precedens and nobody (even MS) ever will dare to touch Linux again.

      THANK YOU SCO.
      THANK YOU McBride. You sacrified yourself by taking the role of Judas and allowing the Penguin and the holy IBM to wash out our sins.

      St. Lucas

    21. Re:time to play a new game! by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The whole structure of Gowachin Law was an interesting exercise and one of the main aims of those fictional Gowachin lawyers was to avoid allowing cases they could lose to a courtroom - most cases were settled out of court at the behest of the party with the worse case. I am sure you did not seriously think I am expecting it to be implemented.
      Actually, in your example, the landlord would probably not find a lawyer prepared to take this to court. In the books, the lawyer had the power as well as the responsibility - his client would be bound by the lawyers wishes.

      My point though, was that the legal system in the US allows people like McBride and his hired hands to make the most outrageous claims (GPL invalid because more than 1 copy is illegal) and it is to their advantage. SCO shares go up, SCO directors can sell their shares for more.

      German law is by no means perfect, but SCO were (afaik) served cease and desist orders in Germany. They ceased. They desisted.

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    22. Re:time to play a new game! by loconet · · Score: 2, Funny

      8. CowboyNeal

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    23. Re:time to play a new game! by nathanh · · Score: 1

      [] e) You install a Sony CD player and then declare this proves your ownership of the Ford Motor Company.

    24. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lew Mettler is a professional blowhard. He doesn't say much about it now, but back in 1999 he was trotting around a goofy theory about how open source software was inherently less secure than closed source software =because= of source availability. He would endlessly repeat the same empty arguments in thread after thread wherever he could post. If his legal analysis has a value similar to his software security analysis, I wouldn't trust his opinion on small claims court case. Here's a link to a rather long usenet thread.
      I have a long memory.

    25. Re:time to play a new game! by screenrc · · Score: 1
      I am afraid, choice "D" does even begin
      to describe SCO.
      D. You borrowed the car and you made millions
      in profits. You borrowed the car, then claim
      that they borrowed the car from you, so it is
      now your car (no proof needed) and your friend
      has to pay you royalies, and if not, then he
      is an unpatriotic American. And you
      call everyone in town to know about it.


      Not to mention, you also claim that your friend
      hacked into your house several times and
      should be excecuted. Again, no proof need.

    26. Re:time to play a new game! by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      the only explanation was: they are running this for a third party. The third party in question being a large monopoly based in the northern Seattle area.
      Yeah, I thought of that too, but one thing just didn't make any sense: what does Starbucks have to gain from all this?
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    27. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A couple of weeks ago, the author commented that SCO's behaviour was so obviously suicidal that the only explanation was: they are running this for a third party. The third party in question being a large monopoly based in the northern Seattle area.

      There's no need for conspiracy theories. Looking at the history of SCO's suit, it's fairly obvious that they planned on being bought-up by IBM. This current pump-and-dump scheme is simple a fallback plan.

      SCO's strategy has to be to exist for as long as possible so that their company can be milked for all it is not even worth, and then run.

      That I agree with. Since Plan A fell-through, all they can do is milk their pump-and-dump scheme for as long as possible. In maybe a couple or three months everyone will be tired of McBride's rantings, then SCO will declare bankrupcy and die. McBride will blame it on open-source and claim IBM orchestrated open-source's attack on SCO.
    28. Re:time to play a new game! by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that link. So who pays him to bang that drum?

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    29. Re:time to play a new game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d) You sue him AND Toyota, also claim that you designed the car and Toyota copied the design and screwed up and that was the cause of the accident.. You then file a bogus copyright claim for every car ever built and sue the owners of all cars and send them harrasing letters to pay you 6999$

      Then you go find the toy car makers and sue those guys too..

  3. Awesome by dtfinch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I already had the welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com bookmarked. This one is going right next to it.

    Now if only he sold t-shirts and playing cards to go with it. Or perhaps diapers with the name McBride stamped on them. Honey, I think he needs a new McBride, this one is all poopy.

    1. Re:Awesome by beanyk · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, it's

      "Honey, I think he needs a new daiper, this one is all McBridy."

    2. Re:Awesome by MrHanky · · Score: 1
      Honey, I think he needs a new McBride, this one is all poopy.

      What, they're making McBrides that aren't poopy now?
    3. Re:Awesome by dtfinch · · Score: 4, Funny

      They start out clean like regular diapers, but they can hold 10 times as much before leaking to investors that they're full of crap.

    4. Re:Awesome by eddy · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about when this is over and "if" SCO is destroyed, we could print up tshirts and give them to prison inmates. Here's what I'm thinking:

      [ photochop of McBrides face, in weddingdress ]

      Be My Bride, McBride!

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    5. Re:Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps diapers with the name McBride stamped on them. Honey, I think he needs a new McBride, this one is all poopy.

      Would you really let Darl McBride that near to your children?

    6. Re:Awesome by Nucleon500 · · Score: 2, Funny

      welovemcbride.com isn't taken! C'mon, lets donate that to this site. And we should all pester ThinkGeek for a deck of cards (does SCO even employ 52 people?). And don't forget dyndns.org, I now have mcbride.kicks-ass.net and sco.kicks-ass.org, but with no server to associate it with.

    7. Re:Awesome by snake_dad · · Score: 1

      1 CEO, 51 lawyers.

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    8. Re:Awesome by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on... this is childish. This is what gives /. a bad name... we're talking about a serious topic and people reduce it to poop jokes... you /.ers are a bunch of childish-

      Wait... I just thought of something. McBride will sue your child for violation of his IP... by pooping on a diaper with his face on it, you are creating a derivative work of his face. He can then charge you $699 per BM.

      Ha ha! "Poop". I love that word.

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    9. Re:Awesome by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      Heh, cards.You need to be a buisnessman.I would love to have some SCO playing cards. I have a question though...I cant abide with darl being "king" so with him on the joker who gets the king?

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    10. Re:Awesome by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Honey, I think he needs a new McBride, this one is all poopy.

      I'd just like to point out that most parents I've seen stop using the word "poopy" before their kids actually start learning language. That's why so many young kids know what "shit" means.

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    11. Re:Awesome by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I have a question though...I cant abide with darl being "king" so with him on the joker who gets the king?

      See, it's like this. Darl will be a Jack. SOme asshole from Canopy Group will be Queen, and Bill Gates will be King. RMS, Linus Torvalds, Bruce Perens, and ESR will be the four aces. Or they'll all be spades, depending on what game you prefer (I prefer spades, personally, so I'd like to be able to trump any suit with my RMS card, you know?). Hearts will just be pictures of stock certificates for SCO (because you're supposed to get rid of them). That might make Darl the Queen of Spades, but it would overvalue him in the game of spades.

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  4. no more SCO after the 10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, it's getting to be that time...

    As soon as they have to publish their 10Q everyone is going to see that SCO has little future revenue and that the execs have been engaged in wash-trades to pump and dump the stock. I'm mildly amused that the SEC and FTC haven't stepped in to prevent all the stock-holders from being royally screwed over. Nope... Nope... the government will step in only after everyone has been fucked and the execs are kicking it in Bermuda on everyone else's retirements.

    1. Re:no more SCO after the 10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they will post massive profits, from an anonymous company paying them for massive licenses....And we wonder, who is this anonymous company? Starts with M, ends with T....Three guesses who.

    2. Re:no more SCO after the 10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm mildly amused that the SEC and FTC haven't stepped in to prevent all the stock-holders from being royally screwed over.
      Who's getting screwed over? I bought a whole bunch for a little more than a buck and now I'm making zillions!
    3. Re:no more SCO after the 10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moot?

    4. Re:no more SCO after the 10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      speaking of pumping and dumping, isn't that how you were concieved?

    5. Re:no more SCO after the 10Q by heli0 · · Score: 1

      When is MS going to sell the millions of shares they have been buying(through their investment firms) to prop up SCO?

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    6. Re:no more SCO after the 10Q by csbruce · · Score: 1

      Nope... Nope... the government will step in only after everyone has been fucked and the execs are kicking it in Bermuda on everyone else's retirements.

      It's too bad for the SCO employees, but any external investors who invested after it became clear that SCO had no case deserves to loose their money. Anyone who invested before that can sell out now and make a good profit. Anyone who doesn't sell out now deserves to be Darwinized with the other investors. The executives deserve the perp walk, but that can happen after the implosion.

    7. Re:no more SCO after the 10Q by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      MS can't buy more 5% of the company without reporting it to the SEC. Five percent of 16 million is 800,000. Therefore, MS can't have millions of SCO shares or we would already know it.

    8. Re:no more SCO after the 10Q by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      m$ is not buying them just investment firms spun off from m$

  5. Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by AJWM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    common practice there and at other companies to remove the BSD copyright notices from the internally used source code

    That's a large part of what cost AT&T in the ATT/USL vs BSD case -- AT&T had incorporated BSD code without the BSD copyright notices, violating the BSD license and thus BSD's copyrights. IIRC, AT&T ended up paying BSD's legal costs in that trial.

    Hey SCO, how do you feel about paying IBM's (and anyone else you were thinking of suing) legal costs?

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    1. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by bwt · · Score: 3, Troll


      I would hope that the Berkeley Regents would not stand idly by when their IP is pirated like that. Hopefully they will sue SCO for copyright infringement.

    2. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by xwu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hey SCO, how do you feel about paying IBM's (and anyone else you were thinking of suing) legal costs?

      It's clear that SCO executives were planning to inflate share prices, dump stock, then run. SCO won't be paying anybody's legal costs after it declares bankruptcy.

    3. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by mickwd · · Score: 1

      Suppose, for the sake of argument, that some of the Linux code was copied from that which is "owned" by SCO.

      If it was common practice at SCO to remove the copyright notices from source code, then whoever copied that code into Linux might have copied code which had no copyright notice applied to it. Hence they would be unaware that they were copying code which was not free to copy.

      This seems an important weakness in the one SCO argument against Linux that seems remotely viable (if the contract dispute with IBM is taken to be a separate matter).

    4. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That does not sound like the best option. As this post points out, SCO won't be meeting any lawyers bills. The big boys are already involved anyway.
      The Berkely Regents can either stay out and act as neutral witnesses, or get involved by supporting Red Hat's (or IBM's) cases.

    5. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by kahrhoff · · Score: 1

      They're not standing by, they've been paid hansomely in SCO stock.

    6. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by rarkm · · Score: 1

      There has been some talk that "so and so didn't put a notice on the code and lost their copyright." Get better legal advice. Generally, you never lose your copyright because you didn't provide notice, but you do lose the right to claim statutory damages (can be quite large) if you don't properly include notice in the right format AND register your work with the authorities.
      The bad, naughty infringer also gets to claim that the infringment was "innocent" in any subsequent suit. If you're producing anything that's copyrightable, patentable &c., either crack the books yourself (Check out Title 17 of the US Code (hint, check around Section 401 and following) or get some legal advice if your creative time is worth something to you and you can't be bothered to go to law school.

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    7. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is quite easy to back merge removed copyright notices, as long as you use ALL available sources when doing block matching - ie you actually bother to look, and not wearing a lawyers set of horse blinkers.

      If you proceed to find something, then you can look at external commital trees of code, and if their date is older than yours, you are the looser.

      Sounds like Dennis has incurred great personal cost, and treble damages is appropriate. A quick 'Yup we were wrong apology' has not been forthcoming, let alone stock exchange announcements.

      You can blurr a cout case, and boggle the Jury, and skew the facts, but when the Regents say this work was copied, IMHO most people are going to believe the University.

      There will be a lot more show and tell, and the more prangs they have, the more thats going to come out in the wash. Credibility is a fragile thing .

    8. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by jc42 · · Score: 1

      That's a large part of what cost AT&T in the ATT/USL vs BSD case -- AT&T had incorporated BSD code without the BSD copyright notices, ...

      In fact, anyone who worked with Sys/V much back in the 80's saw a lot of evidence of this. It included a lot of shell scripts with known origins, that included AT&T copyright notice. One of the most blatant examples was their version of the /bin/true command. I saw several "releases" of this, and several times I had the fun of posting the entire program to newsgroups, openly challenging AT&T's lawyers to sue me for violating their claimed copyright. I never heard from them.

      Yes, they really did put their copyright notice in a file that was otherwise just blank lines. This makes it obvious that they had just run a program that added their copyright notice to everything. This example alone would probably have been enough to shoot down all their other claimed copyrights in any courtroom.

      I wonder what SCO's version of /bin/true looks like?

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    9. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by AJWM · · Score: 1

      There has been some talk that "so and so didn't put a notice on the code and lost their copyright." Get better legal advice.

      You might want to take your own advice. While it is certainly true now that copyright automatically applies, that wasn't the case in the US until the copyright law was changed, within the last 10 or 15 years. Prior to that -- when most of the UNIX code up to circa System III was written -- publishing something without a copyright notice effectively put it in the public domain. (Which explains the comment about "unpublished source code, copyright notice affixed in case of accidental publication" you sometimes see.)

      However, before you go using somebody else's material with you think was published ages ago without a copyright notice, it would indeed be a good idea to seek legal advice.

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    10. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by Specter · · Score: 1
      AJWM is correct; see the link at the Copyright Office:


      Copyright Basics - Notice of Copyright


      Jared

    11. Re:Kiss SCO's copyrights goodbye by rarkm · · Score: 1

      Well, your advice is certainly appropriate (sorry, didn't see your reply until just now), and therefore I quote US Copyright Office Circular 3 (which is available along with a bunch of other stuff at www.copyright.gov) and as the circular says, the magic date before which a notice WAS required is March 1, 1989, except for certain foreign works, which may have their copyrights restored upon filing of proper notice with the US Copyright notice or upon the infringer. As always, there are the usual bizarre cases and technical exceptions, if you find all of this too boring, like I said, consult an intellectual property lawyer, pay them money and get on with your life:

      "The use of a copyright notice is no longer required under U.S. law, although it is often beneficial. Because prior law did contain such a requirement, however, the use of notice is still relevant to the copyright status of older works.
      This circular discusses both the copyright notice provisions as originally enacted in the 1976 Copyright Act (title 17, U.S. Code), which took effect January 1, 1978, and the effect of the 1988 Berne Convention Implementation Act, which amended the copyright law to make the use of a copyright notice optional on copies of works published on and after March 1, 1989. Specifications for the proper form and placement of the notice are described in this circular. Works published before January 1, 1978, are governed by the previous copyright law. Under that law, if a work was published under the copyright owner's authority without a proper
      notice of copyright, all copyright protection for that work was permanently lost in the United States. The Uruguay Round Agreements Act of 1994 (URAA) (PL 103-465) modified the effect of publication without notice for certain foreign works. Under this Act, copyright is automatically restored, effective January 1, 1996, for certain foreign works placed into the public domain because of lack of proper notice or noncompliance with other legal requirements. Although restoration is automatic, if the copyright owner wishes to enforce rights against reliance parties (those who, relying on the public domain status of a work, were already using the work before the URAA was enacted), he/she must either file with the Copyright Office a Notice of Intent to Enforce the restored copyright or serve such a notice on the reliance party. For more information about the copyright notice under the
      law in effect before January 1, 1978, request Circular 96 Section 202.2, "Copyright Notice," from the Copyright Office. For more information about restoration of copyright under the URAA, request Circular 38b, "Highlights of Copyright amendments Contained in the Uruguay Round Agreements Act (URAA).""

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  6. Ritchie vs Torvalds: Celebrity showdown ... by Rajesh+Raman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dennis got into the act after Linus called his code ugly: damn, them be fightin' words!

    1. Re:Ritchie vs Torvalds: Celebrity showdown ... by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      But Dennis had an excuse -- it was 1976.

    2. Re:Ritchie vs Torvalds: Celebrity showdown ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why were you modded up? The code Ritchie and Thompson wrote was the malloc implementation. You're thiking about the SGI copyrighted code in the ia64 part of the tree.

      -1, Uninformed

  7. SCO by Prien715 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Ah SCO. The Microsoft of Germany. Can we get a borg-like icon for them instead of the company logo?

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    1. Re:SCO by arth1 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Ah SCO. The Microsoft of Germany.


      Germany? Either you're trolling, or VERY VERY ignorant.
      SCO is the old Caldera, and a US based company. Since they're in Utah now, and not California, they use SCO instead of Santa Cruz Operations, which the initials stand for.

      To make the story short, Ken Thompson and Dennis Ritchie wrote the first PDP/10 and PDP/11 implementations of what was to become Unix in the early 70's, at Bell laboratories. Later, the property rights became part of AT&T, although widely circulated elsewhere, and code from others (like the University of Berkeley) made it into AT&T's Unix, as well as the other way around.
      Later, Novell bought the Unix rights from AT&T, and then sold the licensing rights to Caldera, who later changed their name to SCO, the old name that belonged to (I believe) Caldera's predecessors.
      Some big vendors like IBM, Sun, HP and SGI have had license agreements with either AT&T, Novell or SCO to have full use of the source code to produce their Unix or Unix-like versions, based on both their own work and the old Unix work.
      Linux came along in the 80's (before the current SCO, though), and parts of Linux has indeed been copied from other and public sources. The key word here being "public".
      Now SCO wants to collect license fees for everything that is Unix or Unix-like -- or, as many speculate, to either make so much noise that a big company (IBM) buys them out, or they make the claims in order to make the stocks go temporarily up, so they can bleed off inflated stock for personal gain. I won't speculate as to the true motives, but either way, few people in the IT business find the claims anything but ridiculous, considering how much code has flowed back and forth in the open, and considering that AT&T lost a similar lawsuit against BSD a long time ago.
      It's much more complicated than that, but that's a good start.

      Regards,
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    2. Re:SCO by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Linux came along in the 80's (before the current SCO, though)

      Linux didn't start until the 90s. It depends on what you mean by the "current SCO". If you mean the company that exists as a merger of Caldera/SCO and is owned by scam artists, then yes.

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    3. Re:SCO by rbullo · · Score: 1

      Actually, babbage proposed that we change the logo to this.

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    4. Re:SCO by Colin+Douglas+Howell · · Score: 1
      To make the story short, Ken Thompson and Dennis Ritchie wrote the first PDP/10 and PDP/11 implementations of what was to become Unix in the early 70's, at Bell laboratories.

      You're half right there. The first implementation of Unix was in 1969 on a PDP-7, not a PDP-10. The two machines are quite different: the PDP-7 was a small 18-bit minicomputer designed for small groups of users, while the PDP-10 was a large 36-bit mainframe-type machine designed to serve big communities, like an entire university.

      It was natural for Thompson and Ritchie to move from the PDP-7 to the 16-bit PDP-11, since the two machines were of similar scale in the beginning. Moving from the PDP-10 to the PDP-11 would have been like moving from your nice roomy house into your college friend's attic. :-)

      There were a number of interesting operating systems on the PDP-10 (TENEX, TOPS-10, TOPS-20), but no one has ever implemented a Unix-style OS on it, as far as I know.

      Dennis Ritchie's web site has a good account of the early development of Unix. It makes interesting reading if you're curious about such things.

  8. Sounds like it's time... by TWX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...for some software developers whose code was misappropriated by a certain publicly traded company to start filing cease-and-desists against that company for violation of copyright. I wonder how much of SCO's products would be unsellable under such conditions.

    This isn't to say that everyone else is perfect, but then again, everyone else hasn't tried to benefit from open source licenses only to turn around and bash the concept while still using the technology that they gained from such licensing.

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    1. Re:Sounds like it's time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sounds like it's time for some software developers whose code was misappropriated by a certain publicly traded company to start filing cease-and-desists against that company for violation of copyright

      Did you really mean This company?

    2. Re:Sounds like it's time... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful
      start filing cease-and-desists against that company for violation of copyright.
      Perhaps. But perhaps it is wiser to attack SCO's own case on its merits or lack thereof, rather than countersue.

      We don't want Linux or Open Source software in general to be referred to as 'that free software that everone and his dog is sueing one another over'. John Q User may not care much about the lawsuits, but corporations certainly do, and well they should. If Linux gets a reputation for having all sorts of (potential) legal issues, that will hurt the OSS movement in the long run, even if some of the lawsuits are against scumbag outfits such as SCO. The only group that had the right idea was RedHat, who filed suit against SCO to stop the FUD.
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    3. Re:Sounds like it's time... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Better, transfer copyright to IBM for ~3 years, then put it in the public domain.

    4. Re:Sounds like it's time... by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IBM were originally sued, and for a very large sum.
      It is IBM's right to defend themselves the best way they can, this includes countersuits.
      I have no problems with anything IBM has done in this conflict up to now. They are also defending the GPL by invoking it, good work guys - the GPL being dragged through a major court case with the big lawyers behind it is a good thing.

      apologies to '1066 and all that'

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    5. Re:Sounds like it's time... by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

      I don't think it would matter. SCO doesn't seem interested in selling product anymore. Their current revenue is dwarfed by the potential gain from lawsuits. They're fast becomming an 'ip company'; or as I like to call it, parasites.

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    6. Re:Sounds like it's time... by PingXao · · Score: 1

      In big-time legal circles and among high-level business executives there's the feeling that "If you're not being sued then you're nobody." I kid you not, I have seen it action. Believe it or not, being involved in a big case bestows upon you a certain air of respectability and status.

      It's not like this is going to drag on for years. It might not be a bad thing to get into the sewer with the rats and kick some ass. Open Source Software, Free Software and the GPL will come out of this fiasco with a new mantle of respectability. I think it's pretty clear that this SCO case is never going to trial. If SCO doesn't settle soon, IBM will bankrupt them just by dragging out the legal process. IMO, and IANAL yada yada, this case is not going to establish any real legal precedents. IMO this case is Microsoft's way of testing the waters. The real test will come when MS decides in a year or so that they have the right to incorporate any and all of the code SCO just 'licensed' to them in their products without owing anything to anybody in return for its use. The current SCO fiasco only serves to help them guage the depth of the waters and the direction of the current they will be facing when that happens. Does anyone think IBM can squish Microsoft the way they will SCO? That future case will be the real DeathMatch and take years to pan out. That case will be the one where the GPL is seriously litigated.

      Getting back to my original thought... being embroiled in a big lawsuit is not necessarily a bad thing. Will you really be surprised if, when this debacle is over, that Darth McFraud walks away still driving his Benz and living in his million dollar mansion? It will probably be even more obscene than that. Big corporations will be falling all over themselves to hire him because of the creative ways that he tried to boost SCO's stock price, even if the only investors that ultimately benefit are the insiders. Come on, you just know that's going to happen! Being tangled up in all these lawsuits isn't going to hurt him one iota.

      I have seen arguments that legal counter-attacks might not be the best course of action right now. I have to disagree. I would like to see the FSF, as copyright holder for a lot of the GPL'ed code in GNU software get into this toute suite with all barrels blazing.

    7. Re:Sounds like it's time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft is using SCO as a front company to attack the GPL and Linux, then Microsoft's deep pockets should be liable to lawsuits arising out of SCO's reckless behavior. A good lawyer would investigate who is buying all the SCO stock at rediculously high prices. I bet you that it might be Microsoft or one of their businesses.

    8. Re:Sounds like it's time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They (M$) have deep pockets, lawyers and political support from the current administration. A good lawyer will probably not want to get involved.

      As to who is buying their stock, it is more likely to be ignorant fools than Microsoft.

    9. Re:Sounds like it's time... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Microsoft got sued by the govt and that didn't stop anybody. Microsoft got sued by lots of companies, some they won, most they settled, some they lost. They just recently lost a whopper patent infringement case and yet nobody is dumping them because of it.

      It makes no sense to roll over and die when somebody attacks you. You have to fight back.

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    10. Re:Sounds like it's time... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      Microsoft got sued by the govt and that didn't stop anybody.
      A very different case. I don't think that there's a person in the world who for one moment believed that the suits against Microsoft would result in Windows disappearing from the market, so to everyone, Windows remained a safe choice (politically speaking, not technically).

      However in the eyes of corporate bigwigs, lawyers and analysts such as Gartner, the antics of SCO spell trouble to the extend that:
      - Linux could disappear from the market as a viable OS, with support by companies like RedHat, and developed further by an enthusiastic community
      - Users of Linux are being sued. The Microsoft case was purely against Microsoft. The SCO case is against any Linux user or distributor they set their sights on.

      Disclaimer: I do not believe that SCO will win many cases, or that Linux will disappear. But corporations might see it differently and decide to go with a less legal troublesome technology.
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    11. Re:Sounds like it's time... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      " Linux could disappear from the market as a viable OS, with support by companies like RedHat, and developed further by an enthusiastic community"

      I don't know where they would get this idea. In the worst case they pay a licensing fee to SCO and SCO supports them. It would not disappear it would just be SCO property.

      "Users of Linux are being sued. The Microsoft case was purely against Microsoft. The SCO case is against any Linux user or distributor they set their sights on."

      I highly doubt that anybody actually believes that. Again they just pay a license fee and it's over.

      "But corporations might see it differently and decide to go with a less legal troublesome technology."

      Some might but most won't. If your competitor is getting it's operating systems for free and you are paying through the nose then they will kick your ass. Any manager who is so bad at risk assesment that they would give up competitive advantage on the .005% chance that they may get sued is proably making all kinds of irrational decisions. They are probably destroying their company no matter what operating system they choose.

      I don't doubt that there are inept managers out there. My point is that those companies are already on their deathbed or are dying. Successful companies have people on board who understand risk management.

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    12. Re:Sounds like it's time... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. But perhaps it is wiser to attack SCO's own case on its merits or lack thereof, rather than countersue.

      We don't want Linux or Open Source software in general to be referred to as 'that free software that everone and his dog is sueing one another over'


      Or perhaps they see it as someone that can't sue back, which only makes them an easier target. There's a world of difference between starting the (legal) fight and finishing it.

      Kjella

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  9. Obvious by metatruk · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's starting to become painfully obvious that indeed SCO is completely full of shit, and will stop at no ends to destroy Linux's image.

    I think at this point it would be a good idea for the slashdot community as well as everyone else in open source to start contacting the FTC

  10. When is Slashdot... by chrisgeleven · · Score: 5, Funny

    Going to sell a deck of cards showing the faces of SCO management and lawyers?

    1. Re:When is Slashdot... by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      lemme do some cypherin...

      Twofaces gozinta 52 cards 26 times. That ain't so many. Let's go a feuding... it's the Redhatfields aginst the McBrides.

    2. Re:When is Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will Darl be on the jokers?

    3. Re:When is Slashdot... by ergonal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Would Darl McBride be the joker?

    4. Re:When is Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woah, you beat me to the punch by 3 message ID's :P, next time don't post AC! AC4losar!! kthx bai. Keep drinking liquid acidli.

    5. Re:When is Slashdot... by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      Would Darl McBride be the joker?


      yes, but the "j" in "joker" will be written "sm" and the picture on the card will show him holding a crack pipe.
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    6. Re:When is Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it'll be a deck of cards consisting only of jokers.

    7. Re:When is Slashdot... by The+Monster · · Score: 1
      No, it'll be a deck of cards consisting only of jokers.
      They'll also have some Asses -er Aces. Whichever.
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    8. Re:When is Slashdot... by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1

      Would Bill Gates be the king?

    9. Re:When is Slashdot... by BrynM · · Score: 1

      No, Darl would be the King of Spades. Someone has to shovel all of the SCO bullshit and he's doing a great job.

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    10. Re:When is Slashdot... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

      When will we see The Women of SCO?

    11. Re:When is Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be better to anticipate his jail time and make him the Queen of Spades instead.

  11. Will they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Will they be able to get *BSD out of it's deathbed to battle SCO?

  12. Hypocricy by etymxris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not sure the exact quote, but when people pointed out the fallacious examples, SCO said, "We think we know our own code."

    However, their claims contradict this. Crucial to their suit is the fact that they did not know that there was UNIX code in Linux prior to all this litigation. If they did know that, then they willingly released their code under the GPL.

    Perhaps they've learned a bunch about their code in the past few months, but if their developers did stuff like ripping out BSD advertising clauses many years ago, I don't see how the new management would be privy to it.

    1. Re:Hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As another example of the current management of SCO being clueless about SCO's history, Linuxjournal.com is reporting that SCO claims that they only released the "ancient Unix" code for educational purposes. The history of the releases is clear: Caldera first released it for educational purposes and then re-released it under a BSD advertising-type license without an education use restriction.

      At first, I thought SCO was aware of all of this history and was just trying to extort money from IBM. As time goes on, however, I've come to believe that they saw a cash cow in the Unix code and didn't do their homework before filing suit. Now they've backed themselves into a corner and are just lashing out at everything and everybody.

  13. This can't have been well planned... by Badanov · · Score: 1
    It had to be a crack/pot party when they conceived of the plan to roll over Linux.

    Just unbelievable. Career/industrial suicide. Not pretty...

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    1. Re:This can't have been well planned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It had to be a crack/pot party when they conceived of the plan to roll over Linux.

      A fly on the wall tells me that it went something like this:

      It was about nine months ago when 'the man' delivered a particularly good shipment, somewhere in Utah...

      McBride: Damn but that's some good shit, man.
      Sontag: Stop hogging the pipe, Darl. You've had it for the last half hour already.
      McBride: Sheeesh... OK, you can have another rock if you give me a blowjob. I'm really wired and I need to de-stress.
      Sontag: Oh, fuck off sweetie. We've been locked in our office for so long, we haven't taken a bath in a week. You stink. Why don't we get some hookers over instead?
      McBride: That's a thought. But hang on. We haven't sold any software for the last two years. We're down to our last ounce.
      Sontag: Those fucking linux hippies. We should drive over their and jack 'em for their dough.
      McBride: Won't work, man. The damn commies have been giving it away. Tell you what though. IBM has been laying the pipe to those Open Source pinkoes. Why don't we run a Murphy game on the biggest Mack Daddy of them all?
      Sontag: We need to build up our crew though. I'll get on the cell to Boies and his little gofer Markie Heise. Given that Boise managed to shaft Gates and Ballmer, two of the heaviest G's in the valley, he should be able to kick the living shit out of IBM.

      Sontag dials phone

      Sontag: Hello? David? Why dont'cha come on over and visit with us? We've got some excellent freebase man, and we've got an idea that could see us both well stocked for the next few years or so. No, I promise I'll get Darl to keep it in his pants this time, and I've locked the Uzi's away in case he gets paranoid again.
      Sontag: They're on their way.

      30 mins later.

      The room is a terrible mess now. McBride is pacing the floor, eyes bulging. Sontag has just loaded up a fat pipe and he hands it to Boise as he lays down the plot.

      Sontag: So what do you think, man? Are you in, or do we go and find that guy who does the Chewbacca defence? What's his name, Darl? Kinda hot black guy?
      McBride: Um. Don King? Al Sharpton? Fuck knows, they all look alike to me anyway.
      Sontag: Well, except for that guy we get the rocks from. You could pick him out in a crowd.

      McBride turns to Heise, pulls out his cock and jabs it in his face.

      McBride: OK, law bitch. You've been smoking my coke all night, now it's time for you to contribute. You haven't been making it with the brilliant legal strategies, so how about making it with a hummer for Unca Darl?

      Boies stands up, and bitchslaps McBride

      Boies: Look, asshole. This idea isn't have bad. We stand a good chance of stealing some serious dough here provided you can do just two things for the next twelve months. You've got to keep your mouth shut. You've got to keep your dick in your pants. And you've got to stop smoking crack.

      Fast forward to today. Boies on the phone to McBride.

      Boies: Listen, Motherfucker. What have I been telling you for the last six months? What did I I tell you, ever and over again?
      McBride: Hey, I kept my dick in my pants, didn't I? One out of three isn't a total failure...

    2. Re:This can't have been well planned... by amcguinn · · Score: 1

      I don't believe they ever did plan to roll over Linux. They just got carried away.

      Read my journal for my interpretation.

    3. Re:This can't have been well planned... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The logic was probably something like this: Ok, we have the underpants, and we've agreed that Step 3 would be highly desirable. Step 2's documention isn't very clear, though, so we'll have to exhaustively brute force search for it.

  14. oops by metatruk · · Score: 1

    I meant to link to this comment

  15. But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Krapangor · · Score: 3, Interesting
    They just presented it as an example for code coping. And indeed this code was copied although not from the SCO codebase. But this really doesn't matter. Their main point is their far reaching definition of derivative works.
    Personally I'm rather surprised about the naivity of US developers. Do they really don't notice what it's all about. This is not just about Linux and OSS any longer. If SCO succeeds with their far reaching definition of derivative works than this would crush all US based software develoment.
    Any jerk could argue that by just using a interface/library you created a "derivative work". Device drivers will be owned by OS producers useless you got special contracts. This will blow up OOP - because when you create a child class from a class in a library you create a "derivate work" of this kind. This applies to most programs using the java gui.

    You might say know: Well, that's because SCO's claims are fucked and rubbish. Therefore these strange implications. But remember that this is a lawsuit in the US. You can get several millions of dollars for being too stupid to open a McDonalds coffee cup there.

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    1. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by FsG · · Score: 5, Informative
      I'm sick of people using the coffee cup story as an example of frivolous lawsuits in the U.S., when there are so many real frivolous lawsuits to cite.

      The coffee cup story has been thrown around so much that few people have heard the facts as they really happened. The McDonalds coffee was not only hot, it was scalding, and capable of almost instantaneous destruction of skin, flesh and muscle. Worse yet, the paper cup it was in was capable of easily collapsing and spilling the contents. Because of its insanely high temperature, the coffee was a real danger.

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    2. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If SCO succeeds with their far reaching definition of derivative works than this would crush all US based software develoment.

      That's true as far as it goes, but... They have to prove a non-traditional definition of derivative works against IBM's lawyers, who are some of the best IP lawyers in the business, and IBM must be taking this case very, very seriously (3 billion dollars serious).

    3. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and the woman didn't just get burnt and sue immediately, she spent a fair amount of time just trying to talk to the company and got quite literally nowhere. To me it seems that she had no other recourse.

    4. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

      Your right that SCO's interpretation of derivative works is too broad, but I doubt OOP programers need worry. Presumably if your using extending a class you've got a license of some sort to use it in the first place. And if you don't have a license for the class, your probably in trouble anyway.

      Your comment about McDonald's coffee is just silly. There's two important differences:

      1. Daryl McBride isn't a 81 year old woman the jury's gonna feel sorry for :).

      2. SCO is going up against IBM, that means really good lawyers (Yeah, I know McDonald's had good lawyers, see point #1).

      I don't think we're any worse off with a jury that a judge. Heck, at least with a jury SCO has to convince 12 clueless people instead of just one.

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    5. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but remember that ownership is 9/10th of the law. SCO has to establish ownership of the supposedly "infringing" code or show that it was improperly derived from SCO code. BSD code in SCO products will be easily verifiable, comparatively speaking.

      My question is when is SCO going to be sued for copyright infringement, and how much do you think that it will cost them?

    6. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by wytcld · · Score: 1

      We're skidding off topic, but since you brought this up....

      But remember that this is a lawsuit in the US. You can get several millions of dollars for being too stupid to open a McDonalds coffee cup there.

      Missing from your analysis of McDonalds' coffee is that McDonalds manages to make coffee from otherwise marginal beans by extracting it with super-heated water. So if you make coffee at home, and can drink it just as soon as it drips through the filter (I can - that's too hot for my girlfriend though), you're going to be unpleasantly surprised that fresh-brewed McDonalds coffee is hotter than that - hotter enough for serious burns. So someone experienced with coffee, with a high tolerance for hot coffee will still be endangered by McDonalds' coffee - and this is enough that their not providing a warning was found legally to be negligence. The point is not that the person burned lacks common sense, but that the common sense doesn't work here since McDonalds has cut an economic corner and made the coffee hotter than people with normal coffee experience expect.

      Give US law a break. It may usually be about letting corporations get away with anything that fattens the bottom line, but occassionally it actually protects people injured by them.

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    7. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on brother. As I recall, the woman in question suffered 3d degree burns in her groin area. I saw a presentation which included slides of the burns in question and they were grusome.

      All in all, I think the g-parent is right on the money re SCO - I was going to mod up but the cofee analogy blows it because it is so wrong. Better to point to things like One-click patents or any of those actual abuses.

    8. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
      "If SCO succeeds with their far reaching definition of derivative works than this would crush all US based software develoment. Any jerk could argue that by just using a interface/library you created a "derivative work". "

      Unfortunately for SCO, the legal definition of a "derivative" work, and a large amount of case law, clearly states that the author of the additional bits hold the copyright, AND that being used in a derivative woork doesn't give any author rights to anything besides the sutff thye created.

      103 Subject matter of copyright: Compilations and derivative works

      (a) The subject matter of copyright as specied by section 102 includes compilations and derivative works, but protection for a work employing preexisting material in which copyright subsists does not extend to any part of the work in which such material has been used unlawfully.
      (b) The copyright in a compilation or derivative work extends only to the material contributed by the author of such work, as distinguished from the preexisting material employed in the work, and does not imply any exclusive right in the preexisting material. The copyright in such work is independent of, and does not affect or enlarge the scope, duration, ownership, or subsistence of, any copyright protection in the preexisting material.

    9. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As I recall, the woman in question suffered 3d degree burns in her groin area. I saw a presentation which included slides of the burns in question and they were grusome.


      where can I get burn victim porn?

    10. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by wtansill · · Score: 1

      Stoves are hot. Don't fool with them until they have cooled sufficiently. You learn this as a child. Similarly, coffee is hot, and should be handled with care. Placing a styrofoam cup full of hot coffee between your knees in a car does not fall within the "handle with care" boundaries. The fact that you are foolish and uncautious should not be grounds for a lawsuit.

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    11. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      where can I get burn victim porn?

      Try http://www.rotten.com

    12. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by JanneM · · Score: 3, Interesting

      95 degrees Celsius isn't "superheated" - it's the preferred temperature for brewing coffee. Many - especially cheap - home brewers get the temperature too low, with pissy coffee as a result.

      Actually, a better way to brew good coffee is one of those push thingies - you boil water, and pour it right over the coffee grounds in the pot, wait maybe 2-3 minutes, then filter and drink. It is still well over 90 degrees at that point. It is also a fine cup of coffee.

      So congratulations; thanks to this "reasonable" lawsuit, you can't get a really well-made cup of coffee in the US anymore.

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    13. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might say know: Well, that's because SCO's claims are fucked and rubbish. Therefore these strange implications. But remember that this is a lawsuit in the US. You can get several millions of dollars for being too stupid to open a McDonalds coffee cup there.

      I find it funny people always reference McDonalds as far as stupid lawsuits go. I always think of people being critical of the woman who got 2nd and 3rd degree burns from their coffee. This was not a frivolous lawsuit folks! Coffee is normaly served at 180F. An accident will scold you, but not burn you. McDonalds was stupid enough to serve their coffee at over 200F and not tell anyone.

    14. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      The coffee cup story has been thrown around so much that few people have heard the facts as they really happened. The McDonalds coffee was not only hot, it was scalding, and capable of almost instantaneous destruction of skin, flesh and muscle. Worse yet, the paper cup it was in was capable of easily collapsing and spilling the contents. Because of its insanely high temperature, the coffee was a real danger.

      Do they teach physics in US schools?

      Water boils at 100 degrees celcius. Above 100 cegrees celcius, it isn't water, it's steam. So it can't be held in a coffee cup of any kind. What was in the macdonalds coffee cup was water containing a suspension of coffee grounds and a very small amount of disolved material. It is simply impossible that, on the surface of the earth exposed to the atmosphere, it could have been above 100 degrees celcius.

      Personally I find coffee near 100 degrees celcius unpleasant to drink, and it can cause minor blistering of the lining of my mouth. But there's no way it can cause 'instantaneous destruction of skin, flesh and muscle'. Furthermore, black coffee is routinely served at or near 100 degrees celcius - everywhere. The case was frivolous. So is SCO's.

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    15. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Aww, Shut Up already. An idiot pours a cup of boiling hot water into her lap and successfully sues the company that sold it to her. Did I mention it was SOLD AS BEING BOILING HOT! Dolts.

    16. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by nitehorse · · Score: 1

      Uh...

      The coffee at McDonald's in the United States was 185 degrees.

      It was 185 degrees Fahrenheit.

      You do the math.

    17. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      The woman who spilled the coffee on her lap didn't get minor blistering, she got third degree burns: charring of the skin on her thighs and crotch. She required skin grafts to repair the damage.

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    18. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by fermion · · Score: 1
      Furthermore, it shows that corporations are largely responsible for frivolous suits. The know the court system is the primary methods that the average citizen can use to gain justice when harmed by the corporation, and therefore the corporation does all they can to swamp the court system with cases in which they clearly are at fault and probably would have cost them much less if they would have settled.

      In the McDonlad case, they had 700 prior complaints. The current victim was willing to settle for a relatively small amount of money. McDonalds wasted the courts time taking this to trial, and were fined millions of dollars. Instead of paying this they wasted more of the courts time on appeals. The amount was reduced to a pittance. Instead of paying this pittance, they were obviously willing to waste more of the courts time, and the victim, being an average person, was forced to settle for what was probably a substantially smaller pittance. Remember, the victim did not want to go to court. The corporation knew exactly what it was doing. The frivolous part of the lawsuit was theirs.

      A similar thing happened with the more recent state farm case in which a policy holder killed one person and crippled another in a car accident. The police, policy holder, State Farm's own investigator, everyone, agreed that the policy hold was at fault. The victims were willing to settle for policy limits. The firm's investigators recommended that the company settle for policy limits. Instead State Farm refused to settle and told the policy holder that the company would take care of everything. State Farm did not. In fact, State Farm began harassing the policy holder trying to get him to liquidate his assets so that he could pay the victims.

      Eventually the policy holder went to court and won a settlement. The settlement was structured primarily to provide benefits to the victims, who up to this point had received almost no money. The victims who never wanted to waste the courts time, and were originally willing to set for policy limits. It was State Farm, against the recommendation of it's own investigators, that wanted to waste the time of court. It ultimately cost State Farm much more money, and there is nothing to blame but their own stupidity.

      Again, this happens a lot, especially in the insurance industry. They don't want to pay their obligations, so they clutter the court with cases so it takes so long for the customer to get a fair hearing that in most cases the customer has to take a fraction of what is due to them. In my one dealing with the insurance company, we were fortunate enough to have the money to wait them out so we in fact did get the compensation we deserved.

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    19. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by nivedita · · Score: 1

      I suggest you take a thermometer and stick it into that coffee you drink: water at a "mere" 160F (70C) can cause second- and third-degree burns in one second. Which means that if you're really drinking coffee that hot, spilling it down your front will result in a trip to the hospital and a few skin grafts.

    20. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      185 degrees Fahrenheit is about 85 degrees Celsius. Which is a very reasonable temperature to serve a warm non-tea beverage, if you ask me.

    21. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reference to the McDonalds ridiculous law suit:
      Scald burns are well known to be superficial since they imply a burn from a hot fluid mainly composed of water which cools rather fast. Hence, they only affect the skin in a superficial way, that is at the most, superficial second degree burns. Never down to subcutaneus tissues such as fat or muscle.
      Maybe the lady in question had som degree of injury to her "noble parts" if the hot coffee spilled on her lap.

      Juries in America are usually not the most versed in technical matters and lawyers always find ways to make a "poolball" look like a pencil in front of them.

      The thing is, as long as this goes to court with a jury , there is real danger of some fools making big decisions.
      Just a thought

    22. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Yep. It's hot. Blowing on it, sipping _very_ carefully in the beginning, until it gradually starts to cool off. And, yes, spilling a small amount stings a little. Spilling a whole cup would very likely result in injury.

      None of which preclude the fact that it is very good coffee, though.

      Thiing is, it's not temperature that is important, it's amount of energy. Small amounts cool very rapidly when ingested and is no problem. A few spilled drops likewise does simply not have the energy to do any damage. Get a whole pot over you on the other hand and it's certainly emergency services time - which is why it's so important to have child-proof stuff in the kitchen, as they are far more likely to get something like a hot coffeepot over themselves than an adult.

      But, as adults we are supposed to know better. We are supposed to be able to understand the immediate consequences of our actions and plan accordingly. Putting a flimsy styrofoam cup filled with hot liquid between your legs and start yanking on the lid is not conductive to a continued healthy existence.

      Lots of stuff is dangerous, even as they are beneficial in one way or another. Hot liquid can be dangerous. Messing around with high-voltage equipment can be lethal. Many, many things in our environment are sharp, or pointy, or slippery or unsteady, or just plain not designed for a grown person to stand on, climb on, get thrown into or jump over. That's the way this world is. Someone that utterly disregards all built in warnings ("These mower blades really move fast don't they? Maybe I shouldn't put my hands under it while it is running.") will get into deep trouble sooner or later.

      Child-proofing the world just leads to a world nobody wants to live in. And it won't help - if we cover the world in impact-absorbing foam, someone will find a way to choke on the foam.

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    23. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Deadbolt · · Score: 1

      You regularly drink black coffee that's a few degrees shy of boiling?

      Did you lose all sensation in your mouth as a child?

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    24. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by soccerisgod · · Score: 1
      Mensa member,

      To warn people about your IQ is a good idea, though you're off by one word.

      Do you really think SCO gives a hoot about that? They want to increase their stock value and while they're at it, harvest some license fees from companies that are either too dumb or to scared to ignore SCO's threats.

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    25. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like medical practitioners looking for fame and fortune to me...uh, oh, silly me, I just broke my finger nail on this computer keyboard. I guess I should just sue the computer maker, the keyboard maker, the place where I'm using the computer, the software maker (Microsoft), since they didn't warn me that I might get injured using their software on this obviously defective, dangerous equipment. I'll go to a hospital where they can do xrays to ensure that I haven't broken bones...oh, what's this? Bruising under the skin? Geez, this is getting to be painful too. Yep, I'm just gonna sue everyone...

    26. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by mpe · · Score: 1

      Do they really don't notice what it's all about. This is not just about Linux and OSS any longer. If SCO succeeds with their far reaching definition of derivative works than this would crush all US based software develoment.

      Why should such a ruling be specific to software? It could put RIAA/MPAA members out of business PDQ.

    27. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      The McDonalds coffee was not only hot, it was scalding, and capable of almost instantaneous destruction of skin, flesh and muscle. Worse yet, the paper cup it was in was capable of easily collapsing and spilling the contents. Because of its insanely high temperature, the coffee was a real danger.

      I will agree that the coffee was made way too hot (I think there was some regulation involved that was violated), so, yes, McDonalds was in the wrong. However, I still maintain that anyone who holds a hot cup of coffee, regardless of the temperature, between the legs is a dumbass.

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    28. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by scotch · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You speak of this "hot" as if it were only one thing. Since everyone knows that french fries are hot, for example, would it be OK for McD's to server french fries at 280 C? If you burned yourself, I'll just say, well, duh, everyone knows french fries are hot? Not all hot water has the same propensity for damage.

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    29. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1
      You might say know: Well, that's because SCO's claims are fucked and rubbish. Therefore these strange implications. But remember that this is a lawsuit in the US. You can get several millions of dollars for being too stupid to open a McDonalds coffee cup there.


      The temperature of the coffee was so high, that she had to have reconstructive surgery on her vagina!


      McDonalds employed persons to calculate the perfect temperature for the coffee to be maintained at.

      1. How long it would be (on average) between the pooring of the coffee and the consumer's first sip a few miles down the road.
      2. And then given cooling, how temperate did the coffee need to be initially for the coffee to still be good and hot when the average drive through customer took their first sip down the road.


      And you know what the calculations turned out as an answer? Close to boiling temperature was required! Like 185 deg F or something. Newtonian cooling dictates an exponential fall off in temperature. Someone should have thought twice!
    30. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Worse yet, the paper cup it was in was capable of easily collapsing and spilling the contents."

      Liar.

      You apparently didn't read the very site you reference. It clearly states it was in a stryofoam cup. It was not easily collapsable. Do you know the number of offices that use stryofoam coffee cups? Next--I put my finger in the ice cream, and got frostbite, so I sued Bryer's.

      It was her action to remove the lid that led to the accident. It also clearly states the victim was found to be 20% at fault. 20%--meanwhile, it was her actions to remove the lid that led to the accident. McDonald's is not responsible for someone else's lack of motor and/or coordination skills.

      I also find it stupid that the US government tends to compute human lives at $2 million a head. Yet the punitive damages McDonald's was charged, at one point, was 2.7 million.

      Note that she sued McDonald's, not the branch, not the manager, not the server. This was a deep pockets suit.

      This is, by definition, a frivolous lawsuit. She fuq'd up. She blamed someone else. She won. And while the scenario fits the simple definition of what is needed to bring a tort claim, that does not itself make it not friviolous.

      And I'm sick of weak minded individuals who want to point out fault at everyone else. "I'm a victim, I demand to be taken care of." Pooh, pooh. There are real cases--environmental cases, worker's comp cases, that are true and damaging. Yet the system feels compelled to award anyone in those categories instead of using judicious evaluation of the merits of each and every case.

      I feel a hell of a lot more for folks that got shit dumped in their drinking water than someone else's foolish and accidental actions that led to their own injuries, like the McDonald's grandma. Pisses me off, like lawn tractors that have a safety so you can't go easily from forward to reverse; federally mandated, because some kid got run over because someone didn't look--so they forced every machine built to have it. Maybe it's a straw-man argument, but the inequity of rules and application of enforcement makes no sense, and the McDonald's case certainly fits the paradigm.

    31. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So she wasn't getting any for a while eh?

      I wonder if her husband didn't could have sued for lack of service.

    32. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      In reference to the McDonalds ridiculous law suit:
      Scald burns are well known to be superficial since they imply a burn from a hot fluid mainly composed of water which cools rather fast. Hence, they only affect the skin in a superficial way, that is at the most, superficial second degree burns. Never down to subcutaneus tissues such as fat or muscle.
      She had third degree burns to 6% of her body. You are clearly wrong. Read the case.
    33. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by dhogaza · · Score: 1

      Which is why she was held 20% at fault by the jury.

      McDonald's had all sorts of problems in the lawsuit, including the fact that it was shown that they had prior knowledge of the fact that their coffee was being served hot enough to cause serious injury, that they serve it hotter than is standard in the fast food industry, etc.

    34. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by dhogaza · · Score: 1

      Coming from the great Pacific Northwest, home of our country's best coffee ... the assertion that the best coffee is brewsed at about 90 C is bullshit. Optimium brewing temperatures are considerably lower.

      You should *never* brew with boiling water, that's for damned sure. If you're in the woods and worried about giardia - boil then let the water cool 20 C before brewing.

      McDonald's negligence was cut and dried, documented themselves in fall-on-your-sword fashion. The decision was a no-brainer for the jury, which was smart enough to assign 20% responsibility to the plaintiff, BTW.

    35. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are advocating selling liquid that can cause 3rd degree burns in 2-7 seconds to operators of moving vehicles?

      They should be lucky to be selling food and beverages at all, since research is showing that they are just as distrating as cell phones and other things.

    36. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too am sick of fat dirty nerds defending McDonalds in this case just so they can pretend to be intellectually superior. Next they'll be telling us that they are right because they are members of MENSA!

    37. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it causes 3rd degree burns it means you can't fucking drink it. So is Coffee still Coffee if it can't be drunk without burning your fucking throat? No.

      "He also testified that a burn
      hazard exists with any food substance served at 140 degrees or above,
      and that McDonalds coffee, at the temperature at which it was poured
      into styrofoam cups, was not fit for consumption because it would burn
      the mouth and throat. "

      Here's an experiment:
      Get a fucking Fahrenheit thermometer and make coffee at fucking 185 degrees, drink it and then post to /. with your burnt fucking mouth.

    38. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by wtansill · · Score: 1

      In the McDonlad case, they had 700 prior complaints.

      Wow. 700 complaints. Over what period of time? Having served how many millions of people during that time? I have no statistics, but I'd hazard a guess that those 700 complaints represented some small fraction of one percent of all the folks who bought McDonald's coffee over the years. The auto and airline industries would love to have such a small number of complaints. I have all manner of sympathy for the poor woman -- I'm sure she was in pain, but lets face it -- she did something foolish and suffered the consequences.

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    39. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yep. It's hot. Blowing on it, sipping _very_ carefully in the beginning, until it gradually starts to cool off. And, yes, spilling a small amount stings a little. Spilling a whole cup would very likely result in injury. None of which preclude the fact that it is very good coffee, though.

      Water that hot will burn the beans. You don't use boiling hot (or nearly boiling hot) water to brew coffee.

    40. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      RedWizard, you forgot to point out that "scalding hot water" has a temperature of about 130 F at the low end. Even most home coffee makers create scalding coffee.

      This page explains about water burns.

    41. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by gladbach · · Score: 1

      I may be wrong, but I thought the derivative work aspect/clause was only applicable because it was in the contract between ibm and sco... its not like if sco wins that aspect, that it will efffect anyone but ibm... sco is screwed, no doubt about it. Linux will easily be able to replace any code that actually belongs to sco. just the fact that they have been caught red handed stripping out the bsd copyrights should have the case thrown out as soon as a judge takes one look at it all imho.

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    42. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      Like the others, I find your McDonalds metaphor inappropriate. There are real incidents of frivolous lawsuits, but that case is not one of them. Here is a link to details on the case if you would like further elucidation:

      http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm

      Basically, the woman had 3rd degree burns, had to go to the hospital, where they decided skin grafts were necessary, and the woman asked Mickey D's for $20,000 to take care of the medical costs. They refused. It went to court, where discovery revealed that McD had previously known about the safety implications regarding the temperature at which they "held" their coffee, but disregarded them.

    43. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, but remember that ownership is 9/10th of the law.

      Please don't cite things you heard in third grade. And incorrectly, to boot. What you heard was "possession," not ownership.

    44. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Alomex · · Score: 1


      Coffee is brewed at 95 C, but should never be kept in the hot plate at that temperature. It ruins the flavour!

    45. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Odinson · · Score: 1
      "would it be OK for McD's to server french fries at 280 C?"

      If they were that hot the fries, the carton and the bag would be ON FIRE!

      Excuse me maam? Why did you throw a flaming McDonald's bag in my car... AHHAHHHHHHHAH AAAARG oooooo AAAAHHHEEEEEE!!!!

      Yea I guess you could win that suit.

    46. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to post a reasonable reply as to why 90 degrees celcius really isn't a reasonable temperature to serve FAST FOOD coffee, but then I thought about it... I can assume from your above statement that McDonalds coffee must have been really good, since it used to be brewed at 90 degrees celcius.

      I can't find the words.

      You, sir, are a fucking idiot and are not worth a reasonable reply.

      Good day.

    47. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      The woman who spilled the coffee on her lap didn't get minor blistering, she got third degree burns: charring of the skin on her thighs and crotch. She required skin grafts to repair the damage.

      Then she's lying. Coffee can't do that. No aqueus suspension can do that. So either (i) it wasn't coffee that she spilled or (ii) she didn't get charring. You cannot make coffee hot enough to do that (except on the surface of Jupiter or inside a pressure vessel): the basic nature of the universe won't let you. Don't be silly

      Simon, not yet fully awake, pissed off with stupid americans, and drinking a cup of coffee made with boiling water - the hottest physically possible - as he types.

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    48. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      The coffee at McDonald's in the United States was 185 degrees.

      It was 185 degrees Fahrenheit.

      You do the math

      <sighs/><fx action="bashes forehead repeatedly on the desk"/>

      Which is 85 degrees celcius. The coffee I'm drinking right now is 92 degrees celcius. If someone offered me coffee at 85 I'd complain because it wasn't hot enough.

      Do they teach you anything at all in American schools?

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    49. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can get several millions of dollars for being too stupid to open a McDonalds coffee cup there.
      While I'm sure your intentions were pure, there is a trolling lesson to be learned here. This minor remark spawned a huge tree of offtopic replies. McDonalds coffee: one for the toolbox.
    50. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by nitehorse · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't drink anything that's hot enough to cause third degree burns on my skin, but if that's your bag, then more power to you.

      Maybe you can drink coffee that is near the boiling point of water, but us normal humans like to wait for it to cool down a little bit before we melt our tongues and cheeks off.

    51. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You like warm beer too, don't you?

    52. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't drink coffee the same way you drink Pepsi. Personally, I tend to blow gently across the surface, cooling it down a bit, and then carefully take a small sip while inhaling lots of air, cooling it down even further. That way, when you reach the bottom of the cup, it's not fucking freezing.

    53. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      The temperature of the coffee was so high, that she had to have reconstructive surgery on her vagina!

      Um, why was she putting scalding hot coffee into her vagina, anyway? I could see it hurting her clitoris, either/both labia, or even her perenium, but her vagina? Was she fucking this cup of coffee, or just playig with it?

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    54. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by bigfatty37 · · Score: 1

      Don't be a spaz. It's not the water but the oil from the coffee beans that cause all the damage.

    55. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      You are correct, liquids, including water, do not cause 'charring' - but at the temperature it was served - actually the temperature a few minutes later, when the cup collapsed and spilled the coffee onto her lap as she tried to remove the top to add creamer - it WAS hot enought to cause full thickness tissue destruction - the definition of third degree burns. Because of the full thickness burns, skin grafting was required to repair the damage.

      I agree that this seems to be a case of user error - until I wonder WHY McDonalds gave her a cup of coffee that was that hot, in a cup that obtained a large part of its' structural strength from its' lid, AND the creamer. How was she supposed to get the creamer into the coffee?

      I guess that, since there was no safe way to remove the lid - which was keeping the hot liquid in a safe condition - McDonald's was criminally negligent IN GIVING HER THE CREAMER - not in serving their coffee to hot!

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    56. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      From the evidence in the case, the reason for the temperature was that THE COFFEE KEPT LONGER, so they did not have to throw out old batches and make new - they just kept the temperature up and served the old.

      That was one of the reasons given for the size of the jury award - the only reason McDonald's had for keeping the temperature that high, even after paying several hundres of thousands of dollars in prior claims was it saved them more in supplies than they paid out in penalties. The jury was trying to make the penalties high enough that McDonald's would no longer think it was more profitable to keep the coffee that hot.

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    57. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      You're very confident for someone who wasn't in surgery, doing the skin grafts. It's not like she spent two weeks cooped up in her apartment, after which she came out and said "I needed skin grafts to repair the damage". She spent two weeks in a hospital, having the burns repaired by many different medical professionals, some of whom testified at the trial. Her original claim against McDonald's was only for reimbursement of those medical expenses.

      Take a second before you pull the trigger next time, okay?

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    58. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Listen, this is very simple. Yes, she got third degree burns, but she did not, and this is very important, did NOT get 'charring'. That is what all the grandparent poster said.

      Water does not cause 'charring'. That simply cannot happen.

      Finkployd

    59. Re:But SCO's main lawsuit isn't about this code. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      The grand-parent post asserted that she was lying about the extent of her injuries because I misused the word "charring" to specify the effects of third degree burns. She did have third-degree burns, she did get skin grafts, she did spend two weeks in the hospital.

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  16. sounds like justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's what they get for buying SCO stock

    1. Re:sounds like justice by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      agreed
      There is enough information floating around in the normal computer publications and even in the mainstream press, that anyone who falls for this is a fool who has soon been parted from his money.

      I have a few shares in a few companies (I don't have to take my shoes off to count the companies ;-) ) and I made sure I knew broadly what they were up to before buying even those few shares. I suppose that shareholders in Enron, Worldcom, Marconi (in the UK) and some others had an excuse. People/organisations who bought into SCO recently have none.

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  17. Google translation of the Heise article by yokem_55 · · Score: 1, Funny

    SCO vs. Linux: The time of the conspiracy theories In history around SCO and the source code from SCO existence, rich at idioms and twists, possibly transferred after Linux, new turns are to be reported. With the conspiracy theory that Microsoft behind SCO stands, it associates the theory that the refusal of the requirements of SCO is a only one, well camouflaged campaign of IBM. Thus the InfoWorld reported that SCO boss sees Darl McBride IBM as an author of the dirt campaign. IBM caused Novell to place itself against SCO meant McBride, employed long years with Novell as a director/conductor of the Netware Embedded division (NEST). IBM has talks floated to complain against SCO means it in addition. Also Eric Raymond of the open SOURCE initiative would stand on the pay roll IBMs, which would finance besides the Free software Foundation and thus the lawyer evenly Moglen, continued to implement Darl McBride. While IBM as talk has the accusations lapidary for nonsense explained and about Novell none came, Eric Raymond raffte itself up to send an open letter at Darl McBride. In it answered in the negative Raymond by IBM to be paid did not deny however IBM to have helped. Altogether Raymond appealed to the reason of the SCO upper one with an allusion to the insight ability of Darth Vader : "you have the choice. Remove the dark helmet and converse with us like a human nature, or you continue your way, which lets bad times fear for us, however you and the entire SCO Topmanagement into the ruin will completely surely float." Off the roaring star Wars Rhetorik Eric Raymond used the open letter, in order to make attentive on a Petition of the Linux Community, which were read out on the SCOForum. In their the SCO Group is requested to give up and all inkriminierten places in the SOURCE code call the confrontation course. In response the Linux programmers want to assure to revise all questionable places: "if right right-hurt-hurting that code in the Linux Kernel to be present should become, we it remove, because our community would not like to have a part of this Kernels." The polite request will possibly remain without answer, because SCO with first, on which SCOForum published proofs could not convince. Apart from the problem of the "Greek" code is in the meantime the Berkeley presented by SCO pack filter (BPF) into the center of the interest moved. The SCO example originates from the file/sys/net/bpf.c, which is available here. In the cutout shown by SCO is missing the BSD Lizenzbedigungen, which is to be always called in accordance with BSD license: "Redistributions OF SOURCE code must retain the above copyright notice, this cunning OF conditions and the following more disclaimer." Because they are missing, code experts go such as Bruce Perens and Greg Lehey of the fact out that SCO with the example proved that the license conditions were removed agreement-adversely. Thus a classical self-gate could be present, particularly since other possibilities are impossible. Like that the programmer of the version used in Linux was employed by BPF, Jay trainingist, with Caldera, wrote however the Clean Room variant of BPF before its time with Caldera. From the circles of former Caldera developers several persons can remember that in the SCO Trees in many places with the BSD code the copyright notes were missing. The procedure to cut "redundant" licenses off seems to have practiced also at other companies. Thus heise on-line developers to, that experienced the "technology" at Siemens Nixdorf, announced themselves. If the proof situation in the case SCO should confirm itself, then the code Hunter of this company excavated a proof, which occupies the exact opposite of the accusations by SCO. At least in the case of BPF SCO the power POINT presentation would not only have ( when ppt , when pdf ) separate the whole code make public, in order to weaken the suspicion.

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  18. Link to the fish by AJWM · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's the
    babelfish translation of the German article.

    Now, can somebody please post a link that translates from babelfish English to real English?

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    1. Re:Link to the fish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Now, can somebody please post a link that translates from babelfish English to real English?
      Approximately, are you whom you speak what? privately, I find babelfish translation clearness, can rely on completely completely!
  19. Simple Version by ZPO · · Score: 5, Informative

    The whole SCO mess is really pretty simple when you think about it.

    Through the IPO and such a bunch of lawyers ended up with a large interest in Caldera/SCO. When they realized they didn't have any revenue from product sales they decided to: A) Find another possible source of revenue. B) Increase the value of their near worthless stock holdings.

    So, SCO needed to find a company that A) had a Unix license with them. B) Was a large player in the Linux space. C) (most importantly) Wouldn't blink at the cost of buying them. IBM looked like an attractive target.

    Unfortuantely for SCO, IBM didn't blink. They just laughed, gave them a lollipop and told them to run along. Since the stock was ticking up the SCO execs/lawyers (same people) are playing it to the hilt and trying to create an impression that they might be gaining some huge revenues soon. Look what its done to their stock. Also, look at who is suddenly selling stock in SCO.

    Pretty soon IBM will give them the bitch-slap they so truly deserve and likely buy their assets pennies on the dollar at a bankruptcy sale.

    Until then, lets just recognize this whole fiasco for what it is. Its a pump-and-dump on the stock. Nothing more, nothing less.

    1. Re:Simple Version by Mephie · · Score: 1
      Pretty soon IBM will give them the bitch-slap they so truly deserve and likely buy their assets pennies on the dollar at a bankruptcy sale.

      Everyone has been saying this since this whole ordeal started. It hasn't happened yet, and everyone keeps saying it will. That kind of makes me nervous. I personally don't think SCO has a leg to stand on, but my opinion doesn't much matter. I really do wish IBM would get off their duff and deliver this much anticipated bitch slap already and put a stop to this crap.

    2. Re:Simple Version by Zygo · · Score: 1
      C) (most importantly) Wouldn't blink at the cost of buying them. IBM looked like an attractive target.

      Unfortuantely for SCO, IBM didn't blink.

      Oh, but IBM did blink, in exactly the same way that a pack of wolves blinks when a lame sheep stumbles into a large group of them.
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    3. Re:Simple Version by Arker · · Score: 1

      They are going to court just as soon as they can. Unfortunately that's a slow process. In the meantime, don't expect them to do a lot, except keep scrapbooks full of SCOs statements for use there.

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    4. Re:Simple Version by ZPO · · Score: 2, Funny

      The timing isn't right at the moment. Wait for the stock to tank (SEC investigation or 10Q filing). Then the pimp stick will come out.

      In my dream world IBM will buy SCO once the stock dips below $0.66US (the price all the execs had their options repriced to), but before they declare bankruptcy. Then IBM could run a charity action and sell the chance to "Fire a SCO executive". I think the bidding would go quite high on who gets to fire Darl McBride. It will also pretty much completely ruin the credibility of those involved on the SCO side.

    5. Re:Simple Version by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon IBM will give them the bitch-slap they so truly deserve and likely buy their assets pennies on the dollar at a bankruptcy sale.

      Oh man, I can see it now: SCO out of money, not being able to pay IBM's legal fees. Judge decides to hand over the assets to IBM. IBM releases all code under GPL... The irony...

      Hey, I can dream, can't I.

    6. Re:Simple Version by amcguinn · · Score: 1

      But SCO couldn't have planned originally to take on all Linux users/distributors, or they wouldn't have been so uproariously incompetent. They must have just suddenly had the idea and run with it

      What do SCO think they're doing

    7. Re:Simple Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That way IBM inherit SCO's legal bills and their debts. Whilst they can obviously afford it, why should they bother?

    8. Re:Simple Version by kscguru · · Score: 1
      IBM doesn't particularly like the GPL - I can't seem to recall anything they've _directly_ released under it. (JFS and other stuff was by companies that were de facto, but not legally, IBM).

      And honestly, IBM ain't gonna GPL the code. They want to make money off of it... they'll want to sell products based off it without giving away all their proprietary modifications... which means they need the code under a less restrictive license. I'm thinking BSD-style, or even public domain (after all, just about everyone's seen the UNIX sources, or so it seems!). But no way GPL.

      Me? I'm dreaming for public domain :)

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    9. Re:Simple Version by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      by the time they make it to court, they will be broke.

      Darl predicted about $25M next quarter. thats the current $7M in UNIX stuff, plus $19M from SCOSource I suppose!?

      But of course since they pay YOU to buy their license by giving out stock, they will last as long as they can get away with devaluing the cost of the stock they give away in their deals. I think SCO will become transparent in 2 quarters.

    10. Re:Simple Version by ArtDent · · Score: 1

      No, JFS was released by IBM, proper. It was released as GPL so as to be compatible with the rest of the kernel.

      You're right that IBM doesn't, by choice, use the GPL. It uses licenses that allow for proprietary derivative works (not just by IBM, but by others; remember that if IBM is the copyright holder, they could always dual-license like TrollTech). The Common Public License, under which Eclipse is licensed, is an example.

      So, you're right that it would most likely be a BSD-like license.

    11. Re:Simple Version by gnutechguy · · Score: 1

      Given that MS has "bought" into SCO's interpretation of derivative works, couldn't IBM just "terminate" MS's "DOS" license, and demand a license fee from every Windows user? I don't agree with this logic, just a thought.

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    12. Re:Simple Version by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      No way they'll make it public domain. GPL is the most likely, because that way they can continue to use it as a legal tool defensively.

      Sam Palmisano: Bill, we understand that you're using some Unix code that we've GPL'd without distributing the source. Are you sure you want to a) pursue a case with us and b) charge us that much for Windows?

      Bill Gates: I hate the GPL.

      Sam: Well, Bill, you drop that little patent suit you were planning against Red Hat, and uh, we'll forget that you've got *OUR* Gpl'd Unix code in your operating system...

      Bill: (seething) Dammit. Foiled again.

  20. Is it just me? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Funny
    Or are the PR releases and subsequent disproving of them getting more and more ridiculous? I mean, come on.....this REALLY needs to have a series of cartoons done on Pennyarcade.

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    1. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't think Tycho and Gabe care enough to make a cartoon out of this. A lesson that all of us should take to heart.

    2. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In what way does this relate to games? Not that I've noticed a theme at penny arcade or anything...

    3. Re:Is it just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, they're too busy butt-fucking each other to bother reading the news.

    4. Re:Is it just me? by jcast · · Score: 1

      More likely, a strip about SCO would have to be actually funny, and they don't want to ruin their streak.

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  21. This adds weight to my hypothesis by twelveinchbrain · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You may recall that recently SCO declared the GPL invalid. I believe the real reason why they did that is not, as many believe, because they continued to distribute Linux after they announced their lawsuit, but instead because they have actual Linux code inside their own SCO Unix. So far, this is just a hypothesis, but I think it best explains their action.

    If in fact they have copied BSD code in violation of the BSD, then it's very plausible that they have copied GNU/Linux code in violation of the GPL.

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    1. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by 6079_Smith · · Score: 1

      You may recall that recently SCO declared the GPL invalid. I believe the real reason why they did that is not, as many believe, because they continued to distribute Linux after they announced their lawsuit, but instead because they have actual Linux code inside their own SCO Unix. So far, this is just a hypothesis, but I think it best explains their action.

      If the GPL really were invalid, as they claim, they would still not have been allowed to use GPLd code. Even they should know that.

      Now SCO obviously doesn't give a shit about what's allowed and what's not, but claiming the GPL is invalid in order to be able to use GPLd code doesn't make sense.

    2. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1, Funny

      You may recall that recently SCO declared the GPL invalid.

      In Sovied Russia, the GPL declares SCO invalid!

    3. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by hacker · · Score: 1
      "If in fact they have copied BSD code in violation of the BSD, then it's very plausible that they have copied GNU/Linux code in violation of the GPL."

      To take that one-step further, what if they copied GNU/Linux code into SCO's UnixWare product (or the core SysV that it is derived from), and removed all attribution from the code they copied, and sold that to Sun, HP, IBM, SGI, Fujitsu, and so on... and those companies wrote their OWN code based on that code, and contributed THAT (derived?) code to Linux (as IBM has with code they've independantly created, derived from AIX, passed to the Free Software community)?

      If SCO claims they "own" Linux, Unix, the sun, and air, then this vindicates their illegal actions.

      If SCO gets the GPL invalidated (yeah, right =), then what they did is also "allowed", since the license they "validated" was invalid to begin with.

      Curiouser and curiouser.

    4. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by twelveinchbrain · · Score: 1
      My hypothesis is based on the following (hypothetical) chain of events:
      1. SCO, for some reason, copies GPL'd code into their Unix product
      2. SCO decides to sue IBM
      3. SCO, in doing their pattern analysis, discovers t
      4. SCO, realizing they're screwed, declare the GPL invalid


      Parethetically, I might add:
      1. ?????
      2. Bankrupt!
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    5. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by Bananenrepublik · · Score: 1

      I think, what they mean when they say the GPL is invalid is the following (I'm referring to the published examples, there may be others with IBM replacing SGI):

      1. SGI obtained the UNIX source code
      2. SGI put UNIX code into Linux, putting only an SGI copyright on top
      3. SGI has no rights to do so. at least SCO thinks so
      4. hence SGI can't put this code under the GPL
      5. hence this part of Linux is not GPL'd, copyright preempts the GPL

      Now why does their distribution not put this code under the GPL?

      6. because there was no appropriate copyright on this code and at that time Caldera didn't have access to the Unix sources, Caldera/SCO couldn't find this copyright violation. So they distributed this in good faith, thus not giving up their rights, since they couldn't have known any better then
      7. now they have the problem of supporting their past customers, hence they distribute updates from their FTP servers only to former customers (without verifying, of course) ,to keep the damage low for them

      So far their behavior seems justifiable if not reasonable. Now comes the stupid parts:

      8. not saying which code is infringing
      9. threatening everybody
      10. sueing IBM

      And because this is slashdot:

      11. ???
      12. federal prison, get pounded in the ass, look like this guy.

    6. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by shaitand · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, and it comes out in the falling of SCO. It could make ALOT of proprietary code magically enter the open source world... since it would make unixware and sysv core gpl'd, and all the derivatives made by each company thereafter. Further, it would make a difference because every customer who purchased copies they used this code in is entitled to the complete source. There is a good chance that SCO's "assets" in unix copyright will be repo'd to pay for their loses in court anyway, and in turn be gpl'd.

      But something like this could put proprietary unix to death once and for all.

    7. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      What if there is GPLed code not written by SGI in SCO unix? Then what happens?

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    8. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by PingXao · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that's true, I don't know. But I do know they just sold some very expensive licenses to Microsoft. What will happen if Microsoft goes ahead and starts cherry-picking the codebase for their own purposes without so much as a nod to the GPL? SCO will be long gone when the turds hit the fan in that case. They will claim "Hey, we licensed the rights from SCO. They told us not to worry about all that GPL crap."

      I'm afraid that at that point a whole new can of worms will be opened. The current SCO case IS NEVER GOING TO TRIAL, IMO. SCO will either file for bankruptcy or settle. What then? Nothing will have been decided as far as legal precedents go. Nobody knows what terms were in Microsoft's licensing agreement with SCO. What if SCO granted them 'rights' in perpetuity that no successor-in-interest can ever revoke? Isn't that what IBM is claiming now vis-a-vis their agreements with AT&T for the rights to Unix?

      THAT will be the big test. Right now, SCO is like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. Microsoft will not be so easy to take on in court. Hell, they took the entire U.S. government for a ride recently and all they got was a slap on the wrist! If and when that happens Microsoft will have already learned valuable lessons from this case. Maybe that's why IBM is reluctant to show their cards in this case so far.

    9. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because someone violated the GPL by mixing code with it, does not mean they will be force to release the code they own under GPL. That's up to a judge at the end of a trial (or before during a settlement).

    10. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Ya know, I know the goatse guy's face is not the first thing anyone notices, and the photo is really so disturbing and disgusting that we all probably clicked away from it before getting that far, but if you actually ignore the right hand side of the picture and just check out his face well: he actually looks a li'l like good ole Darl McBride.

      Makes you wonder, haina?

    11. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by Omnedon · · Score: 1
      Copyright merely says "This is mine, I authored it."

      License says "This is the manner in which I give you permission to use what is mine."

      GPL says "This is mine, I authored it. I give you permission to make (and distribute) copies, but you must attribute me as author. You cannot sell copies, beyond the cost of media."

      GPL *DOES NOT* conflict with copyright.

    12. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      One minor correction: you cannot sell copies of GPL'ed source code beyond the cost of media. You can charge for the binaries whatever the market will bear.

      See 'Selling Free Software' for a more complete explanation.

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    13. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by andrewski · · Score: 1

      That, and the fact that their USB and IPv6 implementations just appeared out of thin air with many of the same quirks (esp. USB) that Linux has.

    14. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by Omnedon · · Score: 1
      Thank you.

      This I did not know (although it does not contradict my primary point, just the details).

      Actually it adds more questions. I can charge 'a heap' for compiled binaries, required to make source available with binaries.

      Required to make source available without prior purchase of binaries?

      Must read further (just not at 4 am...).

    15. Re:This adds weight to my hypothesis by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Required to make source available without prior purchase of binaries?

      No. Also not required to make source publically available, only required to make it available to anyone to whom you provide the binary.

      For example, MS could include the complete windows source code on the CD, never say anything about it, and few would ever notice. I know that *I* haven't looked that closely at a Windows CD.

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  22. SCO doesn't care by starseeker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Continuing to cover this is not particularly useful. SCO won't be bothered by anything so trivial as facts. They are out for blood and maximum damage, and no possible response from anyone is going to stop them now. They will have to be defeated, but no action we take or not take will do anything significant. They know they aren't popular and don't care in the slightest. They may even know they are wrong, but that won't stop them from trying to use the system to get $$.

    If we want to do something interesting, let's look ahead to how we might lobby and/or structure the GPL 3.0 to fight this kind of crap. Maybe create an auditing trail software package people can use to know not just the origin of a piece of code, but how it is used and what code is based off of it. Also give more press to the idea of mutual defense clauses in licenses - kind of the counterweight to the cross licensing of IP between companies. Let's think of some positive steps we might take in the future to make our position so obviously strong that anyone short of an SCO type wouldn't waste their time. I think someone who earlier said SCO really believes it is actually impossible for open source to produce what it has was right on the money, and with that settled in their own minds SCO goes into attack mode. There is nothing that can be done about such attitudes but fight. For the rest of the (semi) sane world however, making our position more obviously strong might be good. Let's focus there, and wait until SCO does something that we can actually respond to before rewarding any more of their tantrums.

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    1. Re:SCO doesn't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Covering SCO may not be useful, but it's very fun.

      I love seeing SCO stories because I know it's always going to be very surreal and absurd and humorous. SCO really does remind me of Iraq during the last battle. "Linux users and open source developers are cowering in fear and commiting suicide at the gates of Germany. We are setting those open source infidels on fire!".

    2. Re:SCO doesn't care by yetanothertechie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Continuing to cover this is not particularly useful...

      ...wait until SCO does something that we can actually respond to before rewarding any more of their tantrums.

      I disagree. While SCO's FUD machine won't be stopped with facts, when this case gets to court the facts are what will make the critical difference. We need to have as much visibility into SCO's shenanigans as possible, so that as many of us as possible can get our heads together, do our research, and completely refute their allegations.

      In another vein, until the case gets to court and gets resolved, we're battling in the court of public opinion. I've noticed that there's a wonderful amount of coverage being given to our (collective) refutations of SCO's allegations. We need to keep this up so that the public (including those who make IT decisions) are kept informed as to the true status of SCO's groundless claims. Linux is really gaining momentum these days - we need to make sure to strongly counter SCO's claims so that the momentum keeps building.

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    3. Re:SCO doesn't care by aussersterne · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They may even know they are wrong, but that won't stop them from trying to use the system to get $$.

      This is what so many slashdot readers and posters on other forums don't understand... It's not about the legal details. SCO is of the ilk that believes "if it's legal, it's moral" and will use that logic to extract $$$ from whomever they can using whatever components of "the system" they can. They will have no qualms about destroying anyone's livelihood, anyone's hard work or indeed half the software industry to line their own pockets.

      And if all of this mass destruction does occur, in the post-mortem interview as they are lining their pockets they will happily answer press questions with "Obviously it's ethical! Everything we've done is according to the letter of the law."

      Recklessly self-serving corporate logic of this type is a bigger evil than "the terrorists" who are at least fighting for something that they believe; in the long run and big picture, this type of profiteering is probably more dangerous as well. The world can sustain a lot more 9/11 attacks than it can Exxon Valdez disasters, Bhopal disasters or Papel Cataguazes disasters, all of which were about profits and nothing else.

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    4. Re:SCO doesn't care by yoshi_mon · · Score: 2

      I agree. The public often sees inactividy as a sign of weakness. If SCO is allowed to FUD unabatited then they seem to be winning.

      I think we need to get some more lawsuits against THEM. Every time Bruce goes off on how he has been wronged in the press the next sentence should be about how another *nix user has brought suit against him.

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    5. Re:SCO doesn't care by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      It *is* useful. We geeks need our daily dose of hysterical laughter.

      realityshunt

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    6. Re:SCO doesn't care by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 1

      I agree, unfortunately SCO has a few factors leaning to its advanatage:

      1. FUD is fast, courts are slow. Already the self-proclaimed industry analysts are advising IT managers to "take it slow" with Linux and Open Source until the "IP issues are clarified" and other such nonsense. If this case ever makes it to court in April 2005 (baring any delays) then expect a ruling in 2006 at the soonest... that's plenty of time for SCO to continue to stoke the FUD flames and grab market share from paranoid (and gullible) PHBs.

      2. The technology press is proprietary-biased. The common industry misconception is "no one ever got fired for buying proprietary software". Some have pointed out that open source licenses often do not include indemntiy clauses to cover the customer's liability in case of IP disputes... only a few quiet pundits have pointed out that even proprietary licenses have limited indemnity clauses. Overall the technology press wants to prove that Linux/Open Source is some kind of "free lunch" and us "freeloaders" need to be taught a lesson that software must be paid for by someone or else the world just wouldn't make sense... the levels of ignorance are profound.

      Personally I love it when pundits scoff at Linux/Open Source when their own web servers and email servers are running Linux and other GNU-type software and they're not even aware of it. "My email doesn't rely on open source software because I'm using Outlook!" *sigh*

      3. Some companies have the money to pay SCO to leave them alone, and they will. Before this case comes to any sort of conslusion, in the meantime regardless of how blatantly wrong SCO's claims are, some companies will pay SCO just to have that piece of mind that they won't get tangled in the IP crossfire. Unfortunately they will bolster SCO's claims and give SCO more funding to continue harassing everyone. One would hope that anyone who buys a SCO license now will sue SCO for 5 times the amount later when this case get's settled heavily against SCO.

      4. SCO investors and management only need to buy themselves enough time and enough publicity to cash out. Have you noticed how many press releases SCO pumps out every day lately? It seems they have devoted half of their staff for looking for matching lines of code (not knowing where it all came from) and the other half writing press releases.

      Enron and others have demonstrated that you can scuttle a company and stay out of jail as long as you saved enough money to hire an army of laywers.

    7. Re:SCO doesn't care by fermion · · Score: 1

      and let us not forget that Enron caused much bigger problems for the banks, brokerage houses, and governmnet officials that 9/11.

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    8. Re:SCO doesn't care by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      True. Let, just for a moment, give SCO the benefit of the doubt. Let's assume that some of their IP is illegitimately in the Linux kernel, that it is good functional code, and that they should be recompensed for it. Let's further stipulate that Linux is worth the same price as Unixware. That's undervaluing it, of course.

      Now, if SCO had a legitimate beef, then they would probbably seek a fair licensing price. What would that be? $79 per license? $39? $129?

      In any case, they would certainly need to provide a license price that allows the distributors: to continue to make a profit, price Linux competively, and represents a portion of the cost consistent with the portion of the code they claim is theirs.

      However, the compensation they are requesting is outrageous. Therefore, SCO is not interested in receiving a fair portion of their contributions, they are just interested in killing the market for Linux.

    9. Re:SCO doesn't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Granted, my recollection of exxon valdez is from corporate news, that the fault lay with a drunk caption not at his post, but if that's not what happend, what did, such that you're pointing out the cause to being corporate greed?

    10. Re:SCO doesn't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think "supertanker" vs. multiple holds of crude in smaller batches to minimize damage from accidents. Think "hull thickness" and "emergency preparedness".

      The only reason these giant boats with ultra-thin skins (for their mass) and virtually no prevention or mitigation equipment onboard are out there carrying impossibly huge quanitites of oil is that they make moving crude oil in large quantities very cheap. Until any tiny little thing goes wrong. Then they are like massive beached whales bleeding black into the ocean, something that happens all too often.

  23. dagnamit by yokem_55 · · Score: 2

    SCO vs. Linux: The time of the conspiracy theories

    In history around SCO and the source code from SCO existence, rich at idioms and twists, possibly transferred after Linux, new turns are to be reported. With the conspiracy theory that Microsoft behind SCO stands, it associates the theory that the refusal of the requirements of SCO is a only one, well camouflaged campaign of IBM. Thus the InfoWorld reported that SCO boss sees Darl McBride IBM as an author of the dirt campaign. IBM caused Novell to place itself against SCO meant McBride, employed long years with Novell as a director/conductor of the Netware Embedded division (NEST). IBM has talks floated to complain against SCO means it in addition. Also Eric Raymond of the open SOURCE initiative would stand on the pay roll IBMs, which would finance besides the Free software Foundation and thus the lawyer evenly Moglen, continued to implement Darl McBride.

    While IBM as talk has the accusations lapidary for nonsense explained and about Novell none came, Eric Raymond raffte itself up to send an open letter at Darl McBride. In it answered in the negative Raymond by IBM to be paid did not deny however IBM to have helped. Altogether Raymond appealed to the reason of the SCO upper one with an allusion to the insight ability of Darth Vader : "you have the choice. Remove the dark helmet and converse with us like a human nature, or you continue your way, which lets bad times fear for us, however you and the entire SCO Topmanagement into the ruin will completely surely float."

    Off the roaring star Wars Rhetorik Eric Raymond used the open letter, in order to make attentive on a Petition of the Linux Community, which were read out on the SCOForum. In their the SCO Group is requested to give up and all inkriminierten places in the SOURCE code call the confrontation course. In response the Linux programmers want to assure to revise all questionable places: "if right right-hurt-hurting that code in the Linux Kernel to be present should become, we it remove, because our community would not like to have a part of this Kernels."

    The polite request will possibly remain without answer, because SCO with first, on which SCOForum published proofs could not convince. Apart from the problem of the "Greek" code is in the meantime the Berkeley presented by SCO pack filter (BPF) into the center of the interest moved. The SCO example originates from the file/sys/net/bpf.c, which is available here. In the cutout shown by SCO is missing the BSD Lizenzbedigungen, which is to be always called in accordance with BSD license: "Redistributions OF SOURCE code must retain the above copyright notice, this cunning OF conditions and the following more disclaimer." Because they are missing, code experts go such as Bruce Perens and Greg Lehey of the fact out that SCO with the example proved that the license conditions were removed agreement-adversely.

    Thus a classical self-gate could be present, particularly since other possibilities are impossible. Like that the programmer of the version used in Linux was employed by BPF, Jay trainingist, with Caldera, wrote however the Clean Room variant of BPF before its time with Caldera. From the circles of former Caldera developers several persons can remember that in the SCO Trees in many places with the BSD code the copyright notes were missing. The procedure to cut "redundant" licenses off seems to have practiced also at other companies. Thus heise on-line developers to, that experienced the "technology" at Siemens Nixdorf, announced themselves. If the proof situation in the case SCO should confirm itself, then the code Hunter of this company excavated a proof, which occupies the exact opposite of the accusations by SCO. At least in the case of BPF SCO the power POINT presentation would not only have ( when ppt , when pdf ) separate the whole code make public, in order to weaken the suspicion.

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  24. SCO's website by loom · · Score: 0, Redundant


    A little off-topic but :

    Am I the only one who can't reach SCO's website today ?

    1. Re:SCO's website by cayfer · · Score: 1

      it is not only sco.com and caldera.com. sco.de and sco.it dont respond either. the urls resolve though... it seems that they're dropping incoming http requests

    2. Re:SCO's website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not working for me either.

    3. Re:SCO's website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read on another forum it's a sobig.f DDoS happening. After looking like a big fizzer last night the executable that seems to have done nothing is working its magic

  25. 2 hours late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You were almost two hours late with my daily noon SCO bashing story! I was trapped here for TWO whole hours clicking refresh furiously as I awaited my noon story!

    Oh the horror...

    1. Re:2 hours late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was trapped here for TWO whole hours clicking refresh furiously

      And you still missed FP? Loser

  26. here's one from news.com by CowBovNeal · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:here's one from news.com by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      From the link:

      SCO rattled the technology world early this year by filing a $3 billion lawsuit against IBM

      IMHO, that should be:

      SCO has alternately infuriated and amused the technology world since filing a $3 billion lawsuit against IBM........

      I don't seriously think all that many people have been rattled.

      reailtyshunt

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      Democracy is susceptible to being led astray by having scapegoats paraded in front of the electorate.
  27. WHAT???!?! by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Building your company on a GPL license is like building your enterprise software on quicksand. Everybody is scared to death that their own IP is going to get sucked into this GPL machine and get destroyed."
    -Carl McBride

    ::slack-jawed, agape stare::

    Let me get this straight. He made an analogy about building a company on a LICENSE, to writing software in quicksand.

    I think what he meant to say was "Building your enterprise software using a GPL license is like building your company on quicksand" or something like that but he is so full of shit he can't get a coherent analogy to the reporter. Didn't the copy editor of that story pick that up, or do they want him to look like a fool.

    I'm not going to even address the drawn out, oft-repeated FUD of the second part of his statement.

    I'll post more comments about some of the quotes on http://www.anerispress.com/wltsim/ as I get a chance.

    Carl, you're comedic gold. Let's keep the hits coming.

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    1. Re:WHAT???!?! by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      You meant Darl, right?

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  28. More likely.. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    SCO will lose, and be bankrupt because of it.

    IBM will win.
    SCO will have nothing left to complain about. After they are done with IBM, (or IBM is done with them), one of two things will happen.

    SCO will be gone.

    SCO will start suing other linux companies, at which point a whole pile of BSD and Linux developers will, for the first time in history, join together in one of the largest class action software lawsuits ever, and accuse SCO of stealing code from both of them.

    1. Re:More likely.. by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      SCO will be gone

      ... at which point Microsoft will pay off another failing company to be its next litigation suicide-bomber? They've got the cash to keep it up for years...

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  29. shit or get off the pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    At this point I guess we can assume we aren't going to hear from SGI or Marcelo. I can't blame them this is a legal issue and they aren't trying to pump up any stock prices so there is no reason to speak publicly from their points of view.
    What we have is code that is definitely not "line-by-line copying". It is either New Unix code modified to fit into Linux or Old Unix code that was updated to work in Linux in a way similar (but not the same) as how the same thing was done in New Unix.

    Cutting Unix code and pasting it into Linux would be a violation of copyright but that isn't what happened here. Is using Unix code as a model to make a Linux function a violation of copyright?

    Another point is that given two 5 million line collections of code that do the same things, written by people trained the same ways and potentially building from the same base, our common sense ideas of what can be a coincidence and what can't may not apply.

    Buy anyway, SCO has repeatedly asserted that there is line-by-line copying from New Unix into Linux. They gave two examples that clearly are not that. They have also shown that they can show examples of disputed Linux code without violating their "contracts". The question for SCO is "You keep saying you have line-by-line copying. Where is it?"

    1. Re:shit or get off the pot by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
      "Is using Unix code as a model to make a Linux function a violation of copyright?"

      No, because processes can't be copyrighted (patented, yes, but not copyrighted). And given that there are only a certain number of ways to express "1+1=2", and even fewer if you use the limited vocabulary and strict syntax rules of any programming language ... it's very likely that source code written by skilled programmers for the same platform, in the same language, for the same task, will strongly resemble each other, and can be identical in many places without implying anyone copied from anyone. It's much like writing a recipe - there are restraints on your creativity because of the subject matter, and you can't start getting "original" without impeding functionality or user comprehension.

      102 Subject matter of copyright: In general

      (a) Copyright protection subsists, in accordance with this title, in original works of authorship xed in any tangible medium of expression, now known or later developed, from which they can be perceived, reproduced, or otherwise communicated, either directly or with the aid of a machine or device. Works of authorship include the following categories:
      (1) literary works;
      (2) musical works, including any accompanying words;
      (3) dramatic works, including any accompanying music;
      (4) pantomimes and choreographic works;
      (5) pictorial, graphic, and sculptural works;
      (6) motion pictures and other audiovisual works;
      (7) sound recordings; and
      (8) architectural works.

      (b) In no case does copyright protection for an original work of authorship extend to any idea, procedure, process, system, method of operation, concept, principle, or discovery, regardless of the form in which it is described, explained, illustrated, or embodied in such work.

  30. Wonder what IBM's code analysis shows by jimshep · · Score: 1

    It seems that IBM has access to the source code of both UNIX SysV (for its AIX product) and Linux. I would think that by now IBM has performed an analysis of both codes to determine what possible infringements, if any, exist. I wonder if IBM will either state that there are no infringements prior to trial or begin submitting patches to rid the Linux source of potential infringements that they have discovered.

  31. evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mr. bill says to sco that they get money
    if they make linux look bad. this has been
    just a bad publicity trick. if sco goes
    down it's worth it.

  32. Why are we getting angry at them? by fr0z · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm just busy laughing my ass off...

    But seriously, all this talk of "Let's sue SCO! Issue them C&D letters!" will bring us nowhere. Let them appear like the rabid dogs that they are and let IBM and Redhat smack them down...

    Then after they're done, we can hunt them like ducks and spammers.

    In the meantime, we should focus on raising the profile of Linux. In a calm, Zen-like manner, unlike SCO's behaviour. This is a hearts-and-minds campaign, people...let's get to work...

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    1. Re:Why are we getting angry at them? by Lord+Custos · · Score: 1

      But seriously, all this talk of "Let's sue SCO! Issue them C&D letters!" will bring us nowhere.
      Do you think Darl would actually obey a cease and desist? Of course not.
      In his logic, that would be an IBM plot to shut him up. So he'd keep spouting FUD, but after a cease and desist, he can actually be punished for the FUD itself.

  33. DarlThink by HopeOS · · Score: 5, Funny

    [ ] e) After taking possession, it became your car anyway; he owes you a new car.

    -Hope

  34. I Love Babelfish by sabat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love babelfish:

    Altogether Raymond appealed to the reason of the SCO upper one with an allusion to the insight ability of Darth Vader: "you have the choice. Remove the dark helmet and converse with us like a human nature, or you continue your way, which lets bad times fear for us, however you and the entire SCO Topmanagement into the ruin will completely surely float."

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    1. Re:I Love Babelfish by arth1 · · Score: 1
      Altogether Raymond appealed to the reason of the SCO upper one with an allusion to the insight ability of Darth Vader: "you have the choice. Remove the dark helmet and converse with us like a human nature, or you continue your way, which lets bad times fear for us, however you and the entire SCO Topmanagement into the ruin will completely surely float."


      This is clearly a wrong attribution to Darth Vader, when any lexical analysis will clearly show that it written by Yoda was.

      Anyhow, it's not a statement with any kind of impact whatsoever. SCO's executives are American, and culturally any kind of communication that isn't polite, or tries to make suggestions, is met with a smiling stare. If it was meant as a real request to SCO's management to start communicating, it must be phrased very differently. Openness or allegories will invariably be seen as rude and ignored.

      Regards,
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    2. Re:I Love Babelfish by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just had a horrifying thought. What if someone were to dub Star Wars (or almost any movie) after running the dialog through bablefish?

      ::SHUDDER::

      -

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    3. Re:I Love Babelfish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happen???????

    4. Re:I Love Babelfish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sure that isn't Taiwanese technical documentation from 1990?

    5. Re:I Love Babelfish by gilh · · Score: 1

      This has clearly been passed through the Yoda filter as well.

    6. Re:I Love Babelfish by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      That's actually quite a funny thought. Somewhere in all these files I have a transcription I did years back of the dialogs of the first three movies. Hmmm....good weekend project. IIRC there is a limit to how much you can dump into babblefish.

      But would that mean that Yoda's speech would actually come out sounding normal?

      realityshunt

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    7. Re:I Love Babelfish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just did a quick test...

      Source: Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmph. And well you should not! For my ally is the force, and a powerful ally it is.

      -> Portuguese -> English:
      It looks at me. It judges me for my size, you? Good Hmph. and you do not have! For my ally they are the force, and an ally who powerful is.

      -> French -> English:
      Look at me. Judge me by my size, you? Hmph. And good would not owe you! For my ally is the force, and a powerful ally which it is.

      -> German -> English:
      Regard me. Do you judge me by my size of, you? Hmph. and probably should not you! For my allied one are the strength and an efficient allying, which are it.

      -> Italian -> English:
      It watches. It judges it from my format? Hmph. And bond you would not have! For my allied one it is the force and allying that powerful it is.

      -> Spanish -> English:
      Mireme. Juzgueme by my size, you? Hmph. And well you do not have! For my ally it is the force, and a long-range ally that is.

      So, it looks like French is the best of the lot, as far as Babelfish-Yoda goes. Spanish and Italian are the funniest, IMO (long-range ally? Judges it from my format?)

    8. Re:I Love Babelfish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a bit of a bonus, English -> French -> German -> French -> English:
      look with him. My dimension, do you decide it? Of Hmph. and well you would have! For my ally, the force and a powerful ally are that it is.

      I thought I couldn't do Korean and Chinese, because I didn't have the right fonts installed - but of course, I could just copy and paste the characters I did see...

      -> Korean -> English:
      In me it sees. Me by a size will carry and administer justice, it is not like that? Hmph. And it is good and it spreads out and the thing intelligence it is not,! My ally hazard are the ally and the force which are powerful.

      -> Chinese -> English:
      Looks at me. Judges me by mine size, right? Hmph. And is good you not to be supposed! For mine ally is it is strength, with a powerful ally.

    9. Re:I Love Babelfish by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      and it gets increasingly more (in)comprehensible (double meaning meant).

      Diversity it shows. Of what we know not, shows more, it does.

      realityshunt

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  35. Sometimes the Babelfish is too damned funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Altogether Raymond appealed to the reason of the SCO upper one with an allusion to the insight ability of Darth Vader : "you have the choice. Remove the dark helmet and converse with us like a human nature, or you continue your way, which lets bad times fear for us, however you and the entire SCO Topmanagement into the ruin will completely surely float."
    Why like Yoda does this sound... hrrrmmm?

    Anyone have any idea what ESR really said?
    1. Re:Sometimes the Babelfish is too damned funny... by LordKaT · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:Sometimes the Babelfish is too damned funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Transate from German to English, English to Portuguese, Portuguese to Swahili, then Swahili to English to find the answer.

  36. hrm. by pb · · Score: 1

    So what is SCO liable for now, is anyone keeping track? I count fraud, quite possibly extortion, and also slander and libel, especially regarding the ridiculous conspiracy theory statements regarding IBM controlling the IT industry's response to this.

    Don't you think that if IBM could have controlled the IT industry's response to *anything*, we'd all be running OS/2 now?

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  37. Darl McBride quote from the future by geophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You want fries with that?"

    1. Re:Darl McBride quote from the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, "yes, bitchmaster, I'll be happy to toss your salad."

    2. Re:Darl McBride quote from the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, he'll end up doing testimonials for various sexual lubricants. If they show pre and post trial pictures of his ass, be sure to turn away. It 'aint gonna be pretty.

    3. Re:Darl McBride quote from the future by HopeOS · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about "Note to self: don't pick up the soap."

  38. Re:So whats the problem???? by botzi · · Score: 1
    "you have the choice. Remove the dark helmet and converse with us like a human nature, or you continue your way, which lets bad times fear for us, however you and the entire SCO Topmanagement into the ruin will completely surely float."

    You should simply replace Darth Vader with Yoga and eveyrthing fits perfectly!!!!!

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  39. Darl responds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know who this Dennis Ritchie guy is, but he obviously has no respect for SCO IP. As soon as my crack legal team locates him, he will be sorry!

    Yours Truly,

    Darl
    Oh yeah, we are also implementing a new SCO trademark, "SCO owner of all IP post Genesis". What do you think?

    1. Re:Darl responds by valdis · · Score: 1

      "crack legal team".

      Yeah. That would explain shitloads.

  40. "violated the BSD license"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > In effect, SCO has proven publicly that they violated the BSD license.

    Actually, this would be a criminal violation of copyright law.

    To knowingly remove the mark from a work prior to distribution expressly demonstrates "intent to infringe". Bizerkly should sue SCO for statutory, per copy, infringement.

    The event happened in Germany, so the rules may be different there. But, intent is intent, and it doesn't matter where that intent was first formed. Just 'cus you cut the illegal DVDs in Malaysia doesn't mean you're untouchable in the US for copies you've distributed there.

    They say CA has a budget problem. We'll maybe SCO can fund the University for a few years. That's gotta help, a little.

    1. Re:"violated the BSD license"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      > The event happened in Germany

      Huh? SCO/Caldera is Utah-based. No one is in Germany except for Heise, the news outfit.

    2. Re:"violated the BSD license"? by manvantaradude · · Score: 1

      Obviously the entire Unixware code must be audited for further violations of this sort. One could argue the "innocent" practice of stripping BSD headers has possibly mislead SCO into making these accusations in the first place.
      Microsoft has also mentioned possible code copying. Perhaps they need to be audited for stripped code also? :)

  41. and redundant by brokencomputer · · Score: 1

    The first comment thread explains why sco.com is down.

  42. You know your a nerd when... by wiggly-wiggly · · Score: 2, Funny


    ...you think Linus Torvalds is a celebrity.

    1. Re:You know your a nerd when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you probably qualify just by knowing who he is.

    2. Re:You know your a nerd when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      With all due respect to RMS, Linus is THE poster child of the internet.

      ~Cederic

    3. Re:You know your a nerd when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that'll be Al Gore.

    4. Re:You know your a nerd when... by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Not true. I have a friend, tall (5'11", 36" legs), blonde, beautiful, mostly former model (she still models occassionally), who is in marketing, and while she was consulting with a tech firm she met Linus once.

      She knew who Linus was and couldn't wait to gush about meeting him afterwards. And she is definitely NOT a nerd.

      OTOH, I suppose I'm pretty much a nerd and maybe she just wanted geek cred. Hmmm.

  43. "Funny" by ergonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone else find it amusing that lately a lot of the high-ranking posts on SCO topics have been "Funny" ones? Is it just because there's nothing left to talk about except SCO mockery? :P

    1. Re:"Funny" by kardar · · Score: 1

      "If we don't have a resolution by midnight on Friday the 13th, the AIX world will be a different place." [June 12 2003]

      I was napping when my guard dog started barking like crazy for some reason. It was a little past 4 in the afternoon. I woke up and went back and sat down at my computer, where I was working on a report. Of course, while the coffee is brewing you have to go to Slashdot, right? So there is this story about SCO declaring the GPL invalid - of course I had to see what was up. I went to click on the link and my monitor made a strange noise and went dead. My computer case beeped and I was startled. The surround sound system started making this very low cyclical sound - (scared the hell out of the dog) - I sort of wheeled myself back from the monitor as to ward off some evil spirit - that was that Thursday - I called the power company, and the 1800 number was busy - for hours - and eventually, of course I found out that was that power outage.

      I can't take SCO seriously anymore, sorry.

  44. Kicking it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I got a kick out of seeing 80's ghetto slang co-existing with dry white-bread terms like "10Q".

    Mamma said knock you out! Momma said claim yourself as a dependant!

    1. Re:Kicking it by MyHair · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even gangstas need 1099's for their bling bling.

  45. translation got it right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure many people, not just Moglen, would like to "implement" McBride. farm and other sharp implements

  46. BUSTED! by josepha48 · · Score: 1
    I guess this means that BSD could sue SCO then for violating their license?

    One could say that SCO has been busted, and that it is only a matter of time before they are investigated. So who does one file a complaint with about a company?? Better Business Bureau or Federal Trade Commision or both? Or is there a better place?

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    1. Re:BUSTED! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. But what would be the damages?

      If you infringe on a copyright shouldn't there normally be damages first? So for GPL and BSD stuff which are typically free, what value to set for the damages?

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    2. Re:BUSTED! by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      Well...freedom. For the code, of course.

  47. Karma to burn ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because I felt like it, I've babelfished the text of the Slashdot story. As for the anonymous reader "being recognized in Ritchie, Thomson SCO ' as an evidence ' Dennis who has him of which writes the cord/code which is quoted you write. This in order to be agreeable with the analysis of blues Perens of the sliding show of SCO's Las Vegas completely, request of break Stowell ' has done the fact that it is that word that vis-a-vis our ones at this you dig under point in time. "Andreas Spengler when SCO you write, in the fight which is the under way between the community of Linux", only Heise the caldera (now SCO) was the execution of Linux of the Berkeley package filter which is written at outside, but that and as for the German publisher who is the general method of removing the copyright notice of BSD from the source code which is used for the other company inside showed there. In fact, SCO in BSD license. That "you violated, it proved publicly (warning, as for the article in German. As for a certain) finally, semi- anonymous reader the stomach of IBM CDs of WeLovetheSCOInformationMinister with pyre. "How concerning it burns?" everything which is learned is written

  48. Erp! by jd · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Talk about "expert witnesses"! You can't get much more expert than this. This is not just going to dent SCO's case, it is going to seriously dent SCO. Why? After all, this is a "geek fight", and nobody in industry cares about geeks. (We might know how important we are to civilization, but that doesn't mean any PHB's do!)


    First and foremost, it dents their credibility. Either they don't know what they own, or they are guilty of intellectual theft. Either way, would you subcontract to a company with serious IP issues? No, this isn't going to do SCO any good at all. It would raise way too many questions with those with the money. Such as "are they going to steal anything from us?"


    Second, it raises the issue of liability. If SCO have been open to doing a bit of IP theft of their own, in the past, then will SCO customers be subject to unexpected license fees themselves? Since SCO clearly thinks they can demand fees from Linux users, it would logically follow that SCO UnixWare users may be subject to fees from other companies, if SCO has incorporated IP without authorization.


    The US Navy is a big SCO UnixWare user, and it has plenty of cash. That makes it a nice, juicy target for corporations who have even a halfway decent case of SCO misusing their IP. The Navy is more likely to pay than not - Governments tend to be wary of bad publicity in the run-up to a major election, and virtually anything asked for is going to be loose change to the DoD.


    But let's say that happens. Is the DoD likely to stick with SCO? After getting bitten, even if the bite is relatively mild? Probably not. SCO isn't strictly approved for the sort of use it gets. Quietly shifting to a "trusted" OS may well prove cheaper both financially and politically.


    Government spending dwarfs spending by virtually all companies in the US, combined. The loss of Government orders would devastate a company like SCO, which probably gets much of its income that way. It is also likely to turn the fortunes of whoever the Government turned to. (Likely HP or Sun, as those tend to be favourites with the US Government.)


    Neither of these companies has been doing well, of late, but a major contract shift - or even the suspicion of one - could change that in a big way.


    This is not just a consequence of these statements, but is a consequence of the ramifications of all aspects of this case. If you follow the chain far enough, one thing is very clear. Whether SCO wins or (more probably) loses, there's going to be a reckoning, and the tech landscape will shift.

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    1. Re:Erp! by jenkin+sear · · Score: 1
      Government spending dwarfs spending by virtually all companies in the US, combined.


      OK, not to nitpick, but according to the us govt. printing office, Federal Government spending is about 28% of the overall Gross Domestic Product. It's still a ton of money- but remember, the govt is mostly supported by income taxes- and salaries from companies are what pay those. Even with deficit spending, it's pretty hard to outspend your income by a factor of 10 : 1. I'd buy "Govt Spending dwarfs any individual company or specific industry's spending". Your larger point is pretty much on target.
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    2. Re:Erp! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second, it raises the issue of liability. If SCO have been open to doing a bit of IP theft of their own, in the past, then will SCO customers be subject to unexpected license fees themselves? Since SCO clearly thinks they can demand fees from Linux users, it would logically follow that SCO UnixWare users may be subject to fees from other companies, if SCO has incorporated IP without authorization.

      I was thinking along these lines the other day.
      If it's OK for SCO to send letters to 1500 Linux / IBM shops warning them of possible IP infringement issues, why not turn that tactic around on them?
      Somebody should compile a list of SCO customers and send them letters warning them of possible IP infringement issues using SCO software. IBM's patent infringement charges in their countersuit are for-real serious issues. SCO will likely lose against these charges (if they survive long enough to make it to trial) and IBM can enforce them any way they want, including blocking SCO from shipping ANY software product, while allowing others to infringe the patent with impunity.

  49. Time to nuke SCO HQ from orbit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...its the only way to be sure.

  50. Category category category by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now it's not enough to block the "Caldera" category, we gotta blocks the "Courts" category as well?

    Jeez.

  51. Slashdot T-Shirt design by Frantactical+Fruke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Black shirt, white text:

    "Uh, SCO sucks! (Score:5, Insightful)"

    I'm trying to cut down on my SCO story habit by reading at +5. Not that it helps much...

  52. All your matrix are belong to SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In A.D. 2003
    IP War was beginning

    IBM: What happen?
    RedHat: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    RedHat: We get signal.
    IBM: What!
    RedHat: Main screen turn on.
    IBM: It's You!!
    SCO: How are you gentlemen!!
    SCO: All your code are belong to us.
    SCO: You are on the way to destruction.
    IBM: What you say!! (trying stop laughing)
    SCO: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    IBM: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
    IBM: Take off every "lawyer."
    IBM: You no know what you doing.
    IBM: Move "lawyers".
    IBM: For great justice. We fight for Linux. ....
    ((((time passes))))

    "In the beginning, there was a Caldera, and for a time it was good....Next, SCO/Caldera tried to make Linux in it's own likeness....Thus did SCO become the architect of his own demise."

  53. Re:So whats the problem???? by rbullo · · Score: 1

    Because we'll all be so flexable, we can fit into anything, right?

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  54. Smoke and Mirrors by bubba_ry · · Score: 0

    I dunno...but my buddy and I have discussed this whole charade, and we agreed that this is all one big sham.

    Consider this: SCO execs supposedly started selling off their stock a few weeks ago. Perhaps all this B.S. is just an attempt to jack up their stock so that they can sell it all off, cash in, and fold the company...

    All this hoopla is just a ploy.

  55. I posted the same joke. ESR really said: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You have a choice. Peel off that dark helmet and deal with us like a reasonable human being, or continue down a path that could be bad trouble for us but will be utter ruin -- quite possibly including jail time on fraud, intellectual-property theft, barratry, and stock-manipulation charges -- for you and the rest of SCO's top management.
    Now he sounds more like ESR, aye?

    Thanks to LordKat for the link.

    1. Re:I posted the same joke. ESR really said: by LordKaT · · Score: 1
      You're welcome! But, don't thank me, thank Slashdot

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  56. Not only that.... by putaro · · Score: 1

    But, in his reality, the machine that is sucking IP in is the Unix licensing agreement and SCO's theory of derivative works. It's hard to believe that these guys even listen to themselves.

  57. at SCO hq by bgs4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Darl: so, um. Ya. So we didn't try googling our code before we showed it in las vegas?
    Blake: ya, no.
    Lawyer#1: ya, um, we, ah. Ya.
    Lawyer#2: dropped the ball on that one!
    Darl: so, ya, and, um, it's, ah, in a book from 1977? Huh. Didn't know that.
    Blake: ya, a book! Who knew.
    Lawyer#1: didn't think to look in a book.
    Lawyer#2: ya, hm, ya, book.
    Darl: hmm, book. And, ya. Umm, it was released under the BSD license?
    Lawyer#1: ya, BSD. Hmm.
    Blake: so. That was, um. Ya.
    Lawyer#2: BSD. Uh hu.
    Darl: so... Dennis Ritchie? Really? He's famous and stuff.
    Blake: um, ya. Dennis Ritchie.
    Lawyer#1: Dennis Ritchie, uh hu. Famous.
    Lawyer#2: Hmm. Ya.
    Darl: um, Linda, if you could get my stockbroker on the phone that would be great, thanks.

    1. Re:at SCO hq by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Are you, um, like a writer for Home Movies or something?

    2. Re:at SCO hq by kiolbasa · · Score: 1

      So, are they all supposed to be Rastafarians now?

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    3. Re:at SCO hq by jcdick1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it makes dem sound more like a Yuper.

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    4. Re:at SCO hq by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      To those who don't get the refrence, I do believe the orignal poster was trying to give them the "Boss from Office Space." kinda spin on them.

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    5. Re:at SCO hq by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ex-rastas.. they smoke crack now you know..

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    6. Re:at SCO hq by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      To those who don't get the refrence, I do believe the orignal poster was trying to give them the "Boss from Office Space." kinda spin on them.

      Actually, it looks pretty much like what a genuine verbatin transcript of a normal casual conversation would look like. You'd be surprised at how many "um", "er", "yah no" and the like are included in most conversations when you really listen to them.

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    7. Re:at SCO hq by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just makes me think of Fargo.

      It has only been 13 seconds since you hit reply! You shall have a typing penalty pause.

    8. Re:at SCO hq by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Little late in replying but yes! I actually do know!

      I write some short fiction sometimes and it's odd when you think about how people really talk vs how things are written. It also makes you understand why they teach speech and drama, getting up and speaking non stop or not in conversation is not something that you do all the time. (For most ppl.)

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  58. Huh by Flower · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like Dennis' check from IBM finally cleared...

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    1. Re:Huh by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

      Looks like Dennis' check from IBM finally cleared...

      I wish I could still cash my paychecks 26 years after doing the work - mine expire after 180 days or so.

      La la la...

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    2. Re:Huh by digitect · · Score: 1

      That was the funniest post of this whole article. Thanks.

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  59. This doesn't change anything for me... by aussersterne · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    The important detail in your link is that this person a) had trouble removing the coffee cup lid and b) held the fresh cup of coffeee between her legs to try to pry the lid off.

    I wouldn't even try to hold a cup of room temperature liquid between my legs to try to get the lid off because obviously it will end up in my lap... a large part of the cup's rigidity comes from the lid; the amount of pressure required to "hold" a cup between your legs while you conjure with the lid will obviously collapse the cup if the lid is removed.

    I hate large corporations as much as the next man (and probably about a hundred times more, for anyone who has seen my slashdot posts), but sometimes stupidity is just stupidity.

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    1. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let's say you go to McDonalds and order a hamburger. And there's a big piece of shit instead of burger.

    2. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Arker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      a large part of the cup's rigidity comes from the lid; the amount of pressure required to "hold" a cup between your legs while you conjure with the lid will obviously collapse the cup if the lid is removed.

      Yes, and that's why those lids had a little flap you could pull up and make an opening to drink through without taking the lid off.

      She was an idiot, but it took the lawyers to do the real damage.

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    3. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Bob+Violence · · Score: 1
      The important detail in your link is that this person a) had trouble removing the coffee cup lid and b) held the fresh cup of coffeee between her legs to try to pry the lid off.

      I wouldn't even try to hold a cup of room temperature liquid between my legs to try to get the lid off because obviously it will end up in my lap... a large part of the cup's rigidity comes from the lid; the amount of pressure required to "hold" a cup between your legs while you conjure with the lid will obviously collapse the cup if the lid is removed.

      According to the linked article, it was McDonald's policy at the time of this incident to keep coffee at 185 degrees F. This is clearly an insanely high temperature for a beverage--home-brewed coffee is usually at 135-140 degrees (again according to the article), and I would guess that a Starbuck's-type establishment wouldn't keep the coffee at a temperature too far above 140. The unusually high temperature of McDonald's coffee created a severe burn hazard:

      Plaintiffs' expert, a scholar in thermodynamics applied to human skin burns, testified that liquids, at 180 degrees, will cause a full thickness burn to human skin in two to seven seconds. Other testimony showed that as the temperature decreases toward 155 degrees, the extent of the burn relative to that temperature decreases exponentially. Thus, if Liebeck's spill had involved coffee at 155 degrees, the liquid would have cooled and given her time to avoid a serious burn.
      If the coffee had been at a lower temperature, the woman's burns would have been far less severe and there probably would have been no lawsuit (or at least the jury would have decided for McD's). As it was, the jury found her 20% responsible for the spill, and reduced the damages award. As you point out, it should be clear that holding a cup between your legs and taking off the lid could result in a spill. However, most people don't expect fresh coffee to cause third-degree burns. I've spilled hot coffee on my pants at home, in the car, etc., and never gotten burned. I wouldn't have expected McDonald's coffee to burn me either.
    4. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really need to fuck off and die.

      Fucking waste of space.

    5. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'm wondering is, does anyone over there still drink tea? Any McDonald's restaurant that serves a cup of tea that wasn't on the brink of boiling moments ago, ought to be replaced with a big block of concrete.

      So, yes, drinking tea (proper tea, that is) means actually *not* drinking it until you've decided it's at a low enough temperature to suit your mouth. I fail to see why drinking coffee, which is also a very warm liquid, should be so much more demanding.

      It is unfortunate that we are, to such a large degree, being governed by stupid people.

    6. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      What is tea? I live in America.

    7. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh I have another admirer?

      Or are you one of the old ones?

    8. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I thought that's what always happened.

    9. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you made tea with cold sea water in america, ir is that only an old Bostonian custom?

    10. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:This doesn't change anything for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't even try to hold a cup of room temperature liquid between my legs to try to get the lid off because obviously it will end up in my lap

      Yes, but you wouldn't expect to be so severely injured by a normal cup of coffee, would you? That's the mitigating factor - if the coffee was at a safe, reasonable temperature, she wouldn't have been injured so badly.

  60. Funny as the thought is by Arker · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fact is Linus didn't call Ritchie's code ugly. He called SGI's patch ugly, that's a big difference. Yes, the patch included some of Ritchie's code, but the ugly part was the rest of it - having a separate malloc implementation just for their code in particular.

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    1. Re:Funny as the thought is by zulux · · Score: 2, Funny

      , but the ugly part was the rest of it - having a separate malloc implementation just for their code in particular.

      ALL really-good code has to have it's own malloc, string and big-num implementations. Bonus points if you write your own parser for reall small expressions, extra bonus points if your parser has really odd operator precidence that require lots of parens to make usable.

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    2. Re:Funny as the thought is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      extra bonus points if your parser has really odd operator precidence that require lots of parens to make usable

      ... Bruce Perens?

    3. Re:Funny as the thought is by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Extra bonus points and consulting fees later if it's undocumented.

    4. Re:Funny as the thought is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALL really-good code has to have it's own malloc, string and big-num implementations. Bonus points if you write your own parser for reall small expressions, extra bonus points if your parser has really odd operator precidence that require lots of parens to make usable.

      F*ck You!

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  61. Yeah, but... by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    We can still use the laser pointer and cat example of a ludicrous patent, right?

    Especially since I got prior art on that. (Ashley and a Mag-Lite flashlight, 1991!)

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    1. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got prior art on both of ya! .5 mw HeNe lab laser (about a foot long) circa 1985, and at the time two cats.

  62. Information Minister by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw it, and I couldn't resist. So sue me.

    The truth is near.

  63. Personally... by arthur5005 · · Score: 1

    Personally I find this one the most commical:

    "The silent majority is behind SCO, and they're hoping that SCO prevails in the end."

    Seriously, if you heard him say that in an Iraqi/middle eastern accent, you would swear he was the Iraqi Information Minister's brother...

    1. Re:Personally... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that was Nixon's line. I may have the wrong politician. But he's not even being original.

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  64. I FINALLY "GOT IT"! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when Caldara waxed poetic about Linux and an ultimate merging with Unix V?

    Well, there was that needly AT&T license thing in the way. If Caldera released any of the code it would be undermining the licensee's rights. SCO says so, so it must be true.

    So, here's the theory...

    This is all a clever setup to get Unix V into the public domain! They've created a situation where damned near EVERYBODY has a cause of action against them. GPL, BSD, Red Hat, IBM, end-users.

    Heck, Berkely's is practically proceedural.

    Would somebody please step up already and accept the Unix V copyright as damages? Seems SCO can't give it away, for trying!

  65. re: using the dmca by bman08 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    because its illustrative of just how stupid a law it is. if major companies were as routinely screwed by this law as the little guy, the DMCA would be a memory.

  66. Hot coffee by Arker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh bite me.

    I'm so sick of people trying to portray this nonsense as reasonable. Yes the coffee was hot. It was advertised that way. Everyone knew it was hot. I and many many others bought that same hot coffee day after day for years. We wanted it that hot, so it would still be a good temperature after we finished driving to work and had time to drink it. It came with a little cardboard holder and a cover that, when you were ready to drink, you could open in a controlled way so that it stayed mostly covered even then.

    Then one idiot clenched it between her legs to wrestle the lid of and sued McDonalds when she, predictably, burned herself. And because of her, you can't buy coffee hot enough to still be drinkable when you finish your commute anymore.

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    1. Re:Hot coffee by rmohr02 · · Score: 2, Informative
      It was advertised that way.
      No it wasn't. The basis of the lawsuit is that McDonald's didn't advertise that the coffee was really hot.
    2. Re:Hot coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The basis of the lawsuit is that McDonald's didn't advertise that the coffee was really hot.

      This is still so very amusing. And still so very, very sad.

    3. Re:Hot coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a fucking break. Who buys coffee expecting it to be cold? (lawyers, of course).

    4. Re:Hot coffee by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      It was advertised that way.

      No it wasn't. The basis of the lawsuit is that McDonald's didn't advertise that the coffee was really hot.

      That doesn't alter the simple fact that anybody with an IQ greater than that of a sponge knows that coffee is hot and should be handled with at least some caution.

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    5. Re:Hot coffee by moof1138 · · Score: 1

      The coffee was so hot that it was literally burning people's mouths. They had recieved repeat complaints that their coffee was causing injuries, and did nothing. The main reason why why the suit award was so large was because McDs knew that they were injuring people by serving 400 degree coffee and did nothing about it.

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    6. Re:Hot coffee by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      Regular coffee doesn't cause 3rd-degree burns. She was suing over the extent of the damage done to her, not due to the fact that some damage was done.

    7. Re:Hot coffee by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      McDs knew that they were injuring people by serving 400 degree coffee

      As a cup of coffee is mostly water, I doubt they were able to heat it to 400 degrees.

    8. Re:Hot coffee by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

      Yeah.

      At the time I thought a good analogy to that was someone smashing their hand with a hammer and suing the tool maker because the hammer was hard and heavy.

      I quit going to McDon's completely after that. At least I can still buy a percolator that makes hot coffee...

      Some people are just plain stupid.

      realityshunt

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    9. Re:Hot coffee by Arker · · Score: 1

      It wasn't 400 degrees. It was, IIRC, 180 degrees F. And yes, of course, it would burn your mouth if you drank it at that temperature. It was sold at that temperature to go and after a 15 minute drive it was just perfect. If you wanted to drink it faster, you asked for some ice in it. That way everyone's happy.

      Now, if you want coffee to drink 15 minutes later you're out of luck, they can't sell it anymore, because we all have to be prohibited from getting what we want so that the people that are so stupid they clamp one of these cups of 180 degree coffee between their legs and rip the cover off it don't have to learn not to do that.

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    10. Re:Hot coffee by ozborn · · Score: 1

      185 degrees (not 180) is way too fucking hot to sell coffee at, and who the hell asks for ice in their coffee so they can drink it 15 minutes later? I worked at McDonald's for a 1 1/2 back in the 80s and NOBODY ever asked me for ice in their coffee (drive through or not). I did hear people complain that it was too hot though, because it was!
      I used to agree with you on this case until I read that link, McDonalds is especially culpable since she offered to settle for a pittance.
      If you want to keep your coffee hot, use a thermos. That temperature was definitely a safety hazard, which is why all the other restaurants served it at a more reasonable temperature.

    11. Re:Hot coffee by Arker · · Score: 1

      First off you apparently have a comprehension problem. You don't add ice to drink it 15 minutes later, you add it if you want to drink it immediately. A couple cubes of ice on top and it was fine for immediate consumption I had it that way many times.

      And you're also wrong about no other restaurants doing that. I think all the fast food restaurants in my town served it that hot or close before the suit - Hardees and Bojangles in particular were the ones that I had breakfast from regularly and I know they did. After this stupid suit they all got directives that they couldn't serve it like that anymore. Which meant if you got the coffee in the drive through on the way to work, it was luke-warm and undrinkable by the time you were ready for it. That's not a 'reasonable' temperature for coffee in my book. If you like luke-warm coffee, fine, but don't applaud this woman and her lawyers and a stupid judge and stupid jurors stealing millions from McDonalds for selling what the rest of us wanted.

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    12. Re:Hot coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I recall correctly, the case was leaning toward blaming the woman's stupidity. But then an internal McDonalds memo was discovered where the coffee was to be made extremely hot to reduce the number of free refills customers got since they could not drink the first cup during their visit. This showed bad faith on McDonalds part and overrode the statements that it was hot to provide superior taste, etc.

    13. Re:Hot coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you just said it: "learn not to do that". LEARN. What about the first time you buy their coffee? And someone else complained about her taking off the lid. How else do you add cream and/or sugar? (didn't those lids have special holes for it? well again, only regular customers would notice). As for holding the cup between her legs: how many people honestly have never driven while juggling food in one hand? The food may have not been dangerous but your driving may have been.

      Yes, McDonalds should have been allowed to sell hot coffee for people who specifically ask for 'burning hot coffee' (or '180F coffee, please'). In fact, legally I think they are, they're just chickenshit about instituting a reasonable policy. The settlement wasn't so large that it would be against their interest to make an attempt.

    14. Re:Hot coffee by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      Regular coffee is served at 140-150 degrees farenheit. Mickey D's was serving it at 180-190, which is hot enough to cause 3rd degree burns in 2-10 seconds.

  67. argument won't work by penguin7of9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    SCO can have the GPL or BSD licenses declared invalid all they want--the code is still copyrighted. With the GPL or BSD in place, at least they have the excuse that "it's free anyway, we just got sloppy about satisfying a few conditions". But if they actually argue that they believe the GPL and BSD license are invalid, then they are committing willful copyright infringement of code they have no license at all for.

    1. Re:argument won't work by bstadil · · Score: 1
      I understand your point but someone needs to sue for infringing the GPL. If there is lot's of GPL code in SCO's UnixWare or OpenServer, the current licensees can just stop paying claiming it's GPL the whole thing.

      SCO will have a hard time suing for non-payment.

      Either way the are hosed.

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    2. Re:argument won't work by tensai · · Score: 1

      SCO can have the GPL or BSD licenses declared invalid all they want--the code is still copyrighted.

      Yes, sane people understand that but SCO is arguing that because the GPL is invalid the code somehow magically became part of the public domain which would therefore make it legal for them to incorporate sans copyright notices. It's ludicrus, but so is their whole case.

  68. Yes by mindstrm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But... let's say it was something else.. like you pried it off on a table using your hands.. and it spilled by accident because your 90 pound rottweiler decided to tackle-hug you at the same time. And it spilled, and caused 3rd degree burns over most of your lower left arm and hand, instantly burning away the skin and doing severe muscle damage. Let's say you had to go to the hospital and have a series of skin grafts, and were basically in excruciating pain for weeks, and disfigured for life.

    Now, let's say you find out that that coffee was considerably hotter than every other restaurant would serve coffee, perhaps that's why you didn't treat it with as much respect.

    ie: People know coffee is hot, yes.. but they do not treat coffee the same way they would treat boiling hot water. We know there is a distinct difference in the level of danger to our persons.

    She didnt' sue cause she got a little burn, she sued cause she was burned extremely severely..

    1. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? About burns and temperature... Coffee peaks around 100 celcius and physically cannot get any hotter due to it being almost entirely water.
      That's damn hot, but not enough to burn away skin for crissake! You'll get scalded and red, and possibly get a couple blisters if your sustain contact too long... but that's it.

      I treat coffee like I treat boiling hot water, because that's about how hot I expect it to be. You boil the water to percolate or make instant unless you, unlike everyone else in the world, enjoy lukewarm coffee.

  69. McBride quotes: by Treacle+Treatment · · Score: 2, Funny

    "There is no infidel BSD code in our source. Never!" "My feelings - as usual - we will sue them all" "Our initial assessment is that they will all pay $699" "I blame the media and IBM for beating up on us - they are marketing for the Linux Community!" "God will roast the Linux users stomachs in hell at the hands of SCO." "They're coming to buy us out or be burned in court." "No I am not scared, and neither should you be!" "Be assured. SCO stock is safe, protected"

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  70. Obligatory Response by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 1


    Personally I'm rather surprised about the naivity of US developers.

    *clears throat*

    Welcome to Slashdot, You must be new here...

    (Please don't mode me _too_ badly)

    *hides in corner*

    -B

  71. How do you short SCOX ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    SCOX had a surprise profit and has lots of press. That's enough to alert the "day traders". Check out the volume chart on SCOX. The profit is probably an infusion of cash from Microsoft. Technically SCOX's suit is against Microsoft, but it's really Microsoft vs. the GPL. This is a FUD attack planned and paid for by Redmond.

    The day traders don't know that SCO's evidence is bogus; all they know is that there's a lot of interest in the the story. The bubble will, of course, burst as soon as enough people realize that SCO is going down.

    My question is, how do you "short" SCOX ??? Does anybody have some cookbook instructions? I've bough stock but never shorted, how do you do it?

    1. Re:How do you short SCOX ??? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Get a brokerage account. Put some money it in. them you want to sell short.

      By the way, freetade doesn't have any shares to short. A lot of brokerages don't. Scox is shorted to the hilt right now.

    2. Re:How do you short SCOX ??? by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      You forgot the <wild unsubstantiated theory> and </wild unsubstantiated theory> tags. =)

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    3. Re:How do you short SCOX ??? by minkwe · · Score: 1

      Don't touch SCOX with a six foot pole! It is dangerous ground for investors. There is alot going on behind the scenes.

      Just before the up-shoot, there were suddenly a lot of stocks available for shorting when there hadn't been for a long time. Just at the time when they know a lot of people are going to short SCOX, the make stocks available for shorting and then the price goes up.

      And now that it is up again, there aren't any stocks available for shorting.

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  72. www.sco.org ?? by fmouse · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sco's website is dark at this time. Hmmm. Traceroute stops at an Alter.net router, probably in Denver or Salt Lake City. Could some naughty child have been doing something nasty to the nice people at SCO? Shame on them!

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    1. Re:www.sco.org ?? by cute-boy · · Score: 1

      Well sco.com seems to be down... sco.org is a childrens charity.

    2. Re:www.sco.org ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tracing route to sco.com [216.250.140.112]
      over a maximum of 30 hops:

      1 10 ms 10 ms 10 ms 192.168.77.1
      2 10 ms 14 ms 13 ms 10.62.0.1
      3 14 ms 10 ms 10 ms pos4-1-0.kscymogran-rtr1.kc.rr.com [24.94.161.189]
      4 14 ms 14 ms 10 ms pos1-1-0.kscymobann-rtr1.kc.rr.com [24.94.161.89]
      5 10 ms 10 ms 10 ms pos5-2.kscymordc-rtr1.kc.rr.com [24.94.161.94]
      6 10 ms 10 ms 14 ms srp14-0.kscymordc-rtr4.kc.rr.com [24.94.160.194]
      7 14 ms 14 ms 14 ms pop1-kcy-P2-0.atdn.net [66.185.137.233]
      8 13 ms 28 ms 10 ms bb2-kcy-P0-0.atdn.net [66.185.137.226]
      9 28 ms 27 ms 13 ms bb2-dls-P6-0.atdn.net [66.185.152.128]
      10 14 ms 13 ms 14 ms pop2-dls-P1-0.atdn.net [66.185.133.99]
      11 13 ms 14 ms 13 ms so-2-1-0.edge1.Dallas1.Level3.net [66.185.133.190]
      12 14 ms 14 ms 14 ms so-1-2-0.bbr1.Dallas1.level3.net [209.244.15.161]
      13 41 ms 27 ms 28 ms so-1-0-0.mp1.Denver1.Level3.net [209.247.11.21]
      14 gigabitethernet10-0.hsipaccess2.Denver1.Level3.net [64.159.3.122] reports: Destination host unreachable.

      Trace complete.

  73. Help! I'm an SCO news addict! by sela · · Score: 5, Funny


    At first it looked quite innocent, like a genuine interest in the story, but then, it got worse and worse. The story just had everything: Crime, Comedy (Linus: they are smoking crack. SCO: IBM is staging everything. Haaa, that's hillatrious!), bad guys, good guys, all the good stuff!

    Soon I've found out I cannot pass the day without reading the daily SCO item on slashdot. But it wasn't enough. Just like any other addiction, I found out I need an increasing dosage every day. When slashdot didn't provide it, I turned on to google news search and started refreshing the "SCO" search every hour and so, but even this wasn't sufficient. There just wasn't enough SCO news to provide my ever growing thirst, so I started making my own SCO stories.

    Help! I think I'm an addict. Is there a remedy?

    1. Re:Help! I'm an SCO news addict! by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Indeed there is my good friend! Now first you must sue IBM...

    2. Re:Help! I'm an SCO news addict! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Help! I think I'm an addict. Is there a remedy?

      Actually use SCO's products. Believe me, they'll wipe any smile off your face.

    3. Re:Help! I'm an SCO news addict! by antimuon · · Score: 1

      SCO, the geeks' O.J. Simpson trial.

    4. Re:Help! I'm an SCO news addict! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worried at first, but then I figured, it has to end and there won't be another for a while. Sit back and enjoy.

      If your story is good go for it, i'm sure SCO won't mind.

    5. Re:Help! I'm an SCO news addict! by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Just drop the lawsuits and try to relax, Darl.

  74. Re:First post! by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 1
    Speaking of embarrassing rants from the open source advocates.

    Eric S. Raymond gets mad SCO - and his rant sounds like that of a drunken, militant gun-nut.

  75. Re:your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do know that Sobig doesn't exploit any security holes, don't you?

  76. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  77. Re:your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know, but I like the wording. I'll change it as soon as I think of something else I like.

    And you aren't seriously proposing that there aren't many gaping holes, are you?

  78. I always thought Larry was the talkative one? by dohnut · · Score: 1


    Darl and his other brother Darl hardly ever spoke. Boy, do I miss those days.

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  79. Re:your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't the user a security hole?

  80. not SCO, microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    don't forget about microsoft. follow the money
    into SCO. it explains all of the irrationality.

  81. remarks about coffee by Roadmaster · · Score: 0
    Since water boils at 100 degrees C, you can't really have water at any higher temperature (unless it's pressurized).


    Part of the problem is, coffee has to be brewed with really hot water (90-95 celsius is the recommended temperature). This is in order to get proper flavor extraction. So, coffee-wise, mcdonalds was right in brewing it that hot. Now, if you really want them to use colder water, you might as well order a frozen cappuccino or something like that!

    1. Re:remarks about coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but you don't need to keep it that hot after it's brewed dude.

    2. Re:remarks about coffee by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 1

      While McDonalds might have been right to brew the coffee at temperatures just shy of boiling, they weren't right to serve it at those temperatures. Nobody can drink 95 degree coffee without a burned mouth.

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  82. ESR's rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Jesus Christ. Has he been taking how-to-make-people-cringe-at-your-speech lessons from GWB:
    "Was this what you wanted out of life, to end up imitating the doomed villain in a cheesy B movie? Tell me, does that dark helmet fit comfortably? Are all the minions cringing in proper form? "No, Mr. Torvalds, I expect you to die!" I'd ask if you'd found the right sort of isolated wasteland for your citadel of dread yet, but that would be a silly question; you're in Utah, after all."
  83. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0, Redundant

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  84. In the grand spirit of the Gopher Twins... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the grand spirit of the Gopher Twins, Mac and Tosh:

    "No, I insist thank you!"

    After all you searched for it!

  85. She sought to settle her claim for $20,000 by NaugaHunter · · Score: 4, Informative

    McDonalds offered way less, so they went to court. She only wanted medical. It was the jury after being presented with evidence of prior poor settlements and knowledge that the coffee could burn people that went punitive with the amount.

    I don't blame McDonald's completely - if they are known to settle, people would just start dumping coffee or other things on themselves. And the women involved only wanted medical and related bills, so I don't blame her. It's the ability of the jury to go nuts with the punitive that made this case such a shining example, yet they are almost never mentioned.

    Two points:
    The jury awarded Liebeck $200,000 in compensatory damages. This amount was reduced to $160,000 because the jury found Liebeck 20 percent at fault in the spill. The jury also awarded Liebeck $2.7 million in punitive damages, which equals about two days of McDonalds' coffee sales.
    ...
    The trial court subsequently reduced the punitive award to $480,000.

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    1. Re:She sought to settle her claim for $20,000 by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      I agree the McD's had some resonsibility,however telling me about how auful the burns are reinforces my belief that it was a 20% 80% kind of thing but the other way around.
      I mean really. taking the lid OFF of a very hot paper/syro/plastic cup IN YOUR LAP is really close to a darwin nomination IMHO.

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    2. Re:She sought to settle her claim for $20,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How was she only 20% at fault for spilling the coffee? Did a McDonald's employee hold the cup for her? The lids used do not require you to take the top off, ever. You put sugar and cream inside the store at the condiments counter. To drink, you lift a small spastic flap which locks in place on top of the lid making a small opening for drinking. Why would you take the lid off? Why would you hold the cup containing obviously HOT liquid (she knew it was hot, that's why she held if between her legs, as it was too hot to hold in hand, hint hint you fucking idiot) to open it? It's a PAPER cup. Has she never taken the lid off a paper cup and had a spill or a near-spill because the cup collapsed?

      Utter fucking idiocy. And now you can't buy hot coffee anywhere, all because of this one idiot who spoiled it for everyone.

  86. Re:But which is better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I wouldn't mind having her.

    She's cute. Kudos to Rob for catching a cutiepie like her.

  87. Authorship? by timeOday · · Score: 1
    What I wonder is whether it really matters who wrote the code. We all know hired programmers generally have no rights over what they produce. Ritchie and Thompson were probably employed by AT&T (right?) when they wrote the code, so what are the odds that SCO will claim ownership through some sequence of licenses and buyouts?

    Heck, before the lawsuit started I just know there was somebody out there who owned the trademark UNIX, but I didn't even know it referred to specific code anymore.

    Honestly this whole thing mystifies me. After reading about it every day on Slashdot, I still don't really understand what SCO thinks they own and who SCO is upset with. Is it 30 lines of code or 2e6? Is it a contract dispute or a holy war against the GPL? Are they suing Big Blue or anybody and everybody with a Slackware install?

    1. Re:Authorship? by TWX · · Score: 1

      That particular code was written and migrated from AT&T UNIX into BSD, where it received the BSD license terms for distribution. So, SCO may have a copy from UNIX, but we have a copy from BSD. Pretty much all UNIX from before a certain date is all available via BSD.

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  88. Forget Satuday... by Rahga · · Score: 1

    If this is as big as it *could* be, we are talking about an unrelenting, sustained attack that may be completely overlooked by the tons of people infected with SoBig.... Could be something of a permanant DoS.

    1. Re:Forget Satuday... by questamor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh SCO would just claim the virus code was their IP all along, and claim license fees from everyone who's still running it - people whose IP they can get easily as it keeps contacting their website!

      Actually that doesn't sound any more nonsensical than their current machinations.

  89. Three words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BSD is dying. or (Linux, look elsewhere)

  90. Requisite "Darl in prison" joke by heinousjay · · Score: 1

    Not sure the exact quote, but when people pointed out the fallacious examples, SCO said, "We think we know our own code."

    Darl will be giving out lots of fellatious examples in his new second home.

    Norm McDonald section: Because his new second home will be prison.

    It's just not funny when it has to be explained. Oh well.

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  91. I knew it all along by ndogg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought there was something fishy about all of this. I just figured it out, and my suspicions were correct all along, the Iraqi Information Minister went to work for SCO!!! It all makes sense now. Without this case, he would have been bored out of his mind!

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    1. Re:I knew it all along by buford_tannen · · Score: 2, Funny
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  92. EVERYONE asSCOiated with them... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    ...will assume the position.

    Don't forget about the employees, resellers, and users (yes, there still are some). The poor employees have been duped into believing that 'Hey yeah! They HAVE stolen our stuff!' But the sad truth is, they're not the ones holding the platinum ripcord on the golden parachute. They'll be joining all the others looking for work - trying to compete with India and China.

    The resellers are going to have a tough time because support is gonna be tough to come by. No open sourcer is going to want to touch SCO with a 10 foot pole now, and since so much of it is based on a curious combination of open source projects like GCC and SAMBA and closed source, it will be 'teh suck' for all involved.

    Lastly, the users get the shaft most of all because they 'just want to LIVE!' And damnit, you can't blame them for that.

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    1. Re:EVERYONE asSCOiated with them... by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      be joining all the others looking for work - trying to compete with India and China.

      And whose fault is that?

      -a

    2. Re:EVERYONE asSCOiated with them... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      I was not laying any blame, I was simply stating fact - and man, that's FACT.

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  93. pressure by sstory · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So Ritchie and company can end this SCO issue by convincing IBM to pay for the lawyer's fees necessary to sue SCO for copyright violation, asking for damages of $100 per sold SCO license of Ritchie's code.

  94. die Darl McBride & Bill Gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    die Darl McBride & Bill Gates

  95. Errrmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once more thing. Is there perchance any BSD code in that "cleanroom" Berkeley Packet Filter code?

  96. Possible Explaination by Gleng · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, given that Darth McBride has blown all the company's money on really crappy lawyers, the only equipment they can afford to run their website is a Commodore 64 running a custom stripped down version of OpenServer.

    Give it time, it takes a while for a web page to stream from an audio cassette.

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    1. Re:Possible Explaination by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Well, given that Darth McBride has blown all the company's money

      Allow me to point out that Darl McBride is *nothing* like Darth Vader. Darth Vader was intelligent, creative, and resourceful. He was also very much an individual (let's not forget his attempted betrayal of the Emporer in Empire Strikes Back, right after his declaration that he is Luke's father). He also had the power to enforce whatever whims he came up with.

      Nothing at all like Darl McBride. Nothing.

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    2. Re:Possible Explaination by Gleng · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more of Darth Maul. Unpleasant looking, moderately evil, and surrounded my idiots.

      While conducting the "cheap shot" manouver, I merely took the name "Darl" and changed it to "Darth" in a minimal attempt at humour.

      A play on words, a pun if you will.

      You are correct in your statement, though, that Darl McBride is nothing like Darth Vader. Darth Vader was a fictional, cybernetically inhanced killing machine who could strangle people at will with his mind, and could command the respect of the Galactic Empire.

      Darl McBride, on the other hand, is a bumbling fuckwit who is too preoccupied with dragging his fists around and wiping the drool from his chin to realise his own impending doom.

      Unfortunately for us, Darl McBride isn't fictional, but at least he gives us a laugh with our morning coffee.

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      "Proudly Posting Without Reading The Article"
    3. Re:Possible Explaination by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more of Darth Maul. Unpleasant looking, moderately evil, and surrounded my idiots.

      Actually, I read farther down and saw someone else refer to McBride with a Darth title, and I read that as McBride being just a Sith lord. I still don't think he's got enough brains to have even rudimentary control over the force, and since he's a puppet he could never control anything as powerful as the force (mind you that the "power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force."). So, I apologize for jumping on you for comparing Darl McBride in a favorable fashion to my favorite fictional character, but I'm happy to see you agree with me anyway. :)

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    4. Re:Possible Explaination by Gleng · · Score: 1
      I apologize for jumping on you for comparing Darl McBride in a favorable fashion to my favorite fictional character

      No worries :)

      (There's nothing favourable about D McB ;) )

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      "Proudly Posting Without Reading The Article"
  97. If you're wondering who this Ritchie guy is... by Nice2Cats · · Score: 4, Informative
    ...and why everybody here is swooning, this is what you have to know about Dennis M. Ritchie:

    C was originally designed for and implemented on the UNIX operating system on the DEC PDP-11, by Dennis Ritchie.
    This line is from a book Ritchie and this other fellow Brian W. Kernighan wrote in 1978 called The C Programming Language. Historically, it is an important book for computing the same way that the Canterbury Tales by Chaucer are for the English language.

    Think of it as SCO running around and saying they have some cool piece of legal reasoning, and somebody points out hat it was actually first formulated by Moses. Or some mathematician comes along and says he discovered something really neat about triangles and lines and then somebody points out Pythagoras did it first. Or a pharmaceutical company is claiming the invented a certain drug, just to be told that it was first used by Paracelsus.

    Yeah, it's that big. And even if this turns out to mean jack in the legal world, having SCO claiming they created something that goes back to the inventor of the C language itself is something that even the propular press can understand is bull. From a PR point of view, this is not shooting yourself in the foot anymore, it is taking your legs of with a BFG9000.

    1. Re:If you're wondering who this Ritchie guy is... by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Good point about Ritchie and Kernighan. BTW is the BFG9000 the one with the laser sight and cruise missles?

    2. Re:If you're wondering who this Ritchie guy is... by amcguinn · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not quite as simple as you make out, because Denis Ritchie (who, with Ken Thompson, developed UNIX, as well as developing C with Brian Kernighan), was working for AT&T at the time. AT&T's rights now belong to SCO.

      So, the fact that Ritchie wrote something, does not, by itself, mean that SCO doesn't own it. There's all the complicated stuff in between, such as the USL vs BSDI lawsuit and settlement.

      The OSI Position paper by esr is your best reference to the history and background to all this.

      What does SCO think it's doing?

    3. Re:If you're wondering who this Ritchie guy is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Swooning? FFS get over it. Dmr wouldn't want swooners. Now to the meat...

      SCO are not claiming that they created the code, they are claiming that they own the rights to the code. Obviously in the case of the BPF implementation they're full of it however with code that came from "the labs" they are likely correct. They bought the rights and it means "Jack McBride" who actually wrote it because its really owned by their employer, who just happened to sell it off. Now with that code there's the issue of "Has it been disclosed or released in some way that allows use?" and luckily the allocator code has been released as part of the ancient UNIX.

      The real question is just how valid and/or far reaching is the old AT&T "you change it, we own it" line in the UNIX source license and that's one for the lawyers.

    4. Re:If you're wondering who this Ritchie guy is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Karma Whore.

  98. Time to push the big red button by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    Personally I think this has gone too far. Isn't it time for the top GPL teams to publish a joint declaration they will no longer be supporting SCO in their next releases? GNUtools, SAMBA, KDE, GNOME, BIND... If they do it together, they will have all SCO users scrambling for the fire-escape. I know it's not nice to the users and blahblahblah, but lets get serious: this shit has to stop, and it has to stop now!

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    1. Re:Time to push the big red button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unnecessary and counterproductive.
      SCO Unix was a minor player at the low end with a diminishing market share before this and this lawsuit was always going to kill it off anyway.

      The users should feel that they have to move because their vendor has committed suicide, and not because various Open Source teams are behaving like Microsoft and deliberately sabotaging support for a particular OS.
      I think you will find that SCO Unix does not come with KDE or GNOME anyway, but am less sure about GNUtools (which were originally written to duplicate the functions of just those Unix utilities that SCO now holds the rights to).

    2. Re:Time to push the big red button by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Nah, you don't do a declaration. You don't have to do anything. It just becomes irrelevant whether anything works on SCO or not.
      What will happen is that in all of the minutia (the devil is in the details) everything slowly becomes more and more SCO-unfriendly. Bug? What bug? It works for me. I don't see a bug.
      If I had anything running on SCO, I'd be looking for a way out. FAST! Time by itself is enough, but I wouldn't rule out someone accidentally on purpose helping it out a bit. Sure it says it's supported, but that doesn't mean that I would do anything, even removing the "supported" notice, about it.

  99. Imperssed by peripatetic_bum · · Score: 1

    I dont know about you but the fact that ken's code is still being used all this time, is what is most impressive about today's SCO news

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  100. Manual translation of the Heise article by Apogee · · Score: 5, Informative

    Once more, a manual translation rather than the fishy fish stuff ... I hope it is more readable than the machine-generated semi-sense.

    SCO vs. Linux: The era of conspiracy theories

    In the twisted and contorted story about SCO and the source code that possibly has been transferred to Linux from SCO's assets, new turns can be announced. The conspiracy theory that Microsoft is behind SCO is joined by a theory that the denial of SCO's claims is a single, well masked campaign by IBM. Infoworld reported that SCO's CEO Darl McBride sees IBM as the author of the smear campaign. IBM has instigated Novell to turn against SCO, said McBride, who has been working at Novell for many years as head of NEST, the Netware Embedded Division. IBM has made Red Hat to sue against SCO, he said moreover. In addition, Eric Raimond of the Open Source Initiative is alleged to be on IBM's payroll, who moreover finance the Free Software Foundation and with that the lawyer Eben Moglen, according to Darl McBride.

    While IBM and Red Hat succinctly called the accusation ludicrous, and Novell issued no comment, Eric Raymond found the energy to send an open letter to Darl McBride. In the letter, he denied being paid by IBM, but did not dispute to have helped IBM. All in all, Raymond appealed to the common sense of the head of SCO with an allusion to Darth Vader's capacity to understand: "The choice is yours. Take off the dark helmet and talk with us like a human being or continue on the path that makes us fear bad times, but which will certainly bring ruin to you and to the whole top management of SCO."

    Apart from the booming Star-Wars rhetoric, Eric Raymond used the open letter to draw attention to a petition of the Linux community, which was read on the SCOForum. In it, the SCO group is asked to give up the confrontational course and to name all incriminating parts of the source code. In return, the Linux programmers affirm that they will revise all questionable parts: "If there is code in the Linux kernel that breaches rights, we will remove it, since our community doesn't want to have any part of that kernel."

    The polite request may remain unanswered, because SCO's first evidence shown on the SCOForum was not convincing. Apart from the problem of "greek" code, the Berkeley Packet Filter (BPF) that was presented by SCO is now in the center of interest. SCO's example is from the file /sys/net/bpf.c, which is available here (link removed). In the part shown by SCO, the BSD terms of license are missing, which should always be named here: "Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer." Because they are absent, code experts like Bruce Perens and Greg Lehey assume that SCO has shown with this example that the license terms have been removed against the agreements.

    This could constitute a classical own goal, since other possibilities are ruled out. While Jay Schulist, the programmer of the BSF version used in Linux, was employed by Caldera, he wrote the clean room variant of BSF before his time with Caldera. Among former Caldera employees, several remember that in the SCO trees, the copyright notice were missing in many places in the BSD code. The practice of cutting "redundant" licenses seems to have been in use in other companies as well. For instance, Heise Online was contacted by developers who had seen the same "technique" in use at Siemens-Nixdorf. If worst comes to worst, the code hunters have found evidence that proves the exact inverse of what SCO claims. At least in the case of BPF, SCO would have to present not only the powerpoint presentation, but the whole code to allay suspicions.

  101. This just keeps getting better and better..... by Stumbles · · Score: 0
    as soap operas should take some cues from SCO and Mcbribe. Doh!

    The good thing is the more Mcbribe spouts off his mouth before engaging his brain, by the time this "case" does get into court, the judge will throw it out with prejudice against SCO.

    It is clear SCO legal beagles are either clueless about how to handle law suits or Mcbribe has his head so far up his ass that he ignores what his lawyers are telling him. That's fine with me. Let the knuckle heads spew whatever garbage they like. In the end SCO will barely be a foot note in history and Mcbribe will be known the world round as a buffon, carpetbagger, liar and schister.

    Finally, just for you Mcbribe....no I do not work for IBM nor has said company coerced or in any other way urged me to state the above opinoins.

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  102. What I think should happen is.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ... a class action suit should be made against SCO where the damages requested to be that of making SCOs code base GPL. Once and for all putting Unix questions about ownership to rest.

  103. Caution! The DMCA may appear closer than it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " because its illustrative of just how stupid a law it is. if major companies were as routinely screwed by this law as the little guy, the DMCA would be a memory."

    Just how often is the little guy "screwed" by the DMCA? In the larger picture, how often? Or are we seeing the "Media mirror effect"? You know, if it's in the media then it must be bigger than we can possibly imagine..e.g. GM foods.

  104. So they are BOTH thiefs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Heise has shown that not only was the Linux implementation of the Berkeley Packet filter written outside of Caldera (now SCO), but that it was common practice there and at other companies to remove the BSD copyright notices from the internally used source code.

    The Linux kernel and userspace in the past has had BSD licence violations, USL had violations, and now SCO might have violated the BSD copyright.

    Is Apple under Jobs the only honest people out there?

  105. Darl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That Darl guy... He sure looks French to me.

    1. Re:Darl by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      No, if he were french he'd have given up already

    2. Re:Darl by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      No, if he were french he'd have given up already

      He *must* be French, else he would've known to go after Mandrake instead of IBM, if he wanted to win. Ergo, he *must* want to lose.

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  106. Some background on water and U.S. law by Nice2Cats · · Score: 0
    Because of its insanely high temperature, the coffee was a real danger.

    Water -- which I'm told McDonald's coffee is mostly made out of -- does not get much hotter than 100 deg C, because that is where it has its so-called "boiling point". After that, it is called "steam" and can't be packaged in cups, because it is what we call a "gas". So the liquid in question was most certainly not hot enough to be "capable of almost instantaneous destruction of skin, flesh and muscle", as you claim, though you probably could get second degree burns. Liquid lead will go through you like, well, hot lead, but water-based beverages? Nah.

    The basic legal problem is a different one anyway (and this is where we get back on topic): The U.S. legal system assumes you are a moron, where every other legal system on the planet assumes you are of normal intelligence. So you get to sue people for stuff in the U.S. that would be laughed out of a lawyer's office in the rest of the world, let alone out of court. The anger people feel with this example is not how hot the coffee really was, but that this case made it to court at all.

    This is the same situation as with SCO: The German courts have already told SCO to put up or shut up (and boy, did they shut up quick), whereas the U.S. legal system still has its finger up their past the second knuckle.

    The U.S. has an 18th Century anachronistic legal system that just doesn't work anymore, and in a country where every politician is a lawyer (or an actor), that isn't going to change. The rest of the world have every right to make fun of us.

    More coffee, anyone?

    1. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by nivedita · · Score: 1

      According to the Aussie govt (http://www.wch.sa.gov.au/brochures/hot_water.html ), hot water at just 55 deg celcius can scald a child within 10 seconds. 60 deg can cause a scald within 1 second.

      I would submit that all the physics buffs showing off that they know water never gets hotter than 100 deg and hence can't do much damage have absolutely no clue how hot 100 deg celcius really is. The friendly Englishman a few posts back sipping his tea at 95 deg C really takes the cake...apparently he doesn't bother to brew it, after which the temperature of a _really_ hot cup would be less than 60 deg.

      All the worked-up posters also miss the fundamental good that the McD's case did: McD's refused to lower the temperature of their coffee to a level comparable with home-brewed until they got hit with this judgement. The system actually worked here, folks.

    2. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1
      [Y]ou probably could get second degree burns.

      If you had read the article linked to by the OP, you would see that the plaitiff suffered third degree burns over about 6% of her body. She had to have skin grafts.

      I'm not defending the lawsuit or anything, just pointing out that you seem to be understating the damage experienced by the plaintiff.

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    3. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by crashfrog · · Score: 1

      So the liquid in question was most certainly not hot enough to be "capable of almost instantaneous destruction of skin, flesh and muscle", as you claim, though you probably could get second degree burns.

      Well, smartass, what gave her third-degree burns, then? Cuz she had them.

      Coffee at the temperature in question - even though it's not boiling - will destroy skin in about 2-5 seconds. Lower the temperature 20 degrees, and it takes a minute and a half to destroy skin.

      You do the math. McDonalds didn't have to serve scalding coffee, especially after they knew customers were being injured by it. That negligence was the source of the settlement.

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    4. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh get off it. I suggest you order some tea next time you're at McDonald's, if they have the good sense to stock it. You see, they don't give you finished, yummy, 60 degree C warm tea; they give you a plastic cup with pretty hot water (the hotter the better) and a friendly-looking tea bag, and you're trusted not to pour this deadly weapon over your legs. If they would try to brew the tea themselves, I wouldn't buy it.

    5. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      so by your logic the stupider a thing someone does the more we should reward them?
      because she is willing to destabilise a flimsy cup of near boiling liquid IN BETWEEN HER FUCKING LEGS while DRIVING!!! McD's is that much more at fault in your mind?
      I dont do that with cold liquids as i dont want to have a cold wet uncomfortable crotch, much less hot or near boiling stuff!!!

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    6. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's the moron? The people in the US legal system or the people who can't convert Fahrenheit to Centigrade?

    7. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Uh, how hot do you think something needs to be before it can cause skin burns? (Hint: it doesn't have to be boiling.)

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    8. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1
      so by your logic the stupider a thing someone does the more we should reward them? because she is willing to destabilise a flimsy cup of near boiling liquid IN BETWEEN HER FUCKING LEGS while DRIVING!!! McD's is that much more at fault in your mind?

      I challenge you to find support for your conception of "my logic" in what I actually posted.

      As I clearly said, I'm not defending the lawsuit. I was just pointing out that the plaintiff had, according to the article, 3'd degree burns over 6% of her body, not 2nd degree burns, as suggested by the parent of my original post.

      Also, she was a passenger in the car, not the driver.

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    9. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by davidgay · · Score: 1

      I just made myself a nice cup of tea. Left it to brew for a bit, then poured it into a mug. Its temperature in the mug was 84C (183F). It's quite easy to sip at that temperature as long as you blow on the surface first... I think the previous poster has no clue how hot 60C or 80C is ;-)

      I could believe that the average cup of tea served in US restaurants is at 60C...

    10. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 1
      I've had personal experience with 3rd degree coffee burns, myself. When I was 5 years old, I managed to knock a pot of (cooling) freshly brewed coffee off the table onto myself; this caused 3rd degree burns over about 30% of my body. My mother had cool water running over me in the sink in about 30 seconds, but I still managed to get some nasty burns: I'm 21 and there are still scars (though they're fairly faint; you can easily see them if I point them out to you). I needed skin grafts and a hospital stay. On the other hand, it can be almost safe to dip a wet hand in molten lead for a few seconds (look up the Leidenfrost effect; the water flashes to steam and provides a protective "glove" for a short period of time).

      As for the problems in the US legal system, the issue here is not that the US legal system assumes that you are a "moron," and European courts don't, but the fact that the US doesn't have a loser-pays rule for legal fees. In most countries, if you bring a lawsuit against someone and lose, you have to pay their legal fees and a penalty. This concept goes back to ancient Athens and really helps to put a damper on frivolous suits. Also, it means people who are sued by big companies with herds of attack lawyers can get big-name lawyers of their own and fight back, no matter what their economic situation: if the company brings a lawsuit and loses, they pay all legal costs; if the company wins their lawsuit, then you're destitute anyway and legal bills are going to be pretty insignificant against a multi-million dollar judgement.

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    11. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      According to the Aussie govt (http://www.wch.sa.gov.au/brochures/hot_water.html ), hot water at just 55 deg celcius can scald a child within 10 seconds. 60 deg can cause a scald within 1 second.

      Scalding a child with thin, soft, undeveloped skin is totally different than scalding a grown woman, even if it's her thighs. You're also supposed to make sure you water heater is set to 120 degrees F when you have a newborn in the house, to prevent them from getting scalded by water at temperatures that doesn't scald an adult. You have to actually *look* at the gauge, because you *can't* feel it. You're an adult, the water does't hurt you the way it does your kid.

      That said, I regularly eat a lot of things at temperatures approaching 180 F. Chicken isn't safe to eat unless it's been cooked to at least 160, but 180 is best because there's the right balance between being cooked (and the flavor of the spices cooking in) and still being juicy. Restaurants are required to have holding temperatures > 150 on all of their food. I realize the difference between these temperatures is great, but it's not uncommon for you to get a fresh batch of fries that still have some hot oil on them. The oil, of course, is heated to 350 degrees, sometimes 375, and is likely to be over 200 when you put the first fresh fry in your mouth (it's not uncommon, but you have to go at the right time to get it that way).

      Besides, I have pulled lids off of pans of boiling water and gotten the steam burns in 2-3 seconds that are far *worse* than anything that simply hot water can do to you. First you get the hot steam burning you. Then you have the steam condensing and dumping all kinds of heat into your skin. Then you have hot water continuing to burn you. I'm having a hard time believig that 180 degree water can be all that bad, by comparison.

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    12. Re:Some background on water and U.S. law by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      She was a passenger, not driving. If you got that basic fact wrong, how much of the rest of what you post is also wrong?

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  107. Not only SCO proved the breakage of BSD license by Otis_INF · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "In the ongoing battle between SCO and the Linux community, German publisher Heise has shown that not only was the Linux implementation of the Berkeley Packet filter written outside of Caldera (now SCO), but that it was common practice there and at other companies to remove the BSD copyright notices from the internally used source code. In effect, SCO has proven publicly that they violated the BSD license."
    Not only SCO proved that they violated the BSD license, every Linux distro does.

    Now, reading the replies on this article, I find it remarkable no-one has noted this. No offence, but even when code is licensed under the BSD license, that license has to be obeyed. You can't remove copyright claims because you think that's necessary. When someone violates the GPL, hordes of people think they have to say something bad about the possible violator. However, it seems the Linux kernel as well violates an OSS license, which is IMHO as bad as violating a GPL license or any license.

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    1. Re:Not only SCO proved the breakage of BSD license by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      Now, reading the replies on this article, I find it remarkable no-one has noted this. No offence, but even when code is licensed under the BSD license, that license has to be obeyed. You can't remove copyright claims because you think that's necessary.

      First, it is very clear that if any license was violated by Linux it was an accident. It was not willful and deliberate. In contrast to SCO, which has been willfully and deliberately removing BSD copyright notices from their code right, left, and center.

      Second, it depends on WHICH BSD license you look at. The old one with the advertising clause wasn't GPL compatible, and if that is the only free license the code was licensed under, then Linux had a (very mild) problem. If, however, it has also been released under the current BSD license, then Linux never had any problem to begin with.

      Either way, Linux has no problem now. The offending code, it turns out, has long since been removed for reasons of ugliness. It is not a part of the current 2.4.2x kernels, nor of the 2.6 series.

      If there is a licensing issue (and mistakes can happen) it has been cleared up in record time ... negative severa scores of days, in fact. Try doing that in the proprietary world ... with or without a time machine.

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    2. Re:Not only SCO proved the breakage of BSD license by amcguinn · · Score: 5, Informative

      First, it is very clear that if any license was violated by Linux it was an accident. It was not willful and deliberate. In contrast to SCO, which has been willfully and deliberately removing BSD copyright notices from their code right, left, and center.

      On the contrary, the way the BSD attribution of the malloc code was removed from Linux is exactly the same as the way the BSD attribution of the BPF code was removed from SCO Unix

      In both cases, it was done as Heise describe, by a Unix company, in the malloc case by SGI (apparently), and in the BPF case by SCO.

      SGI might get into trouble over it. Linux developers and distributors who accepted the code from SGI in good faith, and removed it as soon as they noticed it was old Unix code (before it was revealed by SCO), would not be any trouble.

      If you're talking about Linux's use of the BPF code, be aware that what SCO called "obfuscated copying" was in fact a well-documented clean-room clone done by a Linux developer without access to the BSD-licensed code, just using published documentation. It was not subject to the BSD license at all.

      What do SCO think they are doing?

    3. Re:Not only SCO proved the breakage of BSD license by maxume · · Score: 1
      GPL, A Modern Bill of Rights

      Wouldn't it be quite a bit more tongue firmly planted in cheek if you wrote that

      GPL, A Software Bill of Rights

      seeing as it doens't really relate to anything much other than computers/software, plus it lends less rights to users than public domain would, and instead gives those rights to creators and contributors, and more or less to the code itself.

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    4. Re:Not only SCO proved the breakage of BSD license by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      However, it seems the Linux kernel as well violates an OSS license, which is IMHO as bad as violating a GPL license or any license.

      First place, the newest versions of the kernel don't include this code. Problem solved. And there's a difference between willfully violating the spirit of a license and accidently violating the minor details. People don't usually chase after the people who didn't fill out changelogs or who tossed the source after a year, both of which can violate the GPL.

    5. Re:Not only SCO proved the breakage of BSD license by L1ttl3p1gg3 · · Score: 1

      linux 2.4.19 source code

      /usr/src/linux/net/core/filter.c


      /*
      * Linux Socket Filter - Kernel level socket filtering
      *
      * Author:
      * Jay Schulist
      *
      * Based on the design of:
      * - The Berkeley Packet Filter

      *
      * This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
      * modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License
      * as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version
      * 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version.
      *
      * Andi Kleen - Fix a few bad bugs and races.
      */

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    6. Re:Not only SCO proved the breakage of BSD license by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Now, reading the replies on this article, I find it remarkable no-one has noted this. No offence, but even when code is licensed under the BSD license, that license has to be obeyed. You can't remove copyright claims because you think that's necessary.

      If you stepped off your high-horse you'd notice that SGI removed the BSD copyright notice. Blaming the Linux developers and/or users is silly.

    7. Re:Not only SCO proved the breakage of BSD license by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      The SGI malloc code is very likely to prove to be public domain, so the issue of what type BSD license Caldera distributed it under is moot. Much of it was written by Dennis Ritchie or Ken Thompson, and published as example code in The C Programming Language Handbook, by Ritchie & Kernigan.

      It's also no longer in the current revs. of the kernel, which also makes it moot.

      The BPF code is basically clean-room code, implemented by Jay Schulist from a spec. published by Los Alamos (I think). That implementation was originally released under the GPL, and never under any other license.

      People, let's not get into arguments over whether code was improperly incorporated into Linux from BSD code that didn't have its license updated. I'm sure that in such a case, the developer of the code would be more than willing to re-release under the latest, GPL-compatible, rev. of the BSD license. Especially if the alternative is giving SCO any kind of legal ground for its claims.

  108. Coming of age by fmouse · · Score: 1
    I predict, with some confidence, that the the open source community, supporters of the GPL and other allied forces will come out on top of the current scrap with SCO, maybe (hopefully) in the short term, certainly in the long term. The power of a good idea transcends mortal intentions, and the move toward open source and open standards has roots and momentum that go to the very heart of the same human spirit that brought us the concepts of human liberty and dignity. In the same spirit, many cultures have moved to outlaw slavery and institute representative democracy. Dr. Edgar Villanueva's eloquent defense of the use of open source software in Peru is about as good as it gets as far as illuminating the essential links between open source, open standards and open societies.

    This is not to say that the victory will be easy, nor that there won't be casualties. One thing I think we can say for sure is that with this conflict the community of Linux and open source advocates, users and developers has lost the innocence with which we started, and we'll never be the same. The world of cut-throat business law and politics into which we've been thrust is all too familiar to the leaders of major corporate playsers such as Microsoft, Intel, Oracle, IBM and the like. The fact that we've been assulted by a street thug rather than a giant corporate syndicate may make some difference in the way this shakes out, but either way, it's a solid indication that Linux has come of age.

    The GPL has never yet had its day in court. It may be that, as it exists, it can't stand against a legal challenge, in which case a new and better GPL will be the result. If corporate IT managers distrust the legal implications of using Linux, this fight will end up laying it on the line for them, and the victory over SCO will end up defining open source's limits and advantages for them in a way which words and reassurances could never do. In many ways, we'll see the open source philosophy and its ideals refined and developed in ways which will make it practical, resiliant and competitive in the very real world.

    If we believe that the open source development concept is relevant and real for the rest of the world, then we should welcome this fight. It's a seminal event in the coming of age of Linux in very real world of competitive ideas and enterprises.

    Wake up, my friends! The day is dawning. It is a good day to do battle.

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  109. backfire. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Dumbo McBitch might be saying things like, "Unix is a tree and we own the branches," but he'll have a hard time making a judge listen to him. Such a scheme would make it impossible to software that interoperates and know who to pay, much less claim ownership to your own work. Not even the US court system is that blindly impractical. SCO will also be a hard sell, now that it's been publically shown that they ripped off BSD and did not even know about it. They want to own everything everyone does and that's exactly why they will fail.

    If anything, this is going to backfire hard on Microsoft. Proprietary code is being revealed as sloppy, theiving, derivative and obnoxious. Caldera and SCO used to be reputable companies, yet the best that can be said of their BSD theft is that they were careless.. Just think of what a real audit of M$ code would turn up. The main proponents of "IP rights" are being shown up for what they are, people who have no respect for the IP rights of others and never have. Hopefully, the press will maintian it's interest and publish all the nasty details for everyone to see.

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  110. Mr Subliminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article with an interview with Mr. Heise makes him sound a little like that Mr. Subliminal.

    Why show off the code?
    MH: [aka Mr. Subliminal]: Why show the code? [snakeoil] Why show the contracts? [nda] Why show anything? [cracksmoke] Because SCO is committed [asylum] to educating [extorting] people about their rights to ownership [sublicense] and allowing people, with their own eyes [greeks], to see what code [bsd] is out there [mulder] because I think [scully] you've seen throughout a lot of the open-source media [msnbc]: "There's nothing to this litigation [jailtime]. There are no lines of code out there [pump]. They keep claiming there (are), but we don't believe that [dump]." We are addressing [ignoring] that. We're educating
    [praying] the public in general [stockholders] that, well, there is [believe] in fact infringing code, both direct line for line and obfuscated [us] code, derivative works, nonliteral--it's there[cracksmoke].(We) just don't want the rest of the world to believe that it's not (there)[doublenegative] , that this is some sort of [crack] smoke and mirrors. It's not [snakeoil] .

  111. Tell me this isn't Yoda by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

    from the babblefished Heise:

    With the conspiracy theory that Microsoft behind SCO stands,

    I can just see Gates saying it:

    "Around the [SCO] survivors, a perimeter create!"

    realityshunt

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  112. True believers and bubbles by mec · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm inclined to believe in the "true believer" theory.

    Look, I think that SCOX is worth $0.50 to $1.00 per share. I'm sure for the Slashdot crowd, that's a high estimate, and I'll get a bunch of replies saying "no! $0.01 per share! $0.000001 per share! Negative $699 per share!" But face it, reality says that there are people, right now, who are actually paying $13 per share for SCOX.

    I have to try to get inside these people's heads, and I have to do it without taking cheap shots, which means that everyone else will take cheap shots at ME, the messenger.

    But if you really want to understand ...

    McBride gets up on stage with "Slide A" and "Slide B". McBride says that Slide A is from SCO Unix. McBride says that Slide B is from Linux. It's obvious to everybody that Slide B looks like Slide A.

    Then the Linux community replies and says "We admit that Slide B is from Linux 2.4 Yes, but that code is properly licensed. Yes, but that code doesn't run on desktops or embedded systems. Yes, but that code has already been removed from the 2.6 series".

    All of these things are true, and they are all important in a court of law. Especially the bit about proper licensing.

    But the SCO-lovers and the Linux-haters aren't interested in "Yes, But". So our message doesn't make it through their filter. They put a lot of weight on "Slide B equals Slide A", and are not listening to an argument that Slide B has every legal right to look like Slide A.

    Human beings are like that. They discount arguments and evidence that disagree with them. And once a human being "flips the bozo bit" on another person, or another group of people, it stays flipped.

    That's what I think is happening with the stock.

    As far as "marketplace efficiency" goes -- whole new topic. I agree that this kind of bubble is inefficient for capital formation. However, it does satisfy the psychological need of people to identify with something that embodies their ideals, just like a sports team. Some people buy SCOX because it fulfills their desire to hate Linux.

    1. Re: True believers and bubbles by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I'm inclined to believe in the "true believer" theory.

      Your argument makes perfect sense, but what I can't understand is why it bolted on Friday. IIRC it opened around 10.5 and closed at about 13.5. Why Friday, after the "greek" had been decoded and discussed, rather than the day of the presentation? Usually it only jumps back up after McBride makes another noisy PR move, not after a few days of deconstructing the most recent one.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:True believers and bubbles by skookum · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe we need an exit poll for people buying SCO shares.

      "Excuse me, Mr. Ameritrade customer, we'd like to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind... What in the bloody piss were you thinking buying SCO shares?"

    3. Re: True believers and bubbles by mec · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why Friday?

      Well, actually, the run-up started Thursday morning. Here is a five-day graph. Look at the price and the volume starting on Thursday morning.

      I don't know. But here are some guesses:

      Somebody is trading on news that hasn't become public yet. Like maybe, Monday, we'll hear that some huge company bought a Linux license for a lot of money. I am disinclined to believe this because news like that generally comes out within 24 hours, and it's been longer than that since Thursday morning. But it could happen.

      Or ...

      Somebody is trading on a really effective rumor that hasn't become public yet. It's hard to prove or disprove this either way.

      Or ...

      Somebody had a big short position and they capitulated (bought a lot of stock back). This happens on Friday afternoons because short-sellers are wary about holding big short positions over the weekend. But this move started Thursday morning!

      Or ...

      Somebody is intentionally buying a lot of stock in order to squeeze the short-sellers. There is no need to invoke an anti-Linux motive here; if they can buy at $11, and sell at $13, that's good money. And it does not take much to set off a stampede in a stock shorted as heavily as this.

      Or ...

      After McBride said "Slide A equals Slide B", the pro-SCO people waited to see if the Linux people would say anything really devastating, such as "Slide B does not appear anywhere in our code, McBride pulled that out of his ass!"

      McBride did his show on Monday, and we got all our responses into the media by Tuesday night. So this hypothesis is that the SCOX-ers were waiting to see what we had before they committed, and then it took another day (Wednesday) for the SCOX-ers to convince themselves that we didn't have a crushing reply to McBride.

      The trouble with this hypothesis is that a whole day (Wednesday) is too much time for a volatile stock like SCOX. With that hypothesis, I'd expect more of a rally Monday, followed by a dip on Tuesday and Wednesday, with big volume. But that didn't happen. The volume numbers say that McBride's announcement on Monday and the Linux'ers reaction on Tuesday were both not important.

      Summary ...

      I don't like any of these explanations very much.

    4. Re:True believers and bubbles by Maserati · · Score: 1

      The public needs to be made aware that 'A' isn't SCO's code, not given the license(s) it's been released under. It doesn't matter that 'B' is really in Linux (2.4) if 'A' isn't SCO's code (in the 'hasn't been freely licensed' sense).

      --
      Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
    5. Re:True believers and bubbles by gujo-odori · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When people buy SCO stocks, it's not about SCO lovers (is there such a thing?) or Linux haters.

      To "get inside the heads" of people who buy SCO stock, you have to understand that they are buying it for the same reason that other people buy other stocks: they believe they will make money on it. That's why people buy stock - they think that either through future price increases, good dividends, or both, the stock will be a profitable investment. You could extrapolate from it that people buying SCO stock think SCO will win in court, or maybe they just think that greater fools than they will push the price up even further.

      Few people buy stock based on their opinion of the ethics, or lack thereof, of a company. Their opinion of the merits of a lawsuit, or of a company's business plan is a criteria only to the extent that it affects their estimation of whether or not the stock price will go up. If they think a company has no ethics, a filed lawsuit is frivolous, and the overall business plan will end in failure and bankruptcy, but also think that other people don't notice these problems right away and will buy the stock, so might shrewd investors buy, because they will probably profit. Of course, on the other hand, a lot of dork investors who do not understand technology, the law, or the GPL as well as they ought will also buy. Some of them will profit, others will get burned by holding too long and will see SCO go down in flames, and its stock with it.

      Investors bought SCO stock a few months ago have made a significant profit. Some of them were probably fully aware that SCO's claims and lawsuits are without merit, but were just as fully aware that the price would probably go up.

    6. Re:True believers and bubbles by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This isn't a cheap shot:

      That same mechanism that's keeping their stock price up is very vulnerable to a massive cascade, ready to be triggered by some bad news. They have to keep making these press releases to keep it from doing that even now, and they won't be able to stop it as soon as something big happens.

      --
      When someone might yell at me, it has to be OpenBSD.
    7. Re:True believers and bubbles by mec · · Score: 1

      I strongly agree with you. Momentum does cascade in both directions.

      I think it's caused by inverted demand curves. Start with a normal demand curve. Normally when demand for something goes up a little, the price goes up a little, demand lessens, there is a new equilibrium at a new price.

      Now imagine a situation where demand goes up, the price goes up, and demand is HIGHER at a higher price. Then the price will go up more, and demand will be even higher!

      So, yust apply that old micro-economic analysis to a demand curve that increases as price increases. And then consider that momentum traders have an aggregate demand curve where, the more the price goes up, the more they buy (not so much individual traders "averaging up", but more new traders being attracted).

      With a demand curve like that, if the price goes down a little, demand drops off, price goes down some more, price goes down some MORE ... collapsing bubble.

      My personal hope for that "something big happening" is news related to David Boies.

    8. Re:True believers and bubbles by __aadkms7016 · · Score: 1

      > Few people buy stock based on their opinion
      > of the ethics, or lack thereof, of a company.

      VCSIX (the Vanguard Index Fund for the
      Calvert Social Index) has $150 M in assets.
      Given that's mostly in mom-and-pop retirement
      portfolios, that's a non-trivial number of
      folks putting an ethical screen on their
      investments ... and it only represents a fraction
      of the socially-conscious mutual fund world.

    9. Re:True believers and bubbles by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of canditates, and some we don't even know about.

      I think the most likely is SCO's motion for a preliminary injunction being rejected. Even idealistic shareholders know they can't win a war of attrition with IBM.

      --
      When someone might yell at me, it has to be OpenBSD.
    10. Re:True believers and bubbles by screenrc · · Score: 1

      People buy the stock because it is going up,
      it has nothing to do with Slide A or Slide B.
      When the stock stops going up, the last guy
      loses. The stock market has little or nothing
      to do with "fundamentals". Most people I
      know who invest according to fundamentals, they
      have lost money. The stock market is
      not a place for such people and
      they are very ones who call the others stupid.
      Well, stupid are those who lose money, not
      those who make make based on "illogical" reasoning.

    11. Re:True believers and bubbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCOX didn't go up Monday.
      SCOX didn't go up Tuesday.
      SCOX didn't go up Wednesday.

      So, why did SCOX go up so much on Thursday?

    12. Re: True believers and bubbles by CraigV · · Score: 1

      Is it possible that Micro$oft or a shill of theirs is buying SCOX stock to reward the McBride gang for each performance? Are their public records that could check up on this?

    13. Re: True believers and bubbles by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

      How about this one?

      The people shorting the stock are betting the stock price will drop - so they can buy back the shares and return them to the owners when the price is lower than it was when they borrowed the stocks. This means the owners fo the stock are betting the stock price will rise (or at a minimum not fall) otherwise they are getting back stocks worth less than when they lent them.

      The people who originall held the SCO shares that were lent for short selling read the news and are getting a clue that this stock really is a steaming pile of horsesh*t. Because they lent their shares, they are feeling scared the market may drop out and they will be stuck with stocks worth materially less than they were when lent out.

      So they are demanding the return of their shares - which the short-sellers are required to buy at market and therefore drives up the price short-term.

      This may be GREAT news if this is, in fact, the case. If the owners who are willing to loan stock are not seeing any up-side (or more down-side than up-side? Remember, they are betting the stock will go up) to the stock, then possibly the end of this fiaSCO is near?

      --
      Acts of massive stupidity are almost never covered by warranty. --me.
  113. Re:Or more litteraly... by botzi · · Score: 1
    If you're wondering who this Ritchie guy is...

    Please, stop reading /. and go back to msn becasue you're really pissing us off....

    --
    1. No sig. 2. ???? 3. Profit!!!
  114. ROFLMAO by RealityShunt · · Score: 1

    2nd Editor's note: If, as Mr. McBride claims, the amount of attention SCO has gotten from the computer press is a rational measure of the company's relevance, then -- at for least this week -- the authors of the sobig.f virus are far more relevant than SCO. /end quote

    realityshunt

    --
    Democracy is susceptible to being led astray by having scapegoats paraded in front of the electorate.
  115. not using unixware??? by deputydink · · Score: 0

    haha

    !unixware

  116. dents more than SCO by twitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    First and foremost, it dents their credibility. Either they don't know what they own, or they are guilty of intellectual theft. Either way, would you subcontract to a company with serious IP issues?

    This case is really the end of proprietary software. McBride thought he was going to ride over the world of free software and be able to tie it all up in "derivative works" arguments. The case was designed to hard me credibility of free software, but it's going to have exactly the opposite effect. It is being shown, in the show trial atmosphere SCO has created, that free software is squeaky clean while proprietary software has issues. They stole BSD code and did not even know it. How's that for sloppy, irresponsible, unauditable and all those things? SCO is going to go down in flames and no one is going to be dumb enough to accuse publically published software of theft again. If SCO and Caldera are not really clean, what comercial software vendor is? Could Microsoft's code stand up to such an inspection? The whole weight of SCO and Microsoft FUD has been transfered where it always belonged, to people who have code to hide. The whole basis of proprietary software has been broken - they don't have anything others don't and they have to steal from public software to get what they need. It is impossible for them to continue their charrade about "innovation" and "theft". Good riddance.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  117. SCO has proven publicly they violated the BSD lic by Allah · · Score: 1

    TOUCH DOWN!
    NOTRE DAME!

  118. Ritchie wrote the code, but SCO may still own it by Ian+Lance+Taylor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The fact that Dennis Ritchie wrote the code (the malloc implementation) doesn't undermine SCO's statements at all. Ritchie wrote the code as an employee of AT&T, and unless he had a very unusual contract, AT&T owned the code he wrote. AT&T held a copyright on the code which, thanks to Congress, will last until we are all dead. AT&T sold that copyright to Novell, which sold it to the old SCO, which sold it to the current SCO. So although Ritchie wrote it, SCO still holds the copyright, which is all they have ever claimed.

    For that matter, it's worth noting that the fact that the code appeared in versions of BSD before 4.4 doesn't undermine SCO's claims either, because those versions of BSD require a Unix source code license, which Linux does not have. The fact that the code appeared in the Lions' book is also irrelevant, since the book carries a clear statement that the code is presented for educational value only, and that nobody is permitted to run it or base their own code on it.

    SCO's claims are undermined by the fact that they released the code under a Berkeley style license back when they were named Caldera. That shows that the code has no significant value, and that Linux users would not be liable for damages even if SCO sued them. However, it's also worth noting that including the code in Linux violated the terms of SCO's license, because it did not credit Caldera as the license required.

    So as far as I can see SCO still does have a tenuous claim on some versions of Linux on the basis of this code, although there is no way that any court would award them any damages for it.

    It's all somewhat moot in any case since the code has been removed from current versions of Linux. Anybody bothered by SCO just needs to upgrade to kernel versions 2.4.22 or 2.5.75 or later.

  119. So did SGI have the right to do this by Bananenrepublik · · Score: 1

    If SGI's UNIX license allowed them to relicense the code, it would be no problem. So, time to dig out those contracts SGI.

  120. Not so fast by Burdell · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Not that I want to support SCO in ANY way, but two things:
    • The license under which the "historical" versions of Unix are released is a BSD style license with the advertising clause. The advertising clause makes it incompatible with the GPL, according to the license comparison at the FSF site. So, it is not legal to pull code from the historical Unix versions into the Linux kernel, unless the historical Unix code in question was licensed from UCB under the BSD license (UCB retroactively removed the advertising clause from their code).
    • DMR worked for AT&T on the code is now owned by SCO. So SCO does have legal ownership of that code and is allowed to control how it is released. Much of it (including the code in question) was released under the license mentioned above, but that license conflicts with the GPL as used by the Linux kernel.
    So, if DMR's old Unix code was used verbatim in the Linux kernel AND it is not available under a license different than the historical Unix license, then the kernel is violating SCO's license terms.
    1. Re:Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, I didn't think of this! Yours truly, Darl.

    2. Re:Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Close, but no banana.

      The old BSDL is not in question here. In 2002, SCO/Caldera (whatever they were called at the time) released the sources under the *new* BSDL.

      Besides, the code actually *present* in the new kernels is a re-implementation, as has already been pointed out.

      Thank you.

    3. Re:Not so fast by stwrtpj · · Score: 5, Interesting
      DMR worked for AT&T on the code is now owned by SCO. So SCO does have legal ownership of that code and is allowed to control how it is released.

      Caldera later released UNIX System 3 (which contains the same code) into the public domain. This happened after the release under a BSD license, thus this action trumps the first. They can't claim they didn't know what they were doing, as that is no excuse for releasing code that you did not intend.

      --
      Karma: Frotzed (mostly due to the Frobozz Magic Karma Company)
    4. Re:Not so fast by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link for that? I don't recall it happening.

      I don't think it's necessarily important; the AT&T vs. BSD judge seemed pretty confident that Unix up to 32V was now public domain, but since the case never got so far as to make that an official ruling it would be nice to see another legitimate (particularly advertising clause-free) license of that code.

    5. Re:Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Caldera later released UNIX System 3 (which contains the same code) into the public domain.

      So your saying that Caldera relinquished their copyright to System 3?

      Provide evidence.

    6. Re:Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caldera later released UNIX System 3 (which contains the same code) into the public domain.

      What are the laws governing Public Domain releases? Is it possible for the author to take his/her work out of Public Domain?

      Could SCO just say "sorry guys, we're taking this all back?"

    7. Re:Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hiya Darl, hope you get a cellmate who isn't too violent when he makes you give him oral sex.

    8. Re:Not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What are the laws governing Public Domain
      >releases? Is it possible for the author to take
      >his/her work out of Public Domain?
      >
      >Could SCO just say "sorry guys, we're taking
      >this all back?"

      SCO could say whatever they like, but they would have no legal recourse for enforcing copyrights on that code. Once it's in the public domain they would have no more rights than anyone else regarding that code.

    9. Re:Not so fast by screenrc · · Score: 1
      Yes, SCO (and everyone else) can aquire any public domain code
      and release it anew under any license they want.
      The end user must follow the licensing terms
      of the version they got. Therefor, it depends from where
      you got your copy.


      If you got your copy from the public domain,
      then you declair yourself as the copyright owner
      and set your own terms for licensing.

    10. Re:Not so fast by rsdio · · Score: 1

      This argument gets put forth a lot -- that even though the contested code was released under a liberal free software license, it still cannot be included in the kernel because it is "incompatible" with the kernel's license.

      The thing to remember is that when the Free Software Foundation states their opinion about a license, this is in their interpretation of the license, and, more importantly, how this relates to the inclusion of other software into GNU software. When the FSF speaks about something, they are usually referring to how the issue relates to them and the software they distribute.

      Linus and the other copyright holders of Linux may decide that code covered by the BSD+Advertising license is not incompatible wth the GPL, and release the combination. Remember, too, that some people release software under two licenses, one the GPL, one which the FSF considers incompatible with the GPL. Of course, such combinations may not be legally valid, and may not hold up in court, but that question is for if and when it becomes an actual legal matter.

      These are not the software licenses you are looking for. Move along. Move along.

    11. Re:Not so fast by PolR · · Score: 1

      Eric Raymond has posted an analysis of the malloc code that discuss at length the origin of the code and its implications on the licensing issues.

  121. You want numbers ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    $500,000 to $1,000,000 per quarter in legal fees (source: Darl McBride, on the quarterly earnings calls).

    $8 million per quarter in SCO Source revenues from Microsoft and Sun (source: 10-Q's).

    SCO will not run out of money for their lawyers, because Microsoft and Sun are fronting the money.

    1. Re:You want numbers ... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Wrong. 8 million was 1 time. MS has option in current contract to *donate* 250,000 for another 2 (i believe) quarters.

      Plus you are not counting revenue as profit are you???

      I expect when their profits drop through the floor, or the shareholders realize their only profitability is from MS, they will dump the stock. That will flush the company. Note that many of their bills are paid in stock options.

  122. New Slashdot SCO icon by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    A number of people have requested a borg-ish SCO icon for SCO stories. It's not my best work, but here ya go.

    I sent a copy to Michael and CmdrTaco, though I wonder if they'll see it buried in the huge piles of spam they must receive.

    MigraineMan

  123. Re:Ritchie wrote the code, but SCO may still own i by fmouse · · Score: 1
    According to Bruce Perens' analysis, the code in question was part of Unix System 3 and was explicitly released into the public domain in January of 2002. Richie may have been in the employ of AT&T at the time he wrote this code, and it may once have belonged to Caldera/SCO, but they explicitly and publicly relinquished their claim to it.

    --
    "Everything works if you let it" - The Flying Mouse
  124. Even assuming that is true by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    First, it is very clear that if any license was violated by Linux it was an accident. It was not willful and deliberate. In contrast to SCO, which has been willfully and deliberately removing BSD copyright notices from their code right, left, and center.

    On the contrary, the way the BSD attribution of the malloc code was removed from Linux is exactly the same as the way the BSD attribution of the BPF code was removed from SCO Unix


    I am a little skeptical that that is true. The examples provided are text book examples (literally), and may not have been copied from BSD at all (though I suspect they were in fact cribbed, based upon comments embedded in them). Even if they were, they may (I do not know this to be true, but it is certainly plausible) licensed under the current BSD license, which would get both SCO and SGI off the hook for this particular infraction. However, SCO has apparently is alleged to have been copying other code rather profusely and without regard to license, including GPLed code (according to one former employee) ... this is indeed a horse of an entirely different color.

    This is in contrast to SGI, as far as I know, and certainly in direct opposition to Linux, BSD, and other free software projects, which have been very conscientious in avoiding copyright violations wherever it is even suspected.

    However, you are correct that SGI could, concievably, also be in trouble if they inappropriately removed copyright notices and attribution. That is, if the BSD folks chose to prosecute them, which seems unlikely as SGI has been a pretty good 'citizens' of the free software community. In contrast to SCO, who has been anything but. And since copyright, unlike trademark, can be selectively enforced ... well, I'd just like to say "Thank you for Playing, SCO. You do not pass go, you do not collect $200, you go directly to jail, and you do not even get a lousy copy of our home game." I don't think SGI has a lot to worry about (particularly if they correct it now)...SCO on the other hand is absolute, complete, and total toast.

    SGI might get into trouble over it. Linux developers and distributors who accepted the code from SGI in good faith, and removed it as soon as they noticed it was old Unix code (before it was revealed by SCO), would not be any trouble.

    Absolutely. That was my point. The use of any infringing code within Linux (if there ever was any infringement) was entirely accidental and, based upon what has been revealed thus far, has long since been removed.

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    1. Re:Even assuming that is true by amcguinn · · Score: 1

      The malloc code that was briefly in Linux wasn't copied from BSD. SCO claim it was copied from System V, which is possible. esr reckoned it was copied from an earlier Unix, which was released by by Caldera under a BSD-style license. The comment at the top of it (the Linux version) claimed it was copyright SGI, and didn't have any other attribution. If esr is right, then the code was copied by SGI in breach of SCO's BSD-style license. If SCO is right, then the code was copied in breach of SCO's commercial Unix license.

      As it's so small, and just a straightforward implementation of an algorithm documented by Knuth in 1968, that possibly SGI could claim that cutting and pasting it into their own code was fair use, even without attribution. I don't know about that.

      An interesting comment in an earlier discussion suggests that by accepting contributions without actively checking who really owns them (as opposed to who contributed them), the kernel maintainers could fall into the same legal hole as Napster, even if they are not aware that contributions are not legitimate.

    2. Re:Even assuming that is true by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That doesn't stand up.

      Yes you can get code of illegal origin accepted into GPL software, but you can get it accepted into any software. With open source software, at least, there's the chance of someone else noticing it, whereas with closed source there's almost no chance of it. You aren't more likely to end up that way, you are less.

      Anyway, it's not even clear that copying an entire function is a copyright violation. Most functions that could be copied wholesale into open source projects without people noticing are things like malloc or linked list implimentations, and there's some pretty good legal arguments that it's impossible to copyright any of those. Every version of them is almost completely identical once you strip out the formatting and variable names, and you can't copyright functionality or ideas.

      Just like you can't copyright a recipe or driving directions, you probably can't copyright a malloc(). The 'work' is simply a statement of fact, that is how you write a malloc(), that's how everyone writes it.

      Technically the formatting and variable names may make it copyrightable, just like you can't phtotocopy a recipe book and sell it because of the formatting and layout. But you can probably legally reformat and rename the variables, just like you can write down a recipe out of a book and sell copies of what you wrote down. (Also note that a lot of formatting is simply applying rules, and probably isn't subject to copyright either. It has to be a creative work, not machine generated by 'indent'. And 'creatively' formatting code is rather frowned on in programming.) (And most variable names are obvious, also.)

      In short, claiming copyright over small bits of standard code like malloc() is absurd, and doesn't match up to how copyright law works, even ignoring fair use rules, it's possibly they don't have any copyright protection at all. Once you throw in fair use, any claims gets even more shady.

      And before everyone gets all excited, I'll point out that if there's ever a legal ruling to that effect, it will be open source that everyone starts ripping off.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  125. Nice metaphor, Darl by WilyKit · · Score: 1

    McBride: "IBM and Red Hat have painted a Linux liability target on the backs of their customers."

    backstab, tr.v.: To attack (someone) unfairly, especially in an underhand, deceitful manner: "Some backstab each other and threaten to settle their differences with a punch" (Thomas Boswell).

  126. Aw, crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where am I gonna download my legally licensed linux kernel source RPMS now?

    I don't use mirrors like ftp.kernel.org, I like to get my code from the original copyright holder.

  127. Penny Arcade's opinion of slashdot by mcc · · Score: 1
    So slashdot doesn't want me to post this unless i have a higher actual-text-to-html ratio, so i have to add junk text at the end. Hey, If an echo filter adds echo, what does a lameness filter do?
    1. Re:Penny Arcade's opinion of slashdot by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Dude, sorry to crash your joke, but an echo *box* adds echo; an echo filter actually, uh, filters it.

      AFAIK. I could be wrong, and often am .

  128. Re:Ritchie wrote the code, but SCO may still own i by Ian+Lance+Taylor · · Score: 1

    Read your link again. The code was not released into the public domain. It was released under a Berkeley style license, which specifically says ``Redistributions of source code and documentation must retain the above copyright notice...'' and so forth. That is what I said in the grandparent post--Linux does not include the required copyright notice.

  129. "BSD is Dying" is 5 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  130. Re:SCO's Website Down / watch this instead by ghum · · Score: 1
  131. SCO v IBM court case in full. by Eric+MB+Lard+MD · · Score: 2, Funny

    SCO: Linux contains Unix code.
    RMS: It is GNU/Linux if you please.
    Judge: What's this GNU thing?
    RMS: Gnu's Not Unix.
    Judge: So Linux is really GNU/Linux
    and Gnu's not unix?
    RMS: Correct.

    Judge: So what are SCO on about? Case dismissed.

  132. This is simple ... by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1
    We've got copyrights and licenses. Copyrights follow the code no matter how it gets distributed, and licenses only follow the code if the code is distributed under a valid license. So, A wrote the code and got acquired by B, who licensed it to C and D under a BSD license. E stole it from C and took the copyright notices off and licensed it to F, who who gave it to G in violation of his license, which wasn't valid anyway. Then D got it from G and B got it from F, and everyone started giving it to everyone else on whatever terms they wanted to, but the people who got it didn't pay too much attention to the terms anyway, since everyone had it and no one was arguing about it yet. A few people who might have gotten it from someone rewrote it anyway and others who did or didn't gave it to someone else as original. Did I mention this is simple?

    Actually, it's wonderful. It will keep the Bush-appointed judges so busy hurling court orders at each other that they won't have time to mess with civil liberties. Hooray for the American legal system.

    1. Re:This is simple ... by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      "...everyone started giving it to everyone else on whatever terms they wanted to, but the people who got it didn't pay too much attention to the terms anyway, since everyone had it..."

      This is pretty much a classic example of how "public domain" happens.

      Everything is going to be ok.

  133. Let's build the deck now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's build the deck now but there aren't enough people in SCO, so let's include other Anti-Open-Source Terrorists:

    Joker - Daryl McBride

    King of Spades - Daryl McBride (He deserves to be dealt with twice....)
    Queen of Spades - Chris Sontag
    Jack of Spades - David Boies
    10 of Spades - Blake Stowell
    Ass of Spades - Ransom Love

    King of Clubs - Bill Gates
    Queen of Clubs - Steve Balmer
    Jack of Clubs - Jim Allchin
    Ass of Clubs - Ed Muth

    Can anyone else help complete the deck?

    1. Re:Let's build the deck now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Can anyone else help complete the deck?

      Let's not but say we did.

    2. Re:Let's build the deck now.... by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Ass of Spades - Ransom Love
      Ass of Clubs - Ed Muth
      If there are going to be asses in all the suits they should all be Darl as well.
  134. This is probably why SCO has gone down ... by polyp2000 · · Score: 0

    NFT (norda family trust)

    own the netblock which SCO uses

    NFT Netblock owner

    (see above netcraft link.)

    according to this article ...

    NFT are boycotting SCO products and services..

    This is probably what is going on here

    --
    Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
  135. Maybe not a full deck... by corB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does SCO still have 52 employees?

    1. Re:Maybe not a full deck... by PetWolverine · · Score: 1

      No, they haven't been playing with a full deck anyway.

      --
      I found the meaning of life the other day, but I had write-only access.
  136. Anyone know what is going on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The SCO web site has been down since 3:45 PM yesterday - not just this morning, and www.caldera.de is down as well. Anyone know whats up? A DOS attack could easily have been avoided by now.

    1. Re:Anyone know what is going on? by polyp2000 · · Score: 0

      Try reading the message beneath the one you just posted ....
      tut tut tut

      --
      Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
    2. Re:Anyone know what is going on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry - wasn't there when I posted - but thanks.

    3. Re:Anyone know what is going on? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      Below is a relative term, because people browse with different settings. Which message?

  137. MOD Parent UP! Informative by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 1

    Corrects inaccuracies in original.

  138. Lawsuit by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can the BSD ppl nail SCO for Copyright removal? of course, the real question is will they? I would love for them to file a major one against them.

    --
    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    1. Re:Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of this article (long...)
      http://thegiantpotato.1afm.com/comment/ scoms.html

    2. Re:Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er... I mean "SCO Owns Everything, Microsoft Agrees" Sorry... poop formatting by me.

    3. Re:Lawsuit by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      The original BSD lawsuit was "won" this way. AT&T sued BSD for releasing Net/2 ( I think, or Net/1). BSD showed that AT&T violated their copyright, and their requirements were a bitter pill for AT&T to swallow. Novell bought out the UNIX trademark, and decided to kill a pretty silly lawsuit - AT&T was suing BSD for releasing BSD UNIX, but a lot of functionality that made UNIX so valuable to AT&T ws developed in Berkely.

    4. Re:Lawsuit by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      yeah, but the real question is, will they do it again? Many in the BSD are not that wild about Linux. Hopefully, they will see things in the spot light.

      --
      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  139. Who wants cold coffee? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, McDonalds serves it's coffee at 185 degrees Fahrenheit (85 degrees Celsius).

    I'm not a coffee drinker, but I do drink tea and green tea at restaurants, and they're served at about this temperature. It's too hot to drink, but since you drink *at the end* of your meal, it usually cools down to a more reasonable 60 degrees Celsius which is just right for tea. If they had served 60 degrees Celsius tea, it would be cold by the time we drink.

    When you ask for re-fills, you can adjust the temperature of the coffee using a sophisticated patent-pending technique called "BLOWING and STIRRING" or "adding code water or ice".

    I'm surprised that she didn't know about these advanced cooling techniques, but then again, I'd never dream of intentially putting a cup of scalding hot coffee between my legs.

    To be honest, I don't believe that the burns came from the coffee. (She probably accidentally dropped a curling iron or hot oil on her lap.)

    I've personally had boiling hot water fall on my entire hand. It hurt like hell and it was very red and sore for a week and took another week to completely disappear, but it most definitely did *not* leave third degree burns or any permanent marks.

    1. Re:Who wants cold coffee? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      You obviously haven't read the evidence in that case.
      you can adjust the temperature of the coffee using a sophisticated patent-pending technique called "BLOWING and STIRRING" or "adding code water or ice".
      Not very effectiive given that the coffee was in a cup with a lid. Which she was trying to remove in order to add cream and sugar.
      I've personally had boiling hot water fall on my entire hand. It hurt like hell and it was very red and sore for a week and took another week to completely disappear, but it most definitely did *not* leave third degree burns or any permanent marks.
      Clearly you treated it immediately (cold water). She was not able to do so. The fabric of her clothes held the coffee against her skin and at the 180 degrees F (the temp the coffee was served at) third degree burns will occur in 2 to 7 seconds. In her case she had third degree burns over 6% of her body which required skin grafts.

      Two facts were probably most significant in the jury finding McD's 80% responsible for the accident and awarding such high punitive damages: that their coffee was significantly hotter than other establishments', and that they had 700 complaints over the prior 10 year period so they clearly knew the dangers.

  140. Re: Your Sig by greenrd · · Score: 1
    Shouldn't that be Some or Most /. users can't handle fuzzy logic?

    The way you've got it now sounds very Aristotlian. And wrong.

  141. Re: using the dmca by plj · · Score: 2, Funny

    "if major companies were as routinely screwed by this law as the little guy, the DMCA would be a memory."

    *cough* SCO? *cough*

    I think you'd better pick up an english dictionary and check the definiton for the word major.

    But seriously thinking, true.

    --
    “Wait for Hurd if you want something real” –Linus
  142. why people are believing SCO by jonwil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Basicly, people are listening to the SCO claim of "code x looks like code y" and not to the claim of "yes but it was never SCOs in the first place/it was released under a free licence" simply because right now those claims havent been legally proven. For example, the claim of "the code was released under a free licence", its not possible for the unwashed masses to know for sure that the copy of the code in the kernel started out as the "under a free licence" version and not some other "SCO copyright" version. Also, its not yet possible to prove the claim "it wasnt SCOs in the first place" since its not possible to be 100% legally binding sure yet that the code SCO is showing isnt SCOs
    Anyhow, I just wish the court case would begin so that SCO is forced to show everything it has and we can begin in ernest looking for reasons why SCOs claims are garbage

  143. Correcting myself by amcguinn · · Score: 1

    I missed a point. While the 32V version that esr suggests the malloc code was copied from was released by Caldera in 2002 under a BSD-like license, it was also distributed by AT&T before 1996 without a copyright notice, and therefore entered the public domain. Therefore, under esr's theory, even its pasting into Linux by SGI without attribution is OK.

  144. The silent majority also... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    would love to each personally deliver $700 to my front doorstep as well.

    And they'll do your taxes. They're so handy!

    --
    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
  145. Re:Ritchie wrote the code, but SCO may still own i by rifftide · · Score: 1
    Yes, it looks like an oversight. SCO probably should have sent Linus an email: "Hey, we noticed the following two routines which look like they are adapted directly from Unix 6th edition. You guys need to either put our copyright notice on the files or recode them". It would have taken less than a day for the kernel guys to do either one. That's assuming Caldera/SCO actually cared, and they apparently didn't until McBride came along and reoriented the company's direction towards IP.

    Stepping back, it looks like SCO is using this for PR purposes (the code count for the two routines in my copy of Lions' book is about 80 lines, so it sounds like this is the piece they showed analysts back in June). As you say, the claimable damages are probably nil. But the bulk of their case centers around their legal theory of ownership of derivative works of UNIX and how that applies to NUMA, SMP, JFS, etc. The fact that they are advertising this seemingly irrelevant sideshow makes you wonder how much confidence SCO and Boies have in their real case.

  146. Oloris rattus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Or something like that)

    So, that's where they must be hiding. Someone drop the g-men a line.

  147. Mutual Funds!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How else does something like that get sold.

  148. good one darl! by psycho_driver · · Score: 1

    In the US, we have found already a mountain of code.

    In soviet russia, mountain of code finds you!

  149. Linux version of Packet filter not lift by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I remember reading that the linux version of the BSD packet filter is NOT a direct code lift. It was rather a complete rewrite and therefore did not need the bsd copyright included.

    The code was different enough that SCO was using it as an example of linux people stealing their code and "obfuscating" it.

    The SCO code is a direct lift, however.

  150. HEY Terminator by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

    1) SCO believes that volating a Unix source code license should cost the guilty part 3 billion 2) It seems SCO managed to do the only thing possible to vioate the BSD license (they removed the copyright) 3) You, Arnold, seem to be the leading candidate for Gov. of California 4) Therefore, if you become governor, your sadly underfuned schools look like they have a 3 billion dollar opportunity to SUE SCO FOR COPYRIGHT VIOATIONS 5) Hey look we got to MAKE LOTS OF MONEY without the pesky ????? step.

    --
    Think global, act loco
  151. You'd drink 90C coffee? by kyz · · Score: 1

    Man, the vapours coming from the cup would give you second degree burns to your face -- you're going to pour 90C coffee down your throat?

    The water vapour that pours out of my kettle just after it's finished boiling is 90C.

    So congratulations; thanks to this "reasonable" lawsuit, you can't get a really well-made cup of coffee in the US anymore.

    A cup of coffee in a styrofoam cup is by no means "really well-made".

    --
    Does my bum look big in this?
  152. Inappropriate by Accipiter · · Score: 1

    That's not very good. The Borg are powerful, efficient, and capable. Obviously, this is not a very good metaphor for SCO.

    I see SCO as being more akin to the Pakleds from the Star Trek TNG episode "Samaritan Snare." They're slow, stupid, and bumble about without a clue. They manage to fuck a few things up here and there, but are ultimately beaten because of their own stupidity. It's perfect.

    "We look for things. Things to make us go."

    --

    -- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?
    (If you can't figure out how to E-Mail me, Don't. :P)

    1. Re:Inappropriate by Bored+Huge+Krill · · Score: 1
      sooo... put all that together and what you have is the Borg as they would appear in "Muppets in Space".

      Close your eyes and try to imaging Kermit saying "resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!"

    2. Re:Inappropriate by pen · · Score: 1
      That's not very good. The Borg are powerful, efficient, and capable.
      They also lose every battle :-P
  153. Boycott Canopy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    original post

    As an employee of a company in the same office buildings as SCO and partly funded by Canopy Group, I strongly encourage a boycott of all companies funded by the Canopy Group.

    Taking money from Ralph Yarrow (Canopy) made all of us sick to our stomachs but we held our noses and moved into their offices in the hope their stake would stay small. And we were out of business if we didn't.

    There was a lot of buzz about mergers a few weeks ago. It seemed that everyone was going to join into one large company called, you know it: SCO! That buzz ended yesterday. Now the talk, all over the group, is how to distance ourselves from SCO and Canopy. The mention of our company on Slashdot resulted in very negative feedback and two potential customers walking away. Other's got it even worse. I hear Trolltech spent most of the day on the phone smoothing things over with their customers. Upper management meetings were held all afternoon among the group's companies (I'm not privvy to those, but can guess the subject matter). Companies that were considering a merger with SCO (some as close as 5 days away) are now backpedalling as fast as they can.

    Canopy Group is the key to pressuring SCO. Thats where they get their money and their actions could harm the whole group and Canopy's plans. Pressure on the Canopy Group's members will result in pressure on SCO.

    Save me from SCO! Boycott Canopy Group. If they want to point a gun at their own head, I'd rather they do it away from me. Write letters to the all the Canopy Group companies. We are all very small and even a few letters would have a major effect. The three we received yesterday sent management into a tizzy. Oh, yeah. And start at the bottom of the alphabetical list of companies, please.

    Thanks for listening...

  154. easy explanation by dh003i · · Score: 1

    People are *fucking morons*. Anyone investing in SCO right now is obviously a total idiot who does not do any significant research, and who should NOT be investing in stocks at all. If you can't even do enough research to look past mindless headlines and find the real truth behind something like this (and, let's face it, the real truth about this is all over the web), then you are too stupid to be investing in the stock-market anyways. But thank god for these kinds of morons, for they create the stock-market inefficiency that Vanguard says doesn't exist, which allows intelligent investors to profit.

  155. Just a Reminder by IbmSockPuppet · · Score: 1

    Since today is an odd-numbered day of the month, messages in SCO threads should extol the virtues of Linux and Free Software and the GPL and NOT attack SCO. You were specifically told that attacks on SCO are supposed to take place on even-numbered days of the month.

    Remember, if you fail to follow these rules, you don't get paid.

    --


    Cmon. Admit it. You thought about doing this but decided to be mature. I can't believe I got this name.
  156. I just made this.... by buford_tannen · · Score: 1

    A new parody at theinformationminister.com Yes, the Iraqi one! :)

    He now works for SCO.

    --
    Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen
  157. But from SCO's perspective by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    SCO is attempting to be the Borg. (Don't get me wrong, I have lots of respect for the Borg, and I wish that the Star Trek creative staff hadn't written them off so easily.)

    SCO wants to own anything that's come in contact with their operating system. "We consider that a derivative work" they'll say. They're trying to assimilate other people's work into their collective. That's Borg-ish behavior, though I doubt there are any Borg named "Darl-of-Seven."

    I hadn't used the graphics tools in a while, and I saw this as an opportunity to revisit the skills I've let get rusty. You're more than welcome to make your own Pakled icon and post it for comparison. I'd be interested to see what you come up with.

  158. Valuation models for SCOX by mec · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Right, you mention two of the big valuation models for stocks. First there's the model that a stock worth is the current value of its expected future dividend stream -- or som e flavor of that, depending on your philosophy of accounting. According to that model, I think the whole company is worth maybe $10 million to $50 million for its conventional products and services, and perhaps $50 million to $100 million (being generous) as an option on a lawsuit.

    The next model is that you try to figure out why other people are buying stock. You try to figure out what is going to be fashionable next month and buy it this month (or figure out what will be disgusting next month and short-sell it this month).

    People using the first model are like retail buyers -- end users of stock, almost. People using the second model are like merchants or wholesalers -- they buy the stock because they think someone else will want it a little bit later.

    I sorta think that bubbles happen when a lot of people become wholesalers and think they are going to sell to other wholesalers with no clear idea of where the end of the value chain is. Warren Buffett says that he asks this question: "would I buy this stock if the stock market was open only once a year?"

    Also, some people are momentum traders -- they buy whatever is going up. The ordinary laws of supply and demand do not apply, because the demand curve actually turns UP with increasing price, and the supply curve turns a little bit DOWN. So the curves do not cross in that beautiful Econ 1 diagram, and the usual negative-feedback loops of micro-economics become damaging positive-feedback loops.

    I think that's what's happening to SCOX. Lots of momentum buyers, not enough fundamental buyers (where "fundamental" includes "chances of winning IBM suit" * "value of suit" of course).

    That still leaves the question: why were Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday flat, and then big price increases on heavy volume on Thursday, Friday.

  159. SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by MuParadigm · · Score: 5, Informative


    I posted this at Groklaw, and I'm reposting it here since it seems pretty relevant to the current thread:

    I ran some traceroutes to see where the problem is, and the results are quite interesting.

    First, let's start with www.canopy.com. I am listing the traceroute output from step 12, since that's just two steps before where things get revealing:

    Tracing route to www.canopy.com [216.250.142.120] over a maximum of 30 hops: ....
    12 77 ms 77 ms 76 ms 66.62.3.56
    13 74 ms 77 ms 74 ms den1-core-01.tamerica.net [66.62.3.45]
    14 77 ms 77 ms 76 ms den1-edge-01.tamerica.net [66.62.4.3]
    15 77 ms 77 ms 77 ms vi-001.brdr01.den05.viawest.net [66.62.160.22]
    16 75 ms 77 ms 76 ms gige-01-m00-00.crrt02.den05.viawest.net [64.78.230.210]
    17 87 ms 87 ms 89 ms pos-03-01.crrt01.slc03.viawest.net [64.78.227.10]
    18 89 ms 89 ms 89 ms c7pub-216-250-136-70.center7.com [216.250.136.70]
    19 91 ms 88 ms 87 ms c7pub-216-250-142-126.center7.com [216.250.142.126]
    20 88 ms 89 ms 90 ms c7pub-216-250-142-120.center7.com [216.250.142.120]

    Trace complete.

    Now, let's traceroute www.caldera.com

    Tracing route to www.caldera.com [216.250.140.125] over a maximum of 30 hops: ....
    12 74 ms 77 ms 77 ms dal1-core-01.tamerica.net [66.62.6.193]
    13 76 ms 77 ms 74 ms den1-core-01.tamerica.net [66.62.3.45]
    14 77 ms 74 ms 74 ms den1-edge-01.tamerica.net [66.62.4.3]
    15 * * * Request timed out.

    And finally, www.sco.com:

    Tracing route to www.sco.com [216.250.140.112] over a maximum of 30 hops: ....
    12 76 ms 77 ms 76 ms dal1-core-01.tamerica.net [66.62.6.193]
    13 75 ms 77 ms 76 ms den1-core-01.tamerica.net [66.62.3.45]
    14 77 ms 76 ms 75 ms den1-edge-01.tamerica.net [66.62.4.67]
    15 * * * Request timed out.

    Canopy, Caldera, and SCO, all have addresses that are within the same class C addressing range, respectively: 216.250.140.120, 216.250.140.125, 216.250.140.112. While this makes it very possible that all three sites are served by the same machine, we can't prove that from this information. It is however, likely that they are served from the same router.

    The next thing to note is that the route to SCO and Caldera both fail at the 14th step in the tracert. The last router that responds for each of them, at the 13th step, is den1-edge-01.tamerica.net (albeit from different ports). Canopy also passes through den1-edge-01.tamerica.net at the 13th step, but continues on to a router at viawest.com. From there, it passes through 2 more routers at ViaWest, and 3 routers at Center7.

    ViaWest and Center7 are both Canopy companies.

    On initial analysis, for any other company, a network manager/sys admin/networking consultant (such as me) would simply assume that SCO/Caldera was having a problem with its ISP. The weird thing, though, is the presence of Canopy's IP address right *between* SCO's and Caldera's addresses.

    Assume that all 3 segments are served by the same router (no, we can't prove it from this data, but it's extremely likely). Canopy, in that case, should be experiencing problems too if the site were under a DOS attack.

    In fact, anyone planning a DDOS attack would find it easier to just take out the whole address range, thereby including all 3 sites, rather than focus on just the SCO/Caldera sites -- and for technical reasons alone. Never mind that they would *want* to target Canopy as well.

    Given all this, it is a pretty safe bet that SCO/Caldera has taken its websites down itself.

    Why? To protect themselves from a DDOS attack? No. Any decent firewall could take care of that for them. That's why I suspected that it was not DoS attack: they've simply been down too long.

    I don't know *why* they're still down. I wonder if they're about to collapse.

    1. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by mrjive · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I know for a fact that SCO's website is hosted in an IDC here in Denver, as a friend of mine used to work there until recently.

      In fact, he would point out that every time a new story was posted about them, they (at the IDC) would brace themselves for another DoS/DDoS against the SCO and other assorted domains.

      These attacks do nothing but give some techs here a lot of extra work to worry about for no good purpose.

      --
      If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. -George Carlin
    2. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canopy is in 216.250.142.0/24, while SCO and Caldera are in 216.250.140.0/24. I cannot reach any within 216.250.140.0/24....

    3. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by majorflaw · · Score: 3, Funny

      Assuming all this is true, has anyone considered the possibility that SCO simply didn't pay their electric bill?

    4. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hi, yes we are Attacking SCO. The attack targets not only the websites but the internal network. Unlike most script kiddie attacks (hey if I got 20,000 bots to hit something, lets use all of them!) this attack is surgical in nature, in fact, I would use the terms "shock" and "awe" to describe it. No NO innocent equipment is being damaged any more than necessary, and to our knowledge there are no civilian casualties in these pinpoint laser guided attacks. This is Wolf Blitzburg for CNN, back to Washington. (erm oops wrong war)

    5. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Parent is right. Mod my original post(grandparent?) down. My comment about Canopy's IP address being between the two is wrong.

      (Hangs head in shame for making stupid mistake).

    6. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      Please look at the IPs again:

      Tracing route to www.canopy.com [216.250.142.120] over a maximum of 30 hops: ....
      Tracing route to www.caldera.com [216.250.140.125] over a maximum of 30 hops: ....
      Tracing route to www.sco.com [216.250.140.112] over a maximum of 30 hops: ....

      They're not on the same C class. Most likely these machines are on different locations. Sorry to tell you, but your post doesn't apply. :)

    7. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Yeah, I got that wrong. Misread that one digit. Stupid mistake. It was pointed out earlier in the thread yesterday, and I ate crow for it then.

      However, pinging the sites by IP address with the -a switch still shows that the sites are all on the same network, if not the same Class C segment. Those sites are all maintained on Center 7's network, in Denver. So the conclusions still stand, even though part of the analysis was off.

    8. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by ag0ny · · Score: 1

      I assume you're talking about the -a parameter in Windows' ping command. Looks like that switch is just used to resolve the reverse DNS for an IP, so we have the following:

      Name: c7pub-216-250-142-120.center7.com
      Address: 216.250.142.120
      Name: c7pub-216-250-140-112.center7.com
      Address: 216.250.140.112
      Name: www.caldera.com
      Address: 216.250.140.125

      This doesn't mean that these machines are on the same network. It means that SCO's or center7's network admin(s) didn't configure the reverse DNS for 216.250.142.125 and 216.250.140.112 to return the names of the websites hosted there. This could be because these machines are hosting several other sites (virtual hosts) on the same IPs.

      Or it could just be that SCO's admins are lazy. :)

    9. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      No, it doesn't prove it. However, even the initial post didn't claim to *prove* it. It's just very likely that they are on the same network, given that they all resolve to center7.com, use the same naming scheme for the boxes, and route through Denver.

    10. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by MuParadigm · · Score: 1

      ... and fall within the same /22 netmask.

    11. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, that's

      216.250.142.x -Canopy,
      216.250.140.x -Caldera,
      216.250.140.x -SCO.

      Not quite the same class C network!

    12. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. This was pretty pitiful.

      Let's start off with the most obvious mistake that these are not in the same /24 IP space;

      canopy.com's third octet is different than sco/caldera.

      Now lets move on to the fact that we haven't used classful routing in what a decade?

      Now you are assuming routing and filtering policy about networks that you have no control or insight into? Come on, use some common sense and go read your MCSE book some more.

    13. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by muirhead · · Score: 1
      There's article on linuxworld here with a reciprocal link to this comment.

    14. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe at first they got a DOS attack and they disconect the server to manipulate the logs files to forge 'evidence' against somebody.

    15. Re:SCO's Website Down: It's Not A DDoS by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


      Cool. Thanks for the heads up.

  160. If you want more information about Darl McBride by kjj · · Score: 1

    Just go to www.darlmcbride.com

  161. Re: Let's look at the potential impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK - all you *chuckleheads* out there in Internet-LANd / you can say what you want, but here's what I see.

    Most times now when I get tea (can't drink coffee) from (a) Starbucks, (b) Tim Horton's, or (c) most any other place serving hot coffee and tea in North America (basically anywhere I have been the past few years, north of the Mexican border), there has been a marked change in the cups. Either I get two cups, or there is a plastic or paper heat sleeve around the cup, or there is some focus paid to my not being burned when I get my cup of hot liquid.

    To me this is the whole point. I am not saying that all lawsuits make sense or are worthwhile. I am saying that anybody selling coffee in North America today at least gives some thought about the safety of the customer, and not just about their profits (obviously lots of that in coffee :^). I am sad that it took someone getting injured and a highly visible lawsuit for this to get addressed, but lawsuits seem to be the only way to get some big companies here to do things that are in their customer's or the country's best interest. And anyone that thinks this safety stuff is trivial ought to look into other examples, like why those impressive chromed hood ornaments on 50's cars are a thing of the past also (hint - think: "Mmmmm .... Pedestrian at 12 o'clock!!").

    The same kind of discussion can be had regarding Linux and/or the GPL. Clearly MS has stongly implied for some time (at least since the first "Halloween" emails) that Linux and "free software" was very nearly a "Commie Plot", capable of killing our/their vaunted supremacy in making piles o'cash from source code. So given the recent major rate of Linux success in the marketplace, it seems to me that WE SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED A LAWSUIT RIGHT ABOUT NOW - from someone, just not Redmond (but a "Redmond lackey", **no doubt**).

    Thus the key benefits of this SCO lawsuit may be *much better* vigilance in the OSS community around sources of code for inclusion in Linux releases, as well as a significant test of the GPL in court, so that we have some legal precedents for future lawsuits. For me, all the better to do all this *now*, rather than years from now when it might have been more disruptive. As well, it is beginning to look like SCO either has to bluff better, show better code examples, or face the music - so I can't think about a better set of people to try this path of attack (MS wouldn't directly, and SUN / IBM / HP / Dell can't).

    The other interesting bit here is the sub-thread about: "All your source code belongs to us!" Seems to me the big beneficiary of such an arrangement (if it ever proved to be legal) would not be SCO, but the main developer of both the dominant OS and OO-development toolset - say, perhaps the creators of .NET?? So there might be more than one reason for MS to back SCO's lawsuit.

    Give it some thought ...
    --Mr. AC--

    PS - for those that haven't thought it through, when you get coffee or tea at a MickeyDee's drive-thru window, the cream and sugar are usually not in the cup but in separate packets. So the first thing a customer would likely do is --- open the top to put in the cream and sugar!! Thus "taking off the lid" is something MacDonalds' customers should be able to do w/o getting injured, right? RIGHT??

  162. Re: Using the DMCA against SCO... by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    NEVER use their underhanded techniques against them, Grasshopper; it validates them.

    Upholding the GPL license is ALL this fight is about, pure and simple.

    That being said, it is NOT time to become radical about it; if the GPL is BY the people and FOR the people, then it must be used in that honorable sense.

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  163. SCO's ISP by jc42 · · Score: 1

    On the off chance that someone wants to follow through with this idea, here's a traceroute that identifies their ISP: ...
    12 p4-1-0-0.a00.dnvrco02.us.ra.verio.net (129.250.16.52) 127.103 ms 127.464 ms 131.445 ms
    13 p1-0-2-0.a00.dnvrco02.us.ce.verio.net (198.173.159.254) 120.930 ms 117.026 ms 118.175 ms
    14 *

    That should be sufficient information to contact verio.net.

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  164. RE: SCO's website is DOWN by prock307 · · Score: 1

    Maybe their site choked and died upon switching back to SCO UNIX from "GNU/Linux & Apache"....

    Check out their OS History

    I don't think SCO wants people to know that they are running on Linux. And the hipocracy grows deeper......

  165. Mod parent up - insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody pays any attention to AC posts, but pay attention to this and mod the parent up - insightful!

    I agree with this message and the points made need to be heard by the widest possible audience.

    1. Re:Mod parent up - insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said something similar months ago... it seems to me that a reasonable person is going to conclude that every piece of software contains infringing code (copyright/patent); the only major difference between open source and closed source is that you know what you're getting with open source (theoretically).

      The stupid software patent laws are finally created the IP quagmire most intelligent people foresaw 20 years ago when the idea of software patents first came up.

      The US is turning itself into a 3rd world technology nation while congress thinks software patents are a good thing. They are seriously fucked up.

  166. SCO: The Duckspeak Group. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Blake Stowell, the Director of Public Relations for The SCO Group, told Newsforge in an email:

    To clarify, the code we showed in Vegas was Unix System V code that was copied line for line from UNIX into Linux. It was contributed by a UNIX licensee, which was not IBM. It was shown not to build our case against IBM, but it was shown to identify that there are issues with Linux. Linus can have his opinion of Darl McBride and what was shown, but ultimately, we will have to show our proof in a court setting and convince a jury that we have been wronged by IBM, not this other UNIX licensee that we showed the code from. That will be a separate issue.

    As the company that owns the UNIX System V source code, we think we're sufficiently qualified to identify this code.

    I think his comment should have been more like this:

    "I just wanna clarify what's goin' on over here. Over in the casino, after I had those nine beers, I showed this crumpled piece of paper that read:

    10 FOR I=1 TO 10

    20 PRINT "I AM COOL"

    30 NEXT I

    The three lines above are source code in our very own UNIX System V. Here are three lines from the Linux kernel:
    static u_int

    mcclock_tlsb_read(device_t dev, u_int reg)

    {

    As you can plainly see, these portions of the Linux source code are exactly identical to our UNIX System V code. All of our programmers, Bob and Jim, told me so themselves, and both of them are highly trained MCSE's. We don't appreciate that the community rejects this as evidence of wrongdoing on their part. Linus is obviously an idiot because his coding skills don't match what Bob and Jim can do in VisualBASIC 2003."

    In other news, SCO sues Brian Kernighan, Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson for helping to create software which could be used to violate SCO's intellectual property rights. A spokesperson for SCO said, "By leveraging innovative litigation procedures, SCO streamlines compelling shareholder value."

  167. Was it hot enough to make you grimmace? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's pretty hot...

  168. Have you ever noticed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ultimately, since it's illegal and rather immature"

    That people who call each other "immature" are usually under 20?

    Interesting, isn't it?

  169. Probably switching them to UnixWare... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...but can't find any old enough hardware.

    Either that or the recievers got there early and the racks are now vacant. (-:

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  170. As a counter argument by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    "and unless he had a very unusual contract, AT&T owned the code he wrote"

    Yes, but when this code was written, there was no such thing as software patents; aside from copyright law, there was no protection for this code, except as a trade secret; and it seems difficult to believe that a trade secret can have the source code released with a BSD-style license and still remain a trade secret.

    Honestly, I don't see where SCO is going with any of this. It doesn't make any sense.

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  171. Yeah, what do you call a TSG customer in a suit? by leonbrooks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next they'll be including copies of UnixWare in the writs they send out ("Is that really grey paper? It looks like very, very fine print to me... my goodness, they've taken almost all of the whitespace out... but it does look like a winner from the Obfuscated C competition...") so they can be sure that all recipients have unlicenced copies of their code.

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  172. So the next variant... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...will be called SCObig?

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  173. Mods, put down those crack pipes... by aweraw · · Score: 2, Funny

    How the name of fuck, did this AC get modded +2 informative?

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    1. Re:Mods, put down those crack pipes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was informative.

  174. The Market is Always Rational by screenrc · · Score: 1
    "the business world has little interest in investing based on reality." /.
    I am sorry if their reality is different than
    yours. The question is not who is rational
    according to your reality, but who makes money and who loses money.


    Who told you the they have to follow reality?
    hey follow thatever makes them money, which is
    a much more usefull measure than your view
    view of who you think the game should be played.
    The stock market is essentially a scam, and
    the sheep usually are the ones who follow "the reality".
    You are at the wrong business if you think
    the market is irratioanl. By definition: the
    market is always rational -- this is
    what determines who wins and loses. Tis is the biggest
    reality of all.

    1. Re:The Market is Always Rational by shaitand · · Score: 1

      That's all very well and good. But that "market determined reality" won't stop SCO from losing their lawsuit and being sued out the arse for the copyright infringement they are commiting. It won't stop sco from being bitch slapped into non-existance.

      Those who are buying SCO legitimately thinking it's a good investment (as opposed to the day traders who literally "play" the market) will lose their ass because they had no idea what reality was.

    2. Re:The Market is Always Rational by screenrc · · Score: 1
      True. It depends though what what you mean
      by "investment": for some it might be a day,
      for some it might be a year, and for others
      years. Eventually, we must sell what
      we bought, the key question is "after how long".


      Almost all stocks eventually, after some
      arbitrary very long time, will dive to zero or
      near zero. This has historicaly been 99% true, even
      for the best of companies.


      In my experience at the stock market (and
      I have been in it more that most of your been alive),
      playing based on fundamentals is terrible indicator
      to profitablility, but a reliable indecator that
      someone has is just beginner in this game
      carrying the usual convictions of someone who
      has yet to get screwd and start learning the
      very hard way. The most common case is that
      beginners just lose all their money and get washed away, they
      never get the chance to start all over with
      a more mature disposition.

  175. Turnaround by mholt108 · · Score: 1

    This website does little to discredit SCO, i think it makes IBM look like cronies. If you look at thescoinformationministers reasoning, it was, initially, an attack on IBM. IBM was quiet but the whole open source community then dug their knives in and SCO went after them.

    Lets just imagine that IBM really were feeding SCO source code into Linux - wouldnt you feel ripped off and go after them?

    1. Re:Turnaround by theolein · · Score: 1

      I somehow find it a LOT easier to imagine things the other way around, as do most people who don't work for SCO

    2. Re:Turnaround by mholt108 · · Score: 1

      yeah mee too really - but you could imagine it the other way, to an ignorant judge, with only the benefit of hyndsight.

  176. Re:Ritchie wrote the code, but SCO may still own i by nathanh · · Score: 1
    The fact that Dennis Ritchie wrote the code (the malloc implementation) doesn't undermine SCO's statements at all.

    Sure it does. One of Darl's statements was that this had "nothing to do with old UNIX" and clearly this example was from a very old UNIX. I'd say that particular statement is 100% undermined.

  177. Mod parent up!!! by theolein · · Score: 1

    This is what a lot of us have been waiting for: inside info on the crapsuit.

  178. Re:Ritchie wrote the code, but SCO may still own i by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    The code may very well be considered "public domain", due to its appearance as sample code in the Kernigan & Ritchie book. Material is often put into the public domain not by people who contributed it that way, but by courts deciding that usage and common knowledge of the material has taken it out of protection.

    Since the code in question was certainly presented in educational environments since at least the late '70's, we can probably assume that it is considered public domain at this point in time.

  179. Oh oh by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else notice the 66.6 in the trace route. Maybe Darl's more evil than we thought...

    1. Re:Oh oh by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      66.6? That'd make them exactly 10% evil, surely!

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  180. RASTAFARI! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shut ya batty hole... nah good pork chopity buoy... babylon be keppin kemps fa i an i... ya be a pinky maga dog....

    Rev 22:2 NKJV) In the middle of its street, and on either side of the river, was the tree of life, which bore twelve fruits, each tree yielding its fruit every month. The leaves of the tree were for the healing of the nations.

    true dat

  181. Stupidest. Quote. Ever. by Red+Warrior · · Score: 1

    "At this point it's going to be his word against ours," he said of Perens.

    OK, so their arguement is going to be..." 'Cuz we said so your honor! It's true! It's true! They're all a bunch of mean nasty liars" ??

    Next thing you know, they'll try to launch a land war in southeast Asia.

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  182. SCO is funded by MS, they are useful. by screenrc · · Score: 1
    Who spoke about trial?


    SCO spends more effort their fud campaing than
    they do with the trial, using Microsoft's funding of
    $8 million for 2003. The purpose of their
    business is to cause as much harm as possible
    to IBM, to Linux, and to GPL. That is what
    they are paid to do, and that is is what everyone
    observes they are doing. If they can produce
    good results, maybe Microsoft will fund them
    for the year 2004. This is how SCO generates its revenue.


    Who spoke about trial?


    If SCO was in the litigation business, one
    would assume that they would spend money to
    read their own legal contracts (and not find
    the important Novel addendum misplaced *after* they filed the IBM lawsuit). And
    if they were into the litication business, SCO
    should at least have bothered to (at least) google
    for ten minutes to verify if they actually own
    the "proof" they displayed at their conference.


    SCO does not seem to be spending time to build
    a case agaist IBM. But they do seem to spend most
    of their day reviewing the next press release
    and giving interviews every other day.


    SCO is not in the litigation business. Their
    reveniew model places them in the fud and public relations
    business.

    1. Re:SCO is funded by MS, they are useful. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Who spoke about trial?

      IBM, for one. Even if SCO drops their lawsuit against IBM (and if they don't, it'll go to trial eventually), IBM has countersued SCO for patent infringement and GPL license violations.

      I think about the only thing IBM would take in order to drop the countersuit would be (a) all of SCO's cash and IP assets, and possibly (b) Darl McBride's head on a platter.

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      -- Alastair
    2. Re:SCO is funded by MS, they are useful. by screenrc · · Score: 1
      The point essentially is who wants the trial?


      Let us assume that SCO is full of crack, will
      (1) they settle, (2) SCO withraw, and (3) will IBM
      forces them to go to trial ?


      By our assumption, only (1) and (3) can be
      only logical outcomes.


      Let's only discuss the 3rd option; that is,
      IBM forces them to go to trial. Surely, in the
      face of severe penalties against SCO for t
      extortion and defemation , their bank account
      will be already empty. As for ip assets? I don't
      think they have much, and most of it is under
      BSD or GPL already.


      Still, IBM might decide to *force* them to court
      for a declative judgement, as a way to assure
      IBM customers that since the judge ruled for IBM
      they have nothing to fear. Let's see if SCO is
      still in business when that day arrives.


      So far, the battle is not SCO vs IBM. If you
      look who is funding SCO, the battle is Miscrosft
      vs. IBM. , but it is done is such a way so
      Microsft will not be liable of fud and anti-competitive
      practices. All the fud and PR campaing is done through SCO.

  183. Oh my! by dacarr · · Score: 1

    Ken and Dennis wrote the code that SCO owns before they owned it? Wait, I thought they were IBM employees like ESR!

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  184. Everything is going to be ok? by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1

    Do you know that people first started making chocolate chip cookies about the same time as other people started drawing pictures of Mickey Mouse. Somehow, one of these creative acts is now practiced widely without worry of legal consequences, but the other is restricted severely by IP laws. Since it's clear that chocolate chip cookies are a much more original and complex creation than a picture of a mouse, someone ought to go figure. I figure that calling America a banana republic would be an affront to the countries that grow bananas.

  185. Pls, mod parent down (Its not a DDOS) as its wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    216.250.142.120 (canopy.com) is reachable

    216.250.140.112 (sco.com) 216.250.140.125 (caldera.com) are on a different class C which is unreachable.

  186. McBride redirets url to Bruce's homepage by screenrc · · Score: 1

    I followed your url, but it goes to Bruce's
    homepage. Seems like McBride is DoSing Bruce.

  187. Re:Does anyone actually care about SCO anymore? by matth88 · · Score: 1

    Look, you really don't have to care. And if you don't, why are you even reading this story? Of course, you really *should* care, because this case has a lot to do with the future of tech, and our ability to create, share, and use it. That ability could be taken away from us. I'm glad there are plenty of people who do care, because without them, this can only get worse. BTW, if someone does buy SCO, then Darl McBride will have shown a surefire way to make about $200 million in market cap by attacking open source. Others will follow. Is that what you want? Oh, I forgot, you were bored.

  188. Re: Your Sig by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


    Shouldn't that be Some or Most /. users can't handle fuzzy logic? The way you've got it now sounds very Aristotlian. And wrong.

    Whatever. It's basically a headline, like in a newspaper. It's supposed to grab your attention so you read the rest of the story. The headline is not supposed to be the story.

    -a

  189. You are confused -- About copyleft by screenrc · · Score: 1
    Let's talk about GPL compatability.


    It is not legal combine my GPL code into your
    BSD code. But it is legal, for me to combine
    your BSD code into *my* GPL code. In fact,
    I can even take your BSD code and change its
    license into GPL anytime I want.

  190. Re: Using the DMCA against SCO... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    if the GPL is BY the people and FOR the people,

    I think you're thinking of the wrong document. The GPL is BY Richard Stallman (and his lawyers), and FOR GNU. We just happen to have permission to use it, so long as we don't change it, because it's copyrighted, too.

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  191. Brilliant by upside · · Score: 1

    I thought you had misspelt fallacious accicentally at first. :D

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  192. Still no sco.com by frkiii · · Score: 1

    Sunday, 24 August 2003 7:36am EDT.

    In a way, you could say, that that kind of cleans up one of the messiest things on the Intenet, er... sort of.

    Regards,

    Fredrick

  193. The SCO Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://alexs.blogs.com/narrowlog/2003/08/the_sco_s ong.html

    The Original NarrowLog SCO Skit

    From the second series of "NarrowLog"

    Scene: A website. One thread is occupied by a group of slashdotters with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.

    Man: You sit here, dear.
    Wife: All right.
    Man: Morning!
    Waitress: Morning!
    Man: Well, what've you got?
    Waitress: Well, there's IBM and SCO; SCO SUN and MS; MS and SCO; IBM Linux and SCO; IBM Linux Unix and SCO; SCO GPL systemV and SCO; SCO Linus SCO SCO IBM and SCO; SCO bacon IBM SCO SCO RMS SCO Redhat and SCO;
    Slashdot posters (starting to chant): SCO SCO SCO SCO...
    Waitress: ...SCO SCO SCO IBM and SCO; SCO SCO SCO SCO SCO SCO BSD alloc() SCO SCO SCO...
    Slashdot posters (singing): SCO! Incompetent SCO! Horrible SCO!
    Waitress: ...or Free as in Freedom Softwarre with Open Sauce served in a Provencale manner with Debian GNU/Linux and gcc garnished with GNOME Desktop, brandy and with a UnixWare on top and SCO.
    Wife: Have you got anything without SCO?
    Waitress: Well, there's SCO IBM sausage and SCO, that's not got much SCO in it.
    Wife: I don't want any SCO!
    Man: Why can't she have IBM bacon SCO and RedHat?
    Wife: That's got SCO in it!
    Man: Hasn't got as much SCO in it as SCO IBM sausage and SCO, has it?
    Slashdot posters: SCO SCO SCO SCO (crescendo through next few lines)
    Wife: Could you do the IBM Redhat SCO and Linux without the SCO then?
    Waitress: Eewwww!
    Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like SCO!
    Slashdot posters: Stupid SCO! Horrible SCO!
    Waitress: Shut up!
    Slashdot posters: Stupid SCO! Ignorant SCO!
    Waitress: Shut up! (Slashdot posters don't stop) Bloody Slashdotters! You can't
    have IBM Redhat SCO and Linux without the SCO.
    Wife (shrieks): I don't like SCO!
    Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll pay your SCO license. I love it. I'm having SCO SCO SCO SCO SCO SCO SCO SystemV-unixware SCO SCO SCO and SCO!
    Slashdot posters (singing): SCO SCO SCO SCO. Stupid SCO! Ignorant SCO!
    Waitress: Shut up!! SytemV is obsolete.
    Man: Well could I have her SCO instead of the SystemV then?
    Waitress: You mean SCO SCO SCO SCO SCO SCO... (but it is too late and the Slashdotters drown her words)
    Slashdot posters (singing elaborately): SCO SCO SCO SCO. Stpuid SCO! Incompetent SCO! SCO sc-o-o-o-o-o-o SCO sc-o-o-o-o-o-o SCO. Stupid SCO! Stuid SCO! Ignorant SCO! Stupid SCO! Horrible SCO! SCO SCO SCO SCO!

  194. US Navy buys Linux on Apple kit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The US Navy is a big SCO UnixWare user, and it has plenty of cash. That makes it a nice, juicy target for corporations who have even a halfway decent case of SCO misusing their IP. The Navy is more likely to pay than not - Governments tend to be wary of bad publicity in the run-up to a major election, and virtually anything asked for is going to be loose change to the DoD.

    Just the FAQS/FACTS, Please !

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/39/32211.ht ml

    "Terra Soft Solutions has announced that Lockheed Martin will buy 260 Xserve servers running its Yellow Dog Linux, with the eventual destination being the US Navy's submarines. On board clusters of the Apple rack server will be used for real-time image processing. ("Captain - it looks like a giant octopus")"

    "We're the only Apple reseller on the planet with a licence to install a non-Apple operating system."

    Be Sure You're Right, Then Go Ahead - Davy Crockett

  195. Re: Using the DMCA against SCO... by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    I'm referring to the spirit of the document, not the author.
    It's prety clear that Richard Stallman wanted to create something FOR the people.

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  196. SCOatse says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://myword.bounceme.net/scoatse/says/myword.jpg

  197. Eighties? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not as eighties-archaic as "they'd be maxing in Bermuda on everyone else's retirements." Now that's eighties.

  198. We're ignoring the "man behind the curtain" by PersonalOpinion · · Score: 1
    This is a copy of a post I made previously in another SCO related topic. I think it is relevant to any SCO related discussion to include possible impacts on M$ and any advantage M$ might see from a SCO action. This is my opinion, but I don't think we would be seeing any of this had M$ not been ready to ship Windows Server 2003, to which they consider Linux to be a serious threat/competitor. I'd be interested to hear opinions.

    ===== Previous Post Below ======

    First, I'll start by saying that this is my personal opinion. I only wish I had facts to back it up, although I suspect they exist.

    We, the Linux community, are spending a great deal of time attacking SCO for their actions, but I personally don't think they are the source of the problem. (Not to say they don't deserve all they get for being willing pawns.) I really think this whol thing is orchestrated by (drum roll please) Microsoft.

    Sure, they are a favorite target and everyone in the Linux community loves to take a shot at them, but lets look at what we know.

    1) Microsoft is a master of FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt) as a marketing approach to fight competition.

    2) Just before (or maybe just after, I don't recall the exact timing) SCO started their assault, Microsoft signed an agreement with SCO for Unix technology (considered by many as something of little use to them).

    3) Shortly after the assault by SCO began, Microsoft releases Windows Server 2003 with a large and still on-going campaign.

    Every day that the SCO circus continues is another day of Microsoft spreading FUD about the competition. It has already been suggested (I think by SCO) that it could be well into 2005 before the case even reaches court. That's got to be worth a lot to Microsoft in marketing Server 2003. By getting SCO, a dying company by most accounts, to throw itself of the sword for a price, Microsoft apears to have its hands clean. (Similar to the way organized crime works, huh?)

    I suspect there is a money trail or, even though they should know better by now, an e-mail or memo trail.

    For the purposes of Microsoft, it doesn't matter how much of a circus SCO turns this into or if they even make it to court. I would suspect it never goes to court and SCO backs down. That way SCO execs walk away with their pockets full of M$ and Microsoft gets the marketing they wanted.

    Again, PersonalOpinion

  199. Re: Using the DMCA against SCO... by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

    NEVER use their underhanded techniques against them, Grasshopper; it validates them.

    Upholding the GPL license is ALL this fight is about, pure and simple.

    That being said, it is NOT time to become radical about it; if the GPL is BY the people and FOR the people, then it must be used in that honorable sense.


    SCO is infringing on the copyright, ie: violating the GPL. This is too obvious. Inforcing the law is not underhanded, its required. If the DMCA applies, then it should be used, no matter that it is a stupid law. If you REALLY care about the GPL, then you would want to use every legal method at your disposal to insure those that attack it are brought to justice.

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  200. Re: Using the DMCA against SCO... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    It's prety clear that Richard Stallman wanted to create something FOR the people.

    Yes, it's pretty clear that the thing he wanted to create FOR the people is called GNU, and it's a free operating system. He created the GPL to protect GNU, and to be applied to 3rd party software written for GNU and other OSs. He didn't set out to create the GPL, he only created it when it became necessary to have a more general license that could be applied more easily.

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  201. Your rm signature. by YOU+LIKEWISE+FAIL+IT · · Score: 1
    Create a file named --help, then try to delete it.

    This is something we give to first-years. The answer is "rm -- --help". Hope this --helps.

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  202. More than the webserver is offline by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1
    ftp.sco.com and ftp.caldera.com are both unreachable as well. That means their "outage" involves multiple boxes. While this does not prove the DMCA theory, it casts doubt on "weekend upgrade" or a run-of-the-mill DOS attack.

    I sure hope nobody is launching an attack on SCO. Far better to let them stay online, especially since SCO is it's own worst enemy. There is much to be learned from their behavior, even if that behavior is bad.

    Retaliation should be reserved for the top executives, after SCO is dead. The challenge will be to ensure that these people are treated like toxic waste wherever they go.

  203. And speaking of being self-serving... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...I notice that all of the "PR Newswire" press releases listed under the SCOX symbol at Yahoo are sourced by - tahdaah! - The SCO Group.

    If you were a potential investor and didn't notice that, you might be decieved by the river of positive "press", not noticing that it was 95% masturbatory; so... do any of you happen to have contact with a company possessing write access to PR Newsire, Dow, Reuters, PrimeZone or any of the other news sources listed?

    I'd be delighted to see an item appear there occasionally with a headline like "SuperMegaCorp laughs collective ass off at SCOX evidence blunder", "IBM respects, defends GPL; SCOX tramples BSD licence" or "Is MSFT preparing to disown SCOX?".

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  204. Not to whack a mattock through a louse egg, but... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    if you call it a "hole in GNU/Linux", you are referring to a hole in the OS

    Not quite. You're referring to a hole in the kernel and/or that subset of userland tools written by or assigned to the FSF such as the C compiler and awk interpreter. You're not referring to holes in Apache, SendMail, PHP, PostFix, Mozilla, KDE, SaMBa, OpenSSH, SquirrelMail, AMaViS, ProFTPd, OpenLDAP, bzflag, The GIMP or any one of (literally) thousands of other packages.

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  205. Alternately... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    ...and this works with programs that don't support `--': rm ./--help.

    You could also use wildcards, as in rm ??help, providing you weren't too fond of files called "myhelp" or "xxhelp" in the same directory. Use the -i option if there's a few matches, and say yea/nay to zapping each.

    You could move everything else out of the directory then rm -rf it.

    You could tell an app that didn't accept long options to use it as a temp file.

    echo -e '#include <stdio.h>\nmain(){unlink("--help");}\n' >zaphelp.c; make zaphelp; ./zaphelp; rm zaphelp zaphelp.c

    ...and so on. Welcome to Unix. (-:

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  206. F8 - instant Administrator without password by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Keep upgrading your tagline, one day you'll find one that is both witty and worthwhile.

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  207. Doesn't this fit SCO's claims? by El · · Score: 1

    If Ritchie wrote it, then it's AT&T Unix code; SCO is claiming all Unix rights belong to them, so it would be SCO code, provided you regard the results of the BSD lawsuit as invalid. There is a line of reasoning that you can follow by which SCO's claims seem reasonible; unfortunately, the number of hoops they need to jump through to prove these claims seems more and more tenuous.

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