I'm going to act all paranoid and spout off that the cancer industry will make sure that this revolutionary treatment never, ever gets to market. This is going to be the only time that we ever hear about it. Ten years from now we'll be seeing headlines "Still no cure for cancer" while scratching our heads saying, "Wasn't there some virus thing ten years ago? What happened with that?" And the industry will respond, as usual, with a curt "There was no virus thing. You are in error. Cancer is incurable. Keep the money coming. Thank you for your cooperation."
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Stewie was dealing with a bully from the neighborhood in his own megalomaniacal way, capturing the bully and tying him up in the basement.
Lois looks down the stairs...
"Stewie, what are you doing down there?"
"We're playing house, Mother..."
"But why is that boy all tied up?"
"Um... Roman Polanski's house."
Now that's funny.
I'm going to act all paranoid and spout off that the cancer industry will make sure that this revolutionary treatment never, ever gets to market. This is going to be the only time that we ever hear about it. Ten years from now we'll be seeing headlines "Still no cure for cancer" while scratching our heads saying, "Wasn't there some virus thing ten years ago? What happened with that?" And the industry will respond, as usual, with a curt "There was no virus thing. You are in error. Cancer is incurable. Keep the money coming. Thank you for your cooperation."